Session 12 Transcript

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Luma

• 00:00:00 Party time, party time, party time.

Hazel

• 00:00:04 - Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 00:00:04 Let us begin session 12.
• 00:00:07 by first having someone recap session 11.
• 00:00:11 Who wants to do it?

Rhysaene

• 00:00:16 Well, I did it last time, so someone else should do it.

Dungeon Master

• 00:00:19 True, Mariah’s muted, that means she’s volunteering.

Temerity

• 00:00:23 Okay.

Rhysaene

• 00:00:23 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Temerity

• 00:00:25 Hahaha.

Hazel

• 00:00:25 We all know what happened last time.
• 00:00:29 Yeah, we continued exploring the vaults, but before that we had our big ass, um,
• 00:00:37 uh,
• 00:00:38 detour
• 00:00:39 unplanned detour
• 00:00:42 at the Dancing Sword
• 00:00:45 Um,
• 00:00:46 I,
• 00:00:47 We got into an argument slash conversation with the proprietor of the dancing sword.
• 00:00:53 uh,
• 00:00:54 His sword that may or may not be a dancing sword is
• 00:01:00 was allegedly procured from the fabled city of ghosts.
• 00:01:06 um,
• 00:01:08 a city that
• 00:01:10 Uh,
• 00:01:12 Hazel may or may not have
• 00:01:17 very passing knowledge on from her
• 00:01:22 uh,
• 00:01:24 from her headmistress.
• 00:01:26 Um,
• 00:01:27 After that,
• 00:01:28 we,
• 00:01:30 went back into the
• 00:01:33 We went back into the…
• 00:01:37 the vaults.
• 00:01:39 Um,
• 00:01:41 We had a.
• 00:01:42 fairly interesting little
• 00:01:46 uh, investigation
• 00:01:49 Um,
• 00:01:54 be
• 00:01:55 learned.
• 00:01:57 a bit more about
• 00:01:59 the history of
• 00:02:02 um,
• 00:02:04 of Argentum.
• 00:02:05 uh,
• 00:02:06 we had already
• 00:02:08 kind of understood that it was like a previous settlement run by
• 00:02:14 dwarves, but we like
• 00:02:17 solid writing.
• 00:02:19 down the walls and down the paper.
• 00:02:23 Um,
• 00:02:25 It’s just a lot of environmental
• 00:02:28 storytelling.
• 00:02:30 uh,
• 00:02:33 then we
• 00:02:37 um,
• 00:02:39 We explored a little more and we
• 00:02:43 found a like artificers
• 00:02:46 uh,
• 00:02:48 room, house, apartment.
• 00:02:51 Um,
• 00:02:53 And after some digging, we found a hidden passage.
• 00:02:57 went through the hidden passage.
• 00:02:59 and thoughts in gold.
• 00:03:01 And the Luma correctly identified.
• 00:03:05 the use of the
• 00:03:07 The key.
• 00:03:08 to you earlier.
• 00:03:14 it.
• 00:03:16 to like,
• 00:03:18 then,
• 00:03:19 destabilize the golems.
• 00:03:24 Um,
• 00:03:25 And that was where we ended it.

Dungeon Master

• 00:03:29 Mm-hmm.
• 00:03:30 Yeah.
• 00:03:31 You.
• 00:03:32 uh,
• 00:03:34 fought the two dwarven automatons made of stone and metal,
• 00:03:39 defeated them, rendering them once again inert, um…
• 00:03:44 found
• 00:03:45 uh,
• 00:03:46 If you…
• 00:03:47 Trinkets and treasures, including the golem control rod, the strange…
• 00:03:52 magical mechanical key that Luma used to disrupt the
• 00:03:57 the constructs, um,
• 00:03:59 Luma also found a very nice masterwork Dwarven Pistol…
• 00:04:04 locked away in a beautiful wooden box.
• 00:04:07 Um,

Luma

• 00:04:07 She’s got a gun.

Dungeon Master

• 00:04:09 She’s got a gun!
• 00:04:10 Um,
• 00:04:12 And that’s where session ended.
• 00:04:13 You stand still in the workshop of this
• 00:04:17 uh,
• 00:04:19 presumably dwarven artificer who once lived in this apartment, in this row of apartments, below another row of apartments in an underground…
• 00:04:29 chamber of some sort below the city of Argentum, sealed for
• 00:04:34 hundreds of years or more.
• 00:04:37 What would you like to do?

Luma

• 00:04:42 gun.
• 00:04:43 kidding

Temerity

• 00:04:44 See you.

Luma

• 00:04:44 Don’t do that.
• 00:04:50 Uh,
• 00:04:51 Well, actually, Luma is going to use…
• 00:04:54 She’s going to draw a holster.
• 00:04:55 chair this thing and put it on her hip.

Temerity

• 00:04:58 Hehehehe

Dungeon Master

• 00:04:58 - Yeah.
• 00:04:59 Yeah, you are able to do that, no problem.

Luma

• 00:05:05 I think we’re finished up here, so we could probably move on to the next…
• 00:05:09 Oh.
• 00:05:11 Please.
• 00:05:11 I’m stuck.
• 00:05:12 We’re trapped.

Rhysaene

• 00:05:14 - Yeah.

Temerity

• 00:05:14 It’s good.

Iva

• 00:05:14 Nuh-uh.

Luma

• 00:05:14 where
• 00:05:16 There we go.

Iva

• 00:05:16 Yeah.

Luma

• 00:05:17 - Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 00:05:17 You got to go through the door, which isn’t marked because it’s a hidden door.

Luma

• 00:05:20 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 00:05:22 Now you’re trapped. You can’t actually leave the apartment right now.

Rhysaene

• 00:05:25 Yeah.

Luma

• 00:05:26 Oh no.

Dungeon Master

• 00:05:26 This is as far as you go.

Hazel

• 00:05:27 Does it?

Luma

• 00:05:27 Ah, no!

Temerity

• 00:05:27 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:05:29 Does anyone need
• 00:05:31 a
• 00:05:33 rest or anything like that.

Rhysaene

• 00:05:36 Um

Hazel

• 00:05:38 I’m like short-resting.

Rhysaene

• 00:05:38 I think I’m good.

Temerity

• 00:05:41 I think I’m okay.
• 00:05:43 Um,
• 00:05:45 I don’t have…

Hazel

• 00:05:45 Bruce?

Rhysaene

• 00:05:45 that you want to.

Hazel

• 00:05:47 You’re the other short rest class.

Iva

• 00:05:47 Uh,
• 00:05:49 Let me, let me see.

Rhysaene

• 00:05:50 Thank you.

Iva

• 00:05:58 uh,

Rhysaene

• 00:05:58 Hi.
• 00:05:59 I think a show rest will be okay.
• 00:06:02 I mean, we get a spell slip back, but
• 00:06:04 I mean,

Iva

• 00:06:07 I could use a short rest because it would let me a second one for free.

Hazel

• 00:06:11 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 00:06:11 Okay.

Hazel

• 00:06:12 As you know, there’s
• 00:06:13 But it’s no, we’re not on like a time constraint.
• 00:06:16 and knowing

Rhysaene

• 00:06:17 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 00:06:18 cat, she probably would
• 00:06:20 She’s the she is the type to consider the whole.
• 00:06:25 You know.
• 00:06:26 Not a meta game, but this lady likes to consider the
• 00:06:29 the short rest between combat

Luma

• 00:06:32 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 00:06:32 No, I actually genuinely think that
• 00:06:34 full casters should be better than everyone else.
• 00:06:37 So don’t waste any time short resting.

Temerity

• 00:06:41 Hehehehe.

Iva

• 00:06:41 Oh, okay.
• 00:06:42 All right, so I’m going to second wind real quick.

Luma

• 00:06:42 Yeah, we can…

Dungeon Master

• 00:06:43 Um,
• 00:06:45 Chut, chut, chut.

Iva

• 00:06:45 We’ll read plus level, right?

Luma

• 00:06:46 We can chill in this.
• 00:06:49 uh,
• 00:06:50 dude’s house.

Dungeon Master

• 00:06:52 It is…
• 00:06:53 as fortifiable as any place.
• 00:06:55 It even has a secret…
• 00:06:56 a secret workshop you could hide in if you really wanted to
• 00:07:00 hunker down.

Luma

• 00:07:01 Well, we’ll spend the hour making…
• 00:07:04 an actual holster out of the
• 00:07:07 stuff in the shop.

Dungeon Master

• 00:07:08 Yeah, there’s…
• 00:07:12 Hmm.
• 00:07:13 Give me an investigation check, actually.
• 00:07:15 Let’s see what you find.

Luma

• 00:07:17 Oh, fuck.
• 00:07:23 I’m gonna clear out my dice tower.
• 00:07:28 I forgot.
• 00:07:30 Uh.
• 00:07:34 Oh.
• 00:07:35 Investigation…
• 00:07:37 Is a 13.

Dungeon Master

• 00:07:40 Um,
• 00:07:42 You scour the place.
• 00:07:43 There’s obviously metal.
• 00:07:46 And there’s a
• 00:07:49 of forging infrastructure. However,
• 00:07:52 Um,
• 00:07:53 you can’t guarantee that the, like, ventilation and stuff is…
• 00:07:58 Adequate
• 00:07:58 It might be. It might still work.
• 00:08:00 It’s got, like, pipes to run the smoke out and stuff like that.
• 00:08:04 But there’s a lot of metal iron ingots all over the place.
• 00:08:09 There’s some
• 00:08:11 would…
• 00:08:13 Um, there’s,
• 00:08:14 papers and things.
• 00:08:16 But while you investigate, you discover in one of the crates are some
• 00:08:20 Um,
• 00:08:21 cured, uh,
• 00:08:24 What’d you call them? Sheets?
• 00:08:26 rolls of leather
• 00:08:28 that could be used for a holster.

Luma

• 00:08:29 is uh
• 00:08:30 Hell yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:08:31 Um,
• 00:08:32 Some of them have just like due to time degraded beyond the point of usefulness.
• 00:08:38 But others
• 00:08:39 They have that kind of like
• 00:08:42 aged quality, but they still seem to be in good enough shape to make something like a holster.

Luma

• 00:08:52 you all.

Dungeon Master

• 00:08:52 and

Luma

• 00:08:53 She’ll spend the hour
• 00:08:57 Don’t I?

Dungeon Master

• 00:08:59 Since you have raw materials, you don’t have to spend any gold.
• 00:09:02 You get a nice gun holster worth five silver pieces.

Luma

• 00:09:07 Woo!

Dungeon Master

• 00:09:14 Is there anything else anyone wants to do?
• 00:09:17 or talk about while you guys spend an hour in this, um,
• 00:09:22 dwarf an apartment.

Temerity

• 00:09:26 Thank you.

Hazel

• 00:09:26 Thank you.

Temerity

• 00:09:28 Thank you.

Iva

• 00:09:29 Not off the top of my head.

Temerity

• 00:09:32 No, I could spend a hit day.

Dungeon Master

• 00:09:34 Yeah, go for it.
• 00:09:35 Bend your head, guys.

Luma

• 00:09:37 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 00:09:39 Thank you, a spell slot.

Dungeon Master

• 00:09:41 Yay!

Iva

• 00:09:43 I regained so much.

Temerity

• 00:09:46 or gain the reach.

Dungeon Master

• 00:09:49 um,

Luma

• 00:09:50 Luma is unable to gain anything from shortness.

Temerity

• 00:09:53 He he he he he he he he.

Luma

• 00:09:55 Blast is fucked.

Dungeon Master

• 00:09:59 Uh,
• 00:10:00 You spend the hour in relative silence, the sound of Luma working in the background.
• 00:10:06 This place, other than the sounds that Luma is making, is…
• 00:10:12 unbelievably and almost unbearably quiet.
• 00:10:18 Nothing is moving down here.
• 00:10:20 There’s no airflow.
• 00:10:22 There’s no wind, there’s no sounds of footsteps.
• 00:10:26 or talking.
• 00:10:28 It is…
• 00:10:30 Perhaps the quietest place any of you have ever been.
• 00:10:37 um,
• 00:10:39 but an hour passes and you
• 00:10:41 you’ve,
• 00:10:42 Catch your breath, recover from the fight with the constructs ready to face whatever comes next.

Hazel

• 00:10:49 Boom.
• 00:10:56 Hazel says boo and scares someone involved.
• 00:10:59 - Yes.

Dungeon Master

• 00:11:00 Thank you.
• 00:11:02 uh,

Iva

• 00:11:02 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:11:08 Hazel says boo.
• 00:11:09 and it kind of echoes a little against the stone.

Luma

• 00:11:12 from a completely different room, completely unrelated, a little bit of screams.

Temerity

• 00:11:17 Who?

Luma

• 00:11:17 All right.

Hazel

• 00:11:18 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 00:11:20 I did it.

Hazel

• 00:11:23 Haha.

Luma

• 00:11:37 I guess we go on.

Dungeon Master

• 00:11:40 you had to,

Hazel

• 00:11:41 that.

Dungeon Master

• 00:11:41 Sorry.
• 00:11:42 Mm-hmm.
• 00:11:44 You head back out of the apartment,
• 00:11:46 back into the graffiti covered hallway,
• 00:11:49 much as it was when you entered in the previous session, covered in dust,
• 00:11:55 no real signs of passage,
• 00:11:58 stuff like wooden barricades and just junk strewn about,
• 00:12:03 um,
• 00:12:04 to your left.
• 00:12:06 all the way back down the end of the hall you came from, the stairs that ascend back to the apartments above that you’ve already explored, to your right.
• 00:12:15 uh,
• 00:12:17 a set of stairs presumably descending down
• 00:12:22 um,
• 00:12:23 deeper still into the earth.

Temerity

• 00:12:33 Deeper, yes, deeper.

Luma

• 00:12:33 No.
• 00:12:34 will lead the way deeper, yet deeper.

Dungeon Master

• 00:12:38 Luma takes the lead and you head to the, um,
• 00:12:41 the passageway,
• 00:12:44 the last markings you’ve seen of…
• 00:12:47 Vault Smith infrastructure or Argentum
• 00:12:50 at all was the Guild of Sparks locking mechanism on the cast iron door that separated the apartments above from these apartments.
• 00:12:59 No such barrier separates this passage from what lies beyond.
• 00:13:04 Um,
• 00:13:05 And as you make your way down the stairs, wrap around before opening into a larger chamber.
• 00:13:11 This is not a hallway, it is a bigger room.
• 00:13:15 Um,
• 00:13:17 probably
• 00:13:20 Uh,
• 00:13:21 50, 60 feet across the ceilings here are taller, but not tall.
• 00:13:26 maybe nine feet.
• 00:13:28 Um,
• 00:13:30 in the center of the chamber,
• 00:13:32 is a
• 00:13:33 massive stove and kitchen work area with a hooded ventilation that’s just a…
• 00:13:44 like a hole with a hood so that smoke is caught and goes up
• 00:13:48 Um,
• 00:13:49 Around the walls are counter spaces and cabinets, barrels and shelves with jars containing various substances and various colorations and different states of decomposition and decay.
• 00:14:03 Um,
• 00:14:04 you stand in what presumably at one point served as a large community kitchen.
• 00:14:11 Going through the apartments above, that makes sense. There were larger apartments that had full kitchens. There were smaller apartments that had like a hotel kitchen kind of setup. And some of the smaller apartments had no kitchen at all.
• 00:14:25 So presumably that this is where people came to
• 00:14:30 to make their meals
• 00:14:33 um,
• 00:14:34 if they didn’t have the space for it in their own residence.
• 00:14:45 Watch you.

Luma

• 00:14:45 Some perpetual stew.

Hazel

• 00:14:47 investigation into the kitchen.

Temerity

• 00:14:47 laughs

Rhysaene

• 00:14:48 - Thanks.

Luma

• 00:14:49 Yeah, let’s look around.

Dungeon Master

• 00:14:50 You investigate the kitchen.
• 00:14:52 There are stove…
• 00:14:57 Coal fire stoves.
• 00:14:59 around that center infrastructure, pots and pans on them.
• 00:15:03 No forever stew still burning here, though.

Temerity

• 00:15:07 Hehehehe.

Dungeon Master

• 00:15:07 Um,
• 00:15:09 what

Temerity

• 00:15:09 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:15:09 in the kitchen would you like to investigate? Would you like to look for, look at anything specific or for anything specific?

Hazel

• 00:15:17 I don’t.
• 00:15:18 No, I don’t have anything in it.
• 00:15:21 Like, I don’t,
• 00:15:22 I wouldn’t know what to look for.
• 00:15:24 I’m just kind of like,
• 00:15:25 Look at my end.
• 00:15:27 weeping.

Dungeon Master

• 00:15:28 uh,
• 00:15:28 Give me a perception check.

Hazel

• 00:15:34 And seven.

Dungeon Master

• 00:15:37 Um,
• 00:15:38 About as I described, it’s…

Hazel

• 00:15:39 that one.

Dungeon Master

• 00:15:40 - Yeah.
• 00:15:41 It’s not an empty place.
• 00:15:43 There’s shelving and pantries and…
• 00:15:46 um,
• 00:15:47 various bottles and jars and things on the shelves, iron…
• 00:15:51 be queer.
• 00:15:53 Copper cookware on stoves.

Luma

• 00:16:00 No, no, no, no.

Dungeon Master

• 00:16:02 Sorry, go ahead.

Luma

• 00:16:02 or

Dungeon Master

• 00:16:04 For what?

Luma

• 00:16:05 cookbook.

Dungeon Master

• 00:16:07 Give me an investigation check.

Luma

• 00:16:14 15.

Dungeon Master

• 00:16:17 Mm-hmm.
• 00:16:20 There aren’t,
• 00:16:21 There are lots of shelves and not a lot of books, almost none.
• 00:16:25 um,
• 00:16:25 But you do manage to find a…
• 00:16:28 It’s not a cookbook.
• 00:16:30 But a little wooden box…
• 00:16:32 Um,
• 00:16:34 with a little brass latch.
• 00:16:36 Inside are about 100…
• 00:16:39 different
• 00:16:40 uh,
• 00:16:42 cut, like, note cards on…
• 00:16:45 Um,
• 00:16:46 sturdy paper. A lot of them are faded beyond visibility or otherwise decayed. But there’s a good like five to ten that have legible text all in Dwarvish.
• 00:16:57 All recipes for various Dwarvish dishes.
• 00:17:01 Um,
• 00:17:04 that were presumably cooked in this place.

Luma

• 00:17:08 Yeah.
• 00:17:11 I found.
• 00:17:17 Bread recipes.

Temerity

• 00:17:19 Huh.

Iva

• 00:17:20 - Yeah.
• 00:17:21 Red?

Dungeon Master

• 00:17:23 True.
• 00:17:23 There is a there are two
• 00:17:27 bread recipes.
• 00:17:28 One is a…
• 00:17:29 pretty standard
• 00:17:31 um,
• 00:17:33 like loaf of bread a very basic recipe part of it’s faded but you can make out
• 00:17:38 that it’s for making like soft fresh baked bread the other is a recipe um
• 00:17:46 for something called rock bread.
• 00:17:49 um,
• 00:17:50 It is an incredibly basic recipe that I don’t know off the top of my head,
• 00:17:56 but it is the recipe for what is essentially hardtack.

Luma

• 00:17:59 Yo.

Temerity

• 00:17:59 Nah.

Hazel

• 00:18:00 Power and water.

Dungeon Master

• 00:18:03 indeed.

Luma

• 00:18:03 Yo, they ate rocks down here.

Temerity

• 00:18:06 Ha ha ha.
• 00:18:07 -

Luma

• 00:18:07 Wait, no.
• 00:18:09 It’s just really hard bread.
• 00:18:10 Oh, man.

Hazel

• 00:18:13 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 00:18:14 I guess in a sense it is true.

Temerity

• 00:18:16 laughs

Luma

• 00:18:19 Oh.
• 00:18:21 Oh,

Dungeon Master

• 00:18:21 Being over, sorry.

Luma

• 00:18:22 It’s a euphemism.

Dungeon Master

• 00:18:25 laughs

Temerity

• 00:18:26 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 00:18:27 Mm-hmm.
• 00:18:28 Being over by the shelves, you see a lot of glass jars,
• 00:18:32 a lot of canning.
• 00:18:34 Some of the jars have literally shattered and exploded.
• 00:18:39 The contents dried, but staining the shelves or the walls.
• 00:18:44 Most of the shelves are stone and built into the room itself,
• 00:18:48 stained in deep purples and greens.
• 00:18:52 There’s mold patches growing over some of these jars
• 00:18:56 that have spilt out.
• 00:18:58 Um,
• 00:18:59 and other like just signs of long decay.
• 00:19:03 But there are a lot of,
• 00:19:05 a lot of containers that are still sealed.
• 00:19:07 There’s a lot of ceramic
• 00:19:10 Like
• 00:19:11 I guess jug is the best word with a heavy ceramic lids holding them closed.
• 00:19:18 um,
• 00:19:20 There are some bottles that, there’s some
• 00:19:24 Instead of jars, glass and…
• 00:19:27 Other material bottles.
• 00:19:29 that are
• 00:19:30 that carried various labels, mostly faded.
• 00:19:34 Just a lot of kitchen stuff in here.

Hazel

• 00:19:38 don’t.
• 00:19:40 We could.
• 00:19:41 know that the
• 00:19:42 The intrusive thoughts may win out, but don’t.
• 00:19:45 Don’t don’t.
• 00:19:46 He will.

Luma

• 00:19:48 like the

Temerity

• 00:19:48 - Shit.

Hazel

• 00:19:49 you will get very sick and die.

Rhysaene

• 00:19:49 Peace.

Luma

• 00:19:49 And…

Hazel

• 00:19:51 Unless it’s like honey. If you find honey, you could probably eat it.

Luma

• 00:19:51 An anthropologist?

Dungeon Master

• 00:19:55 Give me a
• 00:19:58 Give me another perception check, Hazel.

Hazel

• 00:20:00 They had mountain bees.

Temerity

• 00:20:02 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 00:20:03 They had mountain bees.

Iva

• 00:20:03 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 00:20:05 19.

Dungeon Master

• 00:20:06 Um,

Rhysaene

• 00:20:06 Ooh.

Dungeon Master

• 00:20:08 With a 19,
• 00:20:10 Hazel, you do find several glass jars containing a thick, dark amber-colored substance. The substance is cloudy and appears to have crystallization patterns in it.
• 00:20:21 but it does very clearly look like honey.

Hazel

• 00:20:27 I still wouldn’t eat that, guys.

Dungeon Master

• 00:20:29 And you can give…

Temerity

• 00:20:30 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:20:30 - Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:20:31 Yeah, you find several jars…
• 00:20:35 um,
• 00:20:37 of this
• 00:20:39 of this honey, there appear to be flecks of something in it.
• 00:20:43 Um,
• 00:20:44 And one of the jars, all the jars had labels that have decayed and fallen off.
• 00:20:49 One of the jars has a paper label that you can still make out the words,

Luma

• 00:20:49 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 00:20:53 uh, Everfire honey.

Hazel

• 00:20:56 Actually, hold on.

Luma

• 00:20:56 Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:20:57 Oh.

Rhysaene

• 00:20:57 Oh.

Hazel

• 00:20:58 They got volcano bees.

Temerity

• 00:21:00 Huh?

Hazel

• 00:21:00 You know, now that I think about it, druids do get purified food and drink.

Luma

• 00:21:01 - Damn.

Hazel

• 00:21:05 We could hold on to these and then tomorrow I’ll make them edible and we can test the Everfire honey and all that.

Temerity

• 00:21:07 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 00:21:12 Yes.

Temerity

• 00:21:13 I’ll see you next time.

Hazel

• 00:21:15 because it removes rot to end poison.

Dungeon Master

• 00:21:16 Um,
• 00:21:18 Give me a nature or survival check.
• 00:21:23 Anyone who’s messing with the honey can, but specifically for sure Hazel.

Hazel

• 00:21:26 Yeah.
• 00:21:29 I mean, even if it’s safety, she’s still going to like…

Luma

• 00:21:32 I don’t care what the result of this check is.

Dungeon Master

• 00:21:32 Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:21:32 She would still.

Luma

• 00:21:33 I ain’t eating the 10,000 year old.

Hazel

• 00:21:33 Thank you.

Iva

• 00:21:34 I’m sorry.

Temerity

• 00:21:35 Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:21:36 and

Luma

• 00:21:37 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 00:21:38 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 00:21:38 13.

Luma

• 00:21:39 - Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:21:40 just without doing any deep dive investigation,
• 00:21:45 just looking at the honey,
• 00:21:47 presuming this is honey,
• 00:21:48 there are no signs that there’s anything wrong with it
• 00:21:51 that would render it inedible.
• 00:21:52 The crystallization is just like a natural…
• 00:21:56 byproduct of honey sitting for a long time.

Hazel

• 00:21:58 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:21:59 And the cloudiness is just,
• 00:22:01 uh,
• 00:22:02 of,
• 00:22:03 related to that.
• 00:22:04 Um,
• 00:22:06 Being cautious, of course, is entirely valid.
• 00:22:10 You can’t tell what the flecks are,
• 00:22:12 Um,
• 00:22:14 They’re not something that is just in pure honey.
• 00:22:18 So caution is, of course, incredibly valid, but there are no
• 00:22:22 outward signs that this honey would be inedible despite however long it’s been sitting here.

Hazel

• 00:22:27 fucking rocks. They were eating rocks, they’re fucking gorons.

Dungeon Master

• 00:22:30 laughs

Hazel

• 00:22:33 um,
• 00:22:35 Yeah.
• 00:22:36 I’m sure you guys all know this, but we found some jars of honey, and I believe it was like a pharaoh’s tomb, and it was an ancient Egyptian tomb, and all of the honey in it was still technically safe for human consumption.

Rhysaene

• 00:22:52 Yeah.

Luma

• 00:22:52 I rolled a three on my wisdom, so we must sneak some honey.

Temerity

• 00:22:57 He he he he he.

Dungeon Master

• 00:22:57 Um,
• 00:22:58 You find out
• 00:23:01 exactly what the flex are when you do.
• 00:23:04 It is not rock.
• 00:23:06 The taste is very faint.
• 00:23:08 Because while the honey still…
• 00:23:10 Um.
• 00:23:11 It does taste like honey, first of all. You don’t taste anything weird except for these flecks seem to be some kind of crushed pepper.

Hazel

• 00:23:16 based.
• 00:23:19 Yeah, spicy, bro.

Dungeon Master

• 00:23:19 um

Temerity

• 00:23:19 Ah.

Luma

• 00:23:19 Oh, hot honey!

Dungeon Master

• 00:23:21 It is indeed a spiced, a spiced,

Temerity

• 00:23:21 Yes.

Dungeon Master

• 00:23:25 hot honey.

Rhysaene

• 00:23:26 Ooh.

Dungeon Master

• 00:23:28 The spice has dulled a little over time, but…

Hazel

• 00:23:28 Okay, guys, we’re…
• 00:23:31 Yeah.

Luma

• 00:23:32 So it’s got like a jar and it is like,
• 00:23:35 telling everybody this is dangerous and shit.

Dungeon Master

• 00:23:36 - No.

Luma

• 00:23:37 And Luma just walks up behind Hazel with an open jar
• 00:23:39 and her finger in it and she’s like,
• 00:23:41 hey, this is hot honey, it’s really good.

Dungeon Master

• 00:23:43 Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:23:43 Mm.
• 00:23:45 Hehehehe.
• 00:23:50 the
• 00:23:51 laughs
• 00:23:52 The feelings that you feel in response to
• 00:23:56 to imagine this the quotation marks hot.
• 00:23:59 things.
• 00:24:00 are your body’s response to poison.

Temerity

• 00:24:03 - He he.

Luma

• 00:24:04 Well, it’s not strong enough to hurt me.

Iva

• 00:24:04 Thank you.

Hazel

• 00:24:07 yet.

Temerity

• 00:24:08 Hehehehe.

Luma

• 00:24:08 So.

Iva

• 00:24:08 - Okay.

Hazel

• 00:24:12 Um,
• 00:24:14 Yeah, nah.
• 00:24:16 We’re going to open up a pizza place.
• 00:24:18 Sorry, Kath, we’re…

Luma

• 00:24:19 Ha ha ha.

Dungeon Master

• 00:24:19 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:24:20 for

Rhysaene

• 00:24:21 That’s good.

Hazel

• 00:24:22 We’re ending the campaign. We’re going to open up a pizza spot.

Temerity

• 00:24:23 Hehehehe.

Rhysaene

• 00:24:26 That would…
• 00:24:27 Good luck. He’d be a really good cover, isn’t he?

Dungeon Master

• 00:24:29 That’s just…

Hazel

• 00:24:30 Ooh.

Dungeon Master

• 00:24:32 hot honey pizza and Argentum.

Luma

• 00:24:34 We have exactly, like, how many jars of this honey do we have?

Rhysaene

• 00:24:35 - Yeah.

Luma

• 00:24:38 That’s how much we have for the pizza business.

Rhysaene

• 00:24:40 Thank you.

Hazel

• 00:24:40 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 00:24:40 There’s no way to replenish it.

Dungeon Master

• 00:24:42 A party of…

Hazel

• 00:24:43 It’s like the stained glass.

Dungeon Master

• 00:24:45 A party of two elves, two fae, one fiendish tiefling opening an authentic dwarven cuisine restaurant would be…

Hazel

• 00:24:55 That’s
• 00:24:56 is pizza a magic Dwarven cuisine?

Temerity

• 00:24:56 He he he he he he he he
• 00:24:59 Glug

Dungeon Master

• 00:24:59 The honey is just authentic driven cuisine.

Iva

• 00:24:59 Apparently they’re Italian.

Hazel

• 00:25:03 Hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 00:25:03 Um,
• 00:25:04 I don’t know.
• 00:25:05 I mean, if anyone was going to be the inventors of pizza…
• 00:25:10 in
• 00:25:11 In D&D, it’d have to be the dwarves.
• 00:25:14 They’ve got the best ovens for it.

Hazel

• 00:25:16 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 00:25:16 Hey.

Hazel

• 00:25:17 getting their tomatoes.

Dungeon Master

• 00:25:20 up.
• 00:25:21 Surface.

Temerity

• 00:25:21 up.

Dungeon Master

• 00:25:21 Or like a greenhouse.

Luma

• 00:25:23 Yeah, they got hydroponics down here.

Hazel

• 00:25:25 They got a hot house.

Temerity

• 00:25:25 laughs

Dungeon Master

• 00:25:26 Um,

Luma

• 00:25:27 Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:25:27 But the hot house tomatoes don’t taste good.

Dungeon Master

• 00:25:27 But…
• 00:25:30 Luma, you

Luma

• 00:25:31 Are you kidding? Everfire roasted tomatoes sounds so fucking good.

Dungeon Master

• 00:25:35 tomato roasted over

Hazel

• 00:25:35 Toot.

Temerity

• 00:25:35 Oh.

Rhysaene

• 00:25:37 I’m going to make that.

Dungeon Master

• 00:25:37 elemental lava up.

Rhysaene

• 00:25:39 I’m going to make that IRL.
• 00:25:40 Yeah.

Temerity

• 00:25:41 Hehehehehehe.

Dungeon Master

• 00:25:43 Um,
• 00:25:45 Yeah, the honey is, it is, it is,
• 00:25:48 surprisingly still good and surprisingly tasty. Very, very well made and very well preserved, seemingly.
• 00:25:55 um,
• 00:25:59 So you have that if you would like to keep it, you have the little box of recipes.

Luma

• 00:26:05 recipes in here that
• 00:26:07 that mention the hot honey.

Dungeon Master

• 00:26:12 There’s a recipe for making the hot honey and it just describes, um,
• 00:26:16 use of
• 00:26:18 like,
• 00:26:19 like dried pepper and a preserving process that I don’t know as a,
• 00:26:26 a, a, a,
• 00:26:27 person.

Temerity

• 00:26:28 Hee hee hee hee.

Hazel

• 00:26:29 The drying is the preserving.

Luma

• 00:26:30 person.

Hazel

• 00:26:31 Unless you mean honey, which honey is preserved.

Dungeon Master

• 00:26:32 Well true.
• 00:26:34 Yes.
• 00:26:35 Thank you.
• 00:26:37 Um.
• 00:26:39 And is there

Hazel

• 00:26:40 It’s.

Dungeon Master

• 00:26:41 Uh,
• 00:26:42 While this is going on, would anyone else like to get into anything, to do anything in the kitchen?

Rhysaene

• 00:26:52 Nothing that would interest us, I think.

Iva

• 00:26:52 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 00:26:57 Right now, at least.
• 00:26:58 Oh, are there any…
• 00:27:03 Are there any like,
• 00:27:04 traces of people like living here like this is a kitchen but was this also like a

Luma

• 00:27:06 Bye.

Rhysaene

• 00:27:10 a space that people like hung out.

Dungeon Master

• 00:27:15 Give me an investigation check.

Rhysaene

• 00:27:17 Yeah.
• 00:27:26 I too.

Dungeon Master

• 00:27:28 A tube.
• 00:27:29 Um…
• 00:27:32 It seems…
• 00:27:33 At…
• 00:27:34 A room this big, it’s definitely possible that people could have taken some like meals in here.
• 00:27:42 But with a two…
• 00:27:43 Um,
• 00:27:44 This is nothing really that stands out in regards to that.

Rhysaene

• 00:27:48 Mmm.

Dungeon Master

• 00:27:48 I should also point out,
• 00:27:51 Um,
• 00:27:52 The opposite side of the kitchen from where you entered is a large…
• 00:27:57 Um,
• 00:27:59 a large, uh,
• 00:28:01 cast iron door, not a round vault door, but a, a much more, uh,
• 00:28:06 like ornate dwarven construction matching the patterning in the walls.
• 00:28:10 Cast iron door that is swung open about halfway and space beyond it.
• 00:28:16 There’s another passage on…
• 00:28:19 kind of off the side of one of the, like,
• 00:28:22 In one of the walls, there’s like a narrow…
• 00:28:24 like barely five feet, so not that narrow, I guess.
• 00:28:28 Passageway that leads off somewhere, both of these are
• 00:28:33 obvious to you as you kind of look around.
• 00:28:37 But nothing more than that with a two investigation from Rhys.

Rhysaene

• 00:28:41 Mm-hmm.
• 00:28:45 Very fair.

Dungeon Master

• 00:28:51 Um,
• 00:28:52 What’s Iva up to? What’s Temerity up to? Let’s do Iva first.
• 00:29:01 you might be needed.

