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Hazel
00:00:00I started to itch.
Luma
00:00:03That shit is uncomfortable.
Hazel
00:00:03that I couldn’t scratch.
Dungeon Master
00:00:05Yeah.
Hazel
00:00:05of
Dungeon Master
00:00:07I’ve never had it, so I don’t actually know that,00:00:09but I assume it’s awful.
Hazel
00:00:11Are we recording?00:00:13I guess the bot says recording.
Dungeon Master
00:00:13We are.00:00:15We are recording.
Luma
00:00:16I probably should end this line of conversation.
Hazel
00:00:16Fuck shit.00:00:19True.
Temerity
00:00:19laughs
Luma
00:00:20Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:00:21I was going to say some crazy shit and then send things to a joint.
Dungeon Master
00:00:21No, I don’t…
Hazel
00:00:26- See you.00:00:27Don’t worry, guys. I’m going to go to heaven.
Dungeon Master
00:00:28Um,
Temerity
00:00:28I think we are on a similar track.
Rhysaene
00:00:32Yeah.
Temerity
00:00:33I’ll see you next time.
Dungeon Master
00:00:35It’s all going in the transcript guys.
Temerity
00:00:38laughs
Dungeon Master
00:00:40We’re gonna call that exhibit A.
Temerity
00:00:42Fuck shit, piss, cunt, now you can’t monetize it.
Dungeon Master
00:00:46Nah, I’ve got completely separate track audio. I can literally just mute you.
Temerity
00:00:50Fuck!
Luma
00:00:52Everybody has to say it.
Temerity
00:00:54Everyone has to say it.
Dungeon Master
00:00:58um,00:00:59Who would like to recap us a quick,00:01:02A quick,00:01:04quick and dirty recap of the prior session and where we left off.
Rhysaene
00:01:14I’m not going to recap the whole thing, but we explored the vaults.
Hazel
00:01:14I cannot do it.00:01:16But.
Temerity
00:01:18old.
Rhysaene
00:01:20The volts.
Dungeon Master
00:01:21You did indeed explore some vaults.
Temerity
00:01:24- Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:01:24Mm-hmm.00:01:28We,00:01:29Saw some…00:01:30uh,00:01:32We saw some salamanders.00:01:35and stuff. Oh, there was that dwarf guy as well.
Luma
00:01:36Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:01:38that00:01:39that we00:01:41I mean, the Luma…00:01:43Uh…00:01:44and Hazelnut.00:01:46And he didn’t recognize us.
Temerity
00:01:46Oh yeah.00:01:48- Little dwarf.
Rhysaene
00:01:50Yeah.00:01:51Because he was like,00:01:52piss fucking drunk.
Temerity
00:01:54Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:01:54He was pissed drunk at the festival when he met Hazel.
Rhysaene
00:01:59Yes.
Dungeon Master
00:01:59He was only regular drunk on the job.
Rhysaene
00:02:04Yeah.00:02:05Oh, we also fought some Rust Monsters.00:02:07Oh, fuck, that was a big thing as well.
Dungeon Master
00:02:10Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
00:02:11And then I…00:02:12They did a little, they did a little, they, they,00:02:14New Rust Monsters is kind of orifam, but like they…00:02:18looked at Iva’s weapons00:02:21and went, um, um, um, um. And then00:02:22Iva was like, meh.00:02:24And then they kept fucking doing it.00:02:27um,
Temerity
00:02:28- He he he.
Dungeon Master
00:02:28Um,
Rhysaene
00:02:30They looked at Iva and was like, I’ll do it a fucking game.00:02:35And then they did.00:02:37Um,
Dungeon Master
00:02:38Uh,
Rhysaene
00:02:38But thankfully we had a mending spell.00:02:41Because…
Dungeon Master
00:02:42Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:02:42I can’t remember who had the mending spell.00:02:43I think it was Luma who mendinged.
Temerity
00:02:47Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:02:47was indeed.
Rhysaene
00:02:49Yeah.00:02:50Because Luma is00:02:52insanely goated.00:02:54Um,00:02:57We saw some salamanders as well.00:03:00I think this like Firewall guys
Dungeon Master
00:03:03The fire snakes, yes.
Luma
00:03:04and
Rhysaene
00:03:05Yeah.00:03:07I think, I can’t remember how we just, we, we didn’t do, we didn’t fight them.
Dungeon Master
00:03:07Um, you,
Luma
00:03:07Oh.
Rhysaene
00:03:10I know that much.00:03:11I remember the, us like explicitly not fighting them.
Temerity
00:03:14and then my game on coal
Luma
00:03:15We fed him coal.
Rhysaene
00:03:15Uh-huh.
Temerity
00:03:16Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:03:16Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:03:17Yeah.00:03:18Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:03:19Um,
Rhysaene
00:03:20Uh…00:03:21Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:03:22Yes.00:03:23You went into the vaults. You encountered rust monsters, fire snakes,00:03:27and an elemental spirit which first inhabited some ancient dwarven armor,00:03:32and when you shattered, the armor was unleashed from its shell,00:03:36becoming pure fire and burning through each of you before being…00:03:42executed efficiently by the party.00:03:45I believe Temerity got the final blow.00:03:48You discovered that this section of vaults was essentially workshops and foundries.00:03:56things.00:03:58like that.00:03:59And that they had all been ruined by some sort of00:04:03fire-related disaster.00:04:06Um, a lot of melted metal and destroyed armor, um,00:04:11and what wasn’t destroyed by flame was later consumed by rust monsters.00:04:14Luma discovered…00:04:17some00:04:19hasty repair work covering up a,00:04:22a,00:04:23a cavernous, uh,00:04:25space that had opened up with evidence that creatures had burrowed up out of the…00:04:32subterranean00:04:34Faces below.00:04:35And in the final chamber, the one where you fought the elemental, you discovered a massive hole.00:04:42Thank you.00:04:43descending deep into the earth towards a faint orangish glow.00:04:47Um,00:04:48Um,00:04:49One other thing you discovered was a pair of hand axes, which last session I had told you were simple plus one hand axes of high quality dwarven make.00:05:01I have slightly revised…00:05:04that and I will put it in00:05:08party notes. But if you have the handbags, this is what you have.
Temerity
00:05:15Ooh.
Dungeon Master
00:05:19And with that,
Temerity
00:05:20All right.
Dungeon Master
00:05:21We concluded the last session with you all having dispatched the elemental, recovering from significant wounds, especially on Iva’s part, who was…00:05:31shredded by the fire elemental wielding these very hand axes.00:05:36Hazel had had healed up00:05:38healed up Iva.00:05:40And you all were left in the aftermath of a battle standing on the edge of this chasm in a room of searing heat.00:05:49What would you like to do?
Hazel
00:05:56Good work, everyone.
Temerity
00:05:56way in.00:05:57I remember last session we left off with making sure that everyone was all right.00:06:02Everyone seemed okay-ish.00:06:06Um,00:06:08Mm-hmm.00:06:10So, yeah, Temerity is going to00:06:12just look over to Luma and ask, are we--00:06:15Do you need to map any more of this area or?
Luma
00:06:19Yeah.00:06:20Now that we’ve cleared out all the vaults, I should probably do another run through.00:06:24Just make sure I got everything.
Dungeon Master
00:06:30One second.
Hazel
00:06:30Once you…
Dungeon Master
00:06:32Sorry, go ahead.
Hazel
00:06:34Oh, no worries. I was going to say, once you finish up a00:06:38Uh, stop.00:06:39for00:06:42bit of lunch or
Luma
00:06:45Yeah, what time is it?
Hazel
00:06:45something.
Dungeon Master
00:06:47Um,00:06:48It’s probably, it was morning when you arrived, I believe.00:06:52And it’s probably only been…00:06:54three or four hours. So it’s probably around noon-ish.
Luma
00:07:00Um,00:07:01Yeah, we’ve got another vault.00:07:04to look through, but we don’t have to do that today.00:07:08Um, I could finish up this one, which will only take me like another, I don’t know.00:07:12Like two hours.00:07:13And then we can go up for dinner and relax and then00:07:17Come tomorrow.
Temerity
00:07:20Sounds good to me, Luma.
Hazel
00:07:23Yes.
Rhysaene
00:07:24Yes, your call.
Hazel
00:07:24So…
Luma
00:07:26Yeah.
Hazel
00:07:27sounds wonderful. Thank you.
Luma
00:07:27There’s no.00:07:29No need to…
Temerity
00:07:29You’re the boss.
Luma
00:07:31camp it in this.
Hazel
00:07:31Yeah.
Luma
00:07:32Creepy freaking place.00:07:33Yeah, no, actually, I definitely want to go topside.
Temerity
00:07:35Hehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:07:36laughter
Hazel
00:07:36- See you.
Luma
00:07:36Uh,
Iva
00:07:37Thank you.
Luma
00:07:37.
Hazel
00:07:39Well, I brought.00:07:45I brought lunch in case anyone wants something and she reaches into her pocket and just…00:07:50has like a handful of like loose pumpkin seeds.00:07:53Shoot it.
Temerity
00:07:54- Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:07:56Thank you.
Luma
00:08:04Well, well, well.00:08:05wander off while everybody’s resting and snacking the00:08:09Sir.00:08:11Drawing the walls.
Temerity
00:08:11Yeah.00:08:12you
Dungeon Master
00:08:12Yeah.00:08:14take time and map the actual structure and layout of the vault00:08:19now that you have the full picture of the area you were meant to00:08:22survey.
Luma
00:08:26She’s specifically looking for any areas that are not supposed to be in the survey, like parameters, just because she can’t help herself.
Temerity
00:08:34He he.
Dungeon Master
00:08:35Um,00:08:40Yeah.00:08:42Um,00:08:43You do a thorough look and you…00:08:46examine the entirety of the areas. It doesn’t take too long. The rooms are big, but they’re not that big.00:08:52And you could pretty well conclude that the survey parameters covered the four actual vault chambers, which means that the cavernous area00:09:04whatever’s in the hole and the collapsed passageway are beyond the scope of the request for sure.00:09:13um.
Luma
00:09:15while she’s going in the hole, so.
Dungeon Master
00:09:17Huh?
Luma
00:09:18There’s no way in hell she’s going in the hole.
Dungeon Master
00:09:20Give me just an intelligence check.
Temerity
00:09:20Hehehehe.
Luma
00:09:24Fuck.00:09:25Uh,00:09:26Dice Tower.00:09:27Oh, my dates have done it.00:09:4011.
Dungeon Master
00:09:42- Yeah, it’s pretty simple conclusion.00:09:47of possibilities00:09:49Um,00:09:50The survey listed four vaults and didn’t list anything beyond it.00:09:53There obviously was…00:09:56a passageway to00:09:58more of the same structure beyond this whole…00:10:05it’s,00:10:05reasonable to deduce that either the person who set up this survey knew that the passage beyond was inaccessible00:10:14Yeah.00:10:16It was just a really lucky, like, not lucky, but a really serendipitous…00:10:22coincidence that you were00:10:24to survey four volts.00:10:27And any chance you had to…00:10:29go beyond that by mistake was pretty well ruined by the passageway being collapsed.00:10:35more likely it seems like the person who ordered the survey or in the records, um,00:10:43This place, like obviously a lot of stuff was clearly not discovered about this place when it was sealed.00:10:49The hand axes, for example, were never found and are obviously…00:10:54Dwarven Smith’s weapons.00:10:57But it was at least surveyed enough that it was clear that…00:11:02that the whatever lies beyond was not accessible.
Luma
00:11:09Okay.00:11:11There’s a mystery afoot.
Temerity
00:11:14He he he.
Luma
00:11:14Uh, yeah, Luma’s going to check out the collapse thing just to make sure that there definitely is no way through.
Dungeon Master
00:11:21You…
Luma
00:11:21Thank you.00:11:22Of course, she teleports across the gap.
Dungeon Master
00:11:24Clears00:11:25You.00:11:26teleport. The entire area is loose rubble all over. It is difficult to rain anywhere over here. Um,00:11:35You can give me, um,00:11:39Whatever, stonemasons, tools, nature.00:11:41It’s going to be intelligence regardless.00:11:44nature, stonemasons, tools,00:11:48Either or.
Luma
00:11:52I have Stonemason’s tools.00:11:54Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:11:55I believe not.
Luma
00:11:58Not that.
Dungeon Master
00:11:59Also, I want to clarify something real quick now.00:12:01Luma is the only person who speaks Dwarvish, right?00:12:05No one else dwarvish?
Iva
00:12:07Nope.
Temerity
00:12:08I only speak common and halfling.
Dungeon Master
00:12:11That was a 10 out of 10 get on the linguist feed.
Hazel
00:12:11- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:12:16That…
Luma
00:12:16Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:12:17That’s very incredibly lucky that that’s one you grabbed.
Rhysaene
00:12:19Thank you.
Luma
00:12:21He…
Temerity
00:12:21Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:12:21Not necessarily right now, but…
Luma
00:12:25Was…
Dungeon Master
00:12:25Just in general.
Luma
00:12:26Was Dwarves the one that I grabbed from the linguistry?00:12:28It was wild.
Dungeon Master
00:12:29Yes.00:12:30Because I…
Luma
00:12:30Wild.
Dungeon Master
00:12:31Because you had said last time you spoke it,00:12:33And I was looking at my notes on Luma and I was like, Dwarvish isn’t in here.00:12:38Oh, I haven’t updated these since they leveled.
Luma
00:12:42Yeah, Dwarvish, Gnomish, and Infernal were the ones that she picked.
Dungeon Master
00:12:42Um,
Temerity
00:12:42He he he.
Dungeon Master
00:12:44and infernal.
Luma
00:12:46I was really close to picking Gnomish.
Temerity
00:12:47Eeeh!
Dungeon Master
00:12:47I’m going to ask Luma about that one.
Luma
00:12:49I was really going to pick the primordial, but I was like, there’s no way Aluba could pick the primordial.00:12:55Yeah.00:12:55So I didn’t.
Temerity
00:12:55Hehehehe.
Luma
00:12:57uh,00:12:58So Infernal was like, yeah, it’s a weird one.00:13:00I don’t know.00:13:00If any of those didn’t make sense, I could change them.
Dungeon Master
00:13:04Um,00:13:07Infernal is the only one, and it’s not…00:13:09It’s not that you can’t have it.00:13:11It’s that you need a reason why you have it.00:13:14It’s not a language you could just pick up.
Luma
00:13:18There’s no like00:13:20Infernal texts anywhere, because it would only be written.
Dungeon Master
00:13:21There are.00:13:23there are, and they are like restricted or unknown.00:13:27So you could have discovered an infernal text00:13:30that nobody knows about00:13:33or something like that.00:13:35um,00:13:36Not anything like crazy, just like a book in Infernal that you’ve taught yourself this language over time.00:13:42Again, it’s not that you can’t have it, it’s that you are unusual for having it.00:13:47And…00:13:48knowing it would be unusual.
Luma
00:13:52Off.00:13:53We want to hash that out at some point, we can.
Dungeon Master
00:13:54Yeah.
Luma
00:13:55or I’ll change it, whichever.
Dungeon Master
00:13:58I will say Primordial is just as like…
Luma
00:14:01Primordial would make absolutely no sense because I don’t think there’s a written language for Primordial.00:14:05Which is why I ended up not going for it.
Dungeon Master
00:14:05Thanks.00:14:07I think there is, but I don’t want to check mid-session, and it doesn’t matter.
Luma
00:14:10Sure.
Dungeon Master
00:14:11um,
Luma
00:14:11I think fair enough.
Dungeon Master
00:14:12Neither is going to come up, I don’t think.00:14:14I guess, no, that’s not true.00:14:15Primordial would have very much come up.00:14:17You could have had words with the guy who was trying to kill you in the previous fight,00:14:21if you had known Primordial.
Luma
00:14:22Yeah.00:14:22No, if Luma knew Primordial, she’d be whispering
Hazel
00:14:24You asked us.
Luma
00:14:26Primordial at the fucking tubes of lava.
Dungeon Master
00:14:29It’s just…
Rhysaene
00:14:29- Yeah.
Hazel
00:14:29- Ooh.
Luma
00:14:29Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:14:30But yeah,00:14:31Um,00:14:32Nature or stonemasons tools.
Luma
00:14:34Oh, right, 14.
Dungeon Master
00:14:3614.00:14:38This is pretty well caved in.00:14:40densely packed rock and shattered wall.00:14:46Um,00:14:47Excavating it would be a time commitment beyond the scope of, like…00:14:53the week you’ve been given.
Luma
00:14:56Yeah. If anything, she’s just looking for holes that she could teleport through. If there’s nothing, it’s too packed, then that’s fine.
Dungeon Master
00:15:01there’s the big hole.00:15:03You could certainly teleport through that.
Luma
00:15:05I could jump in the hole.
Hazel
00:15:08Hee hee.
Luma
00:15:08uh,
Dungeon Master
00:15:08uh,
Luma
00:15:09It is just a big deep pit with the lava at the bottom, right?
Iva
00:15:10Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:15:14It is.00:15:15You cannot necessarily see lava, you see the glow.
Luma
00:15:16Sorry.00:15:17Orange at the bottom.00:15:18Yeah, the glow at the bottom.
Dungeon Master
00:15:18Yeah.00:15:20Big, deep pit.00:15:21It kind of tapers out at the, even up this high at the edges.00:15:26probably like00:15:30several00:15:30dozen feet00:15:32So this is not a tunnel, this is a gaping, like, chasm.
Temerity
00:15:37Yeah.
Luma
00:15:38Like a volcano eruption blew up the fucking floor, or…
Dungeon Master
00:15:42It is a lot like that.
Luma
00:15:44Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:15:44It is very much like that.
Iva
00:15:45this.
Hazel
00:15:45- I see, I see, I see.
Temerity
00:15:47laughter
Luma
00:15:47- Gosh.
Hazel
00:15:48Well,
Luma
00:15:48Can I deduce based on the center point of this hole that there might have been like…00:15:54event or something over here, or00:15:57No, because that would have been where a pillar was.
Dungeon Master
00:15:57You…00:16:00The view…00:16:01You can deduce by the layout of the room,00:16:03I won’t make you rule for it,00:16:05that there would not have been a vent over there,
Luma
00:16:06Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:16:07that this vent was…
Luma
00:16:08Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:16:09And there is no, like, rock under this vent.00:16:12There’s no, like, ventilation…00:16:14tunneling under this vent, whatever was there also got bad.00:16:19whatever.
Luma
00:16:19OK.00:16:20Gotcha. All right.
Dungeon Master
00:16:21And there’s like half of it still embedded in the ground.00:16:24These are like shards of glowing rock that have cracked through the surface and are still glowing to this day.
Luma
00:16:32Oh, I’m almost going to poke at him.
Dungeon Master
00:16:34Um…00:16:36Give me a constant with your hand.
Luma
00:16:36Yeah.00:16:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dungeon Master
00:16:39Okay.
Hazel
00:16:40Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:16:41It’s like, all right.
Luma
00:16:41She’ll drop it.
Temerity
00:16:42Hehehehehehe.
Iva
00:16:42Reaches out.
Luma
00:16:43She’ll draw…
Iva
00:16:43This reaches out in full palms of hot rock.
Rhysaene
00:16:46I don’t know.
Temerity
00:16:47Loud noise
Luma
00:16:47Hey guys, I found a cool rock! Ow!
Iva
00:16:47you
Hazel
00:16:47you
Temerity
00:16:48Bye.00:16:49I wonder what it tastes like.
Dungeon Master
00:16:50So ready to be like, hey, you don’t give me the Constitution to save a group.
Luma
00:16:51I don’t know.
Iva
00:16:51Thank you.
Luma
00:16:53Yes.00:16:54What do you think it tastes like?
Hazel
00:16:54not just right oven
Luma
00:16:56Thank you.
Hazel
00:16:56Write oven mitt on your hand and pick it up.
Iva
00:16:57Thank you.
Luma
00:16:58Yeah, we’re…
Temerity
00:16:58Yeah!
Luma
00:17:00No, that’s way better than what I was going to do.00:17:01Yeah, Luma writes oven mitt in her hand and it fucking turns into an oven mitt and then she picks it up.
Temerity
00:17:02Bye.
Luma
00:17:06Like a blacksmith’s big old mitt.
Dungeon Master
00:17:09You--00:17:10You can’t pick it up.00:17:12It is coming, like, actively, like, jutting out of the ground.00:17:16It is…
Luma
00:17:16Right, my bad. She’s going to draw a pickaxe, break a chunk off, and then pick it up.
Dungeon Master
00:17:17terrain.00:17:21You…
Rhysaene
00:17:22Professor.
Dungeon Master
00:17:22are able to do that. You’re able to pick it up in the oven mitt. The oven mitt does not00:17:26instantly burst into flame. It is not that hot.00:17:29Um,00:17:30You hold this glowing rock in your hand, and over the course of like a couple minutes, it starts to stop glowing.
Luma
00:17:37Can I identify the type of material this is, the type of rock?
Dungeon Master
00:17:42Um…
Temerity
00:17:43Ignatius.
Dungeon Master
00:17:45Yeah, it’s igneous.00:17:47Yes, you can
Luma
00:17:47- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:17:49The DM doesn’t know.00:17:50It is…
Luma
00:17:51Okay, that’s fine.00:17:52If it’s not relevant, it’s fine.
Dungeon Master
00:17:52It is a volcanic rock of sun.00:17:56Give me an Arcana check, actually.
Temerity
00:17:58pain.
Dungeon Master
00:17:59There is something you could glean from this.
Luma
00:18:01Uh…00:18:03Arcana is not one I’m proficient in, so…00:18:08Uh,00:18:1013.00:18:1116.
Dungeon Master
00:18:1316.00:18:16For the rock to still be glowing,00:18:19still be full of heat.00:18:21Because once it cools down,00:18:22you can tell this is just like volcanic rock.00:18:25There’s nothing…00:18:26incredibly special about the rock itself,00:18:29except that it is a conduit for heat in a way that isn’t00:18:33terribly natural. With a 1600:18:37Mm-hmm.00:18:38tempered by the like,00:18:40nature of the setting and available knowledge, you suspect that there is some sort of elemental
Iva
00:18:41Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:18:46magic involved in allowing this rock to stay heated for so long, but the specifics are not00:18:54part of your repertoire of knowledge.
Luma
00:18:57Perfect.00:18:57I’m going to take a few.00:18:59you sampling.
Dungeon Master
00:19:00Yeah.
Luma
00:19:01collections of rocks and
Dungeon Master
00:19:02Yes.
Luma
00:19:03Pack ’em up.
Dungeon Master
00:19:04you have
Luma
00:19:04Uh.
Dungeon Master
00:19:05you are able to do so no problem.
Luma
00:19:07Hey, I found some cool rocks.
Temerity
00:19:10It’s good.
Dungeon Master
00:19:11That is…
Iva
00:19:11I don’t guys know, those look like hot rocks.
Luma
00:19:14Nope, they’re cool now.
Dungeon Master
00:19:14Thank you.00:19:16laughs
Luma
00:19:17They call that.
Dungeon Master
00:19:17They’re still very warm, they’re just no longer glowing hot.
Luma
00:19:23Nope, almost committed. They’re cool rocks now.
Dungeon Master
00:19:25I don’t know.
Iva
00:19:25-
Temerity
00:19:25Hehehe.
Luma
00:19:26laughter00:19:27- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:19:28I think it’s first degree burns.
Luma
00:19:30I mean,
Temerity
00:19:30laughs
Iva
00:19:30for her?
Hazel
00:19:32Oh.
Luma
00:19:33Okay, I think I’ve mapped out00:19:36Everything that I need to include.00:19:39and not include.00:19:40Um,00:19:41There’s probably another vault through that00:19:44Caved in area, but it’s it’s caved in which.00:19:47begs the question of why they knew that there was only four volts to,00:19:52explore here.00:19:54So I’m going to have to do some research.
Temerity
00:20:00Pretty nudge.
Luma
00:20:05suspicious research or maybe they just had it in the records i don’t know they didn’t give me00:20:09everything
Temerity
00:20:10Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:20:13So we’re done exploring?
Luma
00:20:13This place is pretty cool.00:20:15Yeah.00:20:16Yeah, I think we’re good. I think we can leave now.
Temerity
00:20:19All right.00:20:20I have a radio pickup.00:20:22that are hammer and00:20:25Follow the leader out.
Luma
00:20:29Yeah.00:20:30We go.
Temerity
00:20:32We go,
Dungeon Master
00:20:32you are able to head out of the vaults without issue.
Rhysaene
00:20:33Thank you.
Temerity
00:20:36We ride.
Dungeon Master
00:20:38Um,
Hazel
00:20:39Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:20:40It’s not, I’m not going to gotcha you on this, so I will just ask you outright, do you reseal and lock the big, the big ceiling door that you came in through with your key?
Luma
00:20:51Uh,00:20:52If the notes said to or not to, she would follow that.00:20:56I don’t think they did…
Dungeon Master
00:20:58They didn’t, but they should have said to reseal it.
Luma
00:20:58uh,
Dungeon Master
00:21:01That’s an oversight on my part, not the note maker’s part.
Luma
00:21:01Yeah.00:21:03Yeah, Luma will definitely restill it if…00:21:08That makes the most sense.
Dungeon Master
00:21:08um,
Luma
00:21:09Honestly, it does anyway.00:21:10So yeah, she would do that.
Iva
00:21:11Okay, please.
Dungeon Master
00:21:12the00:21:13the, um,00:21:15The door rolls back into place as you kind of pull the lever00:21:19outside of it that just causes it to roll into place. You place your key inside. The door,00:21:27just again, is this big, like, dark metal00:21:31cast iron00:21:33Um,00:21:34molded door with a much newer like steel locking mechanism in place in it and that’s where your key goes. The Guild of Sparks kind of like technologist approach. You hear the four prong key click four locks into place all at the same time, take your key out and the door is sealed.
Luma
00:21:55Yay.
Dungeon Master
00:21:56Okay.
Temerity
00:21:57Yay.
Dungeon Master
00:22:00You’re able to
Hazel
00:22:01We did it.
Dungeon Master
00:22:02you’re able to ascend back the deep,00:22:06the deep,00:22:07uh,00:22:08winding passageways back towards the surface, re-entering the Hall of Hammers, the Guild Hall of the Vaultsmiths.
Luma
00:22:23We’re back in00:22:25the surface because that place is creepy.
Temerity
00:22:27Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:22:27Thank you.
Iva
00:22:30There’s no little creatures trying to eat my armor anymore.
Luma
00:22:34True.
Temerity
00:22:35Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:22:36I definitely need to make sure I include a note that the snake’s like coal.
Hazel
00:22:44Aw.00:22:45Uh,00:22:48Indeed, Bill.00:22:50Huh.00:22:52I worry that whoever else will go down there may not be as compassionate to them as we were.
Luma
00:23:00through.
Iva
00:23:02Why not? They’re just little guys.
Luma
00:23:04I’ll make the note really big.
Hazel
00:23:06Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:23:06Hehehehehehe.
Hazel
00:23:28Well, is that going to be the…
Dungeon Master
00:23:28what
Hazel
00:23:31Is that going to be the end for today?00:23:36going to go, oh,00:23:39finish up and00:23:40perhaps get00:23:43gets some food and decompress for the day.
Luma
00:23:49Yeah, but we gotta figure out how to get you back across the…
Hazel
00:23:53Ah.
Dungeon Master
00:23:54Oh.
Luma
00:23:54The border.
Hazel
00:23:54Yes.
Dungeon Master
00:23:56I…00:23:57Made a mistake.00:23:59It is not the Hall of Hammers.00:24:01It is the Hall of the Anvil.
Temerity
00:24:03Hey.
Luma
00:24:04Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:24:04I’ve been, I open up the map and I’m like, right.
Hazel
00:24:09- Okay.
Temerity
00:24:10- He he he.
Rhysaene
00:24:11Which is…
Hazel
00:24:11I can technically, if, if, if we short rest, I get a spent, I get a use of wild chin back.00:24:17but I can use it.
Luma
00:24:18Oh, okay. Well then I figured we probably would have had everybody else short rest while Luma finished up mapping.
Rhysaene
00:24:19If we…00:24:21Okay.
Temerity
00:24:23Yeah, that is two hours.
Rhysaene
00:24:23Yeah, please show me.
Hazel
00:24:23Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:24:23Oh, fuck.00:24:24I’ve got to be right back, sorry.
Rhysaene
00:24:24And then I get my…
Temerity
00:24:26Okay.
Luma
00:24:26Well,
Rhysaene
00:24:27Yeah, short breasts are good for me.
Temerity
00:24:30I need a long rest.
Hazel
00:24:30I think we are gonna long test as well.
Luma
00:24:33Yeah.00:24:34We’re done venturing for the day.
Hazel
00:24:35nice.
Temerity
00:24:35But yeah.
Rhysaene
00:24:36See you.
Luma
00:24:36We’re going to go do the other vault with a long rest,00:24:39in tow, but00:24:40We needed to make one short rest specifically so that Hazel can get smuggled over the border.
Hazel
00:24:43We’ll do it.
Rhysaene
00:24:44Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:24:44laughs
Hazel
00:24:48Thank you.
Temerity
00:24:48laughs
Rhysaene
00:24:48I have a…
Luma
00:24:49Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:24:50I do have a question actually, do temporary hit points go away on a short or long rest?
Luma
00:24:58Um,
Hazel
00:24:59- I am an old boy.
Luma
00:24:59They usually say, and then if they don’t say, they go away on the long rest.00:25:04Shh.
Rhysaene
00:25:04Okay, I will take a look on this here sheet.00:25:12Oh, they don’t say.
Temerity
00:25:14But then longer I stay presumed.
Hazel
00:25:17Something I do like
Luma
00:25:17Let me look.
Rhysaene
00:25:17Mmm.
Hazel
00:25:19about the
Luma
00:25:22They last until they’re depleted or you finish the long rest, sorry.
Hazel
00:25:25Oh, you’re good.00:25:26Something I really like about the 5.5e is that a lot of classes that have long rest-based00:25:32like uses like wild shape and rage.00:25:36on a short rest you get with one pack.
Rhysaene
00:25:38Yeah, you get one. It makes them stick around longer, which is nice.
Luma
00:25:39Mm-hmm.00:25:41I like that they made it so that most things are based on your proficiency for charges now.
Hazel
00:25:41Yeah.
Luma
00:25:48Um,
Hazel
00:25:48also very00:25:49Yeah.
Luma
00:25:49And yeah, and the trickle charge.
Hazel
00:25:54Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:25:54He he he he.
Luma
00:25:55So it’s less useless for like 90% of the classes to show her rest and like incredibly pivotal for the rest.
Hazel
00:26:02uh,
Temerity
00:26:02Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:26:02Oh, my God.00:26:03Oh my God, it’s chilly.00:26:04I’m going to go get a blanket.00:26:05I’ll be right back.00:26:06I’ll be right back.
Luma
00:26:07Okay.
Hazel
00:26:07them.
Temerity
00:26:07Hehehehe.
Hazel
00:26:08them slapping people and going long, long rests are fine,
Iva
00:26:10Thank you.
Hazel
00:26:11but short rests are really good.00:26:12Make sure to use them.
Luma
00:26:13Yeah, like,
Iva
00:26:14Yeah.
Temerity
00:26:14- Yeah.
Hazel
00:26:14We’ve given you these hit dice.
Luma
00:26:17Luma gets…00:26:18absolutely none of her features back on a short rest.
Hazel
00:26:22Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:26:22off.
Luma
00:26:24Short rest gives00:26:25Nothing.
Temerity
00:26:27Not even like one flash of genius.
Luma
00:26:27Oh,00:26:29Well, at my current level, it gives nothing.00:26:31I don’t know if future features will have…00:26:34uh,
Temerity
00:26:34and
Luma
00:26:34progress benefits, but, like, I don’t get00:26:36Flash of Genius for another, like,00:26:38three more levels.
Temerity
00:26:39Oh shit.
Rhysaene
00:26:41Come back.
Luma
00:26:41It’s seventh level.
Temerity
00:26:42Welcome back.
Luma
00:26:44Yeah, nope. Flash of Genius is fully long-rested.00:26:47Uh,00:26:50I don’t think short…
Iva
00:26:50Thank you, guys.
Luma
00:26:52Press.00:26:54Oh, good. The first instance of short rest comes in.00:26:57at 14th level.00:26:59when I get one use of my Flash of Genius feature.
Iva
00:27:04Guys, I got all my action surges back.
Luma
00:27:07Woo!
Iva
00:27:10And my second wins…
Rhysaene
00:27:12Thank you.
Temerity
00:27:12- Easy.00:27:17I got one rage.
Luma
00:27:1814th level I get00:27:20one reroll or no one plus four to any check that i want great00:27:25I get to kill people faster.
Temerity
00:27:26Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:27:26Thank you.
Iva
00:27:26Awesome.
Luma
00:27:29- Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:27:29My whole life.
Iva
00:27:29I got it.
Temerity
00:27:29Yeah.
Luma
00:27:30Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:27:30- Awesome.00:27:31My whole last class needs space for insure us.
Iva
00:27:32I also…
Luma
00:27:34True.
Iva
00:27:36I also get a…00:27:39priority die.
Luma
00:27:44Wee!00:27:45You only get one?
Iva
00:27:47No, I got them all back.
Luma
00:27:49Yeah, I was going to say.
Temerity
00:27:49Hehehehe.
Iva
00:27:51I got everything but my funny not class features.00:27:59I don’t get my precise attack or the attack him again.
Temerity
00:28:03- He he he.00:28:04Uh,00:28:07Spider be goofy.
Iva
00:28:10Yeah, fighter doobie goofing.
Luma
00:28:13to be goofy.00:28:16I want to know who issued this00:28:18this work order.
Iva
00:28:21the
Luma
00:28:21I also hate that it’s called a work order because now I feel like I’m at work.
Iva
00:28:25I issued it to you. I listed it specifically.
Luma
00:28:27Thank you.00:28:32One, two, four, seven.00:28:34first.00:28:41Structural Integrity Division.
Rhysaene
00:28:50Oh, am I still cutting out?
Luma
00:28:52No?
Iva
00:28:52Not for me.
Luma
00:28:53I think the only reason it cut out was because you went super high-pitched when you said no, and it just cut.
Rhysaene
00:28:58Fixed.
Luma
00:29:00out below the other half of the word.
Rhysaene
00:29:00It was like you’re not allowed.
Temerity
00:29:00uh…
Rhysaene
00:29:02Let’s not do that with your vocal cords.
Luma
00:29:03Yeah.00:29:05I think you,00:29:06peeked your mic and it made for a very funny segment.
Temerity
00:29:11Uh…
Rhysaene
00:29:11Yeah.
Luma
00:29:13you00:29:14I went…
Rhysaene
00:29:15that were like,
Temerity
00:29:16Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:29:17that would like,
Luma
00:29:17Okay.
Rhysaene
00:29:18You cannot fucking use your vocal cords like that.00:29:21That’s disgusting.
Temerity
00:29:23That’s not allowed.
Rhysaene
00:29:25That’s.00:29:26Okay, that’s disgusting.
Temerity
00:29:28Disgusted!00:29:32Which one of you is shat in the door?
Hazel
00:29:35I’m back.
Temerity
00:29:36Welcome back.
Hazel
00:29:36Good one.
Luma
00:29:36What the fuck?
Iva
00:29:36Someone called…00:29:37Someone call her a
Rhysaene
00:29:39When are you shot in the toilet?
Temerity
00:29:41I don’t know.
Luma
00:29:43We’ll cut to that.
Temerity
00:29:44Tintflosch.
Luma
00:29:45I’m going to also be right back then.
Temerity
00:29:47OK.
Rhysaene
00:29:47Thank you.
Hazel
00:29:47Oh.00:29:48Are you talking about the video where the girls are recording themselves and then someone comes in and the mom comes in and goes, come…
Temerity
00:29:51I don’t know.
Hazel
00:29:54Why do you flush the toilet after you take a fucking shit?00:29:58It’s disgusting!
Temerity
00:29:58Disgusting!
Rhysaene
00:29:58Let’s.00:30:00Disgusting.
Hazel
00:30:04That’s classic.00:30:06We love that one.
Rhysaene
00:30:07The other British video that’s like a classic is like, I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Temerity
00:30:12I can’t believe we’ve done this.
Hazel
00:30:12Oh,
Iva
00:30:12Casey loves that one.
Hazel
00:30:15It just, it…
Rhysaene
00:30:17- Yeah.
Hazel
00:30:17That, the take a fuck, like,00:30:20Kanwani has flushed the toilet after you take a fucking shit and…00:30:23the video of the guy playing Xbox and his mom is like yelling at him being like, go to the bathroom now.
Temerity
00:30:30-
Hazel
00:30:31You’re shitting yourself. It’s disgusting. You’re shitting yourself. And the kid’s like, no, I can’t.
Rhysaene
00:30:31Mm-hmm.00:30:33Bye.
Temerity
00:30:33Oh, no.00:30:35No.00:30:40he’s too
Rhysaene
00:30:40Perfect.00:30:41So,
Temerity
00:30:41enraptured in the game
Hazel
00:30:47And then that one00:30:49goes into00:30:51uh,00:30:52The kid on rainbow.00:30:54Six.00:30:56uh,
Temerity
00:30:56are you with his mom
Rhysaene
00:30:58Thank you.
Hazel
00:30:58where it is.00:31:00Yeah.00:31:01Because like,00:31:03I wanted a fucking chocolate milk and you came…00:31:05You gave me a Mountain Dew, but I don’t want a Mountain Dew.00:31:07You gave me, I want a fucking chocolate milk.00:31:09Go get me a chocolate milk, you bee.
Rhysaene
00:31:12Yeah.
Temerity
00:31:12I’ll see you next time.
Dungeon Master
00:31:15- I’m back, sorry.
Rhysaene
00:31:15Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:31:15There was a stray cat and it was being overly familiar
Temerity
00:31:16Welcome back.
Rhysaene
00:31:18I don’t think
Dungeon Master
00:31:19and none of the cats were happy about it.
Temerity
00:31:21Uh…
Hazel
00:31:21That’s okay, you got a lot of stuff to delete.
Rhysaene
00:31:21Aww.
Hazel
00:31:25from Sending Stone.
Temerity
00:31:25Yeah.
Hazel
00:31:27Eylesis is not here currently.
Dungeon Master
00:31:27Oh, boy.
Temerity
00:31:27laughs
Rhysaene
00:31:28-
Iva
00:31:29laughter
Dungeon Master
00:31:29Oh, okay.
Temerity
00:31:31Yeah, this is pure bead.
Hazel
00:31:33You’re shitting yourself.
Dungeon Master
00:31:34Okay.
Iva
00:31:34Thank you.00:31:35You’re shitty, girl!
Hazel
00:31:37Go to the bathroom now.
Temerity
00:31:38Thank you.00:31:40Oh, not yet.
Hazel
00:31:43laughs
Temerity
00:31:43No.
Hazel
00:31:45You do that really well.
Temerity
00:31:46laughter00:31:47laughter
Iva
00:31:48Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:31:48Thank you.00:31:49- Yeah.
Hazel
00:31:49You do the little kid.
Iva
00:31:50She has practice.
Hazel
00:31:52Oh.
Temerity
00:31:52-
Rhysaene
00:31:54It’s fucking minute.
Hazel
00:31:56Can I say?
Temerity
00:31:56I love that video.00:31:58This fucking collapse, oh, it’s fucking ringing.
Rhysaene
00:32:02I spoke in my head.
Temerity
00:32:02- Yeah.00:32:04Fuck your dad.
Rhysaene
00:32:05- So get that.
Dungeon Master
00:32:07I have…00:32:08I have foolishly provided that interloper with food and water.
Temerity
00:32:08Thank you.00:32:12Oh boy. Aww.
Rhysaene
00:32:12Oh.
Iva
00:32:13Why would you have done that?
Dungeon Master
00:32:15I don’t know. He seems upset.
Rhysaene
00:32:18Why would you have shown compassion for another living being, Kat? That’s so fucked up.
Temerity
00:32:18He needs to go.
Iva
00:32:21Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:32:21Team upset.
Temerity
00:32:23Hehehehe.
Iva
00:32:23It is fucked up.00:32:28Now that Katzka expects concussion everywhere it goes, it doesn’t know how cruel this world is.
Temerity
00:32:34Yeah, you should have been cruel to it so it learned.
Iva
00:32:37Exactly.
Rhysaene
00:32:37Thank you.00:32:40It’s so cute.00:32:41- I’m a cat and goat.
Temerity
00:32:42Hello.
Luma
00:32:45back.
Dungeon Master
00:32:46Welcome back.
Temerity
00:32:46Welcome back.
Iva
00:32:47Right.
Luma
00:32:47- I got it.
Dungeon Master
00:32:47I don’t,
Rhysaene
00:32:47Hello.
Dungeon Master
00:32:48remember where we were.
Temerity
00:32:50We had just left the vaults.
Rhysaene
00:32:51I love it.
Temerity
00:32:52We had just…
Dungeon Master
00:32:52Yes.
Iva
00:32:53I wanted to…00:32:54Take a short rest.
Temerity
00:32:55Well, we had already taken a short rest
Dungeon Master
00:32:55Yeah.00:32:57Yes.
Temerity
00:32:57because we had spent two hours in the vault00:33:00while Luma was mapping.
Rhysaene
00:33:02I get a spell slot back.
Iva
00:33:02this.
Dungeon Master
00:33:04That’s true. Everyone gets benefits of a short rest, so…
Temerity
00:33:05Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:33:09I literally have not taken… oh god.
Iva
00:33:16I just clicked to reset all my fighter buttons.00:33:18It’s, it’s, it’s.
Rhysaene
00:33:19He, he, he.
Hazel
00:33:22So it turns into00:33:23Thank you.00:33:26Hazel turns into a00:33:28into like a chipmunk.00:33:29This time.
Dungeon Master
00:33:30A little rodent.
Hazel
00:33:33Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:33:34You are able to do that no problem.
Temerity
00:33:45then.
Luma
00:33:47- Well, here we go.00:33:49Where are we going?
Hazel
00:33:49Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:33:49Oh, wait.
Dungeon Master
00:33:50That’s a good question.
Temerity
00:33:50Well, it’s a very…
Iva
00:33:51I don’t know.
Temerity
00:33:52Well,00:33:54Hmm.00:33:55What’s a good place to eat?
Hazel
00:33:58dancing sword. We haven’t been there in a while.
Rhysaene
00:33:58Thank you.
Temerity
00:34:00- True, we haven’t been there since the first day.
Rhysaene
00:34:00Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:34:01That’s true.00:34:05The Dancing Sword!
Hazel
00:34:10All right, I gotta find a way to, I gotta find a place to00:34:15I gotta find a place to de-chipmunk.
Rhysaene
00:34:18- Thank you.
Hazel
00:34:19You
Iva
00:34:19I have a help.00:34:20Iva helps by showing you all the best places.00:34:23to,00:34:24Thank you.00:34:27shift in the city.
Rhysaene
00:34:30Yeah.
Hazel
00:34:30Mm-mm-mm.
Dungeon Master
00:34:32Um,00:34:33I was…00:34:34Oh, to D-shift, yeah, yeah, yeah.00:34:37I haven’t noticed all the dark and spooky alleyways of the Hearth Wall district.
Rhysaene
00:34:37- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:34:43um,00:34:44It is not too difficult if you take the time to do it, to find a spot that’s secure enough to turn back into a humanoid.
Hazel
00:34:53Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:34:55Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:34:57some like random guy00:34:59just like00:35:00drawing his clothes on like a clothesline gets a peek of it and is like what the fuck i can’t tell anyone this
Temerity
00:35:06That person just turned it.
Dungeon Master
00:35:06- Okay.
Iva
00:35:06No one will believe him.
Temerity
00:35:08Did that chipmunk just turn into a person?
Dungeon Master
00:35:14Um,
Hazel
00:35:14Uh,
Dungeon Master
00:35:15Sorry.
Hazel
00:35:16No, you’re good.
Dungeon Master
00:35:17Go ahead.
Hazel
00:35:21Nah, I don’t have anything to say.00:35:22I turned back into a human.00:35:24uh,00:35:27Thank you for letting me into your hat.
Luma
00:35:29Huh?
Hazel
00:35:29As always.
Luma
00:35:29Hazel, what happened to your ears?
Hazel
00:35:30Good.00:35:32Hey!
Temerity
00:35:32laughs
Rhysaene
00:35:33Thank you.
Hazel
00:35:34Oh, wait.
Temerity
00:35:35Well…
Luma
00:35:36Yeah.
Iva
00:35:37- Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:35:38Sorry, it was a…
Rhysaene
00:35:38Yeah.
Hazel
00:35:40It was a slow shift.
Luma
00:35:40Human.
Hazel
00:35:41laughing
Luma
00:35:42Yeah.
Hazel
00:35:42That years grow back.
Rhysaene
00:35:42- I hate it.
Hazel
00:35:43Okay, we’re good.
Luma
00:35:45That’s a lot of shit. That’s good.
Temerity
00:35:47you
Hazel
00:35:47- This is it.
Rhysaene
00:35:48Thank you.
Luma
00:35:50Yeah, we go to the dancing sword for dinner.
Temerity
00:35:53- Hell yeah.
Rhysaene
00:35:53Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:35:53Head up north, crossing West.00:35:56the00:35:58sword gate bridge00:36:01And right past the bridge is the00:36:06uh,00:36:06The dancing sword tavern and it.00:36:11It is, as before, a large, lively thing.00:36:17business.00:36:19Um,00:36:20It’s around midday, so there’s a fair bit of people here for lunch, but it is not the time of day.00:36:26Most people go to the tavern, so it is not packed by any means.00:36:34Um,00:36:35you’re able to head inside00:36:37Um,00:36:40There’s a…00:36:41A human woman behind the counter00:36:44Um,00:36:47taking orders, tending bar, all of that. There are a couple servers running tables.00:36:52um,00:36:54There’s a, there’s a, um,00:36:57like a raised platform, like a small stage for live performances.00:37:02There doesn’t seem to be anyone performing right now.00:37:04But there is a…00:37:07a person who kind of stands out examining the00:37:12the dais, the platform. It’s a00:37:15A human man, probably in his late 30s, maybe early 40s, but he carries himself with a useful energy.00:37:23He’s exuberantly dressed.00:37:27Um,00:37:28in like rich purples and golds.00:37:32uh,00:37:37um,00:37:37He is a…00:37:39very, very neatly maintained beard goatee.00:37:44His hair is black, salt and pepper,00:37:46and slicked back into a tight ponytail.00:37:50Most interestingly,00:37:52At his side is a very beautiful, elegant…00:37:57rapier.00:37:59Um,00:38:00Since we’re rating the beauty of weapons you have ever seen, this one…00:38:05kind of takes the cake even over the dwarven hand axes.
