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Temerity
00:00:01Oh, how do I set this?
Iva
00:00:01Oh,
Hazel
00:00:01panicking.
Dungeon Master
00:00:02Yay.
Hazel
00:00:03You’re bringing up
Luma
00:00:03Party cam on.
Dungeon Master
00:00:04Body cam on.
Iva
00:00:05The pot of cam’s on.
Dungeon Master
00:00:06Um,00:00:08Would anyone like to just quickly remind us what’s going on?00:00:12Does not have to be a full session recap.
Temerity
00:00:17Um,00:00:19Haven’t done in a while.00:00:22So,00:00:23right now.00:00:25from what I remembered, is that we had just00:00:28We had finished00:00:30exploring that workshop.00:00:33We found the Tarnar hole.00:00:35uh,00:00:37And, um,00:00:40We found the like…00:00:45religious shrine00:00:47Hazel made a prayer, got a spooky vision.00:00:50And, uh…00:00:54we entered a different room and were jumped by three Darkmantles and a cloaker,00:00:58and we’re able to successfully deal with those, uh,00:01:02Those critters.00:01:04And we had just finished that when we ended session.
Dungeon Master
00:01:10Uh,00:01:12I do have a request.00:01:14From Silas Wintermist, he asked you to please stop referring to it as the Tarnar hole.
Temerity
00:01:19you
Iva
00:01:20Thank you.00:01:22you
Hazel
00:01:23Can’t do that, boss.
Temerity
00:01:23I’m sorry.
Iva
00:01:24Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:01:25Um,00:01:27You ended last session immediately following the fight with the, um,
Temerity
00:01:29Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:01:31strange subterranean aberrations that had taken up residents in this, uh,00:01:38in this chamber, this, uh,00:01:41Section of the.00:01:42the Underforge vaults,00:01:45You…00:01:48Take a moment, catch your breath, the dust settles.00:01:52Weapons still dripping with aberrant blood as you, as Temerity comes down from a range, as the heat of battle concludes.00:02:03um,00:02:04As you had walked into this…00:02:07vault chamber.00:02:09It had first appeared as though the ceiling was simply…00:02:13uh,00:02:14Far, far too high above your heads.00:02:18um,00:02:20to see what was up there.00:02:23That was deception.00:02:25It seems that these smaller aberrations had given off a sort of00:02:29field of light-destroying magic.00:02:33that prevented any illumination from filling its space.00:02:37um,00:02:38And as a result, only one of you could see what it concealed, that being Rhys.00:02:45But00:02:46now that they’re dead that magic has ended and you see00:02:50Um,00:02:51Painted on the ceiling of this chamber, this empty, large, open communal chamber, is a mural.00:02:58Um,00:03:00You’ve probably seen other murals.00:03:03in the00:03:05in the foundries where you were the previous day and in the hallways around the kitchen00:03:12The shrine faded, difficult to read.00:03:16um,00:03:17paint chipped away over time, but this one is still00:03:21Fairly legible, though still faded.00:03:25And it looks to be a00:03:27a deep, rich, dark blue field upon which00:03:33countless00:03:34- Yes.00:03:35Specs of faded…00:03:38white fillet00:03:39um,00:03:40like a00:03:41like a00:03:43Like an evening sky full of stars.00:03:47A little piece of the light of the surface brought down below00:03:52for the people who00:03:54called this place home.
Temerity
00:03:58Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:03:58Um,00:03:59The only other major feature of the room is across from where you entered a large, uh, iron double door.00:04:07Currently shut.00:04:14It occurs.00:04:15To you, Luma,00:04:16that this would probably be…00:04:20the00:04:22the 20th vault.00:04:24which the room you’re in would be the 20th volt,00:04:26which already puts it one volt beyond…00:04:30Um,00:04:31what is described in your work order.
Luma
00:04:34Uh-oh, we broke a rule without realizing it.
Temerity
00:04:37Uh oh.
Hazel
00:04:39Well,
Luma
00:04:40Oh, well.00:04:41Ducks are already here, I guess we might as well look around.
Dungeon Master
00:04:42Thank you.
Hazel
00:04:43He he he.
Luma
00:04:43Luma’s like staring straight up at the mural right now.
Rhysaene
00:04:44Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:04:45Thank you.
Temerity
00:04:46I’ll see you next time.
Dungeon Master
00:04:46Um,00:04:49You can give me an intelligence check.00:04:51If you are proficient in navigators tools,00:04:54you can add your proficiency bonus.00:04:57Anyone who wants to.00:04:58Oh, intelligence or nature.00:05:00Intelligence or nature.00:05:01So navigators tools or nature.
Iva
00:05:07Yeah, I’m just gonna stay out of this one.
Temerity
00:05:10I don’t know.
Luma
00:05:10Wait a minute.00:05:11I might.00:05:13Hold on.
Temerity
00:05:15I can give it a shut.00:05:16it’s not going to be good.00:05:18I’ll give it a shot.
Luma
00:05:18I am not proficient in navigators tools for some fuck ass reason.00:05:22Oh,00:05:22it’s cause I’m proficient.00:05:23What about cartographers tools?
Dungeon Master
00:05:26Um…00:05:29Are you proficient in nature?
Luma
00:05:31No.
Dungeon Master
00:05:32Okay. Yeah, oh, oh.00:05:35It is it is a little more navigators tools, but I’ll allow it if Luma is.00:05:40someone who has concerned herself with…00:05:43with the night sky as much as the00:05:46the mapping of geography.
Hazel
00:05:49I’m proficient in the night sky, except not really.
Luma
00:05:52Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:05:53Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:05:53Let’s go.
Hazel
00:05:53I look at it a lot.
Temerity
00:05:56Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:05:56Thank you.
Luma
00:05:57intelligence check.
Temerity
00:05:58I was good.
Dungeon Master
00:05:59Yeah.
Luma
00:06:00Oh, raw, I rolled a 22.00:06:02So if I add my proficiency, it’s a 24.
Dungeon Master
00:06:03All right, okay.
Rhysaene
00:06:06Whoa.
Luma
00:06:06Nope, 25, we’re plus three now.
Hazel
00:06:06Maurice.
Dungeon Master
00:06:08- Yep.
Temerity
00:06:08Woo!
Rhysaene
00:06:09Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:06:13Anyone else beat a 20?00:06:16who was wanting to roll.
Temerity
00:06:16Uh,00:06:17No, and if we needed proficiencies, discount this, but I rolled a nature check at 19.00:06:2520 minus one.
Dungeon Master
00:06:27That is so unlucky.
Luma
00:06:27all.
Rhysaene
00:06:27- Bye.
Luma
00:06:29That’s tragic.
Temerity
00:06:29Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:06:30um,
Hazel
00:06:31It was the net 20.
Dungeon Master
00:06:32True.00:06:33Um,00:06:37I will I will give you this then.00:06:39um,00:06:40To all of you, it is very clearly a night sky.00:06:43Pretty well-painted…00:06:46beautiful even, nothing sticks out as particularly interesting beyond the art of it.00:06:52Temerity, something bothers you about it.00:06:56There’s something wrong with it.00:06:57um,00:06:58but you can’t put your finger on wood.00:07:00Um,
Temerity
00:07:02Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:07:04Actually, you can.00:07:05Um,00:07:07It is, it is, the thing that bothers you is it’s not an accurate depiction of the night sky.00:07:12It seems the stars are just thrown on haphazardly.00:07:15Um,00:07:16And I say it bothers you. It stands out to you. It may not bother you at all. It’s totally okay to be like, ah, this is just like…00:07:23obviously that’s like…00:07:25That’s a level of extra detail that’s not necessary.
Temerity
00:07:26Yeah.00:07:29Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
00:07:30Um,00:07:32Luma.00:07:34Oh, 20 Hazel.