Iva

• 00:29:02 Uh,
• 00:29:03 Yeah.
• 00:29:07 I’m once again just kind of following a little more around.
• 00:29:10 Because Luma touches things or likes things and…

Temerity

• 00:29:15 What? It stinks.

Iva

• 00:29:17 gets in danger.
• 00:29:20 After Luma tries the hot honey, Iva would definitely try the hot honey.

Dungeon Master

• 00:29:21 done.

Iva

• 00:29:26 But otherwise, Iva would then just like
• 00:29:28 continue to like in…
• 00:29:30 Why remaining in the vicinity of Luma would continue to open cabinets? Just curious on what things are in places.

Dungeon Master

• 00:29:38 Yeah.
• 00:29:39 Give me an…

Hazel

• 00:29:39 making the video.

Dungeon Master

• 00:29:41 I think Bruce meant the honey.

Temerity

• 00:29:43 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:29:45 um,

Hazel

• 00:29:45 And he said it before the honey.

Temerity

• 00:29:48 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 00:29:49 - True.
• 00:29:50 Give me an investigation check.

Iva

• 00:29:55 That’s going to be probably a three.
• 00:30:01 I was right. That’s a three.

Dungeon Master

• 00:30:04 um,
• 00:30:06 Next to a cabinet, there are a couple barrels.
• 00:30:09 You open one up and it’s full of…
• 00:30:13 white, whitish rock.
• 00:30:15 um,
• 00:30:16 in varying sizes all the way from the size of your fist down to little like pebbles.

Iva

• 00:30:25 White hair frock.

Dungeon Master

• 00:30:26 Yeah, just a barrel of whitish semi-translucent rocks.

Hazel

• 00:30:31 It’s salt.

Temerity

• 00:30:33 - Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 00:30:33 or sugar, but
• 00:30:35 that sugar probably would not
• 00:30:37 uh
• 00:30:38 - Yeah.
• 00:30:39 would not survive the 1000 years or whatever it has been.

Temerity

• 00:30:42 True.

Iva

• 00:30:43 Yeah, Iva picks up one of the whitish rocks.

Dungeon Master

• 00:30:48 You pick it up, it feels like a rock…

Hazel

• 00:30:49 Don’t fucking lick it.

Temerity

• 00:30:52 I…
• 00:30:53 It starts combusting the moisture on your skin.
• 00:30:56 It was actually…

Iva

• 00:30:57 Thank you.
• 00:30:59 White phosphorus, yeah.

Hazel

• 00:30:59 fucking white phosphorus.

Temerity

• 00:31:00 uh,

Iva

• 00:31:01 Thank you.

Hazel

• 00:31:02 What if they have this in the kitchen?

Temerity

• 00:31:04 laughter

Hazel

• 00:31:04 - Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:31:05 That’s what they make the spiced honey with.

Temerity

• 00:31:07 laughter

Hazel

• 00:31:08 Oh!

Luma

• 00:31:10 to heat up their ovens.

Hazel

• 00:31:12 Oh, it’s so interesting.

Temerity

• 00:31:12 I don’t know.

Iva

• 00:31:14 Uh,
• 00:31:14 I have a holding up the…
• 00:31:16 Rock looks to Luma and goes, what’s this?
• 00:31:19 Should we lick this too?

Luma

• 00:31:23 Huh?

Dungeon Master

• 00:31:25 Anyone could give me a nature check.
• 00:31:28 Pewds

Luma

• 00:31:28 Okay.
• 00:31:30 Oh.

Temerity

• 00:31:32 Oh.

Hazel

• 00:31:32 15.

Luma

• 00:31:32 Why did I roll good on a fucking nature check for salt or sugar?

Dungeon Master

• 00:31:37 Yeah, the, like, DC’s free and nature check.

Rhysaene

• 00:31:37 - Yeah.

Temerity

• 00:31:37 I know.

Luma

• 00:31:38 Thank you.
• 00:31:39 I rolled a 20.

Temerity

• 00:31:41 I guess.
• 00:31:42 I got a 19 because I also rolled a 20.

Rhysaene

• 00:31:45 I got a 16.

Luma

• 00:31:46 - Ugh.

Dungeon Master

• 00:31:48 Congratulations. You all immediately recognize, um,
• 00:31:52 mind rock salt.

Hazel

• 00:31:54 Yeah.
• 00:31:56 Don’t.

Luma

• 00:31:56 Rocks! They eat rocks!

Hazel

• 00:31:58 Tut tut.

Temerity

• 00:31:59 laughs

Rhysaene

• 00:31:59 I fucking knew it.

Luma

• 00:32:00 - I was right.

Hazel

• 00:32:01 Don’t lick it.

Temerity

• 00:32:05 It’s going to be very salty.

Iva

• 00:32:11 Iva nods and then picks up another one.
• 00:32:13 He goes, but this cabinet’s full of it.

Temerity

• 00:32:18 But…

Hazel

• 00:32:19 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 00:32:23 Um,

Luma

• 00:32:24 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 00:32:24 Another thing you find in that cabinet are
• 00:32:28 Some wooden boxes.
• 00:32:30 Um, they’re not like chests.
• 00:32:32 They seem to have a lid that slots in and slides out, that you slide out from the top as opposed to…
• 00:32:41 um,
• 00:32:43 as opposed to like something with a latch.

Iva

• 00:32:54 I would proceed to…
• 00:33:00 start taking apart this…
• 00:33:03 cabinetry essentially pulling out all the stuff in it.

Dungeon Master

• 00:33:08 Um,
• 00:33:09 pull out these little, these boxes. They’re not very big or heavy. Um,
• 00:33:12 you slide the lid out of the way and you reveal what look like sheets of, um,
• 00:33:19 Bread?
• 00:33:21 they’re rock hard. Um, and some of them are full of holes.

Hazel

• 00:33:28 The damn weevils.

Temerity

• 00:33:29 The weevils.

Dungeon Master

• 00:33:29 They got the damn we rule.
• 00:33:32 um,
• 00:33:35 the, um,
• 00:33:37 Luma.
• 00:33:39 Looking at them, these are very pretty clearly the Dwarven rock-bred.

Luma

• 00:33:45 There are probably more rocks than bread now too, so don’t eat those.

Dungeon Master

• 00:33:49 Um,
• 00:33:53 There.
• 00:33:54 They seem…
• 00:33:57 Edible?
• 00:33:59 There’s no mold or anything on them.
• 00:34:02 The hole’s probably not a good sign though.
• 00:34:05 But the substance itself does not seem corrupted in any way.

Luma

• 00:34:12 - I did.

Hazel

• 00:34:12 Well, hard tech does have a shelf life, so I still wouldn’t trust it.

Dungeon Master

• 00:34:16 Yes, Hardtack does indeed have a shelf life.

Luma

• 00:34:16 - Yeah.

Iva

• 00:34:16 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:34:19 That is true.

Hazel

• 00:34:19 Which means that this stuff has been here for about 100 years.

Rhysaene

• 00:34:23 Thank you.

Hazel

• 00:34:23 It would still be like…

Luma

• 00:34:27 That’s really weird, though, because these vaults have been sealed for more than 500.

Hazel

• 00:34:31 That’s what they tell us.

Luma

• 00:34:34 Yeah.

Iva

• 00:34:34 It’s a time…

Dungeon Master

• 00:34:38 Under…
• 00:34:41 Give me anyone who wants a nature or survival.

Hazel

• 00:34:47 21.

Dungeon Master

• 00:34:50 nature, presumably.

Rhysaene

• 00:34:51 Nan.

Hazel

• 00:34:52 survival.

Dungeon Master

• 00:34:53 survival.

Luma

• 00:34:54 21 nature.

Dungeon Master

• 00:34:56 21 Nature.

Iva

• 00:34:57 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 00:34:57 um,
• 00:34:59 Hazel, you can tell that
• 00:35:02 This is a form of hardtack and it is very much still edible.
• 00:35:06 It wouldn’t hurt you to eat it. It would probably still have some nutritional value
• 00:35:10 um,
• 00:35:11 You are not wrong to point out that Hardtack does have a shelf life. This has not exceeded it.
• 00:35:17 Luma with a 21 nature. Hazel’s not wrong.
• 00:35:21 Hardtack probably lasts about a hundred years.
• 00:35:25 um,
• 00:35:26 Under
• 00:35:27 perfect conditions may be longer.
• 00:35:31 Um,
• 00:35:32 But maybe tens…
• 00:35:35 maybe another hundred years, not
• 00:35:38 2000. There’s no way.
• 00:35:44 It would simply have…

Luma

• 00:35:46 This bread isn’t breading.

Dungeon Master

• 00:35:47 It’s simply…
• 00:35:48 It simply would not have held up that long.

Luma

• 00:35:55 mystery bread.

Hazel

• 00:35:55 Anyone here?
• 00:35:57 I think we do.
• 00:35:59 it.
• 00:36:00 Identify carbon date this.

Luma

• 00:36:03 Yeah.

Iva

• 00:36:03 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 00:36:07 I mean, you did effectively carbon date it.
• 00:36:09 It is between 100 and 200 years old, but no older than a couple hundred.

Luma

• 00:36:17 - Doesn’t make any sense.
• 00:36:20 Somebody is lying to us and I don’t trust this bread.

Temerity

• 00:36:24 He he he he.

Hazel

• 00:36:24 Thank you.

Iva

• 00:36:28 I don’t think bread can lie.

Rhysaene

• 00:36:37 Thank you.

Hazel

• 00:36:39 I wonder who would…
• 00:36:43 I wonder who would stand to gain
• 00:36:46 to lie about how old
• 00:36:48 The.
• 00:36:50 Argentum really is.

Luma

• 00:36:58 I don’t know.

Temerity

• 00:37:00 Thank you.

Hazel

• 00:37:02 slowly turning my head to Temerity.

Temerity

• 00:37:06 Hehehehe.

Luma

• 00:37:06 laughs

Hazel

• 00:37:06 uh,

Iva

• 00:37:07 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 00:37:08 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 00:37:11 I would have…

Hazel

• 00:37:12 Well.

Temerity

• 00:37:13 - No, sorry, go ahead.

Hazel

• 00:37:15 Oh, she’s just gonna say, well,
• 00:37:16 It’s just that
• 00:37:18 a mystery to add on to the pile.

Luma

• 00:37:26 A lot of mysteries, and I don’t like it.

Temerity

• 00:37:29 Hehehehe.
• 00:37:31 too many mysteries.

Luma

• 00:37:36 I’m going to have to start looking at history books like…
• 00:37:38 fiction and that bothers me.

Hazel

• 00:37:42 Mm-hmm.
• 00:37:43 Well,
• 00:37:48 history is written by the
• 00:37:51 laughs
• 00:37:52 by the people who are able to disperse it.
• 00:38:12 Sucks we can’t ask anybody either because apparently all the only people who didn’t

Dungeon Master

• 00:38:12 Um,

Hazel

• 00:38:16 The only people old enough
• 00:38:18 From the elder eggs that is.
• 00:38:20 who didn’t leave are all in the church.
• 00:38:23 -

Luma

• 00:38:24 True.

Dungeon Master

• 00:38:24 Funny how that works out.

Temerity

• 00:38:26 Hee-hee.

Hazel

• 00:38:26 Uh,
• 00:38:29 um,
• 00:38:35 Oh, well.
• 00:38:36 I mean,
• 00:38:38 there’s not much more we can deliberate on,
• 00:38:40 on,
• 00:38:42 on the state of this hardtack.
• 00:38:44 uh,

Temerity

• 00:38:44 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 00:38:46 The state is what it is.

Luma

• 00:38:46 mystery of the Hardtack.

Hazel

• 00:38:48 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 00:38:50 Ah, Luma.
• 00:38:52 Can you post me that cookbook?

Luma

• 00:38:55 It’s a box of note cards, but yeah, sure, check them out.

Rhysaene

• 00:38:59 Oh, thank you.
• 00:39:01 Does it have pictures?

Dungeon Master

• 00:39:03 Um,
• 00:39:04 One or two might have like a hand sketched, nothing like incredibly detailed, but little hand sketches of like…

Rhysaene

• 00:39:10 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 00:39:12 um,
• 00:39:12 dish platings.

Rhysaene

• 00:39:15 Mm-mm.
• 00:39:18 Yeah, I think, I think,
• 00:39:19 I will also pocket some recipes with the pictures on them.

Luma

• 00:39:27 - I’m relieved.

Temerity

• 00:39:29 It is.

Rhysaene

• 00:39:30 That’ll be for me.

Dungeon Master

• 00:39:30 I broke up the set.
• 00:39:33 He broke up the set.

Rhysaene

• 00:39:35 I did.

Temerity

• 00:39:37 Okay.

Luma

• 00:39:41 I could.
• 00:39:42 I could probably make copies.

Temerity

• 00:39:46 That might be a good idea.

Rhysaene

• 00:39:46 She has a very smug look on her face as she looks down at Luma and is like,
• 00:39:55 know.

Luma

• 00:39:58 Oh.

Rhysaene

• 00:39:58 how we keep it.
• 00:40:00 No, I’m joking.
• 00:40:01 Fucking have it.
• 00:40:02 She read it.

Luma

• 00:40:05 Looks really relieved.
• 00:40:07 but doesn’t really know how to voice that.

Temerity

• 00:40:07 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 00:40:14 She had the look on her face before.
• 00:40:17 when someone is trying to give up the one ring
• 00:40:20 with a greed of a text of it.

Luma

• 00:40:21 - Yeah.

Temerity

• 00:40:23 Thank you.

Hazel

• 00:40:23 Ooh.

Rhysaene

• 00:40:26 You take your recipes back.
• 00:40:28 I’ll sketch later.

Luma

• 00:40:34 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 00:40:40 You all still stand in the kitchen, it’s still full of jars and…
• 00:40:46 pots and barrels and crates and cupboards and pot cookware and various other things
• 00:40:52 There are still two, there are still three
• 00:40:55 Um,
• 00:40:56 Points of egress, the place you came from is the first, a narrow hallway off to one side, and opposite where you came in, a half-open, large metal door.

Luma

• 00:41:09 the metal door.

Dungeon Master

• 00:41:11 Huh?

Luma

• 00:41:12 Open the metal door.

Temerity

• 00:41:14 Open that, that metal door.

Dungeon Master

• 00:41:16 Um, the.

Rhysaene

• 00:41:16 Yeah, the case is foreign, Lord.

Dungeon Master

• 00:41:18 The door is easy enough to open.
• 00:41:21 It swings open,
• 00:41:24 Uh,
• 00:41:25 into it seems to open into a large another large chamber this one with very high ceilings
• 00:41:32 But it’s
• 00:41:33 There’s like a five foot entryway,
• 00:41:36 so you don’t have a really good view of the ceilings,
• 00:41:39 but you can tell they go much higher
• 00:41:40 than they do in this room.
• 00:41:42 The room also seems to have pillars
• 00:41:45 Big stone pillars reaching up beyond your site and stone benches.
• 00:41:50 It seems to be…
• 00:41:52 There don’t seem to be, at least from out here, anything really standing out in this room.
• 00:41:58 that tells you what its purpose was.
• 00:42:01 anything of like
• 00:42:04 less sturdy construction than stone seems to have been lost to time or removed.
• 00:42:10 But that’s all you can tell looking through the passageway.

Luma

• 00:42:21 a
• 00:42:22 I guess.
• 00:42:23 head on in and look around.

Temerity

• 00:42:25 Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:42:26 Yeah.

Iva

• 00:42:27 Another room.

Dungeon Master

• 00:42:27 Oh.
• 00:42:30 Okey-dokey.

Hazel

• 00:42:36 No, no, you don’t want this.

Luma

• 00:42:38 Yeah.
• 00:42:40 I feel like I’m missing something.
• 00:42:42 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:42:45 No, it’s on me. We’ll try something a little different.

Rhysaene

• 00:42:49 Hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 00:42:49 Um,
• 00:42:51 Because, like, you’re here to map this place.
• 00:42:53 not just like

Luma

• 00:42:54 - Oh.
• 00:42:55 Yeah, I assume Luma’s been mapping this entire time.
• 00:42:57 I didn’t realize that I needed to say, like, I map this room, I map this room, I map this room.

Dungeon Master

• 00:42:57 Yeah.
• 00:42:58 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You for sure have been mapping this place. I’m saying as a result of that, just give me a general investigation check for the kitchen.
• 00:43:08 I assumed people would tell me they were investigating things.

Luma

• 00:43:08 Okay.

Hazel

• 00:43:10 Thank you.

Luma

• 00:43:12 We did.

Dungeon Master

• 00:43:12 and
• 00:43:13 Yeah.

Luma

• 00:43:13 That was the first thing we did in the kitchen.

Dungeon Master

• 00:43:15 you.

Temerity

• 00:43:15 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:43:16 went over and looked at the

Hazel

• 00:43:16 We investigate the wrong things.

Dungeon Master

• 00:43:19 I mean, I just, it’s fine. It’s a me problem. Um, give me a general investigation check.

Luma

• 00:43:25 - Uh…
• 00:43:27 14.

Dungeon Master

• 00:43:32 Looking around,
• 00:43:34 you see
• 00:43:38 Everything I’ve described
• 00:43:40 um,
• 00:43:41 There are some…
• 00:43:44 Some of the jars are sealed and some have their lids askew.
• 00:43:48 Um,
• 00:43:52 And around the ones where the lids are askew with a 14, you also find a
• 00:43:59 that the dust on those is disturbed.
• 00:44:03 and looking around the area, you are able to find footprints in the dust on the floor.

Luma

• 00:44:09 Oh.

Temerity

• 00:44:12 Oh.

Luma

• 00:44:13 I got people.

Temerity

• 00:44:15 Hmm.

Luma

• 00:44:17 That’s not good.
• 00:44:18 These vaults are supposed to be sealed. They’re not allowed to be in here.

Temerity

• 00:44:18 Yeah, that is…
• 00:44:21 That is not good.

Luma

• 00:44:21 They don’t have a work order. Oh, unless they do, they might have a work order.

Temerity

• 00:44:25 But

Dungeon Master

• 00:44:26 Thank you.

Luma

• 00:44:29 We should find them and ask them for their papers.

Temerity

• 00:44:29 I don’t think that they’ll have their papers
• 00:44:34 given that the vault was locked.

Luma

• 00:44:37 Maybe they had a key.

Iva

• 00:44:41 Maybe they’re just really big rats.

Luma

• 00:44:43 Maybe it’s Maybelline, sorry.

Temerity

• 00:44:45 Are they like humanoid footprints?

Dungeon Master

• 00:44:48 Um,

Temerity

• 00:44:48 like shoes.

Dungeon Master

• 00:44:49 - Thank you.
• 00:44:50 Yes, their booted footprints.

Temerity

• 00:44:53 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 00:44:54 Um,
• 00:44:55 You could give me a nature survival check if you want.

Luma

• 00:45:00 Is there a way to determine how old boot prints are?

Temerity

• 00:45:03 you

Dungeon Master

• 00:45:04 You can give me a nature or survival check if you want.

Luma

• 00:45:04 - Yeah.
• 00:45:05 Yeah.

Hazel

• 00:45:06 19 on survival.

Luma

• 00:45:09 Okay.
• 00:45:09 Okay.

Temerity

• 00:45:09 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 00:45:10 um,

Luma

• 00:45:11 I need a 24 nature on the goofiest rolls.

Dungeon Master

• 00:45:18 it is not possible to tell exactly how old these are
• 00:45:23 But…
• 00:45:27 given the, on the one hand, this is a fairly like undisturbed place.
• 00:45:32 There’s not a lot of air movement to disrupt dust.
• 00:45:36 So it makes it difficult to pin it down, but you would estimate, based on long scales of time, they could not be more than a month or two old.
• 00:45:52 And they could be anywhere as recent as like
• 00:45:55 within days of you being here.

Luma

• 00:45:58 I’m starting to wonder if they sent somebody in here ahead of us.

Hazel

• 00:46:02 Ooh.

Dungeon Master

• 00:46:02 For what it’s worth,
• 00:46:05 in all of your investigations in…
• 00:46:10 these vaults.
• 00:46:12 Um,
• 00:46:13 In specifically these residential ones, this is the first time you’ve seen any signs of anyone having been anywhere here recently. There was no disturbed dust that you noticed in any of the above areas.

Luma

• 00:46:26 - I guess we’re looking for secret entrances.

Dungeon Master

• 00:46:29 laughs
• 00:46:30 um,
• 00:46:31 you’re looking for secret entrances.

Luma

• 00:46:33 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:46:35 Give me an investigation check.

Luma

• 00:46:37 Or she’s just following the footprints or both.
• 00:46:40 I don’t know.

Dungeon Master

• 00:46:41 You could give me investigation or survival.

Luma

• 00:46:41 - Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 00:46:43 Either will work.
• 00:46:44 Survival to follow the footprints.
• 00:46:46 Investigation to…
• 00:46:48 to look for secret entrances.

Luma

• 00:46:51 investigation i’m adding guidance because Luma’s on a trail uh

Dungeon Master

• 00:46:54 Yeah.

Luma

• 00:46:57 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 22.

Dungeon Master

• 00:47:02 with a 22,
• 00:47:04 You look around the room, you kind of make note of the boot prints, you find a
• 00:47:10 a one of the wooden cupboards
• 00:47:13 against a wall
• 00:47:15 seems to have disturbed dust around it as well.
• 00:47:19 This is not just footprints.
• 00:47:21 This is like…
• 00:47:23 like someone took a
• 00:47:25 Like someone took a cabinet-sized eraser and erased a section of dust near this cabinet.

Luma

• 00:47:33 - Look at all.

Hazel

• 00:47:33 and movement.
• 00:47:34 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 00:47:35 Secret.
• 00:47:36 Star!
• 00:47:37 I’m gonna start poking around at the
• 00:47:39 at the door trying to find the button.

Rhysaene

• 00:47:39 - Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 00:47:42 of

Iva

• 00:47:42 Iva will also help
• 00:47:44 Luma poke around at things near…
• 00:47:48 what Luma screamed was the secret door.

Dungeon Master

• 00:47:51 You do not find anything like a button.
• 00:47:56 Um,
• 00:47:58 However,
• 00:48:00 It is just like a wooden cabinet.
• 00:48:02 It does not seem to be built into anything.

Luma

• 00:48:06 Oh.
• 00:48:06 Alright, Maluma moves the cabinet.

Dungeon Master

• 00:48:09 And
• 00:48:11 just Luma, it is very heavy for you.

Temerity

• 00:48:13 Temerity will help move the cabinet.

Dungeon Master

• 00:48:15 Temerity, it is no problem to move the cabinet.
• 00:48:18 It slides out of the way to reveal a section of wall that has been chiseled out.
• 00:48:24 leading into a tunnel.

Temerity

• 00:48:26 Mm-hmm.
• 00:48:27 To merit, you will head in
• 00:48:31 first in case anything
• 00:48:33 you know,
• 00:48:35 Temerity doesn’t want Luma to go first and then get stabbed by some guy around the corner.

Hazel

• 00:48:40 - Yeah.

Luma

• 00:48:40 I feel like the tunnel’s probably like… How big is the tunnel, actually?

Temerity

• 00:48:40 I don’t know.

Dungeon Master

• 00:48:44 It’s it.

Temerity

• 00:48:44 That’s a good question.

Dungeon Master

• 00:48:46 It is big enough for any of you to traverse without having to squeeze, but it is not very big. It is

Temerity

• 00:48:50 Okay.

Luma

• 00:48:52 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 00:48:53 Sorry.
• 00:48:54 Let me rephrase that. It is big enough for any of you true Traverse, but you will have to squeeze.
• 00:49:01 which just means moving at half speed.
• 00:49:04 Um,

Luma

• 00:49:05 Fumerity leading the way finds Luma trying to like see past her constantly and it’s kind of an irritant.

Dungeon Master

• 00:49:05 It is.
• 00:49:09 -

Temerity

• 00:49:10 That’s alright.

Dungeon Master

• 00:49:14 Uh,
• 00:49:14 It is very clearly carved out by hand or by simple tool like pickaxe. It is not…
• 00:49:21 stone construction.

Temerity

• 00:49:23 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:49:25 um,
• 00:49:28 The tunnel goes for…
• 00:49:32 dozens, maybe 100 feet before it opens up into a larger dark
• 00:49:39 um,
• 00:49:40 Chamber.
• 00:49:41 appears to be a small storeroom of some kind. There doesn’t seem to be really anything stored in it.
• 00:49:49 Um,
• 00:49:50 Sorry, no.
• 00:49:52 There are things stored in it.
• 00:49:54 um,
• 00:49:54 There’s a…
• 00:49:57 a leather…
• 00:50:01 Nope.
• 00:50:01 Um,
• 00:50:03 No, yeah, yeah, yeah. There’s a leather satchel bag.
• 00:50:05 Um,
• 00:50:06 that appears to be full.
• 00:50:09 And a couple barrels.
• 00:50:14 This stone chamber has a door
• 00:50:19 Um,
• 00:50:20 an iron door that is closed.

Temerity

• 00:50:26 Uh…

Luma

• 00:50:26 When…

Temerity

• 00:50:26 Well,

Luma

• 00:50:27 Temerity gets close to the exit. Luma teleports through her.

Temerity

• 00:50:27 Check out.

Luma

• 00:50:31 And like,
• 00:50:32 doubles out.

Temerity

• 00:50:34 Huh.

Luma

• 00:50:36 Rome.

Dungeon Master

• 00:50:36 uh,
• 00:50:36 You you are in what is this? What is essentially like a little storeroom or a closet? There’s also some like assorted junk and
• 00:50:44 Um,
• 00:50:45 like brooms and things like that.
• 00:50:47 But what stands out are a leather satchel bag.
• 00:50:51 and the door that leads
• 00:50:53 beyond the closet.

Temerity

• 00:50:59 Um,
• 00:51:01 Well, Temerity eyeing the door.
• 00:51:03 uh,
• 00:51:05 If anybody wants to check the bags or barrels Temerity,
• 00:51:09 We’ll wait before opening the door.

Rhysaene

• 00:51:12 But,
• 00:51:13 If you want, I can make a channel for parents.

Hazel

• 00:51:16 I ain’t touching the barrels.
• 00:51:18 someone else can do the fucking thing.

Temerity

• 00:51:18 laughs

Rhysaene

• 00:51:21 - Yeah.

Luma

• 00:51:22 Well, well, well, well, well.
• 00:51:24 hop over and…
• 00:51:26 and open a barrel.

Dungeon Master

• 00:51:28 You open a barrel,
• 00:51:29 um,
• 00:51:30 Insider wrapped in…
• 00:51:33 um,
• 00:51:34 like a kind of paper bundles of,
• 00:51:38 they’re essentially packaged rations,
• 00:51:41 more like
• 00:51:42 Hard tack.
• 00:51:44 And, uh,
• 00:51:45 like dried meats.

Temerity

• 00:51:49 Did the weevils get to these?

Dungeon Master

• 00:51:51 No.
• 00:51:52 They are.

Temerity

• 00:51:52 Hmm?

Luma

• 00:51:52 Do these ones…

Iva

• 00:51:52 It’s…

Luma

• 00:51:54 Sorry, go ahead.

Dungeon Master

• 00:51:54 Go ahead.

Luma

• 00:51:55 No, fine.

Dungeon Master

• 00:51:55 Now go.
• 00:51:56 They are…
• 00:51:59 I brain is right now.
• 00:52:00 I don’t know who asked what.
• 00:52:01 What did you ask?

Temerity

• 00:52:02 I asked if the Weevils had got to them.

Dungeon Master

• 00:52:04 No.
• 00:52:05 the weevils had not got to them.
• 00:52:07 They all appear intact and uncorrupted.

Luma

• 00:52:10 Do these look like
• 00:52:11 the same kind of--
• 00:52:13 rations as the kitchen, or do they look like somebody brought in rations and stored them here?

Dungeon Master

• 00:52:20 Um, the meat is, dried meat’s preserved, but it doesn’t last forever. The meat is still good. Um, the bread is still good. It’s, it’s like similar. It’s the kind of bread you’d find in rations, but no, it doesn’t look like it’s the same thing.
• 00:52:33 It is reasonable to conclude these were brought in here and stored here and weren’t from the kitchen.

Luma

• 00:52:40 I think somebody’s hiding out inside the vaults.
• 00:52:43 which I’m pretty sure is incredibly illegal.

Temerity

• 00:52:46 I think so as well.
• 00:52:48 We’re gonna find Ruck.

Luma

• 00:52:51 Fucking Tarnar’s going to get, like, broken here.
• 00:52:53 I’m calling it that.

Dungeon Master

• 00:52:54 BOOM

Hazel

• 00:52:55 I mean,

Luma

• 00:52:55 Yeah.

Temerity

• 00:52:55 laughs

Hazel

• 00:52:55 dwarf that never left got fucking insane.

Temerity

• 00:53:00 Yeah, we’re going to find fucking Ruck.

Dungeon Master

• 00:53:02 Ho ho ho ho.

Temerity

• 00:53:03 um

Luma

• 00:53:03 Oh, God.

Hazel

• 00:53:06 the rat man.

Temerity

• 00:53:08 Hehehehe.

Luma

• 00:53:08 I’m a rat, man.

Temerity

• 00:53:11 uh,
• 00:53:13 And Temerity’s going to…
• 00:53:17 going to
• 00:53:18 Take a look at that door.

Dungeon Master

• 00:53:20 It was a big door.
• 00:53:23 It appears to be a very heavy iron door with a simple…
• 00:53:30 a simple keyhole.
• 00:53:33 If you attempt to open it, you find it locked.
• 00:53:36 And it seems to…
• 00:53:37 It’s like one of those…
• 00:53:40 The classic keyholes where you have to use the key to unlock it from either side.

Temerity

• 00:53:48 Okay.
• 00:53:51 Um,
• 00:53:54 Well,
• 00:53:57 -
• 00:54:00 Temerity has a…
• 00:54:03 Temerity and Iva both have skeleton keys with the hand axe.

Iva

• 00:54:12 Ooh.

Luma

• 00:54:12 Well, let’s check the satchel first for a key.

Dungeon Master

• 00:54:13 What?

Temerity

• 00:54:14 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:54:17 Um,
• 00:54:18 Going through the satchel, you do not find a key.
• 00:54:21 You do find
• 00:54:23 A couple packed rations, preserved still good.
• 00:54:28 a bundle of nice high-quality silk rope,
• 00:54:32 to torches.
• 00:54:34 and a pouch containing ten platinum dragons.
• 00:54:38 um,

Luma

• 00:54:38 - Thank you for that money.

Dungeon Master

• 00:54:39 You did find money.

Luma

• 00:54:39 Tips.

Dungeon Master

• 00:54:41 um,
• 00:54:43 You find one other thing in the satchel, which is a folded note.

Iva

• 00:54:51 Yeah.

Luma

• 00:54:51 Luma passes around dragons.
• 00:54:57 And then checks it out.

Dungeon Master

• 00:55:01 The note in it,

Luma

• 00:55:01 Temerity didn’t say anything about her curse, right?

Temerity

• 00:55:06 Um,

Dungeon Master

• 00:55:06 -
• 00:55:07 Temerity has not yet said anything about being cursed.

Luma

• 00:55:11 Okay, then yeah, a little bit just

Temerity

• 00:55:12 Oh.

Luma

• 00:55:13 tosses her coins.
• 00:55:14 Bye bye, friend.

Dungeon Master

• 00:55:14 and
• 00:55:15 You toss the coins to Temerity.

Temerity

• 00:55:17 Oh, Temerity’s like, I think you should take these.
• 00:55:19 And Lake opens up their pouch and pulls out the copper…

Luma

• 00:55:20 Huh?

Temerity

• 00:55:26 Platinum dragon.

Rhysaene

• 00:55:29 It’s not good.

Temerity

• 00:55:29 And so…

Luma

• 00:55:29 What did you do to my money?

Temerity

• 00:55:32 I think this was the work of Hecate.

Iva

• 00:55:32 Temerity, I…
• 00:55:35 Temerity, I think

Temerity

• 00:55:35 and then puts it back in the bag.

Iva

• 00:55:39 I think…

Luma

• 00:55:39 Man, you couldn’t just take the money, dude, couldn’t you, Temerity?
• 00:55:42 Shish.

Temerity

• 00:55:44 laughter
• 00:55:47 You are a boulder. It’s running water flowing over you. You are a boulder.

Rhysaene

• 00:55:52 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 00:55:55 The boulder loses that fight.

Luma

• 00:55:55 Thank you.

Temerity

• 00:55:55 Thank you.
• 00:55:57 No, no, no, no, no!

Luma

• 00:55:57 Yeah, wait…
• 00:56:00 - Yeah.
• 00:56:00 Like…
• 00:56:02 10 out of 10 times, it loses the fight.

Temerity

• 00:56:04 Ha ha ha.

Luma

• 00:56:05 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 00:56:05 Thank you.

Luma

• 00:56:08 Thank you.

Temerity

• 00:56:08 Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 00:56:09 Um,
• 00:56:11 The note is odd.
• 00:56:13 Um,
• 00:56:14 in that it appears to be written in common, but it is utter nonsense.
• 00:56:19 However, as someone who is
• 00:56:22 a student of language
• 00:56:24 You really quickly conclude why it’s nonsense. It is encoded in some way.

Luma

• 00:56:32 - Yeah.
• 00:56:33 Uh,
• 00:56:35 I have a, you’re a criminal, right? Can you read this?

Iva

• 00:56:39 Because I’m not a criminal.
• 00:56:41 I worked as a guard for

Hazel

• 00:56:43 You are a criminal.

Temerity

• 00:56:44 You worked with the Tarnar.
• 00:56:46 either.

Rhysaene

• 00:56:47 Thank you.

Luma

• 00:56:47 And you read it or not.

Temerity

• 00:56:48 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 00:56:49 You may not be a career criminal, but you have committed crimes.

Hazel

• 00:56:54 You burned an entire identity because of a crime you committed.

Dungeon Master

• 00:56:57 I don’t know.

Hazel

• 00:56:57 Let’s be for real here.

Iva

• 00:57:00 because
• 00:57:01 I…
• 00:57:03 No, I can’t read it.

Luma

• 00:57:05 Oh.
• 00:57:06 I guess you’re not a criminal after all.
• 00:57:08 Anybody read this?

Iva

• 00:57:08 See?

Dungeon Master

• 00:57:08 Yes.

Rhysaene

• 00:57:12 Uh,
• 00:57:14 Is it?
• 00:57:15 Is it what type of?
• 00:57:18 What type of language is it?

Dungeon Master

• 00:57:19 It’s written in common.

Luma

• 00:57:20 It’s common.
• 00:57:21 But it’s gibberish. It doesn’t make any sense.