Temerity
00:38:09Ooh.
Dungeon Master
00:38:09Um,00:38:10And he seems to be…00:38:12meticulously like measuring the platform, um, the stage and like measuring distances between points and doing little like chalk markings on the floor. Um,00:38:24And he’s doing that as you enter.00:38:27The woman behind the bar kind of flags you and says,00:38:30pick a table or pick a spot at the bar.00:38:33We’re not too busy right now.00:38:35And I’ll get to you in a minute.
Temerity
00:38:38- All right.
Rhysaene
00:38:38Thank you.
Hazel
00:38:40Thank you.
Temerity
00:38:41Thank you.
Iva
00:38:41Thank you.
Temerity
00:38:44Uh,00:38:45Right, yeah, it’s really old.00:38:47Grab a table.00:38:49If the, maybe the first table we sat at.
Hazel
00:38:54and it’s--
Iva
00:38:54if it’s open,
Rhysaene
00:38:55- Mind if I squeeze in first.
Temerity
00:38:57Yeah, of course.
Rhysaene
00:38:59Thank you.
Hazel
00:38:59Oh, I took my ideas, sorry.00:39:02Sorry, I’m not.
Temerity
00:39:02Who?
Hazel
00:39:03I love it.
Dungeon Master
00:39:07The table where you first came together after the Everfire…00:39:13lamp explosion is open and you were able to sit there once again, um,00:39:20There is even a very faint, almost unnoticeable dark red stain from where Luma drew on the table and then cleaned it up.00:39:28Um,00:39:29You would have to know it was there to notice that it isn’t just like the pattern and the tables would.
Luma
00:39:38Oh, evidence of a bar fight. That’s so cool.
Temerity
00:39:41He, he, he.
Iva
00:39:41Thank you.00:39:42- Thank you.
Hazel
00:39:46Interesting.00:39:47-
Luma
00:39:49Mama doesn’t fucking remember.00:39:50She had a lot of wine that night.
Iva
00:39:52Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:39:52evidence of a bar fight
Dungeon Master
00:39:52sad music
Hazel
00:39:52uh,
Temerity
00:39:56whoa
Luma
00:39:57I’m sorry.
Temerity
00:39:59Yeah.00:40:02Temerity: Temerity is going to just sit back and relax a little bit wait for the waiter.
Dungeon Master
00:40:07Um,
Temerity
00:40:07Waitress.
Dungeon Master
00:40:09A waiter comes over after a little while.00:40:12Um, takes your, your orders as if you want drinks, food, any of that.00:40:17um,00:40:19That dancing sword is not…00:40:22It is nice compared to the dive bars that are in the outer Hearth Wall.00:40:27But it is not the sterling sovereign, nor is it trying to be…00:40:32Unless you order something outlandish, your meals will probably cost you a couple silver each meals and drinks.
Temerity
00:40:39Okay.
Hazel
00:40:39that she was gonna get.
Dungeon Master
00:40:39regardless of like what you order.
Hazel
00:40:42she was just going to get whatever the hell gets her00:40:44That two silvers get her.
Dungeon Master
00:40:46Yeah.
Temerity
00:40:48Hehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:40:48Two Silvers gets you a nice ale or a decent wine and a big plate of meat and potatoes or bread or whatever you’re fancy in terms of food.
Rhysaene
00:41:02Yeah, I’ll put two silver down for that.
Hazel
00:41:02sandwiched.
Iva
00:41:02Thank you.
Luma
00:41:06but specifically orders a loaf of bread for the table.
Dungeon Master
00:41:08laughs
Hazel
00:41:09Hell yeah.
Temerity
00:41:09Friendship bread.
Rhysaene
00:41:09Thank you.
Luma
00:41:11Friendship, Brad.
Temerity
00:41:12Hehehehe.
Hazel
00:41:12You know, some establishments offer this for free.00:41:15Thanks.
Temerity
00:41:16I’ll see you next time.
Iva
00:41:17Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:41:17Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:41:18They’re just burning money.00:41:19Yeah.
Luma
00:41:20Just
Hazel
00:41:20gibberish
Rhysaene
00:41:20Thank you.
Hazel
00:41:22I believe it’s called The Lost Leader.
Temerity
00:41:24laughter
Iva
00:41:26.
Dungeon Master
00:41:26Okay.00:41:27In the, in the, in the, in the.
Temerity
00:41:27I’ve been researching for my job.
Dungeon Master
00:41:31In the…
Luma
00:41:31Why are you being hired as a waiter?00:41:32You should be like a kitchen manager.
Iva
00:41:33- Thank you.00:41:39No, she’s a bar wench.
Hazel
00:41:43Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:41:43- Mm-hmm.00:41:44One swerve.
Dungeon Master
00:41:44um,
Luma
00:41:45done ordering and stuff like that.00:41:47Luma will pokers.
Rhysaene
00:41:50Yeah.
Luma
00:41:52You know the weird, I mean, fancy guy that’s working on the,00:41:56stage.
Rhysaene
00:41:59No.00:42:00or
Luma
00:42:00Oh.
Rhysaene
00:42:01Do I? I think so, maybe? Yeah, I’ll take it.
Dungeon Master
00:42:04you
Luma
00:42:04Oh, you know, fancy things and he looks fancy.
Rhysaene
00:42:05Yeah, I take it.00:42:06Can I do a thank you think?
Dungeon Master
00:42:09Yes.00:42:10you can do a thinky think.00:42:12Um,00:42:13I let me check something really quick.
Rhysaene
00:42:17I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
00:42:18DecoArt’s iPhone: Let me check.00:42:20What I.00:42:21uh
Luma
00:42:22at least stabbing at Rhys’s backstory looking for hooks.
Dungeon Master
00:42:25Did not give you this one. Sorry, it’s going to take me another second because I don’t know if I have a thing written up for you on this or not.
Rhysaene
00:42:26We’ve
Iva
00:42:33while we wait for it to hit Temerity with us.
Dungeon Master
00:42:33Uhm,
Iva
00:42:36So why are you joining the Lantern Guard?
Temerity
00:42:39Pimp.
Iva
00:42:42or the lantern.
Rhysaene
00:42:42Huh?
Iva
00:42:43The, the, the, the…
Dungeon Master
00:42:45Um,
Iva
00:42:45The first thing.
Temerity
00:42:46is rehashing
Iva
00:42:47Okay.
Temerity
00:42:48Rehashing the first stage, just going through it again.
Rhysaene
00:42:48Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:42:49I’m sure.
Iva
00:42:52you
Dungeon Master
00:42:53You.00:42:54You are familiar with this person, but not directly.00:42:57You’ve never met them before.00:42:59Rhys…00:43:00But you know that this person is one…00:43:05uh,00:43:07Dorian00:43:08I’ve lost my notes. I don’t know how to do notes, guys. One Dorian Draken.00:43:15You don’t know him personally other than he is a member of House Draken.00:43:20um,
Rhysaene
00:43:20Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:43:22And is the owner of the dancing sword.00:43:25You would also know that he…
Rhysaene
00:43:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:43:30from what you heard, used to be a bit of an adventurer in his youth.00:43:34Um,
Rhysaene
00:43:34Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:43:36And is.00:43:38supposedly known as Dorian the Daring.00:43:41before he retired from adventuring using his…
Rhysaene
00:43:42Mm-mm.
Dungeon Master
00:43:45Um,00:43:45his00:43:46uh,00:43:48various found treasures, diving ruins and…00:43:52and dangerous places supposedly outside of the Silver Vale.00:43:57Um,00:43:58or maybe in the Silver Vale there are ruins or dungeons.00:44:03It stands out because adventuring is not really a profession.00:44:07No one is an adventurer in the Silver Vale,
Rhysaene
00:44:07Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:44:11but Dorian Draken’s claim to fame00:44:13is that he is a retired adventurer.
Iva
00:44:14Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:44:16Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:44:16You don’t really know anything else about him00:44:18other than he is one of the three Draken siblings.00:44:23How’s Draken you know a little bit more about?00:44:26Um,
Rhysaene
00:44:26All right.
Dungeon Master
00:44:28And I will,00:44:29give you00:44:31access to that.00:44:33But you know Dorian is one of the three adult-aged children00:44:38heirs of House Draken.
Rhysaene
00:44:43Sorry, I’m also reading what you gave me.
Hazel
00:44:47He’s on him.
Rhysaene
00:44:48Oh.00:44:52but00:44:56Well,00:44:59That is00:45:01Uh,00:45:01Dorian Draken.00:45:04Uh,
Luma
00:45:04again.
Rhysaene
00:45:05House Draken, he00:45:08uh00:45:10Retired adventuring folk, if you know what I mean.00:45:14I used to be, isn’t it?00:45:16pose.00:45:18Um,00:45:20I don’t think that dancing sword00:45:23is00:45:25uh fake.00:45:28uh,
Luma
00:45:34I’m just staring at Dorian.
Rhysaene
00:45:38Uh,00:45:40He owns the place, if that’s what you’re asking.
Luma
00:45:45I don’t care about that anymore.
Rhysaene
00:45:47Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:45:47- Thank you.
Iva
00:45:48Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:45:49Makes sense.
Luma
00:45:52I wonder if his sword is the actual dancing sword. I wonder if it dances.
Hazel
00:45:52- Thank you.00:45:55the moon.
Rhysaene
00:45:55Maybe.
Luma
00:45:57You said he was a dragon?
Rhysaene
00:45:59No, dragon.
Luma
00:46:00Oh…
Rhysaene
00:46:04No.00:46:05Uh,00:46:08I actually never met him.
Luma
00:46:14You know a lot of proud about the guy that you never met before.
Rhysaene
00:46:19know a thing, aren’t you?
Luma
00:46:21That’s really cool.
Temerity
00:46:24Thank you.
Hazel
00:46:26I’ve heard of Dorian.00:46:30It was a fruit that existed before the sun that smelled really bad.
Iva
00:46:33-
Temerity
00:46:34Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:46:35Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:46:36Do you think he smells really bad?
Hazel
00:46:39No.
Temerity
00:46:39I can’t smell them from here.
Rhysaene
00:46:40Thank you.
Hazel
00:46:41That…00:46:42his little getup.
Dungeon Master
00:46:45All right.
Temerity
00:46:45Oh, my God.
Hazel
00:46:45and block towards
Rhysaene
00:46:46Thank you.00:46:47I don’t know.
Temerity
00:46:48I’m sorry.
Hazel
00:46:48walk towards Dorian.
Dungeon Master
00:46:52He…
Hazel
00:46:53And
Dungeon Master
00:46:54Sorry, go ahead.
Hazel
00:46:55No, you’re good. Go for it.
Dungeon Master
00:46:57No, go ahead. What are you doing?
Hazel
00:46:59She walks up, he’s on the stage, right?
Dungeon Master
00:47:01Yes.
Hazel
00:47:02uh,00:47:03She’ll step up on the stage and then she’ll just sniff them.
Dungeon Master
00:47:06- Yeah.
Temerity
00:47:07Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:47:09As Hazel approaches and gives the old sniff, he kind of spins around.
Luma
00:47:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:47:14Um,00:47:16revealing, like, his face.00:47:17He has a very handsome, like, chiseled…00:47:19Not chiseled as in, like, muscular, but, like…00:47:22very sculpted,00:47:23uh,00:47:23physique and appearance,00:47:25lithe,00:47:26but still with some tone.00:47:28His face is very handsome,00:47:29um,00:47:30in like a traditional sense.00:47:32Um,00:47:32he’s got the,00:47:33the salt and pepper goatee and the,00:47:35the very like well-maintained salt and pepper hair tied back.00:47:38Um,00:47:38he,00:47:39he,00:47:39looks you up and down, smiles brightly, and gives a little flourish of a bow and says,00:47:45um, welcome to the dancing sword, madame. How may I assist you?
Hazel
00:47:51um,00:47:53Yes, hello.00:47:54My friend wanted to know how you smelled.
Dungeon Master
00:47:58um,00:47:59quite nice if I do say so myself.00:48:02And when you sniffed, you would have cut a whiff of,00:48:06Not that Hazel would be able to identify it, but what would be very expensive cologne.
Hazel
00:48:13Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:48:13Or perfume.
Hazel
00:48:14it.
Luma
00:48:17Hazel, this dude smells horrible.
Dungeon Master
00:48:19Yeah, you probably like,
Temerity
00:48:19Yeah.
Hazel
00:48:19Yeah.
Luma
00:48:20Thank you.00:48:20Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:48:22It is a very strong…00:48:24He is not overapplied to cologne.00:48:28He does not smell like someone doused in Axe body spray.00:48:31But to Hazel, to someone accustomed to…00:48:35hunting in nature and relying heavily on her sense of smell, it is probably a very strong and unusual odor.
Hazel
00:48:45She’s picking up hints of expressed…00:48:50and00:48:51expressed like00:48:52beaver anal glands because it’s
Dungeon Master
00:48:53Yeah.
Hazel
00:48:54like the type of shit that they
Dungeon Master
00:48:55Very, like, vanilla.
Iva
00:48:55He he he he.
Hazel
00:48:56That type of shit that they put in like…
Temerity
00:48:57I don’t know.
Hazel
00:48:59The type of shit that they put in cologne and perfumes and shit is a lot of like…
Dungeon Master
00:49:00Uh-huh.
Temerity
00:49:00in cologne.
Hazel
00:49:04It’s a lot of things that are found in nature that are kind of gross,
Rhysaene
00:49:08Thank you.
Hazel
00:49:09but when they all come together, they’re nice.00:49:10But to her, she’d just be like, why would you?
Dungeon Master
00:49:11Uh.
Hazel
00:49:13It’s like the people from Europe tasting Hershey’s.00:49:15She’d be like, why would you choose to smell like this?
Temerity
00:49:15Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
00:49:16Oh, oh.
Rhysaene
00:49:16Yeah.
Hazel
00:49:19Um,00:49:21She kind of like pulls back.00:49:23laughs
Rhysaene
00:49:24Thank you.
Hazel
00:49:24uh,00:49:27and um.00:49:29uh,00:49:31- Uh.00:49:32just goes,00:49:35Mm-hmm.00:49:36I am.00:49:37laughs00:49:40I am.00:49:41unfamiliar with this, uh,00:49:47with this scent,00:49:48not for me.00:49:50And she’ll like it.
Temerity
00:49:53laughter
Hazel
00:49:53So, like, reach into, like, her, like…00:49:56She’ll reach under her like cloak and she’ll pull out like a sprig of rosemary on like a string.
Rhysaene
00:49:56Uh-uh.00:50:02- Okay.
Luma
00:50:03I thought she was going to pull out the gas mask.
Dungeon Master
00:50:03Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
00:50:05Thank you.
Hazel
00:50:05laughs
Temerity
00:50:05I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
00:50:05-
Iva
00:50:06Yeah.
Hazel
00:50:07No, no, no.
Luma
00:50:07Hello.
Hazel
00:50:09And she’ll reach out and extend it to him and says, I find this to be quite, I find this scent to be quite nice.
Rhysaene
00:50:09Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:50:14Um,
Rhysaene
00:50:14-
Dungeon Master
00:50:15leans down and kind of gives it a, gives it a sniff. He says, that is quite nice.00:50:20Um, what, what exactly is that?
Hazel
00:50:24Oh.00:50:25This is00:50:27This is Rosemary.
Dungeon Master
00:50:29Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:50:32It grows bits and places around the veil.00:50:36Most.00:50:38Most use it.00:50:39for, uh,00:50:41Most use it for cooking.00:50:43uh, due to its aromatic qualities.
Dungeon Master
00:50:43- Ah.00:50:46I see i’ll have to.00:50:48I’ll have to keep a00:50:50Keep a, well not an eye out, but a nose out certainly for it.
Luma
00:50:55I was gonna say, he’s just gonna get a job here.
Hazel
00:50:55Mm-mm.
Temerity
00:50:57Yeah, I was going to say Hazel gets hired as his personal perfumer.
Hazel
00:50:57-
Dungeon Master
00:51:00You say it’s used for cooking,
Rhysaene
00:51:00Thank you.
Temerity
00:51:02Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:51:03Interesting.00:51:04I’m not really much of a cook myself.00:51:07Not really my…00:51:09The kitchen is not my battlefield of choice.
Hazel
00:51:13Mm-hmm.00:51:14his old nod.00:51:16along my.00:51:22Uh…00:51:25my00:51:28My sisters were much more into cooking than I am.00:51:33I mostly00:51:37uh,00:51:38I mostly spent my time00:51:40uh,00:51:41foraging for those ingredients.00:51:45There are a lot.
Dungeon Master
00:51:45- It’s foraging.
Rhysaene
00:51:46Yeah.
Hazel
00:51:46She nods.00:51:49There are quite a lot of, there are quite a lot of00:51:53uh,00:51:54Beautiful and exotic ingredients that grow here in the van.
Dungeon Master
00:52:00fascinating.00:52:01Um,00:52:02I had to do quite a bit of foraging in my youth to survive in the wild.00:52:08I mainly was limited to the scope of what would…00:52:12keep me nourished or kill me.00:52:16It was not the lap of luxury I’ve grown used to since.
Hazel
00:52:18Mm-hmm.00:52:20Uh,
Rhysaene
00:52:22Thank you.
Hazel
00:52:24And00:52:25Do not worry that your stint in luxury is making you dull.
Dungeon Master
00:52:31Never. There are different kinds of00:52:38excitement, danger,00:52:40Um, the, uh,00:52:45the endless dance of life and the,00:52:48uh,00:52:49inner circles of Argentum is its own kind of wilderness.00:52:53Um,00:52:54But you’re not wrong. My reflexes aren’t what they used to be. Um,00:52:59Which is why I prefer.00:53:01uh,00:53:03To.00:53:04leave the sword sheathed, as it were.00:53:10these days.
Rhysaene
00:53:11I think.
Hazel
00:53:12not.
Iva
00:53:16Good to know he’s wearing protection.
Hazel
00:53:16And.
Rhysaene
00:53:18I’m going to,
Hazel
00:53:18Hoot hoot.
Rhysaene
00:53:19I’m going to,
Hazel
00:53:19Well,00:53:20Oh, sorry.
Rhysaene
00:53:21- Uh-huh.00:53:21- Oh no, I was just gonna say,00:53:24set up.00:53:25and trotting over00:53:29see how her friend is doing.
Luma
00:53:32almost hiding in Rhys’s shadow.
Hazel
00:53:35I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
00:53:35- Yeah.
Temerity
00:53:36- Yeah.
Luma
00:53:37Like listening in.
Dungeon Master
00:53:37Um,00:53:39He gives the same kind of…00:53:42exaggerated but small, flourish and bow to wrists and scissors up.
Rhysaene
00:53:44Thank you.00:53:47Bye.
Dungeon Master
00:53:48Madame, welcome to the dancing sword. How may I help you?
Rhysaene
00:53:52Pleasure to meet you.00:53:54Uh,
Dungeon Master
00:53:54Likewise,
Rhysaene
00:53:55I was just checking on my friend, is she doing okay?
Dungeon Master
00:53:59Oh.00:53:59Yes, the young lady has been quite informative about…00:54:04the, uh,00:54:06The value of rosemary.
Rhysaene
00:54:09I’m quiet.
Hazel
00:54:12uh,00:54:15modern.00:54:16- Thank you.00:54:18and she’ll like reach into her00:54:21Sure. Yeah. So…00:54:25She usually has like a pouch that.00:54:28It slings around her waist like a fanny pack, kind of.00:54:31um,00:54:33And she’s usually very secretive about the things that are inside of it.00:54:36But she will nod and she’ll reach inside and she’ll pull out like a couple more00:54:42like, uh,00:54:45a couple more like green…00:54:48Uh…00:54:49green plants that are all like various shapes and sizes.00:54:54Um,00:54:56And she goes, yes.00:54:58laughs00:54:59I,00:55:00I was, I was,00:55:02I was speaking about00:55:04uh,00:55:04about foraging here in the Vale.00:55:07And she like00:55:08Be like this.00:55:10this is meadow sweet. This is00:55:12Carraway, this is…
Dungeon Master
00:55:15Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:55:15Thank you.00:55:16Oh,
Temerity
00:55:16- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:55:17He smiles and says, “Thank you. That is…00:55:21Very…00:55:23Good to know.00:55:25um,
Hazel
00:55:29Oh yes, you were doing something.
Dungeon Master
00:55:29Yeah.
Hazel
00:55:31Look at this.
Dungeon Master
00:55:32He does turn and look at Rhys because he had asked…00:55:36Oh, and Rhys had answered.00:55:37He looks Rhys up and down and says,00:55:41you have a very impeccable sense of style, I must say.00:55:44It must be difficult to find…00:55:47I hope no offense is taken, but clothes that are…00:55:50properly tailored for your physique and also of such fine quality. I’m impressed.
Rhysaene
00:55:56Oh.00:55:58Oh, well, I was happy to00:56:00uh,00:56:01I have some nice friends that would cater to me.00:56:05But usually I’m pretty self-taught, so00:56:08Bye.00:56:09um,00:56:11I just like pretty colors.
Dungeon Master
00:56:13- Yes.
Rhysaene
00:56:14gestures to herself.00:56:20I hope I eventually rough off on my friends here.
Dungeon Master
00:56:24- Yeah.00:56:25Ah.00:56:26they would do well to00:56:29to learn from your impeccable sense of taste.
Rhysaene
00:56:33That’s what I’m saying.
Iva
00:56:36looks back at the table of…
Hazel
00:56:37Yeah.
Iva
00:56:40gremlins, essentially.
Rhysaene
00:56:44Yeah, she does. She looks back and she has a positively evil look on her face.
Hazel
00:56:44interest.
Dungeon Master
00:56:51laughs
Temerity
00:56:51laughs
Iva
00:56:51- Yeah.
Hazel
00:56:52to me.
Temerity
00:56:53Samir, he just gives a wave.
Luma
00:56:54Luma was present.
Iva
00:56:55Iva smiles.
Luma
00:56:59Luma whispers at risk, ask about the adventures.
Rhysaene
00:57:02Oh,00:57:04Forgive me for asking.00:57:06Um,00:57:08Did that sword really dance?
Dungeon Master
00:57:12Yeah.00:57:15Um,00:57:15He lights up brightly when you ask if the sword really dances.00:57:20He says,00:57:21Oh, of course it did.00:57:23I, um…00:57:25made much use of this magic blade and many a grand tale of daring do.00:57:30It soars into the air and performs feats of acrobatic combat no human hand could do.00:57:40wield it with00:57:43I once00:57:43slew a dragon with this very sword beyond the edges of the Silver Vale.
Hazel
00:57:46All right, I’m rolling.00:57:4919 on inside.
Dungeon Master
00:57:5119 on Insight.00:57:53Okay, if anyone’s rolling Insight, I need it in the chat.
Rhysaene
00:57:57I’ll roll in sight.00:57:58If nothing else, because I really…
Temerity
00:57:59laughs
Rhysaene
00:58:01If nothing else, because I am curious.
Hazel
00:58:03Oh, fuck, it is just a
Luma
00:58:04I’m really sorry.
Hazel
00:58:05Sorry.
Luma
00:58:06I need to be right back, I’m really sorry.
Rhysaene
00:58:08or,
Dungeon Master
00:58:08Okay.
Rhysaene
00:58:10Okay.00:58:11Okay, okay, okay.
Iva
00:58:11I have it.00:58:12Iva is patiently waiting at the table for her friends to return.
Dungeon Master
00:58:15Okay.
Temerity
00:58:16Yeah, so is Temerity.00:58:17Temerity and I better just hit the table.
Dungeon Master
00:58:19I don’t have anything.
Rhysaene
00:58:19Holy shit.
Iva
00:58:20It’s actually really awkward right now.
Temerity
00:58:23In reality, it’s not.
Iva
00:58:25It’s super awkward to my idiot.
Hazel
00:58:28I just wanted to go up and sniff the guy because I thought it would be funny.
Temerity
00:58:28No.
Hazel
00:58:31And then it created a whole new, like, uh, it created a whole, a whole conversation.
Temerity
00:58:34-
Hazel
00:58:36It’s nice.
Iva
00:58:37Get hit with D&D.
Temerity
00:58:39Yeah.
Iva
00:58:41Don’t hear that, you.
Temerity
00:58:44What?00:58:45Being here with D&D? I do that shit all the time!
Hazel
00:58:45Yeah.
Iva
00:58:46Yay!
Hazel
00:58:47Yeah, what the hell?00:58:51I’m low key evil.
Iva
00:58:53laughs
Temerity
00:58:53I’m low-key evil.
Iva
00:58:55Thank you.00:58:56Thank you.
Temerity
00:58:57whispers
Hazel
00:58:57It.
Dungeon Master
00:58:59All right.
Temerity
00:59:00laughs00:59:03Dig it out, dig it out.
Hazel
00:59:03Yeah.
Temerity
00:59:05- Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:59:05Thank you.00:59:06Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:59:06- Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
00:59:07If you want.
Hazel
00:59:07help you.
Dungeon Master
00:59:07I am just waiting for a list to come back.00:59:10I think I’ll also be right back actually.
Temerity
00:59:13Okay.
Hazel
00:59:13Sorry, sorry. I’m a real-
Rhysaene
00:59:14Everyone’s gone.
Hazel
00:59:16I’m a real pisser. I know I got a beer bag.
Temerity
00:59:16Yeah.
Iva
00:59:16Yep.
Temerity
00:59:19Okay.
Rhysaene
00:59:19Thank you.
Temerity
00:59:21I’m glad I kept my guitar nearby.
Rhysaene
00:59:25You could talk.
Temerity
00:59:26Yeah, I posted in pics. It’s my grandpa’s old guitar.
Rhysaene
00:59:32That’s so awesome.
Temerity
00:59:32uh,00:59:35It’s a…00:59:38It’s my only inheritance from them, but I got the, I got it restringed recently and I’ve been trying to learn.
Rhysaene
00:59:43Mm-hmm.00:59:46Aw, that’s so sweet.
Temerity
00:59:47Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
00:59:49Treat that baby well.
Temerity
00:59:50Oh, absolutely. He used to play this shit all the time.00:59:54uh,00:59:55all the time with me.00:59:58I wish that I had one of these,01:00:00but he also like,01:00:01he01:00:04made some of his own guitars.01:00:06Um,
Rhysaene
01:00:07Oh, yeah.
Temerity
01:00:08Like, handmade them?
Rhysaene
01:00:09That’s so cool.
Temerity
01:00:11But my cousin got those.01:00:13I got, he played this one the most, but…
Rhysaene
01:00:13uh,01:00:16Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:00:17I really wish I had something that he made because that’s, I don’t know, that’s cool.
Rhysaene
01:00:19Yeah.01:00:20That’s like, yeah, that’s like unique.
Temerity
01:00:23Uh-huh.01:00:24But this is a pretty, I mean,01:00:27My coworker actually restringed it for me.
Rhysaene
01:00:28Mm-hmm.01:00:30Oh.
Temerity
01:00:30because01:00:31he’s really big into…01:00:34music and guitars because
Rhysaene
01:00:36Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:00:37It’s just this thing.01:00:39And he’s been playing for like 20 plus years.
Rhysaene
01:00:42Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:00:42Uh,01:00:43And has like a band and used to do like some tours and shit.01:00:47I don’t think he was a part of any like really big band, but he did some opening.
Rhysaene
01:00:50Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:00:51for a few big bands.
Rhysaene
01:00:53Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:00:54Um,01:00:56But yeah, he restrung it, and when I showed him the guitar, he was hella excited for it.
Rhysaene
01:01:00I don’t know.
Temerity
01:01:01Because it’s apparently a pretty rare guitar.
Rhysaene
01:01:01Aww.
Hazel
01:01:04Oh yeah.
Rhysaene
01:01:04That’s so cool.
Hazel
01:01:06It could easily go for like $1,500 if you are an ever seller, which I know you would never…
Rhysaene
01:01:09Thank you.
Temerity
01:01:10Yeah.01:01:11I would never.01:01:13laughs
Rhysaene
01:01:14Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:01:15- Fear.01:01:17I didn’t realize how old it was, but this guitar is from the 1960s, actually.01:01:23I confirmed it with the serial number recently.
Hazel
01:01:26Oh, true.
Rhysaene
01:01:28Hmm.
Hazel
01:01:29You know what, that would totally, that would make it a lot easier to figure out where it was.
Temerity
01:01:29Yeah.01:01:32Yeah, the…
Hazel
01:01:32where it was from.
Temerity
01:01:35The…01:01:36They started in like 1964, Moss Rite.
Hazel
01:01:41Uh-huh.
Temerity
01:01:41But they did it from like 1964 to I think 1967 or 68.01:01:47They would print the serial numbers on the 22nd front.01:01:52Fred.01:01:52by having it just be like a light01:01:55you know, like engraving into the fretboard.
Hazel
01:02:00Well, if it’s from the 60s,01:02:03You might.
Luma
01:02:04Sorry.
Dungeon Master
01:02:05You’re good.
Hazel
01:02:05You look good.01:02:06You might.01:02:07be able to push like,01:02:10the 2000, 3000 mark.01:02:12in like prism.01:02:13projected value, not01:02:15You know, again,01:02:16Not saying that you accept.
Temerity
01:02:18Yeah.
Iva
01:02:20Yo, she’s selling that guitar for sure.
Temerity
01:02:22no i’d have to be on exceptionally hard times to do it
Iva
01:02:25means01:02:29She’s, she’s.
Hazel
01:02:29and it would like destroy you.
Temerity
01:02:29I’d have to be homeless again.01:02:31No.
Iva
01:02:31Olivia’s going to get into heroin.
Temerity
01:02:34laughter
Iva
01:02:35laughs
Hazel
01:02:36Thank you.01:02:37uh,01:02:38the insights.01:02:44Is anyone else really insane?
Luma
01:02:44raptured by the story she doesn’t even like think to to misbelieve it
Hazel
01:02:47- Dude.
Dungeon Master
01:02:48- Okay, just give me one second.
Luma
01:02:50in
Hazel
01:02:52That Hazel’s gonna, Hazel in the back of her mind is like,01:02:57Don’t beat me.01:02:58Don’t be daft. Everyone knows Dragonzell died in the Starfall. Those things don’t exist anymore.
Temerity
01:03:02- Yeah.
Iva
01:03:03Thank you.
Luma
01:03:04This guy killed Bahamut.
Temerity
01:03:06laughter
Hazel
01:03:06Oh my God.
Temerity
01:03:07laughter
Iva
01:03:07Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:03:07there’s only one dragon left
Iva
01:03:08-
Rhysaene
01:03:09Sure.
Hazel
01:03:09-
Luma
01:03:13Yeah.01:03:14-
Hazel
01:03:14That guy’s also dead. Oh, no.
Iva
01:03:15the specificity.
Luma
01:03:16Mm-hmm.
Iva
01:03:17laughs
Dungeon Master
01:03:24Um,
Luma
01:03:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:03:28So it’s just…01:03:31Rhys and…01:03:35Hazel Both.01:03:37With your roles,01:03:39Um,01:03:41There’s no way this guy is telling the truth.01:03:45Um,
Hazel
01:03:45- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:03:46I went out beyond the Silver Vale01:03:50um,01:03:50and kill the dragon with this magic dancing sword,01:03:54uh,01:03:55is a preposterous claim.01:03:58Um,01:03:59The way his eyes lit up when you asked and the way they stayed lit up when telling the story.01:04:04There aren’t obvious tells that he’s lying, but the…01:04:08bravado, the theatrics01:04:10of it are so thick, and01:04:12Um,01:04:14that.01:04:15I mean, you can believe him or not, but he’s being incredibly performative.01:04:19Either way.
Hazel
01:04:19Hazel just kind of like…01:04:23All of her optimism in talking to this person fades.
Rhysaene
01:04:26Thank you.
Temerity
01:04:27Hehehehehehe.
Hazel
01:04:27Uh,01:04:28She just goes back to her typical very deadpan kind of…01:04:34uh,01:04:37generally like01:04:39Judge.01:04:40Uh…01:04:41judgmental look, though her eyes do
Rhysaene
01:04:44Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:04:46Her eyes do stay…
Iva
01:04:47But
Hazel
01:04:50on that sillard for like,01:04:52a little bit.
Rhysaene
01:04:53Well, how striking must be mighty proud of you.
Hazel
01:04:54Um,
Dungeon Master
01:04:59God.01:05:00Er, sorry, Oh Flame, no.01:05:02I, uh,01:05:04I’m quite the black sheep of the family. House Draken is very…01:05:12deeply invested in the arts and culture of the city.01:05:16And my wayward adventuring was seen
Rhysaene
01:05:16Oh.
Dungeon Master
01:05:18as quite the betrayal of our legacy.01:05:21Um,01:05:23you know,01:05:24Know a bit about House Draken, do you?01:05:30uh,
Hazel
01:05:30well.
Rhysaene
01:05:31I only know that they…01:05:34Uh…01:05:36Well, I know a little bit of what you know.01:05:39I suppose. Well, you told me.
Dungeon Master
01:05:40uh,
Hazel
01:05:40Hazel.01:05:42That’s…01:05:44cuts.01:05:45cuts him off before he can respond and just says, well, I’m01:05:50uh,01:05:51I’ve.01:05:52I’ve heard enough tall tales in the city to last a lifetime.
Dungeon Master
01:05:57I think…
Hazel
01:05:57uh,01:05:58if you’ll excuse me.
Rhysaene
01:05:58Thank you.
Hazel
01:05:59And then she’ll kind of just walk back and she’ll be like, and if you,
Iva
01:06:00Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:06:00- Okay.01:06:02And we,01:06:03Sorry, go ahead.
Hazel
01:06:04And she’ll just be like, if you if you
Rhysaene
01:06:05No, you go ahead.
Hazel
01:06:09If you’re ever interested in discussing what you’ve actually done, I am interested in hearing that.01:06:14And she just walks back to the table.
Dungeon Master
01:06:14He01:06:17He does not look at all bothered by this.01:06:20He puts on his big smile, does the same flourish and bow,01:06:24and says, until next time, madame.
Hazel
01:06:27Charlotte didn’t.
Rhysaene
01:06:29I think.
Iva
01:06:29Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
01:06:33Uh,
Temerity
01:06:34Made a new friend who used to work.
Rhysaene
01:06:35Oh.
Temerity
01:06:36Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:06:36Rhys smile.01:06:38It’s like, he’s01:06:40Okay.01:06:41Sorry, go ahead.
Temerity
01:06:43No, no, no, you go.
Rhysaene
01:06:45Oh,01:06:46No, she’s just smiling at that, like…01:06:48Damn.
Temerity
01:06:49yeah Temerity was just as hazel got back just like me in new front
Iva
01:06:56I was like, did he tell you where he got the sword from?
Hazel
01:07:00know.01:07:02But there is.01:07:03Mm-hmm.01:07:06I believe there is more to that.
Dungeon Master
01:07:06and ask where we got it from.
Luma
01:07:08Rhys, you should ask about the sword.
Rhysaene
01:07:12- Thank you.01:07:13Okay, my friend wants to know.
Dungeon Master
01:07:13- Oh.
Rhysaene
01:07:16Where did you get that blade of yours?
Dungeon Master
01:07:20He does kind of, at the second time, Luma, like, from Rhys’s shadow, is, like…
Rhysaene
01:07:25Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:07:26pulling the strings. He kind of like peeks around and looks at her. But when Rhys asks on Luma’s behalf, he puts his attention on Rhys respecting the charade.
Luma
01:07:28Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:07:29Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:07:37despite seeing through it.01:07:39And he says, “Oh, now that is a tale worth telling.”01:07:44I acquired the blade.01:07:47In the fabled City of Ghosts,01:07:50Beyond the edge of.01:07:54Um,01:07:55the edge of the the veil.01:08:03It was…01:08:05abandoned in a city01:08:08doomed by the blight of the sorrow and loss to time.01:08:13Um,01:08:15one of the ancient relics of powerful magic.01:08:19that used to dot these lands.01:08:22um,01:08:23so many of which have been lost, but one recovered thanks to my acts of heroism.01:08:31in01:08:32a place that only now knows despair.
Rhysaene
01:08:40Whoa.
Luma
01:08:45Wait, but how did you survive the sorrow?
Iva
01:08:49Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:08:49Turns and looks at Luma.
Luma
01:08:51almost like peering over the like,01:08:53like the shoulder of the wrist.
Dungeon Master
01:08:55Mm.01:08:56Well, by being of a superior fortitude constitution and possessed of a unique01:09:04personal determination to explore.01:09:07Um,01:09:09The sorrow is not…01:09:11How do you say it is not instant death?01:09:15It is a slow-acting toxin that one can…01:09:19steel themselves against if one knows how.
Luma
01:09:25How do you do it?
Dungeon Master
01:09:27I just told you, by being possessed of superior fortitude, constitution, and a nobility of purpose.01:09:33and self-determination.
Luma
01:09:36Where do you get all that?
Rhysaene
01:09:39Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:09:39by knowing who you are.
Luma
01:09:40Almost like,01:09:41Loom was like writing a list down.
Dungeon Master
01:09:43By knowing who you are to your core and knowing that person is driven by a need to…01:09:52explore, to experience, to discover.
Luma
01:09:59Okay, okay, okay.
Rhysaene
01:10:03Oh.
Luma
01:10:03And that’s it.
Iva
01:10:05Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:10:05Ugh.01:10:08I mean…01:10:10He kind of pauses and he thinks about what he’s saying for a second.01:10:13And he says…
Rhysaene
01:10:14Thanks.
Dungeon Master
01:10:16He leans in and he says,01:10:18Well,01:10:20I would not bet my life on it unless I was sure. You probably shouldn’t just go out to the sorrow. It’s dangerous.01:10:30um,
Luma
01:10:31But you just said
Dungeon Master
01:10:33I was talking about me. You’re a stranger. I don’t know your sense of personal fortitude or determination.
Luma
01:10:41Okay, so if I bring you into this RO.
Dungeon Master
01:10:43Oh my, no, I’m much too old for that these days.
Luma
01:10:48Okay, so if I make you younger,
Dungeon Master
01:10:51wait, is that something you can do? Because, um,01:10:54We could have a conversation about that.
Luma
01:10:54I can’t.
Temerity
01:10:55laughter
Iva
01:10:56Loud laugh
Luma
01:10:57I can’t do that. That’s magic. That’s illegal.
Rhysaene
01:10:57Yeah.
Luma
01:11:00Speaking of…
Dungeon Master
01:11:00- Yes, of course.
Luma
01:11:01How is your sword not illegal?
Dungeon Master
01:11:03Oh, um…
Temerity
01:11:05laughing
Dungeon Master
01:11:06He cannot.01:11:07He kind of looks down at Luma
Rhysaene
01:11:07Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:11:09And the question does not bother him.01:11:12He says, oh.01:11:14well.01:11:15uh,01:11:16It is afforded to me as a grace by the ruling council of the Synod because of my many years of01:11:29heroics and daring and um…
Hazel
01:11:32And, um,01:11:33Can we hear what he’s saying from our table?
Luma
01:11:33Thank you for…
Dungeon Master
01:11:37He’s…01:11:38He is not being quiet.01:11:40He is incredibly boisterous.
Hazel
01:11:44laughs
Luma
01:11:45Wait, so you have papers for that?
Hazel
01:11:45Hazel slowly turning to Temerity.
Rhysaene
01:11:49me.
Dungeon Master
01:11:49Oh, okay.
Iva
01:11:50-
Dungeon Master
01:11:50And01:11:51Let me be clear.01:11:52For the people who refuse to roll insight, he is dripping with the kind of bravado of performance.01:11:59There are every word out of his mouth elicits
Hazel
01:11:59Oh, yeah.
Rhysaene
01:11:59Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:12:03Um,01:12:04eye rolls from the other patrons, some like endeared to his01:12:09Tails and others just like, man, shut up.01:12:12I’m trying to drink.01:12:13But it’s clear that he is putting on such a show of talking about this
Rhysaene
01:12:14Thanks.
Dungeon Master
01:12:19that no one in the room believes he’s being truthful.01:12:22Yeah.01:12:23There’s no way this is a dancing sword. If it was, only an idiot would talk about it like this.01:12:29There’s no way this guy’s been beyond the sorrow,01:12:33for real and talking about it like this.01:12:36is kind of the vibe you pick up.01:12:40Um,
Luma
01:12:41- Thank you.01:12:42There’s every group of people.
Dungeon Master
01:12:43Except for Luma, who is…01:12:47who,01:12:48sees deception as such like a crime that, that,01:12:52suspecting it is in and of itself kind of, uh,
Temerity
01:12:57rude.
Dungeon Master
01:12:58Rude.
Hazel
01:13:00Hazel knows there’s something up with that sword, though.
Rhysaene
01:13:01Thank you.
Hazel
01:13:02Give it to me.
Luma
01:13:04between.
Temerity
01:13:04Hehehehehehe.
Hazel
01:13:05Not really, but she doesn’t think the sword is hell as us.
Dungeon Master
01:13:05Um,
Luma
01:13:09Oh, wait a minute.
Rhysaene
01:13:09Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:13:09Yeah.
Luma
01:13:10Uh.01:13:13Hold on.
Temerity
01:13:13He’s just like, that’s a nice sword, but this guy’s a bit of a bullshitter.01:13:17It’s just like, you know, I’m just going to let Luma get her kicks out.
Luma
01:13:21Uh,01:13:26Can I try the sword?
Temerity
01:13:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Dungeon Master
01:13:28Oh.01:13:29No.01:13:30Unfortunately, it would not work for you.
Luma
01:13:33Well, no, I just want to feel it.01:13:36I can’t make it dance.01:13:37I don’t know anything about magic.
Dungeon Master
01:13:39Mmm.01:13:40- Mm-hmm.01:13:41I can’t
Temerity
01:13:41Huh.
Dungeon Master
01:13:42I can’t let you hold it on your own.01:13:45Hey, wait, hold on.01:13:45If you are up to something, which I assume you are,
Luma
01:13:50Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:13:51you will need to make a deception check.
Luma
01:13:51Oh, I’m absolutely up to see it.01:13:53- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:13:54to conceal your nefarious intent.
Iva
01:13:56Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:13:57- Thank you.
Luma
01:13:57I mean…01:13:58She just wants to hold it.
Dungeon Master
01:14:00She wants to cast…
Luma
01:14:00Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:14:01identify or something like,
Luma
01:14:02Identify, yes.
Hazel
01:14:03You know, you see, you see.
Iva
01:14:03Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:14:04While I’d like to
Hazel
01:14:04Do you cast Identify and do you just hear like…
Luma
01:14:08laughs
Temerity
01:14:08laughter
Hazel
01:14:08Magic detected it.
Iva
01:14:09No way.
Luma
01:14:10- Nice.
Rhysaene
01:14:10Thank you.
Hazel
01:14:10He he he he he he.
Rhysaene
01:14:11Thank you.
Luma
01:14:13- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:14:14Fuck.
Temerity
01:14:14as I identify it in all the metal shutters,
Rhysaene
01:14:15That’s not even like a dog.
Luma
01:14:16I can roll a deception for you if you want.
Dungeon Master
01:14:18You will have to do that if you’re going to try and cast Identify on his sword.
Luma
01:14:18I mean…01:14:22I’m…01:14:23Yeah.
Iva
01:14:23How dare you be nefarious?
Luma
01:14:24um
Rhysaene
01:14:26It would be really fun to…
Luma
01:14:26I dare I be in the face.01:14:27Oh!
Dungeon Master
01:14:29Uh-oh.
Luma
01:14:29OK.01:14:30I have a plus zero to deception.
Dungeon Master
01:14:32Okay.
Luma
01:14:33I rolled a 17.
Dungeon Master
01:14:35All right.
Rhysaene
01:14:35- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:14:36Um,01:14:38Give me… I have to look some stuff up here…
Luma
01:14:41Yeah.01:14:43Uh, yeah. The only thing though, is I can’t remember if we allow, uh,01:14:47anything to try and obscure verbal because identify for whatever fucking reason has a verbal component.
Dungeon Master
01:14:53Yeah, you’re going to have to…
Iva
01:14:53You have to go tell me your secret sword?
Dungeon Master
01:14:56So this is like the first time that you’ve tried to do magic in like utter plain sight.01:15:02Every other time you guys have been doing magic where you shouldn’t be, you’ve had like the concealment of bigger things to deal with.01:15:10Um,01:15:12are
Luma
01:15:12I thought it was an action, but not it’s a minute.
Dungeon Master
01:15:15It’s a minute cast.
Luma
01:15:16Yeah.
Temerity
01:15:17dam.
Dungeon Master
01:15:17That’s going to be next to impossible, actually.
Luma
01:15:20Yeah.01:15:21Yeah, no, never mind.01:15:22I don’t think I can…01:15:23I could…
Dungeon Master
01:15:23um,
Luma
01:15:24and even I did it, it would be way too risky for Luminum to even scare at something.
Dungeon Master
01:15:24Because…
Hazel
01:15:26What about the tech?
Dungeon Master
01:15:27Yes.01:15:28It’s going to be a separate check for each type of casting component.01:15:34Um,01:15:35to conceal the casting of a spell.
Luma
01:15:35Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:15:38To do it for a minute is making those checks every round for a minute.
Temerity
01:15:43Ha ha ha ha.
Hazel
01:15:43You don’t have to take magic, dude.
Dungeon Master
01:15:43um,
Luma
01:15:4420 years.01:15:45Detects, oh I do, wait, do I, uh…01:15:51No, I don’t.01:15:54balls.01:15:55How do I not have detect magic?
Temerity
01:15:56Balls.
Luma
01:15:57I must not have it prepared.01:16:01Nope.01:16:04That sucks.