Temerity
00:07:34Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:07:35Luma and Hazel.00:07:39That feeling Temerity gets that it’s inaccurate00:07:43um,00:07:44That strikes you too as well at first.00:07:47It’s inaccurate. There are no constellations that you can recognize, especially you, Hazel, spending all that time gazing up at the sky.00:07:56It’s…00:07:58It’s clearly just meant to be art.00:08:01um,00:08:03No.00:08:04No, it isn’t.00:08:06you do recognize a constellation.00:08:08you kind of, uh,00:08:10Adjust yourself00:08:11you center yourself in the room00:08:13You figure out which way north is, and you recognize a constellation.00:08:18It’s backwards.00:08:20uh,00:08:21and this is Hazel and Luma, and you find another one,00:08:23and it’s backwards.00:08:25Um.00:08:27The entire thing is rendered accurately to the night sky in this region of the world you inhabit.00:08:33but flipped backwards.00:08:35Not flipped north and south, just east and west.00:08:43um,00:08:43For what reason, you cannot begin to guess, I would imagine.
Hazel
00:08:48No word.
Luma
00:08:49flipped as if we were viewing it from like the opposite side of
Hazel
00:08:49So, and.
Luma
00:08:53of the constellations
Dungeon Master
00:08:55Kind of like that, yeah, the simplest and00:08:58Honestly, that’s a better way to put it than I describe it.00:09:01Flipped as in someone clicked flip horizontally on an image.
Hazel
00:09:05or you’re looking at it through a mirror.
Dungeon Master
00:09:07Yeah.00:09:07Kind of like you’re looking at it through a mirror.00:09:09I like Eylesis’ description the best.00:09:12Looking at it like you’re on the opposite side of it you expect to be.
Hazel
00:09:17Uh-huh.
Luma
00:09:17Like if you’re on another planet on the other side of the fucking stars looking at it.
Hazel
00:09:22Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:09:23um,
Hazel
00:09:23be far from00:09:24that’d be very solidly.
Luma
00:09:25Fucking far away.
Temerity
00:09:27Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:09:31But it is other than that.00:09:33There’s nothing in it that stands out00:09:36other than it’s a beautiful piece of artistry.00:09:40painted on the ceiling.
Rhysaene
00:09:43This is beautiful.
Luma
00:09:45It’s backwards. I don’t like it.
Hazel
00:09:47sloppy.00:09:49Yes, I agree.
Dungeon Master
00:09:49Well, that’s,00:09:50That’s the thing Hazel.00:09:53is it’s not sloppy.00:09:55Other than that, it’s perfect.
Hazel
00:09:57Well, yeah, yeah, like it’s beautiful and it’s incredibly well rendered, but00:10:01Man, they got like basic thing back.
Dungeon Master
00:10:01Uh-huh.
Iva
00:10:02laughter
Dungeon Master
00:10:03The most basic thing.
Hazel
00:10:03they00:10:05They forgot they were working on a flipped canvas in Photoshop.
Dungeon Master
00:10:08Yeah.
Temerity
00:10:09laughs
Hazel
00:10:12uh,00:10:13these stupid ass dwarves.00:10:15They were,00:10:16They were working upside down, looking up.
Temerity
00:10:20Hehehehehehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:10:21That’s good.
Luma
00:10:22I
Temerity
00:10:25- Yeah.
Hazel
00:10:26They flipped the whole chamber around like…
Temerity
00:10:29-
Hazel
00:10:30This chamber is on like a big axis and they’re like, yeah, yeah.00:10:33So we’ll work on it. We’ll, we’ll flip it over to the ceilings on the floor.00:10:37So we paint on the floor and then we’ll flip it to be on the, on the,00:10:42on the thing, and oh, fuck it, like,00:10:45We must have fucked it somehow.
Temerity
00:10:47Ah, fuck, it’s backwards.
Hazel
00:10:49Oh.00:10:52uh,00:10:53Yeah.00:10:54That looks interesting.00:10:56Hazel says as she’s looking up.00:10:58Meanwhile, she’s also like,00:11:01hacking into the, uh, the…00:11:04the cloaker that the party killed.
Rhysaene
00:11:07Thank you.
Hazel
00:11:07uh,
Luma
00:11:08ahead.
Hazel
00:11:09trying to get as many, like, trying to get as, as,00:11:13as much as she can off of it.
Dungeon Master
00:11:15Yeah, to…
Temerity
00:11:15Really?
Dungeon Master
00:11:17To harvest bits of Cloaker, I would like a survival check.
Luma
00:11:21Like, Luma runs by and doodles on
Hazel
00:11:21Bye.
Luma
00:11:24Hazel giving her guidance.
Hazel
00:11:27And this is the00:11:29aha, this is the thing that Hazel00:11:31that Hazel did before she before she joined the party.00:11:36Except it’s a cloaker, not a bear.00:11:39Well, let me.
Temerity
00:11:39Yes, yes, yes.
Dungeon Master
00:11:39- What’s up?
Hazel
00:11:41Plus 7 is a plus 7 regardless.00:11:43Um,
Luma
00:11:44Oh, shit.
Hazel
00:11:50That is 26.00:11:52total.
Rhysaene
00:11:52- Damn.
Luma
00:11:53Goddamn.
Hazel
00:11:5416 plus 7 plus 3.
Dungeon Master
00:11:54You.
Luma
00:11:54Got it.
Rhysaene
00:11:57Whoa.
Temerity
00:11:57Damn.
Dungeon Master
00:11:58Despite the aberrant and very alien nature of this strange creature, you are a practice hand at the…00:12:07skinning and cleaning of game you have00:12:11killed on the hunt.00:12:13And this is just…00:12:14one more of the same to you. You quickly figure out the anatomical00:12:21differences that would be pitfalls in this process, and as a result you’re able to harvest a good deal of cloaker, hide, and meat.00:12:32um,00:12:33You go over it, and it doesn’t seem to have any organs that…00:12:38that would yield any kind of other like particular ingredients,00:12:42no like venom sack or anything like that.00:12:44So just hide and meat, but the hide is, uh,00:12:48fairly unique00:12:50It is still got like a slimy texture.00:12:55even though it doesn’t leave any residue on your hands.00:13:01And.00:13:02It seems to00:13:03It seems to be opaque, and yet the…00:13:07What is reflected in it seems almost refracted and off00:13:12like off kilter.00:13:14Um,
Hazel
00:13:14in.
Dungeon Master
00:13:17And then you are able to harvest a bunch of meat00:13:21Um,00:13:22the meat of an aberration00:13:25who’s to say how good or bad that is to eat.00:13:29But for what it’s worth to you,00:13:31You recognize this as another, like the spider, as a creature that…00:13:37dwells in…00:13:40the subterrain. It is not a creature of the sorrow.00:13:44um,00:13:45So while it may not be a natural beast, it is still a thing of its ecosystem, for whatever that is worth to you.
Hazel
00:13:53Yeah.00:13:56Yeah.00:14:00I do wonder if there’s paths into the Underdark.00:14:03And then within the sorrow.00:14:06I mean, naturally it would make sense00:14:08It was that like they existed because00:14:11there’s a cloaker here.00:14:13Either that or it’s a very, very, very old cloaker and we have killed like a00:14:18beautiful majestic beast that has been00:14:22that has been alive for, for,00:14:24for,00:14:25a jillion years.00:14:26Um,00:14:30A legend.00:14:30Uh,00:14:32Yeah.00:14:33is a little, will,00:14:37Uh…00:14:41will bundle the00:14:45Yeah, she’ll bundle the hide.00:14:50Be like this.00:14:52needs to be tanned. But that’s for later.00:14:57And she’ll like,00:14:59ration out the00:15:01the meat as best she can while the party continues to00:15:05to look around the room.00:15:07It’s like, don’t mind me.00:15:08and just00:15:11getting this out of the way.00:15:11It’s…
Temerity
00:15:13Thank you.
Luma
00:15:15is documenting the constellations.
Dungeon Master
00:15:15Um,00:15:18Yeah.00:15:19You’re able to
Rhysaene
00:15:20and taking in the art piece.
Dungeon Master
00:15:22You’re both able to do that with no issue.00:15:26The room itself is pretty sparse.00:15:28It doesn’t look like there’s much in the way of furniture other than the stone benches that line the spaces between the pillars.00:15:35Best guess…00:15:36This was a…00:15:39community gathering hall of some kind,00:15:42kind of the equivalent of like,00:15:46the space in like a park where there are benches.00:15:50a place for people to sit and talk and catch up.00:15:53It’s near the kitchen. It’s near the, the, the shrine, um,00:15:58Um,00:15:59So it seems just like a place for people to get together and chat, but not really do much of anything.