Rhysaene

• 00:57:23 Huh?
• 00:57:25 Nope.

Luma

• 00:57:25 But it reminds me of the runes from the mark that I saw.
• 00:57:30 on the Tarnar Syndicate.
• 00:57:32 marked the pipes.
• 00:57:34 Underground.

Dungeon Master

• 00:57:36 um,

Rhysaene

• 00:57:36 Oh.

Luma

• 00:57:36 I think it’s coded.

Dungeon Master

• 00:57:38 Luma, if you took some time…
• 00:57:42 Not necessarily, depending on…
• 00:57:44 If you took time, you…
• 00:57:46 as like a specifically as a linguistics expert at this point, as someone with the linguist feet.
• 00:57:52 you’re pretty sure if you had time
• 00:57:55 you could decode it, and an intelligence check would determine how much time that would take.

Luma

• 00:58:01 And I make that intelligence check to determine how much time it would take now and then decide.

Dungeon Master

• 00:58:05 Yes, as in…

Luma

• 00:58:06 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 00:58:07 as in
• 00:58:09 If you roll really high, you will be able to decode it in minutes.
• 00:58:13 If low, it would take you hours.

Luma

• 00:58:14 - Okay.
• 00:58:16 Can I guidance myself for this?

Dungeon Master

• 00:58:17 Yes, absolutely.

Luma

• 00:58:19 Well, my rights…
• 00:58:21 Big brain genius on her forehead and then looks at it.

Temerity

• 00:58:25 - Yeah.

Luma

• 00:58:26 Uh…
• 00:58:30 - Nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

Dungeon Master

• 00:58:36 Um
• 00:58:40 You…
• 00:58:41 You get the impression that it is…
• 00:58:44 It is complex art.
• 00:58:47 It is a fairly complex code.
• 00:58:49 Um,
• 00:58:49 meant to obfuscate information in plain sight.
• 00:58:53 um,
• 00:58:54 It is…
• 00:58:56 Something that would take you probably, because of how short it is, probably about an hour to decode this particular message.

Luma

• 00:59:04 I can probably figure this out if I spend some time, but, um,
• 00:59:09 Should I do that now or do we want to?
• 00:59:12 Keep going.

Rhysaene

• 00:59:12 Hmm.

Temerity

• 00:59:15 Well,
• 00:59:16 We don’t know if…

Hazel

• 00:59:17 Amen.

Temerity

• 00:59:18 that person might come back or if they’re further in past this door.

Luma

• 00:59:21 Well, if they come back, us hanging here for an hour is not a bad thing necessarily, because then we’ll catch them.

Hazel

• 00:59:26 Yeah.
• 00:59:27 We’re not, we’re still not on like a constrained amount of time.

Dungeon Master

• 00:59:27 if
• 00:59:30 You’re not on a time constraint. Also,
• 00:59:33 Because the message is technically written in common, making a copy of it is like the easiest thing in the world.

Temerity

• 00:59:39 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 00:59:40 if you wanted to leave things undisturbed.
• 00:59:42 If you don’t care about that, then you can just take it.

Temerity

• 00:59:46 Pete.

Dungeon Master

• 00:59:47 Speaking of which, do you take any of the stuff that was in the bag?
• 00:59:51 The rope, the rations, the gold?

Hazel

• 00:59:51 and money.

Luma

• 00:59:54 Oh, for sure.

Dungeon Master

• 00:59:54 Or sorry, the Platinum.
• 00:59:56 The Platinum Dragons.

Luma

• 00:59:56 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 00:59:59 um,

Luma

• 00:59:59 I’m already passed that shit out.

Temerity

• 01:00:01 Hehehehe.

Dungeon Master

• 01:00:02 was it,

Luma

• 01:00:02 I guess.

Rhysaene

• 01:00:02 How much platinum was it?

Luma

• 01:00:04 Two to everybody, except I guess Luma will keep Temerity’s share.

Rhysaene

• 01:00:06 - All right.

Hazel

• 01:00:09 No, you should give it to Temerity.

Rhysaene

• 01:00:09 I will take the mic.

Hazel

• 01:00:11 basil sauce.

Temerity

• 01:00:12 No.
• 01:00:13 I…
• 01:00:14 Temerity gives Hazel a weird look. It’s like…
• 01:00:19 It’s just going to turn into copper.

Luma

• 01:00:22 Why did my dragons turn into copper?

Hazel

• 01:00:23 you want

Luma

• 01:00:26 Is it because I paid you?

Hazel

• 01:00:28 laughs

Temerity

• 01:00:29 I believe so.

Luma

• 01:00:31 Okay, so what if I just put these coins on the ground and then walk away?

Hazel

• 01:00:33 headmistress. The headmistress says, no, no, you won’t take it.

Rhysaene

• 01:00:35 I will take it.

Temerity

• 01:00:39 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 01:00:41 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:00:41 The headmistress’s curses are rarely,
• 01:00:45 I rarely sold
• 01:00:47 Pointlessly cruel.
• 01:00:49 There’s usually a reason behind these.

Luma

• 01:00:56 Five dragons is pretty cruel, if I’m entirely honest.

Hazel

• 01:00:56 Um,

Temerity

• 01:01:00 Dude.

Hazel

• 01:01:01 Well…
• 01:01:03 It’s a matter of the moral relativity, I suppose.

Temerity

• 01:01:07 you

Iva

• 01:01:09 Maybe the lesson is…

Luma

• 01:01:09 What if Temerity starves?

Hazel

• 01:01:09 uh,

Temerity

• 01:01:09 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:01:12 That’s not fair tomorrow.

Hazel

• 01:01:12 I don’t.

Temerity

• 01:01:12 I won’t say.

Iva

• 01:01:12 We don’t be

Temerity

• 01:01:13 I won’t starve.

Hazel

• 01:01:13 Temerity will not stutters.

Iva

• 01:01:14 We won’t let her starve.
• 01:01:16 But maybe the lesson is, Temerity should stop being so stubborn.

Luma

• 01:01:21 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 01:01:23 he’s just kids i have a very blank stare

Hazel

• 01:01:25 Maybe.

Temerity

• 01:01:31 It’s like, I think you should keep the Platinum’s Luma.

Luma

• 01:01:33 I don’t think Temerity is capable of changing her mind on things.

Temerity

• 01:01:37 I changed my mind.

Hazel

• 01:01:38 Here, Temerity, take mine.

Temerity

• 01:01:40 I know.
• 01:01:41 D-D-D-

Hazel

• 01:01:42 It’s a gift.

Temerity

• 01:01:45 It’s going to turn into copper.

Hazel

• 01:01:46 Take it. It’s a gift.

Rhysaene

• 01:01:47 I’m sorry.
• 01:01:48 Okay.

Temerity

• 01:01:51 If you want to test this, just give me something less valuable.

Hazel

• 01:01:57 You’ve never been cursed before and it shows.

Iva

• 01:02:01 -

Temerity

• 01:02:01 No, I haven’t.

Rhysaene

• 01:02:02 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:02:02 - Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:02:04 I have not.
• 01:02:06 I could gladly say I’ve never been cursed before.

Luma

• 01:02:12 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 01:02:12 throw her arms up in the air.

Temerity

• 01:02:13 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 01:02:14 cross her arms.

Temerity

• 01:02:14 - Yeah.
• 01:02:15 Okay.
• 01:02:16 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:02:16 Fine.
• 01:02:18 Enjoy being cursed.

Temerity

• 01:02:21 laughter

Hazel

• 01:02:24 May all your riches turn to dirt.

Rhysaene

• 01:02:24 not taking their platinum

Hazel

• 01:02:28 Well, no, you get too platinum.

Luma

• 01:02:28 I’m going to keep…

Hazel

• 01:02:30 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:02:30 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:02:30 No, no, I mean…

Temerity

• 01:02:30 You get too polite, though.

Rhysaene

• 01:02:32 Bye.
• 01:02:33 The other two

Temerity

• 01:02:35 Luma.

Hazel

• 01:02:35 Oh, Luma’s keeping that.

Luma

• 01:02:36 One of us got the other two.

Rhysaene

• 01:02:36 Awesome.
• 01:02:37 Oh, okay.

Luma

• 01:02:39 Unless Rhys asks for it.

Rhysaene

• 01:02:41 No, no, you did.

Luma

• 01:02:41 Thanks.

Rhysaene

• 01:02:46 I just,
• 01:02:48 I didn’t want it to go to waste.

Temerity

• 01:02:50 uh,

Luma

• 01:02:50 Yeah, no, no, no.
• 01:02:51 Lim was holding onto it for
• 01:02:54 apparently things that she might end up having to pay for Temerity because Temerity is now a miser.

Temerity

• 01:02:59 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:03:00 - Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:03:01 laughter

Rhysaene

• 01:03:08 I was witchy.

Temerity

• 01:03:10 is.

Luma

• 01:03:10 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 01:03:10 Thank you.
• 01:03:11 That was witchcraft.

Temerity

• 01:03:15 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 01:03:15 I got you to marry me.

Temerity

• 01:03:17 Hehehehe.
• 01:03:20 minimal.
• 01:03:22 discovered.

Dungeon Master

• 01:03:27 So yeah, you take the gold,
• 01:03:30 Anything else that was in there you can take or not.
• 01:03:33 That is your call.

Hazel

• 01:03:36 Nah.

Luma

• 01:03:36 Just a note and the gold.

Hazel

• 01:03:37 You can, yeah, mundane items don’t mean anything in this game.

Luma

• 01:03:41 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:03:42 um,
• 01:03:44 will be break back real quick.

Dungeon Master

• 01:03:46 Okay.

Temerity

• 01:03:48 - Yep.

Luma

• 01:03:50 But to like 45 minutes from now, we’re in like a death trap.

Temerity

• 01:03:50 Right.

Luma

• 01:03:52 Why didn’t we have the two silk rope that we needed for the puzzle?

Dungeon Master

• 01:03:55 15 foot of rope torches! It was all there! We’re gonna die now!

Temerity

• 01:03:55 - True.

Rhysaene

• 01:03:56 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:03:58 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:03:59 Who’s off the train?

Luma

• 01:03:59 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:04:02 I’m sorry.

Dungeon Master

• 01:04:04 Oh no, the genie who grants a wish if you provide exactly 10 platinum found in a dwarven satchel bag.

Temerity

• 01:04:10 laughter

Luma

• 01:04:11 - Well, we have that.

Temerity

• 01:04:12 We do have that one.

Luma

• 01:04:13 - Thank you.
• 01:04:14 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 01:04:14 I actually do have 10 platinum that was frightening to me.

Temerity

• 01:04:19 Hehehehe.
• 01:04:22 Oh,
• 01:04:23 I think I mean, uh,

Rhysaene

• 01:04:23 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:04:24 Um,

Iva

• 01:04:24 Exactly.

Rhysaene

• 01:04:25 Tamar, you’ve heard us over.

Temerity

• 01:04:29 metal.
• 01:04:32 - Dude.
• 01:04:37 other end of the hole.
• 01:04:43 And you.
• 01:04:44 There we go.
• 01:04:53 Yeah, if you want to decode that,
• 01:04:57 that thing.
• 01:04:58 I don’t mind waiting.
• 01:04:59 Uh…

Rhysaene

• 01:05:00 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:05:00 Temerity’s just going to be on guard.
• 01:05:03 keeping an ear and eye out for to see if this guy comes back.

Luma

• 01:05:06 - Yeah.
• 01:05:07 Let’s sit around and share stories about
• 01:05:10 I don’t know.
• 01:05:12 When was the last time you changed your mind about something, Temerity?

Iva

• 01:05:16 Ha ha!

Rhysaene

• 01:05:16 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:05:17 laughs

Iva

• 01:05:19 I’ll see you next time.

Temerity

• 01:05:21 Well, the last time I changed my mind about something was, uh,
• 01:05:26 when we were in the sewers and I decided not to report Iva or any of y’all.
• 01:05:34 uh,
• 01:05:36 to the authorities.

Luma

• 01:05:38 You were gonna report us to the authorities?

Hazel

• 01:05:39 That was very big of you.

Temerity

• 01:05:42 Um,

Luma

• 01:05:43 Ah, some friend you were.

Temerity

• 01:05:45 I don’t know.

Hazel

• 01:05:49 - He has the point.

Temerity

• 01:05:49 I did it.

Iva

• 01:05:51 Also, was that changing your mind or did you just realize that
• 01:05:54 It would look really bad to turn a bunch of people into why you also talked to someone, and that was bad.

Temerity

• 01:06:02 What?

Hazel

• 01:06:03 Yeah, I’m pretty sure you did that under duress.
• 01:06:05 We were kind of like held at gunpoint.

Rhysaene

• 01:06:07 Ha, ha, ha.

Hazel

• 01:06:10 But that’s okay.

Temerity

• 01:06:10 I don’t know.

Rhysaene

• 01:06:12 It’s okay.

Iva

• 01:06:12 -

Hazel

• 01:06:14 Thank you. I appreciate it. Uh, I appreciate your consideration.

Rhysaene

• 01:06:16 - Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:06:20 I don’t know.
• 01:06:21 There she is.

Rhysaene

• 01:06:22 It’s okay, Temerity going to turn a new leaf.
• 01:06:25 Ain’t you Temerity?

Hazel

• 01:06:27 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:06:31 Yeah.
• 01:06:32 Is this what you guys really think about me?

Rhysaene

• 01:06:35 Okay, okay, okay.

Iva

• 01:06:35 You know what?
• 01:06:36 Okay.

Hazel

• 01:06:37 You know him.

Rhysaene

• 01:06:37 Thank you.
• 01:06:40 I’m mostly teasing.

Hazel

• 01:06:40 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:06:41 laughs

Hazel

• 01:06:43 No, I don’t think I knew that way, Temerity.
• 01:06:45 I do think you’re stubborn, though.

Temerity

• 01:06:48 Oh, yeah.

Iva

• 01:06:50 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:06:50 headstrong.
• 01:06:52 stuck in your ways.

Temerity

• 01:06:53 Thanks.
• 01:06:55 I am pretty stubborn.

Luma

• 01:06:58 Yeah, I got you cursed.

Hazel

• 01:06:58 unsure.
• 01:07:00 And, and.
• 01:07:04 unsure of your
• 01:07:06 own feelings.
• 01:07:07 afraid of
• 01:07:10 things that might make you happy.

Luma

• 01:07:10 - -

Dungeon Master

• 01:07:11 laughs

Luma

• 01:07:12 Psychoanalyze.
• 01:07:13 while Luma’s decoding the thing.

Rhysaene

• 01:07:14 people.

Temerity

• 01:07:14 Can we talk about something else?

Hazel

• 01:07:15 trying to

Luma

• 01:07:16 Luma hasn’t even started the decoding yet.

Hazel

• 01:07:17 Trying…

Rhysaene

• 01:07:17 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:07:20 We’re just sitting here grilling with Temerity.

Hazel

• 01:07:20 I don’t know.

Temerity

• 01:07:20 Gasp
• 01:07:21 laughs

Rhysaene

• 01:07:21 Thank you.

Iva

• 01:07:22 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:07:22 Luma’s like, oh right, the decoding.

Temerity

• 01:07:23 laughter

Hazel

• 01:07:23 I’m,
• 01:07:24 -

Temerity

• 01:07:24 -

Rhysaene

• 01:07:25 I don’t want y’all in my personal life if you’re going to do this.

Luma

• 01:07:25 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:07:25 Fairly sure you have some kind of death wish.

Luma

• 01:07:25 I’m sorry.
• 01:07:28 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:07:28 laughs

Luma

• 01:07:30 Luma decodes it like way earlier than anticipated,
• 01:07:33 but she’s just too unwrapped and trawled and like,

Dungeon Master

• 01:07:35 laughing

Temerity

• 01:07:36 Yeah!

Luma

• 01:07:36 Or like the managed…

Hazel

• 01:07:36 It’s…

Luma

• 01:07:37 It’s turning back like, what is a dope going to be done?
• 01:07:40 Oh yeah, it finished out like a half an hour.

Temerity

• 01:07:42 laughing

Luma

• 01:07:42 Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:07:43 - Do you, do you, do you?

Rhysaene

• 01:07:44 You took it like five minutes in and then you’re back in like, fuck the word.

Dungeon Master

• 01:07:47 -

Temerity

• 01:07:49 -

Iva

• 01:07:49 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:07:49 Perfect.

Iva

• 01:07:49 cough

Luma

• 01:07:50 Thank you.

Iva

• 01:07:50 - Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:07:51 - Yeah.

Iva

• 01:07:51 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:07:52 Wait, this is too juicy. I gotta do this quick.

Luma

• 01:07:52 - Yeah.
• 01:07:54 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 01:07:56 Well, I’m not saying this to be cruel to you, Temerity.

Temerity

• 01:07:57 Yeah.
• 01:08:00 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:08:01 You simply
• 01:08:05 You asked.

Temerity

• 01:08:10 Well…
• 01:08:14 I don’t have a death wish.
• 01:08:16 I just…
• 01:08:19 don’t think that I can die.

Iva

• 01:08:24 You don’t have to test that.

Temerity

• 01:08:27 Well, I already did.

Hazel

• 01:08:29 That’s it.

Iva

• 01:08:30 You don’t have to continue testing it.

Hazel

• 01:08:33 Tee-hoo!
• 01:08:34 Here’s hoping that it
• 01:08:36 It’s something that can happen again.

Temerity

• 01:08:41 laughs

Luma

• 01:08:41 No.

Hazel

• 01:08:42 If Bahamut had the power to hold death at bay, do you not think he would have done it for himself?

Luma

• 01:08:49 You know,
• 01:08:50 When people are confronted with a second chance, the first thing they do is not assume that they have an infinite number of second chances.

Dungeon Master

• 01:08:57 Yes.

Luma

• 01:08:59 they usually say, “Oh, thank God for that second chance. I’ll do things differently.”

Temerity

• 01:09:05 This is it.
• 01:09:06 This is…

Rhysaene

• 01:09:08 Maybe.

Luma

• 01:09:12 I’m just really concerned that you’re gonna jump off a cliff thinking you’re a mortal and that you’re just not gonna wake up again.

Temerity

• 01:09:18 laughter

Luma

• 01:09:19 And heaven forbid you say, don’t worry, we’re gods or something, because that would be really ironic.

Dungeon Master

• 01:09:23 - Thanks.

Hazel

• 01:09:24 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:09:31 uh,
• 01:09:34 -
• 01:09:38 God.
• 01:09:38 - Damn.
• 01:09:40 Temerity was not prepared for this line of dialogue at all.

Rhysaene

• 01:09:43 Thank you.

Iva

• 01:09:44 .

Dungeon Master

• 01:09:45 And,

Luma

• 01:09:45 There’s no dialogue options here.

Iva

• 01:09:46 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:09:47 You can’t pick the right one.

Temerity

• 01:09:47 Yeah.
• 01:09:48 The man is just like, uh.

Dungeon Master

• 01:09:48 Just to, like…

Luma

• 01:09:49 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:09:51 Just to reinforce the vibes, you are having this entire conversation in what is essentially a storage closet.

Luma

• 01:09:51 It’s.

Hazel

• 01:09:57 - Boom.
• 01:09:58 Oh, it’s Bakhtiak Closet.

Temerity

• 01:09:58 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:09:58 Yay.

Temerity

• 01:09:59 We’re like cramped.

Luma

• 01:10:00 seven minutes in hell.

Temerity

• 01:10:01 Oh, seven minutes of hell!

Luma

• 01:10:01 Yeah.
• 01:10:02 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:10:03 I said,

Luma

• 01:10:04 -

Temerity

• 01:10:05 Ha ha ha ha!

Iva

• 01:10:05 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:10:07 laughter

Hazel

• 01:10:07 This is no mind.
• 01:10:09 It’s a tomb.

Temerity

• 01:10:09 No.

Luma

• 01:10:09 No.
• 01:10:10 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 01:10:10 It’s a dome.

Hazel

• 01:10:13 um,

Dungeon Master

• 01:10:13 Um,
• 01:10:14 Sorry, go ahead.

Hazel

• 01:10:15 No, it’s okay.
• 01:10:21 It’s it.
• 01:10:23 I apologize.
• 01:10:24 Temerity for
• 01:10:26 if my words seem to get
• 01:10:29 uh,
• 01:10:32 If my words seemed…
• 01:10:34 Thank you.
• 01:10:36 hurt.
• 01:10:37 What?

Temerity

• 01:10:38 You’re welcome.

Hazel

• 01:10:39 Uh,
• 01:10:40 I am not.
• 01:10:41 Do not say that because I wish to make you I wish to make you feel bad.
• 01:10:46 But.
• 01:10:47 uh,
• 01:10:48 I would not lie if I didn’t say that over the course of our
• 01:10:52 of our time together. I’ve not grown fond of
• 01:10:57 of you, and if so, I would be
• 01:11:02 Sad.
• 01:11:03 If.
• 01:11:04 something were to happen to you because of
• 01:11:08 any number of things.

Temerity

• 01:11:14 Well,

Luma

• 01:11:15 That’s so cute.

Temerity

• 01:11:16 even.

Hazel

• 01:11:19 that up.

Rhysaene

• 01:11:21 - Thank you.

Luma

• 01:11:21 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:11:22 laughter

Hazel

• 01:11:22 That’s it.

Temerity

• 01:11:26 I appreciate the concern, but it’s not necessary.
• 01:11:31 promise you that
• 01:11:32 No matter what, I’ll be okay.

Hazel

• 01:11:36 - Yeah.
• 01:11:38 - Yeah.
• 01:11:40 She kind of glares at you.
• 01:11:42 It’s just like a promise you can’t.
• 01:11:44 You can’t know for sure you can keep.

Temerity

• 01:11:46 to bury in their heart of her just
• 01:11:50 Oh yeah, I for sure can keep this promise.

Iva

• 01:11:53 Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:11:53 Oh yeah, no, that’s fair. But like,

Temerity

• 01:11:54 I’m sorry.

Hazel

• 01:11:56 laughs

Temerity

• 01:11:57 Just whole earnest tea.

Hazel

• 01:12:00 Mm-hmm.
• 01:12:01 - So, Temerity, you get your power.
• 01:12:03 In your own words, you believe you get your power from the from from the silver flame.

Temerity

• 01:12:10 Yes.

Hazel

• 01:12:10 The Silver Flame merely keeps the sorrow back.
• 01:12:16 the,
• 01:12:17 the being that that reportedly created the silver flame is dead.
• 01:12:22 Look.

Temerity

• 01:12:24 one.
• 01:12:25 Yeah, he had to take on the whole sorrow at once.
• 01:12:27 I assume that there is probably something that could maybe snuff out my flame.

Luma

• 01:12:32 I’m so glad that Temerity’s approach is microdosing the sorrow.

Temerity

• 01:12:33 But.
• 01:12:37 But I don’t plan on walking out into the sorrow tomorrow.

Rhysaene

• 01:12:38 the whole story.

Temerity

• 01:12:44 and taking on the world.

Hazel

• 01:12:45 and,
• 01:12:47 And most people who die do not wake up with plans to die.

Temerity

• 01:12:53 you

Hazel

• 01:12:54 What I’m telling you is that you need to understand that you are
• 01:13:00 regardless of whatever
• 01:13:04 of whatever
• 01:13:05 Abilities you possess.
• 01:13:08 that,
• 01:13:09 You can still…
• 01:13:11 they’re still able to be hurt.

Temerity

• 01:13:12 you do.

Hazel

• 01:13:15 Perhaps you can’t die.

Temerity

• 01:13:16 more

Hazel

• 01:13:19 But,
• 01:13:20 There are fates worse than death.
• 01:13:25 What if you run into something that you can’t fight?
• 01:13:28 that you can’t run away from.
• 01:13:30 And
• 01:13:33 and you can’t die.
• 01:13:34 Does that sound like an existence that
• 01:13:38 with being
• 01:13:39 favorable.
• 01:13:41 Does that sound noble?

Temerity

• 01:13:44 No, but…
• 01:13:47 That doesn’t mean that I…
• 01:13:57 That doesn’t mean that I shouldn’t
• 01:14:04 Hehehehe.
• 01:14:07 That doesn’t mean I shouldn’t fulfill my destiny.

Hazel

• 01:14:13 What?
• 01:14:14 Yes, yes, your destiny, whatever.
• 01:14:16 What I’m trying to get across is that you don’t have to do these things alone, and you don’t have to feel that you have to take all of this responsibility by yourself.
• 01:14:25 And if you think that you can only
• 01:14:28 like that only you can do this by yourself, then
• 01:14:32 that
• 01:14:33 you know,
• 01:14:34 something terrible is going to happen to you.

Luma

• 01:14:34 Selfish.

Hazel

• 01:14:36 Yes.
• 01:14:40 and
• 01:14:43 I don’t know.

Temerity

• 01:14:44 I…
• 01:14:47 I.
• 01:14:48 Don’t disagree.
• 01:14:50 One of the core tenants that we have is
• 01:14:52 community.
• 01:14:55 And friendship.
• 01:14:56 And I think that exists for a reason.
• 01:14:58 And that would also apply to me.
• 01:15:00 It should be.
• 01:15:02 core to myself and I found comrades and
• 01:15:05 you all.
• 01:15:07 And
• 01:15:10 That’s why I’m able to
• 01:15:13 Look.
• 01:15:14 past
• 01:15:15 things that I would previously
• 01:15:19 had a more narrow mindset on.

Hazel

• 01:15:31 Very well.

Temerity

• 01:15:32 Is that…
• 01:15:34 Am I doing something raw?
• 01:15:36 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Rhysaene

• 01:15:39 Mm-hmm.

Iva

• 01:15:39 Iva is shockingly quiet this moment, currently trying to whisper to Rhys.

Rhysaene

• 01:15:46 Huh?
• 01:15:47 What’s up?

Iva

• 01:15:49 Iva goes recently.
• 01:15:51 hearing them talking about second chances and like being a team and discussing things.

Rhysaene

• 01:15:51 Yeah.
• 01:15:56 Mm-hmm.

Iva

• 01:15:57 I think I made a mistake.

Luma

• 01:16:01 Here we go.

Rhysaene

• 01:16:01 Okay.
• 01:16:02 Okay.

Iva

• 01:16:02 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:16:03 Wait, wait.

Hazel

• 01:16:03 Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 01:16:04 Whoa.

Hazel

• 01:16:04 Boy.

Iva

• 01:16:05 laughs

Hazel

• 01:16:05 What are you talking about?

Rhysaene

• 01:16:08 Like,

Temerity

• 01:16:08 Oh boy.

Iva

• 01:16:09 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 01:16:10 But, but, but, but,
• 01:16:15 What are you talking about?

Iva

• 01:16:17 Wow.
• 01:16:18 So I thought I wasn’t going to have any work.
• 01:16:22 When we got back and I didn’t like really think about like,

Rhysaene

• 01:16:23 Uh-huh.

Iva

• 01:16:27 Thank you.
• 01:16:28 You know…

Luma

• 01:16:29 Hehehehe.
• 01:16:32 Oh, no.

Iva

• 01:16:33 be a group for the whole time, because I kind of figured that, like, Temerity was going to be, like,

Temerity

• 01:16:33 Ha ha ha ha.

Iva

• 01:16:38 really going to turn us in, and then, like, Hazel was going to disappear, and then it was just going to be me again.

Rhysaene

• 01:16:46 - Uh-huh.

Iva

• 01:16:48 So I might have contacted the eels.

Hazel

• 01:16:53 - Yeah.
• 01:16:53 Did Hazel not expressly say that?

Rhysaene

• 01:16:54 Thank you.
• 01:16:55 - Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 01:16:57 laughter

Rhysaene

• 01:16:58 Okay.

Hazel

• 01:16:58 expressly communicate that she wasn’t going to leave.

Rhysaene

• 01:17:02 Um,
• 01:17:05 Can you remind me?
• 01:17:08 Adios.
• 01:17:09 A country gal who the eels are, please.

Iva

• 01:17:12 Oh, yeah, that’s the name that Tarnar used to go by when they’re, like,
• 01:17:17 Thank you.
• 01:17:18 I don’t want people to know as much that they’re there.

Rhysaene

• 01:17:20 They’re fucking around with the town of Sannegan again.

Iva

• 01:17:24 No, no, well, not yet, but, like, I did reach out to them, like, asking if they had jobs, because, like, I figured I was gonna need money.

Rhysaene

• 01:17:30 Wow.
• 01:17:32 I have to get to the life stuff?

Iva

• 01:17:36 Well, Iva goes, well, it’s not going to be like last time because I’m not going to be a terrorist.

Rhysaene

• 01:17:41 But child, no wonder you sent your mom away.

Temerity

• 01:17:43 -

Rhysaene

• 01:17:44 She’s going to die of stress.

Iva

• 01:17:46 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 01:17:46 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:17:47 - Thank you.
• 01:17:50 -

Iva

• 01:17:50 So like…
• 01:17:51 But, like, should I tell the others or, like…

Rhysaene

• 01:17:54 Yeah, I think you should be open and honest about that.

Dungeon Master

• 01:17:57 You’re in a…
• 01:17:58 Closet, guys!

Iva

• 01:18:00 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:18:00 Yeah, so I’m like, stop their conversation.

Iva

• 01:18:01 -
• 01:18:04 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 01:18:04 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:18:05 It’s just jaw dropped.

Hazel

• 01:18:07 I’m going to kill her.
• 01:18:09 Hey, sir.

Temerity

• 01:18:10 Looking at an eye.

Luma

• 01:18:10 Oh.

Iva

• 01:18:12 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:18:12 Hazel pulls out her sickle.

Luma

• 01:18:13 - Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:18:14 - Thank you.

Luma

• 01:18:14 Thank you.

Iva

• 01:18:15 laughs

Rhysaene

• 01:18:15 I’ll see you next time.

Hazel

• 01:18:15 Like…

Luma

• 01:18:16 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:18:16 Yeah.
• 01:18:17 I’ve looked.

Luma

• 01:18:17 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:18:17 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:18:18 Tell me this is a joke.

Temerity

• 01:18:20 laughs
• 01:18:24 We offered you to…

Iva

• 01:18:24 It’s a joke.

Temerity

• 01:18:26 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:18:27 Are you lying?

Iva

• 01:18:28 Yes.

Temerity

• 01:18:30 We offered to find you a job.

Iva

• 01:18:33 No, you offered to find Hazel a job.

Temerity

• 01:18:35 We are…

Rhysaene

• 01:18:35 Nope.

Temerity

• 01:18:37 -
• 01:18:38 laughing

Hazel

• 01:18:39 Do you,

Rhysaene

• 01:18:41 No, you just didn’t fucking ask me.

Hazel

• 01:18:41 Do you turn…

Iva

• 01:18:41 I would also…

Hazel

• 01:18:43 What did I get to do?

Iva

• 01:18:44 And Iva goes, well…

Temerity

• 01:18:44 You turn your brain off.

Iva

• 01:18:46 And Iva goes, well, they were helping me get kids out of the…
• 01:18:50 And mages out of the city.
• 01:18:51 So I figured I could just do that some more.

Hazel

• 01:18:54 This is a bit of…
• 01:18:58 I know this is…

Temerity

• 01:18:58 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:18:59 - Bye.

Hazel

• 01:19:00 This is a betrayal against
• 01:19:02 I don’t know a nicer way to put this, Iva, but this is a betrayal of my trust in you.

Temerity

• 01:19:02 - Oh, my God.
• 01:19:06 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:19:09 Thank you.
• 01:19:12 Oops.
• 01:19:12 And you’re in my fucking house.

Hazel

• 01:19:15 I told you that she was a liability.

Iva

• 01:19:16 Iva goes.

Temerity

• 01:19:18 laughs

Iva

• 01:19:18 Iva goes.
• 01:19:19 Iva goes.
• 01:19:20 I have a…
• 01:19:21 I would say just…
• 01:19:22 Well, well…

Rhysaene

• 01:19:26 Iva.
• 01:19:29 What was the first thing I said when you stepped into my place?
• 01:19:35 Actually, no, I didn’t.
• 01:19:36 site.
• 01:19:37 that could…
• 01:19:39 What was the implied thing?
• 01:19:44 out.
• 01:19:45 bring shit to my doorstep.

Iva

• 01:19:48 Oh, I thought it was
• 01:19:50 All the normal things I don’t
• 01:19:53 Like, track mud in a house.

Rhysaene

• 01:19:55 I forget you’re a child.
• 01:19:56 Fuck.
• 01:19:57 Um…

Temerity

• 01:19:58 laughter

Luma

• 01:19:59 -

Rhysaene

• 01:20:04 Okay.

Hazel

• 01:20:08 After this entire conversation about like, oh yeah, Temerity, you just have to trust us, you know, we’re going to…

Rhysaene

• 01:20:09 Thank you.
• 01:20:14 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:20:15 Like we…
• 01:20:17 Like,
• 01:20:18 like,
• 01:20:19 Temerity, I care about you and I don’t want you to like self-destruct on this like idea that you’re like that you’re somehow built for for for something like.
• 01:20:29 so much greater.
• 01:20:30 and then getting hit with another fucking nuke by Iva.

Temerity

• 01:20:34 laughs

Hazel

• 01:20:36 I…

Rhysaene

• 01:20:37 Okay.

Hazel

• 01:20:37 You only have so many extra chances, Bruce.

Rhysaene

• 01:20:42 Thank you.

Iva

• 01:20:42 I would just, well, if it’s any consolation, I wasn’t going to tell anyone, but then, like, you said the thing about, like,
• 01:20:49 You know,
• 01:20:50 like,

Hazel

• 01:20:50 What do you mean that’s not a consolation that you go behind our backs and did not tell us?
• 01:20:55 A lie by omission is still a lie.

Rhysaene

• 01:20:58 Ah, what a…
• 01:21:01 That could be dangerous.
• 01:21:03 Again.
• 01:21:10 Ah.

Temerity

• 01:21:10 You too.
• 01:21:12 You didn’t intend to get involved in terrorism the first time.
• 01:21:16 You have no guarantee.
• 01:21:18 that it won’t happen again.
• 01:21:21 - Yeah.
• 01:21:22 You have to get untangled with the syndicate.

Rhysaene

• 01:21:22 That’s fucking…
• 01:21:24 Light number five.

Hazel

• 01:21:28 Oh, well.
• 01:21:30 I mean, we’re all,

Dungeon Master

• 01:21:30 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:21:31 We’re all involved in it.
• 01:21:35 whether or not we’d like it or not.
• 01:21:36 How’s the translation going, Luma?

Dungeon Master

• 01:21:39 Luma.

Luma

• 01:21:40 - I finished it like 20 minutes ago.