Dungeon Master
01:16:05What lists? You’re not on the list.
Hazel
01:16:06I’m so bad at being a prepcaster because I never…01:16:08and never again.
Dungeon Master
01:16:09Um,
Luma
01:16:09um,
Hazel
01:16:09smart enough to prep my spells when being in the session. So I just have the same spell list.
Dungeon Master
01:16:12You…01:16:14You can give me an Arcana check if you want.
Luma
01:16:14Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:16:17You’ve been kind of staring at this thing.01:16:19You’ve been around it.
Luma
01:16:2310 plus,
Dungeon Master
01:16:23You are a artificer.
Luma
01:16:27Arcanas 4, so 14.
Dungeon Master
01:16:30Um,01:16:3114 is for sure enough to, like…01:16:34Discerning I, this is an incredibly well-crafted blade.01:16:38Um,01:16:41It is known even in the Silver Vale that Dwarven craftsmanship01:16:46is superb.01:16:48You saw it firsthand in those hand axes.01:16:51whoever made this, made whatever Smith made those hand axes look like an amateur.01:16:58Um,
Luma
01:16:58am.
Dungeon Master
01:16:58Go.01:16:59If nothing else…01:17:02This is…01:17:03like,01:17:04Um,01:17:05a perfect weapon.01:17:07Um,01:17:09Do you01:17:11uh,
Luma
01:17:11or anything?
Dungeon Master
01:17:12Huh?
Luma
01:17:13Does it have any writing on it?
Dungeon Master
01:17:15There, yeah.01:17:16There’s an inscription along the blade that is difficult to see.01:17:21um,01:17:24The script.01:17:26is elvish lettering01:17:28Um,01:17:29It does not say anything linguistically.01:17:33Um,01:17:34which could be, it could be gibberish or it could be genuine enchantment. Um,01:17:39With a 14?01:17:41You’re not positive, but you don’t immediately rule out that this is like a genuine likey.01:17:48in source element upon this item.01:17:51If it is a fake, it is a fake that is worth more than an actual uncommon magic item would be worth.01:17:59by like,
Luma
01:17:59Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:18:00Leaks.
Luma
01:18:01Did he let her handle it?
Dungeon Master
01:18:04Um,01:18:04He lets you touch it. He does not let you take it.01:18:07but he lets you touch it if you would like.
Luma
01:18:09Okay, Luma gets really close to it and just inspects like every square inch of this blade.
Dungeon Master
01:18:15Uh-huh.
Luma
01:18:16as much as he’ll let her look at it, and then she’ll give a nod and just say, okay, that’s a really nice blade.
Iva
01:18:18Bye.
Rhysaene
01:18:20It is maddy beautiful.
Iva
01:18:22Thank you.
Luma
01:18:23You got it from a
Dungeon Master
01:18:23that
Luma
01:18:25from a ghost city?
Dungeon Master
01:18:26The City of Ghosts, yes, it lies…01:18:29Many miles beyond the eastern edge of the Vale.01:18:35Um,
Luma
01:18:38go there.
Dungeon Master
01:18:38Anyone who wants can give me an insight check.
Iva
01:18:42Oh, it’s all.
Luma
01:18:42All right, I’ll make it up.
Iva
01:18:44And since we’re listening in now and that sounds like something interesting,
Luma
01:18:46I mean,
Rhysaene
01:18:48I will make an insight check.
Iva
01:18:49I wrote the…
Dungeon Master
01:18:49You, well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Luma
01:18:50I don’t know.
Iva
01:18:50not
Dungeon Master
01:18:51Anyone who’s still standing here talking to him
Temerity
01:18:55Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:18:55and make an insight check for this one specifically.
Iva
01:18:57All right.
Rhysaene
01:18:58Bye.
Iva
01:18:58Nevermind then.
Dungeon Master
01:18:59Sorry.
Hazel
01:19:00Hazel’s just crashing out the table over this guy.
Luma
01:19:03- Yeah.
Hazel
01:19:04Every single thing that he says, you can just see her like
Rhysaene
01:19:04Thank you.01:19:06- Thank you.
Hazel
01:19:07begin to grimace more and more.
Rhysaene
01:19:10If you can.
Hazel
01:19:10You can tell that she was especially pissed off01:19:12when he was saying that he was basically built different.
Dungeon Master
01:19:16Woo-hoo!
Luma
01:19:16Yeah.
Temerity
01:19:16- Yeah.
Iva
01:19:16Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:19:17Thank you.
Hazel
01:19:18That shit was like genuinely offensive to her sensibilities.
Rhysaene
01:19:18Thank you.
Iva
01:19:22laughs
Rhysaene
01:19:22Thank you.
Hazel
01:19:23Was Doug not built different?
Luma
01:19:24I rolled a nine…01:19:27uh,
Iva
01:19:27Doug wasn’t built different.
Rhysaene
01:19:28I wrote it.01:19:28I would have seven.
Luma
01:19:29Luma’s not convinced that the solution is built different, but she’s trying to collect as much like information as she can.
Hazel
01:19:35Yeah.
Luma
01:19:35to try and find out, like, what is the secret…
Rhysaene
01:19:40Yeah, exactly.
Luma
01:19:41Clearly this guy didn’t know, but he might have had it.01:19:43That’s Luma’s line of thinking.01:19:44I always know this guy’s a fucking bullshitter through and through.
Dungeon Master
01:19:44um,
Hazel
01:19:48I think it might just be being an egomaniac.
Dungeon Master
01:19:48With a…
Hazel
01:19:50But that’s…
Dungeon Master
01:19:50I mean…
Luma
01:19:50Mm-hmm.01:19:52Well, that’s the thing.
Dungeon Master
01:19:52Maybe it is.
Luma
01:19:53If you’re so full of yourself that you’re like…01:19:55full-blown narcissist, you can’t be affected by depression.
Temerity
01:19:58He he he he.
Hazel
01:20:00Mm-hmm.01:20:01but I feel like you could still
Luma
01:20:01might actually be the one solution.
Hazel
01:20:03I feel like full blown narcissists are still01:20:08affected by like anger and loneliness.01:20:11especially anger,
Dungeon Master
01:20:12I’m not getting baited into revealing secrets.
Luma
01:20:12Maybe.01:20:17Thank you.
Hazel
01:20:17Sorry. No, no, I’m not baiting you. I’m just like thinking out loud.
Iva
01:20:17Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:20:17Um,
Temerity
01:20:17Really?
Luma
01:20:18Thank you.
Temerity
01:20:18It is.
Luma
01:20:18Yeah.01:20:21Yeah, from what we understand, yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:20:21Yeah.01:20:22Um,01:20:24with those roles.01:20:27I,01:20:28it’s the same performative kind of energy that he has about everything.01:20:33He’s a very boisterous fellow.01:20:37Um,01:20:40And that’s really all you get with those rules.
Luma
01:20:43That’s fine.01:20:44That’s okay. I’m going to now draw a duplicate of the sword for later.
Dungeon Master
01:20:44Um,
Rhysaene
01:20:45very far.
Dungeon Master
01:20:48Thank you.
Iva
01:20:50Duplicated nerd.
Luma
01:20:52duplicate it, nerd.
Rhysaene
01:20:53Mm.
Dungeon Master
01:21:00um,01:21:00He kind of looks at Rhys and Luma expectantly to see if there’s anything else.01:21:06Um,01:21:07they want to say to him
Rhysaene
01:21:11- Oh, I got a question.
Luma
01:21:11Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:21:13Yes, my dear.
Rhysaene
01:21:15Despite…01:21:16Uh,01:21:17let’s say01:21:19them looking at01:21:20you with a distance up.01:21:23I guess.01:21:25Do you visit any galleries?01:21:28hosted by your family
Dungeon Master
01:21:31Um…01:21:33I can’t say that I do, no.01:21:35I’m not on…01:21:37the best of terms with my siblings and, uh,
Rhysaene
01:21:43Mm.
Dungeon Master
01:21:44my, uh,01:21:45Mother does not look too kindly on my choice of professions, so…
Rhysaene
01:21:50I think.
Dungeon Master
01:21:50That’s all right.
Hazel
01:21:50He thinks you’re a bomb.01:21:52But…
Iva
01:21:53Because you’re a bum.
Temerity
01:21:53- I’m gonna do it.
Dungeon Master
01:21:53that’s a,01:21:55That’s alright, though, because I think my chosen callings are much higher.01:21:58What greater art can there be than the…01:22:02um,01:22:04and01:22:06brush of
Iva
01:22:06Art of Adventure.
Dungeon Master
01:22:08the brush of adventure painting itself on the canvas of the world.
Rhysaene
01:22:13Hmm.
Luma
01:22:14Unless you’re retired.
Dungeon Master
01:22:16Well, I am retired now, yes.
Luma
01:22:20What are you doing now?
Dungeon Master
01:22:22Well, now I run a01:22:23tavern where people may gather and be regaled by my tales of daring or share in each other’s company and enjoy the performances of musicians and storytellers.01:22:38who are not
Rhysaene
01:22:39Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:22:40so deeply entangled in the, um…01:22:43rather restrictive…01:22:48sensibilities of the high art world.
Rhysaene
01:22:52Hmm.
Luma
01:22:57Is that why you’re01:22:58Messing around with the stage.01:23:00Are you preparing for performance?
Dungeon Master
01:23:00- Hello!01:23:02Now we have a, um,01:23:03a musician coming in tonight and she’s very particular about01:23:09placement of all her various bits and bobs for her show, and so I…01:23:15was double checking that everything was just so.
Luma
01:23:16Uh,01:23:19Who’s the performer?
Rhysaene
01:23:19- Thank you.01:23:20Anything, anything you can tell us.
Dungeon Master
01:23:21- Yeah.01:23:24Tell you about what?
Rhysaene
01:23:26A performance.
Dungeon Master
01:23:29No.
Hazel
01:23:30Yeah.
Luma
01:23:31- Thank you.
Iva
01:23:31why would you ask
Temerity
01:23:32- Thank you.
Hazel
01:23:33I think that’s a completely in character.
Dungeon Master
01:23:33um,
Hazel
01:23:35He’s just like, I don’t know anything.01:23:37I’m fucking happy.
Dungeon Master
01:23:37I don’t know. That’s completely out of character. He goes on to give a very
Luma
01:23:37Yeah.01:23:40Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:23:42a very boisterous sales pitch for a talented young musician who, uh,01:23:49Uh,01:23:50I had not thought so, this is already so far off the rails from where I thought we were going, that I don’t have those answers for you. It is, the performance is not of importance, it’s just a person.
Luma
01:23:55No, that’s fine.
Rhysaene
01:23:56Thank you.01:23:59No, no, it’s okay.
Luma
01:24:00loop.01:24:02Yeah.01:24:03Luma does ask if Rhys knows that person, though.
Rhysaene
01:24:03Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:24:06Heheheheheheheheheh
Rhysaene
01:24:06Oh.
Luma
01:24:09Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:24:11- Yeah.01:24:12Thanks.
Luma
01:24:12Uh,01:24:13Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:24:14Rhys looks at her.
Luma
01:24:14That’s all.
Rhysaene
01:24:16Rhys looks at Luma and is like, oh my god, she’s only like number…01:24:1930 on the charts. It doesn’t fucking matter.
Luma
01:24:22There’s charts?
Dungeon Master
01:24:22Thank you.01:24:24No, there’s not charts!
Luma
01:24:26I want to see these charts!
Rhysaene
01:24:26- Yeah.
Iva
01:24:27I need the charts.
Rhysaene
01:24:27- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:24:28Stop world building inside the biz.
Luma
01:24:28Yeah.
Temerity
01:24:30Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:24:31I won’t allow it this time.
Iva
01:24:31No world building inside the bay.
Luma
01:24:32I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:24:33There’s no aquarium!
Luma
01:24:34There’s no aquarium now.
Iva
01:24:35There’s no aquarium!
Temerity
01:24:37No!
Iva
01:24:37No!
Luma
01:24:37Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:24:38- It’s tough, isn’t it?
Hazel
01:24:38Homophobe, homophobe, homophobe.
Luma
01:24:39Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:24:39Top of the pop.
Temerity
01:24:41laughs
Rhysaene
01:24:41Fucking Silver Vale edition.
Luma
01:24:44There’s no aquarium because there’s no fucking bodies of water in the vale.
Iva
01:24:44Cancel her.01:24:48laughs
Rhysaene
01:24:48Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:24:48Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:24:48I mean, there’s a river.
Hazel
01:24:49What about…
Luma
01:24:49- Yeah.01:24:50It’s a river.01:24:51It’s true.01:24:52Riverside…
Iva
01:24:52We could have river fish.
Rhysaene
01:24:52Hmm.
Hazel
01:24:54They’re having a drag race.
Luma
01:24:54- Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:24:54Uh,
Dungeon Master
01:24:56I’m just…
Rhysaene
01:24:56Yeah.01:24:57It’s crazy.
Hazel
01:24:58laughs
Luma
01:24:59- Yeah.01:25:01All right, well…
Rhysaene
01:25:01No, that’s very funny.01:25:03Yeah.
Luma
01:25:03Luma will excuse herself and sneak back over to the table in Rhys’s shadow whenever Rhys leaves.
Rhysaene
01:25:05Mm-hmm.01:25:08Bye-bye.01:25:10Well, thank you for answering, Marta.01:25:14friends questions.
Dungeon Master
01:25:17Of course, madame, I am but a humble servant of the people.
Rhysaene
01:25:21It was nice to meet you.
Dungeon Master
01:25:24It was nice to meet you all as well.01:25:26You look like quite the…01:25:29Ensemble cast.
Rhysaene
01:25:31Hmm.01:25:32You can fucking see that.01:25:35Thank you.
Temerity
01:25:36Hehehehe.
Iva
01:25:37doesn’t even fucking know.
Rhysaene
01:25:37I will…01:25:38I will trot on back and I will sit my horse butt down.
Dungeon Master
01:25:43Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:25:44in my horse butt down listening.
Temerity
01:25:47Exactly.
Rhysaene
01:25:47Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:25:48Thank you.
Temerity
01:25:48-
Rhysaene
01:25:49I sit down and immediately crush Hazel.
Temerity
01:25:52Dude.
Hazel
01:25:52- Ooh.
Rhysaene
01:25:53No, I don’t.
Luma
01:25:54Damn.
Hazel
01:25:55I…01:25:56Wouldn’t waste your time.01:25:58and on.01:25:59On that man, Luma, if you wish for answers about the veil, or about what lies beyond the veil, I do not imagine lies within.01:26:08people like him.
Luma
01:26:10They seem to think that01:26:13Just being cool was enough.01:26:16I don’t think that’s true, so I gotta keep looking.
Temerity
01:26:19laughs
Hazel
01:26:19right now.01:26:20Thank you.
Luma
01:26:21I think.
Hazel
01:26:21find that to be a rather good.
Luma
01:26:21Whatever he did to get out there is different, but he just doesn’t know it, and that’s okay.
Hazel
01:26:22Thanks.
Temerity
01:26:27Hehehe.
Hazel
01:26:28Hey, lads.01:26:29if he ventured outside the Vale, I don’t imagine someone as01:26:34self-interested as him would even be willing to share it if he knew.
Luma
01:26:41Yeah.01:26:42That’s okay.
Hazel
01:26:44We’ll find out.
Luma
01:26:45He’s too young to know Eliath, so I couldn’t ask him anything about that.
Hazel
01:26:48Mm-hmm.01:26:51Hazel pauses.01:26:53and,01:26:54kind of just like is like01:26:56You know, I know of someone who’s ventured beyond the veil.
Luma
01:27:01You do?01:27:02Oh.
Temerity
01:27:03Huh?
Luma
01:27:04Why didn’t you say something earlier?
Rhysaene
01:27:04- Yeah.
Temerity
01:27:04Temerity’s head looks
Hazel
01:27:06Well,
Temerity
01:27:07snaps for Hazel.
Iva
01:27:09Thank you.
Hazel
01:27:10Oh.01:27:11Well, at01:27:14Um,01:27:16At the time,01:27:17was…01:27:18trying to keep it.01:27:20They’re trying to.01:27:20keep it secret.01:27:22from the rest of you and01:27:24admittedly, and she looks a little bashful. She goes,01:27:27I may have01:27:29forgotten to01:27:30Mention it.01:27:31later.
Temerity
01:27:32Hehehehe.
Luma
01:27:32Why would you keep a secret that important from me?
Hazel
01:27:36Um,01:27:37out of character, it’s because I completely forgot that like I could
Luma
01:27:40- Stop.
Hazel
01:27:40That like, oh right, Hazel knows of someone who’s been outside the veil by their own like01:27:45words, but she also like01:27:47for this entire time,01:27:49Before that, it was like, oh, I can’t let anyone know.01:27:53the type of people I know,01:27:54Um, yeah, no, uh, she’ll explain that, uh, Hecate has said that she’s adventured outside the Vale before.
Luma
01:28:00Oh, man.01:28:03I gotta go back.
Hazel
01:28:05laughs
Iva
01:28:05-
Temerity
01:28:05laughs
Luma
01:28:05That’s a really long walk.
Hazel
01:28:09I have no doubt that we’ll be back at some point.
Luma
01:28:12Yeah, next week.
Hazel
01:28:13Yeah.
Temerity
01:28:14I’m good.
Hazel
01:28:14This show…
Iva
01:28:14Thank you.
Luma
01:28:15I’ve got to finish up.01:28:16That’s the fault.01:28:16Now I’m going to go back.
Hazel
01:28:18whoo!01:28:23I wonder if I’ll be able to ask time off at a new job.01:28:27on the first week.
Temerity
01:28:27-
Rhysaene
01:28:27Fantastic.01:28:29Bye.
Luma
01:28:30Well, I found out that if you put 60 hours a week in, they’ll let you have some time off.
Rhysaene
01:28:30Yeah, awesome.
Temerity
01:28:36-
Hazel
01:28:37Well, that sounds quite easy.
Luma
01:28:40Yeah, or--01:28:42Was it 80 hours?01:28:44I lost count.
Hazel
01:28:45The elves just being like, well, that’s not that bad.
Luma
01:28:49- Yeah.
Temerity
01:28:49-
Dungeon Master
01:28:49Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:28:50Thank you.
Luma
01:28:50I
Iva
01:28:51Arbogaz, when do you sleep?
Luma
01:28:54I don’t sleep.
Temerity
01:29:00That’s right.
Hazel
01:29:01Hazel nods and nods like she knows this.01:29:04She knows. She’s like, yeah, yeah.
Luma
01:29:09I meditate for a couple hours, but I don’t need to sleep.01:29:12I use all that extra time to work.
Iva
01:29:13kind of goes, but01:29:14Don’t you need a break?
Luma
01:29:18Yeah, that’s the meditate part.
Iva
01:29:21Do you do that at work?
Luma
01:29:25Oh yeah, one time my boss called me meditating on my desk and she got really upset, but then01:29:30I had to explain to her that it’s different
Hazel
01:29:32laughs01:29:34Stop sleeping on the job. I’m not! I’m literally not. I have to show her the rules.
Luma
01:29:37Yeah.01:29:38Uh.01:29:40I’m literally not. It says right here.
Temerity
01:29:41It takes out the player’s handbook.
Dungeon Master
01:29:44It says, I am fully conscious.
Luma
01:29:45Thank you.01:29:46- Good.
Dungeon Master
01:29:46So, yeah.
Luma
01:29:47Yeah.
Temerity
01:29:47Nah.
Hazel
01:29:48Isn’t it?
Temerity
01:29:48It sticks tongue out.
Hazel
01:29:49um,
Luma
01:29:49Well, after she found out that I worked 14 hours straight, then she started saying that I could sleep on the desk.01:29:54So, or, well, meditate at the desk.
Rhysaene
01:29:56Yeah, see, you got it confused, too.
Luma
01:30:01Well,
Temerity
01:30:01He he he.
Luma
01:30:02I say sleep because it…01:30:05People don’t ask questions.01:30:06Like this.
Dungeon Master
01:30:08- Thanks, thanks.
Rhysaene
01:30:08Thank you.
Iva
01:30:09You ask questions like this all the time!
Hazel
01:30:09Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:30:10Thanks.
Luma
01:30:12Well, yeah.
Rhysaene
01:30:12- Nope.
Luma
01:30:13So,
Hazel
01:30:15Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:30:15He he he he he he he he!
Rhysaene
01:30:15- Yeah.
Hazel
01:30:18Regardless of our inability to require, I’m quite fond of which
Iva
01:30:25So you can sleep.
Luma
01:30:26It’s always time.01:30:28Well, yeah, you can, but why would you want to?
Hazel
01:30:28a little bit.
Luma
01:30:30It’s such a waste of time.01:30:32so much.
Hazel
01:30:33I’m feeling.01:30:34Thank you.
Luma
01:30:34You can do so much with it.
Temerity
01:30:37Comfy.
Hazel
01:30:40you
Rhysaene
01:30:40- Thank you.
Luma
01:30:40Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:30:41Thank you.
Luma
01:30:42I’ve had four hours is too many hours.
Iva
01:30:42Good.
Hazel
01:30:44People of my…
Iva
01:30:44What?01:30:46Haven’t you ever just snuggled up in a blanket and curled up and just been like, ah, nice time to rest?
Hazel
01:30:47Okay.01:30:53But we can do that while meditating.
Luma
01:30:55Yeah.
Hazel
01:30:56So,01:30:58I’m.01:30:59I choose not to not to worry about it. People of my…01:31:02of my01:31:07uh,01:31:10Fuck, what would be the word?01:31:13people of01:31:15people of my race and people of my01:31:17Creed both tend to both tend to lead long lives.01:31:21So I,01:31:23do my best to enjoy the time I have.
Luma
01:31:27Look,01:31:28In my entire lifespan, I have a01:31:31If I did a full sleep like you did01:31:33I would waste 1,460,000 hours01:31:38It’s a lot of hours for things that I could be doing.
Hazel
01:31:40This is why I don’t get Starbucks.
Luma
01:31:42- Nice.
Temerity
01:31:42Hehehehe.
Iva
01:31:43- Yeah.
Hazel
01:31:43Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:31:45- Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:31:47You know what you could do with 1 million hours?01:31:50not sleep.
Iva
01:31:50Yeah, sleep.
Luma
01:31:51Now!
Rhysaene
01:31:51please.
Iva
01:31:52Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
01:31:53Yeah.
Hazel
01:31:54me.
Rhysaene
01:31:55Hmm.
Luma
01:31:55If I slept like you did,01:31:57I would waste your entire lifespan.01:32:00Sleeping.
Iva
01:32:01Yeah.
Luma
01:32:04I don’t want to waste a whole year.01:32:05Well, I guess not a whole human because you’re…01:32:08I don’t want to waste a whole eye on sleeping.
Iva
01:32:12Iva Joes, I’m wasting half an Iva on sleeping.
Luma
01:32:17You sleep for 12 hours a day?
Hazel
01:32:17You sleep for 12 hours.
Luma
01:32:19Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:32:20- Yeah.
Iva
01:32:21Bye.01:32:21Thank you.
Luma
01:32:21- Yeah.
Hazel
01:32:21Yeah.
Iva
01:32:22In my dream world, yes.
Temerity
01:32:22Thank you.01:32:23How did you?
Rhysaene
01:32:23- Thanks.
Luma
01:32:24-
Temerity
01:32:25How did you…01:32:26-
Luma
01:32:26I’m sorry.
Rhysaene
01:32:27Thanks.
Luma
01:32:28Both elves at the same time.
Temerity
01:32:28How did you make roll call?
Luma
01:32:30You sleep for 12 hours.
Iva
01:32:30-
Temerity
01:32:30laughter
Iva
01:32:31-
Luma
01:32:33Mm-hmm.01:32:35That was good.
Dungeon Master
01:32:42Um, your, your food is brought, and it’s not long after this that, um, Dorian kind of heads, heads out, um, out of the, uh,01:32:51out of the place after having a short conversation with the bartender. Your food is brought, it’s01:32:58um, drinks,01:33:00Et cetera.
Hazel
01:33:04Temerity.
Temerity
01:33:06Hmm?
Hazel
01:33:07Do you believe that what he said was true?01:33:10But,01:33:11those of01:33:13Noble standing and those who do great deeds are afforded.01:33:17are afforded01:33:19luxuries.01:33:21by the sign of that01:33:23normal people or not.
Temerity
01:33:27Uh…01:33:28Is that something Father Emberthumb has talked about with Temerity?
Dungeon Master
01:33:32No.01:33:32It’s not something he said isn’t a thing either. He’s never been like01:33:36everyone is equal under the eyes of the law01:33:38and the synod would never betray that idea.01:33:40It’s just kind of like a…
Temerity
01:33:43It hasn’t been broached.
Dungeon Master
01:33:43I don’t know.01:33:45It hasn’t been broached as more of a lake.01:33:47a magic is illegal and that’s that kind of thing, unless it’s the magic of the Silver Flame.
Temerity
01:33:50Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:33:54Um,
Temerity
01:33:54Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:33:57The.01:34:00The obvious answer to your mind is…01:34:06um,01:34:08This guy is so open about his possession of an illegal magic sword that surely he’s been investigated.
Temerity
01:34:15- Uh-huh.01:34:17So Temerity is like,01:34:19Temerity is like01:34:21- Yeah.01:34:23kind of molds it over a second.01:34:25Thinking is like.01:34:27Mm-hmm.01:34:28I don’t know, but I think he’s bullshitting about that sword being magic.
Hazel
01:34:34I’m not so sure.01:34:36his01:34:37I…01:34:39Will not.01:34:41I will not.01:34:42mince my words when01:34:44in regards to him, I think01:34:46he’s a…01:34:48I think he is a charlatan and I think that he is…01:34:56I believe even01:34:58speaking to
Iva
01:34:58Thank you.
Hazel
01:34:59to him and his attempts at honeyed words.01:35:04It’s an insult.01:35:06Um,
Luma
01:35:06Yeah, Luma holding up the hilt of his sword, like, inspecting, like, I don’t know, these are really weird runes.
Hazel
01:35:11Oh.01:35:11Yeah, Hazel will…01:35:14nod and say I have seen many01:35:17I’ve not seen many, but I’ve seen some items enchanted, and though we did most of our…01:35:25most other enchantments, I believe, are done in01:35:30in a01:35:32in the language of01:35:34uh,01:35:37in the language of my01:35:40my circle.01:35:41- Really see those in June.01:35:43it.01:35:44The script of elves.01:35:46state, maybe.01:35:47It could vary more. It does strike me as odd.
Luma
01:35:51Does Hazel speak Sylvan?
Hazel
01:35:52um,01:35:54Yes, she does.01:35:55That is what…01:35:56All of her
Luma
01:35:56Yeah.
Hazel
01:35:57All of her like magic, all the verbal components are in Sylvan.
Luma
01:36:02I’m just going to hold out the help with the copy of the--01:36:05the,01:36:06elder script, but words that she doesn’t fucking01:36:08understand, out to Hazel.01:36:11You understand that?
Hazel
01:36:14She’ll give it a look.01:36:18- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:36:18I’ll come up with something specific.
Temerity
01:36:23I like to think that it says replica.
Luma
01:36:27-
Hazel
01:36:27- Dude.
Dungeon Master
01:36:28as a replica.
Rhysaene
01:36:29- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:36:29Uh,
Luma
01:36:29Shop, use, do not touch.
Temerity
01:36:32-
Rhysaene
01:36:32Oh,
Luma
01:36:32- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:36:33Um,
Rhysaene
01:36:34Mm-hmm.01:36:35Made in Crick’s Bend.
Dungeon Master
01:36:35I’ll come up with something.01:36:36I’ll come up with something specific.01:36:38I can’t do that kind of thinking right now.01:36:40But it is probably…
Hazel
01:36:41Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:36:43It is like a flowery kind of poetic, something about wings or wind.01:36:47um,01:36:48dancing on the air, that kind of thing in Sylvan.01:36:51But in an…01:36:56in an arcane sort of…01:37:00Um,01:37:01Like the poetry of magic, not just poetry.
Hazel
01:37:05Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:37:05Um,01:37:06Luma…01:37:07being able to, like, replicate the physicality of this blade,01:37:12you notice something you didn’t see before…01:37:16Um, near the, um,01:37:19At the top of the blade on one side, almost at the cross guard, is very faintly etched into the blade.01:37:28a little emblem that looks like this.
Temerity
01:37:33Eh, eh, eh.
Luma
01:37:36this.01:37:37You recognize that, Hazel?
Hazel
01:37:39What?
Temerity
01:37:41laughter
Hazel
01:37:41Do I?
Rhysaene
01:37:42It’s not.01:37:43Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:37:43It’s a moon. You’re familiar with the crescent moon. It is not…
Hazel
01:37:44Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:37:48It is kind of the, give me a history check.
Iva
01:37:52Thank you.
Luma
01:37:54Here’s Mark.
Dungeon Master
01:37:56Thank you.01:37:57It could be. You can give me a history check also.01:37:59But I want to be clear, the information you’re going to get with this is not going to be a lot, regardless of your…
Temerity
01:38:04Yeah.
Hazel
01:38:04Yeah
Luma
01:38:06That’s fine.
Dungeon Master
01:38:07But I’ll take history checks to gauge how I answer this question for both of you.
Hazel
01:38:07Um,01:38:07um,
Luma
01:38:07uh,
Hazel
01:38:10seeing the iconography of the moon, Hazel grabs the hilt and brings it closer to inspect
Rhysaene
01:38:15I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:38:17Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:38:18-
Hazel
01:38:19What?
Rhysaene
01:38:21I don’t know.
Temerity
01:38:21Yeah.
Luma
01:38:21Uh…01:38:22Your whole opinion of the man that just…
Hazel
01:38:23Matt Twi-
Luma
01:38:25Holy shit, I rolled an 11.
Temerity
01:38:26Like,01:38:27I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:38:28I’m going to.01:38:30It could very well be a maker’s market.01:38:33It has the qualities of a maker’s market.01:38:35It’s out of the way.01:38:36It’s not drawing attention to itself.01:38:39Um.01:38:40It could be a maker’s mark.01:38:43Now,01:38:47Um,01:38:54Fuck.01:38:55Mariah, do you want this secretly or not?01:38:59because it’s too much for me to try and write it out right now.01:39:02And I don’t want to tempt my poor programming skills01:39:06seeing what happens if we leave this channel and come back in terms of our recordings.01:39:10It should be fine, but…
Hazel
01:39:10Yeah, no worries.
Dungeon Master
01:39:12Okay.
Hazel
01:39:12Give it to me.01:39:13Give it to all of us.
Dungeon Master
01:39:15with a natural 20 specifically,01:39:18You know this is not the emblem of the Shattered Mother.01:39:21You know this is not any modern depiction of the moon.01:39:26Um,01:39:28Which would either just be…01:39:29But you also know as like a moonologist…01:39:33Um,01:39:34There are, the moon is one of the most depicted things a culture could have.01:39:39and it comes in all shapes and sizes.01:39:41This being different from what you’re familiar with01:39:43doesn’t tell you anything about it.01:39:46Um,01:39:48But you think back to many lessons about…01:39:52Um,01:39:53about, uh,01:39:55about the sorrow, about magic, about…01:39:57Um,01:39:59about stuff dealing with the moon…01:40:03And you recall…01:40:05Probably sometime after you joined the coven, asking Hecate…01:40:11If she knew of anyone else who worshipped the moon the way01:40:15that Kevin does.01:40:17Um,01:40:18And Hecate’s response would have been something along the lines of not really…01:40:23not any more01:40:26Um, worship is a complicated concept, um, but the moon is such a, like,01:40:32staple of the celestial body01:40:36That it is.01:40:37oft venerated.01:40:39Um,01:40:41and that one such place that held the moon in high regard01:40:46um,01:40:47was a sort of, um,01:40:49was a city that01:40:51neighbors01:40:53Argentum, not like01:40:55close, not within the veil, that neighbor the veil.01:40:58Um,01:41:01A city that used to be a place of high art and poetry and music.01:41:06A place where the moon was universally…01:41:10She gets wistful as she talks about this place where the moon was seen as a thing of protection and beauty in a way that in the veil it no longer can be because of its associations with the thing that shattered it and the world.01:41:29a01:41:30once beautiful city now…01:41:33a haunted remnant01:41:35a place where only ghosts dwell.
Hazel
01:41:36- Wow.
Dungeon Master
01:41:38Um,
Hazel
01:41:40That all floods into her head01:41:42and she just gets the01:41:43shinji close-up.01:41:47Like, oh.
Temerity
01:41:47- He he he.
Rhysaene
01:41:47I don’t know.
Hazel
01:41:48plot the city of ghosts.
Dungeon Master
01:41:52Only01:41:53Only a thread of associations made possible by a natural 20.
Hazel
01:41:58Oh,01:42:00just like
Temerity
01:42:00you
Rhysaene
01:42:01Yeah.
Luma
01:42:01I rolled the natural 20. Oh, he was telling the truth.
Rhysaene
01:42:02Thanks.
Luma
01:42:04Fuck.
Rhysaene
01:42:05-
Hazel
01:42:09- Okay.
Iva
01:42:11You good at you?
Rhysaene
01:42:12Thank you.01:42:13something up Hazel?
Iva
01:42:16You remember something?
Hazel
01:42:21You just hear like Hazel bumble under her breath like,01:42:26It was real.01:42:26It was real.
Temerity
01:42:27Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:42:28I don’t know.
Iva
01:42:28Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:42:29Thank you.
Hazel
01:42:29I don’t know.
Iva
01:42:30Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Hazel
01:42:30Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:42:31I fucking told you.
Hazel
01:42:33you
Rhysaene
01:42:34Actually, I didn’t, but I told you.
Temerity
01:42:36laughs
Hazel
01:42:41I don’t01:42:42Hazel doesn’t know where to go from here
Rhysaene
01:42:45Thank you.
Iva
01:42:46Does this mean we have to go out into the
Hazel
01:42:46um,
Iva
01:42:49the01:42:50Zaro to find this thing so Luma can- and you can look at it?
Dungeon Master
01:42:57Yeah.
Luma
01:42:58And Hecate is on the way.
Hazel
01:42:59He…01:43:00Yeah.01:43:01He either…01:43:03Nose…01:43:06She’s like trying her…01:43:08best to like to explain this, but she is also like this is01:43:12This is offensive to her.01:43:14Like, the notion that he was telling the truth
Temerity
01:43:14I’m sorry.
Hazel
01:43:18and also that, like…01:43:22that this sword may be from a place that even her teacher speaks very, like,01:43:30fondly of.01:43:33It’s like, it is a little like insane to her.
Temerity
01:43:39Uh-huh.
Hazel
01:43:42He…01:43:44- Geez.01:43:46It is either01:43:47What he speaks is either true or…01:43:51What?01:43:52um,01:43:56or at the very least he01:44:01knows very01:44:03He knows a lot about what lies beyond the veil.01:44:08uh,01:44:09the
Dungeon Master
01:44:10Thank you.
Hazel
01:44:11as…01:44:14that take on it.01:44:16uh,01:44:19headmistress has spoken of a01:44:21place that could be01:44:23can be called the City of Ghosts.01:44:28So,01:44:28my01:44:30Though she has also been very…01:44:34very clear to me that01:44:41that the01:44:44what lies beyond the veil instead.01:44:48uh,01:44:49not for the faint heart.01:44:51and01:44:52that include.
Luma
01:44:54Yeah, but it’s obtainable.01:44:56That’s the important part.
Hazel
01:44:58- This.01:44:59That’s.01:44:59I wouldn’t like.01:45:01someone has01:45:05sigh01:45:06outspoken as him, has seen what…01:45:10has seen what
Rhysaene
01:45:10Yeah.
Hazel
01:45:13even01:45:14- Good.01:45:15the greatest01:45:21and01:45:22Dun dun dun dun.01:45:24powerful person I know.01:45:25has spoken01:45:27of an01:45:31in like,01:45:35in horror and like,01:45:38This shit is serious.01:45:39She’s very upset by this realization.
Rhysaene
01:45:40- Yeah.01:45:43Thank you.
Temerity
01:45:43- Yeah.
Hazel
01:45:45She’s like, I thought we were the cool kids club.01:45:46Tell me other people have gone outside the veil and actually like have come back.
Temerity
01:45:50laughs
Rhysaene
01:45:51Makes you curious.
Hazel
01:45:53This guy went to the city of ghosts?01:45:55What even is that?
Luma
01:45:56I mean…01:45:56I mean, it’s highly possible that the sword was in the veil and it…01:46:00I mean,
Rhysaene
01:46:00- No.
Temerity
01:46:00- Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:46:02- Out of character, it is highly possible01:46:04that he just fucking bought it.
Luma
01:46:06Yeah.
Iva
01:46:07you
Hazel
01:46:08Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:46:08But…01:46:09But…01:46:10It does make you curious, either way, which is
Luma
01:46:13True.01:46:13Well, it does…
Rhysaene
01:46:13funny as fuck.
Luma
01:46:15It does confirm from two sources that there is a city to the east.01:46:18Now Luma’s like, I’m going that way first.
Rhysaene
01:46:19Mm-hmm.01:46:23He can’t get it all the time.
Luma
01:46:23the nearest city.01:46:27Huh?
Hazel
01:46:27Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:46:28We’re gonna go to the City of Ghosts.
Luma
01:46:30Yeah.01:46:33Lois fired up. She’s like vibrating in her seat.01:46:35She’s like, I want to go to City of the Ghosts. I want to see the ghosts.
Rhysaene
01:46:35I was.
Hazel
01:46:36Good.
Rhysaene
01:46:37- Perfect.01:46:38Thank you.
Iva
01:46:39Can we sleep first at least?
Hazel
01:46:41Well, we have…
Luma
01:46:41Well, we got to finish the other vault, too.
Hazel
01:46:42out.
Luma
01:46:43We got a job.
Hazel
01:46:43- Shh.
Luma
01:46:43I paid you for the job.
Rhysaene
01:46:44- Cool.
Luma
01:46:44We got to finish the job.
Rhysaene
01:46:45We ain’t going to no spooky place today.
Luma
01:46:48Yeah, no, not today. Maybe in like two days.
Rhysaene
01:46:52Damn.
Hazel
01:46:53You’re like two years.
Rhysaene
01:46:54Thank you.
Iva
01:46:55Iva goes. I don’t want to wait two years.
Rhysaene
01:46:56Thank you.
Iva
01:46:57I’m going to start getting old.
Luma
01:47:00Yeah, I was going to die.
Hazel
01:47:01- Thank you, sweet.
Rhysaene
01:47:02Right.01:47:03No.
Luma
01:47:03We gotta go right now.
Iva
01:47:04laughs
Rhysaene
01:47:05How old are you?01:47:08Little lady.
Iva
01:47:09Iva looks up to Rhys and goes…01:47:12It’s for a Daska woman, hurray!
Hazel
01:47:15Hazel will reach over and01:47:17full Iva’s ear.01:47:18I don’t know.
Iva
01:47:18I’m because I’m 18!
Hazel
01:47:19excerpt.
Luma
01:47:20BANG
Rhysaene
01:47:21Fuck.01:47:23I will have you know that 20 is not old.
Iva
01:47:26Oh no, it feels old.
Dungeon Master
01:47:29-
Temerity
01:47:30Heh.
Rhysaene
01:47:31Do I look like an old lady for you?
Temerity
01:47:31Thank you.
Hazel
01:47:35careful how you answer, Iva.
Iva
01:47:36I would just…01:47:37Yeah.01:47:38I’m going to look at risk for a moment.
Luma
01:47:38Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:47:39Okay.
Iva
01:47:40It goes…
Luma
01:47:41I don’t know what a minefield is, but you’re standing in ones.
Iva
01:47:41Hello!
Hazel
01:47:43Yeah.
Temerity
01:47:43Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
01:47:44This beautiful specimen.
Luma
01:47:44Thank you.
Iva
01:47:48And he goes, no, you’re beautiful.
Rhysaene
01:47:50Exactly. So why is 20 older to you?
Hazel
01:47:51pays a lot.
Temerity
01:47:59I’m 22.
Iva
01:48:00Iva goes, look, Temerity is 22.
Hazel
01:48:01It’s really hard.01:48:03You’re only 22.01:48:05Yeah.
Temerity
01:48:05how old did you think I was
Iva
01:48:08Yeah, because you’re all so old.
Hazel
01:48:10Well, I’m 24.
Temerity
01:48:13Huh?
Rhysaene
01:48:15Yeah.
Iva
01:48:17Yeah, because you all are so old.
Hazel
01:48:17It’s…01:48:19- Nice.01:48:20Right.
Temerity
01:48:22Oh, you are an elf.
Iva
01:48:23How old are you, Luma?
Luma
01:48:25I’m doing the math right now.
Hazel
01:48:27Hehehehe.
Temerity
01:48:2743
Luma
01:48:29It’s a date.
Rhysaene
01:48:29- Thank you.
Luma
01:48:30It’s almost Luma’s birthday, so…
Dungeon Master
01:48:31It is.
Rhysaene
01:48:33Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:48:33Oh, shoot.
Luma
01:48:34It’s really hard to figure out
Temerity
01:48:35That’s.
Dungeon Master
01:48:36the years 2014
Luma
01:48:37Mathematically.01:48:39- Yeah, but what’s the date?
Dungeon Master
01:48:40It is, I think, still the 30th of Cold Rise.
Luma
01:48:44Which month is Coldrise?
Dungeon Master
01:48:46It is the equivalent of November, I believe, the 11th month.
Temerity
01:48:46- Remember?
Luma
01:48:50Okay, so I think that makes her 20…01:48:55before, yeah.01:48:57She was born in 19…
Dungeon Master
01:48:57You’re the only…
Rhysaene
01:48:57you need this.
Dungeon Master
01:48:59The only person who…
Luma
01:48:59Yeah, she’s almost 25.
Dungeon Master
01:49:01the only person who did birth
Luma
01:49:01Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:49:02birth date instead of years old.
Luma
01:49:06Listen.
Temerity
01:49:06laughs
Hazel
01:49:06birthday.
Rhysaene
01:49:07Thank you.
Luma
01:49:08You gave me a calendar.01:49:09I made you a family tree.01:49:10What do you want from me?
Rhysaene
01:49:11Thank you.
Temerity
01:49:11laughs
Hazel
01:49:12The second day of the sixth month is Jesus.
Dungeon Master
01:49:12Hold it.
Luma
01:49:12Thank you.
Hazel
01:49:15pay.
Rhysaene
01:49:15Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:49:15I’m going to be 25 in two months.
Temerity
01:49:18Ah.
Rhysaene
01:49:18You’re the same age as me.
Luma
01:49:21Oh, yay.01:49:23I don’t…
Iva
01:49:23Iva doesn’t know her birthday.
Temerity
01:49:23Hehehehe.
Luma
01:49:23Unfortunately, I don’t think that’s01:49:25Quite accurate, but…01:49:26Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:49:28Well,01:49:29being out.01:49:31Half-five anyway.
Luma
01:49:33- Thanks.
Temerity
01:49:34Thank you.
Luma
01:49:34Let my high fives are…
Rhysaene
01:49:36-
Temerity
01:49:39to Temerity’s birthday on the 17th of next month.
Rhysaene
01:49:42Thank you.
Luma
01:49:42Aww.
Dungeon Master
01:49:43Is everybody a January baby?
Rhysaene
01:49:43I…
Dungeon Master
01:49:45Oh, next month’s December.01:49:46Never mind.
Rhysaene
01:49:47- Yeah.
Temerity
01:49:47Yeah. So like in 17 days-ish.
Luma
01:49:47- Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:49:50I feel like…01:49:52no matter what risk is like,01:49:54peak summer baby like
Temerity
01:49:56Hehehehehehe.
Luma
01:49:57Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:49:58Yes.
Luma
01:49:58- Yeah.
Iva
01:50:00- Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:50:00Um,
Luma
01:50:00I just made Luma’s birthday my birthday because I was very uncreative.
Dungeon Master
01:50:03I knew that’s what, the second you said in two months, I was like, oh, I know what you did.
Rhysaene
01:50:03and
Dungeon Master
01:50:07I do that all the time.
Luma
01:50:07Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:50:07I think it’s…
Luma
01:50:09Yeah.
Temerity
01:50:09Hehehehehe.
Luma
01:50:10Well, unfortunately, I have to keep it accurate because that was original Luma’s birthday too.
Rhysaene
01:50:14Thank you.
Luma
01:50:14And that means I get to do the sad birthday thing to Kat again.
Rhysaene
01:50:17Well,
Dungeon Master
01:50:19You can’t do the sad birthday thing you have, friends.
Luma
01:50:23Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:50:23Thank you.
Temerity
01:50:23Hehehehe.
Luma
01:50:26gonna do the Sam birthday thing
Dungeon Master
01:50:27Kevin.01:50:28Don’t taste.01:50:29Sit up on a rooftop being like, I guess it’s just me again.
Luma
01:50:30Yeah.01:50:31Thank you.01:50:32Okay.
Rhysaene
01:50:33-
Temerity
01:50:34laughs
Luma
01:50:34Yeah.
Hazel
01:50:35- Iva doesn’t know her
Rhysaene
01:50:36I’m going to…
Hazel
01:50:38Her birthday and that01:50:41really adds to the01:50:43to the idea that she is really just like a rescue.01:50:47Like yeah.
Iva
01:50:48Yeah.
Hazel
01:50:49Yeah, we picked this fucking thing up on the side of the road, and we don’t really know how old it is, but the vet says she must be at least five.
Luma
01:50:49Mm-hmm.01:50:56I don’t know.
Temerity
01:50:56- He he he.
Iva
01:50:56It’s kind of what happens.
Hazel
01:50:57- Okay.
Luma
01:50:58Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:50:58- Yeah.
Iva
01:50:59There’s a picture of it.
Rhysaene
01:50:59- Yeah.
Iva
01:51:01It went,
Luma
01:51:02Luma’s not fully convinced that I was going to get hit by another moonbeam and de-aged to like 11 years old.
Iva
01:51:02Bye.
Dungeon Master
01:51:08Thanks.
Rhysaene
01:51:08I don’t know.
Hazel
01:51:08Mm-mm.
Iva
01:51:08laughter
Luma
01:51:10- Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:51:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:51:12So yeah, you guys finish your meal. It’s good.