Temerity
00:16:05Mm-hmm.00:16:07Um,00:16:11I know we’ve already went over the…00:16:13the night sky painting, but,00:16:16It doesn’t happen to have…00:16:19A particular star in this painting does it?00:16:23one that Temerity might be familiar with.
Dungeon Master
00:16:27No.
Temerity
00:16:28Gotcha.
Dungeon Master
00:16:29It does…00:16:31does not have
Iva
00:16:32Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:16:33have what you’re asking about.
Hazel
00:16:38Oh.00:16:39Tony.
Iva
00:16:40The others mentioned out loud that the star, the star,00:16:45the star painting was like from a weird angle,00:16:48right?
Hazel
00:16:50Yeah, we said it was.
Temerity
00:16:50That was backwards, yeah.
Luma
00:16:51Yeah, Luma said it was backwards.
Iva
00:16:52Bye.00:16:53does that mean like it was like from above it?
Hazel
00:17:01own.
Luma
00:17:01or like behind it.
Hazel
00:17:02Yes.
Iva
00:17:05Well, like, like,
Hazel
00:17:05Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:17:06Like, maybe they painted it from a, like…00:17:09Maybe they painted it from when the rock fell down.
Hazel
00:17:09I hear orientation.00:17:13And then the brain should get, uh,
Temerity
00:17:15-
Dungeon Master
00:17:16They were, that the guy’s dwarves came from the stars.
Iva
00:17:19from space.
Temerity
00:17:20laughter
Rhysaene
00:17:20- Yeah.
Iva
00:17:21Space Swords!
Temerity
00:17:23And he just kind of blinks.
Hazel
00:17:27see what you’re doing for a second. I was like, that’s literally just what I listed like 10 minutes ago.
Temerity
00:17:32laughs
Luma
00:17:32- Yeah.
Hazel
00:17:33But I see that.
Temerity
00:17:33- Yeah.
Iva
00:17:34No, no, no.
Hazel
00:17:36uh,
Iva
00:17:36Let’s go.
Rhysaene
00:17:36Bye.
Hazel
00:17:38Does the mural have the moon?
Dungeon Master
00:17:40Um,00:17:44Give me a…00:17:47Perception check.00:17:49or investigation.
Hazel
00:17:51of00:17:52I’m going to do perception, it’s higher.
Dungeon Master
00:17:54Yes.
Hazel
00:17:55Bye.
Dungeon Master
00:17:55That’s fine.
Hazel
00:17:56Passive perception of 17.00:17:58be able to pick it out.
Dungeon Master
00:18:01And
Hazel
00:18:03Absolutely.00:18:05Oh man, four plus seven, 11.
Dungeon Master
00:18:08No, 11’s fine.00:18:09It’s not…00:18:10It’s not a crazy thing.00:18:12Um, the,00:18:14Depiction doesn’t have the moon.00:18:16um,00:18:17At least it seems that way at first, but what you do notice00:18:20Um,00:18:21after a while of looking is in this rich, deep,00:18:26velvety, dark, dark blue.00:18:28There is a circle of black.00:18:31Um,00:18:33As though it is a depiction of a new moon.00:18:37Um,00:18:40That.00:18:41is a little odd.
Hazel
00:18:43Yeah, the moon’s phases don’t change.
Dungeon Master
00:18:46The moon’s phases do not change.
Hazel
00:18:52Mm-hmm.00:18:52But Hazel know that before the starfall, the phases of the moon changed.
Dungeon Master
00:18:58Peter Carr: um.00:19:02Are you proficient in history?
Hazel
00:19:05Um,00:19:09No, I’m not.
Dungeon Master
00:19:10then we’re gonna, we’re gonna call this kind of a,00:19:13a, a,00:19:15a00:19:16combination of circumstance and how good of student in her lake00:19:19specific teachings Hazel was and we’ll call it a straight wisdom check.
Hazel
00:19:25Yeah, because like…00:19:26In my mind, it’s like the moon00:19:29has00:19:30like,00:19:31idea that has like00:19:34is symbolic of things like change because of things like, like,
Dungeon Master
00:19:38Yes.
Hazel
00:19:40like it’s cycles and
Dungeon Master
00:19:42And that is specifically a teaching of your coven.00:19:45That is not a widely held belief.
Hazel
00:19:48Yeah, it wouldn’t have entered.00:19:51I love it.00:19:5419 total.
Dungeon Master
00:19:57Regardless of the role,00:19:59The idea of a moon phase is something that is00:20:03colloquial to you and your coven.00:20:06Even though it doesn’t really make sense in a logical kind of way,00:20:11It’s like the save icon being a floppy disk.00:20:14We all know it’s saved, but a lot of people don’t know it’s a floppy disk.
Hazel
00:20:15- Yeah.00:20:18Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:20:18Um,00:20:19You have an idea that the moon has phases because it represents change, but no, the moon doesn’t change. It’s always a crescent. It always has those fragments around it, the little white fragments in the like…00:20:33Crescent Hole, it doesn’t shift and yet00:20:37a full moon is an idea that is in your head.00:20:40And so is a,00:20:42inversely, a new moon.00:20:44And it is something Hecate has specifically taught you, is before the starfall, the moon00:20:50had phases, as the light of the sun interacted with the00:20:57physical body of the world.00:21:00It cast shadows upon the surface of the moon and made the moon appear00:21:06Half crescent.00:21:07full00:21:08or disappear almost entirely, only visible in the way that it blocked the stars.00:21:15Um,00:21:17but no longer. Some00:21:19factor of the impact has given it permanent luminance.00:21:26But you know what a new moon is, and you know that they haven’t happened since the Starfall.
Hazel
00:21:33Mm-hmm.00:21:34- Damn.00:21:35Hazel just looks up at it.00:21:36head.00:21:38So,00:21:39Like if anyone.00:21:41Yeah, she’ll just look up at it, like, listen, see.00:21:43If anyone asks her, like, why she’s staring up, she would explain to them the00:21:48the00:21:48she’d point out the darkened circle00:21:52And lore drop, the moon lore.
Temerity
00:21:58Hee hee hee hee hee.
Dungeon Master
00:22:00Um…
Hazel
00:22:01Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:22:02Sorry.
Hazel
00:22:03No, I was just gonna say, but she wouldn’t, I don’t imagine she would like00:22:08She wouldn’t mention it.00:22:10uh,00:22:12if she mentioned it without00:22:14the00:22:17- Yeah.00:22:20Don’t imagine she would mention it.00:22:24If no one, if no one00:22:26solved.
Temerity
00:22:27Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:22:28I would ask. It’s funny that you’re staring at the ceiling.
Hazel
00:22:33- Yeah.00:22:34and looking at the moon.
Iva
00:22:36Thank you.00:22:39And it goes…00:22:40Where?
Hazel
00:22:43laughs00:22:45Well, you see that little darkened circle, right?
Iva
00:22:46Thank you.
Hazel
00:22:47And then I give the whole shot.
Dungeon Master
00:22:47-
Iva
00:22:48Then we get the floor drop!
Dungeon Master
00:22:50Um,00:22:52Rhys, you were…00:22:54you were studying the art of the mural.
Rhysaene
00:22:56Yeah, just purely artistically.00:23:00Um,
Dungeon Master
00:23:02and Luma,
Rhysaene
00:23:03And also like…
Dungeon Master
00:23:03Sorry.
Rhysaene
00:23:04trying to,
Dungeon Master
00:23:04Go ahead.
Rhysaene
00:23:04Oh, sorry. No, I was going to ask a…
Dungeon Master
00:23:05- No, go ahead.
Rhysaene
00:23:08If it was like…00:23:11Like, is there, like, any meaning I can discern from it?00:23:14Like, purely…00:23:15just from like,00:23:17getting context clues from the art alone.
Dungeon Master
00:23:21Um,00:23:24It is.00:23:26The only immediate spark at the back of your mind…00:23:31is00:23:32Actually, no. Give me…00:23:34Give me a give me an insight to check.