Dungeon Master

• 01:21:41 -

Temerity

• 01:21:42 laughter

Dungeon Master

• 01:21:43 No, no, no.

Hazel

• 01:21:45 Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 01:21:45 There are three
• 01:21:48 There are three key aspects to this note that are of note.
• 01:21:53 First,
• 01:21:54 The majority of the note appears to be directions for navigating a complex path from this chamber, it seems,
• 01:22:03 through various
• 01:22:06 Hallways, passageways, tunnels, noting collapsed passages, dangerous passages, places that have been like the entrance to this room, chiseled through stone.
• 01:22:18 A complex.
• 01:22:20 way to get
• 01:22:21 much deeper…
• 01:22:24 into the vault complex than you currently are.
• 01:22:28 levels and levels deeper. The note does not say what
• 01:22:34 is down there.
• 01:22:35 The only other information
• 01:22:41 In the note,
• 01:22:43 is the final phrase.
• 01:22:46 Locks don’t turn, but stone does.

Hazel

• 01:22:51 Ah, a Tarnarcoast, a Tarnstone.

Temerity

• 01:22:52 Ooh.

Dungeon Master

• 01:22:55 And finally,
• 01:22:57 at the bottom of the note scribbled in the same hand inked note.
• 01:23:03 Um,
• 01:23:04 scribbled by the same hand that wrote the note
• 01:23:07 a little emblem
• 01:23:08 Um,
• 01:23:09 of an eel eating its own tail as an Ouroboros.

Iva

• 01:23:16 Wait.

Hazel

• 01:23:24 Seems like friends have a

Iva

• 01:23:24 - We ain’t done a man, we ain’t.

Hazel

• 01:23:28 have a way into these vaults.

Luma

• 01:23:33 It’s just weird that this is marked specifically with their little emblem.

Hazel

• 01:23:40 Um,
• 01:23:40 Yeah.
• 01:23:41 I would not.
• 01:23:46 Is it a calling card, perhaps?
• 01:23:49 like…
• 01:23:52 They expected us to find it.

Temerity

• 01:23:56 Yeah, Temerity’s like…
• 01:23:59 Looking at Iva a little expectantly as the Tarnar expert, like, what does this mean?

Rhysaene

• 01:24:05 - Wow.

Iva

• 01:24:08 I haven’t goes out.
• 01:24:09 I only contact them through letters in the dead drops.

Dungeon Master

• 01:24:13 Iva, you can give me…

Iva

• 01:24:16 Fuck.

Dungeon Master

• 01:24:17 You can give me an intelligence check.

Hazel

• 01:24:17 Pewds

Rhysaene

• 01:24:18 Thank you.

Iva

• 01:24:20 Oh, good.

Dungeon Master

• 01:24:20 with advantage.

Iva

• 01:24:22 Oh fuck.

Hazel

• 01:24:27 Oh, fuck. I might be able to give us some context.

Iva

• 01:24:30 Shit, shit.

Hazel

• 01:24:32 might be able to help the party instead of…

Temerity

• 01:24:35 It’s a boy.

Luma

• 01:24:36 Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:24:36 Yeah.

Iva

• 01:24:36 It’s my…

Luma

• 01:24:39 I’m sorry.

Temerity

• 01:24:39 Yeah.

Iva

• 01:24:39 I’m the imposter.
• 01:24:40 Um…

Temerity

• 01:24:42 Yeah.

Iva

• 01:24:44 I’m 11th.

Luma

• 01:24:45 Uh.

Dungeon Master

• 01:24:46 An 11?

Iva

• 01:24:48 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:24:49 Um,
• 01:24:54 The only thing I will give you is it does immediately remind you of a dead drop, the idea of something left in a specific place for a specific person with the obfuscation of the location being the only thing preventing other people from finding it.

Iva

• 01:25:14 uh,
• 01:25:16 How do Iva translate that?
• 01:25:19 Iva goes, well, it kind of
• 01:25:21 is like my Dread Drop, where like,
• 01:25:23 only I would know where this is and it’s weird that we would find it here.

Luma

• 01:25:31 That’s a bunch of instructions to go deeper, so…
• 01:25:35 I mean…
• 01:25:37 Oh, it’s such a shame that we have instructions to go deeper.
• 01:25:40 I suppose we’re going to have to follow them.

Hazel

• 01:25:42 anything.
• 01:25:44 Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Temerity

• 01:25:45 Hehehehe.

Luma

• 01:25:45 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:25:46 uh,
• 01:25:48 Hazel kind of smirks at that and goes…

Luma

• 01:25:49 - Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:25:50 Huh?
• 01:25:51 I wouldn’t expect you to be the one to…
• 01:25:55 I wouldn’t expect you to be the one to

Dungeon Master

• 01:26:00 Oh boy.

Hazel

• 01:26:00 to propose that.

Luma

• 01:26:05 Oh, really?

Hazel

• 01:26:08 Well,
• 01:26:10 You seem to be pretty by the books on the instructions you’ve already been given.

Luma

• 01:26:14 True. I have followed every instruction to the letter.
• 01:26:18 Uh,
• 01:26:21 15 deception.
• 01:26:23 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:26:23 Hehehehe.

Rhysaene

• 01:26:24 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:26:24 Yeah.
• 01:26:25 Thank you.

Iva

• 01:26:25 I like the idea that Luma’s says 15 deceptions.

Hazel

• 01:26:26 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 01:26:27 Well, that seems pretty correct, yeah.

Hazel

• 01:26:30 Uh,
• 01:26:33 14 insight.
• 01:26:34 So, you know.

Temerity

• 01:26:35 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:26:36 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:26:37 Do I have a…
• 01:26:39 negative on deception i feel like by nature of being a little like a minus 90 on deception

Rhysaene

• 01:26:41 I don’t know.
• 01:26:42 I’m on it.
• 01:26:43 - Mm-hmm.
• 01:26:45 - The widget has like a debuff.

Luma

• 01:26:47 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:26:48 - Yeah.

Iva

• 01:26:49 I got…

Temerity

• 01:26:50 This has been…

Luma

• 01:26:50 I mean, it’s… it’s…

Iva

• 01:26:51 Eight.
• 01:26:52 15,
• 01:26:52 15,
• 01:26:53 on
• 01:26:55 insight.

Luma

• 01:26:57 Well, yeah.
• 01:26:59 I don’t think anybody really needs to roll in order to tell Luma’s just straight up lying without even trying to hide it.

Rhysaene

• 01:27:04 Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:27:05 - Good.
• 01:27:06 Uh…

Temerity

• 01:27:06 -

Iva

• 01:27:06 Hey, Luma Line 2 now.

Luma

• 01:27:07 Mm-mm.
• 01:27:08 But,
• 01:27:09 That deception is she managed to keep a straight face when she did it.

Dungeon Master

• 01:27:10 Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:27:14 Uh…

Temerity

• 01:27:14 you

Luma

• 01:27:14 Mm-hmm.
• 01:27:15 Okay.

Iva

• 01:27:16 Luma lied to us now too.

Hazel

• 01:27:18 Time and place, Iva.

Rhysaene

• 01:27:23 - Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:27:23 We will talk about this later.

Temerity

• 01:27:23 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:27:23 Yeah, but I lie about fun things like taking guns and looking at cool things, not
• 01:27:28 going to the terrorists for a job.

Temerity

• 01:27:34 Yeah, there’s degrees.

Rhysaene

• 01:27:34 How about it?
• 01:27:36 I’ll just ask me to help you.

Luma

• 01:27:40 I literally gave you a job.

Iva

• 01:27:41 I do.

Luma

• 01:27:43 Like,
• 01:27:43 We’re on it right now.

Hazel

• 01:27:45 Okay.

Luma

• 01:27:45 You didn’t even give me a chance to give you the job.

Rhysaene

• 01:27:45 Oh,

Iva

• 01:27:45 Yeah, well, I get this…

Luma

• 01:27:48 We were here a day and I had you a job.

Iva

• 01:27:48 I don’t know.

Luma

• 01:27:50 Not even, I think it was like four hours.

Temerity

• 01:27:51 Yeah.

Iva

• 01:27:54 No, it was too long rest.
• 01:27:56 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:27:57 No, it was same day that we arrived in town.
• 01:27:59 Luma went to her thing and got her job and then came over.

Temerity

• 01:28:00 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:28:01 - Nice.

Luma

• 01:28:02 Like, it was literally, we separated for three hours, I think.

Rhysaene

• 01:28:03 It’s okay.
• 01:28:04 Thank you.
• 01:28:05 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:28:05 Yeah, no, we did it.

Luma

• 01:28:06 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:28:06 We met back up at the bar at the Silver Sterling.

Luma

• 01:28:10 I remember specifically agonizing over how I was going to be able to broach this because Hazel was getting a job.

Temerity

• 01:28:15 And then on the walk to Argentum, we had been talking about finding Iva and Hazel a job.

Luma

• 01:28:16 Yeah.
• 01:28:17 Yeah.
• 01:28:19 Yeah.
• 01:28:20 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 01:28:21 Temerity recommended being a baker.
• 01:28:23 I’ve.

Luma

• 01:28:24 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:28:24 Thank you.
• 01:28:26 and have to move.

Luma

• 01:28:26 I would not trust Iva with money.

Temerity

• 01:28:28 No! You just did this for the love of the game!

Luma

• 01:28:33 laughs

Rhysaene

• 01:28:33 Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:28:33 Yeah!
• 01:28:34 You have like an addiction.

Luma

• 01:28:34 Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:28:36 You have to…

Luma

• 01:28:37 I’m sorry.

Temerity

• 01:28:37 You have an addiction.

Iva

• 01:28:39 laughs

Dungeon Master

• 01:28:40 Um,

Luma

• 01:28:40 I think you’re just a criminal, but it’s okay.

Iva

• 01:28:50 Thank you.

Temerity

• 01:28:50 laughs

Iva

• 01:28:51 Iva, can we kick you down into the…
• 01:28:53 Dirk.

Rhysaene

• 01:28:54 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:28:55 - Okay.

Luma

• 01:28:55 Oh yeah, we should probably leave this closet. It is kind of weird how long we’ve sat in this closet together, if I’m entirely honest.

Rhysaene

• 01:29:00 I want to clean this closet.

Temerity

• 01:29:00 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:29:00 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 01:29:01 I got some out of the grill.

Luma

• 01:29:04 I feel like our relationship has changed.

Temerity

• 01:29:04 Are we wanting to explore past

Hazel

• 01:29:04 I found it comforting.

Temerity

• 01:29:06 - -
• 01:29:07 Are we wanting to explore past this door?

Rhysaene

• 01:29:10 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 01:29:11 Luma.

Luma

• 01:29:12 Hello.

Dungeon Master

• 01:29:13 the instructions are pretty clear. They for sure,
• 01:29:17 lead, like, down, down, down.
• 01:29:21 like in a winding kind of rat maze kind of fashion.
• 01:29:25 To follow these instructions surely would take hours.
• 01:29:29 Which is totally possible.
• 01:29:30 It is just, it is a commitment of, like, more tunnels like this and, like, collapsed passages.
• 01:29:35 And hours of descent deeper into the…
• 01:29:39 the understructure of Argentum.

Luma

• 01:29:40 So,

Hazel

• 01:29:41 can finish the job that we’re

Luma

• 01:29:41 Where is…
• 01:29:43 Yeah, where…

Hazel

• 01:29:43 actually suppose to do.

Luma

• 01:29:45 Where is the start of the instructions? Is it through the locked door that we found?

Dungeon Master

• 01:29:50 The inst- yes!
• 01:29:52 It is…

Luma

• 01:29:52 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 01:29:54 It is essentially, I didn’t pre-write it, but is it essentially

Luma

• 01:29:54 So…

Dungeon Master

• 01:29:59 Um,
• 01:30:00 You should have a key for this door.
• 01:30:02 If you do not,
• 01:30:04 I trust you know how to open a lock anyway. From here and then it is instructions that lead somewhere down.

Luma

• 01:30:12 Oh.
• 01:30:13 That’s really weird that they would say you should have a key, but if not, you can open it anyway.
• 01:30:17 That’s…

Temerity

• 01:30:19 He he he he.

Luma

• 01:30:19 almost squints at the note.

Hazel

• 01:30:21 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 01:30:22 I’m really worried that this might be the favorite…

Hazel

• 01:30:25 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:30:27 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 01:30:27 I think we might have just accepted payment for something, too.

Hazel

• 01:30:30 Uh-huh.
• 01:30:31 Oh, true. So, you know, that’s actually, maybe it’s a good thing to marry. He didn’t take that money.

Temerity

• 01:30:36 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:30:38 We should put it back.

Luma

• 01:30:39 This just seems really weird that this is down here.

Hazel

• 01:30:42 I mean, refusing payment…

Rhysaene

• 01:30:42 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 01:30:42 Oh,

Luma

• 01:30:44 And

Hazel

• 01:30:45 refusing payment from the Tarnar will not absolve us of the favor that we owe them.
• 01:30:50 They’ll find a way to get it, so I’ll take the money, I suppose.

Rhysaene

• 01:30:52 Hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 01:30:54 Done!

Luma

• 01:30:55 It would just be a coincidence that we stole somebody’s dead job.

Dungeon Master

• 01:30:57 Yeah, give me an intelligence check, anyone who wants to, anyone who’s involved in this kind of…

Rhysaene

• 01:31:02 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:31:03 If, okay, other question.
• 01:31:06 There’s nothing else in the satchel or anything.
• 01:31:08 Oh, not 20.
• 01:31:08 Intelligence 24.

Dungeon Master

• 01:31:10 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:31:11 Um, there’s nothing in the, uh, the note or satchel that seems to correlate to a job or reason for having these things, right?

Hazel

• 01:31:11 six.

Dungeon Master

• 01:31:18 No.
• 01:31:20 There’s nothing that there’s no instructions beyond how to get to a place, including no instructions about what this place is.

Luma

• 01:31:28 - Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 01:31:28 Other than that specific phrase I said.
• 01:31:32 which is how the note ends. And with a

Luma

• 01:31:32 Okay.
• 01:31:34 Luma definitely shares that phrase.
• 01:31:36 Just…

Dungeon Master

• 01:31:37 - Yeah.

Luma

• 01:31:38 I don’t know.

Dungeon Master

• 01:31:39 It was sorry I had to crack open a whole other section of notes in panic a second ago.

Temerity

• 01:31:45 Sorry.

Luma

• 01:31:45 Sorry.

Dungeon Master

• 01:31:47 The phrase is, locks don’t turn, but stone does.

Luma

• 01:31:53 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:31:55 Um,

Iva

• 01:31:55 Uh,

Dungeon Master

• 01:31:58 Yes.

Iva

• 01:31:59 I was like, I was going to point out that she doesn’t know how to open a lock without a key.

Luma

• 01:32:04 I do.

Dungeon Master

• 01:32:06 Um…

Temerity

• 01:32:06 But I…

Dungeon Master

• 01:32:08 With a…

Temerity

• 01:32:11 I was just laughing.

Dungeon Master

• 01:32:12 With a 24 intelligence check,
• 01:32:15 If this was for you,
• 01:32:19 Expecting you to find the tunnel behind the cupboard was…
• 01:32:25 Like everything else that could make sense, the mapping job,
• 01:32:29 being a way to get you down here maybe.
• 01:32:32 It would require remarkable pull, but not impossible.
• 01:32:37 The idea that you would end up down here, the idea that you would
• 01:32:41 Well, that’s the other thing.
• 01:32:44 So there are two.

Luma

• 01:32:44 The only reason Elin is concerned is because she has proven that she has a knack for finding secret entrances.

Dungeon Master

• 01:32:49 - She, yes.
• 01:32:50 She.

Luma

• 01:32:51 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:32:51 has a knack for finding secret interests
• 01:32:54 Thank you.
• 01:32:54 But,
• 01:32:56 Funny enough, funny you say that.
• 01:32:58 That’s not something…
• 01:32:59 I guess you did find the room where they were hiding with Miles.
• 01:33:03 That is true.
• 01:33:04 So they would, the Tarnar Syndicate would know you have that neck.
• 01:33:07 It’s still…
• 01:33:08 Without any prior instructions, the idea that you would find this isn’t like a, this isn’t a secret door. It’s a tunnel hidden by a cupboard. The idea you would find that without any hint is out there and the assumption that you would be able to read the note.
• 01:33:22 is,
• 01:33:24 This is something that, like,

Luma

• 01:33:25 Oh, true.

Dungeon Master

• 01:33:26 an incredibly intelligent person could do with time.
• 01:33:29 This is not something that the Stone Shields
• 01:33:32 or the Order of the Lantern have ever successfully done.
• 01:33:35 you are a linguistics expert and you are built different.
• 01:33:38 And there is no reason anyone would assume that.
• 01:33:42 This is a code that’s meant
• 01:33:44 for only people who know the code.
• 01:33:47 So, yeah, it’s just that that’s the that’s the biggest gap in the like this is for us is no one taught us how to read this.

Luma

• 01:33:57 Yeah, that is a very good…
• 01:34:00 Reason to not…

Temerity

• 01:34:02 Yeah, just a…

Luma

• 01:34:02 be suspicious about it.

Dungeon Master

• 01:34:02 Um,

Temerity

• 01:34:03 I assume they’re saying that the person knows how to pick a lock.

Dungeon Master

• 01:34:03 The…
• 01:34:07 the
• 01:34:08 The thing you said almost kind of as a joke,
• 01:34:10 uh,
• 01:34:11 with that 24 intelligence check might be the most…
• 01:34:16 Um,
• 01:34:18 The most logical, this is a dead drop for somebody, that somebody isn’t you.
• 01:34:23 And given that there are no specific instructions…

Luma

• 01:34:24 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 01:34:27 This may be like a preset, like in case we ever need to send anyone down here.
• 01:34:32 We send them to this room with specific instructions.

Hazel

• 01:34:35 Yes, let’s take all their shit then.

Temerity

• 01:34:36 I say it.
• 01:34:38 Yeah.
• 01:34:39 Temerity feels a lot better about taking this shit.

Dungeon Master

• 01:34:40 -

Hazel

• 01:34:40 take all of their shit and

Luma

• 01:34:42 - You need to escape the city.
• 01:34:44 The only way you can escape it is going into the vaults.

Dungeon Master

• 01:34:46 laughing

Luma

• 01:34:46 There’s money and supplies down there, comes down.

Iva

• 01:34:47 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 01:34:48 laughter

Luma

• 01:34:49 Carol’s empty, no rations,
• 01:34:51 wrappers everywhere, gold

Dungeon Master

• 01:34:51 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:34:53 middle finger drawn on the wall.

Luma

• 01:34:53 stolen.

Temerity

• 01:34:55 laughter

Rhysaene

• 01:34:57 Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:34:59 He just got sharked.

Luma

• 01:35:01 Yeah.

Iva

• 01:35:01 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:35:01 laughter

Luma

• 01:35:02 Thank you.

Iva

• 01:35:03 I’ve a,
• 01:35:04 at this point, would also mention she had no intent of pulling anyone else in.
• 01:35:09 I’d had never mentioned that.

Hazel

• 01:35:10 We’re already pulled in because of you.

Iva

• 01:35:13 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:35:13 It’s too late, Iva.

Hazel

• 01:35:13 - Hi, Bob.

Temerity

• 01:35:15 Iva, there’s no good intentions here.

Iva

• 01:35:16 I have a good…

Temerity

• 01:35:18 You’re an addict.

Iva

• 01:35:19 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:35:20 You fucked up.

Iva

• 01:35:22 But she goes, yeah, but like, I would assume the first time they contacted me for a thing, I wouldn’t be with a group of people I knew.

Hazel

• 01:35:23 Absolutely.

Luma

• 01:35:30 being led away in handcuffs when
• 01:35:32 Iva inevitably gets captured for

Hazel

• 01:35:34 laughs

Luma

• 01:35:34 being a terrorist and…

Dungeon Master

• 01:35:36 It’s just a…

Temerity

• 01:35:36 laughs

Hazel

• 01:35:37 Iva, you messed up.

Luma

• 01:35:37 I know.

Hazel

• 01:35:39 It’s okay to admit when you’re wrong.

Iva

• 01:35:42 No, no, no, I am wrong.
• 01:35:43 That’s not, but what I’m saying is this isn’t for me.

Luma

• 01:35:44 Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:35:46 Your excuses don’t matter.
• 01:35:50 You must…
• 01:35:51 You have to understand this. This was a betrayal. This was a betrayal of our trust, Iva.

Iva

• 01:35:56 She goes, no, that’s fine.
• 01:35:57 I just want you to know, I don’t think this one was for me.

Hazel

• 01:36:01 I’m that- yes!

Temerity

• 01:36:01 Oh,

Hazel

• 01:36:02 We’ve acknowledged that.

Temerity

• 01:36:02 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:36:02 So…
• 01:36:04 We’re well past that. That’s okay.
• 01:36:06 Hey, does anybody want to go down a really spooky path,
• 01:36:08 or should we get our jobs done first?

Temerity

• 01:36:09 I think we should do the job first.

Hazel

• 01:36:10 Um, I think we should, yeah, let’s finish, let’s finish what you got to do and, uh,

Luma

• 01:36:11 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 01:36:12 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:36:16 I never thought I’d think that my regular job was actually kind of boring.

Temerity

• 01:36:20 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:36:21 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 01:36:22 This is way more interesting.

Hazel

• 01:36:22 Hey.

Luma

• 01:36:23 That’s okay.
• 01:36:24 We’ll come back to it.

Hazel

• 01:36:26 I’ve been having a good time.

Luma

• 01:36:28 Oh, yeah, that’s…
• 01:36:30 That’s really nice to hear actually, because I was really worried that you could be really bored.

Rhysaene

• 01:36:31 Thank you.
• 01:36:33 No.

Hazel

• 01:36:34 No.
• 01:36:34 Uh, well…
• 01:36:36 No, no, no, I suppose good time isn’t the correct.
• 01:36:39 term.

Luma

• 01:36:39 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:36:40 This is pretty grim.
• 01:36:42 But, no, I…
• 01:36:46 I appreciate…
• 01:36:48 I was appreciating the time we were all spending together.
• 01:36:54 uh,
• 01:36:56 But yes, let us return.

Iva

• 01:36:57 I’m a frowns.

Hazel

• 01:36:59 it.

Temerity

• 01:37:00 Hee hee hee hee.

Hazel

• 01:37:01 That, that.
• 01:37:03 Like this.

Luma

• 01:37:03 Yeah, I’m betraying his turners and it gets bad, but harshing the vibe is inexcusable.

Temerity

• 01:37:09 laughter

Hazel

• 01:37:09 I’ll see you next time.

Rhysaene

• 01:37:09 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:37:10 I don’t know.

Temerity

• 01:37:11 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Hazel

• 01:37:12 I don’t want to hear it for you after all I’ve done for you.

Luma

• 01:37:13 Super.

Temerity

• 01:37:13 - Thank you.

Hazel

• 01:37:16 I’ve done it.

Luma

• 01:37:16 - Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:37:17 laughs

Iva

• 01:37:17 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:37:18 Perfect.

Temerity

• 01:37:19 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:37:20 I have a particularly high place to stand on over you on this one.

Temerity

• 01:37:24 I don’t know.

Rhysaene

• 01:37:24 Thank you.

Iva

• 01:37:27 - -

Hazel

• 01:37:27 - Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:37:28 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:37:29 I don’t know.
• 01:37:29 Um, yeah.
• 01:37:31 We…
• 01:37:32 Leave the…
• 01:37:34 the supply closet.
• 01:37:35 head back through the secret door

Dungeon Master

• 01:37:35 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:37:35 Yeah.
• 01:37:36 laughs

Luma

• 01:37:37 Uh, Luma’s gonna close the, uh,
• 01:37:40 the, the,
• 01:37:42 cupboard. And she’s going to put a

Dungeon Master

• 01:37:43 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:37:45 Um…
• 01:37:47 Uh…
• 01:37:50 She’s going to take a piece of string.
• 01:37:52 And she’s going to tack it to the wall and to the cupboard.

Dungeon Master

• 01:37:56 Okay.
• 01:37:56 to the cupboard.

Luma

• 01:37:57 Yeah, just…
• 01:37:58 If it’s broken, she knows it’s been opened kind of a thing.

Dungeon Master

• 01:38:00 Yeah.
• 01:38:01 - Yeah, you can do that, no problem.
• 01:38:04 You return from the closet to the kitchen much as you left it.
• 01:38:08 um,
• 01:38:09 You’ve now, of the four egresses from the kitchen,
• 01:38:14 you know where two of them lead,
• 01:38:15 one being the secret tunnel that you just came back from
• 01:38:18 and the other being the way back up and out.
• 01:38:20 There are two…
• 01:38:22 Other egresses, one is a partially opened iron door that you kind of peek through.
• 01:38:27 The other is just like a hallway that leads into like a…
• 01:38:31 leads off somewhere else. It doesn’t seem to have any doors or anything attached to it.
• 01:38:36 Um,
• 01:38:38 And then of course there’s the kitchen itself.
• 01:38:41 full of kitchen things.

Luma

• 01:38:45 - We’ll finish mapping out the kitchen.
• 01:38:47 And then.
• 01:38:49 Yes. Well, we peeked in through the half open door that does that door seem to be like a, just a single room or does it go deeper?

Dungeon Master

• 01:38:56 Um…
• 01:38:57 Let me look and tell you.

Luma

• 01:38:58 Okay.
• 01:38:59 trying to decide between the hallway or the door,
• 01:39:01 which one is going to…

Dungeon Master

• 01:39:03 At the…
• 01:39:03 You could…
• 01:39:04 kind of make out a crop.
• 01:39:10 You probably couldn’t see across with your darkvision.
• 01:39:13 I think the room is bigger than your dark vision.
• 01:39:16 So you could not see, you did not see any other exits, but you know you could not see all the way across the room.

Luma

• 01:39:23 Bye.

Dungeon Master

• 01:39:24 I can’t see the measure tool because of the fog of war.

Luma

• 01:39:28 Do we have a map?

Dungeon Master

• 01:39:30 not

Luma

• 01:39:30 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 01:39:31 You don’t.

Luma

• 01:39:31 Oh.
• 01:39:32 Gotcha.

Dungeon Master

• 01:39:33 Oh, whoops.

Luma

• 01:39:34 Um…
• 01:39:36 Well, okay. What does a group want to do?
• 01:39:39 You want to head down the hallway?
• 01:39:39 You want to go in through the spooky door that apparently can use your tool?

Dungeon Master

• 01:39:42 um
• 01:39:43 Did Rhys Temerity look through the door?

Temerity

• 01:39:46 Daniel Truong: Radio will look through the door.

Rhysaene

• 01:39:46 - Yeah.
• 01:39:48 I’ll take a look.

Dungeon Master

• 01:39:48 If you…
• 01:39:49 If you peek through it, you will see that the chamber is about 80 feet across.
• 01:39:55 At the far end of the chamber is a large closed double iron door.

Iva

• 01:39:55 Amen.

Rhysaene

• 01:40:00 Huh.

Temerity

• 01:40:00 Oh.
• 01:40:01 It leads to another door.

Rhysaene

• 01:40:01 There’s a big ass door over there.

Luma

• 01:40:05 I’m 90 feet of darkvision, can’t see the 80 foot away door.

Dungeon Master

• 01:40:07 You have 90 feet of dark vision?

Luma

• 01:40:08 Goddamn.
• 01:40:11 No.

Dungeon Master

• 01:40:11 What do you mean you have?

Luma

• 01:40:12 I don’t.
• 01:40:13 We’re good.

Temerity

• 01:40:14 Bye.

Luma

• 01:40:15 I have 60 feet. My bad.

Dungeon Master

• 01:40:15 Okay.
• 01:40:16 Okay, I was like, what are you talking about?

Rhysaene

• 01:40:16 - Yeah.

Luma

• 01:40:18 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:40:18 That would be…

Dungeon Master

• 01:40:19 40 of us.

Luma

• 01:40:19 Yes.

Dungeon Master

• 01:40:20 Hazel’s dog has 90 feet of darkvision in what is the weirdest decision I think WotC’s ever made on a stat block.

Luma

• 01:40:27 That’s wild. No, I could have 90. I forgot that I did not go with the 90 mark.

Dungeon Master

• 01:40:32 Okay.

Luma

• 01:40:33 We’re good, my bad.
• 01:40:38 Um…
• 01:40:40 Okay, so…
• 01:40:43 Always?

Hazel

• 01:40:45 Let’s go for it.

Rhysaene

• 01:40:46 And that could be good, yeah.

Luma

• 01:40:47 Sure.
• 01:40:48 Don’t strike the hallway.
• 01:40:50 If it seems like the hallway goes too deep or too big, we’ll double back.

Dungeon Master

• 01:40:55 Uh.

Temerity

• 01:40:55 All right.

Luma

• 01:40:57 Or we can hit it on the way back, actually. Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:40:57 the whole-
• 01:40:59 Thank you.
• 01:41:00 What are you doing?

Luma

• 01:41:02 - All the way, all the way, sorry.

Dungeon Master

• 01:41:03 Okay.
• 01:41:04 The hallway wraps around and opens into another larger chamber, kind of like the other one.
• 01:41:08 Stone pillars, open room.
• 01:41:11 There are other passages leading off of this chamber. This chamber is not quite as big. It’s a little more intimate. The ceiling is probably 15 feet high.
• 01:41:20 Um,
• 01:41:21 The stone pillars here specifically are carved to resemble hammers sitting atop anvils.
• 01:41:29 So like the head of the hammer sitting on an anvil and then the shaft of the hammer going all the way up to the ceiling.
• 01:41:36 Um,
• 01:41:40 There’s a.
• 01:41:41 Not a lot of stuff in here.
• 01:41:44 There’s like stone benches kind of around the room. Everything’s covered in dust. At the center of the room is a very large anvil, much bigger than like an average smith’s anvil. And oddly, it is not made out of iron or any metal. It seems to be carved from the same kind of stone that most of these places are carved from.
• 01:42:11 And it sits in the center of the room.

Luma

• 01:42:12 All right, Arash has a war here. Let’s go.

Dungeon Master

• 01:42:14 Huh?

Luma

• 01:42:15 We can change our Ashes for here. Let’s go.

Temerity

• 01:42:18 Hehehe.

Dungeon Master

• 01:42:18 True.

Hazel

• 01:42:18 Yes, yes, yes.

Luma

• 01:42:18 Sorry.

Hazel

• 01:42:20 -

Luma

• 01:42:20 Yeah, I’m going to head into the giant anvil hole.

Dungeon Master

• 01:42:24 You head into the giant anvil hall.
• 01:42:26 The decor is hammers and anvils everywhere.
• 01:42:30 On the back wall, you see that depiction again that you saw before, an anvil…
• 01:42:36 with the flame coming off it, like the the the Vaultsmith logo, but not quite.
• 01:42:43 that you noted from the other vaults.

Luma

• 01:42:46 Uh-huh.

Dungeon Master

• 01:42:47 um,
• 01:42:48 And then in the middle of the room is the big anvil itself.
• 01:42:50 It sits on a little bit of a raised platform.

Luma

• 01:42:57 Yeah.
• 01:42:58 On her way towards the big anvil, she’ll look around to see if there’s any, like…
• 01:43:02 markings on the pillar.
• 01:43:04 Like the hammer pillars or?
• 01:43:07 Anything?

Dungeon Master

• 01:43:07 Um,
• 01:43:13 You don’t find any markings on the…
• 01:43:17 the pillars.

Luma

• 01:43:18 Okay.
• 01:43:19 Put your heads up to the anvil.
• 01:43:23 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 01:43:23 I’m sorry I’m trying to.
• 01:43:25 grab something real quick.

Temerity

• 01:43:27 Yoink.

Dungeon Master

• 01:43:28 Uh.
• 01:43:29 Nope, that’s not what I want.
• 01:43:32 I want
• 01:43:33 to open you.
• 01:43:34 in my file explorer.
• 01:43:37 Okay.
• 01:43:37 Um,
• 01:43:40 Get up the anvil. The anvil
• 01:43:42 In the middle of the anvil on its surface, it is carved into like a big…
• 01:43:47 Bold.
• 01:43:47 like a rounded depression sits down into the anvil.
• 01:43:52 Inside this depression is like a pile of stuff
• 01:43:56 It seems to be a mixture of…
• 01:44:00 a bunch of smooth rocks all around roughly the size of like your palm around that size.
• 01:44:07 They’re like smooth like river rocks, like really big skipping rocks.
• 01:44:12 Um,
• 01:44:14 and a bunch of coins.
• 01:44:18 uh,
• 01:44:20 just filling this
• 01:44:23 basin.
• 01:44:25 This bowl.
• 01:44:27 carved into the anvil shape.

Luma

• 01:44:30 When limo approaches…
• 01:44:31 She’s going to expend a use of her…
• 01:44:34 wand of secrets.
• 01:44:37 - Thank you.
• 01:44:38 namely the tr-

Dungeon Master

• 01:44:38 From the way.

Luma

• 01:44:39 the trap.

Dungeon Master

• 01:44:41 Yeah, from where you are, you do not detect any traps or secret doors within 60 feet.

Luma

• 01:44:47 Okay.
• 01:44:50 There’s a lot of cool rocks in there.

Rhysaene

• 01:44:54 Mood.

Luma

• 01:44:55 And money.

Dungeon Master

• 01:44:55 Rocks and coins, yes.

Luma

• 01:44:58 Rock and coin.

Dungeon Master

• 01:44:58 Are you?

Temerity

• 01:44:59 Rocket Koi.

Dungeon Master

• 01:45:01 Rock and coin.

Rhysaene

• 01:45:07 We want to get inside.

Dungeon Master

• 01:45:12 I mean, you can just walk up to it.

Luma

• 01:45:13 I can always.
• 01:45:15 How deep is the bowl?

Dungeon Master

• 01:45:16 It’s a…
• 01:45:18 Like a foot into the thing deep at most.
• 01:45:20 It’s like a bowl.
• 01:45:21 It’s just a depression in the anvil.

Luma

• 01:45:22 Huh.
• 01:45:26 I’m going to walk up and pick up a stone.

Dungeon Master

• 01:45:28 You pick up a stone, about palm-sized, smooth stone, almost like a river rock, and carved on it are dwarvish runes.

Luma

• 01:45:34 Thank you.
• 01:45:39 All of them.
• 01:45:40 What do they say?

Dungeon Master

• 01:45:41 But roll a D8.

Luma

• 01:45:44 Oh, fuck.
• 01:45:46 Where is that dice in my pile of dice?
• 01:45:49 A d8 looks like a…
• 01:45:53 payment.
• 01:45:56 before.