Rhysaene
01:51:18Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:51:18Where do you want to go from here?
Temerity
01:51:19Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:51:20Do you want to get rooms here? Do you want to find some, you want to split to sleep?
Hazel
01:51:21Uh,
Iva
01:51:21Well,
Hazel
01:51:26Yeah, I want to split to sleep so that we can actually get to the stuff you have planned for tonight.01:51:30Sorry.
Iva
01:51:31I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
01:51:32Yeah, Drew, I do want to point out
Temerity
01:51:32- He he he he.
Rhysaene
01:51:33Woo-hoo.
Iva
01:51:33Yeah, we did…
Hazel
01:51:35-
Iva
01:51:35Derail is
Dungeon Master
01:51:35Dorian Draken was not on the list for tonight.01:51:38That’s for damn sure.
Hazel
01:51:38laughs
Rhysaene
01:51:40That’s really fucking funny.
Luma
01:51:40Oh, interesting person there.01:51:41I couldn’t help but poke him.
Rhysaene
01:51:43Yeah, we…
Dungeon Master
01:51:43I know.
Iva
01:51:43- Yeah.
Hazel
01:51:43Oh, my God.
Temerity
01:51:43Thank you.
Luma
01:51:43-
Dungeon Master
01:51:45I’m aware.
Rhysaene
01:51:45Peace.
Luma
01:51:46Right.
Iva
01:51:47You did this to yourself.
Luma
01:51:48I saw a potential cruise missile to hit Rhys with.
Temerity
01:51:49- Good, good, good.
Rhysaene
01:51:49I…
Luma
01:51:51It didn’t quite work, but it worked out anyway.
Rhysaene
01:51:53I think.01:51:58Damn.
Temerity
01:52:01Yeah, it’d be down for splitting up.01:52:03To rust.
Rhysaene
01:52:04Mm-hmm.
Iva
01:52:05Well, I always split up so much.
Dungeon Master
01:52:05you up.
Iva
01:52:06I’m…
Dungeon Master
01:52:07You go to Rhys.
Iva
01:52:08Yeah.
Luma
01:52:09Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:52:09All right.
Rhysaene
01:52:10Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:52:10You all head presumably to your places of residence, but is there anything anyone needs to do before the night concludes?
Temerity
01:52:20Um,
Iva
01:52:21Yeah.
Temerity
01:52:22Would I-- is a pigeon able to carry 25 gold pieces?
Dungeon Master
01:52:27No.
Iva
01:52:28Oh, God, no.
Temerity
01:52:29Fuck.
Rhysaene
01:52:30What?
Temerity
01:52:30Ah, fuck, how would I send this?01:52:33Temerity would ask, like,01:52:35Warden Brightshield or something.01:52:37But we don’t have to RP it out.
Rhysaene
01:52:38Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:52:38- Yeah.
Temerity
01:52:40But basically, Temerity’s when he’d send 25 gold pieces back to Crick’s Bend.
Hazel
01:52:44You have 25 gold pieces.
Temerity
01:52:46Temerity has 68 because of what…
Luma
01:52:49I just paid you.
Temerity
01:52:51Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:52:51No.
Hazel
01:52:51We didn’t get paid in gold pieces.
Temerity
01:52:51but we got people.
Dungeon Master
01:52:52No.
Iva
01:52:52No.
Dungeon Master
01:52:53You guys,
Rhysaene
01:52:53Thank you.
Temerity
01:52:53We got painted crowns, well, an emerald, an emerald.
Rhysaene
01:52:54Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:52:55Hold on, hold on.01:52:57This, so this,01:52:59So,01:53:00What was the pay? You were paid, you were not paid in crowns or gold, you were paid in platinum pieces.
Iva
01:53:04Platinum.
Hazel
01:53:04dragons.
Temerity
01:53:05Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:53:05Bye.
Dungeon Master
01:53:06I believe it was five each.
Hazel
01:53:08Bye, Dre.
Iva
01:53:08Yes.
Rhysaene
01:53:08Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:53:10Um,01:53:10to Temerity, you go and you take out these coins01:53:14Thinking about how you would send some of them to Crookspin.01:53:17They’re too heavy for a pigeon.01:53:18Pigeons can only carry paper letters.01:53:20Like little scrolls wrapped onto their legs.01:53:24Anything…01:53:26Um,01:53:27Anything bigger has to be sent by courier or like hand delivered, essentially.01:53:31There’s no other way to do it.01:53:32But you take out these five platinum dragons thinking of sending some…01:53:37Money back to Crick’s Bend, except you’re not holding five platinum dragons.01:53:41You are holding five copper pieces.
Temerity
01:53:45Hmm.01:53:49Temerity rejects their coin pouch and empties it all out into their hands.
Dungeon Master
01:53:53Um,01:53:55All of your other coins are there and accounted for exactly however much you had before Luma paid you.01:54:01The five platinum is missing, and instead you have five copper pieces.
Temerity
01:54:09takes a hot minute.01:54:10but the gears do start turning into Temerity’s head.01:54:14As they think about Hecate.01:54:18And they’re like, ah…
Dungeon Master
01:54:21Thinking about that, I want you to give me an investigation check.
Temerity
01:54:24OK.01:54:26Bye.01:54:26Fuck me.01:54:30Oh!01:54:31Okay, maybe not fuck me. 17.
Dungeon Master
01:54:36Yeah, with a 17, especially with that in mind, you turn these copper coins over in your head.01:54:42They’re definitely copper. They weigh right.01:54:45Um,01:54:45but you’re not holding five copper pieces either.01:54:48you are holding what can only be described as five01:54:52Platinum dragons.01:54:54They have the Bahamut emblem on them, but they are solid copper.01:55:01they,01:55:02The thinking of Hecate01:55:05It has to be shenanigans, because the only other answer is someone has gotten a hold of the tools to mint platinum coins and is minting them with copper for some reason.
Temerity
01:55:15Uh-huh.01:55:18Well, I don’t know what to do with this money anymore.
Dungeon Master
01:55:22And yet that you need to adjust your funds because you are short 50 gold you thought you had.
Rhysaene
01:55:29Thank you.
Temerity
01:55:29All righty.01:55:31Well then?01:55:32Bonk. Now I just have like…01:55:35I just have like five pieces that don’t,01:55:40that I can’t use anywhere because they’re stamped as platinum.
Dungeon Master
01:55:41Yep, you have…
Temerity
01:55:43Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:55:43Yep.01:55:44You have five…01:55:45Oh, five.01:55:46coins that are only worth their value in copper, which is slightly less than the value of the coin.
Temerity
01:55:54And I can’t…01:55:56There’s a small part of Temerity01:55:59That wants to hire a courier to send these back to Akadine01:56:02But that would be a really bad idea
Iva
01:56:03Thank you.
Temerity
01:56:04So absolutely does not do it
Dungeon Master
01:56:05- Yes.
Temerity
01:56:08Uh…
Luma
01:56:09from now on.
Temerity
01:56:09Yeah.
Luma
01:56:11So Temerity is going to ask for payment in copper.
Temerity
01:56:13laughter
Dungeon Master
01:56:14- Yeah.
Iva
01:56:16Thank you.
Luma
01:56:16Why do you have 100,000 copper pieces?01:56:18Listen, you don’t fuck with witches.
Temerity
01:56:20I,
Luma
01:56:21Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:56:21Thank you.
Temerity
01:56:21I can only have copper.
Rhysaene
01:56:24Thank you.
Temerity
01:56:24Did my existing gold turn into copper as well and my silver? Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:56:27No.01:56:29Your existing coin is all exactly how it was.01:56:32No issues.01:56:33It is specifically only so far the money that Luma paid you that has turned to copper.
Temerity
01:56:38Okay.01:56:39Okay.01:56:41All right, well,01:56:43Temerity sighs and puts their money back in their coin purse.01:56:48And says, and like thinks to themselves, that’s a problem for later.01:56:52And, uh…01:56:56feels bad that they can’t repay their…01:56:59repair their town
Iva
01:57:05-
Dungeon Master
01:57:05Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:57:06Why didn’t you think of that, Hecate?
Luma
01:57:07Now we have two.
Hazel
01:57:08you
Temerity
01:57:09laughter
Luma
01:57:09Now we have two reasons to go back to Hecate.
Rhysaene
01:57:11Thanks.
Hazel
01:57:16not true.
Temerity
01:57:16Temerity was going to just send 25 back to…01:57:19But…01:57:20back to critics spend and then spend the other 25 on like a charity.
Rhysaene
01:57:25I don’t know.
Iva
01:57:25It fucked.
Temerity
01:57:26Of what they were paid.
Dungeon Master
01:57:29Sure, you can send…
Temerity
01:57:29So it’s not…
Dungeon Master
01:57:30two and a half copper coins to one and donate the other two and a half copper coins to charity.
Temerity
01:57:37because they can’t use it.01:57:40- Yeah.01:57:42It’s not a legal tender.
Hazel
01:57:42Are you happy now, Hecate?
Temerity
01:57:45laughter
Hazel
01:57:45Those children are going to starve because of you.
Temerity
01:57:46And01:57:47Because of you. This is your fault.
Iva
01:57:48Can you talk?01:57:50- Okay.
Hazel
01:57:50she’d just be like, fuck them kids.
Iva
01:57:50No, you…01:57:52You monkey-pulled yourself on that one.
Temerity
01:57:53I love you.01:57:56Yeah. Yeah.
Hazel
01:57:57That wasn’t even a monkey’s paw, really.
Temerity
01:58:00Have a great day.
Hazel
01:58:00It was just like, I was just like, like,
Temerity
01:58:02- Can,
Hazel
01:58:03like Titania turning your head into an ass.
Temerity
01:58:03- Yeah.
Luma
01:58:05That was a witch’s backhand.
Temerity
01:58:05Yeah.01:58:07conflicting morals
Hazel
01:58:08He he he he.
Iva
01:58:08Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:58:12I’ve slicked this!
Temerity
01:58:13Conflict this. Get cursed, idiot.
Iva
01:58:13Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:58:16Get cursed, idiot.
Iva
01:58:16Get cursed, idiot.
Hazel
01:58:17This is what happens when you…
Temerity
01:58:17- Yeah.
Hazel
01:58:21mess with someone who is like the type of like maternal figure that will like01:58:28That I mean, this is this is the equivalent of you getting your Xbox taken away like.
Temerity
01:58:29- Perfect.01:58:33Yeah.
Hazel
01:58:34The Xbox is under the washing machine room and like,01:58:40tucked behind like four boxes and you’re not going to get it back until you finish your homework.
Dungeon Master
01:58:44So you…
Temerity
01:58:44-
Dungeon Master
01:58:46Sorry, you01:58:48You come to that realization when you try to figure out how to01:58:51To send money back to Crick’s Bend, is there anything else Temerity would like to do before retiring for the evening?
Temerity
01:58:56Nah.
Dungeon Master
01:58:59sulk about having no money.
Temerity
01:59:01And Temerity gets to writing her note.
Dungeon Master
01:59:02Anyone else?01:59:03Sorry.
Temerity
01:59:04Sorry.
Dungeon Master
01:59:05Knock a head.
Temerity
01:59:05Just her letter.01:59:06getting to writing the letter, but doesn’t finish.
Dungeon Master
01:59:06Her letter.01:59:08Um,01:59:09Does anyone else have any business to attend to before we get to the next morning?
Iva
01:59:14Yeah, I’ve had some places to check.
Dungeon Master
01:59:19Yeah.01:59:20Um,01:59:24You check all three places, two are empty,01:59:28One has a simple note.01:59:31Um,01:59:33that says nothing more than we’ll be in touch.
Iva
01:59:39All right.
Hazel
01:59:41We know.
Dungeon Master
01:59:42We know. Handprint.
Luma
01:59:42Yeah.01:59:44Luma spends the night making fancy clothes for Hazel as requested.
Dungeon Master
01:59:45And
Hazel
01:59:49Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:59:51Luma spends the night crafting fancy clothes.01:59:55um,
Luma
01:59:55I guess not fancy, more just like…01:59:58well-off work clothes.02:00:00comfy ones.
Dungeon Master
02:00:00If you were…
Rhysaene
02:00:00- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:00:03um,02:00:04So,02:00:07If you are crafting crafting clothing, what you can do is essentially02:00:12You could create a set of clothing02:00:15That’s value is equal to twice the amount you want to spend on raw materials.02:00:19So if you spend five gold on raw materials, you craft a set of clothing worth 10 gold.02:00:25I think fine clothes are like 15 gold.02:00:28So…02:00:29Tip.02:00:30Ten would be very nice, like, practical clothes.02:00:36You can do less. I think common clothes are not even a gold.02:00:41Um,02:00:42Let me look.02:00:44I don’t.02:00:45I don’t know.02:00:46for learning this.02:00:49Thank you.02:00:52Common clothes are five silver.02:00:54So if you spent five silver, you would make something nicer than your average common clothes.02:01:00By like,02:01:01twice the monetary value.
Luma
02:01:05I almost got a 20% thing. So
Dungeon Master
02:01:07True.02:01:08So,02:01:10you spend half and then knock 20% off that half.
Luma
02:01:11It was.
Dungeon Master
02:01:16So if you spent four silver, you would make a set of clothes worth one gold, which is twice as valuable as common clothes.
Luma
02:01:25Yeah. Okay.02:01:26She’ll spend four.02:01:30or eight.02:01:31of.02:01:33What is an even number in this?02:01:35Uh…
Dungeon Master
02:01:41Shut up, you fucking nerd.
Luma
02:01:43Okay, she’ll make five…02:01:45sets of clothes for silver each.02:01:48So she’ll spend one gold on…
Dungeon Master
02:01:49Okay.02:01:51Yeah, okay.
Luma
02:01:51on02:01:52Five outfits.
Dungeon Master
02:01:59spending four silver each02:02:02on five outfits would be two gold.
Luma
02:02:06Sorry.02:02:06Yes.
Dungeon Master
02:02:08So you have five one-gold-piece outfits.
Luma
02:02:12Yeah.02:02:14So they’re like,02:02:15They’re common clothes.02:02:16but,02:02:17Way nicer.02:02:18So there’ll be good for being a server.
Dungeon Master
02:02:18Yeah.02:02:21Yes.02:02:22They know they’re perfect for that.
Luma
02:02:22Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:02:24They’re not like02:02:26They’re not fine clothes, but fine clothes are, like, insane.02:02:28To hit the 15-gold threshold is, like, insanely, like…02:02:34Ritzy. These are just really nice, well-made work clothes.
Luma
02:02:38I think the value in the clothes comes from the material rather than the look.
Dungeon Master
02:02:38Um,02:02:43Yeah.
Luma
02:02:43Like the complexity of them.
Dungeon Master
02:02:45Yes.
Luma
02:02:46Yeah, okay, that’s it.
Dungeon Master
02:02:48you are able to
Luma
02:02:48I’m going to pass this out.
Dungeon Master
02:02:50To do that, no problem. You spend a few hours doing that and then02:02:54um,02:02:55go into meditation,02:02:57That just leaves Rhys and Hazel, did either of you have anything?02:03:03nothing to do with the formula.
Rhysaene
02:03:03No, probably not.
Dungeon Master
02:03:04right.
Rhysaene
02:03:05Oh.
Dungeon Master
02:03:05then you all, sorry,
Rhysaene
02:03:05Thank you.02:03:07No, I was just going to say I’m going to sleep.
Dungeon Master
02:03:09- Yeah, you are all able to take a long rest,
Hazel
02:03:09Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:03:12the morning comes,02:03:14Um,02:03:15bright and early, you’re all able to head out02:03:18to meet up presumably once again you either agreed to meet at a certain place or you all just end up there via maps and02:03:24Um,02:03:26In either case, we’re going to take a short, like, five-ish minute break if anyone needs one.
Hazel
02:03:32Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:03:32because I need one.02:03:33So I’ll be back in a moment.
Luma
02:03:34- Woo!02:03:36Break time, break time.
Temerity
02:03:37Break time.
Luma
02:03:38- Fuck out.
Hazel
02:03:39Luma’s lucky that it’s the middle of a session. She dodged the spooky dream.
Luma
02:03:44Yes, a spooky dream.
Rhysaene
02:03:45Thank you.
Iva
02:03:45Thank you.
Luma
02:03:45Luma’s not sleeping.
Hazel
02:03:46Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:03:46Thank you.
Luma
02:03:47.
Rhysaene
02:03:47I’ll be here back.
Luma
02:03:50Oh, I did say Luma passes out. You’re right.02:03:52I did say that.
Hazel
02:03:52total.
Luma
02:03:53Oh, gente.02:03:55I feel like she, yeah, she stayed up pretty late making five outfits.
Hazel
02:03:55in the same way.
Luma
02:03:58So I think she definitely for once actually like…02:04:01full reverie rather than than trans.
Hazel
02:04:04Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:04:05Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:04:07She slept in a little bit. She’s like, I could afford a little sleep in.
Temerity
02:04:10Yeah, I could give it a little try.
Hazel
02:04:10Hee hee hee.
Luma
02:04:11All right.
Temerity
02:04:12You know, just for fun.
Luma
02:04:12Thank you.
Hazel
02:04:14What do you think?
Iva
02:04:15What is this thing I’ve always complained about?
Luma
02:04:15A little sleep in for her is like,02:04:1715 extra minutes.
Temerity
02:04:18No.
Luma
02:04:19Thank you.02:04:21Yeah.
Temerity
02:04:23I’m going to actually be right back real quick too.
Hazel
02:04:26Yeah.02:04:27I like to think that a big reason why Hazel is just kind of like,02:04:31is just kind of like02:04:37the way that she is in like kind of weird02:04:40is ’cause she has some form of just generalized depression02:04:44from living so close to the border of the veil.
Iva
02:04:46- Yeah.
Luma
02:04:47Yeah.02:04:48She’s kind of muted.
Hazel
02:04:48that the.02:04:50Uh, she’s just like, you know what, actually sleep is kind of nice.02:04:53It just lets you turn off for a little bit.
Luma
02:04:55Aww.
Iva
02:04:55Thank you.
Hazel
02:04:59Yeah.02:05:02And I also imagine that they’d02:05:03that02:05:05being like a moon, a moon, uh,02:05:09a moon coven, they might have some like02:05:11some reverence to the idea of sleep and dreams.
Luma
02:05:16I was gonna say, I’m really surprised that02:05:19Hazel’s in Diurnal because of that.
Hazel
02:05:22Hee hee!
Luma
02:05:22or Nocturnal rather.
Hazel
02:05:23Uh,
Luma
02:05:26We worship the moon, therefore we’re going to be awake when the moon’s around.
Hazel
02:05:27you02:05:31She would be.02:05:32100% would be nocturnal and probably was for a very long time.02:05:36But isn’t nocturnal now because she lives in a big city?
Luma
02:05:42Fair.
Hazel
02:05:43uh,
Luma
02:05:43- True.
Hazel
02:05:49And she knows that she’s around a bunch of people who are dire and all.02:05:53She’s just like, this sucks.02:05:54You guys hate.
Luma
02:05:54- Thank you.
Hazel
02:05:56You guys hate the cool part when the moon is out and everything sucks.
Iva
02:05:58Why do you hate the moon so much?
Luma
02:06:00Why do you hate the moon so much?02:06:04Because the moon blew up the world.
Iva
02:06:04Hazel’s so excited about02:06:07Hazel’s so excited about the, uh,02:06:09Artemis 2 project.
Hazel
02:06:11Yeah, she’s like, oh my God, moon.
Iva
02:06:14Moon, moon.
Hazel
02:06:15No, actually, Hazel would be like, how dare they?
Luma
02:06:15of like a…
Hazel
02:06:17big02:06:18Did…02:06:18They go to that sacred relic.
Luma
02:06:18desecrate the moon with their footsteps.
Iva
02:06:24They’re taking pictures of it.
Hazel
02:06:24Nah, she doesn’t think like that.02:06:28She’s pretty she’s honestly pretty like
Luma
02:06:31I need to stop there.
Hazel
02:06:32Okay.02:06:33Yeah, no.
Luma
02:06:34Sorry.
Hazel
02:06:39Hazel’s thing is that she does not02:06:41She reveres the moon as like a, as like a, a, a,02:06:46A board.02:06:48You know, like she, it’s…02:06:56Uh,02:06:57honestly, like a good way to think about like how the,02:07:03A good way to think about how Hazel and her, like, coven personifies the moon in, like,02:07:10the in like a very like abstract way because it’s not one to one.02:07:14But it would be similar to how, like, sailors personify their ships.02:07:18Like…02:07:20Like, she does not think the moon is a living, breathing entity that protects her.02:07:27But she does think that because of02:07:30but she does think that because of the moon,02:07:32the starfall and the calamity that in Soon was mitigated heavily. And so she offers02:07:42The personification is like a sign of like,02:07:45of respect, and she does, like,02:07:47literally draw some kind of magical power from itself.
Iva
02:07:51True, true, fair.
Hazel
02:07:54that.02:07:55So honestly, she wouldn’t.
Iva
02:07:55It’s okay.
Hazel
02:07:56She would not be actually that offended02:07:58if people went to walk on the moon, she’d honestly think that’s cool.02:08:01And she would be like, can I go?
Iva
02:08:03- With white.02:08:05I, I, I, I, the moon is my, my best friend.02:08:09I should have gone to walk on the moon.
Hazel
02:08:11True, the moon is their Oshi.
Iva
02:08:14- Thank you.
Luma
02:08:15OK.
Hazel
02:08:16Mm-hmm.02:08:20So yeah, she would be like,02:08:25It is something that I keep having to remember because I do kind of like02:08:31wants to just go immediately into the like,02:08:35into the, like, half, like,02:08:37like, like, haha funny of like, yeah, you know, like,02:08:41I, the, the, you know, I,02:08:44I love the moon, but honestly, Hazel isn’t really02:08:46that.
Luma
02:08:48I love the movement.
Hazel
02:08:48Like, obviously she loves it.02:08:51but,02:08:52like,02:08:53to the same degree that you like.02:08:55That if you like…02:08:58I don’t know, you have like a trusty shield that you’ve been using for like 20 years, and it’s gotten you out of scrapes.
Luma
02:09:07Thank you.
Hazel
02:09:09you know, you, you,
Iva
02:09:10This shield is my best friend, not because it’s actually alive.02:09:14but because it’s never let me down.
Hazel
02:09:15Thank you.02:09:17Yeah.02:09:18And.02:09:21And again, the whole like
Rhysaene
02:09:22Oh.
Hazel
02:09:24the02:09:25The starfall would have been like way worse if the moon didn’t cushion the blow a little. So she’s like02:09:33She’s like, well, obviously, why wouldn’t I love this thing?02:09:36This thing literally saved the world.
Iva
02:09:39Thank you.
Luma
02:09:41Unless it was a normal meteor that would have just crashed and instead it picked up something from the moon.
Hazel
02:09:46I don’t know the truth.
Luma
02:09:47Yeah.
Hazel
02:09:48Mm-mm.
Iva
02:09:48ruins the moon for her.
Luma
02:09:49Moon’s Haunted.02:09:51Yeah.
Hazel
02:09:51Moon’s Haunted. Oh, no.02:09:52That would destroy her, I think.
Rhysaene
02:09:53Okay.
Hazel
02:09:55that would be like completely opposite to everything she was taught
Rhysaene
02:09:55We’ve…
Luma
02:09:56find out that the
Rhysaene
02:09:57which
Luma
02:09:58the starfall is bad because a meteor hit the moon then the ground and because it hit the moon it02:10:03brought moon dust with it that was like02:10:06Bad.
Dungeon Master
02:10:06- Thank you.
Hazel
02:10:06Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:10:08I’m back.
Hazel
02:10:08It’s the cancerous moon dust that fucking killed Cave Johnson.
Luma
02:10:13Oh man, Cave Johnson died to the sorrow
Iva
02:10:13Thank you.
Luma
02:10:15Of course, it all makes sense
Hazel
02:10:16Hee hee hee hee.
Luma
02:10:20We’ve done it. We’ve unlocked the secret.
Iva
02:10:22If we’re figuring it out one by one.
Rhysaene
02:10:22- Yeah.
Hazel
02:10:22He.
Rhysaene
02:10:26That’s a new level of brain rot.02:10:28Like, I love that.
Iva
02:10:29Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:10:29That’s so sweet.
Hazel
02:10:29- Peace.
Iva
02:10:30I don’t know.
Luma
02:10:30Yeah.
Hazel
02:10:32Thank you.
Luma
02:10:33Yeah.02:10:34Okay, we dropped it here.02:10:36Sorrow sucks.
Dungeon Master
02:10:37Okay.
Hazel
02:10:38laughs
Rhysaene
02:10:38Thank you.02:10:41What’s up?
Dungeon Master
02:10:42- Thank you.
Luma
02:10:45consumers.
Hazel
02:10:45What’s up gamers?
Rhysaene
02:10:46- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:10:47What’s up, gamers? The next morning comes. What are y’all doing?
Luma
02:10:50Waiting for Olivia.
Iva
02:10:52Yeah, we’re meeting back up.
Hazel
02:10:52Welcome to a…
Rhysaene
02:10:53Thank you.
Hazel
02:10:54Star Wars 1 unboxing video.
Iva
02:10:54Thank you.
Luma
02:10:56But yeah, Luma’s gonna…02:10:58I guess Luma probably told everybody to meet up at the…02:11:01What the vault plays again?02:11:02Or, well, no.02:11:04She’ll tell everybody to meet up near one of the bridges, because she’s got to smuggle some people in.
Hazel
02:11:07Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:11:08Yeah.
Luma
02:11:10-
Hazel
02:11:10Yeah, a little squirrel runs by.
Luma
02:11:11Well,02:11:12Little squirrel.
Rhysaene
02:11:14Thank you.
Iva
02:11:15The guards at the gate being like…02:11:17Have you ever noticed that there’s been like an increase in strange little creatures lately?
Luma
02:11:22Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
02:11:23I’m sorry.
Hazel
02:11:23I like to imagine that if she were to try to run across some stone shield, try to run02:11:30across as a squirrel, a stone shield would playfully be like, “Halt, where are your papers?”
Luma
02:11:34laughs
Rhysaene
02:11:36Hmm?
Hazel
02:11:38Like the Stormtroopers from Mandalorian.
Dungeon Master
02:11:38Sorry, you’re going to have a…
Rhysaene
02:11:42What?02:11:43Bruce, would you say Iva would have been receptive to us getting up early and…
Luma
02:11:43Oh.
Rhysaene
02:11:49And having the…02:11:52Oh.
Iva
02:11:52Oh, yeah.
Rhysaene
02:11:53Okay, cool.
Iva
02:11:54I was a firm believer in the early rise, primarily for the fact that she was, for a while, you know, part of the Lanterns.
Rhysaene
02:12:01Mm-hmm.02:12:03makes sense. Yeah.02:12:05So I’ll say that.02:12:06Written I’ve read there.02:12:08Ali.
Luma
02:12:16- Luma shows up at,02:12:19Wherever, um…02:12:22fuck what was the dog’s name sage wherever sage hides the map02:12:33outside of Hazel’s02:12:34house.
Hazel
02:12:38- Yeah.02:12:38Yeah.02:12:40Hazel is in02:12:46I think…02:12:49Hazel would just hope that like,02:12:51she didn’t try the door or anything, or else she would have been turned into a frog.
Luma
02:12:55No, no, no.02:12:56Luma stays specifically wherever, like, the map gets, like,02:13:00left behind
Hazel
02:13:01Okay, okay.
Luma
02:13:02She’s not trying to find the building.02:13:05She’s just like, she’s near there.02:13:06So…02:13:08when Hazel comes to pick up the map,
Hazel
02:13:08uh,
Luma
02:13:10or if Sage does, it was just there with a little package.02:13:13Yeah.
Hazel
02:13:14Hazel, uh, no,02:13:16Luma sees, uh,02:13:19would see Sage with the, like, laying outside with the map, like, firmly wrapped around the02:13:28like a little look.02:13:30a little like makeshift collar made of string.
Luma
02:13:34Luma goes over and sits next to Sage. Good morning, Sage.
Hazel
02:13:34Uh, or 100.02:13:38Tee-hee.02:13:38all.02:13:39I think Sage is very friendly with the party at this point.
Luma
02:13:42Yay.
Hazel
02:13:42uh,
Dungeon Master
02:13:44- -
Hazel
02:13:45I think Sage’s disposition and like attitude of you02:13:49is mostly just an amplified version of like hazel’s it’s like the type that hazel would02:13:54would be like if02:13:56She wasn’t such a standoffish person, so I would imagine that if Luma’s sits down next to Sage, Sage would walk over and put her head in…02:14:07Luma’s lab.
Luma
02:14:09Yay.02:14:10Luma Pet Sage all morning.
Hazel
02:14:12He-he-he-he.
Dungeon Master
02:14:12Thank you.
Iva
02:14:13Best day, best day.
Luma
02:14:15Best day, best day.
Hazel
02:14:19At some point, Hazel would also pop out and be like, oh,02:14:22Yes, good morning.
Luma
02:14:23- Good morning, I majored your outfit stuff for work02:14:26in case you got the job.02:14:27And I figured you wouldn’t want to carry around all day, so.02:14:30I came to deliver it, but this is as close as I could get to your house because I don’t actually know where you live.
Hazel
02:14:34Yeah.02:14:35Oh.
Luma
02:14:35I found Sage.
Hazel
02:14:37Tee-hee-hee-hoff.02:14:39Yes, she.02:14:41I have her…02:14:45I have her patrolling bird. I have her patrols.02:14:49during the night.02:14:51Just a minute.02:14:53um,02:14:55Thank you.02:14:57seems very genuine in her things.02:15:01and she’ll take it and she’ll02:15:04You know, she’s got like02:15:08I know she’s a fairly confident person, but she seems very like02:15:12She does seem a little bashful, like, like,02:15:16She’s like, this is very sweet.02:15:19Uh, and she doesn’t entirely know how to like,
Luma
02:15:23Well…02:15:24You asked for him, so I mean…02:15:28Yeah.
Hazel
02:15:29Thank you.
Luma
02:15:29No worries.
Hazel
02:15:31Yeah. Well,02:15:32I’ll find a way to02:15:35I’ll find a way to pay you back.
Luma
02:15:37Oh, that’s fine.
Hazel
02:15:39Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:15:40You can pay me back by letting me go talk to Hecate.
Hazel
02:15:43I don’t know.
Iva
02:15:45I will not be paying you back.
Hazel
02:15:46Thank you.
Luma
02:15:47I don’t know.
Hazel
02:15:47She, uh, Hazel laughs and goes, Luma, you are your own person.02:15:52If you want to go talk to Hecate, you do not have to go to the media.
Luma
02:15:56Well, yeah, but…02:15:58I don’t want to go alone. That’s really far.
Hazel
02:16:00Oh.02:16:01Right.02:16:04then very well, I will squirt you.
Luma
02:16:06Yay.
Hazel
02:16:07laughs
Luma
02:16:08Okay, now I just gotta get the others to owe me something.
Hazel
02:16:11Yes.
Dungeon Master
02:16:11- Thanks.
Hazel
02:16:12So,02:16:15I’d be careful with that to matter.02:16:17Thank you.
Luma
02:16:19Oh, Temerity is easy.
Hazel
02:16:19something.02:16:24You’re telling me.
Dungeon Master
02:16:26What the fuck?
Iva
02:16:26Yeah.
Luma
02:16:27Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:16:28Thank you.
Luma
02:16:28I’ll just wait for when Temerity wants to go back home, and then I’ll just say, and I’ll sell that way.
Hazel
02:16:28I don’t know.
Luma
02:16:33It’s easy.
Hazel
02:16:33Hehehehe.02:16:34True.
Rhysaene
02:16:35- Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:16:39Okay, let’s go with the others.
Hazel
02:16:40Yes, of course. Thank you.
Luma
02:16:44Adventure!
Rhysaene
02:16:47Bye.
Luma
02:16:47Yeah, then we’ll go round up everybody else, or they meet her somewhere, I don’t know, at the…
Rhysaene
02:16:52Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:16:53the bridge before we cross over and head to the Hall of Hammers.
Dungeon Master
02:16:54And yet.02:16:57Near the bridge. Are you heading back to the Hall of Hammers or are you heading to the Silver Archive?
Rhysaene
02:16:58Yeah, yeah.
Luma
02:17:03Oh, is it different this time?02:17:04It is.02:17:04It’s Silver Archive.02:17:05Right, right, right, right, right.
Dungeon Master
02:17:06- Yes, indeed.
Luma
02:17:06Yeah, Luma was heading to the Hall of Ambers, and then she suddenly takes a really, really dramatic, like, 170-degree turn.02:17:12She says, actually…02:17:14This way.
Hazel
02:17:14It’s…02:17:15Is Olivia back?
Dungeon Master
02:17:17Is Olivia back?02:17:18No, I guess not.
Luma
02:17:20Oh, whoops.
Dungeon Master
02:17:20We’ve been scammed.02:17:21We…
Luma
02:17:22Weapon scammed.
Hazel
02:17:22Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:17:24Gosh, I mean, Ovia.
Luma
02:17:24Oh, right. I knew Olivia wasn’t back.02:17:26We were distracting ourselves by doing the…02:17:29Hazel and Luma show, right.
Hazel
02:17:30laughs
Luma
02:17:30Whoops.
Iva
02:17:31We were scammed.
Luma
02:17:33Yeah.02:17:34I did that on purpose and then I never remembered.
Dungeon Master
02:17:34first.
Iva
02:17:40I scammed myself.
Luma
02:17:40All right, time freezes.02:17:43Wow.
Dungeon Master
02:17:45- Yes.
Hazel
02:17:51I can’t.02:17:53guys.02:17:54I cannot wait to make all of our02:17:56in Tomodachi Life, Living the Journey.
Iva
02:17:59Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:17:59It’s going to be so awesome.
Rhysaene
02:18:00I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:18:00Thank you.
Hazel
02:18:01It’s going to be so awesome.02:18:04who,
Rhysaene
02:18:07Tomotachi life.
Hazel
02:18:09I need to figure out how to get the money to get Tomodachi life.02:18:13But after that,
Luma
02:18:15it out?
Rhysaene
02:18:15I’m just talking.
Hazel
02:18:16No, it comes out on the 16th.
Rhysaene
02:18:16We…
Hazel
02:18:18I think.
Luma
02:18:19Uh.
Rhysaene
02:18:20You need to
Luma
02:18:23on Steam.
Rhysaene
02:18:23Hashtag lock in.
Hazel
02:18:25I’m going to make02:18:27uh,02:18:28I’m going to make all the characters from the DMV campaigns02:18:31Uh.02:18:33that are currently going on, and then I’m also going to make the characters from02:18:38um,02:18:41What’s going to make the characters from the Isles game?02:18:45in a month.02:18:45of course.02:18:47Actually, I guess I was going to ask.02:18:51Donte and Lyra are fairly similar design wise, will I make a Dante and a Lyra or will I just make a Lyra?02:18:57Thanks.
Dungeon Master
02:18:57they’re,02:18:58They are for sure different characters.
Hazel
02:19:00Okay.02:19:01Good, then I will make it Dante.
Iva
02:19:01Just make one called Longtay.
Hazel
02:19:04Nah, nah. I’ll make a Dante and a Lyra and then I’ll make them
Dungeon Master
02:19:07Yeah.
Iva
02:19:08make them
Luma
02:19:10I don’t know, but I think we can guess what you said.
Rhysaene
02:19:10Yeah.
Iva
02:19:12I know exactly what she said.
Hazel
02:19:12- Yeah.
Luma
02:19:13Yeah.
Iva
02:19:14I didn’t need to hear it.
Luma
02:19:15It got censored.02:19:17That was really funny.
Iva
02:19:17- Yeah.02:19:18I’ll make them kiss.
Hazel
02:19:19I said kiss, I said kiss, I said kiss.
Luma
02:19:21I thought you…
Iva
02:19:22No, that’s not…
Luma
02:19:23It could have…
Iva
02:19:23No longer what I want you to say.
Luma
02:19:25It could have gone out of the way. It could have been kill.
Temerity
02:19:25I’m back.
Rhysaene
02:19:27Thank you.02:19:27Hmm.
Iva
02:19:28No, she said an F word.
Hazel
02:19:28Hmm.
Luma
02:19:28Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:19:31I think…
Rhysaene
02:19:31It’s, it’s,
Hazel
02:19:31uh,
Luma
02:19:32Oh, no, I heard cuz.02:19:33I was like, it’s either kiss or kill.
Hazel
02:19:34laughs
Iva
02:19:34Yeah, I also heard…
Dungeon Master
02:19:36I believe.
Temerity
02:19:36Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:19:37Olivia is back by that miggle that happened as I was saying that.
Temerity
02:19:38Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:19:42Um,02:19:44Everyone is able to meet up near one of the bridges.02:19:48Um,02:19:49With Hazel disguised as a harmless critter hidden away, it is no problem to sneak back across the…02:19:56The bridge, your documentation checked once again.02:20:01This time you do not head.02:20:03to the west side of the, um, Lantern Wars, but instead the, the southeast corner.02:20:09Luma, this route is incredibly familiar to you as it is basically the route to where you work.02:20:15Um.02:20:16The place you’re going is in fact across the street from your place of importance.02:20:21employment.02:20:23Oh, I have done something foolish.
Luma
02:20:26Definitely points that out.
Dungeon Master
02:20:28um, yeah, the beer.
Luma
02:20:29That’s where I work.
Dungeon Master
02:20:31The Bureau of Infrastructure and Mapping is just across the street from the Silver Archived
Temerity
02:20:31Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:20:35The Sildur Archive is a building that is almost as…02:20:38is basically as big as the three buildings across from it combined.02:20:41It is a massive stone…02:20:43um,02:20:46multi-story building. Um, the ends are kind of these like rounded circular, like02:20:51sections and then the middle is obviously a big02:20:54Um,02:20:55building rectangle02:20:58Heading in isn’t a problem.02:20:59It does appear to be guarded by…02:21:05By…02:21:06by two people at the entrance who are armed and armored.02:21:12They don’t seem to bear any particular emblem.02:21:14They’re not necessarily stone shields or Order of the Lantern.02:21:17They may just be the security…02:21:20um,02:21:21that the archive has had.02:21:23The interior of the archive is…02:21:26incredibly library-like.02:21:28Um,02:21:30stone shelves carved into walls with extra wooden shelves to augment them. The main chamber02:21:37on this level.02:21:39you can look up to the higher levels because they all kind of balcony the02:21:43main chamber.02:21:44Um,02:21:44There’s stairs you can see that go up.02:21:47There are not a lot of people here,02:21:49but there are a few coming and going.02:21:51Um,02:21:52There’s a front desk.02:21:54Um,02:21:55where a woman looks up from her current like reading to the party expectantly.02:22:04kind of tilting or sorry,
Luma
02:22:04My name is…02:22:06Go ahead.
Dungeon Master
02:22:07kind of tilting her head at the unusual, like,02:22:12arrangement of people.
Luma
02:22:17This guy’s not picking me up.02:22:19There we go.
Dungeon Master
02:22:19you,02:22:20Okay.
Luma
02:22:21Hello, my name is Luma. I’m a cartographer on behalf of the Bureau of Infrastructure and Mapping.
Dungeon Master
02:22:26Yes, Luma, I spoke to Surveyor Tumblebrim about.02:22:31you yesterday afternoon. She looks at her notes. She looks really confused.02:22:39Um,02:22:40You have a work order?
Luma
02:22:43- Yeah, I’ve got work order 12:47.02:22:46I have to go down and survey the vault 17 through 19.02:22:49Attracts us through here.
Dungeon Master
02:22:49Would you mind?02:22:51terribly much if I took a look at the work order and the key you were presented.
Luma
02:22:56I can give you the work order.02:22:58I can show you the key, but I have to keep it.
Dungeon Master
02:23:00That’s fine. I don’t need to take it from you. I just would like to look at it if that’s all right.
Luma
02:23:06Yeah.02:23:07Yeah, sure.02:23:08She’ll pull out the work order and hold up the key.
Dungeon Master
02:23:11She reads over the work order what looks like twice before she looks at the key and she says, um, no.02:23:18So it’s highly irregular, but everything’s in order.02:23:22I’ll escort you down to the basement02:23:25Don’t touch anything down there. You’d have to go off running to find anything to touch. But don’t do that. Don’t wander off.02:23:35We have security down there and they will not take kindly to it.02:23:39um,
Luma
02:23:40dream of it.
Dungeon Master
02:23:43Uh, and, um, she kind of like gets up from the desk and starts to lead you towards a door in the back behind the desk.02:23:51a lot of you.
Hazel
02:23:53How many books have you written?
Luma
02:23:53Scott.
Hazel
02:23:54you
Dungeon Master
02:23:56I would not begin to know how to count.
Hazel
02:23:58How many of these books have you read?02:24:00She motions to the library.
Dungeon Master
02:24:03the,02:24:03question is the same either way. Hundreds, maybe thousands?
Hazel
02:24:11seems to be very qualified for the job.02:24:13Hazel knobs and a purple.
Dungeon Master
02:24:13Thank you.
Hazel
02:24:15laughs
Dungeon Master
02:24:16Thank you.02:24:17Thank you.02:24:18She leads you back through a door, and I want to be clear.02:24:22Right here is where my session 11 planned notes begin.02:24:28This is the very start of them.
Temerity
02:24:28Yeah.
Hazel
02:24:28He he he he he.
Luma
02:24:30Yeah, OK.
Dungeon Master
02:24:31Um, she leads you.
Rhysaene
02:24:31- Good for you.
Luma
02:24:33It took us three hours to get here. It’s fine.
Dungeon Master
02:24:35into the back and down a pretty like standard set of stairs into a basement.02:24:39The basement room is like a large chamber, several doors down here,02:24:43a couple hallways lead off to a particular note.02:24:48are of note because one of the doors is guarded.02:24:53It is guarded by two men wearing full plate armor.02:24:58Um,02:24:58carrying long swords with shields kind of sat to the side on the ground.02:25:03On the shields hanging by like Hook are two silver lanterns.02:25:09Um,02:25:10emblazoned02:25:12On the armor is a symbol that none of you have seen before except maybe Iva.02:25:18It is a palm, like a hand palm, with the silver flame mote of fire emblem inside it.02:25:25Anyone who wants can give me a history check.02:25:28Iva can roll it with advantage.
Temerity
02:25:30- Can we also roll religion?
Dungeon Master
02:25:32Yes, you could do religion instead of history if you would like.
Temerity
02:25:35Yeah, it’s plus one instead of minus one.
Dungeon Master
02:25:37Okay.
Luma
02:25:38Yeah.
Temerity
02:25:39Ha ha ha.
Dungeon Master
02:25:39You absolutely can do that.
Luma
02:25:41We’ll roll a 20.
Dungeon Master
02:25:4320.
Iva
02:25:44uh,
Hazel
02:25:45I’ve got mine in the world of Sorrow’s game shared.
Luma
02:25:49Oh, sorry, 22.
Dungeon Master
02:25:49Yeah.02:25:50- Is that funny too?
Luma
02:25:50I’m proficient in history.02:25:53Yeah, I’ll put them in there too.
Dungeon Master
02:25:56Um,02:25:57every,02:25:58- Oh, look.02:26:00I need a roll for wrists.
Temerity
02:26:03I guess.
Rhysaene
02:26:04Yes, oh.02:26:06Sorry, history?
Dungeon Master
02:26:07History or religion.
Rhysaene
02:26:11Okay.02:26:13Oh.02:26:13Okay.
Iva
02:26:14- I mean,
Rhysaene
02:26:1812 on history.
Dungeon Master
02:26:19OK.02:26:20Luma and Temerity.02:26:23Um, this02:26:24emblem is a, it obviously contains the emblem of the silver flame, the church.02:26:30um,02:26:32But this specific palm with the Silver Flame in it is the emblem of the censors of the Inquisition.02:26:38They’re the members of the Inquisition tasked with hunting illegal magic users and bringing them02:26:46in.
Temerity
02:26:47Cool.
Luma
02:26:48is…
Dungeon Master
02:26:48These are.02:26:49I’m out.02:26:51spite of the dragoons, the Inquisition is like the most dangerous, like, marshally.02:26:58uh,02:26:59arm of the order of the lantern.
Luma
02:27:01Is this the first time Luma has ever been in the Silver Archives?
Dungeon Master
02:27:04you’ve probably been on the first floor. Like you’ve probably been sent over many times. Um,02:27:09It’s a note.
Luma
02:27:10Is it?02:27:11Is it standard to have guards in the Silver Archaeus like this?
Dungeon Master
02:27:15you have never been allowed in the basement at all.
Luma
02:27:18Oh, okay. This is, they’re in the basement. Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:27:20Yes. The outside has guards. They’re just guards and that’s standard. You’ve never been down here. Anytime you’ve needed something from here, they’ve sent someone to go get it. This is the first time you’ve ever been in the basement.
Luma
02:27:34Almost got a really…02:27:36uncharacteristic like locked in attitude however it cracks regularly as things distract her
Dungeon Master
02:27:42- Thank you.
Temerity
02:27:42Yeah.
Luma
02:27:43She’s doing her best.
Dungeon Master
02:27:44She’s doing her best.02:27:46They lead you to another door.02:27:48This door is similar to the one that was guarded.02:27:51In front of this door is another…02:27:54Um,02:27:55member of the Order of the Lantern, same palm symbol, same lantern, same sword.02:27:59She kind of looks at the assembled group and says,02:28:04What’s this about?02:28:05Um,02:28:07the librarian chimes in, they have a, um,02:28:10A work order from… Fuck.02:28:12They have a work order from the…
Iva
02:28:13Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:28:15the Vaultsmiths to02:28:16to do surveying on behalf of the Bureau of Infrastructure and Mapping02:28:20She says, “I need to see that order.”
Luma
02:28:24Yeah, here you go. Luma will pull out the work order. She’ll also include her papers, too.
Dungeon Master
02:28:28She looks at Luma’s papers and hands them back immediately.02:28:32like the librarian, seems to read the work order multiple times and says, let me see the key.
Luma
02:28:39hold up the key.