Hazel
00:23:38My instinct is to be like it’s a purely representational piece.00:23:41Clearly it’s not because it’s not presentational.
Dungeon Master
00:23:44laughs00:23:45We’ll get there. We’ll get there.
Temerity
00:23:46Uh…
Hazel
00:23:47Yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:23:49That is a good instinct.
Rhysaene
00:23:54Uh, 13.
Dungeon Master
00:23:5513.00:23:56Um,00:23:58The first and most overt feeling that strikes you looking at this00:24:04very well-constructed, very lovingly painted mural,00:24:08is that it makes you think of Luma.00:24:11It is…00:24:13It is, as Mariah said, it is incredibly representational.00:24:18um,00:24:19It is very accurate.00:24:21to00:24:22uh,00:24:24to the night sky other than being flipped backwards.00:24:26So there’s a lot of attention to detail00:24:28and positioning and relative distance.00:24:31It is very mathematical in that sense.00:24:33And it just, it makes you think of Luma to look at it.00:24:36But looking at it for longer beyond that,00:24:40There is…00:24:41There is a craft to it that isn’t…00:24:44requisite for representation.00:24:47There’s a way the layers of dark blue blend that give the darkness a texture.00:24:54It’s…00:24:55Not uniform, it couldn’t be. It’s paint on stone. It’s not a computer rendering.00:25:01And that,00:25:02Non-uniformity is deliberate. There are darker areas and lighter areas. There are areas that are more cool and blue and areas that are more violet.00:25:12And these00:25:14variations in color00:25:16all strike you as incredibly subtle and incredibly intentional00:25:21for reasons that could not be representation.
Rhysaene
00:25:24Hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:25:25But that does fall in as secondary to the representational nature of this piece, which is like…00:25:32That’s why it’s here. It’s to literally bring the night sky into this underground place.
Rhysaene
00:25:34Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:25:38And as you’re looking at it, and Luma, it’s safe to say you’ve been staring at this a long time too.00:25:42Right.
Luma
00:25:43Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:25:44I would like the two of you to give me intelligence checks. You may add proficiency if you are proficient in painter’s supplies.
Rhysaene
00:25:52Yes.
Luma
00:25:54Is Luma proficient in painter supplies?00:25:58Really making me regret not having my manifold tool out at all times.00:26:02Nope.00:26:03Yep.00:26:03She is.00:26:04Okay.00:26:04Thank God.
Dungeon Master
00:26:06I was going to be shocked if she wasn’t.
Luma
00:26:08I was too, but honestly, I’m shocked I don’t have navigators tools.
Rhysaene
00:26:11Uh, I…
Temerity
00:26:12laughs
Rhysaene
00:26:13All right, I think.
Dungeon Master
00:26:1518.
Luma
00:26:15Intelligence check 23.
Dungeon Master
00:26:22Unless it’s prepared, you both, you both passed it.00:26:24The DC was high, but not wildly high.00:26:27It’s like a 17, um,00:26:30unless it is specially prepared00:26:33to do so, to not do so.00:26:36Paint fades over time.00:26:38Obviously a mural would be meant to be painted for a long time.00:26:42um,00:26:44But.00:26:45things like wear and weather and various conditions affect the wear of a mural, the wear of the paints.00:26:52um,00:26:57Something like a mural will last a long time.00:27:01but not forever.00:27:03The conditions down here are ideal.00:27:06So a mural could last hundreds of years, 500, 600, 700.00:27:121700 years00:27:14and to be this clear, to still have this level of gradation in the violets to the dark blues, to the nearly blacks, and yet that’s distinguishable from the actual black of the new moon, that level of…00:27:30Fidelity in color for 1700 years.00:27:34is remarkable.
Hazel
00:27:42Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:27:44Thank you.
Hazel
00:27:44Oh, maybe it’s magic.
Rhysaene
00:27:47I think, yeah, that’s what I was thinking. I think it’s magic.00:27:51Or00:27:52someone00:27:54is lying about00:27:57how long this thing has been down here.
Hazel
00:28:04Post’s not really subject to that alone, so.
Rhysaene
00:28:08Um…00:28:09Well…00:28:12murals like this00:28:15down.00:28:16usually last this long.
Hazel
00:28:22on them.
Luma
00:28:22What if?
Hazel
00:28:23I’m not a pinkie.
Luma
00:28:23Are we absolutely sure it’s made out of paint?
Rhysaene
00:28:27I mean,00:28:29It looks that way.
Iva
00:28:31How would we check?
Temerity
00:28:31you want to check.
Dungeon Master
00:28:33with00:28:33Thank you.00:28:34Sorry.
Hazel
00:28:35and you’re good.
Dungeon Master
00:28:36With the rolls you guys had on a knowledge of paint and painting check, essentially,00:28:43You can’t tell for sure without getting up there and taking samples.00:28:47or physically examining it directly.00:28:51Thank you.00:28:52But it does look like it was painted with paint.00:28:55There doesn’t seem to be any signs that this was00:28:58done with any kind of alchemical process to stain rock.00:29:03or anything like that.00:29:04Um,00:29:05Magic is a thing that can be checked for, but there’s no way to tell whether or not magic is involved just by like at a glance.00:29:12But just the quick read is it looks like a painted mural, like a regular painted mural.
Rhysaene
00:29:19Mm-hmm.00:29:21I mean, I don’t want to ruin it.
Luma
00:29:21some antibiotics.00:29:23We’re dealing with the doors.00:29:24I mean, if we take a really long nap, I could…00:29:29I could probably figure out how to detect magic.
Hazel
00:29:32Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:29:33I mean, I could00:29:34Get a hand up there.
Dungeon Master
00:29:35the00:29:36You have Detect Magic prepped, right?
Luma
00:29:39No.
Dungeon Master
00:29:40Oh.
Luma
00:29:41No, because I forgot that Wizard is the only one that doesn’t need rituals to be not private.00:29:47I…00:29:48I’m too wizard-minded.
Temerity
00:29:49Mm-hmm.00:29:51He he he.
Luma
00:29:52So I have to actually have my ritual spells prepped
Iva
00:29:53Two wizard-pilled.
Luma
00:29:56in order to cast them as rituals.
Dungeon Master
00:29:57You…00:29:59With knowledge of arcana, arcana proficiency,00:30:02you could maybe determine00:30:05through other hints, if there’s any magical properties to this mural, but that would also00:30:11require experimentation. That is not something you can glean by looking up at it from 30 feet below.
Hazel
00:30:18I mean, it’s a risky play. I could cast Dispel Magic on it, and if it goes away, it was magic.
Luma
00:30:21that.
Rhysaene
00:30:23Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:30:23That would be terrible.
Temerity
00:30:24laughs
Dungeon Master
00:30:25laughing
Hazel
00:30:25Jesus.
Rhysaene
00:30:26- Easy.00:30:26You guys.
Luma
00:30:27Uh…
Rhysaene
00:30:28fight.
Luma
00:30:29Luma can make a…
Rhysaene
00:30:30Y’all.
Luma
00:30:31Ladder.
Rhysaene
00:30:32That’s true.
Luma
00:30:35How high is the ladder?
Rhysaene
00:30:36Maybe we could take a ton of rest.
Luma
00:30:37Uh,
Temerity
00:30:39if we have a rope to…
Luma
00:30:40Letters only00:30:4110 feet tall.00:30:42What the fuck game?
Temerity
00:30:43If we have a rope, Temerity can move on her way up one of the pillars and just have Luma backpacking.
Luma
00:30:44You don’t know?
Dungeon Master
00:30:50I was going to say that you can…
Rhysaene
00:30:53Thank you.
Luma
00:30:53I just…00:30:55I just find it really funny that the fucking, the rope doesn’t have a footage anymore, but the ladder does.
Hazel
00:30:55determined.
Rhysaene
00:31:00and
Temerity
00:31:01Hehehehehe. Uh-huh.
Luma
00:31:02Uh.
Hazel
00:31:03I can turn into something with a climb speed, like a spider.
Temerity
00:31:05Yeah.00:31:06That’s also true.
Iva
00:31:08I can throw my axe at it if you wanted.