Dungeon Master

• 01:45:58 A four.
• 01:46:00 It says, you pick up the stone and you read it,

Iva

• 01:46:00 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:46:02 and it’s just dwarves, and it says…
• 01:46:05 Rekindle our great forge so that when the ashes settle we can rise again.

Luma

• 01:46:13 that I’ve loved.

Rhysaene

• 01:46:13 Mm.

Dungeon Master

• 01:46:14 Huh?
• 01:46:15 Oh, okay. You say it out loud.

Luma

• 01:46:16 I’ll say that out loud.
• 01:46:17 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:46:19 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 01:46:20 They’ll start poking around and picking up more rocks.

Dungeon Master

• 01:46:23 um,
• 01:46:24 The rocks are mixed in with the coins and now that you’re going through it, there’s copper, silver, gold.

Luma

• 01:46:33 be.

Dungeon Master

• 01:46:34 and a couple weird ones.
• 01:46:35 And as you’re going through them,
• 01:46:37 you quickly recognize these are not the dragons
• 01:46:39 and crowns of Argentum.
• 01:46:40 The copper coins are about the size of an anvil,
• 01:46:44 of a copper piece,
• 01:46:45 but they’re stamped with a sort of,
• 01:46:49 double crescent moon.
• 01:46:52 Um,
• 01:46:53 The silver is the same, just a regular round coin the size of a silver piece stamped with the same double crescent moon.
• 01:47:00 Um,
• 01:47:01 There are…
• 01:47:03 Not regular gold pieces, but there are gold coins. The gold coins are larger and they are
• 01:47:10 Not round, they are just crescent moons.

Luma

• 01:47:14 Hazel recognized the coins.

Hazel

• 01:47:14 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:47:17 Um…

Hazel

• 01:47:17 Mmm.

Dungeon Master

• 01:47:19 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 01:47:19 from the dwarf.
• 01:47:21 who showed off his coin collection? Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 01:47:21 No.
• 01:47:24 Actually, I’ll get to that in a second.
• 01:47:25 Let me finish the…
• 01:47:27 I’ll I’ll I’ll think about that.
• 01:47:30 um,
• 01:47:33 the, uh,
• 01:47:35 Gold pieces are crescent-shaped pieces.
• 01:47:37 um,
• 01:47:39 There’s also a couple,
• 01:47:41 coins in the same shape as the gold,
• 01:47:43 that appear to be almost like a white gold, kind of like slightly yellow silver.
• 01:47:51 Um,
• 01:47:52 And there’s…

Luma

• 01:47:52 Electrum.

Dungeon Master

• 01:47:54 One…
• 01:47:55 There’s one final,
• 01:47:58 coin that is one of the white gold crescents that seems to have been
• 01:48:04 fused to make a fully round coin with
• 01:48:08 regular silver
• 01:48:10 Um,
• 01:48:12 In total,
• 01:48:13 There are 20 copper, 10 silver, 20 gold,
• 01:48:17 Five of these white gold crescent coins and one of the unusual kind of…
• 01:48:24 Um,
• 01:48:25 merged ones and I will put what the coins look like in
• 01:48:29 game notes.

Rhysaene

• 01:48:31 Ew.

Temerity

• 01:48:31 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:48:33 I think this might be some kind of like
• 01:48:35 wishing well

Dungeon Master

• 01:48:37 You will have to

Hazel

• 01:48:38 clap

Dungeon Master

• 01:48:39 Pardon the bad Photoshopping.

Luma

• 01:48:43 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 01:48:45 Hup, hup.
• 01:48:46 Any crime that you’re photoshopping may have done in the past has been forgiven.
• 01:48:50 or now pardoned.

Temerity

• 01:48:50 - Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:48:52 Yes.

Luma

• 01:48:53 Get pardoned.

Dungeon Master

• 01:48:53 um,
• 01:48:54 But uh,
• 01:48:58 Hold on.

Luma

• 01:48:59 -

Temerity

• 01:49:00 I…

Hazel

• 01:49:04 Thank you.

Luma

• 01:49:05 The coins are cool to Luma, but she’s definitely more interested in the dwarvish prayer rocks.

Dungeon Master

• 01:49:09 Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:49:10 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:49:11 There are a few more of those.
• 01:49:15 um,
• 01:49:20 um,
• 01:49:22 you’re going through those.

Luma

• 01:49:25 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:49:26 the prayer rocks.
• 01:49:27 Give me another d8 roll, re-rolling if you get a
• 01:49:32 4 or an 8.

Luma

• 01:49:34 Mm-hmm.
• 01:49:35 Mm-hmm.
• 01:49:36 Oh wait, no, that was the wrong dose.
• 01:49:37 uh,

Dungeon Master

• 01:49:41 Achoo!
• 01:49:43 Uh,
• 01:49:44 For every stone that falls above, let us forge ten more in the deep.

Luma

• 01:49:54 Definitely getting a prayer vibe from these things.

Dungeon Master

• 01:49:57 - Yeah.

Temerity

• 01:49:58 Yes.

Luma

• 01:49:58 She’s poking around for other unique ones.

Dungeon Master

• 01:49:59 No.
• 01:50:01 You can give me a religion check.

Rhysaene

• 01:50:02 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 01:50:06 rule.
• 01:50:08 I’m looking for stones and I got a religion.
• 01:50:10 Oh no.
• 01:50:12 Uh, that’s a high roll.
• 01:50:14 Why am I getting good rolls today?
• 01:50:17 uh the the the age wait religion uh 21.

Dungeon Master

• 01:50:22 21.
• 01:50:23 The room is very

Luma

• 01:50:24 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 01:50:26 ornate, somber,
• 01:50:28 There’s not a lot in it except the hammer and anvil decor and this big stone anvil.
• 01:50:34 A stone anvil does not have a practical forging purpose.
• 01:50:38 The bowl-like depression is a part of the anvil by design.
• 01:50:45 Um,
• 01:50:46 It is a very reasonable conclusion that this is some sort of shrine.
• 01:50:50 The coins are some sort of offering and the rocks are indeed prayers.

Luma

• 01:50:59 Mm-hmm.
• 01:51:01 Lom’s gonna put back all of the rocks that she picked up.

Dungeon Master

• 01:51:05 Yeah.

Luma

• 01:51:05 Once she’s found all of the…
• 01:51:08 the one…

Dungeon Master

• 01:51:08 Yeah.
• 01:51:09 If you spend time to go through it, you’ll get all the uniques, if you want me to just…

Luma

• 01:51:14 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:51:15 um,
• 01:51:16 The others, there’s a bunch of general ones in there too, but the others that stand out are,
• 01:51:21 May my work be straight, my strike be true, and my family’s hearth never go cold.
• 01:51:28 Uh,
• 01:51:30 My story.
• 01:51:31 May stone turn back many arrows…
• 01:51:35 May axe cut down many orcs.
• 01:51:41 um,
• 01:51:43 The next one is Everfire Warm the Hearth, Soul Forger Guide the Hand.

Luma

• 01:51:53 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 01:51:53 The next one is Steel for the Gates, Gold for the Hall, Stone for the Soul.
• 01:52:00 And the last one is let gold flow through the Fardrimm once more.

Luma

• 01:52:07 - Thank you.
• 01:52:07 Perry Kivolowitz: room.

Dungeon Master

• 01:52:08 I’ll put it in game chat.
• 01:52:12 our dream.
• 01:52:13 It is a Dwarven proper noun of some kind. It is a word that doesn’t translate.

Luma

• 01:52:22 Never known.

Dungeon Master

• 01:52:23 Huh?

Luma

• 01:52:24 So a proper noun?

Dungeon Master

• 01:52:25 Yes, it is a proper noun.

Luma

• 01:52:27 Oh.

Hazel

• 01:52:27 Perhaps the name of the city before Argent.

Luma

• 01:52:31 I don’t know.

Hazel

• 01:52:34 or
• 01:52:35 The Everforged though I think that they called it just the Everfort, I remember.
• 01:52:39 - Blue.

Dungeon Master

• 01:52:40 The Everfire.

Hazel

• 01:52:41 That’s what it was.

Dungeon Master

• 01:52:43 Is the fall calendar.

Hazel

• 01:52:44 All right.

Dungeon Master

• 01:52:46 I’ll put the prayers in game notes so you just have the

Hazel

• 01:52:51 That’s my guess. My guess is that Fardrimm is
• 01:52:54 uh, is, is the name of the, of the, of this, of this like mine and town kind of thing.

Luma

• 01:52:55 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 01:53:01 Let gold flow through Fardrimm sounds like something that you would say, like Dwarf would say for like their
• 01:53:06 their mining home.

Temerity

• 01:53:08 Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 01:53:09 Um,
• 01:53:12 And yeah, so the,

Luma

• 01:53:12 Wow.

Dungeon Master

• 01:53:14 The basin is filled with prayer rocks and then, of course, a bunch of coins.

Luma

• 01:53:21 Oh…
• 01:53:24 But it’d be…
• 01:53:25 Reasonable to assume that Luma’s got some fucking rocks in her bag of holding.

Dungeon Master

• 01:53:31 Um…
• 01:53:32 Would Luma collect rocks in her bag of holding?

Luma

• 01:53:35 I would assume so. Or at least some raw materials that you can fashion into a rock.

Dungeon Master

• 01:53:41 Um,
• 01:53:43 I don’t know that you could turn things that aren’t stone into stone, but you probably have some stones in your bag if you carry something like that.

Hazel

• 01:53:52 some loose rocks around too from like

Dungeon Master

• 01:53:54 Oh, yeah, there’s plenty of loose rocks around here, too.

Hazel

• 01:53:54 just like decay of.

Luma

• 01:53:58 Okay, yeah, I should go look for a good…
• 01:54:00 good to loose rock that she can
• 01:54:03 chisel down into like a
• 01:54:04 assemblons of one of those stones and then she will write her own little prayer in Thorvish and toss it in.

Dungeon Master

• 01:54:09 Yeah.
• 01:54:10 Um,
• 01:54:11 What do you write? Or if you want it to be secret, you can put it in your secrets channel.

Luma

• 01:54:16 Nah, she will write by…
• 01:54:21 Uh,
• 01:54:22 A stone and quill.
• 01:54:24 I had my path.

Dungeon Master

• 01:54:25 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 01:54:26 Absolutely.

Dungeon Master

• 01:54:28 um

Luma

• 01:54:30 or may my path be true, actually, is probably more in line.

Dungeon Master

• 01:54:31 May my path be true.
• 01:54:34 Give me…
• 01:54:39 Are you proficient in religion?

Luma

• 01:54:41 No.

Dungeon Master

• 01:54:43 then just give me a wisdom check.

Luma

• 01:54:43 uh,
• 01:54:45 Oh, fuck. I’m bad at those.
• 01:54:47 Uh…
• 01:54:48 Was not very wise.
• 01:54:51 That is a 12.

Dungeon Master

• 01:54:54 Mm-hmm.
• 01:54:55 He placed the stone in the basin.
• 01:54:58 um,
• 01:54:59 Nothing.
• 01:54:59 Really happens. Nothing, nothing prickles.
• 01:55:03 at your senses in any way, no sight, sound, smells, no physical sensation of any kind, no voice or anything.
• 01:55:13 the only thing that comes of you placing this
• 01:55:18 little prayer in this little bowl of prayers is, um,
• 01:55:21 The clink of stone on metal coin and other stones as as the.
• 01:55:26 the rock falls into its place and then falls silent.

Luma

• 01:55:31 also toss one gold coin in.
• 01:55:33 And then with a little nod.
• 01:55:35 Look at the others.
• 01:55:36 It’s going to be like, I don’t know, 10 minutes to map this room out and then we can move on.

Temerity

• 01:55:41 - Any nods?

Hazel

• 01:55:41 - Hazel nods.

Dungeon Master

• 01:55:43 um,

Rhysaene

• 01:55:44 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:55:48 To be clear, you guys aren’t stealing the religious offerings.
• 01:55:51 You aren’t taking these coins.

Hazel

• 01:55:53 No.

Temerity

• 01:55:54 No.

Hazel

• 01:55:56 And.

Luma

• 01:55:59 -

Hazel

• 01:56:00 And the, um,
• 01:56:02 In the sisterhood, we have a similar way of
• 01:56:05 of
• 01:56:08 I suppose it would be prayer.
• 01:56:12 uh,
• 01:56:14 that we,
• 01:56:17 but we don’t use
• 01:56:19 Mm-hmm.
• 01:56:21 I’m trying to think of the word regular stones.

Luma

• 01:56:26 - How do you have special stuns?

Hazel

• 01:56:26 uh,
• 01:56:30 It’s special to me.

Luma

• 01:56:32 Oh, okay.

Hazel

• 01:56:32 uh,
• 01:56:33 We use a
• 01:56:34 He’s Moonstoned.
• 01:56:36 uh,
• 01:56:39 in our prayer.
• 01:56:43 and
• 01:56:47 If I had one on me, I would…
• 01:56:50 Good.
• 01:56:50 that would certainly offer
• 01:56:53 And thank you.
• 01:56:55 You know?

Luma

• 01:56:58 That’s okay.
• 01:56:59 I can make it a rock if you want.

Hazel

• 01:57:01 laughs
• 01:57:04 I would like that, yes.

Luma

• 01:57:06 Okay, one second.

Dungeon Master

• 01:57:06 Hey, you…
• 01:57:07 - Yeah.
• 01:57:09 Hazel.

Hazel

• 01:57:11 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 01:57:12 give me
• 01:57:14 an intelligence check.

Hazel

• 01:57:18 Right.
• 01:57:23 Oh, a 19 plus 1, 20.

Luma

• 01:57:26 Let’s go.

Dungeon Master

• 01:57:26 for them.
• 01:57:28 looking at these offerings, talking about the prayers and the similarities and thinking about
• 01:57:34 um,
• 01:57:35 the offering of coin
• 01:57:37 um,
• 01:57:39 to something, to some deity or force.
• 01:57:43 It’s not really clear other than like all the forge iconography.
• 01:57:48 The glint on one of the silver pieces catches your eye.
• 01:57:51 And you don’t know why it didn’t stick out to you before, because it is…

Iva

• 01:57:52 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 01:57:56 It is something that would stick out to you.
• 01:57:58 Maybe it was…
• 01:58:00 the sensory overstimulation from basically your first day out and about in Argentum.
• 01:58:09 You have seen one of these silver pieces before.
• 01:58:12 Days ago, a drunken dwarf showed you
• 01:58:17 Uh,
• 01:58:18 one of these double crescent stepped silver and asked you the question,
• 01:58:22 Do you believe this coin is over 2000 years old?
• 01:58:26 And when you said sure,
• 01:58:30 Um,
• 01:58:31 He called you a stupid elf and said, what do you know?

Hazel

• 01:58:35 - Yeah.
• 01:58:37 I…

Temerity

• 01:58:39 -

Hazel

• 01:58:40 Um,
• 01:58:42 Huh, like that all hits her.
• 01:58:44 Um,
• 01:58:46 Um,
• 01:58:50 How do I say this?
• 01:58:51 I believe we should…
• 01:58:54 We should…
• 01:58:56 talk to
• 01:58:58 uh, that dwarf we saw in, in, in the vault tunnels at some point.
• 01:59:03 I believe he knows something about
• 01:59:07 the history of Argentum, he showed me one of these coins and she points the one out. She doesn’t take it out though because she’s not
• 01:59:16 Ah.
• 01:59:18 Shit.
• 01:59:19 It would be a great…

Dungeon Master

• 01:59:20 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:59:22 It would be good to take it out and show it to him.

Temerity

• 01:59:26 Yeah.

Hazel

• 01:59:26 But…

Luma

• 01:59:28 Well, maybe he grave robbed this place and took the coins.

Hazel

• 01:59:28 uh,
• 01:59:31 Hmm. Well,
• 01:59:33 It’s the,
• 01:59:35 It’s the question that he asked me that makes me think that it might be something else.
• 01:59:40 because he asked, he, he, he, he,
• 01:59:44 And then…
• 01:59:46 He asked me specifically,
• 01:59:49 do, I think that
• 01:59:51 Did I think those coins were over 2000 years old?
• 01:59:55 And
• 01:59:56 I don’t know.
• 01:59:57 That’s.
• 01:59:58 That says to me that
• 02:00:02 the,
• 02:00:02 you know, the
• 02:00:05 the bread from earlier and
• 02:00:09 everything else.
• 02:00:11 It could be that he…
• 02:00:13 has some idea of
• 02:00:17 you know,

Luma

• 02:00:18 Oh, I see what the line of thinking you’re going.

Hazel

• 02:00:19 how long this place.
• 02:00:21 Yeah, of how all the
• 02:00:23 Argentum’s.

Luma

• 02:00:26 Oh.
• 02:00:27 I could make a copy.
• 02:00:29 He doesn’t have to know that it’s not a real coin.

Hazel

• 02:00:35 Maybe better as well, because I also imagine he’s not going to react very well if we, you know, go in like, yeah, you know, we robbed that place.

Luma

• 02:00:43 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:00:43 uh,
• 02:00:44 So yeah.

Luma

• 02:00:46 Luma will…
• 02:00:49 like lean over into the bowl and study one of the coins like really closely, but not actually touch it.

Dungeon Master

• 02:00:55 Uh-huh.

Luma

• 02:00:56 And then she’ll quickly flip it over and she’ll study the other side.

Dungeon Master

• 02:00:56 Yeah.

Luma

• 02:01:01 uh,
• 02:01:02 to get a real good like
• 02:01:04 understanding of how the coin looks so that she can make a duplicate later.

Dungeon Master

• 02:01:07 Yeah.
• 02:01:08 Easy enough to do.

Luma

• 02:01:11 Okay.
• 02:01:11 I can make a copy that could fool anybody.
• 02:01:14 And if it doesn’t fool them, then we have even more questions.

Temerity

• 02:01:18 - Ho, ho, ho.

Luma

• 02:01:19 Because it’s going to be like

Hazel

• 02:01:20 is loved.

Luma

• 02:01:20 an actual duplicate, like a one for one.

Hazel

• 02:01:24 Well,
• 02:01:25 Thank you.
• 02:01:27 I try not to hunt people with my…

Luma

• 02:01:27 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:01:33 with my abilities, but I
• 02:01:38 I’d be
• 02:01:39 feel like I will be able to
• 02:01:41 If I need to, I will be able to locate him.

Luma

• 02:01:46 - Oh.

Hazel

• 02:01:46 - Thank you.
• 02:01:50 Magic.
• 02:01:51 She does like jazz hands.

Luma

• 02:01:53 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:01:53 And…

Temerity

• 02:01:53 He he he!
• 02:01:54 Uh, no.

Luma

• 02:01:55 Hey, that’s really ominous, and I’m all for it.

Hazel

• 02:01:55 Mm-hmm.
• 02:01:57 I’ve seen the…
• 02:01:59 I mean, I’ve seen those, I’ve seen these coins now.
• 02:02:03 If I can’t locate a person, I could certainly locate object and then look for these very rare coins that like this guy.

Dungeon Master

• 02:02:09 laughter

Hazel

• 02:02:10 creeps on him, apparently.

Luma

• 02:02:11 True.

Rhysaene

• 02:02:12 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 02:02:14 Or we find his house.

Hazel

• 02:02:16 Yeah, and breaking and…
• 02:02:19 go, what do you know about Fardrimm?

Luma

• 02:02:21 What do you know?

Temerity

• 02:02:21 laughs

Hazel

• 02:02:22 What is the Psy-Naut not telling us?

Rhysaene

• 02:02:23 All right.

Temerity

• 02:02:25 laughs

Rhysaene

• 02:02:25 - Thank you.
• 02:02:31 That’s crazy.

Hazel

• 02:02:32 What is the la-lay-loo-lay-lo?

Temerity

• 02:02:35 Yeah.

Luma

• 02:02:35 What?

Hazel

• 02:02:36 That is not weird. Sorry.

Temerity

• 02:02:38 It’s a lot like this.

Luma

• 02:02:41 Fardrimm.

Hazel

• 02:02:42 Yeah, probably.

Dungeon Master

• 02:02:44 Hard driving.

Luma

• 02:02:44 That name does not…
• 02:02:46 Ring any bells?
• 02:02:48 to anybody.

Temerity

• 02:02:49 Nope.

Dungeon Master

• 02:02:50 No, it would not ring any bells to any of you.

Hazel

• 02:02:53 It’s, yeah.
• 02:02:55 Not.
• 02:02:55 Not in character at least, out of character in my brain screaming dwarf. Dwarf, dwarf city.

Luma

• 02:02:59 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:03:00 Oh, no! It is distinctively a dwarven proper noun. Luma does know that this is a dwarven word, and it is not one that translates into common.

Luma

• 02:03:01 I hope.
• 02:03:10 Yeah, as a name.
• 02:03:12 uh,
• 02:03:14 shit
• 02:03:15 I hope Kat’s prepared for a little bit asking every single person that she comes across,
• 02:03:18 do you know what Fardrimm means?

Temerity

• 02:03:21 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:03:21 I hope…

Hazel

• 02:03:21 gonna ask the wrong person.

Dungeon Master

• 02:03:22 Luma’s prepared to get black bagged.

Hazel

• 02:03:24 Yeah.

Temerity

• 02:03:24 laughs

Luma

• 02:03:25 Yeah!
• 02:03:28 The Synod CIA are coming after Luma.

Temerity

• 02:03:30 then quizters show up at your door.

Hazel

• 02:03:31 Perfect.

Rhysaene

• 02:03:32 Thank you.

Luma

• 02:03:35 Oh, Luma wouldn’t get black bag.
• 02:03:37 She’s uncomplicated.
• 02:03:38 She has nothing going on.

Temerity

• 02:03:40 Hehehe.

Luma

• 02:03:40 It’s totally.
• 02:03:41 Totally chill, just vibing. It’s fine. Not involved in anything anywhere.

Hazel

• 02:03:42 - Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:03:45 Thank you.
• 02:03:46 I don’t know.
• 02:03:48 I don’t know, you’re in it deep it seems like.

Luma

• 02:03:50 No, it’s totally fine. I’m an outside observer to the dwarven ruins.

Hazel

• 02:03:56 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 02:03:57 - Thank you.

Hazel

• 02:03:57 I was hired to do a job.

Luma

• 02:03:59 I was hired to do a job. I’m going to get fired for the job, but that’s okay.
• 02:04:03 I’ll get a different job.

Hazel

• 02:04:05 No, but Luma likes her job.

Rhysaene

• 02:04:08 Please.

Temerity

• 02:04:08 Thank you.

Luma

• 02:04:08 True, no, Luma will be devastated.
• 02:04:11 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:04:11 Paul King: off.

Luma

• 02:04:12 She’s going to be very upset if she gets fired over this.
• 02:04:15 Oh.

Iva

• 02:04:16 I know somewhere where Luma could work.

Dungeon Master

• 02:04:19 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:04:19 No.

Hazel

• 02:04:20 Killing you tomorrow.

Dungeon Master

• 02:04:21 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:04:23 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:04:23 You…

Iva

• 02:04:23 Thank you.

Luma

• 02:04:24 Yeah.

Iva

• 02:04:24 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:04:26 The prayers.
• 02:04:27 The stone altar in the shape of an anvil, the offerings, the…
• 02:04:32 this solemnness of the room,
• 02:04:35 You
• 02:04:36 At the very least, Luma with that high check.
• 02:04:39 But anyone else reasonably can conclude you stand in a shrine of some sort.
• 02:04:47 um,
• 02:04:48 And it doesn’t seem like there’s anything else in here now that you’ve explored and read the prayers and left one of your own, had your conversation about the coins and who else may know of these strange…
• 02:05:01 Um,
• 02:05:03 moon marked coins.

Luma

• 02:05:06 Yeah, let my hands over a rock to
• 02:05:08 to Hazel.

Hazel

• 02:05:11 Mm-hmm.
• 02:05:13 Thank you.
• 02:05:16 Hazel will…
• 02:05:18 we’ll jot down
• 02:05:21 A small.
• 02:05:24 uh,
• 02:05:28 a small like
• 02:05:29 a small prayer.
• 02:05:30 and she’d toss it in.

Dungeon Master

• 02:05:32 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 02:05:34 Um,

Hazel

• 02:05:35 Uh,

Dungeon Master

• 02:05:38 um,

Rhysaene

• 02:05:39 Sorry.

Dungeon Master

• 02:05:39 Same deal. What does it say? Or if you want, you can put it in your secrets channel.

Hazel

• 02:05:45 um,
• 02:05:48 I think it would say something to the tune of like,
• 02:05:52 I can’t, I don’t, I don’t know like exactly the verbiage just cause like

Dungeon Master

• 02:05:56 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hazel

• 02:05:57 But I imagine it would, it would, uh,
• 02:06:04 uh,
• 02:06:09 It would say something along the…
• 02:06:11 uh,
• 02:06:15 to the tune of like, may the, may the,
• 02:06:19 May the mother watch over those who walk these halls.
• 02:06:24 Or like made the mother watch over the souls of those who walk these halls, something like that.
• 02:06:29 a small…
• 02:06:30 A small prayer for the for the dead.

Dungeon Master

• 02:06:33 Yeah.
• 02:06:34 you, uh,
• 02:06:35 You inscribe something to the effect of “May the Mother watch over the souls of those who walk these halls.”
• 02:06:42 and place it into the basin.
• 02:06:51 um,

Rhysaene

• 02:06:51 - On.
• 02:06:52 I’ll offer one of my little children paintings.

Hazel

• 02:06:56 unique.

Dungeon Master

• 02:06:57 Yeah, you put that in there. But Hazel, I’m going to need you to make a wisdom saving throw.

Hazel

• 02:07:02 Oh, shit.

Rhysaene

• 02:07:02 and

Hazel

• 02:07:05 And
• 02:07:10 23.

Rhysaene

• 02:07:12 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 02:07:13 um,
• 02:07:18 Hazel, you place this prayer…
• 02:07:21 In this altar.
• 02:07:25 And there’s a second where
• 02:07:28 The rock falls on coins and metal.
• 02:07:31 Just like the one Luma had left behind.
• 02:07:34 but you don’t hear it.
• 02:07:36 um,
• 02:07:38 You don’t hear anything. The room goes completely silent.
• 02:07:42 um,
• 02:07:47 And it’s almost like
• 02:07:49 The room goes completely dark.
• 02:07:53 uh,
• 02:07:54 for like, it is almost like a single frame of thought.
• 02:07:58 of being somewhere else
• 02:08:01 you stand in a completely empty
• 02:08:04 Black void.
• 02:08:06 Um,
• 02:08:08 you hear one thing
• 02:08:10 that sounds like a drip of water.
• 02:08:13 um,
• 02:08:14 The air smells acrid and
• 02:08:17 hostile, almost like
• 02:08:19 Uh,
• 02:08:20 like vinegar, almost a vinegar-like smell filling your nostrils and lungs.
• 02:08:26 Um,
• 02:08:27 and you glance up
• 02:08:30 um,
• 02:08:32 to see a massive white
• 02:08:37 I
• 02:08:38 with red
• 02:08:40 deep crimson, not crimson, deep magenta, sorry, I’m figuring out colors, deep maroon iris,
• 02:08:49 Um,
• 02:08:50 massive, filling the black void of the sky,
• 02:08:53 open in nothing, staring down at you.
• 02:08:57 for a single frame of consciousness, and then you’re standing back in the room. The smell’s gone.

Hazel

• 02:09:03 and shame.

Dungeon Master

• 02:09:04 the Igon.

Hazel

• 02:09:06 Hazel would like.
• 02:09:09 uh,
• 02:09:11 kind of…
• 02:09:12 Debt back.
• 02:09:14 and
• 02:09:16 Let me see it.
• 02:09:19 A six dexterity save? Yeah, she falls back on her ass.

Temerity

• 02:09:23 Hehehehehe.

Hazel

• 02:09:25 And
• 02:09:28 She just like,

Dungeon Master

• 02:09:28 Okay.

Hazel

• 02:09:30 Uh, okay.
• 02:09:33 I did…
• 02:09:35 And her like hands are like shaking a little.
• 02:09:39 and her voice kind of like
• 02:09:41 waivers or like
• 02:09:42 quivers a little and she’s just like,
• 02:09:45 Uh,
• 02:09:47 Yeah.

Temerity

• 02:09:47 - Yeah.
• 02:09:48 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:09:49 -

Temerity

• 02:09:50 Temerity Dillike offers a hand to Hazel to help her back up on her feet.

Rhysaene

• 02:09:53 Yeah, well, yeah, you’re okay.

Hazel

• 02:09:59 Yeah.
• 02:10:02 fine.
• 02:10:03 pink.
• 02:10:05 they’re,
• 02:10:06 There’s
• 02:10:10 There’s something deeply…
• 02:10:17 Ah, sorry.
• 02:10:21 there’s something deeply
• 02:10:25 wrong about this place.

Temerity

• 02:10:31 like

Luma

• 02:10:33 Aww.

Temerity

• 02:10:34 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:10:35 I, I, I…

Temerity

• 02:10:35 like furs or brow.

Hazel

• 02:10:37 Look.
• 02:10:38 Yeah.
• 02:10:40 Bye.
• 02:10:41 when I, when I, when I,
• 02:10:44 when I,
• 02:10:46 gave my offering, I was given a
• 02:10:50 a vision
• 02:10:52 Perhaps it’s not the right term.
• 02:10:56 Hey, hey, hey.
• 02:10:58 it.
• 02:10:59 And she’ll go into detail about what she
• 02:11:02 but what she saw,
• 02:11:04 I was.
• 02:11:06 I was in a room.
• 02:11:08 Let’s
• 02:11:10 It’s dark. I
• 02:11:12 There’s a foul…
• 02:11:14 smell on there and
• 02:11:18 I,
• 02:11:21 I,
• 02:11:23 I look up and I saw it.
• 02:11:27 Good.
• 02:11:27 just…
• 02:11:29 And I love it.
• 02:11:30 largest thing I’ve
• 02:11:34 But…
• 02:11:35 This is large and then terrifying it.
• 02:11:38 Leck.
• 02:11:40 Look at…

Temerity

• 02:11:41 Exactly.
• 02:11:41 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:11:42 She doesn’t say bland.
• 02:11:45 it.
• 02:11:47 Yeah, she’ll she’ll like get the help up and she’ll dust herself off.
• 02:11:51 Um,
• 02:11:52 Like, regardless of it.
• 02:11:55 I don’t
• 02:11:57 I don’t know.
• 02:11:58 Yeah.
• 02:11:59 I’m sorry.

Luma

• 02:12:03 you right on your rocks.

Temerity

• 02:12:03 That’s.
• 02:12:04 laughs

Hazel

• 02:12:05 Huh.
• 02:12:08 just the
• 02:12:11 just to hope that
• 02:12:14 the,
• 02:12:14 people in
• 02:12:17 that the,
• 02:12:18 people who lived here
• 02:12:20 would find protection in the afterlife.

Temerity

• 02:12:25 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:12:25 simple
• 02:12:27 C’est pour…
• 02:12:28 It’s a simple prayer spoken by
• 02:12:31 by the sisterhood
• 02:12:33 I don’t know.

Luma

• 02:12:37 Maybe it’s because you didn’t write it in Dwarvish.

Temerity

• 02:12:45 This is it.

Hazel

• 02:12:47 there would be a rude
• 02:12:49 defense mechanism. I’m not good.

Temerity

• 02:12:50 Ha ha ha ha ha

Luma

• 02:12:50 -

Temerity

• 02:12:52 Aha!

Dungeon Master

• 02:12:52 -

Rhysaene

• 02:12:53 -

Dungeon Master

• 02:12:55 Um,

Hazel

• 02:12:55 The theocratic establishment of this dwarvish thing is like, oh yeah, you don’t believe in the same things we do? Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare!

Temerity

• 02:13:07 I mean, that would be something that they would do.

Iva

• 02:13:08 -

Luma

• 02:13:11 Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.

Hazel

• 02:13:11 laughs

Temerity

• 02:13:12 Nightmare.

Luma

• 02:13:16 Luma looks up at the ceiling like, oh no, no eye up there.
• 02:13:20 Huh.
• 02:13:20 You guys get all the cool things.

Hazel

• 02:13:23 It’s…

Temerity

• 02:13:25 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:13:25 I don’t think that’s cool, Luma.

Luma

• 02:13:28 Why not?

Hazel

• 02:13:29 I suppose so.

Luma

• 02:13:32 Oh.

Rhysaene

• 02:13:32 Oh,

Temerity

• 02:13:32 Tim.

Luma

• 02:13:33 You should try waving at it next time.
• 02:13:35 Maybe it’s nice.

Rhysaene

• 02:13:36 Um,

Hazel

• 02:13:39 Perhaps.

Temerity

• 02:13:43 and it kind of just like puts a

Luma

• 02:13:43 Would you pass up the opportunity to make fun with a giant eye?
• 02:13:46 I wouldn’t.

Hazel

• 02:13:47 - He he he.

Temerity

• 02:13:48 Thank you.

Hazel

• 02:13:48 This kind of, like, knocks Hazel out of her, like,
• 02:13:54 like out of like her
• 02:13:58 losing her fucking like mind overseeing that and she just kind of like sighs and and and laughs a

Luma

• 02:14:00 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:14:01 Thank you.

Hazel

• 02:14:05 little and she’s just like
• 02:14:07 And then, you know, I see it.
• 02:14:09 I see your point.
• 02:14:10 Thank you, Luma.

Luma

• 02:14:12 You’re welcome.

Temerity

• 02:14:17 Temerity just kind of like puts a…
• 02:14:19 a reassuring hand on Hazel’s shoulder and is like, “Are you okay to continue?”

Hazel

• 02:14:24 Heh.
• 02:14:27 Mm-hmm.
• 02:14:28 Oh, please. I’ve, I’ve, I’ve, I’ve,
• 02:14:32 I’ve gone through worse.

Temerity

• 02:14:34 you

Luma

• 02:14:37 What was it?

Hazel

• 02:14:39 Hmm.

Temerity

• 02:14:40 -

Rhysaene

• 02:14:40 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:14:42 Thank you.

Luma

• 02:14:44 Well,
• 02:14:44 I’m done mapping out this room so we can head back to the other iron door now.

Hazel

• 02:14:50 Sounds like a good idea.
• 02:14:52 I will be…
• 02:14:53 Right back again, really quick.

Dungeon Master

• 02:14:55 This is a good time for everyone to take a quick break because I kind of need one.

Temerity

• 02:14:57 Yeah.
• 02:14:58 I’m going to be right back.

Luma

• 02:15:00 There be two.

Rhysaene

• 02:15:01 Okay.
• 02:15:11 Brucey, you’re here.