Dungeon Master
02:28:41She looks at it and she looks at Luma and she says,02:28:44It’s everything.02:28:45That’s above board, all right.02:28:48Stick to the areas on the work order.02:28:51There are other passages…02:28:53In this.02:28:54in this passage,02:28:55Vaults are labeled with plaques that say vault numbers. Do not02:29:00attempt to enter any vaults not on your work order, your keys should not work for them anyway.
Luma
02:29:08Well, yeah.02:29:09For sure.02:29:10I’m only doing 17 through 19.
Dungeon Master
02:29:10Bye.02:29:12Yes.
Luma
02:29:14That includes 18.
Dungeon Master
02:29:16Flame knows why. Yes, indeed.02:29:18she takes out a key of her own.
Hazel
02:29:18Hee hee hee.
Rhysaene
02:29:21Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:29:21This is like a more standard key02:29:23and unlocks the door and opens it.
Luma
02:29:29Thank you.02:29:30We’ll kind of like awkwardly shuffle by.
Hazel
02:29:30I think they look quite serious.
Dungeon Master
02:29:35Um,02:29:36Is Sage with you guys?
Hazel
02:29:39Um,02:29:42Yes, I think.
Dungeon Master
02:29:44What kind of spirit is Sage?
Hazel
02:29:47Oh, no. Fake.
Dungeon Master
02:29:50Bay. Did you just decide that for sure02:29:52now because it’s not one of the…
Temerity
02:29:54No.02:29:54That’s been brought up before.
Luma
02:29:54Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:29:56I know we’ve talked about it before, but you didn’t seem, you weren’t locked in on it before.
Luma
02:29:56Yeah, we got it.
Temerity
02:30:01Oh.
Hazel
02:30:01Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:30:01Yes.
Hazel
02:30:02I think she’s for sure she’s
Dungeon Master
02:30:02what,02:30:04Let me just double check how this works.02:30:06Say is fine.
Luma
02:30:07hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:30:07Um,
Iva
02:30:08Oh, that’s good. That’s good to know.
Luma
02:30:10Yeah, we have so many pay here.
Temerity
02:30:10-
Dungeon Master
02:30:10Uhm?
Temerity
02:30:12Yeah, Rhys is here.
Iva
02:30:12That’s so good to know.
Rhysaene
02:30:13I’ll be back.
Luma
02:30:13I wouldn’t have problems even if it wasn’t Sage.
Rhysaene
02:30:15Yeah, like, what the fuck?
Iva
02:30:17I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:30:17Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:30:17Um,02:30:20Shea!02:30:22She, she, um,02:30:25You all walk past and…02:30:28As Rhys walks by, she kind of puts up her hand and she says, wait.02:30:35and her, uh,02:30:36Eyes flash with silver light.02:30:40And she says, oh.02:30:42All right, you can go.
Rhysaene
02:30:44Ciao.
Temerity
02:30:44Mm.02:30:45-
Rhysaene
02:30:46- Thank you, ma’am.
Dungeon Master
02:30:52As you all enter the hallway, you hear the door shut and lock behind you.
Iva
02:31:00Yo, Rhys, why is she making eyes at you?
Rhysaene
02:31:04Um,02:31:09I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
02:31:14um,02:31:18The whole…
Rhysaene
02:31:18Bye, B.
Dungeon Master
02:31:19Sorry, go ahead.
Rhysaene
02:31:20Maybe because…02:31:21what I am.02:31:25which is a,02:31:27Bye.
Iva
02:31:30That’s fair. Horse is a pretty strange thing to me.
Temerity
02:31:33Oh, what?02:31:34laughs
Rhysaene
02:31:35- I know.
Iva
02:31:35works there.02:31:38-
Rhysaene
02:31:39Please, peace today.
Hazel
02:31:41can help expand.
Iva
02:31:41I have a link.
Luma
02:31:42He was pissed today.
Dungeon Master
02:31:43Um,
Hazel
02:31:43I can help explain at a later date to Temerity.02:31:46I think it’s…
Rhysaene
02:31:46Yeah.
Iva
02:31:47- Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:31:47- Yeah.02:31:48The, um,02:31:49The hall leads to a descending set of stairs.02:31:53Your descent is very similar to the one heading to the previous vaults, but it’s nowhere near as hot or as uncomfortable. It’s also nowhere near as open. This hallway is more crowded.02:32:06very like contained construction, not meant for a lot of traffic.02:32:11And whereas the other access to the vaults were like already that more like a02:32:16dwarven construction, this is newer.02:32:20This axis was built more recently, you can just tell that because it’s the more pragmatic stonework of post-Starfall Argentum.02:32:30You head down and you see passageways that are labeled like access to vaults, whatever.02:32:34I don’t know off the top of my head what vaults are accessible through here.02:32:38But eventually you get to a passageway that’s labeled vaults 17 through…02:32:46Sorry, I have to check.02:32:49Uh-oh.02:32:52Vault 17 through02:32:5524.02:32:56for02:33:01This passageway is not locked. There’s no door. It’s just a diverting point.02:33:07You follow it until you eventually reach02:33:10Another sealed vault door.02:33:13This door is round like the others and has the same four point lock keyhole, but none of it is cast iron.02:33:21It is all like modern steelwork.
Luma
02:33:29Okay.02:33:30I guess we’ll just start from the beginning.02:33:32and work our way down.02:33:34And then we’ll pop the key into Vault 17.
Dungeon Master
02:33:37You pop the key into the
Iva
02:33:38I wish I was…
Rhysaene
02:33:38Mm-hmm.
Iva
02:33:40Go ahead, Ben.
Dungeon Master
02:33:41No, go ahead.
Iva
02:33:42Iva says, do you think there’ll be fire things here that are going to hit me every time you touch them, Luma?
Luma
02:33:48Maybe.02:33:50I don’t know.02:33:51Uh,02:33:52But just to be safe, probably should, like, stand back.
Hazel
02:33:56and can only go.
Iva
02:33:57All right.
Dungeon Master
02:33:57you02:33:59pop the key in, it twists, it clicks, the Guild of Sparks locking mechanism gives way and the door rolls aside, revealing a descending chamber of dwarven stonework.02:34:10I’d say chamber, descending hallway, like stairs down.02:34:17The stairs wind down…02:34:19for probably like02:34:2120 feet more02:34:23before they open up into a hallway.02:34:26um,02:34:26The hallway is dwarven, similar to the other vaults, like really nice dwarven stonework carved through rock walls.02:34:37is a hallway lined with doors on either side.02:34:39At the entrance to this hallway, it just says Vault 17.02:34:44Um,02:34:45Presumably the hallway itself is the fault?02:34:48The individual doors aren’t labeled. Some are open, some are closed.02:34:52Um,02:34:53The ceiling, this hallway is probably about 10 feet wide, and the ceiling is only 7 feet high.02:34:59Oh.02:35:01completely passable for everyone, but not necessarily terribly, like,02:35:05It might be a little claustrophobic for Rhys and Temerity.
Luma
02:35:10after what’s about to happen to the Albert.
Temerity
02:35:11Gotcha.
Dungeon Master
02:35:14Huh?02:35:15Oh.
Temerity
02:35:16Hehehehehehe.
Hazel
02:35:17Hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:35:17I see.
Rhysaene
02:35:18Oh, oh.
Luma
02:35:18- Yeah.02:35:20Okay.
Iva
02:35:20Oh, right.
Dungeon Master
02:35:21Um,
Iva
02:35:22I gotta go update on my token.
Hazel
02:35:25Hazel begins02:35:27uh,02:35:29breathing exercises.
Dungeon Master
02:35:32Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:35:33Thank you.
Luma
02:35:33Almost got our got our lamp.02:35:36All right.02:35:37The quicker we get this, the quicker we can leave.
Dungeon Master
02:35:40The only light down here is anyone’s lamps. There is no ambient lighting of any kind.
Iva
02:35:46I would…
Luma
02:35:46I love my hands.02:35:47another lamp to…02:35:49Iva, unless Iva brought
Iva
02:35:50Yeah.
Luma
02:35:51her
Iva
02:35:52I have my little baby lamp still.02:35:54It’s a bad lamp.
Luma
02:35:55The silver flame lamp, right?02:35:57The one that’s incredibly illegal for you to have now?
Iva
02:36:00Yeah.
Luma
02:36:01Yeah, okay. Luma gives…
Temerity
02:36:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Rhysaene
02:36:03-
Luma
02:36:03It gives her a regular laugh.
Dungeon Master
02:36:07To be clear,02:36:08It is a bad bullseye lantern because they are not bullseye lanterns.02:36:12So you’ve taken the amount of light it normally would give off and reduced it by 75%.
Luma
02:36:19- Yeah, no, it gives her a regular ass lantern.02:36:22uh,
Hazel
02:36:23The aura, the aura of a bullseye lantern.
Iva
02:36:26The aura was so good and Cat punished me for it.
Temerity
02:36:26-
Rhysaene
02:36:27You want to…
Dungeon Master
02:36:30- Yeah.02:36:31Um,
Hazel
02:36:31I don’t think you’re getting punished.
Luma
02:36:31Now I’m unpunishing you for it.
Rhysaene
02:36:34Blame me not on Kat.02:36:35It’s crazy work.
Dungeon Master
02:36:36Thank you.
Iva
02:36:37No, it’s like a classic me thing to do.
Dungeon Master
02:36:37That’s true.
Luma
02:36:37- Yeah.
Temerity
02:36:37-
Dungeon Master
02:36:40You stand in a dark hallway.02:36:42The air is stale.02:36:44Doors line both sides at…02:36:46even but alternating spacing.02:36:50Um,02:36:51There’s…02:36:52uh,02:36:55There are markings above the door.02:36:58above each of the doors.02:37:00Um,02:37:02And anyone who wants can give me a history check. Luma may roll with advantage.
Luma
02:37:07advantage.
Iva
02:37:09I can roll my minus one history.
Luma
02:37:13That’s a nat 1, but that’s an 11. Let’s go. 17.
Dungeon Master
02:37:15Thank you.02:37:1617.02:37:18Um,
Iva
02:37:1817. Oh, wait. 16.
Hazel
02:37:20put mine in the chat.
Dungeon Master
02:37:21I’ll just, DC 15, if you beat a 15 or meter beat a 15,02:37:26then you would recognize that these are the…02:37:30the markings of traditional Dwarven clans. They’re still used in Argentum by Dwarven families, though they are not as commonly used, but you’ll find them as like02:37:39on, like, the signet wax seals that are used by Dwarven families02:37:43or marked on their door or just stuff like that.02:37:47Each of these…02:37:51Each of these doors has such a mark engraved in stone above it.02:37:58Amen.
Luma
02:37:59- Yeah.02:38:00Mama is meticulously writing down all of the…02:38:05the names and the markings, uh,02:38:08so that you can recreate them on the map.
Dungeon Master
02:38:10Um,
Luma
02:38:10uh,02:38:11With a big old grin on her face because she knows Lorvish now.
Dungeon Master
02:38:14Yes.02:38:15you’re able to do that no problem.
Temerity
02:38:15Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:38:18um,02:38:20what would you like to do?
Luma
02:38:23Uh,02:38:24Are the rooms…02:38:26in the survey limit.
Dungeon Master
02:38:29Um,02:38:31If they aren’t, it would imply that Vault 17 is literally just a hallway.
Luma
02:38:36Okay, then yeah, she’ll…
Dungeon Master
02:38:36But it isn’t explicitly clear, but it is like, it is, it seems like it makes sense that they’re included.
Luma
02:38:42Yeah, Luma starts on the left side and picks the first oar and cracks it open.02:38:48It starts.
Dungeon Master
02:38:48You crack open, sorry.
Luma
02:38:50Not good.
Dungeon Master
02:38:52You crack open the first door.02:38:55And, um…02:38:56It sends dust scattering in the air, caught in lantern light.02:39:00Um, the air in here is even, like, is stale.02:39:04Um, it’s clear that this room has been untouched for, um,02:39:09decades, maybe centuries,02:39:13It is a small…02:39:16apartment.02:39:17Um, there’s a little kitchen, like a little kitchen table.02:39:20There’s a little like.02:39:21like a hotel kitchen almost in the corner. Um,02:39:25There’s a doorway without a door leading into another chamber.02:39:29off the back
Luma
02:39:34So exactly.02:39:35Spice, that’s really weird.
Dungeon Master
02:39:37Huh?02:39:39What did you say?
Luma
02:39:39I just want my saying, this looks like a living space.02:39:42That’s really weird.
Temerity
02:39:43- -
Iva
02:39:52Maybe this was someone’s home.02:39:55Maybe they were like…
Luma
02:39:55Yeah, but underground?
Iva
02:39:56Yeah, maybe they were like underground people.
Luma
02:40:00Who would want to live underground? It’s creepy.
Temerity
02:40:02Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:40:02Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:40:03Luma, with your role and your specific knowledge of dwarven, the answer is probably dwarves.
Iva
02:40:03Well, many people who…
Luma
02:40:11- Yeah.
Hazel
02:40:11- He he he.
Temerity
02:40:12Hehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:40:12You don’t have to know that if you don’t want to on being a smart ass.
Luma
02:40:15I know.
Dungeon Master
02:40:16laughs
Luma
02:40:17Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:40:19I live up the road.
Luma
02:40:19Yeah, we’ll venture in towards that back.02:40:23you described.
Dungeon Master
02:40:24The back room contains a bed.02:40:26There’s a rotted, like…02:40:29Not, not through like02:40:31Undo moisture or anything like that, just the passage of time and how, like, cloth is one of the first things to get…02:40:37get got by time mattress stuff.02:40:41Um,02:40:43no blankets or pillows or anything like that.02:40:45There’s a cabinet that looks like a wardrobe open.02:40:49Um,02:40:50Empty, save for like a couple winter coats.02:40:53that have also seen the ravages of time.02:40:56um,02:40:57sized for dwarf02:40:59Clearly.
Luma
02:41:03Weird.02:41:05Uh,02:41:06She’s supposed to be mapping out this area, but now she’s just curious.02:41:08She’s just starting investigating.02:41:10Looking for any hints of who might have lived here.
Dungeon Master
02:41:10Yeah.02:41:13Um,02:41:15You look and…02:41:17Give me an investigation check.02:41:19There’s going to be a lot of investigation checks this season.02:41:21session, I think,
Temerity
02:41:22Yeah.
Luma
02:41:23I will pre-roll 20 of them for you. No.
Rhysaene
02:41:23Hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
02:41:25Yeah.
Luma
02:41:25Uh, oh, that’s a good roll.02:41:27Uh…02:41:30or02:41:3224.
Dungeon Master
02:41:35Um,02:41:36you don’t really find any evidence of who used to live in this particular02:41:40building.02:41:41But your investigation does turn up that it looks like they took all their02:41:46stuff with them.02:41:46It doesn’t look like,02:41:48It looks like they left in a hurry, but not like a violent hurry.02:41:51Like there aren’t like plates with like food left out or anything like that.
Temerity
02:41:56Mmm.
Dungeon Master
02:41:56But it does look like someone, like, moved out quickly.02:42:01Like I’m being evicted in two days kind of quickly.
Temerity
02:42:05Eh.
Luma
02:42:06Oh, no.02:42:07Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:42:09But this particular apartment doesn’t really have much other than like
Luma
02:42:09Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:42:13Junk.
Luma
02:42:14Okay, yeah, she’s going to…02:42:16is going to go02:42:18down the hall opening a door like the next door if it’s on the left or the right side she’ll
Dungeon Master
02:42:22- Yeah.
Luma
02:42:22she’ll just start going through until she finds02:42:24Something that is not just standard02:42:27to map.
Dungeon Master
02:42:28You open the next door and there’s more stuff in here.02:42:32But not… It has the same…02:42:35The same general appearance of being left in a hurry and people have taken all their stuff, but I need another investigation check.
Luma
02:42:43OK.02:42:45Uh.
Dungeon Master
02:42:45This chamber is also a bit bigger than the other one.02:42:49It has multiple side rooms and stuff.
Luma
02:42:52nine plus six, 15.
Dungeon Master
02:42:5415.02:42:56In addition to the, like, random, like, article of clothing or piece of, like, cook or dishware,02:43:01you find a couple toys.02:43:04A little figure, a stocky little, like…02:43:08like a doll, a couple like, like,02:43:14balls like for rolling um02:43:18or plain catch.02:43:19A little stone figure of a dragon, which looks very much like Bahamut.02:43:24Um,02:43:27In02:43:29in02:43:31In a child’s bedroom in the back, you also under the bed find, um,02:43:36a crumpled up piece of paper.
Luma
02:43:40Luma grabs it.
Dungeon Master
02:43:43And if other people want to do stuff at any point,
Luma
02:43:43reason.
Dungeon Master
02:43:46You know.02:43:46try and, I don’t02:43:48I don’t, I’m trying to keep track of a lot.02:43:50I can’t really like moderate the, the, um,02:43:54but turn-taking.
Temerity
02:43:55Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:43:55- Right.
Iva
02:43:56Apparently, I was just following Luke.
Dungeon Master
02:43:56but,
Iva
02:43:58making sure the thing she touches doesn’t come to life.
Dungeon Master
02:44:02you
Temerity
02:44:02Hehehehe.
Luma
02:44:02Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:44:03Pick up this piece.
Luma
02:44:03No, I’m possessed.
Dungeon Master
02:44:05You pick up the piece of paper and in the lantern light and in your dark vision, you read it clearly.02:44:10It is a note.02:44:12presumably old, but preserved by the fact that there’s no moisture or moving air in these chambers.02:44:20Um,02:44:21You unbundle it and it is written in common. It is02:44:26like difficult to read, nearly illegible handwriting.02:44:30um,02:44:32And I will put the contents of the note in party notes.
Iva
02:44:42It says, Mr. Lantern God, why are you kicking us out of our home?
Dungeon Master
02:45:06um,02:45:08And one…02:45:10One.02:45:11I guess when you’re done, you can give me an insight check.02:45:20done reading it.
Rhysaene
02:45:40- Oh.
Luma
02:45:47answer that means, but
Dungeon Master
02:45:50Uh-huh.
Luma
02:45:51Uh…02:45:5215 plus…
Dungeon Master
02:45:54Oof.
Luma
02:45:55Uh,02:45:56Insight 15.
Dungeon Master
02:45:57Yes.02:45:58You did just a couple things pretty easily. This was clearly written by a young child.02:46:03But specifically,02:46:05It,02:46:06Seems it was written by a young Dwarven child for whom common is not their first language.02:46:10And yet they wrote it, attempted to write it in common.02:46:12It’s especially clear at the end where it is nearly impossible to make out what they wrote.02:46:18It appears they were trying to render a Dwarven name in phonetic common and did not know how and just gave up.
Luma
02:46:32Try and…02:46:34figure it out based on her knowing Dwarvish and Common.
Dungeon Master
02:46:38Um,
Hazel
02:46:38- This is Riswynn.
Dungeon Master
02:46:41It’s, uh,02:46:42Like, when I…02:46:43It is…02:46:45Yes.02:46:46um,02:46:46The “Riswynn” you can deduce by the mix of runes and common lettering is part of the name. The other part is illegible because a child got frustrated trying to write their name in a language they don’t really speak and essentially scribbled it out.02:47:04But you can deduce that the Rhys win is…
Luma
02:47:04Um,
Dungeon Master
02:47:08Dwarven runes.02:47:09The name might be Riswynn.
Luma
02:47:12with.
Dungeon Master
02:47:13Riswynn.
Rhysaene
02:47:15- Hmm.
Luma
02:47:18ARS, they had a name kind of like yours.
Rhysaene
02:47:22What was it?
Luma
02:47:23Rhys win.
Rhysaene
02:47:26Huh.02:47:29I’m flattering.
Luma
02:47:30Luma’s going to go check02:47:31Check the plaque on this door to see if she can figure out what the house name was.
Dungeon Master
02:47:36Um,02:47:39Give me a history check.02:47:45while looking upon it.
Luma
02:47:45uh,02:47:46Thank you.02:47:47Nineteen.
Dungeon Master
02:47:49Um,02:47:50I do not have in my head what the symbol would be.02:47:53These are emblems, not, like, words.02:47:56But with a 19 on a history check, you recognize that this is a…
Luma
02:47:56Garg.
Dungeon Master
02:48:03You’ve seen it somewhere before, probably.02:48:05It’s a particular mark of a dwarven family, but it is the Deepdraft clan.
Luma
02:48:13Oh.02:48:13First one, deep drift.
Dungeon Master
02:48:15wrist swing deep draft.
Luma
02:48:17I’m looking at a note from a child that’s probably dead and that makes me really sad.
Iva
02:48:18We’re still here.
Dungeon Master
02:48:21The name Deepdraft coming to you from this emblem, you look at the note again and it is very possible that mess of rune and lettering that turned into scribbles, that could easily be Deepdraft, or supposed to be Deepdraft.
Luma
02:48:36Mm-hmm.02:48:39I’m going to pass the note around for everybody else to read.
Dungeon Master
02:48:44Yeah, no issue there.
Temerity
02:48:47Whoa.
Luma
02:48:49She’s also going to
Temerity
02:48:49This person was alive for when…
Iva
02:48:49We’re just going…
Temerity
02:48:51Bahamut was here.
Luma
02:48:55Did Bahamut die again?
Dungeon Master
02:48:57Bahamut died…02:48:59- Uh…02:49:00Um,02:49:00a long time ago that I have to find on my timeline.
Luma
02:49:04Okay. Was it before the Elder Exodus?
Dungeon Master
02:49:06Yes.
Luma
02:49:07Okay.
Hazel
02:49:07Yeah, it was, I thought it was basically like,
Dungeon Master
02:49:08Well before.
Hazel
02:49:11I figured he died a thousand years ago when the Starfall happened.
Dungeon Master
02:49:14I…02:49:16I think it’s around that.
Luma
02:49:18Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:49:18The Starfall was 2000 years ago. I have a whole ass timeline. I just have to find where it is.
Luma
02:49:23Ha ha ha ha.
Temerity
02:49:23Yeah.
Hazel
02:49:23Oh, I thought it was 1,000.
Luma
02:49:24That’s fine.
Dungeon Master
02:49:25No, it’s 2000.
Luma
02:49:27- Yeah, ’cause 2014 is how many years since Starfall?
Dungeon Master
02:49:27That’s why they use 20.
Hazel
02:49:30Oh, yes, you’re right.
Dungeon Master
02:49:32uh,
Luma
02:49:32um,02:49:33Yeah, I’m almost going to make a copy of this note.02:49:37for her notes, but she’s going to put the paper…02:49:41back under the02:49:43under the bed once everybody’s had a chance to read it.
Dungeon Master
02:49:47um,02:49:51Bahamut died around 30.02:49:54around 1500 years ago.
Luma
02:49:57Damn.
Dungeon Master
02:50:05it would have been the year 511.
Luma
02:50:05Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:50:08PSF.
Luma
02:50:11So 510 is…02:50:14uh,02:50:15BC before02:50:16or Bahamut cry, and then Athea after the…
Iva
02:50:21After Dead…
Dungeon Master
02:50:21after dead
Luma
02:50:22After the…
Dungeon Master
02:50:24Bahamut cry after death.
Luma
02:50:25Bahamut Cray after that.
Temerity
02:50:25Bahamut cried after dead.
Luma
02:50:27Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:50:29You put the note back, no problem.
Luma
02:50:29uh,02:50:31Yeah.02:50:32And then we’ll move on to the next.02:50:35next doors.
Dungeon Master
02:50:39Excuse me.02:50:41a group investigation check as you scour the rest of the doors.
Temerity
02:50:46Oh, boy.
Luma
02:50:47Ooh.
Iva
02:50:48Time to drag the party down.
Dungeon Master
02:50:48So just put your results.02:50:51results in
Luma
02:50:51Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:50:52I think.02:50:53-
Temerity
02:50:54Oh.
Luma
02:50:55Investigation? Oh, I’m good at that.
Rhysaene
02:50:57I don’t know.
Luma
02:50:58Woo!
Dungeon Master
02:50:58in the chat.
Luma
02:51:00Oh my god, Rez!
Rhysaene
02:51:02I don’t think…
Dungeon Master
02:51:02Oh boy.
Temerity
02:51:04laughs
Iva
02:51:04Hi, I got you beat, Rhys.
Luma
02:51:06Yes, we already checked those doors now.
Dungeon Master
02:51:06laughter
Temerity
02:51:06laughing
Rhysaene
02:51:08- Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
Dungeon Master
02:51:11Um…
Iva
02:51:11Yeah.
Luma
02:51:11- Okay.
Iva
02:51:13I’m sorry.
Luma
02:51:13wrong vote.
Temerity
02:51:14Iva, that’s a floor.
Dungeon Master
02:51:14to…
Iva
02:51:17And there can be anything under the floor, even a heart.
Dungeon Master
02:51:19Temerity, you find in one of the apartments, you notice like sitting kind of to the side,02:51:26Two really nice drinking mugs.02:51:28that appear to be made of sterling silver.02:51:32Dwarven make.02:51:34um,02:51:35Luma, you find02:51:38uh,02:51:39Under a bed in another apartment, a lockbox that is still locked, a little wooden with metal trim lockbox.
Luma
02:51:50uh,02:51:58This is history.02:52:00This is important shit. Yeah, Limma’s gonna, left, right, she’s gonna pull out a set of tools and start working on the log.
Dungeon Master
02:52:08Yeah, give me a Thieves Tools check.02:52:10Dexterity plus Thieves Tools proficiency if you have it.
Luma
02:52:16uh,02:52:17Dexterity is two.02:52:21Thieves tools I have, so that’s another two.02:52:2416.
Dungeon Master
02:52:25A 16 the lock clicks.02:52:28The box opens02:52:30There’s no interesting history in here, instead there are 10 platinum dragons.
Luma
02:52:36Oh, man.02:52:37All right, Luma closes it and locks it back up.
Dungeon Master
02:52:39me putting loot worth money everywhere.
Temerity
02:52:39Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:52:42You all know we’re not thieves.
Temerity
02:52:44He he he he he he.
Rhysaene
02:52:45Yeah.
Temerity
02:52:45Based.
Hazel
02:52:45Dealing from home.
Temerity
02:52:46Alex.
Luma
02:52:48Uh,02:52:48Actually,
Temerity
02:52:49the city.
Luma
02:52:49Oh, it doesn’t need money.
Temerity
02:52:50laughs
Dungeon Master
02:52:52That’s good.
Luma
02:52:52Luma swaps out the 10 coins with 10 gold crowns.
Dungeon Master
02:52:56laughing
Temerity
02:52:57Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:52:58Luma Gaines.02:53:0090 gold.
Rhysaene
02:53:01Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:53:02net.
Luma
02:53:04Awesome. Okay.02:53:07We’ll make sure nobody’s looking at you.02:53:09She just wants to lock it back up and puts it away.
Dungeon Master
02:53:11- Thank you.
Luma
02:53:11Wait, actually, hold on.02:53:13That might be worse.02:53:14Is the mint the same?
Dungeon Master
02:53:16Is the mint the same?
Luma
02:53:18Are these platinum coins the same as the coins we use today?
Dungeon Master
02:53:21Yes, they are platinum dragons.
Hazel
02:53:21Are these dragons?
Temerity
02:53:25Aww.
Iva
02:53:25They’re not marked like BC.
Hazel
02:53:28What I would imagine is that this is that.
Dungeon Master
02:53:29the barriers.
Iva
02:53:29Thank you.
Hazel
02:53:32What happened is that02:53:35the, the,02:53:36for the first like,02:53:38beginning of Argentum.02:53:39It was like, oh yeah, you know, integrating into the, it’s like integration into the dwarf city and eventually became like, okay, dwarves time to integrate into the.02:53:49into the religion now.
Luma
02:53:52Are these coins super dusty?
Hazel
02:53:52come on up to the
Dungeon Master
02:53:55Um, they’re a little dusty. They were in like a box, so they’re not like…02:54:01Mega dusty.02:54:05There’s a decent amount of dust, but it’s not like…02:54:08I don’t know how dust accumulation works as like functions of tens to hundreds of years.02:54:14Um,02:54:15Everything here is dusty.
Hazel
02:54:17It’s like a closed…
Luma
02:54:17Yeah, but I feel like if,
Hazel
02:54:18box.
Luma
02:54:19Yeah, if it’s a sealed box and no dust would get in there.
Dungeon Master
02:54:22I mean, it’s not like an airtight box.02:54:24I…02:54:26I’m saying this as a person who stores a lot of things that I would really like to not ever get any dust on them.02:54:31And they always have some dust on them.02:54:35I don’t know.02:54:36It’s, it’s the, it’s, there’s no…02:54:42I’m trying to.02:54:43figure out how to say that.
Luma
02:54:43My worry is that the next people that come in are going to open it up and see a bunch of like clean coins and be like, what the fuck?
Dungeon Master
02:54:50- Oh, no, yeah.
Luma
02:54:50And02:54:51Fire Luma.
Dungeon Master
02:54:52There was probably a little bit of dust on them, and there would not be any.02:54:55Plus, there’s now, like, there was for sure dust on the outside of the box, and now there’s, like…
Iva
02:54:58Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:55:01finger marks all over it.02:55:02There’s footprints that weren’t, like…02:55:07that weren’t here before.
Luma
02:55:10is going
Dungeon Master
02:55:10There’s all kinds of like
Luma
02:55:12Well, the flip points are fine.
Dungeon Master
02:55:13Yeah.
Luma
02:55:14The footprint… We’re supposed to be there. We’re not supposed to open up locked boxes. So…
Dungeon Master
02:55:16Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Luma
02:55:19Uh.02:55:20good. It’s a warlock spell. Luma is going to02:55:22flap her hat02:55:24Uh…02:55:27roll, passes the Arcana check,02:55:29and is going to cast Prestigitation on02:55:33everything to make it the same amount of dusty and then put it back.
Hazel
02:55:37laughs02:55:38Take the box.
Luma
02:55:40No! She’s not supposed to take anything!
Dungeon Master
02:55:43She redusts the box by soiling a cubic foot of material.
Luma
02:55:48Yeah, dust. The box, the coins, and all of it gets all redusty.
Dungeon Master
02:55:52Yeah.
Luma
02:55:52then she just walks away from it.
Dungeon Master
02:55:56Yep.
Luma
02:55:57Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:55:58Um,02:56:00Other than that and the drinking mugs that…02:56:04that Temerity found there’s nothing really more of like,02:56:08stand out in this section of Vault, because everyone else rolled awfully.
Temerity
02:56:14Hehehehe.
Hazel
02:56:15Well, Hazel’s not trying to…02:56:17Hazel doesn’t know what she can and can’t do02:56:20and she’s not trying to get02:56:21A little not in trouble.
Dungeon Master
02:56:21Yeah.02:56:22No.02:56:23That’s it.
Luma
02:56:25Yeah, I mean, a little bit of breaking the rules as we go, but…
Temerity
02:56:29Hee hee hee hee.
Hazel
02:56:29Yeah.
Luma
02:56:30Thank you.
Hazel
02:56:30But as someone who knows the rules, she can break them.02:56:33Hey.
Temerity
02:56:34Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:56:41Did you want me to try and…02:56:44see if those are magical or something.02:56:47They seem to stand out.
Temerity
02:56:50Oh, the mugs?
Luma
02:56:51Yeah.
Temerity
02:56:52Oh.02:56:54I mean, you can.02:56:55Yeah.02:56:56-02:56:58I just thought they were nice mugs.02:56:59Temerity didn’t take them, but…
Luma
02:57:02Yeah, I’m going to go a little bit.
Temerity
02:57:02may have like,
Luma
02:57:03but the02:57:05I don’t know if I…
Dungeon Master
02:57:06They are not magical in any way.02:57:08They are, however, pure…02:57:11Pure sterling silver, and as a crafter, you can kind of estimate that they’re probably about02:57:16Um, 10 gold worth of silver metal each, um, but they are also really nice dwarven made drinking mugs. You’d probably sell them for 25 gold each.
Rhysaene
02:57:26Ooh.
Luma
02:57:28Well, they’re worth a lot.02:57:32That’s it.
Temerity
02:57:33Yeah, I would imagine.
Luma
02:57:36Okay, moving on.
Temerity
02:57:38All right.02:57:39laughs
Hazel
02:57:41It truly is the realization that an adventurer is just the fancy word for a grave robber.
Dungeon Master
02:57:46Yeah.
Temerity
02:57:46Uh-huh.
Luma
02:57:46Yeah.
Hazel
02:57:46- What?
Dungeon Master
02:57:48Yeah, that’s pretty true.
Luma
02:57:51Coins are one thing.02:57:52I don’t know.02:57:52Stealing like.
Temerity
02:57:54mugs.
Luma
02:57:54Historical artifacts.
Temerity
02:57:56Yeah.
Iva
02:57:57Yeah, we’re Great Britain. It’s okay.
Luma
02:57:59- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:58:00um,
Temerity
02:58:00Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:58:01You continue.
Hazel
02:58:01Is it a historical artifact, though?02:58:03It’s a mug.
Luma
02:58:04It is a 1,500-year-old mug, yeah.
Hazel
02:58:08Well, yeah, but like…
Luma
02:58:10minimum 1500 years old.
Hazel
02:58:12- I mean, yeah, but like,02:58:14If it was, if it was.02:58:18If it was that like significant, you’d think that it would be out of the vault and like in a
Luma
02:58:23Well, no, they sealed these vaults.02:58:25Though, hold on.02:58:28They told me that the vaults were sealed 500 years ago.
Dungeon Master
02:58:31Um,
Hazel
02:58:33Bless you.
Dungeon Master
02:58:34Specifically, they were talking about the other one, the other section, though they didn’t
Iva
02:58:35Thank you.
Luma
02:58:38Oh, as these areas were sealed approximately 500 years ago.
Dungeon Master
02:58:43That is true. That is what it says. Never mind that I said that. The note does say these areas were sealed 500 years ago.
Luma
02:58:50something doesn’t add up.02:58:52Yeah.
Iva
02:58:54They’re lying in Tulumo.
Luma
02:58:57Dun, dun, dun.02:58:58Or maybe Bahamut didn’t die 1,500 years ago.
Dungeon Master
02:58:58and dental.
Luma
02:59:00He only died 500 years ago.02:59:02Dun, dun, dun!
Dungeon Master
02:59:03da-da-da-da.
Iva
02:59:04That doesn’t sound real.
Luma
02:59:06That doesn’t sound real.
Hazel
02:59:07in the lead.
Luma
02:59:08All right, yeah, we’ll continue on deeper into the vaults.
Dungeon Master
02:59:11you,
Luma
02:59:11Or is this it for the vault?
Dungeon Master
02:59:13This is it, but the vault continues past this hallway and wraps around.02:59:19and downstairs.02:59:22Um,02:59:23And they’re,02:59:24they’re, they’re, they’re,02:59:26There is labeling another…02:59:29Would there be?02:59:31The panel outside this vault, outside the big door, would have said vault 17 to 25.02:59:37Um,02:59:38Like you have gone into the access and you did not see any other way to get to the other vaults other than through.
Luma
02:59:45I’m confused, what?02:59:47Is this it for Vault 17?
Dungeon Master
02:59:49This is it for Vault 17, but Vault 18 is not go back into a different door, it is continue on.
Temerity
02:59:56Yeah, it’s going deeper into the vaults.02:59:58It’s like the last…
Luma
02:59:58Oh, we entered one door that said 17 through 25.03:00:01I see it.
Dungeon Master
03:00:01Yes.
Luma
03:00:02Gotcha. Okay. Then yeah, Luma continues on and then down the stairs.
Dungeon Master
03:00:06The stairs wrap around and you descend about03:00:1020 feet-ish.03:00:11and come around to another very similar hallway.03:00:16Or no, sorry, not a very similar hallway.03:00:18You come around to another round vault door.03:00:21This one is cast iron like the one at the03:00:27the foundry vaults and it does have the steel lock mechanism03:00:33embedded in the center of it like the ones that the foundry did.
Luma
03:00:38you know,03:00:39Yeah, a little more will.03:00:41put the key in.
Dungeon Master
03:00:42put the key in, it clicks like expected, it causes the door to begin to roll out of the way.03:00:48Um,03:00:49revealing another hallway very similar to the one before, um,03:00:54Except when this door opens, there’s like a…03:00:57There’s like an inflow of air, like you feel air flow from behind you forward.03:01:04The air in here is even more, like…03:01:07untouched and stale than the rooms above.03:01:11Um,
Rhysaene
03:01:11Mm.
Dungeon Master
03:01:12There’s a thicker layer of dust on everything.03:01:14And this hallway is…03:01:17in a bit more of a, like a, like a disturbed state, not disturbed as in like things have been in here recently. That’s not the right way to say it. Um,03:01:26it’s in more of a like disarrayed state.03:01:29There’s like wooden03:01:31Um,03:01:32What almost looks like…03:01:34like,03:01:35like signs or barricades that are kind of like tossed aside. Um,03:01:40The walls have some cracks in them.03:01:42Not a lot.03:01:44Not like terrible structural integrity.03:01:45There’s graffiti all over the walls of this hall, though.
Luma
03:01:52That’s weird.
Dungeon Master
03:01:53in like a white chalk-like substance, just like graffiti written all up and down the halls.
Luma
03:02:00them were much
Rhysaene
03:02:00- Is the graffiti in like common or is it in like a…
Dungeon Master
03:02:05It is in Dwarvish and we will see how this goes.03:02:09We’re going to try something a little different.03:02:11today.03:02:13um,
Luma
03:02:14The graffiti is alive. Roll for initiative.
Dungeon Master
03:02:16The Graffiti’s Alive, roll for initiative.
Hazel
03:02:17- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:02:21It’s going to spend a billion years loading the scene.03:02:27It’s not going to work.
Iva
03:02:27Oh, a scene.
Luma
03:02:30and you’re in the middle.
Dungeon Master
03:02:30The helper is going to be very angry, even though it all worked earlier while I was setting up and this would…03:02:36caused me to experience depression.
Luma
03:02:39Oh, sorry, old cat.
Iva
03:02:41Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:02:42Sorry, OK.03:02:45Okay, let’s try this again.
Luma
03:02:48Well…
Dungeon Master
03:02:48There we go.03:02:49You see graffiti?
Luma
03:02:49Oh my god.
Dungeon Master
03:02:52You guys see the graffiti?
Iva
03:02:54Oh, graffiti.
Luma
03:02:54Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:02:56And
Iva
03:02:57Or if I, I,
Temerity
03:02:58Yeah.03:03:00Here we see some garbici.
Dungeon Master
03:03:01And.03:03:02This is not a literal representation.03:03:03This is what’s scattered all around the walls of this hallway.
Hazel
03:03:08No wonder the Synod is so protective of this area, the exposition.03:03:15- Bowles.
Dungeon Master
03:03:15This is the…
Temerity
03:03:15Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
03:03:16I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:03:16This is the exposition votes. One other thing,03:03:19Eylesis.03:03:22You should be the only one that can see this.03:03:26I think.
Luma
03:03:26What is that?
Temerity
03:03:29Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:03:29Well, grab it and move it around.
Luma
03:03:32Oh my fucking God.
Hazel
03:03:34Oh, hold on. I can understand what’s happening here, and that would be great.
Temerity
03:03:34Oh, shit.
Iva
03:03:38Yeah.
Luma
03:03:38I have a magnifying glass that changes the fucking text.
Temerity
03:03:38Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
03:03:40Mm-hmm.
Hazel
03:03:41that
Luma
03:03:42Kat, what the fuck?
Temerity
03:03:42That’s sick.
Hazel
03:03:43Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:03:43Thank you.
Luma
03:03:43- Fuck!
Temerity
03:03:43That’s sick, Kat.
Hazel
03:03:44Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:03:44Thank you.
Luma
03:03:45Thank you.03:03:46It’s so small, so I can only see like three letters at a time, but…
Temerity
03:03:47I…
Rhysaene
03:03:49She’s
Hazel
03:03:50Imagine if we spent the whole time dicking around at the bar.
Luma
03:03:51That’s03:03:53What?
Temerity
03:03:54I think it’s…
Hazel
03:03:54-
Iva
03:03:54- Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:03:55I don’t know.
Hazel
03:03:55- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:03:55Bye.
Luma
03:03:55Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:03:56I, I, I, I,03:03:58I could have just done the thing where it’s like, yeah, here’s some really cool Dwarven graffiti.03:04:02One of you speaks Dwarven, so I’m just going to dump all the answers on you.03:04:06But I figured this might be a way to, like…03:04:09engage a different way of thinking about translating.
Temerity
03:04:13Yeah.03:04:14This is sick. This is awesome.
Luma
03:04:18fucking insanity.
Temerity
03:04:20-
Luma
03:04:23It’s tragic that I’m the only one that gets to see this.
Temerity
03:04:23That’s awesome, Kat.
Iva
03:04:23What’s…
Dungeon Master
03:04:25- Yeah.
Iva
03:04:25Yeah, what’s it say?
Temerity
03:04:26Yeah.
Luma
03:04:27Okay, let’s see.03:04:29From the top, we have…03:04:31Something’s moat is frozen.03:04:34My favorite, the tiny one, Thorn was here.
Temerity
03:04:34something.
Luma
03:04:37At the far left, we have orcs in the circle.
Temerity
03:04:37- He he he.
Luma
03:04:41The big text in the center is probably the most concerning so far, which is the surface is lost.03:04:48we hold below.03:04:51And then we have…03:04:54The Everfire burns…03:04:57Strong.03:04:58“So do we” is the one, the big text on the left side.03:05:03The little text next to that is, uh, Flynn fell yesterday.03:05:07Uh, that’s a lot of, can somebody count those tally marks?
Temerity
03:05:11Yeah, I got it.
Luma
03:05:11That’s just tally marks.03:05:12And then next to the tally marks, we have Adric.03:05:16Torunn…03:05:17VIT.03:05:19Torunn.03:05:21Vistra, Balderk,03:05:23or sick03:05:24Balderk.03:05:26Torgga.03:05:28Battlehammer03:05:30Battlehammer.03:05:31Liftrasa Battlehammer…03:05:34Rurik Battlehammer.03:05:36Mardred.03:05:38Yeah.03:05:39rack,03:05:40Strakeln.03:05:41I can’t.
Dungeon Master
03:05:41- Strakeln.
Luma
03:05:42Strakeln.03:05:43Oh god, there’s so many more. Thoradin, Hulduro,03:05:46Morgran Dankil…03:05:49Eldeth Dankil,03:05:51Ilde Fireforge, uh,03:05:54Hlin Ironmark.03:05:57Taklinn…03:05:58Forestone, uh,03:06:00Kat really wants me to fucking…03:06:01Kill myself on pronunciation.03:06:05These are Forestone…03:06:06Oscar…03:06:08Deepdraft.03:06:08Oh, Oscar.03:06:09Oscar.03:06:10Wait, that’s not who Oscar is.
Temerity
03:06:10Hey.
Luma
03:06:12travel.03:06:13Lyndhelm.03:06:14And then finally,03:06:17Stone Shield’s gone.03:06:18Watch full gone…03:06:21Remember the names.
Temerity
03:06:25Hmm.
Luma
03:06:26Yo, depression.03:06:28This is…
Dungeon Master
03:06:28Thank you.
Luma
03:06:29sick.03:06:30Oh, shit.
Temerity
03:06:30Yeah.
Luma
03:06:31can change the size of the magnifying glass, and I only just now discovered this.
Dungeon Master
03:06:33No! Don’t fuck with the bed! This thing is like 20 different parts to make this work. You can’t fuck with the side.
Luma
03:06:34Yeah.03:06:35Thank you.03:06:39- Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:06:39Yeah.
Luma
03:06:40You really need to let everybody else get to see this.03:06:43It is so fucking neat.
Dungeon Master
03:06:44Um,
Luma
03:06:45- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:06:45Yeah, I think.
Rhysaene
03:06:46Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:06:47I think I can.03:06:49I think maybe.03:06:52Can you guys03:06:53Start to see it.03:06:56As I do this.
Iva
03:06:56Oh, I see…
Temerity
03:06:56Oh, yep, I see.
Iva
03:06:57Yeah.03:06:58Oh, that’s so cool.
Dungeon Master
03:06:58Ain’t no feedback person.
Hazel
03:06:58Yeah.
Luma
03:06:58Okay, we all are sharing the same magnifying glass, so…03:07:02Yeah.
Temerity
03:07:03Hehehehe.
Hazel
03:07:03I’m not touching it.
Temerity
03:07:05Yeah.
Hazel
03:07:07not mine to touch.
Iva
03:07:07It’s a little fucky.03:07:09But that’s really cool.
Luma
03:07:10Yeah, you can grab it.
Temerity
03:07:10That is super cool.
Luma
03:07:12And you can just go across them.
Temerity
03:07:16Rhys.03:07:17So you hold below.
Luma
03:07:19Which is fucking, that is the coolest thing I have ever seen anybody do in a fucking map before.
Temerity
03:07:24Uh…
Luma
03:07:25I don’t know.
Temerity
03:07:26Kudos, Kat. Kudos.
Luma
03:07:28126 tallies.
Hazel
03:07:31of his years or days.
Luma
03:07:34That’s a good question, Mark.
Hazel
03:07:35or people.
Dungeon Master
03:07:36Or they people.
Luma
03:07:37More people, yeah.
Rhysaene
03:07:37Yeah, I was going to say your people.
Luma
03:07:41It’s weird that it just turns into singular tallies at the end.
Iva
03:07:41Well, it’s like a stone chip.
Hazel
03:07:44The surfaces.
Temerity
03:07:44Yeah.
Iva
03:07:44Well, because the sound shield’s disappearing.
Dungeon Master
03:07:45Um,03:07:46I will…03:07:48I will save an investigation chain from becoming03:07:52Not…03:07:54useful. The tallies are a tally mark PNG I found that looked good.
Temerity
03:07:59Hee hee hee.
Dungeon Master
03:07:59The number doesn’t matter.
Hazel
03:08:00Yeah.
Temerity
03:08:01Gotcha.
Luma
03:08:01Oh.
Hazel
03:08:03the
Luma
03:08:03Okay.03:08:05So the, the,
Hazel
03:08:05the surface is lost and fling underground or whatever is definitely like03:08:10To me, this reads very much as like,03:08:14as like03:08:15immediately post or like,03:08:18actively during the like starfall.03:08:20Basically these people like literally03:08:23literally sealed themselves underground.