Temerity
00:31:11No.
Rhysaene
00:31:11Absolutely fucking not.
Hazel
00:31:11Oh.
Luma
00:31:13If Temerity wants to haul him up there, that works.
Hazel
00:31:13- Thank you.
Temerity
00:31:16- Yeah.00:31:18Yeah, I get to use my athletics rule.
Dungeon Master
00:31:18You will?00:31:20You will need to use your athletics.00:31:21You are attempting to climb a straight00:31:24stone pillar.
Rhysaene
00:31:25- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:31:25Mulan style with a whole person on your shoulders.
Hazel
00:31:29bring honor to us.
Temerity
00:31:30All right.00:31:31-
Iva
00:31:32You must be so desert.
Luma
00:31:34Luma writes, uh, really good at climbing on, on Temerity’s,00:31:38forehead.
Temerity
00:31:39So I get guidance.
Luma
00:31:41Yeah, I get it.
Temerity
00:31:42Oh, yeah.
Hazel
00:31:43Oh, I can cast a00:31:46Wait, does enhanceability enhance athletics checks, I believe?
Temerity
00:31:49Oh.
Luma
00:31:51It enhances just strength checks in general, which applies, I think.
Hazel
00:31:53Yeah.00:31:55So,00:31:57“Temerity, you have to be cool with this.”00:32:00Um,
Temerity
00:32:02All right.00:32:02Temerity closes their eyes.
Hazel
00:32:03T-t-t.00:32:04So.00:32:08uh… she’ll reach into her00:32:10um00:32:12she’ll reach into our little component pouch.00:32:14and she’ll pull out a00:32:17I, I, uh,00:32:20A necklace.00:32:21Um,00:32:22that like a string necklace that has the00:32:26that has like a huffed of fur at the end of it.00:32:31Um,00:32:32which will, which will00:32:34she will lay it over over Temerity’s like around Temerity’s neck00:32:38And she rolled.00:32:39uh,00:32:40say a little like00:32:42She’ll do a little00:32:44Eh.00:32:45She’ll speak at incantation and Temerity’s arms, Gintin.00:32:49bigger and a little hairier.
Temerity
00:32:51Hehehehehehe.
Hazel
00:32:52like a00:32:52like a bear, it’s like fur.
Temerity
00:32:55Oh.
Hazel
00:32:57- Yeah.
Temerity
00:32:58What does enhanceability do again?
Dungeon Master
00:33:00advantage.
Hazel
00:33:00to
Temerity
00:33:01Advantage, okay.00:33:02So let me…
Dungeon Master
00:33:03I’d be a secondary.
Hazel
00:33:05Target has advantage on ability checks using the chosen ability.
Temerity
00:33:08Oh my God.
Hazel
00:33:09its strength.00:33:12I have chosen.
Temerity
00:33:12uh,
Rhysaene
00:33:12Um,
Temerity
00:33:13So that’s going to be 30%.
Rhysaene
00:33:16Whoa.
Temerity
00:33:17Athletics check, natural 20 on the advantage, plus seven.
Dungeon Master
00:33:21Literally…
Temerity
00:33:22and a three on guidance.
Dungeon Master
00:33:24Literally effortless.00:33:26effortless to get up there, you are able to without problem…00:33:30effortless to maintain the height you want to00:33:33to maintain while holding Luma while Luma flails around studying the mural.
Temerity
00:33:40Hehehehehehehehe.00:33:42laughs
Luma
00:33:43Fortunately, Luma does not make this easy for you.
Temerity
00:33:46take your time
Luma
00:33:48Oh, look at that. That’s good. You…
Hazel
00:33:48then I drop concentration. Football.00:33:50Thank you.
Luma
00:33:51At one point she like teleports forward and you have to catch her.
Dungeon Master
00:33:55-
Temerity
00:33:55Woof!
Luma
00:33:55Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:33:58- Yeah.
Luma
00:34:00Yeah, I guess Luma is inspecting to try and find traces of magic.
Dungeon Master
00:34:05Arcana check.
Luma
00:34:07Oh, God. I wish I was proficient with those.00:34:09I’m going to…00:34:12Guidance myself!00:34:15Gotta be using the spell more.
Dungeon Master
00:34:17More.
Temerity
00:34:18-
Luma
00:34:18Yeah, I don’t use it that often.
Temerity
00:34:20True.
Luma
00:34:20This is the most I’ve used it in like any session.
Temerity
00:34:22That’s true.
Luma
00:34:22Yeah.00:34:23Uh, three…00:34:26uh, eight.00:34:279, 10, 11.00:34:29Arcana?00:34:32134.00:34:3315…
Dungeon Master
00:34:3515.00:34:36Um…00:34:37There are no strange runes00:34:40um,00:34:41There are no, there are no,00:34:43There are no engravings that, that,00:34:46resemble arcane diagrams or…00:34:49schematics00:34:50Running your fingers along the surface, it feels like painted stone.00:34:55Um,00:34:56smoothed.00:34:57Smooth.00:34:58Um,00:35:00but not00:35:01unnaturally so.00:35:03that owes to good dwarven craftsmanship.00:35:06Um,00:35:12They’re from a, from
Luma
00:35:13Go ahead.
Dungeon Master
00:35:14From an immediate first inspection, there are no signs of any kind that this would be magic.00:35:20However, if you would like to propose any other tests while you’re up here,00:35:24you are welcome to.
Temerity
00:35:27Maybe to like update it.
Iva
00:35:29Give it a taste test, Luma.
Temerity
00:35:32Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:35:32Luma has00:35:34mending.00:35:37Pan…
Dungeon Master
00:35:37Um,
Luma
00:35:39Luma…00:35:41attempt to00:35:43scratch at the painting and then fix whatever damage she does.
Dungeon Master
00:35:50break or tear in an object, such as broken chain, two halves of a broken key, a torn cloak, or a leaking water skin, as long as the break or tear is no longer than one foot.00:36:00Um…00:36:05Not really.00:36:08you’re00:36:10Like, if you were somehow able to take…00:36:12Like, you know…00:36:14I don’t think this would apply to this mural, but just as an example, if you were able to paint scraper off-paint…00:36:20Like, you know how paint can come off in like chips?
Temerity
00:36:23Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
00:36:24you could mend a paint chip back onto the spot where it came from.00:36:28But to scrape a little bit off of a mural like this…00:36:34I’m not sure that you could mend it back.
Luma
00:36:34Thank you.00:36:36What I’m trying to do is do some amount of damage to the mural that she can mend back.00:36:43in the hopes that she finds that it is harder to damage than normal.00:36:48thus suggesting it might be magically protected.
Dungeon Master
00:36:53Yeah, I understand.
Luma
00:36:53That’s,00:36:55My only idea. If not, it’s fine.
Dungeon Master
00:36:57If you…
Luma
00:36:58trying to come up with ideas.
Dungeon Master
00:36:58If you.00:36:59Ironically,00:37:01If you were to take like a chisel and break off a piece of the mural, you could mend that piece back on seamlessly.00:37:09But scratching paint off specifically is…00:37:13like ripping it apart.
Luma
00:37:16Yeah, okay. Then yeah, she’ll conjure up a chisel.
Temerity
00:37:17I see what you’re saying.00:37:21laughs
Luma
00:37:22Take it to me.00:37:22- Yeah.
Temerity
00:37:23Temerity’s just like, yeah, take your time back there.
Dungeon Master
00:37:23You…
Luma
00:37:24He’s just trying to break paint and see if the paint is like, you know…00:37:28resistance to damage.
Dungeon Master
00:37:30You conjure up a chisel, you put it up there, you give it a whack, and it cracks immediately.00:37:36It does take a good hit.00:37:39Again, owing to this being good, well-made dwarven stone.00:37:43But there does not seem to be any supernatural resilience.00:37:46And cracks in stone are very much something Mending can just repair.
Luma
00:37:51Okay, then yeah, she’ll fix up the damage that she dealt.00:37:55Um,00:37:56before, uh,00:37:58Kind of.00:37:59giving a little shrug. She says, uh, I can’t find anything up here.00:38:02Um,
Temerity
00:38:03All right.