Iva

• 02:15:13 I am.

Rhysaene

• 02:15:15 I’m going to get you.

Iva

• 02:15:18 All right, so two things happened.
• 02:15:20 Bruce forgot.
• 02:15:23 But we had that whole conversation.
• 02:15:28 Secondly,
• 02:15:31 Name a better way to help get children out of the city other than working with the people that smuggle people out of the city.

Hazel

• 02:15:39 Get your mom out of the city.
• 02:15:40 You still have to be at RVVN.

Rhysaene

• 02:15:42 Thank you.

Iva

• 02:15:43 Go away. I’m not talking to you.

Hazel

• 02:15:43 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:15:49 Um,

Dungeon Master

• 02:15:50 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 02:15:52 I think

Iva

• 02:15:54 We only take positive criticism here right now.

Rhysaene

• 02:15:57 Oh, why don’t you come to me? Yeah.

Iva

• 02:16:00 -
• 02:16:06 The best we can do is positive criticism.

Rhysaene

• 02:16:10 You know…

Iva

• 02:16:14 Funny enough, I was thinking about doing this anyway, though, with I was…
• 02:16:19 going to the Tarnar, because, like…
• 02:16:23 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:16:26 Well, you know, it’s…

Iva

• 02:16:26 She
• 02:16:28 I can explain some Iva here, but like…

Rhysaene

• 02:16:33 I don’t think
• 02:16:36 But we’ll see.

Iva

• 02:16:39 -
• 02:16:41 The Iva Thought process was, well,
• 02:16:46 If I work with the Tarnar, then I won’t
• 02:16:51 have to be like, I can choose to not do terrorism.

Rhysaene

• 02:16:57 Interesting.

Temerity

• 02:17:00 But let’s just come back to, like, choose not to do terrorism if I work with the Tarnar.

Iva

• 02:17:06 Yeah.

Temerity

• 02:17:08 Huh.

Iva

• 02:17:09 Because she won’t owe them anymore.

Rhysaene

• 02:17:12 I don’t know.

Temerity

• 02:17:13 No.

Rhysaene

• 02:17:14 We, we, we, we,

Temerity

• 02:17:14 laughing

Hazel

• 02:17:15 Are you…

Rhysaene

• 02:17:16 Bye.

Iva

• 02:17:17 laughing

Rhysaene

• 02:17:17 Right.
• 02:17:18 We have to be able to, you have to,

Temerity

• 02:17:19 Wait, is Iva saying this or is Bruce saying this?

Iva

• 02:17:23 Bruce is saying this is the Iva thought process.

Temerity

• 02:17:25 Oh, I’ve…

Rhysaene

• 02:17:26 No, I was
• 02:17:27 I was going to…
• 02:17:29 I don’t know.
• 02:17:30 were you here for the bit where Bruce is like,
• 02:17:35 I can explain every thought process.
• 02:17:37 And I was like,
• 02:17:38 I don’t know.
• 02:17:40 That’s not going to save me.

Temerity

• 02:17:42 No, it wasn’t. That’s true. It’s not going to stay.
• 02:17:48 Oh, man.
• 02:17:53 You know,
• 02:17:54 what I kind of
• 02:17:55 No, sorry, go ahead.

Hazel

• 02:17:57 I was just going to say that it’s funny to see Iva take the approach of it’s better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.
• 02:18:08 uh,
• 02:18:10 And I thought…
• 02:18:12 Sorry.
• 02:18:13 Yeah, it’s easier to beg for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission. And I’m just like, man,
• 02:18:18 I wonder how long that’s going to work.

Iva

• 02:18:24 Well, you know,
• 02:18:26 Eventually,
• 02:18:28 to learn.
• 02:18:30 She learned to bring up the prom earlier this time.

Temerity

• 02:18:34 I did.

Hazel

• 02:18:37 Did she?

Iva

• 02:18:39 Yeah.
• 02:18:40 The Tarnar…
• 02:18:43 contacted her back. It’s not like she has a job.

Hazel

• 02:18:48 Did it?

Iva

• 02:18:48 I’ll just leave them on red.

Temerity

• 02:18:52 Oh.

Iva

• 02:18:52 It’s I.

Temerity

• 02:18:53 We’re going to have to kill the Tarnar Syndicate at some point.

Hazel

• 02:18:54 - -

Iva

• 02:18:56 We’re going to have to do that anyway.

Temerity

• 02:18:56 We’re going to have to kill…

Hazel

• 02:18:57 dead

Rhysaene

• 02:18:59 Sh*t.

Hazel

• 02:18:59 I don’t think that’s going to happen.

Luma

• 02:19:02 I’m back. I heard laughter from across my apartment.

Temerity

• 02:19:03 Welcome back.

Rhysaene

• 02:19:07 I’m just…

Temerity

• 02:19:07 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:19:08 I just like the idea of like, rather than like seek to make Iva like Lund,
• 02:19:14 We just wipe out affection.
• 02:19:16 Just, like, fuck them.

Iva

• 02:19:17 This is great.

Rhysaene

• 02:19:17 Like,

Temerity

• 02:19:18 I miss you.

Iva

• 02:19:19 So
• 02:19:20 Instead of teaching, I have a lesson.
• 02:19:24 delete an entire
• 02:19:26 organization.

Temerity

• 02:19:28 I was laughing so…
• 02:19:29 I was laughing really hard because Bruce was like, I have his thought process is that if I work with the Tarnar Syndicate, I can choose not to do terrorism because I won’t owe them anything.

Rhysaene

• 02:19:37 Yes.
• 02:19:38 .

Temerity

• 02:19:41 It doesn’t make any sense.

Luma

• 02:19:43 What?

Temerity

• 02:19:46 That’s exactly how the Tarnar Syndicate works entirely.
• 02:19:49 That’s how any like organized crime works.
• 02:19:53 You just have a continuous loop of favors.

Dungeon Master

• 02:19:54 Um,
• 02:19:56 I don’t know.

Iva

• 02:19:58 Yeah.
• 02:19:59 Iva wasn’t working…
• 02:20:01 for a crime syndicate before.

Temerity

• 02:20:04 It works. That’s how it works no matter what if you’re involved with them.

Hazel

• 02:20:10 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 02:20:11 That’s how every person except for the very top work.

Hazel

• 02:20:11 True.

Dungeon Master

• 02:20:12 Thank you.
• 02:20:18 Yeah, but Iva doesn’t know that, so it’s okay.

Temerity

• 02:20:20 Oh, I’ve…

Iva

• 02:20:20 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:20:21 - True.

Dungeon Master

• 02:20:24 I’m back. Is anyone not back?

Hazel

• 02:20:27 I don’t think so.

Temerity

• 02:20:27 No, I…
• 02:20:28 I think.

Rhysaene

• 02:20:28 I’m here.

Luma

• 02:20:28 I think.
• 02:20:29 I think that’s the chapter subtitle of this arc, O Iva.

Hazel

• 02:20:35 - Hey!

Temerity

• 02:20:35 - -

Hazel

• 02:20:36 Oh, I.

Dungeon Master

• 02:20:36 Unfortunately, this is…
• 02:20:38 This is a new arc in which we’ve had to say, oh, Iva, it might be the subtitle for the campaign.

Temerity

• 02:20:44 Yeah.

Luma

• 02:20:44 True.

Iva

• 02:20:45 Bye.

Temerity

• 02:20:45 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:20:45 - Thank you.

Iva

• 02:20:48 Well, at least I’m doing something right.

Rhysaene

• 02:20:48 Oh, I’ve heard.

Dungeon Master

• 02:20:48 Um,

Rhysaene

• 02:20:51 Oh, I’ve heard. And then we get to fucking Crickspan and then it’s like, oh, Samaritan.

Luma

• 02:20:55 Oh, it’s a parody.

Temerity

• 02:20:55 -

Hazel

• 02:20:56 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:20:56 Um,
• 02:20:58 So,
• 02:20:59 you all heading out of the shrine after Hazel’s little…

Hazel

• 02:21:04 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 02:21:04 little fucking

Dungeon Master

• 02:21:05 Well,

Rhysaene

• 02:21:05 whatever moment.

Luma

• 02:21:08 What the fuck was that, by the way?

Dungeon Master

• 02:21:08 little moment.

Hazel

• 02:21:09 convention.

Iva

• 02:21:09 She just saw Bahamut.
• 02:21:12 It’s okay.

Hazel

• 02:21:12 I saw the orbs.

Dungeon Master

• 02:21:13 Yeah, it’s Bahamut, guys.

Luma

• 02:21:14 You said something like, may the mother watch over these people, right?
• 02:21:19 You just woke up the mother.

Hazel

• 02:21:19 Yeah.

Luma

• 02:21:20 She’s watching.
• 02:21:21 She did exactly what you asked for.

Hazel

• 02:21:22 Tee!

Temerity

• 02:21:23 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:21:24 What the fuck?

Hazel

• 02:21:25 Kat using iconography from Fullmetal Alchemist for it
• 02:21:29 is really making me think about what the fuck

Luma

• 02:21:29 - Okay.

Hazel

• 02:21:32 the Starfall actually was.

Luma

• 02:21:33 I don’t know.

Temerity

• 02:21:34 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:21:34 I don’t know.

Temerity

• 02:21:36 And
• 02:21:37 - He he he.

Hazel

• 02:21:38 And why the afterlife is apparently kind of scary and not really a thing.

Luma

• 02:21:43 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 02:21:45 I’m starting to think that our fucking souls are getting destroyed when we die after the stormfall.

Dungeon Master

• 02:21:46 Thank you.

Hazel

• 02:21:51 And the starfall was some fucking like, was some fucking like full-metal alchemist trying to become god shit.

Temerity

• 02:21:52 It’s very…
• 02:21:58 laughs

Hazel

• 02:21:58 Especially with the shit with the moon, where the father opens the door on the fucking moon to like, you know…

Temerity

• 02:22:00 - Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:22:04 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:22:04 consume God.

Temerity

• 02:22:06 Uh…

Hazel

• 02:22:07 I think

Iva

• 02:22:07 This is why she was asking what

Temerity

• 02:22:08 It’s funny that nobody’s asked Temerity about the afterlife.
• 02:22:11 She’s the only one who’s died.

Iva

• 02:22:13 I’m going to put her back there soon.

Rhysaene

• 02:22:16 What?

Hazel

• 02:22:17 - Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:22:20 Thank you.

Hazel

• 02:22:20 laughs

Luma

• 02:22:20 We have a new adventure for you.
• 02:22:22 We need you to go explore the afterlife.
• 02:22:24 Bang.

Temerity

• 02:22:24 Hehehehehehehehe.

Luma

• 02:22:25 Yeah.

Iva

• 02:22:26 Right.

Hazel

• 02:22:26 It’s a good thing we don’t have a monk or else like we get to the astral projection thing and they just immediately are like,

Rhysaene

• 02:22:30 Thank you.

Luma

• 02:22:31 Yeah.

Temerity

• 02:22:32 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:22:32 You guys don’t want to know, man.

Temerity

• 02:22:35 Hehehehehehe.

Rhysaene

• 02:22:37 After life’s haunted.

Luma

• 02:22:39 - No.

Hazel

• 02:22:40 after life something did.

Luma

• 02:22:40 Mood’s haunted.
• 02:22:41 That’s what I saw, dude.

Hazel

• 02:22:44 uh,

Luma

• 02:22:44 Oh, God.

Hazel

• 02:22:51 Lots of fun, happy things happening.

Luma

• 02:22:51 finish.

Temerity

• 02:22:54 He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he.

Hazel

• 02:22:54 every Tuesday.

Dungeon Master

• 02:22:56 Tuesday.

Temerity

• 02:22:57 every Tuesday.

Rhysaene

• 02:22:57 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:22:58 Um,
• 02:22:59 Getting back to the kitchen is no problem.
• 02:23:01 It’s the same as you left it, leaving only one passage out of the kitchen that has been unexplored.

Luma

• 02:23:10 Let’s go through the door!
• 02:23:12 Luma kicks it open.

Hazel

• 02:23:12 - Bye-bye.

Dungeon Master

• 02:23:13 Through the door.

Hazel

• 02:23:13 Oh!

Dungeon Master

• 02:23:15 The door swings open. I lied, it’s a double door. It’s double iron doors on both sides, but the iron doors on this side are…

Hazel

• 02:23:15 Excellent work.

Dungeon Master

• 02:23:24 what you call it?
• 02:23:25 Um,
• 02:23:27 Ajar.

Hazel

• 02:23:29 Oh shit, wait.
• 02:23:30 a little bit kicked open an iron double door
• 02:23:33 Guys, we gotta stop. We have to repair a broken femur.

Luma

• 02:23:37 But it was half open.

Hazel

• 02:23:39 Oh, true.

Dungeon Master

• 02:23:42 uh, you,

Luma

• 02:23:43 I cast Mending on my broken femur.

Hazel

• 02:23:45 True strike with your boot.

Luma

• 02:23:47 Oh, can I do that? Can I kick with my true strike?
• 02:23:50 That’s awesome.

Dungeon Master

• 02:23:52 Uh, I’ll allow it.
• 02:23:55 It is an unarmed attack, so your damage is going to be hot garbage.

Hazel

• 02:23:59 One damage, yeah.

Luma

• 02:23:59 Ah, it’s plus 1d8 or whatever.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:02 plus 1d6 later.

Luma

• 02:24:03 Later.

Hazel

• 02:24:03 - Absolutely.

Luma

• 02:24:04 - Yeah.
• 02:24:05 Later, later, later.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:05 Um,
• 02:24:07 Arrange yourselves in these six initial squares how you would…

Luma

• 02:24:12 FitMap.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:12 The two that are actually in here and then the two that aren’t.
• 02:24:16 However you’re…

Rhysaene

• 02:24:16 I will be…

Hazel

• 02:24:17 Hazel

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:18 Margin wording.

Hazel

• 02:24:19 Hayes is always the middle of the pack.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:20 but don’t

Hazel

• 02:24:21 Perfect.

Luma

• 02:24:21 I am…

Rhysaene

• 02:24:21 Okay.
• 02:24:22 Go middle with a pack of jeans.

Hazel

• 02:24:22 end of that.

Luma

• 02:24:22 Waiting for the map to update.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:25 Oh.

Luma

• 02:24:26 Here we go, OK.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:33 Um,

Iva

• 02:24:33 Which way is forward?

Temerity

• 02:24:34 There you go, Aev.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:35 forward is in.

Hazel

• 02:24:37 in the room, yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:37 - Oh, you probably can’t see because you’re Iva.

Rhysaene

• 02:24:37 Thank you.

Temerity

• 02:24:40 Oh, you’re right on top of me.

Luma

• 02:24:40 Yeah.

Iva

• 02:24:41 I can see. I can see. I have a lantern on my hip.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:43 You.
• 02:24:44 If you could see why’d you put yourself on top of Temerity?

Hazel

• 02:24:50 piggybacker.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:50 Do I need to refresh the map?

Iva

• 02:24:50 Right now?
• 02:24:52 Well, because Temerity is here for me. I’ll refresh the map.

Hazel

• 02:24:52 Nope.

Dungeon Master

• 02:24:55 Refresher map, Bruce.

Luma

• 02:24:56 It’s the greatest of another.
• 02:24:58 She’s in the front.

Temerity

• 02:24:58 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:24:59 I’m giving Temerity a head pat.
• 02:25:01 Oh, Tomodachi Life comes out this week.

Temerity

• 02:25:01 kid.

Dungeon Master

• 02:25:01 Okay.

Luma

• 02:25:02 at that.

Hazel

• 02:25:03 Sorry, look at this.

Temerity

• 02:25:04 Oh, shit.

Rhysaene

• 02:25:04 Yeah.

Luma

• 02:25:05 What?

Dungeon Master

• 02:25:06 um,

Luma

• 02:25:06 What else?

Hazel

• 02:25:07 a Komodachi life when I make all of the characters.

Luma

• 02:25:10 Eh…

Rhysaene

• 02:25:11 Aww.

Hazel

• 02:25:11 Try another.

Temerity

• 02:25:11 - He he he he he he he he.

Hazel

• 02:25:11 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 02:25:12 Oh boy. Okay.
• 02:25:15 The…
• 02:25:16 You’re
• 02:25:17 Swing the doorways the rest of the way open so the party can fit inside.
• 02:25:20 The narrow hallway gives way to a large stone carved chamber.
• 02:25:26 pillars or stone benches
• 02:25:28 Um,
• 02:25:31 line the between the pillars and,
• 02:25:34 It’s a large open area, probably a gathering hall or communal space of some kind.
• 02:25:41 The same kind of dwarven geometric carvings line all of the…
• 02:25:48 All of the walls and the pillars and all of that.
• 02:25:52 um,
• 02:25:55 You look up and the ceilings are…
• 02:25:58 Well, they have to be enormously high.
• 02:26:01 Luma, you can’t see the ceiling. Your light falls off before it reaches the ceiling.
• 02:26:08 Um,
• 02:26:11 Temerity.
• 02:26:12 Um,
• 02:26:13 Same thing for you.

Temerity

• 02:26:15 Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 02:26:15 The ceiling lies beyond the range of your darkvision, it seems.
• 02:26:21 Well,

Temerity

• 02:26:21 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:26:23 It seems.
• 02:26:24 Because risks.
• 02:26:28 you can see the ceiling.
• 02:26:29 It’s only 30 feet up.

Rhysaene

• 02:26:29 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 02:26:32 and writhing on the ceiling
• 02:26:35 are three kind of disgusting,
• 02:26:39 octopus
• 02:26:40 octopus
• 02:26:41 like creatures.
• 02:26:43 All staring intently at the group of you.
• 02:26:49 uh,

Rhysaene

• 02:26:49 Fuck.

Dungeon Master

• 02:26:50 In the middle of these creatures,
• 02:26:53 is another creature lingering up there.
• 02:26:58 Uhm, this one.
• 02:27:00 Is.
• 02:27:01 massive hanging
• 02:27:04 drooped low,
• 02:27:07 like a, like a
• 02:27:10 like a leather cloak.
• 02:27:12 hung over a rack, but much bigger.
• 02:27:15 the trailing edges drooping down by
• 02:27:18 down like 15 feet.
• 02:27:20 Um.
• 02:27:22 But you’re the only one who can see it.
• 02:27:24 No one else can see any of this.

Rhysaene

• 02:27:28 - Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 02:27:28 uh,
• 02:27:29 But this, I’ll put it here.
• 02:27:31 I’ll put it in game chat with spoilers because you’ll eventually be able to see it.

Rhysaene

• 02:27:34 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:27:36 um,
• 02:27:40 Only risks only Aev look from for the moment.

Rhysaene

• 02:27:44 Oh, shit.

Dungeon Master

• 02:27:45 But as you guys kind of enter the room,
• 02:27:49 All of you hear an awful wailing moan.
• 02:27:53 but only, um,
• 02:27:57 Only…
• 02:28:00 Only a risk can see the, uh,
• 02:28:04 A source that it comes from.

Rhysaene

• 02:28:06 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:28:06 A creature that looks like.
• 02:28:08 This.
• 02:28:12 Um,
• 02:28:13 that dangling like leather unfurls and opens out.
• 02:28:17 as it begins to descend.

Rhysaene

• 02:28:21 I will…

Dungeon Master

• 02:28:21 And.
• 02:28:22 We’re going to.

Rhysaene

• 02:28:22 some of my weapon.

Dungeon Master

• 02:28:23 need everyone to roll initiative.
• 02:28:27 Everyone except risks needs to roll at disadvantage.

Temerity

• 02:28:32 church.

Luma

• 02:28:36 You have a d4 from your map.

Hazel

• 02:28:37 Told you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:28:39 and everyone has a D4.

Rhysaene

• 02:28:40 Thank you.

Hazel

• 02:28:40 I…
• 02:28:41 I rolled a 20 and an 18. I high rolled the fuck out of this.

Temerity

• 02:28:46 Oh.

Hazel

• 02:28:47 Big money.

Rhysaene

• 02:28:50 Oh my god, I got a 19.

Dungeon Master

• 02:28:52 All right, Hazel, what’s yours?

Temerity

• 02:28:53 Oh.

Hazel

• 02:28:55 20.

Rhysaene

• 02:29:00 That was with my default. Thank you, our listeners.

Luma

• 02:29:03 Yee.

Hazel

• 02:29:04 Oh, right, the D4.
• 02:29:06 Sorry.
• 02:29:08 22.

Rhysaene

• 02:29:12 That was a cute way you said that.

Temerity

• 02:29:15 He he he he.

Hazel

• 02:29:15 Oh.
• 02:29:16 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:29:17 Twenty-two.

Hazel

• 02:29:17 Thank you.

Temerity

• 02:29:17 What do you do?

Hazel

• 02:29:18 Oh, look.

Temerity

• 02:29:18 Thank you.

Hazel

• 02:29:21 It was embarrassment for being literally told the thing and then immediately forgetting to account for it.

Temerity

• 02:29:26 Thank you.

Rhysaene

• 02:29:26 Bye.

Dungeon Master

• 02:29:28 Okay, so that’s Hazel, Luma.

Luma

• 02:29:31 Eighteen.

Dungeon Master

• 02:29:33 to Temerity.

Temerity

• 02:29:35 Uh, five.
• 02:29:41 I rolled a 4 and a 2.

Dungeon Master

• 02:29:41 Mmh.
• 02:29:43 Iva.

Iva

• 02:29:45 three.

Dungeon Master

• 02:29:45 Huh?
• 02:29:46 three.
• 02:29:47 Oh, here.

Iva

• 02:29:48 4 and a 2 equals 6.

Temerity

• 02:29:51 A four and a two on the disadvantage.

Iva

• 02:29:51 Olivia.

Dungeon Master

• 02:29:52 - Absolutely.

Iva

• 02:29:54 Oh, okay.

Dungeon Master

• 02:29:56 um,
• 02:29:57 risks.

Rhysaene

• 02:30:00 Nineteen.

Dungeon Master

• 02:30:01 19.
• 02:30:10 See if I can…
• 02:30:16 Mm-mm.

Iva

• 02:30:16 I rolled an 18 and a one on my disadvantage.

Temerity

• 02:30:19 - He he he he.

Luma

• 02:30:21 them.

Temerity

• 02:30:23 Ahhhh.

Luma

• 02:30:29 good.

Temerity

• 02:30:30 I see the creatures.

Rhysaene

• 02:30:33 Yeah.

Iva

• 02:30:33 I knew what one of those was.
• 02:30:37 when she described it, and fuck those things.

Dungeon Master

• 02:30:41 another NLP special.

Iva

• 02:30:44 Yeah, that’s why I fucked those things.

Hazel

• 02:30:46 I was really hoping for a Xorn.

Luma

• 02:30:48 Oh, that fucking token looks sick.

Temerity

• 02:30:49 Thank you.
• 02:30:50 I have history with Xorn.

Hazel

• 02:30:53 I was really, I don’t know, like…

Rhysaene

• 02:30:53 I don’t know.

Hazel

• 02:30:56 I was like, Xorn are kind of like octopi.
• 02:30:58 They aren’t.
• 02:30:59 But, you know, a girl can dream.

Luma

• 02:30:59 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 02:31:00 That girl can dream.

Luma

• 02:31:01 They aren’t, but you know…

Dungeon Master

• 02:31:03 I don’t know.

Temerity

• 02:31:03 I love Xorn.

Dungeon Master

• 02:31:05 They’re all…
• 02:31:08 They’re all currently hanging from the ceiling.

Hazel

• 02:31:12 Oh, God.
• 02:31:14 I just now looked at them.

Rhysaene

• 02:31:14 Oh,

Dungeon Master

• 02:31:16 None of you can see any of this except a Rhys.

Hazel

• 02:31:16 Yeah, they are.
• 02:31:21 fucking cloaker.

Luma

• 02:31:22 That ceiling’s really high.

Iva

• 02:31:23 Thank you.
• 02:31:24 Fucking cloakers.

Dungeon Master

• 02:31:28 Um,
• 02:31:29 And actually, speaking of fucking cloakers,

Iva

• 02:31:32 To all fucking cloakers.

Dungeon Master

• 02:31:32 The large creature…
• 02:31:35 Um,
• 02:31:38 What’s all it got? Because it doesn’t want to do that yet.

Iva

• 02:31:43 Uh, does the Cloaker thing that?

Dungeon Master

• 02:31:44 And it doesn’t want to do that at all.
• 02:31:47 60 foot.
• 02:31:51 um,
• 02:31:52 How close are you guys to this?
• 02:31:55 to this big boy.
• 02:31:58 Cloaker.
• 02:32:00 Ah, everyone? I need everyone to make a wisdom saving throw, as from the darkness a horrific wailing moan, uh,
• 02:32:10 echoes throughout this chamber and the chambers beyond.

Rhysaene

• 02:32:13 Oh, goodness.

Temerity

• 02:32:14 shit.
• 02:32:15 You said charisma?

Dungeon Master

• 02:32:16 wisdom.

Temerity

• 02:32:17 Wisdom, sorry.
• 02:32:21 Fuck.

Hazel

• 02:32:24 24.

Luma

• 02:32:27 Wisdom saving throw, 17.

Rhysaene

• 02:32:30 15.

Temerity

• 02:32:33 16.

Iva

• 02:32:33 I also rolled a 15.

Rhysaene

• 02:32:39 13 plus 2.

Dungeon Master

• 02:32:46 see if this works.
• 02:32:48 um,

Luma

• 02:32:53 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:32:58 it.
• 02:33:00 is down.
• 02:33:01 That’s rude.

Luma

• 02:33:03 Ha ha ha.

Hazel

• 02:33:03 Uh-oh.

Luma

• 02:33:04 Oh, no.

Dungeon Master

• 02:33:07 Well, you all pass, luckily.
• 02:33:09 You feel this primal…

Luma

• 02:33:10 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:33:13 a natural fear at this horrible, unnatural shrieking noise, but you’re all able to, um,
• 02:33:20 to shrug it off.
• 02:33:22 um,
• 02:33:25 And luckily, since you all pass, you are all immune to this ability.

Luma

• 02:33:30 Fuck’s nerd.

Dungeon Master

• 02:33:30 for 24 hours.

Hazel

• 02:33:32 Hmm.

Temerity

• 02:33:33 He he he he.

Dungeon Master

• 02:33:33 Um,

Luma

• 02:33:34 Fox mode.

Hazel

• 02:33:34 Ha ha!

Dungeon Master

• 02:33:37 uh,
• 02:33:38 But it does that and then
• 02:33:43 Thank you.
• 02:33:46 not have any
• 02:33:51 It flies down
• 02:33:54 so that it is hovering just at the bottom of this lake.
• 02:33:59 These spheres of darkness are coming from the Darkmantles, so they dip 15 feet down.
• 02:34:08 um,
• 02:34:09 So it flies down so it’s just within the darkness.

Rhysaene

• 02:34:13 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 02:34:18 Fun fact I learned-- no, we’ll get to that if it comes up.
• 02:34:23 So none of you except Rhys can see it still, but you hear massive wing beats of something
• 02:34:28 lowering itself in the above you.

Luma

• 02:34:32 How far down does the darkness go?

Dungeon Master

• 02:34:34 The darkness goes down 15 feet.

Luma

• 02:34:37 Oh, okay.

Dungeon Master

• 02:34:38 And the base of this thing is just at the bottom of the darkness.
• 02:34:43 - Okay.
• 02:34:44 That’s all gonna change in a moment.
• 02:34:47 But that’s neither here nor there.
• 02:34:49 I cannot actually use the combat tracker without Avrae, so…

Rhysaene

• 02:34:53 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:34:55 Up next, after…
• 02:34:58 No, it’s
• 02:35:00 It’s.
• 02:35:01 It takes the dodge action.
• 02:35:03 which doesn’t really matter.
• 02:35:04 After, the cloaker is Hazel.
• 02:35:06 Hazel, you hear the movement of several creatures in the darkness
• 02:35:09 that your elven darkvision is unable to pierce.

Hazel

• 02:35:13 ah,
• 02:35:15 Um,
• 02:35:18 Oh, I don’t know any. I don’t know what to do any.
• 02:35:23 and
• 02:35:25 Tut tut tut.

Temerity

• 02:35:28 I don’t know what to do, Annie.

Hazel

• 02:35:28 uh,
• 02:35:36 Let’s see, could I?
• 02:35:41 If I were to maybe like roll some kind of like check to figure out
• 02:35:47 Like.
• 02:35:48 And now it’s not.
• 02:35:51 it.

Dungeon Master

• 02:35:52 In 2024, there is the study action, which is to recall knowledge about a creature, including things like weaknesses, vulnerabilities, or something, or things like that.
• 02:36:01 It does consume your action, but it is a, like…
• 02:36:05 explicit mechanic available to you.

Hazel

• 02:36:08 Yeah. Am I able to do that about a creature?
• 02:36:11 like can’t see.

Dungeon Master

• 02:36:13 Yes, your information will be filtered through that lens.

Hazel

• 02:36:18 when they did.
• 02:36:19 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:36:20 um,
• 02:36:21 But you are certainly able to do that, yes.

Hazel

• 02:36:25 on
• 02:36:27 Let’s see.
• 02:36:28 good use of my time
• 02:36:33 I guess.
• 02:36:34 I don’t,
• 02:36:34 - Yeah.
• 02:36:35 ’cause I don’t actually know what cloakers
• 02:36:40 are, like I know what they are, they’re monster, dungeon dragons.

Dungeon Master

• 02:36:45 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:36:45 So I’m just going to go ahead and go out on a limb and
• 02:36:52 gonna
• 02:36:53 Guess.
• 02:36:55 And if I’m five.
• 02:36:56 BAM!
• 02:36:58 then that’s okay, I have other things I can do.
• 02:37:00 And I’m going to,
• 02:37:04 Um, actually, yeah, you know what?
• 02:37:07 Yeah, I’m going to.
• 02:37:09 laughs
• 02:37:10 Uh,
• 02:37:13 Uh,
• 02:37:16 Hazel’s just kind of like
• 02:37:18 whisper, uh,
• 02:37:19 I don’t know.
• 02:37:20 Temerity, I apologize if this makes you uncomfortable.
• 02:37:24 before
• 02:37:26 performing
• 02:37:28 Oh wait, no, nevermind.
• 02:37:29 I don’t have that item component.
• 02:37:32 Shit.

Temerity

• 02:37:33 Huh?

Hazel

• 02:37:35 I was going to cast protection from evil and good.
• 02:37:37 I don’t have them.

Dungeon Master

• 02:37:38 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:37:40 I don’t have the holy water needed for it.
• 02:37:42 Wait, does anyone have holy water? Hazel says.

Temerity

• 02:37:46 Actually, maybe.

Rhysaene

• 02:37:47 Thank you.

Temerity

• 02:37:48 I do, actually, I do.

Hazel

• 02:37:50 Temerity, Temerity, give me…

Temerity

• 02:37:50 I have a holy water flask!

Hazel

• 02:37:52 Give me the holy water.

Rhysaene

• 02:37:52 Yes.

Temerity

• 02:37:53 Woo!
• 02:37:54 me.
• 02:37:55 Okay.

Hazel

• 02:37:56 But
• 02:37:58 Shit! Uh, uh, I…
• 02:38:00 Can I ready my action to cast a spell that…
• 02:38:03 I don’t have the material component for, but we’ll…

Iva

• 02:38:05 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:38:05 Yes.

Hazel

• 02:38:07 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 02:38:07 Technically no, but I will absolutely allow that.
• 02:38:10 Technically you’re casting it.
• 02:38:13 when you’re ready.

Hazel

• 02:38:13 and hold it again.

Temerity

• 02:38:14 Could she just take the flask off my belt?

Dungeon Master

• 02:38:15 But.

Hazel

• 02:38:18 Oh, if it’s on your belt, then I suppose, yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:38:20 Yeah, if it’s on your belt, she can object interaction to just grab it.

Temerity

• 02:38:21 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:38:24 All right, yeah, then I grabbed the

Temerity

• 02:38:24 Yeah, it’s a little flash with the silver mode on it.

Hazel

• 02:38:28 damn I’m really sorry about this
• 02:38:32 this is going to make you feel real weird
• 02:38:34 that I’m doing this
• 02:38:35 you know

Dungeon Master

• 02:38:37 I’ll see you.

Hazel

• 02:38:37 I’m tainting your holy water with my witchy nonsense.

Temerity

• 02:38:37 Huh?
• 02:38:41 Oh, yeah.

Hazel

• 02:38:41 Um,

Temerity

• 02:38:42 laughs

Hazel

• 02:38:43 Jeez.
• 02:38:46 uh
• 02:38:47 She’s going to give the flask of holy water a quick shake.
• 02:38:52 And as she agitates it,
• 02:38:56 the water inside begins to
• 02:39:01 uh,
• 02:39:02 begins to dim and turn like that pale
• 02:39:06 ghostly green.
• 02:39:08 Um,
• 02:39:09 That.
• 02:39:11 that Hazel’s magic is typically like,
• 02:39:15 Uh, it’s…
• 02:39:16 is typically highlighted by
• 02:39:19 Uhm,
• 02:39:21 before she
• 02:39:23 gives an incantation and she performs an incantation and she
• 02:39:27 pops up in the
• 02:39:29 the- the- the moated bottle, the bottle resembling the mote of flame as, uh,
• 02:39:35 the holy water exits in a cloud of
• 02:39:39 of vapor that swirls around Temerity.

Temerity

• 02:39:45 or

Hazel

• 02:39:45 Um,
• 02:39:46 And, uh,
• 02:39:48 Hazel just whispers,
• 02:39:51 laughs
• 02:39:52 She just whispers, “Mother, protect you.”
• 02:39:55 Uh,
• 02:39:56 Protection from evil and good. Until the spell ends, one willing creature you touch is protected against creatures that are aberrations, celestials, elemental, fey, fiends, or undead.
• 02:40:07 The protection grants several benefits. Creatures of those types have disadvantage on attack controls against the creature.
• 02:40:11 The target can’t be possessed by or gain the charm condition or frightened conditions from them.
• 02:40:16 If the target is already possessed, charmed, or frightened, the target has advantage on any saving throws against the target.
• 02:40:23 UM.
• 02:40:25 hoping these things are aberrations.

Dungeon Master

• 02:40:27 And who is this…

Hazel

• 02:40:27 They seem abrid.

Dungeon Master

• 02:40:29 they do C-membrant. Who is this going on?

Hazel

• 02:40:31 Uh, to Temerity.

Dungeon Master

• 02:40:33 - Gotcha.