Temerity
03:08:27Uh, to escape the apocalypse.
Luma
03:08:28The surface is lost, we hold below.03:08:32Yeah.
Temerity
03:08:32The thing at the bottom interests me because it was literally Stone Shields gone.03:08:36What was the second one?
Luma
03:08:37Stone Shield’s gone. Watchful gone. Remember the names.
Temerity
03:08:42- Yeah, watchful, I assume.03:08:45Maybe.03:08:46I don’t know what that would be other than03:08:48the
Hazel
03:08:49stone shield could be like, obviously the stone shields are a, are a, are a03:08:55uh,03:08:56are like essentially like a police, like they’re the guards in Argentina.
Temerity
03:09:01Yeah.
Hazel
03:09:02It also sounds very much like a dwarf claim.
Temerity
03:09:07Uh huh. I’m wondering if that’s just a holdover from
Luma
03:09:08Yeah.
Temerity
03:09:10Old Argentum.
Luma
03:09:13I don’t recognize any of these names, right?
Dungeon Master
03:09:15Um,03:09:16You don’t recognize any of the names in totality.
Luma
03:09:20Oh, fuck! Somebody took over.
Dungeon Master
03:09:23Yeah, me, sorry.
Luma
03:09:24Okay, that’s fine.
Dungeon Master
03:09:25You don’t recognize any names in totality, but Thoriden Hulduro, you know a Hulduro.
Luma
03:09:31True. We do know a Hulduro. That’s the…
Dungeon Master
03:09:32And,
Luma
03:09:34the guy, the,03:09:35Um,03:09:36the writer.
Dungeon Master
03:09:37Yes.03:09:38and then
Luma
03:09:38And we know deep drive because that’s a kid.
Dungeon Master
03:09:40Yeah, Riswynn Deepdraft was the kid.03:09:43And then this is not anyone you know, and they’re not important, but Trowbon Lindhelm is true.03:09:49my dwarf,03:09:50uh,03:09:51Artificer who was just Torbjorn.
Hazel
03:09:53- That’s turbulent, yeah.
Luma
03:09:53Ha ha ha.
Hazel
03:09:56Thunder bear…
Luma
03:09:56We got to look.03:09:57We got to look into this Lindhelm name.03:09:59This one’s really important.03:10:00I’m going to make a particular note on that one now.
Hazel
03:10:01No, no, no, no.
Iva
03:10:01Yeah.
Hazel
03:10:03They all died out.
Luma
03:10:05- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:10:06Um,
Hazel
03:10:06They all died out trying to fight the Sorrow with turrets.
Luma
03:10:10Do I know of a landmark that’s got moat in it?
Dungeon Master
03:10:14The city has a moat.
Luma
03:10:16Okay.03:10:18Not frozen, though.
Hazel
03:10:20Not anymore, but that’s also because we have like Everfire running through the boat, I thought, right?
Luma
03:10:25Yeah, we do do that. Yeah.03:10:27point.03:10:30- Hold, but I.03:10:32I didn’t see any secrets.03:10:33Any secret, uh,
Dungeon Master
03:10:35- No, there’s nothing that’s not translation.
Luma
03:10:35words in here.03:10:39Yeah. All right.
Dungeon Master
03:10:41um,03:10:42This was interesting.
Luma
03:10:44Yeah, curious about that one too.
Hazel
03:10:46Can you, sorry.
Luma
03:10:46Our orcs03:10:48prevalent in
Dungeon Master
03:10:50works
Hazel
03:10:50- Yeah.
Luma
03:10:50- The veil?
Dungeon Master
03:10:51There are orcs and half-orcs. They just kind of live here.03:10:54They’re more prevalent than elves or dwarves.
Luma
03:10:54Yeah.03:10:58Uh-huh.
Hazel
03:10:58Can you, sorry, what does it say again?
Luma
03:11:01Orcs in the circle.
Dungeon Master
03:11:02You can do it.
Hazel
03:11:02orcs in the circle. Oh, I just I worry about like taking it over.
Dungeon Master
03:11:07No.
Hazel
03:11:07uh,03:11:08And like
Luma
03:11:08Yeah, you’re fine.
Dungeon Master
03:11:08You can, people can ask for turns.
Hazel
03:11:09- Look, see.
Dungeon Master
03:11:10That’s not a problem.03:11:11That’s awesome.
Luma
03:11:12Yeah.
Hazel
03:11:12Interesting.03:11:14I mean,03:11:18I mean, it’s like the class, I would imagine it’s a classic, like,03:11:22It might be just like a classic, like,03:11:25Orcs versus03:11:26versus dwarves kind of thing.
Luma
03:11:28Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:11:28Plants versus zombies.
Hazel
03:11:29uh,03:11:31- Hmm, it could be that there’s just like03:11:34I don’t actually know the circle.03:11:36I see the circle.03:11:39What is this?03:11:40Again, the03:11:42Yeah.
Luma
03:11:42A surface is lost we hold below.
Hazel
03:11:46Burn strong.
Luma
03:11:50That’s the weird thing. So the Everfire burns strong, but the moat’s frozen.
Hazel
03:11:50too.
Luma
03:11:54So they didn’t have the…03:11:57The Everfire vents in the moats.03:12:01Or in the water, rather.
Hazel
03:12:03- I would imagine03:12:05So like we,03:12:06In the vaults under the…03:12:09anvil03:12:10place.03:12:12they had those rudimentary dwarven pipes, but all the other pipes03:12:17that that that was seen before this were like03:12:20more specialized kind of like tempered glass or whatever.
Luma
03:12:22Yeah, because those are new. Those weren’t
Hazel
03:12:25Yeah.
Luma
03:12:25always there.03:12:27An Argentum.
Hazel
03:12:27Those are the ones that flow in the mode.
Luma
03:12:28X.03:12:30Yeah, Argentum expanded upon the03:12:32the Everfire system,03:12:34with the vaults, the cloaked to the surface vaults,
Dungeon Master
03:12:37And,
Luma
03:12:38the ones that are not sealed.
Dungeon Master
03:12:40Specifically Luma, because of things you’ve worked on in the past,03:12:44you know that the lava lamps, the lit…03:12:49tubing in the maintenance tunnels and the ones in the river, because they also glow, are new03:12:54because you know03:12:56that the special glass used to contain lava is called sunglass,03:13:02and you know that the process of making that is a mix of03:13:06Um,03:13:07alchemical, like, glass tempering, and literally the blessing of the Silver Flame,03:13:12which means that it could not have been a thing pre-Starfall.
Hazel
03:13:16Yeah.
Luma
03:13:22This is…03:13:23So much information packed in03:13:25a completely undigestible form.
Dungeon Master
03:13:25- Yeah.
Luma
03:13:27I have no idea what to do with this.
Dungeon Master
03:13:28Yep.
Iva
03:13:29Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:13:30Yep.
Luma
03:13:31Oh, man.
Dungeon Master
03:13:33Um,03:13:34I will, since you guys have03:13:37have done it the fun way. I’ll do it the,03:13:40the nice way.
Luma
03:13:42Thank you.03:13:45That is so fucking cool.03:13:46You’re going to have to tell me how you did that later.03:13:48That’s so neat.
Dungeon Master
03:13:49It’s like the most, well, it would be the most incredibly basic trick in the world,03:13:54but then I had to do something really dumb to make it actually work.03:13:58Um,03:14:00Fog of War in Owlbear Rodeo can be an image.03:14:03That’s it.03:14:04That’s the trick.03:14:06The token, there’s a little token in the middle of the magnifying glass that has token vision.
Luma
03:14:07Huh.03:14:13Oh.03:14:14That’s really smart.
Dungeon Master
03:14:17Then I had to add like 10 more of those because otherwise you wouldn’t be able to see the magnifying glass.
Luma
03:14:17Wild.03:14:22Heh heh heh.
Dungeon Master
03:14:23But yeah, that’s that. That’s up and down this hallway, all up and down it is this graffiti.
Luma
03:14:32wild.03:14:34Yeah, Luma writes down all the names.
Hazel
03:14:39much.03:14:40Watchful God.03:14:47to you.03:14:48What do you mean?
Luma
03:14:48It’s funny because I thought Hlyn fell yesterday at the beginning.03:14:50I was like, oh, that’s really funny.03:14:52Hlyn like fell over.03:14:53Ha ha ha.03:14:53And then you get to the bottom.03:14:54You’re like, Hlyn’s dead.03:14:55Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:14:56Helen’s dead. Helen died.
Luma
03:14:56The bullet is dead.
Temerity
03:14:58Uh-huh.
Luma
03:14:59.03:15:01Yeah.03:15:01Oh, yeah.
Iva
03:15:04What it sounds like to Bruce.03:15:07Is that03:15:09These people were thriving, well, surviving under Argentum.03:15:14And everyone started to go up to the top.03:15:18And then it became a thing of like, it wasn’t a choice to go up to the top.
Luma
03:15:22No, no, no. I think this is just fantasy Fallout.03:15:24I think the fucking… The bombs dropped, which is…03:15:27It’s our fault.
Rhysaene
03:15:28book.
Luma
03:15:28And they all went into vaults, literal vaults underneath the ground.
Temerity
03:15:29It is.
Dungeon Master
03:15:29I,03:15:31I don’t think this counts as a spoiler. I think I was just being funny when I did it.
Hazel
03:15:37Yeah, yeah.
Rhysaene
03:15:38Thank you.
Hazel
03:15:38I mean,03:15:39His name is Thorin.
Luma
03:15:39A.
Dungeon Master
03:15:41Yeah, I did specifically name him after the most famous dwarf after Gimli.03:15:47because it was the silly kill Roy was here.
Luma
03:15:47Mm-hmm.03:15:50Oh, that one, yeah. That one’s just funny, but03:15:53When it’s dead.
Dungeon Master
03:15:54Linda’s dead.
Hazel
03:15:55Um,
Dungeon Master
03:15:56A lot of people are dead if you think about it.
Luma
03:15:58- True.
Hazel
03:15:59um,03:16:01Yeah, I mean, I wrote what I would imagine happened.03:16:05is,03:16:07Because we kind of03:16:09We kind of know that like Bahamut03:16:11We’ll see you next time.03:16:12Bahamut led people to the city of Argentum and Argentum was03:16:16a dwarven city before it became03:16:19like the bastion against the encroaching apocalypse, as it were.03:16:26Um,03:16:27And so, like, I don’t know, I imagine that what happened is that, like,03:16:32I mean,03:16:35you know, these people are, are, are,03:16:39The people that are underground had to come up eventually, especially like because the the.03:16:45God is literally here protecting you, whether or not it’s like you’re coming up whether you like it or not kind of thing.
Temerity
03:16:52Um,
Hazel
03:16:52Not many dwarves.03:16:54down here, like03:16:57Like, obviously, it wasn’t like…03:17:00I’m not.03:17:01I don’t know whether or not it was like a malicious thing.03:17:04I’m not I’m not here trying to like.
Dungeon Master
03:17:07Yeah.
Hazel
03:17:07I’m not here trying to like accuse the…
Dungeon Master
03:17:11I mean…
Hazel
03:17:11I’m not accusing the silver flame of colonization or whatever.
Dungeon Master
03:17:18Even from the…
Luma
03:17:18I know.
Dungeon Master
03:17:19Sorry.
Luma
03:17:20We know there was a war.03:17:22And that,03:17:23A lot of the doors went up when03:17:25Obama showed up.03:17:27because of the kid’s note.
Hazel
03:17:32Yeah.03:17:37uh,03:17:39I believe that they’re making us leave.03:17:40Ha says that it will be good for us.03:17:42Ha says we will meet a lot of new people03:17:44- Listen.03:17:45Yeah, we’re up, right.03:17:46site.03:17:48So can we try to like date these reflections03:17:52The.
Dungeon Master
03:17:54um.03:17:57I’ll take a hint.
Luma
03:17:57I don’t think they’re very interested in you, unfortunately. Sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:18:00True, I’ll take I’ll take a history or a um.
Hazel
03:18:00- Dude.
Luma
03:18:01Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:18:05or Nature Check.
Hazel
03:18:07nature.03:18:08Thank you.03:18:08laughs
Luma
03:18:09Oh, fuck!03:18:11Fuck.
Rhysaene
03:18:12- Yeah.
Hazel
03:18:13Never mind.
Dungeon Master
03:18:13Oh.
Luma
03:18:13I need to I need to.
Rhysaene
03:18:14What did you get?
Luma
03:18:15I need to check to make sure this dice tower is rolling fairly.
Dungeon Master
03:18:18at least this is cheating.
Luma
03:18:20I’m cheating. Well, I rolled a natural 20, so…
Temerity
03:18:20Hey, hey, hey.
Hazel
03:18:20Made it.
Dungeon Master
03:18:23What is it?
Temerity
03:18:23laughs
Rhysaene
03:18:24Oh yeah.
Luma
03:18:2526 total.
Dungeon Master
03:18:26which, um,
Luma
03:18:27history.
Dungeon Master
03:18:29You…03:18:30as an expert apparent in all things Dwarven.
Luma
03:18:34Hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:18:34you had to know03:18:35that dwarves developed a specific kind of chalk.03:18:40It is like a…03:18:41It essentially kind of like…03:18:43It’s almost like…03:18:45You ever use like acrylic crowns, not crowns, but like acrylic03:18:49Like the acrylic sticks.03:18:52You know what I’m talking about?
Hazel
03:18:56know, unfortunately.
Luma
03:18:56actually.
Temerity
03:18:56Oh.
Luma
03:18:58- I think it works.
Dungeon Master
03:18:58um,03:18:59Kind of.03:19:00It’s essentially kind of like that. It’s a chalk for writing on stone that is resistant to wear from the elements, but can still be cleaned off by like,03:19:10rubbing it off.
Luma
03:19:12Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
03:19:12or at the very least by applying a solvent, but it’s specifically hydrophobic.03:19:17this chalk the dwarves have developed for doing stone marking.
Luma
03:19:17Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:19:22All of this graffiti is written in it.03:19:25So it could conceivably survive a very long time.03:19:29if not disturbed.03:19:31Um,03:19:36So the material it’s written in on its own does not tell you how long it’s been here.03:19:43I will need an investigation check.
Luma
03:19:48Check.
Dungeon Master
03:19:49Unless you want to, you’re essentially going to be studying the like materials, uh,03:19:54that it’s been written in and the materials it’s been written on, the stone itself, if you have an argument for a different approach,03:20:01Otherwise, it’s going to be investigation.
Luma
03:20:07prepped better for today because of all these fucking checks. So she’s got her multi-tool03:20:12our manifold tool.03:20:13What about an alchemical tool?
Dungeon Master
03:20:17Yes.
Luma
03:20:18uh, Alchemist survives.
Dungeon Master
03:20:18I will absolutely take that.
Luma
03:20:21In which case,03:20:23Uh…03:20:2411…03:20:2513.
Dungeon Master
03:20:28You, like, scrape off some of this, like, pseudo, like, oil-based chalk.03:20:33get a study03:20:36But you can’t really deduce how long it’s been here03:20:39Um,03:20:40just by doing that,03:20:42you don’t really have an approach in mind for that.03:20:45Um,03:20:47Other materials might have faded faster, but this one, you know, can last a very long time.03:20:51So this could have been tens of years.03:20:53This could have been hundreds and hundreds of years.03:20:55If it wasn’t disturbed, it’s not going anywhere.
Luma
03:20:58Senate Department and03:21:00acrylic.
Dungeon Master
03:21:01Any what?
Luma
03:21:02Carbon in the acrylic.
Dungeon Master
03:21:04Um,03:21:06Testing the acrylic for like foreign materials is what you were doing and what a higher role would have yielded different results on.03:21:18Um,03:21:27If you want to do anything else or anything, let me know.
Luma
03:21:34But at…03:21:35voted Hazel’s nature check.
Dungeon Master
03:21:37Hazel with a 7 did not
Luma
03:21:37Total.03:21:38- Oh, seven, my bad.
Dungeon Master
03:21:40laughs
Iva
03:21:41Thank you.
Luma
03:21:41All right, I didn’t see it.
Hazel
03:21:43Right.
Dungeon Master
03:21:44to not turn up anything different.
Iva
03:21:44get bullied.
Dungeon Master
03:21:46um,03:21:47But this is another hall of what before were revealed to be apartments.03:21:51Some of the doors open, some closed, very similar to above.03:21:57Same construction as above.
Luma
03:22:03Even if Luma doesn’t find anything interesting in them, she is checking every single one of them specifically so that she can map out the rooms.
Dungeon Master
03:22:07Okay.03:22:11in one of the apartments
Hazel
03:22:13is very solid.03:22:15- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:22:16In one of the apartments behind a collapsed ceramic jug, you find a leather-bound book, handwritten in Dwarvish.03:22:25Zuma.
Luma
03:22:25Ah.
Dungeon Master
03:22:27um,
Luma
03:22:27Luma’s going to draw some gloves so that she doesn’t leave fingerprints and
Rhysaene
03:22:31- Thank you.
Luma
03:22:31disturb the dust this time.
Dungeon Master
03:22:31Go ahead and
Rhysaene
03:22:33of my
Iva
03:22:33Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:22:33Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:22:34uh,03:22:35Oh, shut up.03:22:37Shut up. Lu- uh, Luma?
Luma
03:22:39Huh?
Rhysaene
03:22:41Should I be casting down here?
Luma
03:22:44Casting?
Rhysaene
03:22:45And they…03:22:46detect that
Luma
03:22:48Does magic leave a residue?03:22:50Do I know anything about that?
Dungeon Master
03:22:52Yeah, it can.03:22:56It…03:22:57It’s casual casting of regular magic isn’t going to leave…03:23:02Um,
Rhysaene
03:23:03Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:23:04like a residue, like…03:23:07The idea that magic leaves residue outside of being an actor spell is something I use to reveal information to you guys. It is not…03:23:16in most situations, going to be a gotcha played on you guys?03:23:20So the answer is yes, but it’s unlikely that it’s going to lead to anything.
Rhysaene
03:23:20Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:23:24You know, detect magic is…
Rhysaene
03:23:25Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:23:26specifically foiled by like a foot of stone and there are hundreds, maybe not hundreds, but there are dozens of feet of stone between you and any other living being.
Rhysaene
03:23:31Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:23:36Presumably.
Rhysaene
03:23:36Thank you.
Luma
03:23:36If they came down into the vault after us,
Dungeon Master
03:23:40I understand.03:23:42The only answer I can give is technically yes, they could maybe detect it.
Iva
03:23:42their magic blacklight
Dungeon Master
03:23:46But like,03:23:47It’s…03:23:48it is not something I would worry about.
Luma
03:23:48All right.
Rhysaene
03:23:50Oh, yeah.
Luma
03:23:51Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:23:51Like, I don’t plan on doing a fucking outrish boss.03:23:54Like, like…
Luma
03:23:55Yeah. Well, the evidence of the spell would absolutely be there, but yeah, no, I don’t think just casting Detect Magic would leave a Detect Magic residue.
Rhysaene
03:23:56Um,03:23:58Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ll just like03:24:01Oh, I can…03:24:03Yeah, okay.03:24:04Oh, the rest will be like, okay, well…03:24:07How?03:24:08And then she will flick her wrists and ask me to kind of open the door.03:24:14But…
Dungeon Master
03:24:15um,
Luma
03:24:16Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:24:17the book,03:24:19Cracks open, folds open.03:24:20You can tell this book is badly damaged.03:24:22There looks like there are like…03:24:24There’s like a chemical burn all the way through in one place.03:24:28And it looks like one of the shards of ceramic actually like…03:24:32fell such when this thing shattered that it embedded in the book.
Luma
03:24:36Oh, no.
Dungeon Master
03:24:36Um,03:24:37So it is damaged. A lot of the entries are faded.03:24:43somewhat damaged by water, just like,03:24:47not taken care of around the time…03:24:50It was left here, maybe a little after that, but there are three entries that are fairly legible.03:24:59And they, I think posted in the wrong order03:25:02The correct order is 15, 16, 18.03:25:05Up at the top, it should still be in.03:25:08um,03:25:09And of course, Eylesis.
Luma
03:25:12guys.
Dungeon Master
03:25:13You can read Dwarvish.03:25:16Dwarven, Dwarvish.03:25:19Get your own copy.
Luma
03:25:23Okay, Luma will read it out to the party.03:25:25and by that I mean I will read it out to the party
Rhysaene
03:25:26Thank you.
Luma
03:25:2815th
Rhysaene
03:25:29Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:25:29I can post it if you’re just gonna…
Luma
03:25:30Thanks.03:25:31I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:25:32it.03:25:32Or if you want to read it, that’s totally fine.
Luma
03:25:35I’ll read it. You can post it too.03:25:36Whichever. The Everfire Awakened.03:25:39At first I took it for the usual heat in the lower ways, but the stone gave…03:25:43answer.03:25:44A groaning underfoot, deep and ill, then the fire came up all at once, as if the chambers had been struck from below.
Iva
03:25:45I’m…03:25:46Thank you.03:25:47Yeah.
Luma
03:25:50The lower foundries are lost, the closest workshops with them. Flame took…03:25:54Beam, bellows, and store.03:25:56We could not stop it.03:25:58Something is dead, something is dead.03:26:01Borge master, Rubii is dead.03:26:03May they be received in honor.03:26:05They spelled received wrong.03:26:06Whoa.
Dungeon Master
03:26:07Fuck.
Iva
03:26:08laughter
Luma
03:26:08Sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:26:08Fuck!
Temerity
03:26:09- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luma
03:26:11- Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:26:11I love it.
Dungeon Master
03:26:12Listen.03:26:12There were typos in your last newspaper article too, Eylesis.
Luma
03:26:13Yeah.03:26:16Oh, were there?
Iva
03:26:16-
Rhysaene
03:26:16Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:26:17Yep.
Luma
03:26:18- Yeah.03:26:19It’s funny.
Iva
03:26:19Ha ha ha ha!
Luma
03:26:20Maybe they’re intentional.
Iva
03:26:20this is why you don’t,
Rhysaene
03:26:22Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:26:23Yeah.
Iva
03:26:23This is why you don’t get written notes.
Luma
03:26:2316th.03:26:25I think.
Iva
03:26:25Thank you.
Luma
03:26:2616th ink splat. The smoke does not leave. The passage down is barred. No one goes below without leave.03:26:33and name the vigilance stand thick in the halls.03:26:36Questions for all who come up?03:26:38who came up03:26:39I think they will find answers. The lower ways are blackened.03:26:42Iron has run where it should not. Stone split and lifted.03:26:46I found one of my chisels melted fast into the floor.03:26:49Uh,03:26:52something loose and broke the hammer for my trouble.03:26:56If something burns on, it seems to have calmed…
Rhysaene
03:26:58Thank you.
Luma
03:27:01Do not trust it.03:27:05Dun dun dun.03:27:06Uh…03:27:0718th. We counted the dead again. There are always more than First Reckoning.03:27:12Rounding corners under fall in the stair.03:27:15The smoke is finally clearing below, the upper levels are largely intact, a few minor injuries mostly03:27:20things.03:27:21falling off shells and of course the surface fortress is undamaged the city stands03:27:26The walls stand…03:27:28Uh…03:27:31Watchers maybe?03:27:33Cold and clean.
Hazel
03:27:34who,
Luma
03:27:35Oh, yeah, water’s cold and clean.03:27:38Something homes are unburnt.03:27:41Something holds as it always held.03:27:44but has been dealt a wound that I do not think will ever heal.03:27:51Tan tan tan.03:27:53So you opened a portal into the elemental plane of fire.
Temerity
03:27:57-
Hazel
03:27:57Ewww.
Iva
03:27:58Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:27:59Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:28:04- It sounds like the name of an anime.
Luma
03:28:06Ha ha ha!
Temerity
03:28:06- Yeah.
Luma
03:28:08Is it safe to open portals in the elemental plane of fire?
Hazel
03:28:09That’s why you don’t dig straight.03:28:11dig straight down.
Luma
03:28:12don’t take down
Temerity
03:28:13-
Iva
03:28:13- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:28:13It looks straight down on the little fuck.
Luma
03:28:14Yeah.03:28:15Wow, the dwarves dug too deep, huh?
Rhysaene
03:28:16Yeah.03:28:19Your message in…
Hazel
03:28:20It’s a classic.
Rhysaene
03:28:21Game chat is fucking frying me, Mariah.
Luma
03:28:25-
Hazel
03:28:25- Okay.
Luma
03:28:29Yeah.
Temerity
03:28:29laughter
Dungeon Master
03:28:34You want to go back to that hole and jump in and tell me whatever fire can’t melt?
Luma
03:28:36Thank you.
Temerity
03:28:38Everfire.
Hazel
03:28:38Yeah.
Luma
03:28:39No, no, no.
Rhysaene
03:28:40I think…
Hazel
03:28:40I’m told it.03:28:42I’m telling you, okay? The moat is running pure, it’s running clean, it’s running dry, it’s running perfectly. The moat can’t freeze, alright?
Rhysaene
03:28:42Thank you.
Iva
03:28:46laughter
Hazel
03:28:48They’re putting…
Dungeon Master
03:28:49Thank you.
Iva
03:28:49- Thank you.
Hazel
03:28:50Everfire in the water, then I turn the freaking gods dead.
Dungeon Master
03:28:50Thank you.
Hazel
03:28:53Okay? That’s what I’m saying.
Iva
03:28:53laughter
Temerity
03:28:53laughter
Rhysaene
03:28:56Thank you.
Temerity
03:28:56Thank you.
Luma
03:28:57God’s death is so good.
Rhysaene
03:29:00They’re telling me the fucking dwarfs die.
Dungeon Master
03:29:00Mm-hmm.03:29:03But yeah, that’s what you’ve got.03:29:04That’s what you find.
Rhysaene
03:29:06Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:29:06All right.
Temerity
03:29:08are in the freaking dwarf’s surface.
Luma
03:29:08Awesome.03:29:09Uh, yeah, Luma’s gonna copy down03:29:12the notes or the journal entries into her own03:29:15so that we can leave the journal here.
Temerity
03:29:18All right.
Luma
03:29:18In both Dwarvish and common.
Rhysaene
03:29:21Yeah, wrestle.
Luma
03:29:21um,
Rhysaene
03:29:23when Lume is done,
Dungeon Master
03:29:24I’ll be…
Rhysaene
03:29:26I will.03:29:27my wrist and03:29:29The book will close.
Dungeon Master
03:29:31- Right back one second.
Luma
03:29:31That’s a really neat trick.
Rhysaene
03:29:35Yeah, it’s neat.
Luma
03:29:38Does the hand look like Rhys hand?
Hazel
03:29:39- Right.
Rhysaene
03:29:40It looks like a Rhys’s hand, but like…03:29:44like that seemly garish, like blood wine thing.03:29:48red flame.
Luma
03:29:50- Ah.03:29:53Eros, where does your magic come from?
Rhysaene
03:29:59Ugh.03:30:01Not a liberty to say.
Luma
03:30:04Oh, okay. I was just curious.03:30:06Cause like mine comes for words.
Iva
03:30:06That’s a weird…03:30:07Yeah.03:30:08That’s a weird answer, Rhys.
Luma
03:30:12Well, maybe she doesn’t know.
Rhysaene
03:30:12All right.03:30:13Yeah.
Luma
03:30:16Where does your shape shifting come from, Iva?
Temerity
03:30:16- Yeah.
Iva
03:30:18I was born with it.
Luma
03:30:21Yeah, but where does it come from?03:30:23Is it genetic?
Iva
03:30:23Me.03:30:25I would assume so. I was born with it. Isn’t that how things that are genetic come from?
Luma
03:30:31- Ow.03:30:32Yeah, maybe. But are you sure you were born with it?
Rhysaene
03:30:38Just as you would say,03:30:40- Iva.03:30:41Never ask a woman for magic.
Iva
03:30:43-
Luma
03:30:44I don’t know.03:30:45Yeah.03:30:49Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you or anything. I was just curious.
Rhysaene
03:30:56Now, I’m…03:30:58- Ta-ta.03:31:01from a friend.
Luma
03:31:03Oh,
Rhysaene
03:31:03I think.
Dungeon Master
03:31:10back.
Temerity
03:31:11- Talk to me.
Hazel
03:31:11come back.03:31:13I think this whole time Hazel’s still in that hallway.03:31:16with all the graffiti and she’s just kind of like,
Luma
03:31:18Mm-hmm.
Hazel
03:31:19She just has her hand on the wall.
Temerity
03:31:27Yeah.
Luma
03:31:27We found more notes, Hazel. They’re really weird.
Hazel
03:31:33out.03:31:35does it03:31:38What do they say?
Luma
03:31:40I think it describes what happened to the other vault.03:31:43With the big hole on the ground.
Hazel
03:31:46Oh.
Luma
03:31:47And I think--03:31:48I think the Everfire exploded.
Hazel
03:31:56Thank you.03:31:57- Not.03:32:00I suppose.
Luma
03:32:04Yeah, it’s kind of like what happened with the lantern, but like way bigger.
Rhysaene
03:32:08Oh.
Hazel
03:32:09I wonder if it was induced by the starfall.
Rhysaene
03:32:09So you don’t think it was intentional?
Hazel
03:32:11or amplified by the third fold.
Luma
03:32:14Maybe. It’s got a date, but the date got inked over.03:32:24Oh, yeah, or burned.03:32:27There’s the book is really damaged.
Hazel
03:32:31- Yeah.03:32:33Honestly, I bet even if there was a date, it would be hard as hell for us to date something that’s03:32:38That would potentially be using like a dating system that03:32:42is03:32:44obsolete.03:32:45Thank you.
Temerity
03:32:45Yeah, a different calendar.
Luma
03:32:46- Sure.
Hazel
03:32:47Um,
Luma
03:32:47True.
Hazel
03:32:50We’d be like, oh my God, the calendar ends here.03:32:52That’s when the end of the world happens in 2012.
Iva
03:32:54laughter
Temerity
03:32:54Hehehehe.
Luma
03:32:56Oh, wait.
Hazel
03:32:57uh,
Iva
03:32:57The minds, they were right.
Luma
03:32:59Where is the calendar system in this?
Dungeon Master
03:33:02I thought it was in the
Luma
03:33:02notes.
Dungeon Master
03:33:04the setting overview maybe.
Temerity
03:33:06I think so.
Dungeon Master
03:33:06Yeah, it is.
Luma
03:33:07Yeah, it is.03:33:15Where did the party notes?
Hazel
03:33:21None of the03:33:25none of these like03:33:30None of these months are nearly short enough to be03:33:34whatever this,03:33:36whatever that word is.
Luma
03:33:37Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Hazel
03:33:41So this is either before the starfall or before03:33:46the03:33:48before this new dating system was established, because obviously like03:33:52We don’t--03:33:53People living in 1 AD weren’t calling it year one.
Temerity
03:33:59Yeah.
Luma
03:33:59Yeah.03:34:07Setting overview.
Hazel
03:34:09especially if these guys lock themselves underground.03:34:12they,03:34:12eh,03:34:13my guess because like, uh,03:34:17If the starfall is like03:34:19was some kind of like weird03:34:22magic based like phenomenon03:34:24And it caused, like, gods to die and, like, afterlifes to get fucky and…03:34:31all this kind of stuff, it would probably also severely fuck with like the other planes that are like just pure magic.03:34:39Um…
Luma
03:34:40Do we know anything about other planes?
Hazel
03:34:40And so I would.
Dungeon Master
03:34:43Um…
Hazel
03:34:46of like their existence, I would imagine. I think Hazel would at least know that like the Feywild exists and like
Dungeon Master
03:34:49Yeah.03:34:51Yeah.03:34:53you.
Luma
03:34:53Okay.
Hazel
03:34:53the elemental spirits from last session,
Dungeon Master
03:34:56Yeah, the
Hazel
03:34:56I think
Dungeon Master
03:34:57The conception is very vague.03:34:59It is…03:35:01It is like03:35:02Yes, there are probably other planes that are like03:35:05colloquial like hell.03:35:07like go to hell03:35:09Hell is presumably a place or places.03:35:12Um,03:35:13Hazel probably knows that the Feywild exists or might exist.03:35:17There’s no…03:35:18No one knows anything concrete, and most people don’t know anything at all, but…03:35:23but they still have bled into culture.03:35:27The idea that like there are other worlds and they have their own properties.
Hazel
03:35:34um,
Iva
03:35:35Oh, they’re landlords? That’s fucked up.
Dungeon Master
03:35:37Um…
Hazel
03:35:38Also your bag of Holden has to go somewhere.
Dungeon Master
03:35:40The bag of holding is an extra dimensional space.03:35:43Luma would understand that.
Luma
03:35:43I don’t know.03:35:44All Luma knows is that she wrote bigger on the inside and it got better on the inside.
Dungeon Master
03:35:47I did not understand how it is bigger on the inside.
Hazel
03:35:48Dude, it is.03:35:49Fair enough.
Luma
03:35:49Absolutely.
Dungeon Master
03:35:51Although…03:35:52Um,03:35:53Some of you may have more knowledge than others when it comes to that.03:35:58Like, Hazel specifically has probably talked about a place, like, the places where spirits come from, like the Feywild.
Hazel
03:36:08Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:36:08Um,
Hazel
03:36:09or those fire spirits.
Dungeon Master
03:36:11Or those fire spirits.03:36:13So there’s some conception of it, but it’s not something most of you would probably, like, Luma self-taught magic.03:36:20Luma didn’t…03:36:22learn in a wizard tower.
Hazel
03:36:24Yeah. So if the like03:36:26If.03:36:27We03:36:29think of the idea that it could be like03:36:32that it could have been like some kind of03:36:35some kind of gateway to03:36:37the to the elemental03:36:38- Lane, you know.03:36:40uh,03:36:42to the plane of fire, or perhaps it’s just like a deep volcanic rift.03:36:49Maybe.03:36:50Maybe it could be that magic03:36:54magic like03:36:55getting all fucky cause it to explode or the other thing03:36:59the Starfall03:37:01from what we understand, especially because it took a chunk out of the moon, was a literal…03:37:06physical thing that crashed into the earth, which would have also caused like03:37:11tectonic.03:37:12disturbances.03:37:14uh,03:37:16volcanoes probably would have would have erupted.03:37:19things like shit would have gotten like03:37:22all kinds of fucking…
Temerity
03:37:24Mm-hmm.
Hazel
03:37:25um,
Dungeon Master
03:37:30Um,
Hazel
03:37:31So my guess is that everything that, that,03:37:35Mike.03:37:36guess would be that shit went south because of that, but I don’t know.
Luma
03:37:42That’s a good03:37:43hypothesis.
Dungeon Master
03:37:47um,
Hazel
03:37:47And that’s an out-of-character hypothesis.
Dungeon Master
03:37:50So you study the journal, you copy down what you can, and then you close it and leave it where it was?
Luma
03:37:57Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:37:58Do you like to do anything else with anything in this particular apartment?
Luma
03:38:08Uh,03:38:10No, she’s just going to map it.03:38:12Make sure there’s nothing else that they missed.
Dungeon Master
03:38:16Um,03:38:17- Yeah.03:38:18me look real quick.03:38:23Um,03:38:24No, other than to say that the journal in general, you get the vibe that the person who wrote it was a smith who worked in those foundries.03:38:33or worked in some foundries.03:38:35um,03:38:36someone had guessed it was those,03:38:38and I think that’s a pretty fair assumption.
Luma
03:38:41Yeah, that’s…
Dungeon Master
03:38:41Bye.
Luma
03:38:43Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:38:45Other than that, nothing really in this…03:38:48And this apartment stands out.03:38:50These apartments03:38:51are a little more03:38:53diverse than the others in terms of the state they’re in.03:38:56Some still have stuff in them, like there were people living there.03:39:00Others have been cleared out similar to the ones above.03:39:03More seem to have been cleared out in more careful or slow manners.03:39:09Others…03:39:11Uh, it’s just all over the place.03:39:17What would you like to do?
Luma
03:39:28All the apartments?
Dungeon Master
03:39:29Huh?
Luma
03:39:30We’ve done all the apartments on this floor.
Dungeon Master
03:39:32No.03:39:33Sorry, you have not done all of them.
Luma
03:39:34Oh.03:39:35My bad, I was trying to
Dungeon Master
03:39:36Oh, just the ones.
Rhysaene
03:39:37Thank you.
Luma
03:39:37to.03:39:38I was looking at the note.03:39:40Yeah, then we’re just going to continue down the hall.
Dungeon Master
03:39:40Yeah.03:39:42You continue…
Luma
03:39:43Thanks, guys.
Rhysaene
03:39:43I will follow.
Dungeon Master
03:39:44into another apartment.
Iva
03:39:44I have a awesome.03:39:47sticking close to MoMA.
Luma
03:39:48Oh shit, this one’s gonna map. Be prepared for traps.
Dungeon Master
03:39:50This one’s got a map.03:39:52to not be prepared
Luma
03:39:52Image unavailable.
Dungeon Master
03:39:54Yeah. What? Why is image unavailable?
Hazel
03:39:55since we’re following, I know,
Iva
03:39:56My image is available.
Dungeon Master
03:39:57Well, good luck.
Luma
03:39:57May have a delete.
Dungeon Master
03:39:59Hazel.03:40:00Hazel.03:40:02I’m giving Rhys to Olivia again.
Temerity
03:40:06Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:40:07And03:40:08I’ve…
Luma
03:40:09- Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:40:10I’m in safe hands.
Temerity
03:40:15That’s what I got so far.
Rhysaene
03:40:18Okay.
Iva
03:40:19Yeah, that’s what I got so far too.
Luma
03:40:20No.03:40:20-03:40:21Not a whole lot yet.03:40:23- Yeah.
Iva
03:40:24Actually, I got a lot less now.03:40:25Someone turn on my light.
Rhysaene
03:40:26Have a million…03:40:28But dog vision.
Temerity
03:40:32He he he he.
Rhysaene
03:40:33- Yeah.
Temerity
03:40:34You and me, we got this.
Dungeon Master
03:40:34Right.03:40:36This is not like the other map.03:40:38It’s not literal. This is a door in a03:40:40hallway full of doors. I just03:40:42set this up to be for03:40:44areas that might need maps. So it’s03:40:47Inside, the apartment’s fairly literal.03:40:48Outside, you’re in like a…03:40:50Like…03:40:52Nope, that’s a circle.
Iva
03:40:54I can’t see.
Dungeon Master
03:40:55I don’t know why.
Iva
03:40:58I’m reloading just in case.
Dungeon Master
03:40:58I don’t.03:41:01You can’t see because you have…
Iva
03:41:01- Nope.
Dungeon Master
03:41:035 foot vision.
Temerity
03:41:03No biggie.
Iva
03:41:04But I have a lantern.
Dungeon Master
03:41:06No, you don’t get to see ever again.03:41:08Can everyone else see?
Temerity
03:41:09Yeah, I can see.
Luma
03:41:11you don’t get to see ever again.03:41:13- Uh.
Dungeon Master
03:41:14You’re carrying a lantern. I’ll just give you dark vision. Fuck it.
Iva
03:41:20This is how I get darkvision in the game.
Hazel
03:41:23Nope.03:41:26Sorry buddy.
Temerity
03:41:29Bucko.
Iva
03:41:29I.
Hazel
03:41:30You can’t get advantage on every charisma check you ever make and also get dark vision.
Dungeon Master
03:41:34Yeah, that’s pretty true.
Iva
03:41:35- Yeah.
Hazel
03:41:36I’m stealing the catalytic converter from your car.
Iva
03:41:36Uh,03:41:39Can you…03:41:39me to where I am.
Dungeon Master
03:41:41You’re right.03:41:43Uh,03:41:43you’re probably somewhere else and weren’t even looking in the right place.03:41:50That work, can you see?
Iva
03:41:51Nope, nope, nope. There’s a blue dot, so I’m assuming I’m in the right area.
Dungeon Master
03:41:56I…03:41:57I don’t understand. Everyone else’s work’s fine.03:42:01Iva!03:42:02I’ve assigned you…03:42:03I have a vision.
Iva
03:42:04I can see you.
Rhysaene
03:42:05Thank you.
Luma
03:42:06I need to be right back.
Dungeon Master
03:42:06Can you still see?
Iva
03:42:08I can still see…
Rhysaene
03:42:10I’ll be one second.
Dungeon Master
03:42:13Okay.03:42:13people are being
Iva
03:42:19I am no longer blind. I can see again.
Dungeon Master
03:42:21Okay.
Iva
03:42:30The rain is gone.
Dungeon Master
03:42:36Bye.03:42:36Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:42:38Think that you should come.03:42:40Mm-hmm.03:42:42Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
03:42:48Hello, I’m back.
Temerity
03:42:49Welcome back.
Dungeon Master
03:42:49Welcome back.
Iva
03:42:50Welcome back.
Dungeon Master
03:42:52All right, let’s just also BRB’d.
Temerity
03:43:33Do, do, do, do, do.
Dungeon Master
03:43:45who’s posting in game chat.
Temerity
03:43:48I posted the screenshot.
Dungeon Master
03:43:50the void.
Rhysaene
03:44:15Yeah, I see the map.
Temerity
03:44:24Here, let me send you.03:44:27Even more updated ones.
Hazel
03:44:52There was a post on the D&D subreddit of people arguing about darkvision.03:44:57making me laugh.
Dungeon Master
03:44:59Oh.
Temerity
03:44:59Oh yeah.
Hazel
03:45:00It was just people trying to assign like real world physics.03:45:03and like physical properties to dark vision. Um,
Dungeon Master
03:45:03Ah.
Hazel
03:45:07as opposed to what the text of the effect says.
Dungeon Master
03:45:11Uh-huh.
Hazel
03:45:12Because like…03:45:13People rationalizing dark vision as how a cat sees in the dark.03:45:19where they can’t see in the dark, they just catch a lot more light than we do.
Dungeon Master
03:45:19- Uh-huh.
Temerity
03:45:19- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:45:24No, that shit’s magic. In second edition, it was not dark vision, it was infra-vision.
Temerity
03:45:30Yeah.
Hazel
03:45:30- Yeah.03:45:32And in a lot of the, in like,03:45:35most of the like03:45:38most of the D&D fiction outside of the game itself, like the novels. It is literally, it is just magic sea in the dark.03:45:47Basically, people were arguing about whether or not you could read something with dark vision, because there isn’t light to catch the writing on the paper, so it would be like seeing a…03:45:56It would be like looking at it.
Dungeon Master
03:45:56not fucking…03:45:58echolocation.03:45:59Yeah.
Hazel
03:46:01uh,03:46:02it would be like a texture in a video game where it was just like completely blank.03:46:07Um,
Dungeon Master
03:46:08That’s not how that works.
Hazel
03:46:10Um, but03:46:11Yeah.03:46:12That was making me laugh.
Dungeon Master
03:46:13You just can’t see color.
Hazel
03:46:15Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:46:18except for one of the older printings of, um,03:46:22one of the races. I think it was like Fire Ganassi, but I’m not positive. Instead of Shades of Grey, it’s Shades of Red.
Hazel
03:46:30- Eee.
Dungeon Master
03:46:32But I think that’s not a thing anymore.
Hazel
03:46:35That’s cool, though.03:46:39uh,
Dungeon Master
03:46:41Welcome back.
Hazel
03:46:42Welcome back.
Luma
03:46:42I think it was.
Temerity
03:46:43Welcome back.
Luma
03:46:43or…
Dungeon Master
03:46:46at the entrance of yet another apartment, no different from any others.
Luma
03:46:51In we go.
Dungeon Master
03:46:52In you go.
Temerity
03:46:52Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:46:53The apartment is decent sized but very sparse.03:46:59I have…03:47:00placed a bookshelves on the walls, but they are largely empty. Um, guarding the front door are03:47:06two suits of decently made armor. Uh, it appears to be ring mail kind of draped over, um,03:47:14Armour stand mannequins.
Temerity
03:47:18It is going to…03:47:20make sure that03:47:21they’re standing kind of close to the armor because they don’t want to get jumped again.
Dungeon Master
03:47:24Yeah.03:47:28Oh.
Hazel
03:47:29even think about it.
Dungeon Master
03:47:31Hup, chup, chup.03:47:32There are two doors on the western wall and an open doorway on the east side that looks like it leads into maybe like a dining room.03:47:42There’s a table, there’s a big barrel.03:47:47It’s a kitchen! Hey! What do you know? There’s some shattered cookware, pottery, counters, stove, oven left open, couple barrels that are…03:47:59sitting in the corner
Luma
03:48:02Trust.
Dungeon Master
03:48:03There is a, it is, it is a chest.03:48:06It is supposed to be like a pantry though,03:48:08but I couldn’t find a pantry.
Luma
03:48:09That’s fine.03:48:10Okay.03:48:11Yeah, Illumina will map out the area while curiously investigate the kitchen.
Dungeon Master
03:48:16Yeah.03:48:17um,03:48:18Kitchen seems to… most things of value seem to be missing.03:48:21There aren’t, like, silverware.03:48:22There’s some, like, pottery…03:48:25Um,03:48:25The pantry still has, like, dry ingredients in it, and they’ve…03:48:31They’ve aged a bit, a little bit.03:48:35There’s a barrel in the corner, which is very clearly now a keg.03:48:40with a tap and all.03:48:44Huh?
Luma
03:48:45- Jeff’s doing it.
Dungeon Master
03:48:47Stew? No, it does not have stew in it. It appears to have a dark dwarven ale.
Luma
03:48:52Damn, no perpetuals too.
Iva
03:48:55the ultimate perpetual still.
Dungeon Master
03:48:55No perpetual stew here.
Hazel
03:48:56Peace.03:48:57That shit would be…
Luma
03:48:59and then…
Hazel
03:49:00biohazard.
Luma
03:49:01In a barrel, yeah.
Temerity
03:49:02Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
03:49:02Oh,
Hazel
03:49:05for…
Luma
03:49:05Good night.
Hazel
03:49:07How old?03:49:07I can’t.
Dungeon Master
03:49:09Huh?
Luma
03:49:09Yeah, 1,500-year-old Stu, baby.03:49:12That’s super aged.
Rhysaene
03:49:13- Yes.