Luma
00:38:03And it breaks like normal stone.00:38:05Well, it’s good stone.00:38:08But.00:38:09I don’t know.
Temerity
00:38:11Back down.
Luma
00:38:15Unless anybody has any ideas.
Hazel
00:38:24None that I can think of.00:38:25Um,
Luma
00:38:29I could do something really stupidly expensive.00:38:32Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:38:32Ah,
Dungeon Master
00:38:32Bye.
Temerity
00:38:33- Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:38:33Anyone?00:38:34Anyone got a way to lie?
Luma
00:38:36Oh, never mind.
Iva
00:38:36I was like, have we tried shining a light on it?
Rhysaene
00:38:39Yeah.
Luma
00:38:40Yeah, Luma’s got a lantern.00:38:43So,00:38:45It’s.00:38:46Yeah, okay. I’ve got a lantern on me.00:38:48Does anything change when I bring the lantern with me?00:38:50Because that hasn’t changed at all.
Dungeon Master
00:38:51It gets brighter because the light source is closer to it.
Luma
00:38:53Yeah.00:38:54Yeah, okay.
Rhysaene
00:38:54Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:39:02What if we do the thing where we have no light00:39:06We haven’t tried that yet.
Iva
00:39:07Oh, yeah.
Temerity
00:39:08Yeah.00:39:09Hehehehe.
Hazel
00:39:09Mm.
Iva
00:39:10And someone has to kiss someone.
Luma
00:39:14Well…
Temerity
00:39:14Hehehehe.
Luma
00:39:15No.00:39:16Yeah.
Iva
00:39:16Yeah.00:39:18That was Barbara, Bruce, than Iva, but…
Luma
00:39:20I’m out of ideas, so sure, I’ll turn off our lights.
Iva
00:39:24I have no idea. Sure. Let’s kiss.
Dungeon Master
00:39:24- Yeah.
Hazel
00:39:25Hazel closes her eyes.
Dungeon Master
00:39:25Yep.00:39:26you,00:39:27Turn off the lights.00:39:28Hazel closes her eyes.00:39:30Temerity and Luma, everything is now in black and white.00:39:34and shades of grey, Rhys,00:39:37You almost see a little better than you did before.
Luma
00:39:40Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:39:41Iva, you can’t see shit now.
Iva
00:39:44Yeah, it’s like if I close my eyes too…
Temerity
00:39:46laughs
Dungeon Master
00:39:47But there’s nothing, nothing changes that you wouldn’t expect to change from just removing light.
Rhysaene
00:39:53Mm.
Temerity
00:39:56Um, yeah, and I don’t think there’s any other way that we can, like, date this painting.00:40:00Uh, any special way that we could…00:40:03that like taking a sample, which
Dungeon Master
00:40:06But
Temerity
00:40:06Yeah.00:40:07super fond of.
Dungeon Master
00:40:08Yeah, the roles that Rhys and Luma got for their knowledge of, like, paint and stuff is…00:40:14is a is a dating kind of but to actually specifically date it you would probably have to take samples.
Temerity
00:40:21Yeah, and like analyze it with an alchemist kit.
Dungeon Master
00:40:21And00:40:23Yes, exactly that.
Temerity
00:40:25Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:40:26But I don’t really want to deface the
Temerity
00:40:26Okay.00:40:30Me neither.
Luma
00:40:30the painting…
Hazel
00:40:37here.00:40:41- Yeah.00:40:42So I think00:40:45I think that’s all Hazel can offer with the painting.
Luma
00:40:46Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:40:49That’s true.
Iva
00:40:50I will.00:40:51I think I’ll see the…00:40:53I turned my light back on.
Hazel
00:40:55Yeah.
Luma
00:40:57Yeah.
Iva
00:40:57And it turns their lightbulk on.00:40:59Oh, I can see now.
Temerity
00:41:01Hee hee hee.
Hazel
00:41:02Now I want to go on an adventure to find the one person in the Silver Vale who’s still practicing navigator’s tools, even though there’s no ocean.
Temerity
00:41:02All right.00:41:10True.
Luma
00:41:10I…
Dungeon Master
00:41:10Yeah.
Temerity
00:41:10I guess that would be Luma.00:41:13Just give her the…
Hazel
00:41:14- Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:41:16Evidently not, because I didn’t think I didn’t have that, but apparently I just don’t have those tools.
Dungeon Master
00:41:21What are your tool proficiencies?
Temerity
00:41:22Yeah.
Luma
00:41:24Uh…00:41:25Cartographer gives me calligraphers and cartographers tools.
Dungeon Master
00:41:29Yeah.
Luma
00:41:31I have…
Temerity
00:41:32I don’t know.
Luma
00:41:32thieves tools, tinkers tools, painters supplies, calligraphers supplies, cartographers tools, leather workers tools, weavers tools and carpenters tools. I’m thinking00:41:42I probably should have used one of my background tools to make navigators instead of like…
Dungeon Master
00:41:45Yeah, if you want to drop one of the like carpenters or something for navigators, I’ll allow that.
Luma
00:41:52Carpenter, she absolutely can’t drop because of her.
Dungeon Master
00:41:52Because that’s…
Luma
00:41:55family.
Dungeon Master
00:41:56Yeah, no, that’s fair.
Temerity
00:41:56Yeah.
Hazel
00:41:56big question.
Luma
00:41:57uh,
Hazel
00:41:58how useful would navigators tools be? We don’t have a boat.
Iva
00:41:58- Hey, December.
Temerity
00:42:02Yet.
Iva
00:42:02fruit.
Dungeon Master
00:42:03Never get a school service.
Luma
00:42:04Well…
Dungeon Master
00:42:05are like a lathe and compass and stuff.00:42:08It is still navigating…
Hazel
00:42:08No, Navigators Tools is specifically said for navigating at sea, I thought.
Luma
00:42:14Well, actually, they removed that in 5th edition.00:42:16It actually doesn’t do anything.00:42:17Or 5.5e.00:42:18It doesn’t do anything anymore.00:42:20There’s that.
Dungeon Master
00:42:20No, it’s the other way around.
Hazel
00:42:21Oh, oh.
Luma
00:42:21but…
Dungeon Master
00:42:23It does stuff explicitly.00:42:25What it doesn’t do is tell you what’s included in Navigator’s tools.
Luma
00:42:26No, they were.
Temerity
00:42:30- Yeah.
Luma
00:42:30uh,00:42:31doesn’t,00:42:33uh,
Iva
00:42:35I prefer if it told me nothing.
Luma
00:42:35It says you can…00:42:36plot a course or determine position by stargazing.
Dungeon Master
00:42:40Yeah, determined position by stargazing is a…
Luma
00:42:43I guess that’s fair. That is not a…
Dungeon Master
00:42:43is a specific function.
Luma
00:42:45That’s usually, yeah, it’s usually a sea-based…00:42:48thing, but you know,
Temerity
00:42:48Yeah.
Luma
00:42:49It’s unnecessary.
Hazel
00:42:49Instead of…
Luma
00:42:50necessarily.
Dungeon Master
00:42:52Well, the…
Hazel
00:42:52Uh-huh.
Temerity
00:42:53I guess you could use it on land, though.
Dungeon Master
00:42:55Yeah, the C-based tools are still like a compass, not a compass, like not like a, not like a compass that points north the other kind of compass.
Luma
00:43:02Okay.00:43:03Um.
Hazel
00:43:03Yeah, it’s like a sextant, a compass and…
Temerity
00:43:03Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
00:43:05That’s the one.00:43:07sextant.
Hazel
00:43:07And00:43:09like, little perspective.
Iva
00:43:09telescope.
Hazel
00:43:11Yeah.
Iva
00:43:13Well, Spyglass, I guess.
Hazel
00:43:13uh,
Dungeon Master
00:43:16No, a spyglass costs a thousand gold and is its own thing.
Hazel
00:43:21True.00:43:22The.00:43:23the idea of00:43:26The idea of someone using navigators tools in a place as small as the silver00:43:31veil is still very funny to me.
Temerity
00:43:33Aha.
Dungeon Master
00:43:33True.
Luma
00:43:35Yeah, but I think Luma would have learned it because she’s just that autistic.