Temerity

• 02:40:35 -

Hazel

• 02:40:37 This is a hell of a, this is an in-character and out-of-character gamble, but…

Dungeon Master

• 02:40:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that Hazel’s entire term?

Hazel

• 02:40:44 Uh,
• 02:40:47 Die bonus action then.
• 02:40:48 turn into a diary. Oh, I can’t. I don’t want to go into the darkness, but we’re kind of squeezed up in here.

Dungeon Master

• 02:40:54 - I expect it.
• 02:40:55 Technically the darkness is 15,
• 02:40:57 the bottom of the darkness is 15 feet up.
• 02:40:59 Under there isn’t dark.

Hazel

• 02:41:00 Okay.
• 02:41:02 then,
• 02:41:04 Hazel will run forward and as she runs
• 02:41:07 darts past Luma.
• 02:41:09 uh,
• 02:41:10 She.
• 02:41:11 dives forward.
• 02:41:12 uh,
• 02:41:13 Landing on the ground on all fours.
• 02:41:19 uh,
• 02:41:21 as she
• 02:41:22 Uh.
• 02:41:24 She lets out a howl and and and and.
• 02:41:28 turns into a dire wolf.
• 02:41:31 uh,
• 02:41:32 Thank you.

Temerity

• 02:41:33 I’ll see you next time.

Hazel

• 02:41:33 Emphasis on being glitting up the howl before she transforms.

Temerity

• 02:41:37 laughter

Rhysaene

• 02:41:39 Yeah.

Temerity

• 02:41:41 laughing

Hazel

• 02:41:44 Hehehehe.

Temerity

• 02:41:46 laughs

Rhysaene

• 02:41:46 A-woo!

Temerity

• 02:41:50 - Yeah.
• 02:41:52 I think Hazel Starwolf should just be that big that it was initially.

Hazel

• 02:41:56 Peace.

Temerity

• 02:41:58 - Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:42:00 And that’s Hazel’s turn.
• 02:42:04 After Hazel is Rhys.

Rhysaene

• 02:42:06 Hello, I am gonna…
• 02:42:08 point.
• 02:42:09 At that.
• 02:42:10 fucking thing in the darkness, whatever it is.
• 02:42:12 Um, she’s never seen something like this before. Oh, there is. Oh my God.

Dungeon Master

• 02:42:13 There are lots of things.

Hazel

• 02:42:18 They do lots of things.

Dungeon Master

• 02:42:19 They do lots of things.

Rhysaene

• 02:42:20 I’m out of.
• 02:42:21 There are lots of things in the darkness.
• 02:42:24 Um,

Dungeon Master

• 02:42:27 Oh, can we get a map update for risk?

Temerity

• 02:42:32 Yes, I got you. Sorry.
• 02:42:33 My bad.
• 02:42:35 Shwink.
• 02:42:36 I shirked my responsibility.
• 02:42:38 Fuck.

Rhysaene

• 02:42:38 Thank you.

Temerity

• 02:42:39 - Bonk, bonk.

Rhysaene

• 02:42:41 have not failed me

Temerity

• 02:42:43 He he he.

Rhysaene

• 02:42:47 Oh my God.
• 02:42:51 Oh, whoa.
• 02:42:58 For a second there, I thought that the wolf was just there, also up against us, and I was like, oh shit, no, wait, no.

Temerity

• 02:43:05 - -

Dungeon Master

• 02:43:07 wolf is a foot.

Rhysaene

• 02:43:08 I’m sorry, Wolf, I was about to blast you to high hell.
• 02:43:11 Uh,

Temerity

• 02:43:12 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:43:14 Um.

Hazel

• 02:43:15 Bye.

Rhysaene

• 02:43:17 - Yeah.
• 02:43:18 Yeah, I’m a pointer.
• 02:43:20 in the darkness.
• 02:43:23 And I think that I described it before, but like Rhys’s like red eyes kind of like glow.
• 02:43:29 in Darkness and they are, especially going now,
• 02:43:32 in response to this darkness.
• 02:43:36 uh,
• 02:43:38 And…
• 02:43:40 I will…
• 02:43:41 XC.
• 02:43:42 the big flying thing.
• 02:43:45 Um,
• 02:43:48 because I can’t see it.

Dungeon Master

• 02:43:50 Yes, you can see it.

Rhysaene

• 02:43:54 and I will just…
• 02:43:57 Um, stop.
• 02:43:58 Blasting.
• 02:44:04 Using Eldritch Blast.

Dungeon Master

• 02:44:06 Yeah.
• 02:44:07 for it.
• 02:44:12 Oh, fuck.
• 02:44:13 is where it’s going.

Rhysaene

• 02:44:13 They can move over it.
• 02:44:15 My bad.
• 02:44:17 Um…
• 02:44:19 Oh my god, that’s so funny.

Dungeon Master

• 02:44:22 Give me one second.

Rhysaene

• 02:44:28 I’m really excited about that. I rolled it.
• 02:44:38 would I need to like move forward to
• 02:44:41 Hex.

Dungeon Master

• 02:44:43 Maybe, sorry, I need a second. I’ll be right back.

Rhysaene

• 02:44:45 Oh, I’m sorry.

Hazel

• 02:44:46 Oh, okay.

Rhysaene

• 02:44:51 I hope she’s okay.

Iva

• 02:44:53 I’m guessing it’s cat issues.

Rhysaene

• 02:44:56 Oh, yeah.

Temerity

• 02:44:56 Yeah

Rhysaene

• 02:45:03 That was very fun to roll with that screen.
• 02:45:09 a lock-in into
• 02:45:10 Boom.

Iva

• 02:45:12 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 02:45:13 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 02:45:15 Oh, I should probably put that, like,
• 02:45:19 I have a question.
• 02:45:21 Is a crits like double dice or double…
• 02:45:25 Double like number.

Temerity

• 02:45:26 Double-tives.

Rhysaene

• 02:45:27 Okay, okay.

Luma

• 02:45:28 face.

Rhysaene

• 02:45:28 Okay, I will prepare my
• 02:45:31 my 2D6 and my D10.

Temerity

• 02:45:34 my feet and

Luma

• 02:45:34 It’s a double…
• 02:45:36 Do the modifiers also get doubled?

Iva

• 02:45:38 No, that’s Pathfinder.

Temerity

• 02:45:38 I don’t believe so.

Rhysaene

• 02:45:38 No.

Temerity

• 02:45:40 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:45:42 With the part is like what makes fighters so crazy and…
• 02:45:46 Puffin to Tui.

Temerity

• 02:45:48 Mm-hmm.
• 02:45:49 That’s finders and.
• 02:45:51 Pathfinders and fighters and
• 02:45:53 and gunslingers.

Rhysaene

• 02:45:53 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 02:45:56 Gunslingers are so

Rhysaene

• 02:45:56 Mm-hmm.

Luma

• 02:45:57 Reef.
• 02:45:59 Ha ha ha.

Temerity

• 02:46:00 oh gunslingers are so goofy
• 02:46:02 laughing

Rhysaene

• 02:46:05 Bye.

Luma

• 02:46:06 So anyway, I started blasting as their fucking…

Temerity

• 02:46:07 So…

Hazel

• 02:46:08 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 02:46:09 Mm-hmm.

Temerity

• 02:46:09 Uh-huh.

Luma

• 02:46:09 Logan.

Temerity

• 02:46:11 I don’t know.

Hazel

• 02:46:11 but I don’t aim so good, so I missed.

Dungeon Master

• 02:46:14 Oh, I’m really sorry to do this, Aev.
• 02:46:16 It did take a dodge action.

Rhysaene

• 02:46:17 Yeah.
• 02:46:19 Okay, do you want me to roll with my…

Dungeon Master

• 02:46:19 And.
• 02:46:20 So you have…
• 02:46:21 Yeah, you have disadvantage, so you have to roll again.

Rhysaene

• 02:46:23 That’s completely fine, my darling. I will roll again.

Iva

• 02:46:27 Roll another nat 20 to Spider.

Hazel

• 02:46:29 That’s completely…

Rhysaene

• 02:46:29 Thank you.

Hazel

• 02:46:31 Fine.

Temerity

• 02:46:32 Thank you.

Luma

• 02:46:32 Ha, ha, ha.

Hazel

• 02:46:32 I’m
• 02:46:33 fine with that.

Rhysaene

• 02:46:34 I gotta…

Luma

• 02:46:35 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 02:46:36 Uh, 11.

Dungeon Master

• 02:46:38 11 total.

Rhysaene

• 02:46:39 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:46:41 That will.
• 02:46:45 That unfortunately misses.

Rhysaene

• 02:46:46 That’s completely fine. Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 02:46:47 Um,
• 02:46:48 This creature lowered itself into the darkness, and rather than attack, has taken to moving rapidly around.

Rhysaene

• 02:46:51 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:46:55 You hear it shuffling.
• 02:46:57 You are able to hex it, but the Eldritch Blast misses as it skitters against the ceiling.
• 02:47:02 I’m sorry.
• 02:47:03 I still need a minute.
• 02:47:04 I have to set up trackers because Avrae was beaten.

Rhysaene

• 02:47:06 No, no worries.

Dungeon Master

• 02:47:07 difficult on my server uniquely and nowhere else.

Rhysaene

• 02:47:12 Yeah.

Temerity

• 02:47:15 No.
• 02:47:16 queries.

Rhysaene

• 02:47:17 Oh, it wasn’t a 10, it was a 9.

Hazel

• 02:47:17 You got a it put out preview of all the shit you’d be saying in the abride dev discord.

Temerity

• 02:47:22 you

Rhysaene

• 02:47:28 I did forget that it was my bad.
• 02:47:32 It’s okay.

Dungeon Master

• 02:47:51 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 02:47:58 that’s a really funny image of like

Iva

• 02:48:02 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:48:03 That brings us to Luma.

Luma

• 02:48:07 You know, it’s me.
• 02:48:09 Um…
• 02:48:12 Did Rhys give us a general, like…
• 02:48:16 location of these things.

Rhysaene

• 02:48:17 Oh, yeah, I can.

Dungeon Master

• 02:48:18 You can also hear them moving.
• 02:48:20 You know where they are.
• 02:48:22 You just can’t see them.

Luma

• 02:48:23 Luma will fire off a faerie fire to hit…
• 02:48:28 The Cloaker and Darkmantle two and three.

Dungeon Master

• 02:48:33 Boy, okay.

Rhysaene

• 02:48:35 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 02:48:36 One second.

Rhysaene

• 02:48:38 Oh boy.

Dungeon Master

• 02:48:40 is.

Luma

• 02:48:46 Yeah, ’cause they’re all within a 20 foot cube.

Rhysaene

• 02:48:50 I like to think that

Luma

• 02:48:51 almost.

Rhysaene

• 02:48:52 I like to think that the way the risks
• 02:48:55 tells everyone, it’s like, okay, see that fucking place
• 02:48:57 all over that place.

Luma

• 02:48:59 No.

Dungeon Master

• 02:49:00 Okay.

Hazel

• 02:49:00 He’s a little bit.

Dungeon Master

• 02:49:02 Um,
• 02:49:03 What’s Luma’s DC?

Luma

• 02:49:06 Luma’s DC is a 14.

Dungeon Master

• 02:49:18 And you can hit what?

Luma

• 02:49:20 Uh,
• 02:49:22 Dark mantle three, Darkmantle two, and cloaker.

Dungeon Master

• 02:49:27 Okay.
• 02:49:28 None of you guys have anything for this.
• 02:49:31 And I need to know exactly what faerie fire does.
• 02:49:34 - So.
• 02:49:39 ’cause this is complicated.
• 02:49:44 Very sorry.

Hazel

• 02:49:44 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 02:49:46 Off-Race still doesn’t work.

Luma

• 02:49:49 Each creature in the cube is outlined if it fails to exert a cylinder for the duration.

Hazel

• 02:49:49 the one…

Luma

• 02:49:53 Objects and affected creatures shed dim light in a 10-foot radius and can’t benefit from the invisible condition.

Dungeon Master

• 02:50:16 Okay.
• 02:50:23 outline in blue room, outline each creature in the cubes.
• 02:50:32 Attack rolls against an affected creature or object have advantage if the attacker can see it.
• 02:50:41 You cast the spell.
• 02:50:43 You feel it take effect, but no light comes from the darkness.
• 02:50:48 Um,
• 02:50:49 These guys are fairy fired, but you do not have advantage unless they are also visible.
• 02:50:55 Otherwise, it has no effect currently.
• 02:51:00 can’t spell fairy.
• 02:51:08 um,
• 02:51:09 Doesn’t matter much because the cloaker and dark metal ones make their saving throw.

Iva

• 02:51:09 Oh, man.

Dungeon Master

• 02:51:13 Darkmantle 2, Darkmantle 3 fails.

Luma

• 02:51:18 I’ll be out here when the combat’s done.

Iva

• 02:51:19 Oh, man.

Luma

• 02:51:20 My turn.

Iva

• 02:51:21 This guy stinks.
• 02:51:28 Anyone else disliked Cloakers?

Dungeon Master

• 02:51:32 The darkness coming off of the Darkmantles does not allow any light.
• 02:51:37 to illuminate it.
• 02:51:39 Thank you.
• 02:51:40 Which brings us to Darkmantle 1.
• 02:51:48 Dark mantle one drops and flies over to Hazel.
• 02:51:58 and drops.
• 02:52:04 And as it drops, it submerges Temerity in darkness that Temerity cannot see through.
• 02:52:08 Temerity, you can’t see anything now.

Temerity

• 02:52:11 Oh boy.

Dungeon Master

• 02:52:11 Nor can you, Hazel.
• 02:52:13 as the Darkmantle attempts to
• 02:52:17 Ah.
• 02:52:18 um,
• 02:52:21 attempts to crush
• 02:52:24 attempts to crush the direwolf’s head.
• 02:52:28 and it rolls has advantage.
• 02:52:31 It rolls in 11 plus.
• 02:52:34 five.
• 02:52:35 A 16 to hit Hazel.

Hazel

• 02:52:38 I’m pretty sure that miss is giving me a second.

Dungeon Master

• 02:52:41 Yeah.

Hazel

• 02:52:42 uh,
• 02:52:43 Tread.
• 02:52:45 - Three, two.
• 02:52:46 Moon Druid, I just want to make sure.
• 02:52:51 13 plus my wisdom modifier.
• 02:52:53 So it’s a 17.
• 02:52:53 Yeah, that misses.

Dungeon Master

• 02:52:55 this thing like, what happens is this thing tries to grab you by the head to smother you,
• 02:53:01 and your head is too big.

Hazel

• 02:53:04 Hehehehe.

Temerity

• 02:53:04 It is.
• 02:53:05 He he he he he he he he he.

Rhysaene

• 02:53:05 Mm-hmm.

Hazel

• 02:53:07 freaking
• 02:53:08 You freaking idiot there.

Temerity

• 02:53:10 Hehehehe.

Dungeon Master

• 02:53:10 Mm-hmm.
• 02:53:12 - Darkmantle 2.
• 02:53:20 Mm-hmm.
• 02:53:20 Darkmantle two will move.
• 02:53:31 I don’t have reach or anything.
• 02:53:36 Darkmantle 2 drifts over behind this pillar
• 02:53:40 Mm-hmm.
• 02:53:42 and stays up.
• 02:53:45 So it’s going to take the dodge action
• 02:54:05 Command 3.
• 02:54:14 Shelly kim: Darkmantle three also flies forward.
• 02:54:17 And as it does, the cloaker becomes visible as it is no longer shrouded in darkness.

Hazel

• 02:54:25 visible.
• 02:54:26 if we can see through the darkness so that they’re

Dungeon Master

• 02:54:28 So,
• 02:54:29 That’s the thing that I had always misunderstood about Magical Darkness.
• 02:54:34 and why the rules about light not being able to illuminate it matter.
• 02:54:39 you can not see things that are in it.
• 02:54:43 you are not prevented from seeing things that are outside of it.
• 02:54:47 It is not an opaque cloud.
• 02:54:49 It is just an area that cannot be lit.

Temerity

• 02:54:52 Oh.
• 02:54:53 You could…
• 02:54:55 how would that work like visually if you’re,

Hazel

• 02:54:57 but they’re basically just visible.

Dungeon Master

• 02:55:00 um,
• 02:55:01 So if you imagine…
• 02:55:04 Imagine you’re standing in like a field and it’s pitch black and you have a torch.
• 02:55:11 And imagine someone else 100 feet away from you also has a torch.
• 02:55:15 You can see them, but you can’t see what’s between you.

Hazel

• 02:55:19 - Yeah.
• 02:55:21 Yeah, okay.

Luma

• 02:55:23 He is a torch now.

Temerity

• 02:55:25 Hehehehe.

Dungeon Master

• 02:55:25 Also, he is literally a torch. No, he didn’t get fairy fired. Only one of the Darkmantles failed.
• 02:55:32 um,

Luma

• 02:55:33 So we get advantage when we’re inside of the cloud.

Dungeon Master

• 02:55:37 You…
• 02:55:39 You haven’t…

Luma

• 02:55:41 I don’t know how this fucking works.

Dungeon Master

• 02:55:41 Funny enough,
• 02:55:44 Funny enough, yes.
• 02:55:45 If you are inside the cloud fighting something that is outside of the cloud,
• 02:55:49 you have advantage to hit it.

Luma

• 02:55:51 That’s not what I asked, but okay.

Dungeon Master

• 02:55:53 I don’t know what you’re asking.

Luma

• 02:55:56 I asked if we’re inside the cloud, do we have advantage to hit them when they’re lit up?
• 02:56:00 because they’re the torch in your analogy now.

Dungeon Master

• 02:56:03 No, because the magical darkness can’t be lit up.
• 02:56:06 I was trying to explain to Olivia’s question how it works visually.
• 02:56:10 Something inside the darkness cannot give off any light.

Temerity

• 02:56:17 Does it.
• 02:56:19 I would assume that the advantage cancels out the disadvantage though, right?
• 02:56:23 Or is it just kind of null?

Dungeon Master

• 02:56:26 If both things are inside the darkness, they both have advantage and disadvantage, and it cancels out.

Temerity

• 02:56:32 Gotcha.

Dungeon Master

• 02:56:33 If you are inside the darkness, you can see out of it.
• 02:56:36 You just can’t see.
• 02:56:37 other things that are in it.

Temerity

• 02:56:40 Gotcha.

Hazel

• 02:56:45 So in since this thing, I imagine
• 02:56:47 can’t see through
• 02:56:49 This thing can’t see through magical, the cloaker can’t see through magical darkness. So if we’re in the non, if we’re in the magical darkness, we are hidden from it and gain advantage if we were to range attack it.

Dungeon Master

• 02:57:00 Yes.

Hazel

• 02:57:00 Is that, is that my understanding? Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 02:57:02 Yes.
• 02:57:03 If you hide in the, if you are in the darkness and the cloaker isn’t, you have advantage on the cloaker.
• 02:57:08 This does not apply.
• 02:57:11 So above table knowledge, I’ll just say it this way,
• 02:57:14 the Darkmantles all have 60 feet of blindsight.
• 02:57:18 but the cloaker does not.
• 02:57:21 um,
• 02:57:22 But the dark mental…

Hazel

• 02:57:22 I figured that those things could see through it.

Dungeon Master

• 02:57:25 Yeah.
• 02:57:26 So--

Hazel

• 02:57:26 They’d be kind of shitty monsters if they couldn’t look through their own thing.

Dungeon Master

• 02:57:28 Yeah.

Temerity

• 02:57:29 Hehehehe.

Dungeon Master

• 02:57:30 Um,
• 02:57:31 That brings us to Temerity. You can see the Cloak Arita’s hovering 15 feet in the air.
• 02:57:38 You can hear the Darkmantles, but there’s a magical darkness obscuring them from your sight.

Temerity

• 02:57:45 Yes.

Dungeon Master

• 02:57:46 An attack against a Darkmantle would be flat, whether you reckless or not, because advantage and disadvantage are…
• 02:57:52 No, sorry, I’m wrong. The Darkmantles can see you.
• 02:57:54 You are at disadvantage to hit the Darkmantles, and you are at advantage to hit the Cloaker.

Temerity

• 02:58:04 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 02:58:06 if you are in the darkness.

Temerity

• 02:58:09 Well,
• 02:58:17 Temerity, since this thing is the closest thing, Temerity is definitely going to rage.
• 02:58:25 uh,
• 02:58:26 And is in the darkness, so people don’t see the… except for wrists.
• 02:58:32 Uh,

Dungeon Master

• 02:58:32 Risk can see everything, yeah.

Hazel

• 02:58:32 True.

Temerity

• 02:58:34 - Yeah.
• 02:58:35 Vris gets to see the little silver flames.
• 02:58:41 light up to Temerity’s body.

Hazel

• 02:58:43 end.

Temerity

• 02:58:43 Uh,

Hazel

• 02:58:44 when hemerity rages, that ghostly mist that is
• 02:58:50 uh,
• 02:58:52 that is like shimmering around them catches like aerosol and

Rhysaene

• 02:58:55 Hmm.
• 02:58:58 Penny.

Hazel

• 02:58:59 burns a like burns a
• 02:59:02 a bright green, uh, flame, like flickering off of the, the,
• 02:59:08 Temerity is already like silver embers.

Luma

• 02:59:11 Except nobody can see that because it’s in darkness.

Temerity

• 02:59:12 Hehehehe.
• 02:59:13 Except for wrists.

Hazel

• 02:59:13 Nobody can see.
• 02:59:15 except for risk.

Luma

• 02:59:16 Nope, because it’s in darkness. Nothing can be illuminated in darkness.

Temerity

• 02:59:18 Rhys can see it.

Dungeon Master

• 02:59:19 Rhys can see it.

Luma

• 02:59:19 Nothing can be illuminated in darkness.

Dungeon Master

• 02:59:22 Rhys has magic eyes.

Temerity

• 02:59:25 It’s illuminated, but not illuminated because magic’s goofy.

Rhysaene

• 02:59:25 I have.
• 02:59:31 I got sexy ass.

Temerity

• 02:59:33 Rhys has the eyes to see Schrodinger’s cat.

Hazel

• 02:59:33 - Dude.

Temerity

• 02:59:35 the wizard eyes

Rhysaene

• 02:59:36 .

Dungeon Master

• 02:59:36 Perfect.

Hazel

• 02:59:36 Dude.

Iva

• 02:59:38 Thank you.

Hazel

• 02:59:39 Wizard eyes.

Rhysaene

• 02:59:43 It’s the lesbianism.

Hazel

• 02:59:45 Bye.

Temerity

• 02:59:45 and Temerity’s gonna step forward
• 02:59:49 it kind of feel around a little bit
• 02:59:52 and feels like Hazel’s fur
• 02:59:53 to make sure that Temerity
• 02:59:56 doesn’t hit Hazel
• 02:59:57 and just like

Hazel

• 02:59:58 Hazel Yelps.

Temerity

• 03:00:00 swings the hammer at where they think they hit,
• 03:00:04 they hear the Darkmantle recklessly attacking it.

Dungeon Master

• 03:00:07 You do have to jump to get enough reach to hit it because it is 10 feet deep.
• 03:00:13 up.
• 03:00:14 but you are able to do that.

Temerity

• 03:00:16 Okay.
• 03:00:18 Wow, that’s what makes it reckless.

Dungeon Master

• 03:00:20 You have…
• 03:00:22 disadvantage canceled out by the reckless to be flat.
• 03:00:27 And that is what makes it reckless, yeah.

Temerity

• 03:00:29 21 to hit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:00:34 A 21 with a right flat.
• 03:00:36 of 21 hits.

Temerity

• 03:00:39 All right.

Dungeon Master

• 03:00:45 one.

Temerity

• 03:00:49 Thank you.
• 03:00:52 I…

Rhysaene

• 03:00:58 Very, very quickly, I’m hexing the
• 03:01:00 strength checks of the Cloaker.

Dungeon Master

• 03:01:02 Okay.

Temerity

• 03:01:05 Okay.
• 03:01:06 So
• 03:01:09 12.
• 03:01:10 bludgeoning seven radiant for a total of 19 damage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:01:14 monthly.
• 03:01:16 meeting.
• 03:01:17 on the Darkmantle, Darkmantle one, 19 total.

Temerity

• 03:01:20 Yes.
• 03:01:21 And then
• 03:01:24 It.
• 03:01:27 should make, assuming it can be toppled,
• 03:01:30 It can be knocked prone, I should say.

Dungeon Master

• 03:01:31 laughter

Temerity

• 03:01:32 It should make a constitution saving throw.

Dungeon Master

• 03:01:33 Um,
• 03:01:35 All right, this could be really funny.
• 03:01:38 What’s the DC…

Temerity

• 03:01:39 The DC is 8 plus ability modifier plus…
• 03:01:44 Hold on, I should write out my DC.
• 03:01:45 Fuck me.

Hazel

• 03:01:46 60.
• 03:01:47 And now the reason why I became a dire wolf is coming clear.

Iva

• 03:01:50 Yeah.

Hazel

• 03:01:50 I give myself advantage and then we can also…
• 03:01:53 I give myself advantage for standing near you, except I can’t see you.
• 03:01:56 Never mind.
• 03:01:56 Bop!

Temerity

• 03:01:57 - 14, DC 14.

Dungeon Master

• 03:02:02 I see 14.
• 03:02:04 It rolls a natural six.
• 03:02:06 So I need you to roll me a d6.

Temerity

• 03:02:10 All right.
• 03:02:12 too.

Dungeon Master

• 03:02:14 Thank you.
• 03:02:15 All right.
• 03:02:16 um,

Rhysaene

• 03:02:22 Oh, boy.
• 03:02:24 What is going on?

Dungeon Master

• 03:02:26 you jump up and whack this thing, knocking it all the way to the ground.
• 03:02:32 Unfortunately,
• 03:02:35 The damage from your
• 03:02:37 Attack left it with three hit points.
• 03:02:40 And the fall dealt two hit points worth of damage.

Temerity

• 03:02:40 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 03:02:40 We’ll see you next time.

Temerity

• 03:02:43 laughter

Hazel

• 03:02:43 Oh, I see.

Rhysaene

• 03:02:44 Thank you.

Temerity

• 03:02:44 -
• 03:02:46 That would have been so cool though, just like knocking it to the ground and just splatting it. Just

Dungeon Master

• 03:02:49 I know.

Rhysaene

• 03:02:49 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 03:02:51 You had a…

Temerity

• 03:02:52 laughs

Dungeon Master

• 03:02:52 You had a 50-50 shot of the fall killing it.

Temerity

• 03:02:57 Oh, this die is allergic to rolling threes. I roll ones, twos, fives, and six.

Dungeon Master

• 03:02:59 Oh,
• 03:03:01 It also needs to make two cons
• 03:03:03 consume.
• 03:03:04 What was your first damage? 19. So that’s a DC 10. It passes. The second one is a DC 10. It fails. This one specifically is no longer emanating darkness.

Temerity

• 03:03:20 And then that’s my turn.

Dungeon Master

• 03:03:22 And that’s your turn.

Hazel

• 03:03:24 Corching right this fucker.

Temerity

• 03:03:26 laughs

Dungeon Master

• 03:03:27 -

Temerity

• 03:03:28 laughs

Dungeon Master

• 03:03:28 Um,
• 03:03:29 That brings us to Iva.
• 03:03:31 Iva, you can’t see these guys, but that’s nothing new for you.

Iva

• 03:03:36 Yeah, I was like, oh, dude, great.

Temerity

• 03:03:36 Hehehehe.

Iva

• 03:03:38 Congratulations.
• 03:03:39 It’s just like I didn’t have my lantern.
• 03:03:44 Um…
• 03:03:45 I do have a sense of where they are though.

Dungeon Master

• 03:03:48 Yeah, you know where they are.
• 03:03:49 You also know they’re 30 feet in the air, except for one, which is kind of like splatted on the ground.

Iva

• 03:03:54 Yeah.
• 03:03:58 That’s 25 feet. Oh, fuck what I do.

Dungeon Master

• 03:03:59 Yeah.

Iva

• 03:04:05 Oh, that cloaker model is really cool.

Temerity

• 03:04:08 Uh-huh.

Dungeon Master

• 03:04:08 Yeah.

Iva

• 03:04:13 I don’t know what I did.

Hazel

• 03:04:13 Yeah, that token goes insanely hard, Kit.
• 03:04:16 You keep outdoing yourself with your big boss monster tokens.

Dungeon Master

• 03:04:19 - Okay.

Hazel

• 03:04:19 They’re so cool.

Temerity

• 03:04:19 Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.

Rhysaene

• 03:04:21 Mm-hmm.

Iva

• 03:04:26 Right.
• 03:04:27 I was just gonna run in and try and finish off that one Temerity knockdown.

Dungeon Master

• 03:04:31 Yeah.
• 03:04:32 Your attack against it is flat, neither advantage nor disadvantage.
• 03:04:37 You can’t see it, but it’s also prone.

Iva

• 03:04:38 Oh, look.
• 03:04:39 Let’s go.
• 03:04:41 Uh, that’s a 14 plus 7.

Dungeon Master

• 03:04:44 Got his.

Iva

• 03:04:45 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 03:04:46 um,
• 03:04:47 That hits, you don’t need to roll, you kill it.

Iva

• 03:04:50 I’m rolling anyway.

Dungeon Master

• 03:04:53 Okay, dokie.

Iva

• 03:04:56 It was 7 damage. It wasn’t that much.

Rhysaene

• 03:04:59 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 03:05:00 Anything else from Iva?

Iva

• 03:05:02 Uh, no, no.
• 03:05:05 No.
• 03:05:06 I’m preparing to get bullied.

Dungeon Master

• 03:05:09 That brings us back around to the cloaker.
• 03:05:14 You’re about to get bullied.

Iva

• 03:05:16 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 03:05:17 Oh, boy.

Iva

• 03:05:18 I know, I’m about to get to believe.
• 03:05:19 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 03:05:23 Cloaker moves in.
• 03:05:26 Also bearing in mind that the darkness is up in the air.

Rhysaene

• 03:05:31 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 03:05:31 So it’s going to have to drop out of the darkness.
• 03:05:34 How much did it have to move?
• 03:05:37 It moves.
• 03:05:41 20 feet.
• 03:05:42 forward.
• 03:05:48 drops to be hovering five feet, which is just falling.
• 03:05:59 Iva, you can see it and it can see you.

Iva

• 03:06:01 Let’s go.

Dungeon Master

• 03:06:02 Wait, can you see it? Oh yeah, you guys have lights.

Iva

• 03:06:05 I have a lantern on.

Dungeon Master

• 03:06:05 And you’re not in the magical darkness because it’s above you.
• 03:06:09 um,
• 03:06:10 So
• 03:06:11 Cloaker is just gonna

Iva

• 03:06:14 I have a shrieks as it comes out of the darkness.

Dungeon Master

• 03:06:18 She just attaches to it.
• 03:06:21 It’s going to first
• 03:06:23 stab at you with its tail.

Iva

• 03:06:26 Mm.

Dungeon Master

• 03:06:26 It rolls in 11 plus
• 03:06:28 6 verse 17.

Iva

• 03:06:33 So, team hold.
• 03:06:34 hit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:06:36 So the…
• 03:06:41 That is 13 points of piercing damage as it impales Iva with its tail.

Iva

• 03:06:46 That’s good for me.
• 03:06:48 13?

Dungeon Master

• 03:06:50 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 03:06:51 - Cool.

Iva

• 03:06:52 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Dungeon Master

• 03:06:54 Okay, I’m waiting, I’m waiting, I’m waiting.

Iva

• 03:06:54 No, it doesn’t.
• 03:06:55 I remembered something.

Dungeon Master

• 03:06:57 Okay.

Iva

• 03:06:58 I’m going to.
• 03:07:00 Period.

Dungeon Master

• 03:07:01 What does that do? Reduce damage?

Iva

• 03:07:03 Yeah, it’s like, yeah, I reduced damage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:07:06 just tell me how much you reduce it by.

Iva

• 03:07:09 I reduce it by…
• 03:07:11 Superiority die plus…
• 03:07:13 Greg.
• 03:07:15 So that will be 2 plus…
• 03:07:19 four.

Temerity

• 03:07:21 Perry Kivolowitz: Okay, you cut it almost in half.

Iva

• 03:07:22 So six.

Dungeon Master

• 03:07:25 So six.
• 03:07:26 Yeah, that’s good.
• 03:07:28 Thank you.
• 03:07:31 six
• 03:07:33 Okay, you parry the tail, and as you do, it lunges for you and tries to wrap itself around you.
• 03:07:41 Um,
• 03:07:42 which is another attack roll. I lost my die.
• 03:07:48 it rolls a nine plus six for a total of 15.

Iva

• 03:07:54 15 will miss.

Rhysaene

• 03:07:56 Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 03:07:56 - That’s very…
• 03:07:57 lucky.

Iva

• 03:07:59 Yeah, that 16 AC coming in clutch.

Dungeon Master

• 03:08:04 um,
• 03:08:09 That is the cloaker’s turn, which takes us to Sage.

Hazel

• 03:08:16 - Hello.

Temerity

• 03:08:17 Hello.

Rhysaene

• 03:08:18 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 03:08:19 You can currently see the cloaker.
• 03:08:22 I’m just going to remove that dead dark metal.

Hazel

• 03:08:22 He ate it.
• 03:08:26 Oh, I’m going to get it. Wait, no, it’s 30 feet above me. Nice. Haha. Fuck you.

Temerity

• 03:08:31 He he he.

Hazel

• 03:08:32 They can’t.
• 03:08:33 Yeah.
• 03:08:34 Uh,

Temerity

• 03:08:35 I don’t know.

Hazel

• 03:08:37 She’s gonna move around.
• 03:08:40 um

Temerity

• 03:08:43 Thank you.

Hazel

• 03:08:45 Oh, actually.
• 03:08:46 I thought for some reason, I thought that, uh,
• 03:08:49 PAC tactics worked on site.
• 03:08:51 It doesn’t actually work on site.
• 03:08:54 Firewolves are just like that.
• 03:08:56 Um,
• 03:08:57 Alright, I will bite at the…
• 03:09:01 at the cloaker since, uh,
• 03:09:04 Since Iva is within five feet of it, I gain advantage to hit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:09:08 Yes.
• 03:09:09 Whack it.

Hazel

• 03:09:12 That is.
• 03:09:14 15. Okay, well, 21.

Dungeon Master

• 03:09:18 21 hits.

Hazel

• 03:09:22 And
• 03:09:25 Oof.
• 03:09:25 Well, I rolled a one, so four damage.
• 03:09:29 If the target is a large or smaller creature, it gains the prone condition.
• 03:09:36 Also, I guess it can be proned.
• 03:09:38 well.