Luma
03:49:13Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:49:13- Yeah, are you afraid of a little seasoning?03:49:16Come on now.
Temerity
03:49:17laughs
Rhysaene
03:49:17Absolutely.
Dungeon Master
03:49:17I think.
Luma
03:49:19If by seasoning, you mean a mutated version of Cordyceps.
Dungeon Master
03:49:22- Yeah.
Temerity
03:49:23What?
Rhysaene
03:49:24Mmm.
Luma
03:49:26Forget Fallout. This is Last of Us now.
Temerity
03:49:27What is it, surfacer scared of a little flavor?
Luma
03:49:29Mm-hmm.03:49:30Uh,
Rhysaene
03:49:31Yeah.
Iva
03:49:31We can.
Dungeon Master
03:49:31because I’m scared of a little flavor.
Rhysaene
03:49:32- Yeah, seasoned as fuck, pan.
Temerity
03:49:34Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:49:35We’ll check these bookshelves.
Temerity
03:49:35I don’t know.03:49:37I’m scared.
Dungeon Master
03:49:37The shelves are mostly empty.
Temerity
03:49:39It’s…
Dungeon Master
03:49:40What Little Remains appears to be some Dwarven books that are just like…03:49:46books about smithing03:49:49They are…
Luma
03:49:49- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:49:50old, the information in them is not special. It seems smithing hasn’t really changed much.03:49:57But the books themselves are like03:50:00wildly antique, presumably.
Luma
03:50:02Oloma opens one of the smithing books and then above her head it just says smithing level one.
Temerity
03:50:03Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:50:06smithing level one.
Temerity
03:50:07He he he.
Luma
03:50:09Yeah, check these books.
Dungeon Master
03:50:11It’s more the same. There’s only a couple books. It looks like most of the stuff that was in this apartment was either taken or this apartment never really had much in it to begin with. It’s difficult to tell which.
Luma
03:50:22Okay, are these doors right here?
Temerity
03:50:22Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
03:50:24Yes, both of these, there are two doors in this wall.
Temerity
03:50:24Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:50:26right next to each other essentially.
Temerity
03:50:26Yeah, that’s good.
Luma
03:50:28Let’s open them up.
Temerity
03:50:29All right.
Dungeon Master
03:50:30All right.03:50:30You opening the southernmost door?
Luma
03:50:33Oh, they’re two different doors to two different rooms.
Dungeon Master
03:50:34Yes, they are two different doors.
Luma
03:50:35Oh, yeah, let’s open the southern room.
Temerity
03:50:38I was going to say Temerity opens up that door as well.
Dungeon Master
03:50:41The other door?
Temerity
03:50:42Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:50:43Uh, Temerity, you opened a door into an undecorated bedroom, a single stone bed.03:50:50Um,03:50:52and apparently nothing else at first glance.03:50:57Luma, you open a room into what is clearly a workshop.03:51:00There are crates containing…03:51:03like,03:51:03Wood and some other like raw materials. There’s an empty chest. There’s a couple work tables on one or some old like blueprints for like weapons. There’s a tool like rack.03:51:15up against and built into the wall. It still has all the tools on it, hammers and pliers and wrenches and all sorts of like standard workshop tools.03:51:29Um,
Luma
03:51:30You know, I’m kind of jealous of this apartment holder. He’s got a whole workshop back here.
Dungeon Master
03:51:34He’s got a whole little tiny, he’s got a whole workshop.03:51:36It’s, I say little tiny, it’s 10 by 15.03:51:38It’s not bad.
Luma
03:51:40That was a huge workshop.
Dungeon Master
03:51:40uh,03:51:41Yeah, it is kind of the thing of like D&D map versus like actual room dimensions and what works for each.
Luma
03:51:44Okay.03:51:46Oh,03:51:48Luma will check out the blueprints to see if there’s anything interesting.
Dungeon Master
03:51:52basic weapon designs, nothing, nothing stand out at all. You would, you would, you would,03:51:56these are even like basic by like dwarven standards, nothing interesting Temerity.03:52:01What are you doing while Luma’s investigating?
Temerity
03:52:04Temerity sweep in the room, seeing if there’s anything dangerous or that might03:52:10be a03:52:12eye catching.
Dungeon Master
03:52:13Temerity can roll an investigation check.
Temerity
03:52:16ugh.
Luma
03:52:17Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:52:20I got a five.
Dungeon Master
03:52:24Nothing comes from that check really.03:52:28secretary low roll.
Temerity
03:52:30Temerity walks out.03:52:34And it’s…
Luma
03:52:34Then we’ll map out the workshop, note the details.
Dungeon Master
03:52:37Yeah.03:52:38You’ve noticed the details.
Luma
03:52:38Then move on to the other room and just do the same thing.
Dungeon Master
03:52:40You move on to the other room.03:52:42You check it for details, you can roll an investigation check if you would like.
Luma
03:52:46Is it for the book that’s under the bed?
Dungeon Master
03:52:48Yes, it’s for the…03:52:49All right.03:52:50You don’t have to roll.
Luma
03:52:50- Yeah.03:52:51I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:52:52You find a book under the bed.
Temerity
03:52:52What the f-
Luma
03:52:54There’s a book out of the bed clearly right there on the map.
Temerity
03:52:54I went like this for a while.
Rhysaene
03:52:56We do this.
Luma
03:53:01Oh,
Temerity
03:53:02you
Iva
03:53:03He didn’t say anything.
Dungeon Master
03:53:04You didn’t say anything. I’m not checking your pointers.
Temerity
03:53:04Yeah.03:53:05Hey, you know.03:53:07Yeah, that’s rare.03:53:09I saw it, but Temerity didn’t.03:53:11That track, so…
Luma
03:53:12If he wants me to have found it, that’s fine.
Rhysaene
03:53:13- Yes.
Luma
03:53:14I just…
Temerity
03:53:15Nah, no, no, no.
Dungeon Master
03:53:15Drew, if you want the Temerity Day to find it,
Luma
03:53:15Look right there.
Temerity
03:53:17Nah, it’s going to be in Dwarvish.
Luma
03:53:19-
Dungeon Master
03:53:19I mean,
Luma
03:53:20We’re just saving us the changing of hands.
Temerity
03:53:23Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:53:23It is indeed in Dwarvish. There’s no handout for this one. It is a basic journal, diary, inventory log, the whole shebang of a pretty basic Dwarven crafter. But two entries stand out above the others.03:53:40One entry appears to be grumbling about some sort of restrictions and stands out because it is the only entry on that page. And it is only two sentences.03:53:50Given the ruling master’s damn charters forbid this sort of research, I’ve had to, quote, go underground, as the humans say.03:54:00Still, there’s no problem a good hammer can’t fix.
Luma
03:54:06They’re dating.
Dungeon Master
03:54:07There are dates scattered in the text.03:54:10Or no, there are no dates.03:54:11Sorry, there are no dates in this one.03:54:13It’s this one.03:54:13This one does not have a lot of…03:54:15This one might be the most boring thing you’ve found so far,03:54:18except for the two highlighted.03:54:20um,03:54:22entries.03:54:23The other entry stands out because it hints at what research might be.03:54:29Damned things still don’t listen, and the key doesn’t work. Actually, if anything, the device seems to disrupt the internal control array, further leading to even poorer tactical decision making. I definitely shouldn’t put these prototype arrays into the working constructs.03:54:45Dot, dot, dot.03:54:46But, well, I did. Can’t wait to test them!
Iva
03:54:47I don’t know.
Temerity
03:54:50Earth.
Rhysaene
03:54:51- Oh, well.
Temerity
03:54:52Bro is fucking making golems.
Iva
03:54:52Ha ha ha.03:54:55- Yeah.
Luma
03:54:55And…03:54:56Entry 1, we put the defunct…03:54:59arrays into the constructs surely nothing bad will happen entry number two something bad happened
Iva
03:55:04something bad is happening. And everything went fine without incident until…
Dungeon Master
03:55:05The…
Luma
03:55:05I don’t know.03:55:07Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:55:08There are.03:55:10There are like,
Iva
03:55:10The incident.
Dungeon Master
03:55:11two or three mundane entries after the second one and then nothing.
Luma
03:55:20I’ll refer their ludic demon.03:55:28Man, they shoved people into the fucking constructs, didn’t they?
Temerity
03:55:32- No.
Iva
03:55:34They put the people in the…
Luma
03:55:34They put…03:55:36Oh, fuck, they put elementals in the constructs.
Temerity
03:55:39He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
Luma
03:55:39Fuck.
Dungeon Master
03:55:39Thank you.
Hazel
03:55:40he
Dungeon Master
03:55:40Luma 2.0.
Iva
03:55:40Get into the con truck.
Luma
03:55:41Ochi Luma is in a construct somewhere around here.03:55:43We gotta be careful.
Rhysaene
03:55:44Thank you.
Temerity
03:55:45- He he he he he he he he he.
Iva
03:55:46into the construct with you, Shinji.
Luma
03:55:48Get in the construction tree.
Dungeon Master
03:55:49Thank you.
Iva
03:55:51- Yeah.
Luma
03:55:51Alright, yeah, Luma will share the details of those entries by reading them aloud to everybody as she has been doing.03:55:59Uh…
Dungeon Master
03:55:59The text is in the party notes, if anyone wants it.
Temerity
03:56:02Yeah.
Luma
03:56:04Uh, she will finish mapping out the apartment, make sure there’s nothing, nothing else interesting, uh,
Dungeon Master
03:56:10You can give me an investigation check.
Luma
03:56:11in here.03:56:13I want to investigate the cuck chair in the corner over there.
Iva
03:56:16That’s what I…
Dungeon Master
03:56:16That is a stone chair.
Temerity
03:56:16- Yeah.
Luma
03:56:16No.03:56:18Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:56:18And it’s not a cut chair if it’s the only thing in the room.
Luma
03:56:21I don’t know.
Temerity
03:56:22It’s a catty-corner-to-corner chair.
Iva
03:56:23It’s just…
Hazel
03:56:24It’d be a cut chair if it was in here.
Luma
03:56:24And what’s…03:56:26True.
Temerity
03:56:26- True.
Dungeon Master
03:56:27instead of put a cocktail in the bedroom.
Luma
03:56:27Hey, but it’s got sight lines to that room, so it’s just a long distance cutcher.
Temerity
03:56:33Yeah.
Hazel
03:56:33No.
Iva
03:56:33Yeah.
Luma
03:56:34Uh,
Hazel
03:56:34Cut chair for the thinker.
Temerity
03:56:34long distance character.03:56:36Thank you.03:56:38laughter
Luma
03:56:3823
Dungeon Master
03:56:42Um,03:56:44Going over the workshop again,03:56:46Um,03:56:51Something kind of03:56:52Um…03:56:5423.03:56:55Going over the workshop again, you pass over the tool rack a second time.03:56:59Everything here is meticulously cared for. All the tools are polished.03:57:04Um,03:57:06you catch like just barely a hint of something odd.03:57:10There’s a regular ass hammer, not like a weapon hammer, but just like a nail hammer.03:57:18Um,03:57:18hanging on the tool, the, the, the, like hanging against this, like, uh, tool shelf rack thing. Um,03:57:25There’s like a very slight circle in the wood around the hammer in a perfect circle.
Luma
03:57:34Pick up the hammer and I hit the circle.
Dungeon Master
03:57:37You try to pick up the hammer and it does not come off the shelf.03:57:40It is stuck on there.
Luma
03:57:43I try and use a hammer like a…03:57:45like a secret lover.
Dungeon Master
03:57:47you, how do you, you, what are you doing? I mean, I mean,
Luma
03:57:50I pushed…03:57:51I pushed a circle.
Dungeon Master
03:57:53you,
Luma
03:57:53with my finger.
Dungeon Master
03:57:54Push the circle and nothing happens.03:57:56But the hammer, as you try to pull the hammer off,03:57:59you realize it has like give, it can be like rotated,03:58:03but it cannot be pulled.
Luma
03:58:03Oh,03:58:04I turned the hammer.
Dungeon Master
03:58:05You turn the hammer 180 degrees and you hear it click.03:58:09and this tool shelf starts to swing towards you.
Luma
03:58:13I found a secret door.
Temerity
03:58:17you want.
Hazel
03:58:18Finally.
Luma
03:58:20Oh my gosh, he’s got an even bigger workshop back here.
Dungeon Master
03:58:24Yes.
Luma
03:58:24This guy’s crazy!
Dungeon Master
03:58:25Back here.
Rhysaene
03:58:25home.
Dungeon Master
03:58:26is a much larger workshop.03:58:28There’s like,
Luma
03:58:29I’m living here now.
Dungeon Master
03:58:31piles of iron in the corner. There’s a, well, hold on.03:58:34Cause I got to get all the description. There’s more tool racks. Um, there’s, um,03:58:38There’s drains in the floor in case something were to spill.03:58:42There’s all kinds of stuff.03:58:44But…03:58:45three things stand out the most.03:58:49And I’m going to do the thing that stands out the most last because it will distract you all from the other things, I feel like.
Luma
03:58:55the constructs.
Temerity
03:58:55Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
03:58:55Um,03:58:57The one thing that stands out is on one of the workbenches is an odd looking object.03:59:01It’s about two to two and a half feet long, like…03:59:05like vaguely cylindrical. It has a clear handle to it. Um,03:59:11The picture I have makes it kind of look like a blade.03:59:14Does Discord show you the names of files?03:59:17Hold on.
Iva
03:59:18Sometimes.
Dungeon Master
03:59:19Uh, yes.03:59:20So I have to rename this file, actually.03:59:24thing.
Luma
03:59:25own
Iva
03:59:26I mean, you don’t have to.
Dungeon Master
03:59:27Uhm,03:59:29In the drawing, it looks vaguely blade-like.03:59:35It is not a blade. It is the edges. No edges are sharp. It is metal.03:59:40Um,03:59:40It looks like this.03:59:42It looks almost like a rounded thing with beveled…03:59:47twisting design along the like main body, which looks like a kind of like light brass03:59:54that comes to an end with a jagged edge, not sharp like a serrated blade, more toothed like a key.04:00:01The handle is wrapped in leather cord and is dark metal, and there appears to be some kind of gizmo on what on a sword would be a crossguard, but this is very much not a sword.04:00:13And,
Luma
04:00:14Okay.
Dungeon Master
04:00:15That is laying on this workbench.04:00:17However, between you and the workbenches04:00:19are two dwarf-sized stone04:00:23constructs.04:00:27which is the
Iva
04:00:27Is that what we would get distracted by?
Temerity
04:00:28Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:00:29Yes.
Temerity
04:00:30laughs
Dungeon Master
04:00:32They have
Luma
04:00:33Don’t touch those.
Dungeon Master
04:00:34They have big giant shields attached to their arms.
Rhysaene
04:00:41Mmm.
Luma
04:00:45investigate the workshops.
Dungeon Master
04:00:45Hold on.
Temerity
04:00:46Tom Preston- Temerity is definitely keeping an eye on those things.
Dungeon Master
04:00:48Yeah, one second. I need to be right back because I smell something weird.
Temerity
04:00:53Okay.
Luma
04:00:53Uh-oh.
Temerity
04:00:56Oh, no.
Hazel
04:01:02Hazel finds this whole thing incredibly odd.04:01:06Take it!
Temerity
04:01:07- Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:01:08Thank you.
Iva
04:01:09It seems pretty normal to me.
Hazel
04:01:10They’re like, yeah, we gotta go through these, like, we gotta go through these, through these04:01:13vaults.04:01:14They’re like incredibly kept like secret under lock and key.04:01:17You gotta be like, do not go into any other ones.04:01:20And then the ones we go into are fucking apartments, like residential areas.
Rhysaene
04:01:23Yeah.
Temerity
04:01:23uh…
Luma
04:01:26It’s clear that they’re looking for something.
Temerity
04:01:32Might be this.
Luma
04:01:33I don’t know.
Temerity
04:01:38Oh my God, I wonder if these are the stone shields.04:01:41Actually.
Luma
04:01:42Oh.
Hazel
04:01:45meaningful.
Luma
04:01:45What did it say about the stone shields?
Temerity
04:01:46that,04:01:47The stone shields have fallen.
Luma
04:01:48Stone Shield’s gone. Watchful gone.04:01:51Remember the names.
Temerity
04:01:54Mmm.04:01:56or
Hazel
04:01:56They’re literally holding stone shields.04:01:59Hehehehe.
Temerity
04:01:59Yeah, that’s what I was thinking.
Luma
04:01:59True.
Iva
04:02:00Thank you.
Hazel
04:02:01uh,04:02:02um,
Luma
04:02:03I wonder if the Stone Shields were the like…04:02:06guarding force at some time and they felt whatever was the problem and they were trying to make replacements.
Temerity
04:02:11Uh-huh.
Luma
04:02:11And it didn’t work out.
Temerity
04:02:13Maybe.
Luma
04:02:14Because why are they still in here if those were the Stone Shields?
Hazel
04:02:17Yeah.
Temerity
04:02:18Because this guy found two stone shields that he tried to repair.04:02:22Hehehehehehe.
Luma
04:02:23Maybe.
Hazel
04:02:27I wonder what watchful is.
Luma
04:02:29True.
Temerity
04:02:29Yeah.
Hazel
04:02:31That’s the one I’m thinking, I’m still like,04:02:33very04:02:35interested in.
Dungeon Master
04:02:37- I’m back, what are we interested in?
Hazel
04:02:39Also,04:02:40Cute.04:02:40uh,04:02:41Just.04:02:42First off, we were like, are these the stone shields?04:02:44And then second off, we were like, if that is true, then what the hell is watchful still?
Dungeon Master
04:02:51Um,
Hazel
04:02:51um,04:02:53Did a lot of, you’re good, I was just going to say,
Dungeon Master
04:02:53Sorry.
Hazel
04:02:56We did a lot of…04:02:58whatever it’s called.04:03:00theorycrafting.04:03:01- T-t-t.
Dungeon Master
04:03:02Yeah.
Luma
04:03:02EWI crafting.04:03:04Oh, ho, ho.04:03:08Uh, yeah, I’m just gonna, gonna check out the workbench.
Dungeon Master
04:03:11Yeah, what are you doing?
Luma
04:03:13She’ll look around for any notes or anything interesting. She’ll pick up the…04:03:16the key sword thingery and maybe identify it.
Dungeon Master
04:03:20Pick up the key sword thingy, identifies the one with the one minute cast time.
Luma
04:03:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:03:27You do not successfully identify it because as soon as you pick it up, you hear04:03:31reeking of gears and a crunching of stone as the two constructs begin to04:03:38prepare to attack all of you.04:03:41I need you all to roll initiative.
Luma
04:03:42Bye.
Iva
04:03:43And then goes, you didn’t even touch the golems that came to life.
Luma
04:03:44I…04:03:47I didn’t.
Rhysaene
04:03:47Oh, brother.
Luma
04:03:47Touch the golems, it wasn’t my fault.
Temerity
04:03:50laughs
Luma
04:03:52Oh.04:03:53The midgety of…04:03:55That’s not a D20.04:03:58Oh, whoops.
Temerity
04:04:00I’ll post some more updated map.
Iva
04:04:00All right.
Temerity
04:04:02It hasn’t changed too much, but just some--04:04:04positions. I’ll post it after everyone gets her roles in.
Luma
04:04:06Ooh.04:04:08Are we just going to put initiative on our tokens like before, or are we just going to
Temerity
04:04:09The.
Dungeon Master
04:04:12No, you’re going to tell me, Eylesis, what did Luma get?
Luma
04:04:16You’re 20…
Temerity
04:04:16Oh, okay.
Dungeon Master
04:04:18PHB.
Luma
04:04:21Man, I’m fucking…04:04:23hired.
Dungeon Master
04:04:24someone say an initiative, one person go.
Luma
04:04:24- Or a question.
Iva
04:04:25kind of,
Temerity
04:04:2818.
Dungeon Master
04:04:28First.
Iva
04:04:29but 10.
Dungeon Master
04:04:29Olivia.04:04:31to marry.04:04:32-p04:04:3410 on Temerity.04:04:3618 on Temerity.
Temerity
04:04:3618 non-comerity.
Dungeon Master
04:04:3810 on iPad.
Iva
04:04:39Can I arrive?
Luma
04:04:4110 on Hazel.
Dungeon Master
04:04:41- Thank you.04:04:4310 on either.
Rhysaene
04:04:46Yeah, five on me.
Dungeon Master
04:04:46So that’s OK.
Luma
04:04:50five unrest.
Dungeon Master
04:04:55you.04:04:57Five.
Temerity
04:04:58I like that where Rhys’s token is.04:04:59There’s just like a singular beam of light that stretches04:05:04into the main room and into the big hallway.
Luma
04:05:06Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:05:08It’s just like a singular line.04:05:16I think it’s literally like04:05:17just a couple pixels.
Hazel
04:05:44Everything’s gone dark.
Dungeon Master
04:05:45- Yeah, one second, sorry.
Hazel
04:05:47You’re good.
Luma
04:05:48They turned out the lights.04:05:49Ah!
Temerity
04:05:51Oh, there we go.
Luma
04:05:51Oh, they turned on all of the lights.
Dungeon Master
04:05:53turned on all of the lights.
Iva
04:05:54The lights are on.
Temerity
04:05:54Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:05:56Um,04:05:58Luma’s first.
Luma
04:06:01Fuck.
Dungeon Master
04:06:01Um,04:06:02Yeah.
Luma
04:06:11How tall are these things?
Dungeon Master
04:06:13They are04:06:15roughly like four and a half feet tall.04:06:17They’re dwarf-sized constructs.
Luma
04:06:21Mmm.
Iva
04:06:22I’m just little guys.
Luma
04:06:25I can’t hit them without also hitting…04:06:28I’ve, uh,04:06:31the04:06:33the04:06:35Fairy fire.
Temerity
04:06:35The Fairfire.
Luma
04:06:38Our toll is over.
Iva
04:06:43Currently probably about 5’6”, 5’5”.
Luma
04:06:46These are the shortest golems I’ve ever seen.04:06:49They’re like, you like,
Dungeon Master
04:06:49They’re dwarf golems.
Temerity
04:06:49Hee hee hee.
Luma
04:06:50You like knock them over.04:06:52So tiny.
Iva
04:06:53Yeah, a lot of…
Dungeon Master
04:06:53Well, they’re made of rock and metal.
Luma
04:06:54knock them over.04:06:56They’re so tiny.04:06:56Uh,
Temerity
04:06:57they each weigh like 2,000 pounds.
Luma
04:07:00Yeah.04:07:01-
Temerity
04:07:01Yeah.
Luma
04:07:03Uhhh…04:07:06Dirty’s probably pretty good, right?04:07:07- Bruce.
Iva
04:07:09My dexterity might be not very good.
Luma
04:07:13All right.
Iva
04:07:14It…04:07:15It could be a zero, you know.
Luma
04:07:16We’re gonna risk it for the biscuit, because it’s funny.04:07:19I’m gonna faerie fire Bruce and the two stone defenders.
Dungeon Master
04:07:23Okay.
Luma
04:07:23Nope, wrong one.04:07:25that one.
Dungeon Master
04:07:26defenders do not have a lot of dexterity. Do they have anything
Luma
04:07:30DC 14 dexterity saving throw.
Dungeon Master
04:07:31Yeah.04:07:33uh,04:07:34First stone defender rolls a four.04:07:38Second stoke defender rolls a…04:07:4215, what’s your DC?
Luma
04:07:4614.
Dungeon Master
04:07:47So stone defender one is very fired. Bruce.
Iva
04:07:51Not one.
Luma
04:07:53Okay, I dropped concentration. That’s my turn.
Iva
04:07:54for a total of one.
Dungeon Master
04:07:56- Yeah.04:07:59I mean, you’ve got one of them.
Luma
04:08:02And I vote.
Dungeon Master
04:08:03Yeah, but Iva was gonna get got regardless.
Luma
04:08:06Mop.
Dungeon Master
04:08:06But okay.
Luma
04:08:07necessarily, but yeah, it
Dungeon Master
04:08:09They still
Luma
04:08:10- Waste a turn.
Dungeon Master
04:08:11As the spell hits them, they both seem to, like, shimmer with some kind of…04:08:18magical barrier that protects one of them,04:08:22but the fires get through the other.04:08:25Iva getting caught too, you quickly pull back the magic04:08:27so Iva doesn’t get her face smashed in.
Iva
04:08:32I appreciate that.
Dungeon Master
04:08:40brings us to Temerity.04:08:42And you guys can see the initiative tracker now under the Dragon Disco Combat tab, hopefully.04:08:48Hopefully I fixed it.
Iva
04:08:48Yes.
Temerity
04:08:50You did.
Iva
04:08:50I can see it.
Temerity
04:08:53All right.04:08:54Well, Temerity.04:08:56It’s going to go into a little bit of a rage.04:09:01And step.04:09:03right here, be right next to these two healthy boys.04:09:09And just fucking go to town on Stone Defender 2.
Dungeon Master
04:09:13Go for it.
Temerity
04:09:13Real quick.04:09:18Wow.04:09:22Perry Kivolowitz: work place.04:09:26Thanks.04:09:2720 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:09:28A 20 will hit stone defender too.
Temerity
04:09:31All righty.04:09:50of us.04:09:55was.04:09:56or
Dungeon Master
04:09:57Luma’s still holding the key, correct?
Temerity
04:09:58No.
Luma
04:10:01Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:10:05Okey dokey.
Temerity
04:10:05Thank you very much.04:10:08invite them to meet.04:10:10Numbers taken? Yeah, plus two.04:10:18Okay, so.04:10:1913 bludgeoning damage.04:10:217 Radiant.
Dungeon Master
04:10:21Okay.
Temerity
04:10:22for total04:10:25of04:10:26of 20 total.
Dungeon Master
04:10:31You whack Stone Defender 2 and you hear the sound of cracking stone as you smash your hammer into it.
Temerity
04:10:38Punk.
Dungeon Master
04:10:39CUNC
Temerity
04:10:40A little silvery explosion.04:10:42Yeah.04:10:45And then that’s my turn.04:10:47for now.
Dungeon Master
04:10:56Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:10:57I did not recklessly attack though.
Dungeon Master
04:10:59Gotcha.
Temerity
04:10:59Oh, I forgot to roll for advantage. Oh well.04:11:01I already did the damage.
Dungeon Master
04:11:04Why did you have advantage if you’re not recklosing?
Temerity
04:11:06faerie fire.
Dungeon Master
04:11:07They are not very fired.
Iva
04:11:07No.
Temerity
04:11:08Oh, I thought that they failed. Sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:11:10One.04:11:11did, but it was the other one and also
Temerity
04:11:12Gotcha.
Dungeon Master
04:11:14Yeah.04:11:15Stone Defender 1.
Temerity
04:11:15Okay.
Dungeon Master
04:11:19is going to move04:11:21Five.04:11:22101504:11:2420, 25.04:11:27all the way around Iva.04:11:30and swing it Temerity.
Temerity
04:11:33Is it?04:11:34crock and attack of opportunity.
Dungeon Master
04:11:36No, because it never left anyone’s…04:11:37Oh, yes, it did leave your reach.04:11:39Um,
Temerity
04:11:40Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:11:41Yes.
Temerity
04:11:43All right.04:11:5020.04:11:51Uh, no.04:11:52Sorry.04:11:53Well,04:11:56Josh Triplett: Eight 16 to it. Oh, I can’t do math right now.04:12:0016, 10 plus six.04:12:03I rolled a 10 and a 2.
Dungeon Master
04:12:0416.04:12:05A 16 just hits.
Temerity
04:12:07Woo!04:12:08All right.
Dungeon Master
04:12:13Why are you rolling an advantage?
Temerity
04:12:16That one’s very fired, no?
Hazel
04:12:17Thank you.
Temerity
04:12:18You said that the other one.
Dungeon Master
04:12:18No.
Iva
04:12:18No.
Temerity
04:12:19All right.04:12:20Well, I rolled a 10 as my first hit.
Iva
04:12:20No.
Temerity
04:12:21And then a two as my, I rolled a 10 on the first die, two on the second.
Dungeon Master
04:12:23Okay, that’s still him.
Temerity
04:12:26Okay.04:12:27Sorry.
Iva
04:12:27And let’s just stop the faerie fire because they hit04:12:30- Ah, Iva.
Temerity
04:12:31Sorry.04:12:33Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:12:34does hit.
Temerity
04:12:36Um,04:12:39That’s going to be 11 bludgeoning.
Dungeon Master
04:12:41on Stone Defender 1.
Temerity
04:12:44Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:12:45uh,04:12:48But it works around it doesn’t seem to care that you hit it and it swings back at you
Temerity
04:12:55All right.
Dungeon Master
04:12:56with a 12 plus six for 18 to hit.
Temerity
04:13:01All righty.04:13:02That does hit.
Dungeon Master
04:13:04Uh,04:13:05You take.04:13:1112 bludgeoning halved to 6.
Temerity
04:13:16- Peace.
Dungeon Master
04:13:17and you are not prone.
Temerity
04:13:19Oh,04:13:20Boy.04:13:22Hmm.
Dungeon Master
04:13:33Stone Defender 2.04:13:35Seeing a prone Temerity will swing at you with advantage.04:13:42Rolls a 14 and a 1 for a total of 20.04:13:46hits you for04:13:48Uh-huh.04:13:5014 halved to 7 points of bludgeoning damage.
Temerity
04:13:58- All righty.
Dungeon Master
04:14:02Which brings us to
Temerity
04:14:03Ooh.
Dungeon Master
04:14:04Over.
Hazel
04:14:07Nick, we are both will attend and my index is higher.04:14:12But…04:14:14So I would go for it, but that’s OK.
Iva
04:14:17laughs
Dungeon Master
04:14:18You want to go before Iva?
Hazel
04:14:21No.
Dungeon Master
04:14:24than the Iva.
Hazel
04:14:25I was just going to move.
Iva
04:14:27All right.
Hazel
04:14:27and I’m just,04:14:28do that.
Iva
04:14:30Uh…04:14:34Iva?04:14:40is going to04:14:45Try and hit Stone Defender once.
Dungeon Master
04:14:49Go for it.
Iva
04:14:51uh,04:14:52You think my new act04:14:55It was.
Dungeon Master
04:14:55Ah!
Iva
04:14:56It wouldn’t happen to be an object, would it?
Dungeon Master
04:14:58No.04:14:58It is a creature, it is not an object.
Iva
04:15:01One can hope, you know.
Dungeon Master
04:15:03Your axe is good for busting down doors, and that’s basically all that’s special in terms of that.
Temerity
04:15:03Hey, hey, hey.
Iva
04:15:10I don’t think 9 is going to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:15:14A nine will not,04:15:17being hit by an attacker.04:15:18Okay, a nine will not hit.04:15:20you hit shield.
Iva
04:15:24I04:15:29I’m going to spend a superior right now because Ana is…04:15:37Nah, I’m just gonna miss.04:15:41uh,04:15:41that I am going to spend an action, er, spend my bonus action,04:15:48to tell Temerity to hit it again.
Temerity
04:15:51Well, I’m prone.
Dungeon Master
04:15:53You can still hit it, you just are at disadvantage.
Iva
04:15:53Never mind.
Temerity
04:15:56Ah, okay.
Iva
04:15:57Never mind.04:16:00Never might.
Temerity
04:16:01I’ve also used my reaction.04:16:03on a
Iva
04:16:03Yeah, that’s…
Dungeon Master
04:16:04That’s true. That means you can’t do it.
Iva
04:16:06All right.04:16:07That will be my turn.
Dungeon Master
04:16:10Iva is done.04:16:13Which brings us to Hazel and Sage.
Hazel
04:16:18and see.
Temerity
04:16:19He’s on Sage.
Rhysaene
04:16:21Keep, keep, keep.
Temerity
04:16:23These guys really hurt me.
Hazel
04:16:27I cast Moonbeam.04:16:31Eh.
Iva
04:16:31I’m a.
Hazel
04:16:33Yes, on Iva, herding both Iva and Temerity.
Iva
04:16:37This is it. This is her big betrayal.
Hazel
04:16:38- No, Stone Defender.04:16:41- Yeah.04:16:42Stone Defenders 1 and 2, Serial Constitution Saving Throws, DC 14.
Dungeon Master
04:16:47Bad04:16:48Shot defender one rolls a natural eight plus three for a total of 11 and fails.04:16:55Stone Defender 2.04:16:56Rules.04:16:58A natural 18 plus 3 for a total of 21 and succeeds.
Hazel
04:17:03Right, the one who fails takes.04:17:0710 damage.04:17:09and the one who succeeds.
Dungeon Master
04:17:09Okay.
Hazel
04:17:11fix them.
Dungeon Master
04:17:12takes half, so five.
Hazel
04:17:14No, it takes none.
Dungeon Master
04:17:16Oh, it’s not half on…04:17:19Uh-uh.
Hazel
04:17:19Wait, no, oh, sorry.04:17:21I didn’t read that far into this, though.04:17:23No, yeah, it is half on the fail.
Dungeon Master
04:17:26OK, I.04:17:27Each two minus.04:17:29I’ll be right back. I’m so sorry.
Hazel
04:17:32No worries.
Temerity
04:17:33Okay.
Dungeon Master
04:17:33And the next up will be.
Rhysaene
04:17:34Don’t worry.
Dungeon Master
04:17:36So think about what you’re going to be doing while
Rhysaene
04:17:38Yes.04:17:40I know what I’m doing.
Temerity
04:17:40I’ll be right back.04:17:42The map hasn’t updated too much, but I’ll post it for you just in case.
Rhysaene
04:17:44Mm-hmm.04:17:46Thank you.
Temerity
04:17:47Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
04:17:50You are so sweet to me.
Temerity
04:17:53He he he he he.
Luma
04:17:53I’m almost gonna try and use this key thing to see if she can get him to stomp at the hacking.
Temerity
04:17:58But yes.04:18:01These guys are going to be very annoying with that automatic trip.
Luma
04:18:01Because I…04:18:04I have no idea if I’m just reading into it or not, but the other Sun Defender looked like it moved around to block.04:18:10Iva from Luma.
Hazel
04:18:13Oh.
Temerity
04:18:15Mm-hmm.
Luma
04:18:15I thought it was really weird to make a full rotation around both of them to stand there, of all places, when it could have just made the attack.
Hazel
04:18:15Actually, hold on.04:18:20Yeah.
Luma
04:18:22So, it’s like, make me stop cheating me!
Temerity
04:18:25Hehehehehehe.
Iva
04:18:26Oh, you know what?04:18:27Does that mean I should attack Luma?
Luma
04:18:30What?
Hazel
04:18:31course.
Luma
04:18:31That is…04:18:32Okay, sure. Fight me, I guess.
Iva
04:18:35Luma has swapped sides.
Temerity
04:18:35Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:18:37Oh gosh, this is yet again in another game that Cat is running. The government is trying to gain the automaton workforce.
Luma
04:18:47I mean,
Temerity
04:18:48He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
Luma
04:18:48Yeah.
Hazel
04:18:48- That’s it.
Luma
04:18:51uh
Iva
04:18:52If I had a nickel for everything…04:18:54Thank you.
Hazel
04:18:54Thank you.
Luma
04:18:59This is just the same setting, but a different time frame.
Hazel
04:19:02Hee hee hee.
Iva
04:19:03Thank you.
Luma
04:19:05A starfall is what happened when our party failed to stop whatever happened.
Iva
04:19:09Yeah.
Hazel
04:19:10people.
Iva
04:19:12while the dragons are dead.
Luma
04:19:15Well, the dragons are dead. True.04:19:19It’s because they were already dead.
Iva
04:19:23The starfall was actually us failing at the clock tower.
Luma
04:19:26That is an incredibly good hypothesis, by the way, of the Starfall having caused an earthquake, which caused the…04:19:33the planar portal to explode.
Hazel
04:19:36Yeah.
Luma
04:19:36or to be opened in the first place.04:19:41I think it was already open and they were using it and then it got fucking like bigger and they just weren’t expecting it.
Hazel
04:19:46My guess is that it was already there and they were using it.04:19:51But I would also imagine that because of the starfall, like,
Luma
04:19:51Yeah.
Hazel
04:19:54severely fucked like it fucked magic up to the point where it was killing gods. Ugh.04:20:00it might have fucked cosmology in general.
Luma
04:20:04Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:20:04I’m back.
Temerity
04:20:06Welcome back.
Rhysaene
04:20:09Hello.
Dungeon Master
04:20:10Hello.04:20:11It is Rhys’s turn.
Rhysaene
04:20:13Yes, I will.04:20:17That’s a bonus action.04:20:20KS takes.
Luma
04:20:24Gasp.
Rhysaene
04:20:25on this construct.
Dungeon Master
04:20:27Which one?
Rhysaene
04:20:29on the one04:20:32the more damaged one. I think I’ll go to the one next to it.04:20:35Temerity.
Luma
04:20:35Fender tool.
Dungeon Master
04:20:37Stone of Ender 2.
Rhysaene
04:20:38Yeah.
Temerity
04:20:39Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:20:39Yes.04:20:42And then I’m going to
Dungeon Master
04:20:43Okay.
Rhysaene
04:20:44And then,04:20:45I will.04:20:47Cast Mind Sliver on it.
Dungeon Master
04:20:51All right.
Rhysaene
04:20:53But Sonisa may be…04:20:58decent
Dungeon Master
04:20:58intelligence.
Rhysaene
04:20:59Yes, DC…04:21:0214 intelligence sleeping through.
Dungeon Master
04:21:04It could technically exceed on this.04:21:06Actually, it has a very high chance04:21:08But it does not succeed.04:21:10Good f***s.
Rhysaene
04:21:11Okay, Certix.04:21:15Oh my God, okay.04:21:17Oh my God.04:21:19Uh, so it takes04:21:21Uh,04:21:22So that would be one…04:21:2526…04:21:26us04:21:27Bye.04:21:27So…04:21:29That would be…04:21:30- 11.04:21:31So…04:21:32Six points of psychic damage, five points of necrotic.
Luma
04:21:39Yo.
Rhysaene
04:21:42Anna has04:21:44minus 1d4 and it’s saving through.
Dungeon Master
04:21:47um,04:21:49How much damage total?
Rhysaene
04:21:51Uh, 11.
Dungeon Master
04:21:53PHB.
Rhysaene
04:21:53I got a six and a five in a day.
Temerity
04:21:56Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
04:21:58Yeah.
Hazel
04:21:58You know, does Hex work on save spells?
Rhysaene
04:22:00I think, oh, I know.04:22:02Wait.04:22:03Did I mess up?
Dungeon Master
04:22:05I don’t know, hold on.
Hazel
04:22:05I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
04:22:06uh
Hazel
04:22:07I thought it was attack rules, but…
Dungeon Master
04:22:07Hex.04:22:08do.04:22:09until you feel
Rhysaene
04:22:09If anything, just take away minus five, it’s fine.
Dungeon Master
04:22:12Yeah, it is only attacks by HP.
Hazel
04:22:15Ah.
Rhysaene
04:22:15That’s okay. I wanted to mind-silver it anyway, so…
Dungeon Master
04:22:18No.04:22:19and it’s not possible.
Hazel
04:22:19Fuck! Teacher…04:22:21Well, I had…04:22:22Well,04:22:23- Well, we still have your attention teacher.04:22:25Do we have any extra homework you forgot to give out?
Dungeon Master
04:22:27- Yeah.
Temerity
04:22:28Hehehehe.
Iva
04:22:28Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:22:29It is mind slivered and hexed.
Rhysaene
04:22:33Yes.
Dungeon Master
04:22:34So it has minus 1d4 on its next saving throw.04:22:38Is that all for Rhys?
Rhysaene
04:22:40Yes.
Dungeon Master
04:22:42And it did seem to be damaged by the…04:22:46by the…04:22:48by the Mind Sliver because we’re really inconsistent about how we damage immune constructs, Wizards04:22:54of the Coast.04:22:55We are back around to Luma.
Hazel
04:22:58There’s a guy.
Rhysaene
04:23:02I will also hex it strength checks, sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:23:05Okay.04:23:06Its strength checks are hexed.
Luma
04:23:08Damn things still don’t listen, the key doesn’t work.04:23:10Actually, if anything, the device seems to disrupt the internal control array further.04:23:14leading to even poorer tactical decision-making.
Dungeon Master
04:23:17Yes, indeed.
Luma
04:23:18- -04:23:21Uh,04:23:21So Luma’s gonna try anyway.04:23:24She’s gonna like brandish the little key thing and she’s gonna say in Dwarvish, stand down.
Dungeon Master
04:23:27Yeah.04:23:31Um,04:23:32you04:23:34Point the key.04:23:36at one of the…04:23:38probably the nearest I would imagine at one.
Luma
04:23:41Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:23:42Um,
Luma
04:23:42Sure.
Dungeon Master
04:23:43and you’re intent to activate it,04:23:45and you say, “Stand down in dwarvish,”04:23:47and you hear a click, and that little, like,04:23:50round bit in the middle of the…04:23:53what on a sword would be a crossguard, rotates once, and you feel the thing buzzing with energy, um,
Luma
04:23:55Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
04:24:00And magic as this thing…
Hazel
04:24:06explodes.
Dungeon Master
04:24:06What?
Luma
04:24:07turns around and punches Lamu in the throat.
Temerity
04:24:07Yeah.04:24:09it’s a super buff and starts fucking going crazy.
Dungeon Master
04:24:09roles.
Luma
04:24:10Yeah.
Iva
04:24:10Game face.
Luma
04:24:11I’m sorry.
Iva
04:24:12Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:24:12Roll her natural.
Rhysaene
04:24:13- Okay.
Dungeon Master
04:24:14Rolls a natural three and a four on its saving throw.
Luma
04:24:18uh,
Dungeon Master
04:24:22um,04:24:34and is04:24:36confused.04:24:39As per the spell.04:24:41Confusion.
Temerity
04:24:43Yeah.
Luma
04:24:44Wait, that’s huge, I think.
Dungeon Master
04:24:44- Yeah.04:24:47uh,04:24:49I don’t know. Let’s find out.
Luma
04:24:49Mm-hmm.
Iva
04:24:50Yeah, it has like a 10% chance to hit itself.
Dungeon Master
04:24:51Thank you.04:24:53- Thank you.
Iva
04:24:53combat.
Hazel
04:24:54You wish confusion was 10%.
Luma
04:24:55that create,
Iva
04:24:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Luma
04:24:57That target can’t take bonus actions or reactions and has to roll a d10 at the start of each of its turns to determine its behavior for that turn.04:25:06If it rolls a one, it doesn’t take an action.04:25:09And it uses its movement to move.04:25:12uh,04:25:13A two or a six, it doesn’t move or take actions.04:25:15A seven or an eight, it doesn’t move.04:25:17And it takes an attack action to make one melee attack04:25:19and it’s a random creature within reach.
Dungeon Master
04:25:22You.
Luma
04:25:22Uh,
Dungeon Master
04:25:23- Yeah.
Luma
04:25:239, 10, the target chooses its behavior.
Dungeon Master
04:25:26You watch as this thing’s head starts spinning clean around,04:25:30as it starts scanning the room.04:25:32Um,04:25:35And the end dwarven begins saying, target lost, target acquired, target lost, target acquired.
Temerity
04:25:42Target loss. Target aqua.
Luma
04:25:45Point at the other one.
Iva
04:25:45What did you say?
Dungeon Master
04:25:46um,04:25:47You also feel the magic drain out of the key as it, at least for now, has expended whatever energy was within it.
Luma
04:25:56Ah, okay.04:25:57Uh,04:25:58The one closer to me is really confused.04:26:01Focus on the other one.
Dungeon Master
04:26:02Is that all for Luma?
Luma
04:26:04Was that an action?
Dungeon Master
04:26:06Yes, it was an action.
Luma
04:26:07Okay.04:26:07Uh,04:26:10She is going to…04:26:13teleport.04:26:14here.
Hazel
04:26:16does.04:26:17confusion wear off on a04:26:20I’m getting damaged.
Dungeon Master
04:26:21No.
Luma
04:26:22No.
Hazel
04:26:22again.04:26:24Sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:26:24It repeats its
Luma
04:26:25uh,
Hazel
04:26:25He said,
Dungeon Master
04:26:26It repeats its save at the end of each of its turns.
Hazel
04:26:29He said target the other one, and I got worried that I had to drop the movement.
Luma
04:26:29Amen.
Hazel
04:26:32Yeah.
Temerity
04:26:32Hehehehe.
Luma
04:26:32No, no, no, no.04:26:34No, at the end of each turn, it repeats the save.04:26:36So at least it might fuck up one turn.04:26:39At most, it could be fucked for the rest of the fight, which would be awesome.04:26:44uh,
Dungeon Master
04:26:44And…
Luma
04:26:45That’s my turn.
Dungeon Master
04:26:45You know.04:26:46You don’t have any way of knowing this in character.04:26:49Out of character, these things have magic resistance.04:26:52um,04:26:53But something about the key was able to bypass that and its save was rolled flat instead of at advantage and will continue to be flat.
Luma
04:27:02All right.
Dungeon Master
04:27:02Um,04:27:03Instead of at advantage as it would normally be.
Luma
04:27:06Mm-mm.
Dungeon Master
04:27:06Gravy, you can’t do that. You cannot ever do that. That brings us back around to marriage.
Temerity
04:27:13Right. Well,
Luma
04:27:13Gravy tried to make an attack roll.
Dungeon Master
04:27:15He certainly did.
Temerity
04:27:16this.
Luma
04:27:17sigh
Temerity
04:27:17Stand up. That’s just my movement, right? That’s all of my movement.
Dungeon Master
04:27:20It’s half of your movement.
Luma
04:27:20half.
Temerity
04:27:22OK, then Temerity stands up.04:27:24Well.04:27:26Ah.04:27:27Oh.04:27:36Sorry, I’m thinking because I’m…
Dungeon Master
04:27:38Yeah.
Temerity
04:27:45I’ll give it one round and see how it goes.04:27:47I’m going to recklessly attack.04:27:52Stone Defender 2.
Dungeon Master
04:27:55Go for it.