Hazel
00:43:36- Thank you.
Temerity
00:43:38Yeah.
Luma
00:43:39Yeah.
Hazel
00:43:42Yeah, I’m just…
Luma
00:43:43Plus, she intends to leave the Vale, I think.
Hazel
00:43:43It’s just a joke.
Temerity
00:43:47Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:43:47and that would be useful.
Iva
00:43:50I think.
Luma
00:43:50Okay.
Temerity
00:43:50Yeah, it’d be hella useful for that.
Luma
00:43:51I think I’ll drop Weaver’s Tools.
Dungeon Master
00:43:54Also the Joyce family is like the
Luma
00:43:55No, I can’t.00:43:57No, I can. I can drop reduced.
Dungeon Master
00:43:57’cause of the clothes.
Luma
00:43:58No, but I can use my manifold tool for crafting, so I don’t need all the crafting tools.
Dungeon Master
00:44:03Yeah, that was kind of the thinking is I would do the like background character proficiencies as locked and let the manifold tool be the crafting tool.
Luma
00:44:04proficient for you.00:44:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:44:11Gizmo.
Iva
00:44:12What?
Dungeon Master
00:44:13Or let the Manifold tool handle Thieves tools.
Luma
00:44:16That is actually an artificer thing.
Dungeon Master
00:44:18own.
Luma
00:44:19Funny enough, yeah.00:44:21Where the--
Iva
00:44:22the,
Luma
00:44:22did I put my tools?
Iva
00:44:23The king.00:44:24They can make little locks for their little golems.
Dungeon Master
00:44:27Um,
Temerity
00:44:29Merity will start shimmying down, assuming we’re finished being up here.
Dungeon Master
00:44:29to--00:44:31Yeah.
Luma
00:44:37Did I not?
Dungeon Master
00:44:37shimmy down.
Temerity
00:44:37Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop.
Dungeon Master
00:44:39Chupa, chupa, chupa.
Hazel
00:44:39Hazel tries to drop concentration like00:44:42like when they’re like five feet from the ground to see if it would make Temerity fall on her butt.
Temerity
00:44:47Yeah.
Hazel
00:44:47but like not her.
Temerity
00:44:50Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:44:50I f-00:44:51What was your first role, if you remember, Olivia?
Temerity
00:44:54My first roll was an 8 plus 7 plus 3, so an 18.
Dungeon Master
00:44:59As the spell ends, you feel your arms kind of deflate. However,
Luma
00:45:02Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:45:04your base strength is still more than enough to continue.
Temerity
00:45:08All right.
Luma
00:45:09Luma leaps off of Temerity when they’re up at the ceiling.00:45:13and falls through like an opening door and pops out next to Hazel.
Temerity
00:45:13- No.00:45:18laughs
Iva
00:45:20This champion is too powerful.
Luma
00:45:24Ha, ha, ha.
Dungeon Master
00:45:24- For Nerf Luma?
Iva
00:45:26there for you now.
Luma
00:45:26Nerf Luma?
Temerity
00:45:26No.
Luma
00:45:29Luma’s already nerfed. Please let me have this.
Dungeon Master
00:45:29portal slop.
Rhysaene
00:45:30Yeah.
Temerity
00:45:31Ha ha ha ha!
Luma
00:45:34Thank you.
Temerity
00:45:34Slop is crazy.
Rhysaene
00:45:35Bye.
Luma
00:45:37Navigators tools, okay, there we go.
Temerity
00:45:40This is some butthurt wizard.00:45:42Fucking portal slot.
Luma
00:45:45Yes, yes.
Iva
00:45:46Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:45:46Thank you.00:45:46Portal swap is crazy.
Hazel
00:45:47Thank you.
Temerity
00:45:49Yeah.00:45:50Ugh.00:45:52laughs
Hazel
00:45:52Well.
Luma
00:45:52Luma ever gets in trouble with, like, a shambling mound or something that grapples, it’s gonna fucking hate her so much.
Dungeon Master
00:45:52Um,
Temerity
00:45:53Thank you.00:45:58I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
00:46:00Oh yeah.
Luma
00:46:00You’ve grappled me? No. You’ve grappled me? No.
Temerity
00:46:01See you soon.00:46:03No.
Luma
00:46:04Yeah.
Iva
00:46:06Let’s try again.
Dungeon Master
00:46:08um,
Luma
00:46:08Anyway.00:46:10Uh…00:46:11I00:46:12I don’t,00:46:13know what else to do with the mural. I feel like we haven’t00:46:17We’re missing something obvious, but…
Dungeon Master
00:46:19You…
Temerity
00:46:20I think we’ve gleaned as much as we can from it.00:46:24And and.
Luma
00:46:25Which is…00:46:26What exactly? It’s backwards and there’s a new moon?
Temerity
00:46:27we’ve,00:46:29Yeah.00:46:30I think it’s breadcrumbs for perhaps things to unveil later.
Hazel
00:46:34It’s backwards, it’s a new moon and the paint is like…00:46:38is in very, very good condition considering
Rhysaene
00:46:40Yeah.
Luma
00:46:40true.
Hazel
00:46:41time it’s been here.
Luma
00:46:42That also lends to the…
Hazel
00:46:42So we’ve,00:46:43gotten a lot off of it. We just haven’t like,00:46:46there isn’t like a00:46:47tablet on the thing that tells us like00:46:50exactly what’s going on.
Luma
00:46:52Yeah, where’s the artist’s credit?
Temerity
00:46:54True. Where’s the sign?
Dungeon Master
00:46:54- Yeah.
Hazel
00:46:55- Yeah.
Luma
00:46:55Where’s the plaque that says,
Rhysaene
00:46:55Thank you.
Luma
00:46:57Sorry, Moon, but…00:46:59Vince Van Gogh or whatever the dwarf equivalent is.
Temerity
00:47:01Hehehehehehehehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:47:02Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:47:02Turns out that the new moon is this guy’s calling card is the new moon.
Iva
00:47:03that you handle.
Luma
00:47:04Vincent Rockslide?00:47:07Heh heh.
Dungeon Master
00:47:08Um,
Iva
00:47:08Oh,
Temerity
00:47:08Yeah.
Hazel
00:47:08It’s his signature.
Dungeon Master
00:47:09there,00:47:10That’s funny.00:47:11There would be a signature.00:47:12It’d be like a dwarven, like…00:47:15I forgot what you call the things like a, like when you do like a ruin or a runic signature.
Luma
00:47:19maker’s mark.00:47:21A maker’s mark?
Dungeon Master
00:47:21Not like a maker’s mark.00:47:23There’s a specific word for like a runic signature.00:47:26But regardless, there is something like that.00:47:29I don’t know who painted it.00:47:31It’s a dead dwarf.00:47:32They’re long gone.00:47:36um,
Luma
00:47:37Oh, a bind rune or monogram?
Dungeon Master
00:47:37but, but,00:47:39A monogram is like the closest to the word I’m thinking of.
Temerity
00:47:40monogram.
Dungeon Master
00:47:45um,00:47:47Something like that in the corner in a lighter blue.
Temerity
00:47:50Seinwolf?
Dungeon Master
00:47:51- Thank you.00:47:52I don’t know. It doesn’t matter. Monogram’s fine.
Temerity
00:47:54Hehehehe.00:47:56Yeah.
Iva
00:47:56No, no, we’re going to keep asking.
Dungeon Master
00:47:56Um,00:47:58No, we don’t have to do that.
Iva
00:48:01- Yeah.
Temerity
00:48:01Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:48:02Um,00:48:03But there is a mark, the artist Mark is not familiar to any of you, and00:48:09I will just say upfront, it doesn’t, it’s not tied to anything.
Luma
00:48:13Yeah, it’s fun.
Hazel
00:48:14It’s not there. It’s there. It exists. It doesn’t matter. Stop asking.
Luma
00:48:20Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:48:20Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:48:20Don’t make me create a whole dead NPC artist and their history for no reason.
Hazel
00:48:23- Yeah.
Temerity
00:48:25We must know.
Hazel
00:48:26Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:48:27Okay.
Luma
00:48:27I must know.