Dungeon Master

• 03:09:38 It can be proned and it is larger, smaller.
• 03:09:42 The cloaker falls to the ground.

Hazel

• 03:09:45 Fucking Hazel like runs.
• 03:09:48 Yeah.
• 03:09:49 runs around behind it and, like, hops up, grabs the back of its neck
• 03:09:53 and just, like, slams it into the ground.
• 03:09:55 Just like, brr!

Temerity

• 03:09:56 Hehehehe.

Dungeon Master

• 03:10:01 Is that all for Hazel?

Hazel

• 03:10:04 Uh, yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 03:10:08 brings us to Rhys.

Temerity

• 03:10:10 Let me give you an updated map.

Rhysaene

• 03:10:13 Oh.
• 03:10:14 Um…

Temerity

• 03:10:17 Mike.
• 03:10:19 I’m also going to include the Dragon Disco just because it
• 03:10:22 includes like
• 03:10:24 health and stuff.

Rhysaene

• 03:10:26 Thank you.
• 03:10:29 You were so clean too.

Dungeon Master

• 03:10:31 Yeah, I have to, by the way, I have to run this encounter in the staff bot channel on the NLP.

Temerity

• 03:10:37 Hehehehe.

Rhysaene

• 03:10:37 Oh, no.

Iva

• 03:10:40 You’re like, don’t look here, guys.

Dungeon Master

• 03:10:44 I don’t know.

Rhysaene

• 03:10:44 Mm-hmm.

Dungeon Master

• 03:10:46 Crobe is sitting there like, what the fuck is happening?

Temerity

• 03:10:49 laughs

Iva

• 03:10:50 You’re like, don’t worry about it.

Rhysaene

• 03:10:59 Oh man, the cloak had just came down, huh?
• 03:11:02 Um,

Temerity

• 03:11:03 Yeah.

Hazel

• 03:11:04 I apologize to the arranged people in our party,

Rhysaene

• 03:11:07 That’s okay.

Hazel

• 03:11:07 I do wish I could choose to not make it prone.

Dungeon Master

• 03:11:14 We’re not going to go back.
• 03:11:16 I think I would be okay allowing you to choose not to prone stuff with that.

Hazel

• 03:11:22 Okay.
• 03:11:23 Thank you. I’ll- I’ll- I’ll- that’s very- that’s very kind.

Rhysaene

• 03:11:23 Um.
• 03:11:27 -
• 03:11:28 Um, it’s okay. I got a great soda anyway.
• 03:11:33 Um,
• 03:11:35 So the clock is prone.

Dungeon Master

• 03:11:37 It is prone.
• 03:11:39 So advantage to hit it.

Rhysaene

• 03:11:39 - Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 03:11:41 in melee disadvantage at range.

Rhysaene

• 03:11:43 That is okay. I charge forward. I’m going to go…
• 03:11:47 wallop it.
• 03:11:49 with my great sword.

Dungeon Master

• 03:11:50 yeah whack it.

Rhysaene

• 03:11:53 Okay.
• 03:11:56 How?
• 03:11:57 How far do I need to get to it? Yeah, okay. I think I have 40 feet of movement should get me there, right?

Dungeon Master

• 03:12:02 Yeah.
• 03:12:03 Yeah, for sure.

Rhysaene

• 03:12:05 And it is not wrapped around either or anything.

Dungeon Master

• 03:12:08 No, it is not currently. Luckily for everyone, it missed that.

Rhysaene

• 03:12:13 Okay.
• 03:12:14 Uh, I have a drainage!

Dungeon Master

• 03:12:16 Yes.

Rhysaene

• 03:12:17 Okay.
• 03:12:19 I will swing my great sword.

Dungeon Master

• 03:12:22 Swing away.

Rhysaene

• 03:12:22 Thank you.
• 03:12:23 Oh, that’s, yeah, okay, I need that advantage.
• 03:12:26 Okay, 15%.

Dungeon Master

• 03:12:29 A 15 on the cloaker will hit.

Rhysaene

• 03:12:32 Yay, okay.
• 03:12:33 I really need a better bondage.
• 03:12:35 Thank you, Mariah.

Hazel

• 03:12:37 No.

Temerity

• 03:12:38 Hehehehe.

Rhysaene

• 03:12:39 Okay, so I got my
• 03:12:41 Great sword plus great sword from Austin plus my hex, so that will be…
• 03:12:48 Uh, okay.
• 03:12:50 Uh…
• 03:12:52 three and a one on the die. Oh, plus my D, six.
• 03:12:56 Oh, okay. That’s good.
• 03:12:57 So, uh,

Dungeon Master

• 03:12:58 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 03:13:00 Thanks, sir.
• 03:13:02 uh…
• 03:13:05 Oh,
• 03:13:06 yeah yeah yeah 14 points of damage

Dungeon Master

• 03:13:10 Thanks.

Rhysaene

• 03:13:12 Oh no, sorry, 16 points of damage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:13:13 people.

Rhysaene

• 03:13:15 But I don’t know.
• 03:13:17 It’s…
• 03:13:19 Yeah.
• 03:13:20 Yeah, 14 points of damage. I don’t know if it has any resistances or anything, but 6 of that is necrotic.

Dungeon Master

• 03:13:23 Mm-hmm.
• 03:13:25 hell.
• 03:13:26 It doesn’t matter, yeah.
• 03:13:27 I don’t need, no resistance is no need to split any damage on these guys.

Rhysaene

• 03:13:30 Mm-hmm.
• 03:13:32 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 03:13:34 Is that all for risks?

Rhysaene

• 03:13:36 Yes.

Dungeon Master

• 03:13:39 brings us to Luma.

Rhysaene

• 03:13:41 I have a thing I can do.

Dungeon Master

• 03:13:43 Okay.

Rhysaene

• 03:13:44 Did I move at least 20 feet towards it?

Dungeon Master

• 03:13:48 Uh-huh.
• 03:13:49 You were here.
• 03:13:51 you were here, I think.

Hazel

• 03:13:52 or C.

Dungeon Master

• 03:13:54 Yes, you moved exactly 20 feet towards it.

Hazel

• 03:13:55 Mm-hmm.

Rhysaene

• 03:13:56 Okay, so we get to do this for the first time of the campaign. I’m gonna turn around and I’m gonna fucking stomp my hoops into it.

Hazel

• 03:13:56 Of course, see.

Dungeon Master

• 03:13:57 We’re still.

Temerity

• 03:14:00 - Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 03:14:04 All right.

Temerity

• 03:14:06 - Yes.

Hazel

• 03:14:08 or C.

Rhysaene

• 03:14:08 Which is, one second.

Hazel

• 03:14:13 It’s an an arm strike, right?
• 03:14:17 like a fancy one.

Rhysaene

• 03:14:18 Yeah, it’s a
• 03:14:19 It’s a plus three.
• 03:14:21 I do have advantage there.
• 03:14:23 Yeah.

Hazel

• 03:14:23 Okay.

Rhysaene

• 03:14:24 Oh, okay.
• 03:14:26 Uh…
• 03:14:29 Okay, yeah, 15 to hit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:14:32 15 hits and it does still proc hex.

Rhysaene

• 03:14:35 Touch.
• 03:14:37 So that is, oh god.
• 03:14:40 Yeah.
• 03:14:41 I think that’s a wonderful plan.

Dungeon Master

• 03:14:44 Does the ability have a set damage or is it just an unarmed strike?

Rhysaene

• 03:14:50 It’s 1d6 plus my strength modifier, so plus one.

Dungeon Master

• 03:14:52 Okay.

Rhysaene

• 03:14:56 So it’ll be 2d6 plus 1.

Dungeon Master

• 03:14:58 Yes.

Rhysaene

• 03:15:00 So that will be…
• 03:15:03 And
• 03:15:05 to the six plus one,
• 03:15:08 Okay.
• 03:15:11 Oh my god, okay, 11 points of damage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:15:16 at.

Rhysaene

• 03:15:17 Because I rolled a double five on the die.

Dungeon Master

• 03:15:17 Is that all for risk?
• 03:15:23 Is that all for risk?

Rhysaene

• 03:15:24 Yes.

Dungeon Master

• 03:15:26 OK, that makes it Luma for real.

Luma

• 03:15:29 If we’re to hit for 11 damage.
• 03:15:31 It’s my turn.

Dungeon Master

• 03:15:32 on the cloaker.

Luma

• 03:15:34 Sure.

Dungeon Master

• 03:15:35 Okay.
• 03:15:49 That brings us to Darkmantle 2.
• 03:15:56 Darkmantle 2.
• 03:15:59 going to
• 03:16:01 Over here.
• 03:16:03 and drop down onto wrists.
• 03:16:10 does not have advantage, but it does not know that risk can see in its darkness.
• 03:16:16 So.
• 03:16:16 It just has a flat attack.
• 03:16:19 um,
• 03:16:21 Oh, Rhys has advantage to hit Darkmantle 3.
• 03:16:25 Mm-hmm.
• 03:16:26 11 plus
• 03:16:30 Five, 16 to hit.

Rhysaene

• 03:16:33 Oh, okay.
• 03:16:36 Do I have anything to stop this?
• 03:16:38 One second.
• 03:16:41 Oh, so we use it.

Dungeon Master

• 03:16:44 It’s going to go here just for my peace of mind instead of there.

Rhysaene

• 03:16:52 I get all this shit back on the shoulders anyway.
• 03:16:53 Yeah, I’ll fucking shield using a level to use false.

Dungeon Master

• 03:16:57 You watch as this thing drops and tries to wrap itself around you and you call up your magic to protect you and it is deflected from hitting you.
• 03:17:07 Okay.
• 03:17:11 Darkmantle three.
• 03:17:14 is going to do the same thing, but it’s going to drop on Iva.

Iva

• 03:17:19 Oh, no.

Dungeon Master

• 03:17:20 on who.
• 03:17:21 on whom it does have advantage. And this plunges Temerity and Iva into the darkness as well as the cloaker.
• 03:17:31 has advantage to hit IVO.
• 03:17:34 natural 15 and a natural 7. So 15 plus 5 is 20.

Iva

• 03:17:40 That was it.

Temerity

• 03:17:40 Thank you.

Dungeon Master

• 03:17:42 Let’s see.
• 03:17:52 You take eight points of bludgeoning damage as this thing wraps completely around your head and envelops it.

Iva

• 03:18:00 Oh, cool.

Temerity

• 03:18:03 Oh, boy.

Dungeon Master

• 03:18:03 You are blinded, not that that matters,
• 03:18:06 ’cause you already can’t see.
• 03:18:08 Oh, I guess beyond the darkness.

Rhysaene

• 03:18:08 Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 03:18:09 Now you’re completely blinded.
• 03:18:12 While attached,
• 03:18:14 Uh,
• 03:18:19 on.
• 03:18:25 No, it just can only attack you.
• 03:18:31 at advantage.
• 03:18:32 actually kind of sucks for a Darkmantle to attach to someone.
• 03:18:38 Oh, okay.
• 03:18:39 you’re suffocating.
• 03:18:41 um,
• 03:18:43 it begins suffocating you.

Iva

• 03:18:43 You know, it sucks for him to be attached to someone, though.

Dungeon Master

• 03:18:47 um,

Temerity

• 03:18:48 Hehehehe.

Hazel

• 03:18:48 Hold your breath, Iva.
• 03:18:50 You got it.

Dungeon Master

• 03:18:51 - No, holding your breath doesn’t work
• 03:18:53 ’cause it’s, you start with suffocating.

Hazel

• 03:18:56 Yeah, no, I know.

Dungeon Master

• 03:18:57 uh,
• 03:18:58 So you gain one level of exhaustion at the end of each of your turns.
• 03:19:04 But the exhaustion goes away immediately once you can breathe again.

Iva

• 03:19:04 That’s not right.

Dungeon Master

• 03:19:09 So at the end of your turn, you’ll gain a level of exhaustion if this thing is not off of you by then.
• 03:19:14 Thank you.

Hazel

• 03:19:14 fucking terrifying.

Dungeon Master

• 03:19:16 That is its turn that brings us to Temerity.

Temerity

• 03:19:22 Um…

Dungeon Master

• 03:19:25 Temerity Ellen’s iPhone: Does attach not have automation.

Hazel

• 03:19:25 nightmare.

Dungeon Master

• 03:19:28 No, it doesn’t. Awesome.

Temerity

• 03:19:33 - Man, should I try and like,
• 03:19:35 Rip this thing off of Iva’s head or should I get the other Darkmantle or focus on the Cloaker bug?

Hazel

• 03:19:42 I guess that would be a good question.
• 03:19:45 Are we able to like do a check to.
• 03:19:47 the help.
• 03:19:48 Iva, get it off her head.

Dungeon Master

• 03:19:49 Yeah, you could use your action to try and pull it off of us.

Hazel

• 03:19:54 like a Grappolo dimension.

Dungeon Master

• 03:19:57 can use hold on.
• 03:19:59 you can
• 03:20:01 Use your action.
• 03:20:03 to
• 03:20:04 to
• 03:20:08 try and detach it by making a DC 13 athletics check.

Hazel

• 03:20:13 In the evening, okay.
• 03:20:17 Sorry, dire wolves aren’t proficient in athletics.

Temerity

• 03:20:20 Hehehehe.
• 03:20:21 Yeah, I can rip Roar through that.
• 03:20:23 Through that check.
• 03:20:25 But…
• 03:20:26 Does it exist within the same space as Iva?

Dungeon Master

• 03:20:30 Um…
• 03:20:32 Technically,
• 03:20:34 What does it say?

Hazel

• 03:20:39 It’s also a risk for you losing rage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:20:43 I think attacking keeps the rage.
• 03:20:44 Oh, pulling it off would be.
• 03:20:46 I see what you’re saying.
• 03:20:47 We’re going to say that…
• 03:20:49 Yes, it’s in Iva’s space, effectively.
• 03:20:52 It doesn’t.
• 03:20:53 It’s not really clear, but it’s on her head.

Temerity

• 03:20:57 Okay.
• 03:21:00 Mmm.
• 03:21:02 Am I able to hit it without hurting Iva?

Dungeon Master

• 03:21:05 Yes.
• 03:21:05 You’re able to hit the Cloaker or the Darkmantle without hurting Iva.

Temerity

• 03:21:05 Okay.
• 03:21:09 Okay, then.
• 03:21:10 Tim Reddy is going to five foot step here.
• 03:21:15 And smack.
• 03:21:17 The Dark Mentor on Iva’s head.
• 03:21:19 real fast.

Hazel

• 03:21:21 Just imagine if he fucking like baseball swing and just goes dong.

Dungeon Master

• 03:21:21 the
• 03:21:24 The attack is.

Temerity

• 03:21:25 I am reckless attacking…

Dungeon Master

• 03:21:27 flat because you are reckless attacking.

Temerity

• 03:21:30 Protection from good and evil. So if these are aberrations or something else, they will have it get
• 03:21:37 They have a flat attack against me.
• 03:21:39 instead of advantage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:21:39 Yeah.
• 03:21:40 Yes.

Hazel

• 03:21:43 That was the main range.
• 03:21:44 on.
• 03:21:48 I would have put it on AIBA, but I was like,

Temerity

• 03:21:48 All right.

Hazel

• 03:21:51 letting you just like.

Temerity

• 03:21:52 Six.

Hazel

• 03:21:52 reckless attack.

Temerity

• 03:21:54 tool.

Hazel

• 03:21:54 at least.

Temerity

• 03:21:56 23 to hit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:21:58 That will hit.

Temerity

• 03:21:59 All right.
• 03:22:07 syndrome.
• 03:22:15 thing.
• 03:22:17 27 total damage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:22:19 Okay.

Temerity

• 03:22:21 against Darkmantle.
• 03:22:24 Two, I think? Whichever one’s on Naiva.

Dungeon Master

• 03:22:27 It is…
• 03:22:29 Durk Mantle three.
• 03:22:31 who is dead now.

Temerity

• 03:22:33 All right, that procs my great weapon master.
• 03:22:36 which lets me use hue.

Dungeon Master

• 03:22:37 It does indeed.

Temerity

• 03:22:39 Uh…
• 03:22:41 And so I can use my bonus action
• 03:22:43 to attack Darkmantle 2.

Dungeon Master

• 03:22:46 Darkmantle 2, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 03:22:49 you can.

Temerity

• 03:22:53 15 plus 621 to hit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:22:56 21 hits.

Hazel

• 03:23:00 Get this fucking darkness out of here, Temerity.
• 03:23:01 Big money, no whammies.

Temerity

• 03:23:03 This one’s going to be a lot less damage
• 03:23:06 12 damage
• 03:23:10 against Darkmantle 2.

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:11 Yeah.

Temerity

• 03:23:11 And then it has to make a…

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:14 - Right.

Temerity

• 03:23:15 constitutioned

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:17 Cons to save versus problems.

Temerity

• 03:23:17 Saving throw.

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:20 With its plus one, it rolls a nat 20.

Temerity

• 03:23:20 Yes.

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:23 It is not prone.

Temerity

• 03:23:24 Holy shit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:24 It somehow endures…
• 03:23:26 Endures the strike and stays floating in the air.

Temerity

• 03:23:27 Thank you.
• 03:23:29 Oh my god! Determined-ass Darkmantle!

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:33 You know what’s wild is these weird-ass squid things don’t have hover.

Temerity

• 03:23:37 laughs

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:38 They just have a fly speed.

Hazel

• 03:23:40 These dark angels will be entangled to defeating the warring

Temerity

• 03:23:40 That’s really funny.

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:40 So…
• 03:23:45 Is that all for Temerity?

Temerity

• 03:23:45 That is all for my turn.

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:50 That brings us to Iva.

Iva

• 03:23:53 Well, I am no longer suffocating, which is good.

Dungeon Master

• 03:23:56 You are no longer suffocating.
• 03:23:58 You can breathe again as Temerity
• 03:24:00 clips the top of this thing and sends it flipping through the air into a wall.

Temerity

• 03:24:05 Yeah.

Iva

• 03:24:06 I’m poking their head out of their new, uh,
• 03:24:08 scarf.

Hazel

• 03:24:11 This cloak is bisected by darkness.

Temerity

• 03:24:11 Mhm.

Iva

• 03:24:11 Eh.
• 03:24:12 Thank you.

Temerity

• 03:24:15 laughs

Dungeon Master

• 03:24:18 Sure, the cloaker over here is visible.
• 03:24:21 It is out of the darkness over here.

Hazel

• 03:24:27 intentions are better.

Iva

• 03:24:27 And it’s prone.

Hazel

• 03:24:29 Yes, it is.
• 03:24:31 There’s also the other Darkmantle.
• 03:24:33 that got hit.
• 03:24:36 and

Iva

• 03:24:36 Nah, that’s a Temerity problem.

Temerity

• 03:24:39 Hehehehe.

Iva

• 03:24:42 I’m going to swing on the cloaker.

Dungeon Master

• 03:24:47 Swing on the cloaker.

Iva

• 03:24:53 - I’m warning you.

Dungeon Master

• 03:24:55 That hits.

Iva

• 03:24:56 Yeah, that’s what

Dungeon Master

• 03:24:57 Yep, that hits.

Iva

• 03:25:02 uh for eight damage

Dungeon Master

• 03:25:09 Cloaker is now bloodied.

Iva

• 03:25:12 I am then going to…
• 03:25:15 Tell, uh,
• 03:25:19 uh,
• 03:25:20 chuzzled to hit hit hit it again.

Dungeon Master

• 03:25:26 Hit it again.

Hazel

• 03:25:28 uh,

Dungeon Master

• 03:25:28 Hey there, book ed.

Hazel

• 03:25:28 Yeah, sure.
• 03:25:31 I rolled two 14s on my on my roll.
• 03:25:34 So that is
• 03:25:36 plus 14 plus 5, 19.

Dungeon Master

• 03:25:41 A 19 will hit the cloaker.

Iva

• 03:25:44 You will get to add D8 damage to this.

Rhysaene

• 03:25:49 Nice.

Hazel

• 03:25:52 So five plus three is…
• 03:25:54 Eight plus another three is 11, 11 days.

Dungeon Master

• 03:25:58 11 damage on the cloaker.
• 03:26:02 IHP
• 03:26:04 Welcome.
• 03:26:06 you can still have it.
• 03:26:10 Is that all for Iva?

Iva

• 03:26:13 Yes.

Dungeon Master

• 03:26:15 No.
• 03:26:19 It is the Cloaker’s turn.
• 03:26:22 The cloaker will retaliate.
• 03:26:25 After it stands up.
• 03:26:28 or floats up or whatever.

Hazel

• 03:26:29 Okay, okay.

Dungeon Master

• 03:26:29 It’s going to try and…

Temerity

• 03:26:30 Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 03:26:31 Oh, oh.

Dungeon Master

• 03:26:31 It’s going to try and tail spear Iva.
• 03:26:36 It rolls a natural 16 so that’ll hit.

Temerity

• 03:26:37 rude.

Rhysaene

• 03:26:40 Whoa.

Dungeon Master

• 03:26:40 Well, for a while.

Iva

• 03:26:40 I will hit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:26:41 16 plus…
• 03:26:44 So 22, unless you have something for that.

Iva

• 03:26:47 No, I can only…
• 03:26:49 drop damage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:26:51 five plus
• 03:26:52 uh,
• 03:26:56 five plus, uh,
• 03:26:58 three for a total of eight.
• 03:27:00 piercing damages its steps with Kale.

Iva

• 03:27:02 I am going to spend a superiority die to drop the damage again.

Dungeon Master

• 03:27:06 Okay.

Hazel

• 03:27:08 any superiority diet you have?

Iva

• 03:27:10 four.

Hazel

• 03:27:11 God damn.

Dungeon Master

• 03:27:12 gets them all back every short rest.

Iva

• 03:27:13 and I get them on a short rest.

Rhysaene

• 03:27:13 - We did also show us.

Hazel

• 03:27:15 Yeah, no, I know that you can sit back on a shorter.

Iva

• 03:27:17 I dropped… How much damage did I take?

Dungeon Master

• 03:27:20 Eight.

Iva

• 03:27:21 I drop the damage down by 11.

Dungeon Master

• 03:27:26 So you prevent all of it.

Iva

• 03:27:27 and prevent the damage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:27:31 That’s all the closure does.

Temerity

• 03:27:31 Nice.

Iva

• 03:27:33 get parried.

Dungeon Master

• 03:27:34 Sage.

Hazel

• 03:27:37 on.
• 03:27:38 Fuck it, I’m going to steal the kill from Temerity.

Rhysaene

• 03:27:41 Thank you.

Temerity

• 03:27:42 laughs

Hazel

• 03:27:42 run into the darkness and she’s going to
• 03:27:46 uh, attempt to attack the dark, uh,
• 03:27:50 the Darkmantle.

Dungeon Master

• 03:27:50 You have disadvantage because you cannot see it.

Hazel

• 03:27:54 And yet it cancels out because of pack tactics.

Dungeon Master

• 03:27:57 And it cancels out because of Pact Tactics.

Hazel

• 03:28:02 tactics. I’m a fucking Morlock now.

Rhysaene

• 03:28:04 Pakti, hvað er það?

Dungeon Master

• 03:28:04 - Yeah.

Iva

• 03:28:05 Thank you.

Temerity

• 03:28:05 laughs

Dungeon Master

• 03:28:08 for long to be like.

Rhysaene

• 03:28:08 last of you all.

Hazel

• 03:28:10 Hee hee hee.
• 03:28:13 It is a 13 plus five.

Dungeon Master

• 03:28:16 A 13 plus five hits.

Hazel

• 03:28:16 18?
• 03:28:21 out here hopefully I actually kill it.

Rhysaene

• 03:28:25 Thank you.

Hazel

• 03:28:26 Uh, what’s the zero on the D10? That’s a 10, right?

Dungeon Master

• 03:28:29 10, 10.

Rhysaene

• 03:28:29 Yeah, that’s a 10.

Hazel

• 03:28:30 Okay? Okay? ’Cause I was like, I did not roll the sticker on the head and shit did I.

Dungeon Master

• 03:28:30 Yeah.

Temerity

• 03:28:32 laughter

Rhysaene

• 03:28:33 Thank you.

Hazel

• 03:28:35 laughing

Temerity

• 03:28:36 That’d be really funny to just have a zero on a die.

Hazel

• 03:28:37 - Yeah.
• 03:28:38 Thank you.
• 03:28:39 Uh…

Temerity

• 03:28:39 Yeah, no, you don’t roll anything.

Rhysaene

• 03:28:40 sad music

Hazel

• 03:28:41 13 damage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:28:42 laughs
• 03:28:44 uh,
• 03:28:46 That ends its, oops, that ends its life.

Hazel

• 03:28:51 She grabs it and just throws it against the wall.
• 03:28:54 It splats.

Rhysaene

• 03:28:55 sigh

Temerity

• 03:28:55 Yeah.

Dungeon Master

• 03:28:57 Anything else for Hazel?

Hazel

• 03:28:59 Uh.
• 03:29:00 Now that’s my turn.

Dungeon Master

• 03:29:02 Then that brings us to risks.

Temerity

• 03:29:02 Finally, yeah.

Hazel

• 03:29:04 No more darkness. Thank fucking God.

Rhysaene

• 03:29:04 Oh.

Temerity

• 03:29:04 No more darkness.

Dungeon Master

• 03:29:07 True. There’s no more darkness.

Rhysaene

• 03:29:07 Thank you.
• 03:29:09 plan.
• 03:29:13 Now my darkness, though, you can’t see all the fucking light shit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:29:15 I’m sorry.
• 03:29:16 Unfortunately, the darkness ends right at time for…
• 03:29:21 For Rhys’s turn, Rhys, the only person who has an upper hand against the cloaker in the darkness.

Rhysaene

• 03:29:26 It’s okay.

Hazel

• 03:29:27 - Good.

Temerity

• 03:29:27 Hey, hey, hey.

Rhysaene

• 03:29:28 Um,
• 03:29:30 No, that’s just fun.
• 03:29:36 Oh, I also gained some temporary help weights from that same day.

Dungeon Master

• 03:29:40 Yeah, you do.

Rhysaene

• 03:29:44 Um,

Temerity

• 03:29:46 I should update you with the map.

Rhysaene

• 03:29:47 Have a…
• 03:29:48 Where is the last thing?

Temerity

• 03:29:51 It’s right next to you.

Dungeon Master

• 03:29:52 You’re right next to it.

Rhysaene

• 03:29:53 Oh, yeah.

Temerity

• 03:29:54 Yeah, hold on, sorry.

Rhysaene

• 03:29:54 Oh, beautiful.

Temerity

• 03:29:56 uh, pink.
• 03:29:58 Bank.

Hazel

• 03:30:00 wait, well,

Rhysaene

• 03:30:01 Thank you.
• 03:30:02 I was with my greatsword, Daddy.
• 03:30:05 But I’m using funnest I can move my hex as well.

Dungeon Master

• 03:30:05 Go for it.
• 03:30:08 The hex was always on the cloaker.

Rhysaene

• 03:30:11 Oh.
• 03:30:13 Yeah.
• 03:30:15 Oh, it was the coconut deck.

Dungeon Master

• 03:30:16 No.

Temerity

• 03:30:16 No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 03:30:17 We killed the Darkmantles.

Rhysaene

• 03:30:18 Oh, okay, okay, my bad, my bad.
• 03:30:20 Okay, I’m gonna kill the fucking cook.

Dungeon Master

• 03:30:23 Yes.

Temerity

• 03:30:24 Fucking.

Hazel

• 03:30:26 Spurling eyes.

Rhysaene

• 03:30:28 So that is a…
• 03:30:32 Uh, for fín to hit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:30:35 A 15 will hit the cloaker.

Rhysaene

• 03:30:37 Yay!
• 03:30:39 So that would be…
• 03:30:44 Okay.
• 03:30:45 2D6, I just need to.
• 03:30:47 Bye-bye.
• 03:30:48 Sorry, I’m…
• 03:30:49 moving my fingers around in the need of this in my house right now.
• 03:30:57 Oh, OK.
• 03:30:59 uh, 10,
• 03:31:02 plus
• 03:31:03 I’m going to modify it, so that would be…
• 03:31:08 six
• 03:31:11 I mean, uh,
• 03:31:13 Sorry, I’m bad at math.
• 03:31:15 Uh,
• 03:31:15 Mine.
• 03:31:16 us.
• 03:31:18 focus too.
• 03:31:20 So that would be.
• 03:31:23 Mm-mm.
• 03:31:24 Oh God.
• 03:31:26 Peace.
• 03:31:27 14 plus
• 03:31:31 16 points of damage.

Dungeon Master

• 03:31:33 16 points of damage.
• 03:31:36 Mm-hmm.
• 03:31:38 You rip into this aberrant creature with eldritch magic and damage it.
• 03:31:44 And it is looking pretty hurt.

Rhysaene

• 03:31:49 Oh.
• 03:31:51 That’ll find me.

Dungeon Master

• 03:31:53 risks.
• 03:31:57 That brings us back to Luma.

Luma

• 03:32:00 I miss, I end my turn.

Dungeon Master

• 03:32:06 Alrighty.
• 03:32:08 That brings us back to a dead Darkmantle.
• 03:32:14 and a dead, Darkmantle.
• 03:32:18 and a dead Darkmantle.
• 03:32:23 And Temerity.

Temerity

• 03:32:26 I shall five foot step back over.
• 03:32:29 and smack this thing with my hammer.
• 03:32:32 bring it, whip it around real quick.

Dungeon Master

• 03:32:32 Go for it.

Temerity

• 03:32:37 Reckless attacking.

Dungeon Master

• 03:32:43 Yes.
• 03:32:44 Go for it.

Temerity

• 03:32:45 Um.
• 03:32:47 6 plus…
• 03:32:48 16.22 to hit.

Dungeon Master

• 03:32:51 22 will hit.

Temerity

• 03:32:56 We need.
• 03:32:59 One.
• 03:33:02 I
• 03:33:09 23 damage total.
• 03:33:11 Do you need it split?

Dungeon Master

• 03:33:14 Um, no, what I need you to do is describe how you finish off the cloaker.

Temerity

• 03:33:21 uh, to Temerity, uh,
• 03:33:24 quickly whips back around, uh,
• 03:33:28 After having…
• 03:33:29 uh,
• 03:33:31 Hazel.
• 03:33:32 Fling the last Darkmantle against the wall.
• 03:33:36 and rounds
• 03:33:41 comes around risks.
• 03:33:43 And using that momentum just kind of uppercuts it with their hammer, just like snapping its neck.
• 03:33:51 Just…

Dungeon Master

• 03:33:53 There’s a quick…
• 03:33:54 This massive creature flails and spasms and it spreads its wings trying to flap you guys away and then it immediately stops moving and the wings fall like leaves upon the wind drifting down to the ground before it finally stops moving entirely.

Hazel

• 03:34:18 End my wild sheet.

Rhysaene

• 03:34:20 Oh

Dungeon Master

• 03:34:22 Um,
• 03:34:24 the
• 03:34:27 The cloaker…
• 03:34:30 is defeated. You’re left standing in this chamber
• 03:34:35 um,
• 03:34:40 I have…
• 03:34:40 been asked if we could end here.
• 03:34:44 I guess, and continue with this chamber and whatever else next time.

Rhysaene

• 03:34:51 It’s,
• 03:34:52 of stuff.
• 03:34:54 Anything that we need to talk about as far as that? Are people okay?

Dungeon Master

• 03:34:58 No, Bruce is just tired.

Rhysaene

• 03:35:00 Okay.

Iva

• 03:35:00 Yeah, no, I’m just, I have been up since like 8 a.m.,

Rhysaene

• 03:35:05 Oh, okay, okay.

Iva

• 03:35:05 My…

Temerity

• 03:35:05 - Thank you.

Iva

• 03:35:07 Thank you.

Hazel

• 03:35:07 I want to.

Iva

• 03:35:07 - Yeah.

Hazel

• 03:35:08 I want to,
• 03:35:09 Jesus, Jesus,
• 03:35:10 gonna see if she can do a little project with Luma. I want to see if we can make like a fucking cowl out of his cloaker.

Rhysaene

• 03:35:17 Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 03:35:19 um,

Hazel

• 03:35:19 That’d be fucking sick.

Temerity

• 03:35:20 - Yes, yes.

Dungeon Master

• 03:35:21 I want to do a quick bit of mathematics because I believe
• 03:35:27 believe something interesting could come with this.
• 03:35:30 840.
• 03:35:38 plus something
• 03:35:40 eat.
• 03:35:41 goals.
• 03:35:42 Um,
• 03:35:43 Okay, so I’ll start.
• 03:35:45 So I’m not going to do the suspense thing.
• 03:35:47 Um,
• 03:35:48 I’ll start by saying you guys will level up
• 03:35:51 And you could come into next session having leveled up.

Rhysaene

• 03:35:55 Yeah.

Temerity

• 03:35:55 Oh.

Dungeon Master

• 03:35:56 um, you’ll,

Rhysaene

• 03:35:56 Whoa.

Temerity

• 03:35:56 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 03:35:57 You have not done any resting, so any new usages of things and any new hit points you will gain,
• 03:36:04 but you do not heal anything that you have lost, if that makes sense.

Rhysaene

• 03:36:07 Hmm.

Temerity

• 03:36:08 Gotcha.

Dungeon Master

• 03:36:09 um,

Rhysaene

• 03:36:10 Okay.

Dungeon Master

• 03:36:11 The funny thing is by pure mathematics…
• 03:36:16 You guys are…
• 03:36:19 20 XP short of reaching level five by pure combat XP.

Temerity

• 03:36:23 - Yeah.

Rhysaene

• 03:36:24 - No.

Dungeon Master

• 03:36:28 So for next session, you will come in fifth level
• 03:36:31 Um,
• 03:36:32 We’ll continue with this…
• 03:36:36 the wrap up of this chamber and whatever else you decide to do with the vaults.
• 03:36:41 Um,

Hazel

• 03:36:44 - Why?

Rhysaene

• 03:36:44 I am, level five.

Iva

• 03:36:44 Yeah, sorry.
• 03:36:46 Sorry about that.

Rhysaene

• 03:36:48 It’s okay.

Hazel

• 03:36:48 No, you’re good.

Temerity

• 03:36:49 Where is?

Rhysaene

• 03:36:50 I thought it was like a thing. I was like, oh god, we need to

Iva

• 03:36:55 Yeah, the thing is, I’m feeding.

Rhysaene

• 03:36:58 It’s just my… No, no, no. It’s not you or anything, guys. It’s the fact that my previous experiences

Temerity

• 03:36:59 I’m fading.