Temerity
04:28:02Damn it.04:28:02So 20 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:28:05A 20…04:28:07would hit.04:28:09but stone defender one,04:28:12goes to raise its shield to block your attack,04:28:15except that’s what…04:28:16Are Stone Defender…04:28:17Wait, you’re attacking two?04:28:18Yeah.04:28:18Stone Defender one raises its shield
Temerity
04:28:19Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:28:21between the two of you, blocking your attack,04:28:23except that’s what would happen if it wasn’t confused.04:28:26Instead, it doesn’t do anything and can’t block your attack.04:28:29So yeah, you hit.
Temerity
04:28:31Okay.04:28:32I
Dungeon Master
04:28:32It can’t take reactions.
Hazel
04:28:32little…
Dungeon Master
04:28:35It’s deprived of its core gimmick because it can’t take over the actions.
Hazel
04:28:35Thank you.
Luma
04:28:37Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:28:39Yeah.
Luma
04:28:40I have the power.
Hazel
04:28:40That’s sick.
Luma
04:28:42- Okay.
Hazel
04:28:43but they’re really creative.
Dungeon Master
04:28:43If the key.
Hazel
04:28:45given the
Luma
04:28:46Yeah.04:28:49All because we read the note.04:28:51Woo!
Dungeon Master
04:28:52All because you read the note.
Hazel
04:28:52- True.
Temerity
04:28:53Oh my God.
Luma
04:28:55You weren’t here for it, but I thought the Sun Defender 1 had rotated all the way around Iva to block Luma for some reason, like to defend Luma, because she had the control rod.
Dungeon Master
04:29:01Oh, no.04:29:04it.04:29:05It,
Luma
04:29:05Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:29:06It was annoying that Temerity chose to stand between them.04:29:10It needed to get next to its other one so they could block for each other.
Luma
04:29:13Oh, okay. They’re defending each other.
Temerity
04:29:14Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:29:15Because they can’t block for themselves, they can only block for each other.
Luma
04:29:18Gotcha, gotcha.
Temerity
04:29:18Do you need the damage split up or no?
Dungeon Master
04:29:21No.04:29:22They’re not needed.
Temerity
04:29:2220 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:29:2320 damage on Defender 2.
Temerity
04:29:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:29:26minus 20.04:29:29Stone once again cracks, sorry.
Temerity
04:29:29And then I’m04:29:32No, you’re good.04:29:37uh,04:29:38I was going to use my bonus action to heal.
Dungeon Master
04:29:41yeah.
Temerity
04:29:42the d12.
Dungeon Master
04:29:43Go for it.
Luma
04:29:44Well…04:29:45Magic.
Temerity
04:29:45But04:29:48the flames04:29:50inlaid into Temerity’s body kind of like bright in a bit04:29:55as any wounds that were formed closed up.04:29:58of04:30:00A little bit.04:30:01What?04:30:02some of the wounds burned close.
Dungeon Master
04:30:04Yeah.
Temerity
04:30:08So that’s eight to heal.
Dungeon Master
04:30:10eight.04:30:10dealing.04:30:11Is that all for Temerity?
Temerity
04:30:12That is all for Temerity.
Dungeon Master
04:30:16That brings us around to Stone Defender 1, who is confused.04:30:21So,04:30:22I believe.04:30:23We roll.04:30:27It rolls a four. The creature doesn’t move or take actions this turn.04:30:31Stone Defender,04:30:33Uh,04:30:34Stone Defender 1 taking…04:30:36at least somewhat the command from Luma,04:30:40does not attack, advance, or do anything else this turn.04:30:44then it will attempt to resist its confusion.04:30:47with a04:30:50and04:30:51What is confusion and wisdom?04:30:55Yeah, hi Frank.
Luma
04:30:56Yes.
Dungeon Master
04:30:57wisdom with a wisdom safe throat.
Luma
04:30:57Wisdom saving throw.
Temerity
04:30:58Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:30:59which rolls flat and flat.04:31:02It rolls a natural two and remains confused.
Hazel
04:31:07and then it must make a constitution, say,04:31:09- With Floyd, the moon.
Dungeon Master
04:31:12That’s the wrong channel.04:31:14on its turn.
Temerity
04:31:15Oh.
Hazel
04:31:16Yes, at the end of the Eastern.
Dungeon Master
04:31:18It’s the end of its turn.04:31:20it rolls a 13 plus 3 for a total of 16.
Hazel
04:31:25So it takes half of
Dungeon Master
04:31:27Yeah.
Hazel
04:31:29three damage to
Dungeon Master
04:31:31So it takes one damage.
Temerity
04:31:31- Yeah.
Hazel
04:31:32Good night, thanks.04:31:33One damage?
Luma
04:31:35Hey, damage is damage.
Temerity
04:31:35Yeah.
Hazel
04:31:36- True.
Temerity
04:31:36that,04:31:39that did,04:31:40remind me of my weapon mastery, but I understand my turns passed.04:31:44If you don’t want to make it, got it.
Dungeon Master
04:31:44Yeah.
Temerity
04:31:47Thumbs up.
Dungeon Master
04:31:50Stone Defender 2 is going to swing it to Meridie with advantage.04:31:57It’s going to roll a six and a nine.
Iva
04:31:59I would like to use a reaction to make it flat.
Dungeon Master
04:32:05Okay, its first roll was the 6, so 6 plus 6 is a 12. Does a 12 hit Temerity?
Temerity
04:32:10It does not hit Temerity.
Dungeon Master
04:32:12Um,
Iva
04:32:13get blocked full.
Dungeon Master
04:32:13You get blocked.04:32:15It’s gimmick stolen from it as Iva blocks the shield from SmackDown to Maraday.
Iva
04:32:18I don’t know.
Temerity
04:32:19I’ll see you next time.
Iva
04:32:19It was my gimmick first.
Rhysaene
04:32:20Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:32:22- Yeah.
Temerity
04:32:22laughs
Iva
04:32:23I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
04:32:23Um,04:32:24Stone Defender 2,04:32:30You know, Temerity hurts harder than the Moonbeam.04:32:32It stays where it is, and Rode would save.
Temerity
04:32:34Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:32:371604:32:39passes,
Luma
04:32:39You can move the moonbeam, right?04:32:41Um, right.
Dungeon Master
04:32:42I believe Mariah can, yeah.
Hazel
04:32:44Yes, I can.
Dungeon Master
04:32:45Damage for Moonbeam, it made it save.
Hazel
04:32:48And04:32:51What is eight plus seven?
Temerity
04:32:53That be 1315.
Dungeon Master
04:32:5315.
Hazel
04:32:5415.
Dungeon Master
04:32:55halved back to seven.
Temerity
04:32:55Oops.
Hazel
04:32:55Half of 50.04:32:57Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:32:57Yeah.
Hazel
04:33:00I could have just given you that.
Dungeon Master
04:33:00of.04:33:02No, you couldn’t have because it was a04:33:04quirk that04:33:05That happened, not a universal rule.04:33:07Iva, it is your turn.04:33:09Um,
Iva
04:33:09All right.
Dungeon Master
04:33:10Stone Defender 1 is damaged, but looks fine, other than the fact that its head is still spinning and it’s still…04:33:16confused about what it should be doing. Stone Defender 2 is04:33:20Not bloodied because it has no blood, but it is below half health.
Iva
04:33:24Got it.04:33:24So, all right.
Temerity
04:33:25Maybe he’s chipped away some stone.
Dungeon Master
04:33:26Egypto, it’s
Iva
04:33:27I.
Dungeon Master
04:33:28cracked.
Iva
04:33:29I am going to use my precise attack to hit it.
Dungeon Master
04:33:33Go for it.
Iva
04:33:35So rolling with advantage.
Hazel
04:33:38makes it.
Dungeon Master
04:33:38Oh, wait, fuck.04:33:39What did it roll in its save?04:33:41My bad.04:33:43A 16.
Luma
04:33:43there.
Dungeon Master
04:33:45What’s your DC? Hazel?
Hazel
04:33:45Yeah, that passes.04:33:4614.04:33:47It passed.
Dungeon Master
04:33:47Let’s see.04:33:48I, well, it was also mine slivered.04:33:52So we’re going to see if it still passes.
Hazel
04:33:52Oh, right.04:33:53It was my…
Rhysaene
04:33:53Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:33:55that is a four.04:33:57So it actually doesn’t pass.04:33:59So it takes another
Hazel
04:33:59So it takes an extra eight.
Dungeon Master
04:34:01Yes.
Rhysaene
04:34:04Peace.
Dungeon Master
04:34:04IHP2 minus eight.
Hazel
04:34:07crap.
Dungeon Master
04:34:13- Yeah.04:34:15I think.
Rhysaene
04:34:17sliver.
Temerity
04:34:19He he he he.
Luma
04:34:21- And so…04:34:24We love Minesilver. Minesilver’s so good.
Rhysaene
04:34:26I love that country. That’s my baby.
Hazel
04:34:26BOOP
Dungeon Master
04:34:28it.
Luma
04:34:29All right.04:34:30He he he he.
Dungeon Master
04:34:30What you doing, Iva?
Iva
04:34:32I rolled a 18 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:34:36on Stone Defender 2.
Iva
04:34:38Yeah, the…04:34:40Yes.
Dungeon Master
04:34:41That hits. Its partner cannot block for it.04:34:44because Luma has the control rod.
Luma
04:34:47I have the control.
Temerity
04:34:49Hehehehe.
Iva
04:34:50Well, that’s why I’m ignoring it.
Luma
04:34:51It’s not…04:34:53Is that what the picture was called before you changed it?
Dungeon Master
04:34:55Yeah, it’s Golem Control Rudd.
Luma
04:34:58Nice.
Temerity
04:34:58Heheheheh.
Hazel
04:34:58laughs
Luma
04:34:58Yeah.04:34:59I don’t know.
Hazel
04:35:00I do not download images.
Luma
04:35:00Yeah.
Iva
04:35:00Thank you.
Luma
04:35:02Yeah, no, it’s wild.
Iva
04:35:02Yeah.
Hazel
04:35:05so you don’t have to worry about that.
Dungeon Master
04:35:05Uh-huh.
Hazel
04:35:07with me at least.
Dungeon Master
04:35:07Uh,
Iva
04:35:08Ew.
Dungeon Master
04:35:08And then.04:35:09It didn’t look familiar, which makes me sad because I did steal the design, basically.
Temerity
04:35:14Yeah.
Luma
04:35:14Oh?
Dungeon Master
04:35:15Yeah, it’s the golem control rod from Dragon Age.
Temerity
04:35:17Yeah, I saw it and I was like, that’s a control rod.
Luma
04:35:19Oh.
Temerity
04:35:23I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:35:24But mine’s cooler because it’s also a key.
Luma
04:35:25I…
Temerity
04:35:27It is cool.
Dungeon Master
04:35:28And it’s more construct looking than a Dragon Age one, which looks like a Harry Potter wand.
Luma
04:35:29Thank you.
Temerity
04:35:33Yeah.
Hazel
04:35:33Oh, that’s a key. Those are keys.
Dungeon Master
04:35:35hit the
Hazel
04:35:37serrations not
Dungeon Master
04:35:37Their key teeth, yeah.
Hazel
04:35:39I thought it was a sword or like a kitchen knife.
Luma
04:35:39I’m going to stab somebody with this and it’s going to tear.
Temerity
04:35:43- Yeah.
Hazel
04:35:44bread knife.
Luma
04:35:45Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
04:35:45It is, it isn’t.
Luma
04:35:45How big is it?
Dungeon Master
04:35:47It’s like two feet long in total about…
Luma
04:35:50Ah, ha ha.
Dungeon Master
04:35:50It’s not very big…
Luma
04:35:51That’s just a hobbit sword.
Dungeon Master
04:35:51And,
Temerity
04:35:51Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:35:52It is not sharp in any way. No part of it is sharp.
Temerity
04:35:53It’s a big dagger.
Luma
04:35:57That’s fine. Let me use this as a crowbar.
Temerity
04:35:59laughs
Dungeon Master
04:35:59It is a rod.
Luma
04:36:00This is an upgrade.
Iva
04:36:02I rolled real bad, so 8 damage.
Luma
04:36:03Bonk.
Dungeon Master
04:36:068 damage on 2.
Luma
04:36:12Oof.
Dungeon Master
04:36:16you
Luma
04:36:16Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:36:16You whack it and its stone continues to crack under the repeated assault as its companion spins in place.
Temerity
04:36:26Bro, wake up.
Iva
04:36:27uh,
Dungeon Master
04:36:29Oh, bro, you’re letting me down, bro.
Iva
04:36:31I don’t know.04:36:32You know what?04:36:35I’m going to action surge it.
Luma
04:36:36I’m still confused.
Dungeon Master
04:36:38Holy fuck.
Iva
04:36:40Yeah, we’re going hard.
Luma
04:36:41As once.04:36:42Still confused.
Dungeon Master
04:36:43Yeah.04:36:44It failed its save.
Luma
04:36:45off.04:36:46Hell yeah.
Iva
04:36:46Also, I’m rolling at advantage because I vexed it.
Dungeon Master
04:36:50Yes.
Iva
04:36:52Good hand, Dex.
Luma
04:36:53you.
Iva
04:36:56Oh.04:36:57What about a 12?
Dungeon Master
04:37:0012 does not hit.
Iva
04:37:02I’m going to precision attack.
Dungeon Master
04:37:05Okey-dokey.
Iva
04:37:06I have so many things to just make it so I never miss.
Dungeon Master
04:37:10Spider moment.
Iva
04:37:12Uh, 15…
Dungeon Master
04:37:151504:37:16still misses.
Iva
04:37:18Yeah, I was scared of that.04:37:19All right.04:37:22Sad fighter noises.04:37:25uh,
Temerity
04:37:25- Yeah.
Iva
04:37:27And then…04:37:30Fuck it.04:37:31Temerity.04:37:32Have you used your reaction yet?
Temerity
04:37:34No.
Iva
04:37:35But.04:37:36Hit him again.
Temerity
04:37:37All righty.04:37:39What?
Iva
04:37:40I do so much shit.
Dungeon Master
04:37:40I believe you’re still at advantage.
Temerity
04:37:42Yeah.04:37:46All right.
Hazel
04:37:46I think it’s true.04:37:47fighter just throwing that in the loop.
Temerity
04:37:4825 to hit.
Hazel
04:37:50400.
Dungeon Master
04:37:51What? Sorry, Olivia.
Temerity
04:37:5325 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:37:54That hits.
Temerity
04:38:00I roll above a three on my D6.04:38:05Yeah, evidently not.04:38:10Uh…04:38:13Let’s…04:38:1411 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:38:1511 is still good damage.
Temerity
04:38:17Yeah, it’s close to my minimum.04:38:19It’s one off for my min…
Dungeon Master
04:38:22Is that all for Iva?
Iva
04:38:24That is all for Iva.
Dungeon Master
04:38:28Uh,04:38:29It looks critically damaged very soon to be destroyed as it becomes Hazel’s turn.
Hazel
04:38:43your04:38:44A bonus.04:38:46action.04:38:48uh,04:38:50Yes, uh.04:38:54uh,04:38:55cast hex on Stone Defender 2.
Rhysaene
04:38:58Oh.04:38:59What?
Hazel
04:39:00uh,
Temerity
04:39:00Double hexed.
Rhysaene
04:39:00Yes.
Hazel
04:39:02Yes.04:39:03Um,
Dungeon Master
04:39:04Okay.
Rhysaene
04:39:05Let’s go.
Hazel
04:39:06I don’t know. I’ll choose.04:39:08dexterity.04:39:11um,04:39:15It.04:39:16I then…04:39:17Will.04:39:19True strike.04:39:22uh,
Dungeon Master
04:39:23OK.
Hazel
04:39:26So,04:39:27I rule.04:39:29um,04:39:38Sixteen.
Dungeon Master
04:39:40A 16 hit.
Hazel
04:39:41Sorry, 17.
Dungeon Master
04:39:42still hits.
Hazel
04:39:45And so it takes.04:39:481D8.04:39:51piercing.04:39:52plus04:39:54Hex.04:39:56which is04:39:581d6.04:40:01Plus.04:40:02my proficiency bonus from a Shadow Mord Hexer.04:40:07plus04:40:08whatever.04:40:09bonus I had to get in.04:40:12wisdom so we have to04:40:14versus less.04:40:16Thank you.04:40:17Thank you.04:40:18Great.04:40:2215 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:40:24pandemic.04:40:27It is.04:40:28It is destroyed, your magic rips through it, causing it to shatter and fall apart.
Hazel
04:40:34Well,04:40:35Oh yeah, no, it took the psychic damage because this game is silly.04:40:39See it.04:40:41All right, cool.04:40:42can’t,04:40:44use a bonus action because I’ve already used a bonus action to put it on some defender. But I will eventually.
Dungeon Master
04:40:46Correct.04:40:49Uh-huh.
Hazel
04:40:49So that’s my turn.
Temerity
04:40:50Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:40:52brings us back around to this.
Rhysaene
04:40:56Hello, I will use my bonus action to move my hex to the other one.
Dungeon Master
04:41:06you are able to do that, no problem.
Rhysaene
04:41:10And then I would like to Eldridge Place.
Dungeon Master
04:41:13Go for it.
Rhysaene
04:41:15Uh-huh.04:41:22Oh.04:41:23Uh,04:41:23That is 22 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:41:25That does indeed hit.
Rhysaene
04:41:28Uh-huh.04:41:29And then I will follow on.04:41:32That is 4 plus 4 plus 1, D6.04:41:38five.04:41:39uh,04:41:40So,04:41:4113 points of damage.
Dungeon Master
04:41:46You smash it with an Eldritch Blast for 13 points of damage, cracking stone as…04:41:53the blast and the hex reverberate through it, ripping stone and metal apart04:41:59Is it all for Rhys?
Rhysaene
04:42:03Yes, that’s me.
Dungeon Master
04:42:05That brings us back around once more to Luma.
Luma
04:42:11Run around.
Dungeon Master
04:42:15Oh, you were cutting out for a second, sorry.
Luma
04:42:17Oh.04:42:17I run around and I’m going to true strike it with my crowbar.
Dungeon Master
04:42:21Yo.
Luma
04:42:22for 22 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:42:24That hits.
Luma
04:42:25And where’s my d8?04:42:29the04:42:30eight.
Dungeon Master
04:42:32Percussive maintenance.
Luma
04:42:34Progressive maintenance.
Dungeon Master
04:42:35If it makes it save, it’s because you’ve percussive maintenance did.
Luma
04:42:35Three.04:42:387 radiant damage
Temerity
04:42:39Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:42:42seven.
Luma
04:42:44uh,
Temerity
04:42:45I’m sure.
Dungeon Master
04:42:46Bonk.
Luma
04:42:47And then, uh,04:42:50It can’t take reactions, so I’m just going to step over here.
Dungeon Master
04:42:52Yeah, it can’t. It, like, raises its shield and then lowers it again.
Luma
04:42:57She’ll point the control route at it, stand down, and then that’s her turn.
Dungeon Master
04:43:02hemerity.
Temerity
04:43:04Temerity, Temerity is going to recklessly attack Stone Defender 1.
Dungeon Master
04:43:09Go for it.04:43:15I gotta fix hex detection because it’s detecting on the people who casted it.
Temerity
04:43:21That’s going to be 22 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:43:24That hits.
Temerity
04:43:25All righty.
Dungeon Master
04:43:26Poor guy.
Rhysaene
04:43:26- I’m wearing a lot of routines today.
Temerity
04:43:31There we go.
Luma
04:43:35- Are you casting Hex for those people in your little combat?
Dungeon Master
04:43:39Yeah.
Luma
04:43:41So when you cast a spell like that, it does put an effect on the caster.
Dungeon Master
04:43:44Yeah, no, I know what the issue is.
Temerity
04:43:45That’s it.04:43:47- Yeah.
Luma
04:43:47Okay.
Dungeon Master
04:43:47I’m checking for hex and I need to check for hexing only and add a negative check for hex.
Luma
04:43:55Right.
Temerity
04:43:55All right.04:43:57That’s going to be 19 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:43:59Gee.04:44:00Hi, it’s me.
Temerity
04:44:01And then it should make a constitution saving throw.
Dungeon Master
04:44:0219th.04:44:06which is your DCE.
Temerity
04:44:08IDC ish.
Dungeon Master
04:44:13I don’t think it’s gonna make it.
Temerity
04:44:13not write it down
Dungeon Master
04:44:15Is it higher than a nine?
Temerity
04:44:15it.04:44:17Yes.04:44:18I believe it’s 14.
Dungeon Master
04:44:18And.04:44:22dash T.04:44:23one.
Temerity
04:44:24and04:44:25If it fails, it04:44:26is knocked prone.
Dungeon Master
04:44:28It is indeed not a problem.04:44:32falls to the ground as you use your hammer to sweep it out from under its legs.
Temerity
04:44:43All right, and then that’s my turn.
Dungeon Master
04:44:47Let’s see if it can even stand up.04:44:53It rolls a one on confusion.04:44:55The creature uses all of its movement to move in a random direction.04:44:58To determine the direction, roll a d8.04:45:01So north will be one and going around clockwise.04:45:04Oh.04:45:05I need a DA.04:45:10uses all its movement.04:45:13uh,04:45:14The creature doesn’t take an action this turn.04:45:17Okay?04:45:18So it rolls a one, so it moves north, it can’t move north, it stays on the ground, it does nothing.04:45:23And then it tries to resist the confusion.04:45:27and it rolls a 13 on its wisdom saving throw, which fails.04:45:31This guy is f-
Temerity
04:45:33Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:45:39Hello.
Temerity
04:45:39are.
Dungeon Master
04:45:40- Afri?04:45:41Everett, please.04:45:45Stone Defender 2 is dead.04:45:50Which brings us back to Iva.
Iva
04:45:54All right.
Dungeon Master
04:45:56It is prone, so you have advantage to hit it within five feet.
Iva
04:46:00All right, well, I am going to hit it.04:46:08Uh,04:46:0918 on the dice, so…
Dungeon Master
04:46:10That hits.
Iva
04:46:1125.
Dungeon Master
04:46:12You know, that hits.04:46:14that wax it.
Iva
04:46:16I don’t know.04:46:2011 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:46:22One minute.04:46:24All right.04:46:25Okay.
Iva
04:46:28uh,04:46:29And that’s all I got for now.
Dungeon Master
04:46:35Ending Iva’s turn.
Iva
04:46:35We can serve04:46:37Yeah, you’re serving some resources.
Dungeon Master
04:46:39brings us back. That’s a good idea.04:46:42brings us back around to Hazel.04:46:46Oh, it didn’t make it safe for Moonbeam.04:46:48Hold on.
Hazel
04:46:49- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:46:49It rolls a natural 8 plus nothing.04:46:53No, it has advantaged.
Hazel
04:46:53extent.
Dungeon Master
04:46:55It still takes the damage. It fails with the advantage still.04:46:59I gave you one minus six.04:47:02OK.04:47:03Now it’s your turn.
Hazel
04:47:08True Strike.
Dungeon Master
04:47:10Yeah, fuck it up.04:47:11You, if you’re range attacking, you actually have disadvantaged handed.
Hazel
04:47:17Oh, true.
Dungeon Master
04:47:17because it is prone.
Hazel
04:47:18No, fuck it.04:47:19Why not?04:47:20And you know what, actually?04:47:24What’s the…04:47:28back.04:47:29I have the thing on, I have the wrong thing.
Dungeon Master
04:47:31-
Hazel
04:47:31uh,04:47:34What is the…04:47:4015, 15, okay.04:47:42What’s the?
Dungeon Master
04:47:46Disadvantage from being in Melee.
Hazel
04:47:46Um,
Dungeon Master
04:47:48if you’re still using Longbow.
Hazel
04:47:49No, uh…04:47:50What’s the…04:47:52Uh,04:47:53To draw a weapon, is that just an item interaction?
Dungeon Master
04:47:57You so.
Hazel
04:47:58if I drop my boat.
Dungeon Master
04:48:00You can…04:48:01you can,04:48:02As part of an attack, you take as the…04:48:05You’re actually kind of fucked because you’re using True Strike.04:48:08You can draw or put away one weapon as an object interaction,04:48:13and then for each attack you make as part of the attack action…04:48:17you can draw or put away a weapon. It’s really favorable for actual marshals, and for people using true strike, it means swapping websons takes time.04:48:28So you could put
Hazel
04:48:29Is it an item interaction to drop my bow?
Dungeon Master
04:48:31Yes.04:48:31In 2024, yeah, that counts as putting it away.
Hazel
04:48:35Never mind.
Dungeon Master
04:48:36You could move up there and point blanket with a flat roll.04:48:44neither advantage nor disadvantage.
Hazel
04:48:45weird sticky.04:48:48here.
Dungeon Master
04:48:49Oh, the wall probably.
Hazel
04:48:51Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:48:52Because Sage is in the wall.
Hazel
04:48:54Oh, true. Yeah. All right. I’ll put blank if it’s flat.04:49:00Uh…
Temerity
04:49:00We’re just stomping on this guy.
Hazel
04:49:06on Truth Strike.04:49:11uh,04:49:1514.
Dungeon Master
04:49:16A 14 will miss, unfortunately.
Hazel
04:49:20All right.04:49:21And.04:49:29Well, that’s a good thing anyways.04:49:31Use my bonus action to put hex on it.04:49:33Whoops.
Dungeon Master
04:49:33laughter04:49:35Um,
Hazel
04:49:38Got a bit ahead of myself there.
Dungeon Master
04:49:40Is that all then move Hex and move and.
Iva
04:49:41Thank you.
Hazel
04:49:44Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:49:46That brings us to Rhys.04:49:48Likewise, it is prone, so ranged attacks will be at disadvantage.
Rhysaene
04:49:49Um,04:49:53Bam. Okay. I will mind-sliver it again.04:49:56Negative 1d4 Intelligency, please.
Dungeon Master
04:50:00It makes saving throw with advantage.04:50:03and it rolls a not high enough, it fails at save.
Rhysaene
04:50:09Oh.04:50:09Okay, it takes…04:50:11Two points just like you, Thomas.
Dungeon Master
04:50:16Would you like to have moved your hex first?04:50:19Oh, right. Hex doesn’t matter for this anyway.
Rhysaene
04:50:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:50:23It takes two points of psychic damage,
Rhysaene
04:50:28and a -24 net seeping through.
Dungeon Master
04:50:30on its next saving throw.
Hazel
04:50:32is already.
Rhysaene
04:50:32Yeah.
Hazel
04:50:33Terhex and04:50:34- Thanks.
Rhysaene
04:50:36Yeah, I did win by hex.
Temerity
04:50:38Yeah, she did that last time.
Dungeon Master
04:50:39Oh yeah, you already did. You already. Yep. Yep.04:50:41Yes.
Rhysaene
04:50:42Double hexed.
Dungeon Master
04:50:43Is that all for Rhys?
Rhysaene
04:50:45Yes, that’s me.
Dungeon Master
04:50:48That brings us once again back around to the top of the order with Luma.
Luma
04:50:53Hello.
Temerity
04:50:54No, no, no.
Dungeon Master
04:50:55Hello.
Luma
04:50:56And true strikeout. Is he still confused?
Dungeon Master
04:50:58He is still confused and he is still prone.
Luma
04:51:02Oh, advantage.
Dungeon Master
04:51:03Yes, indeed.
Luma
04:51:06Quack, quack.04:51:0818.
Dungeon Master
04:51:10And 18 does hit.
Luma
04:51:12Four.04:51:13Oh.04:51:16Where the fuck is my D8?
Dungeon Master
04:51:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Luma
04:51:19Oh.04:51:20Ooh, uh, 12 radiant damage.
Dungeon Master
04:51:20Sorry.04:51:21have certain expectations.04:51:24I…
Luma
04:51:30That’s my turn.
Dungeon Master
04:51:30He is.04:51:31Still up, but now critical.04:51:37That’s Luma that brings us around to Temerity.
Temerity
04:51:42Temerity is not recklessly attacking it since it’s already knocked down,04:51:45but Temerity is just going to bring the hammer up overhead04:51:50and bring it down on top of this thing.
Dungeon Master
04:51:51Yeah.
Temerity
04:51:53one.04:51:5619 and 18.04:51:59So a 24 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:52:0124 does indeed hit.
Temerity
04:52:03Or 25.
Dungeon Master
04:52:04also hits.
Temerity
04:52:05Yeah.04:52:06Thank you.04:52:14All right.04:52:1914 damage.04:52:21Oh, no, no, sorry.04:52:24I forgot this was my first attack of the land.
Dungeon Master
04:52:28Okay.
Temerity
04:52:30So.04:52:3125 damage actually.
Dungeon Master
04:52:33Oh boy. Okay.04:52:36How do you finish off the confused golem?04:52:39As this.
Temerity
04:52:39So, yeah.04:52:40As its head is like spinning around on the ground, I assume continuing to say target acquired, target lost, target acquired.
Dungeon Master
04:52:43Thank you.04:52:47Targeted a court, yes.
Temerity
04:52:48And Temerity’s just going to bring the hammer down straight on its head and like just shut it up.04:52:57and just explode it.
Hazel
04:52:59Tiki.
Dungeon Master
04:52:59Yeah, you.
Temerity
04:53:00- Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:53:01bring the hammer down and it,04:53:03caves in on itself like a building being demolished.04:53:08Um,
Hazel
04:53:08I do up the moonbeam.
Dungeon Master
04:53:10falling.04:53:10apart. The moonbeam closes and disappears. The workshop is left.04:53:18with silence once more.04:53:22Um,04:53:25Yeah, you…04:53:26You did it.04:53:29Um,04:53:30I know it’s late, we’ll end soon, but if possible I’d like to finish this apartment.
Temerity
04:53:36Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:53:39And then we can do the rest of this vault next session.04:53:44So you stand in this large.
Luma
04:53:45Ooh.
Rhysaene
04:53:45Sounds good to me.
Dungeon Master
04:53:47this large dwarven workshop where this dwarf
Luma
04:53:47- Yes.
Dungeon Master
04:53:51against the04:53:52Um,04:53:54What was the…04:53:55against the charters established by this ruling master,04:54:00constructed, conducted secret research04:54:03into construct construction.04:54:06um04:54:08What’d you like to do?
Luma
04:54:09investigate the construct construct bodies.
Dungeon Master
04:54:12There’s stone and metal04:54:15Um,04:54:16They appear to have had some sort of crystalline magical cores, but their destruction has…04:54:28removed their ability to retain any of their animating magic.04:54:32um,04:54:35They are defeated constructs.
Luma
04:54:39She’ll put the control right back on the desk.
Dungeon Master
04:54:42Put the control rod back on the desk.
Luma
04:54:44Yep.
Dungeon Master
04:54:45Okey dokey.
Luma
04:54:47We were instructed not to take anything from the vault, so she’s going to leave that there.
Dungeon Master
04:54:50That’s,04:54:51- True.
Luma
04:54:52They didn’t say anything about04:54:53Fighting constructs, but…
Dungeon Master
04:54:55Thank you.
Luma
04:54:55- Yeah.04:54:56Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
04:54:56um,04:55:00You set the rod back on the desk where you found it.04:55:08- Grieving no.04:55:10What else would you like to do?
Luma
04:55:14I guess survey the room and add it to the map.
Dungeon Master
04:55:17You search the room. Give me investigation checks for anyone who’s searching the room or surveying the room.
Iva
04:55:24- Sure.
Dungeon Master
04:55:24Um,04:55:25You had started to identify the control rod, and that’s what…04:55:29what prompted the attack, would you also like to do that?
Luma
04:55:32Oh yeah, I’ll finish that too.
Dungeon Master
04:55:34Okay.
Luma
04:55:3416.
Dungeon Master
04:55:3516, okay.
Luma
04:55:36That’s okay.
Dungeon Master
04:55:38So one thing and then the other thing04:55:40The control rod is a magical item.
Luma
04:55:43Whoa.
Dungeon Master
04:55:45which I will put in D-Capt.04:56:02um,04:56:03Investigating04:56:05Um, you,04:56:06search through their blueprints for, um,04:56:09What look like blueprints for these constructs?04:56:12For the control rod, there’s a lot of scribbled out, like…04:56:15No, this didn’t work. Try this.04:56:17Um,04:56:18On the desk, you also find a wooden box about like a foot and a half-ish long and maybe like a04:56:26A half that that like long or that like.04:56:30Deep.04:56:33The wooden box has got a little brass clasp on it, and it has very intricate silver inlay.04:56:40just in like a geometric, like,04:56:43like art deco kind of pattern.
Luma
04:56:47We found that.
Dungeon Master
04:56:49who was investigating.04:56:5016 for sure finds it.
Luma
04:56:51I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
04:56:53That’s the only role I know of.
Luma
04:56:53Okay.04:56:55I’m just making sure that I didn’t04:56:57I think Bruce rolled a 13 and Mariah rolled a 9, but then we’ll…
Iva
04:57:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luma
04:57:01Crack open, though.04:57:03the trust.
Dungeon Master
04:57:05the04:57:06the little box contains a04:57:09elegant, well-crafted pistol made of dark wood with, like, all of its metal fixtures are a, like, bright, like, silver-like metal.
Luma
04:57:21I found a gun!04:57:21Luma brandishes it.
Dungeon Master
04:57:23Thank you.04:57:24Everybody ducks.
Luma
04:57:25laughter
Temerity
04:57:25Yeah.
Hazel
04:57:25Mm.
Iva
04:57:25What’s up?
Dungeon Master
04:57:25um,04:57:27It is a very finely crafted gun in clear, like, dwarven style.
Hazel
04:57:33every day you see a firearm.
Luma
04:57:33So,04:57:35She’ll also identify that.
Dungeon Master
04:57:37you cast your spell, you pull on your magic of identification,04:57:42And very similar to the hand axes, what you are holding is a masterwork dwarven pistol.04:57:48Which I will also put in.04:57:50Now, it occurs to me, this is based on combining some basic items,04:57:54it occurs to me this is just the pistol of fuck you, Hazel and Iva, if I ever shot you, you’d be fucked.
Temerity
04:58:00Hehehehehe.
Iva
04:58:01Why would you do that to us?
Dungeon Master
04:58:02Thank you.
Luma
04:58:03Oh my God.
Hazel
04:58:06Mm.
Luma
04:58:07The anti-witch pistol.
Iva
04:58:09How would you do this?
Temerity
04:58:09-
Hazel
04:58:10that
Luma
04:58:10Why did these dwarves make an empty shapeshifting gun?
Hazel
04:58:15Probably like laden in silver and it’s just a side of her.
Dungeon Master
04:58:15That,04:58:18Yeah.
Luma
04:58:19Oh, is it just because it’s got silver white metal?
Dungeon Master
04:58:19It’s the…04:58:21Yeah, it’s a, the axes are adamantine plus one and the pistols silvered plus one.04:58:27It’s just low rarity magic weapons.
Luma
04:58:29Yeah.04:58:31Be careful of this gun.04:58:34And I guess technically Hazel too.
Iva
04:58:36Are you going to shoot me with it?
Luma
04:58:39Well, no, it might, I don’t know, it might itch if you hold it.
Hazel
04:58:45Oh, allergies.
Iva
04:58:47-
Dungeon Master
04:58:47- Yeah.
Luma
04:58:47Yeah, don’t poke Iva with the side of the gun.
Temerity
04:58:47Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:58:51Um,04:58:52It doesn’t…04:58:53It doesn’t hurt per se, but is having a gun on your side supposed to be spicy?
Hazel
04:59:00Dude.
Temerity
04:59:00Hehehehehehe.
Luma
04:59:01- -
Iva
04:59:01laughter
Hazel
04:59:02I would imagine it’s probably like extremely cold.
Luma
04:59:04is it04:59:05Why is it spicy?
Temerity
04:59:05Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
04:59:05- Yeah.04:59:06It is very cold.
Iva
04:59:07I was like, that’s really, really cold…
Temerity
04:59:08white.04:59:09Thanks.04:59:10- Yeah.
Luma
04:59:12- Does anybody want to…
Hazel
04:59:12probably felt similar to how getting moonbeamed felt.
Iva
04:59:13Why would you?
Luma
04:59:17Heh heh.
Iva
04:59:17Does it feel similar to getting moonbeamed?
Luma
04:59:18Does anybody wanna…
Iva
04:59:24I was like, you’re right, this gun is uncomfortable.04:59:26Why are you poking me with it, Luma?
Luma
04:59:29to prove a point.04:59:30Sorry.
Temerity
04:59:31- Yeah.
Iva
04:59:31laughs
Luma
04:59:32take it back.
Hazel
04:59:34I don’t know, when I touch it, I feel fine.04:59:36That’s…
Temerity
04:59:37Hehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:59:43um,
Luma
04:59:44A gun?
Dungeon Master
04:59:44But.04:59:46It’s just…04:59:47uh,04:59:52Turning over the workshop, that is the last of what you find of interest.04:59:57Otherwise, there’s tools.04:59:59There’s…05:00:00Tinker’s tools and Smith’s tools.05:00:03um,05:00:07uh,05:00:08Yeah.05:00:09Tinker’s Tools, Smith’s Tools, Stone Mason Tools.05:00:12the gun, the control rod.05:00:17And it’s really05:00:18it other than like05:00:20Random junk.
Hazel
05:00:21Well, if it’s good against things that are shape shifted, it might be a good idea.
Luma
05:00:26Yeah, I think I’m going to keep it.05:00:28I know I’m not supposed to, but…
Hazel
05:00:29I know that like.05:00:30Then we took the X’s.
Luma
05:00:32Yeah, but the axes, I think, didn’t come from the vault.05:00:34I think they came from the monster.
Hazel
05:00:36They are very clean.05:00:38Warven crafted, I think.
Luma
05:00:40That’s true.05:00:42We should probably take the control route too while we’re at it then.
Hazel
05:00:43They were just05:00:46Hey.05:00:47-
Temerity
05:00:48laughs
Hazel
05:00:49It’s a slippery slope.
Iva
05:00:51laughter
Luma
05:00:53Luma kind of shrugs. I think this room is technically outside of the scope of the vault anyway.
Dungeon Master
05:00:57That’s true, they didn’t know about this place.
Hazel
05:00:58Oh, true.
Dungeon Master
05:00:59If they had, that stuff would not still be here.
Luma
05:01:00that.05:01:02So I think we’ve already kind of broken our rule by being in here anyway.
Temerity
05:01:02laughs
Luma
05:01:06you
Temerity
05:01:07Oh.
Hazel
05:01:08Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
05:01:09Luma’s having an identity crisis.
Temerity
05:01:09Ha ha ha.
Luma
05:01:09uh,
Iva
05:01:09Oh, so it’s okay if we…05:01:11If we’re breaking one rule,
Luma
05:01:11Luma is having a really hard time right now.05:01:13She clearly is very uncomfortable with like,05:01:17the whole situation, but also05:01:19Uh…05:01:20Might prove useful because this place is dangerous as all hell and she has a crowbar.
Hazel
05:01:25- Uh-huh.
Temerity
05:01:25Hehehehe.
Luma
05:01:26Is there any ammo with it?
Dungeon Master
05:01:28Um,05:01:29Well, say there’s 20 regular bullets.
Luma
05:01:31Okay.
Dungeon Master
05:01:32Which you can mark as having.
Luma
05:01:36uh,
Dungeon Master
05:01:38You’re not proficient with a pistol currently, right?
Luma
05:01:42I’m an artificer. I have firearm proficiency.
Dungeon Master
05:01:45Does Artificer still grant that?05:01:47I thought it didn’t.
Luma
05:01:48Oh, I thought…05:01:50I thought we said that it did.
Dungeon Master
05:01:51Oh.05:01:52I don’t remember that, but maybe we did.
Luma
05:01:53Nobody gets firearm proficiency if Artificer doesn’t get it.
Dungeon Master
05:01:57No, because they’re just martial ranged weapons.05:01:59So anyone who gets martial weapon proficiency gets it.
Luma
05:02:02Oh.
Temerity
05:02:03Oh.
Luma
05:02:04There was something that we talked about that Artificer got it because I was going to get a gun, but I couldn’t afford it.
Dungeon Master
05:02:09Yeah, I thought you were going to take the gunner feet, but that’s fine.05:02:12I have no problem saying you have it.05:02:15um,
Luma
05:02:16Let me look. I think there’s something in the Artify thing that says that it has an option.
Iva
05:02:16I have a problem.
Dungeon Master
05:02:18- There may be.05:02:21I just don’t remember.
Luma
05:02:22If they’re available, uh…
Dungeon Master
05:02:25I think.
Luma
05:02:25I know it did in the old book, but of course, fucking five, eight,05:02:295.5 kind of sucks ass.
Dungeon Master
05:02:29I think that…05:02:30I think that that changed because it’s no longer…05:02:35a special like05:02:37and it is just a DMG Marshall range weapon now.
Luma
05:02:40Uh-huh.05:02:44then no, I don’t have proficiency with firearms or
Dungeon Master
05:02:46- Well, we may have talked about you having a thing for it.05:02:48I think that that’s totally fair as an artificer.05:02:51I’m not persnickety with weapon permissions.05:02:53Like, I don’t think Hazel was…05:02:55No, Hazel. Yeah, I think they took away the elven weapon proficiency. Hazel wasn’t supposed to have longbows either.
Hazel
05:03:01Yeah, but I did grab the05:03:03The, the Druid thing that made me proficient in Martian.
Dungeon Master
05:03:05Right, you did end up doing that.05:03:07Um,
Hazel
05:03:07That’s not helpful to the argument though.
Dungeon Master
05:03:09No, it’s, yeah, I’m not
Hazel
05:03:10if we had any homework teacher.
Dungeon Master
05:03:12I think it’s fine if you’re proficient with firearms. That’s not an issue at all.05:03:20I was just curious.05:03:21So,05:03:22that,05:03:23That concludes the search of this apartment.05:03:27It is late. If there’s not anything else anyone wants to do or say really quick to wrap up the current stuff we’ve been through.05:03:34um,05:03:36Is there anyone who wants to do or say anything05:03:39on the,05:03:40you know, current05:03:42Current stuff.
Iva
05:03:45Not the top of my head.
Dungeon Master
05:03:47Mm-hmm.
Hazel
05:03:48Is it not really weird to everyone else that these vaults are literally just housed?05:03:53I get it.
Dungeon Master
05:03:53Their apartments, yeah, they’re very, like…
Iva
05:03:54- Thank you.
Hazel
05:03:57It’s very funny to me.
Temerity
05:03:57Yeah.
Iva
05:03:59I just…
Luma
05:04:00I wonder if they just call them vaults, but they were really just like…05:04:03areas of the Dwarven city that05:04:06got sealed off.
Dungeon Master
05:04:07- Good to be, good to be.
Temerity
05:04:07Yeah, that’s what I’m imagining.
Hazel
05:04:08of.
Luma
05:04:10I think that this is,
Hazel
05:04:10What I’m also
Dungeon Master
05:04:10What do you say?
Luma
05:04:11These are just districts of the Dorvan city.
Hazel
05:04:14Well, what I’m also really interested in is whether or not those giant vault doors are05:04:21aren’t05:04:21from the dwarven city or if they’re from the05:04:26um,
Luma
05:04:26Well,
Temerity
05:04:26from Argentum.
Luma
05:04:28The…05:04:29The doors that we’ve been unlocking are new because they were installed by…05:04:33the current like05:04:35vaultsmiths because I have their keys.
Dungeon Master
05:04:37Um,05:04:39Quick correction on that.05:04:41The vault to get into the foundries05:04:45Not to say that that’s wrong, but to clarify, because it’s the keys work is not getting everything.05:04:51The vault to get into the foundries was a large cast iron dark wall.05:04:56cast iron door that had a05:04:59steel work locking mechanism05:05:02affixed into it, and that is where the key went.05:05:05The door to get into Vault 1705:05:09was similar in terms of being around,05:05:13but it was solid steel work.05:05:15with the same locking mechanism.05:05:17The door to go from Vault 17 to 1805:05:19was another cast iron door,05:05:21like the one from the other session,05:05:24with a steel locking mechanism05:05:27implanted into it.
Luma
05:05:29Seeing that the cast iron is the original door and the steelwork is the05:05:33retrofitting of locks.
Dungeon Master
05:05:35I think that’s a reasonable assumption.
Hazel
05:05:37Yeah.
Luma
05:05:38That was what I was implying, sorry.
Hazel
05:05:38especially if they are.
Dungeon Master
05:05:40Okay, yeah.
Hazel
05:05:41if they are05:05:43like if they were05:05:45If they were keeping themselves underground to protect themselves, it makes sense that05:05:51those doors are like05:05:53literally like fall tilt doors.05:05:55like keeping
Luma
05:05:56Yeah.
Temerity
05:05:56Mm-hmm.
Hazel
05:05:56keeping everything, not just like
Iva
05:06:01- I would shrug the guys,05:06:02well, there’s no dead bodies down here.05:06:04So, like…05:06:05It couldn’t be that bad.
Luma
05:06:08- Mm-hmm.
Hazel
05:06:09Yeah.
Dungeon Master
05:06:10or you have not found any bodies.
Luma
05:06:14Not any dwarven buddies.
Temerity
05:06:17hook hook hook
Iva
05:06:17Well, we made some bodies, so…
Hazel
05:06:20the Vaultsmiths do good enough05:06:22cleanup.
Dungeon Master
05:06:24Yeah.05:06:25Um,
Hazel
05:06:25that.05:06:27Yeah.
Dungeon Master
05:06:28Alright, well then we will stop for the night.
Hazel
05:06:33I do like
Rhysaene
05:06:34Thank you.
Dungeon Master
05:06:35Oh.
Hazel
05:06:36sorry I do like the05:06:38what we haven’t found anybody’s05:06:40Also, we found the like.05:06:42the like warriors memorial names of like 20 dudes.
Rhysaene
05:06:45Yeah.
Iva
05:06:45Mm-hmm.
Temerity
05:06:47Uh,
Dungeon Master
05:06:49There is that.
Luma
05:06:49Thank you.
Dungeon Master
05:06:51All right.
Luma
05:06:52True.
Dungeon Master
05:06:52you know,
Hazel
05:06:53It can’t be that bad.
Dungeon Master
05:06:55Stop.05:06:55File, save.05:06:59And then we stop.
Luma
05:07:00- Yeah, I’m sure it’s fine.