Hazel
00:48:28It’s signed, fuck you.
Luma
00:48:30I must… It’s my fuck you, yeah!
Iva
00:48:30Thank you.
Temerity
00:48:30laughs
Iva
00:48:32Yeah!
Temerity
00:48:33laughter
Dungeon Master
00:48:33Thank you.
Iva
00:48:35It’s the opposite.
Dungeon Master
00:48:36Oh no.
Luma
00:48:37legendary dwarf fuck you who makes another…00:48:40for your appearance.00:48:42That’s all the confirmation we need. This is definitely the same setting.
Temerity
00:48:44laughter
Iva
00:48:45It’s all coming together now.
Hazel
00:48:45Hee!
Dungeon Master
00:48:46That was crazy.
Hazel
00:48:48I’m glad I’m establishing the canon.
Luma
00:48:50laughs
Temerity
00:48:51- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:48:52Um,
Temerity
00:48:52I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
00:48:53The room is otherwise empty of anything of interest, except for that double iron door on the far side, the entryway you came through, and the mural, of course.
Hazel
00:49:04Well,
Temerity
00:49:05want to try popping it open and then
Hazel
00:49:08Whoa.
Temerity
00:49:08Ready? Thumbs over to the…
Luma
00:49:09That breaks not one, but two rules.00:49:14Just saying.
Temerity
00:49:15Then we’re finished here.
Dungeon Master
00:49:18Um,
Luma
00:49:18Luma stares at the door.
Dungeon Master
00:49:20Did Hazel harvest the Darkmantles or just the Cloaker?
Hazel
00:49:26Um,00:49:27Can I roll…00:49:31arcana to see if there would be any like if there would be any practical reason to harvest the like00:49:38the hide of the Darkmantle because like the cloakers specifically like they can cast mere image or whatever
Dungeon Master
00:49:38Yeah.00:49:40Give…00:49:44Give me the Arcana check.
Hazel
00:49:50Uh, it’s not that good. Uh, 13.
Dungeon Master
00:49:54The hide, no.00:49:55There’s nothing special about it.00:49:57It’s leathery and kind of rough and…00:49:59Slimy, it’s very similar to the Cloaker, but it doesn’t have that weird, like, refractive quality.00:50:05Or any other special quality you can determine as an expert in the skin of dead things.00:50:10Um,00:50:12They do seem to have00:50:15A strange, dark…00:50:17Like a bladder full of strange, dark fluid…00:50:21that does…00:50:24that almost seems to cause the air around it to darken.00:50:28Um,
Hazel
00:50:28- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:50:29whatever this is on its own probably isn’t useful.00:50:33A lot of things like this00:50:35aren’t.00:50:36but could probably be made into something useful with time to develop a plan to use it.
Hazel
00:50:43Uh-huh.00:50:44Yo, wait, but also what if I turned it into like,00:50:47What if I turned it into paint and it became Hazel’s new choice of darkening the surface of your eyes?
Dungeon Master
00:50:52-
Hazel
00:50:54Uh, um, yeah, again, I’ll try.
Temerity
00:50:55Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:50:56That would be intimidating.
Hazel
00:50:58I’ll try to00:50:59I’ll try to harvest it.
Dungeon Master
00:51:01Um,00:51:03Give me the survival.
Luma
00:51:05Would you like another guidance?
Hazel
00:51:09Peace, please.
Luma
00:51:09Luma doodles on Hazel.
Hazel
00:51:13I don’t think.00:51:14Hazel’s herbalism kit comes with, like, files and stuff, and so if anything, like, leaks out, she would want to…00:51:22She would try her best to collect anything that she could, but she’s
Dungeon Master
00:51:22Yeah.00:51:26You’re gonna have to contain it in vials.
Hazel
00:51:28Okay.00:51:29I was trying to see if I could like get the sack.00:51:33try to like dislodge it.
Dungeon Master
00:51:33Oh, he…00:51:34Yeah, you could try that. That’s going to be a high DC. But if you don’t meet that, you’ll still be able to get the liquid in the vials.
Hazel
00:51:41Yeah. Oh my god, plus seven to survival is insane. 25.
Luma
00:51:46- Thank you, Joe, if you want it.
Temerity
00:51:46Hehehehe.
Hazel
00:51:48Huh?
Luma
00:51:48I can make you a joke if you want it.
Hazel
00:51:50Oh no.00:51:51That actually, yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:51:51You are…00:51:53You are very carefully able to remove this, for lack of a better word, an ink sack from all three Darkmantles.
Rhysaene
00:52:01Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:52:01You have three full Darkmantle ink sacs.
Hazel
00:52:05I see Hazel is out here doing like the type of shit that they do for like Fugulu. She’s like, yeah.00:52:10The poison sack, you gotta get that shit out.00:52:13.
Temerity
00:52:13Hehehehehe.
Hazel
00:52:14practice on all of the00:52:17on all of the00:52:19the bountiful amount of00:52:23puffer fish within the, within the Silver Vale.00:52:27Or I guess like if she ever killed any like00:52:30snakes.00:52:33or something, something that’s like,
Luma
00:52:34We must…
Hazel
00:52:35Venom.
Luma
00:52:37hovering and taking notes.
Hazel
00:52:39Yeah.00:52:41Mm-hmm.00:52:43Are you interested?
Dungeon Master
00:52:43So be sure to00:52:44Sorry.
Hazel
00:52:45Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:52:46No, go ahead.
Hazel
00:52:48Yeah, he just looks over her shoulders like, oh, are you…00:52:53Are you interested in taking things apart, Amy?
Luma
00:52:56Yeah.00:52:57Normally it’s inanimate objects, but this is cool too.
Hazel
00:53:01Thank you.00:53:04too good at taking apart00:53:07inanimate objects. She says that she like hacks into this thing.
Luma
00:53:11- Yeah.
Hazel
00:53:11uh,
Temerity
00:53:11Hehehehe.
Hazel
00:53:12but,00:53:14most things00:53:16most things that00:53:19live and live in our world.00:53:21all have the same00:53:24general structure and she’ll like point out like this is the thing’s heart this is the like this00:53:29is the bladder this is the stomach it should be like so if you just00:53:34If you00:53:35If you let nature show you where to cut,00:53:39And if you keep in mind all of the00:53:43all the things that we share in Cobb with other living things, it can00:53:48be a little bit easier and then she like00:53:50digs in and00:53:51pulls out the sack and like shows it off like this.
Luma
00:53:57I like to imagine she’s saying that and she opens it up and it’s got like aberrant organs so it’s completely different.00:54:01She’s like, what the fuck is that?
Dungeon Master
00:54:03Thank you.
Hazel
00:54:03hehehe
Temerity
00:54:03-
Luma
00:54:03Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:54:04-
Luma
00:54:05Thank you.
Hazel
00:54:05Like, sometimes they got two hearts.00:54:07Sometimes they got, like…
Luma
00:54:07Yeah.00:54:08Yeah.
Hazel
00:54:09But she would be like, yeah, you know, like two hearts.00:54:10I mean, cows have two stomachs.
Luma
00:54:13Oh,00:54:15This is all…00:54:16incredibly fascinating a little bit.
Hazel
00:54:18- He he he.
Luma
00:54:20She watches on while…00:54:22while doodling diagrams of this corpse.
Dungeon Master
00:54:26Be sure to note down that you have the three ink sacks, the cloaker leather, all of that kind of stuff.
Hazel
00:54:26Mm-hmm.00:54:30dad.
Rhysaene
00:54:32Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:54:33I have that marked.00:54:39And if we can’t make anything,00:54:41if I can’t,00:54:42find it.00:54:43anything useful for this.00:54:45Um,00:54:48for with these with these insects.00:54:53think it could make a00:54:55potentially make quite mesmerizing00:54:58Uh, pink.
Rhysaene
00:54:59That’s what I was going to say.
Luma
00:55:01Yeah.00:55:02Yeah, I could definitely use some really spooky ink in general.00:55:05I could go through so much of it.
Hazel
00:55:05Yes, indeed.
Dungeon Master
00:55:07You would then need to patent it to make sure no one else can use the super spooky black ink.
Luma
00:55:15Yeah.
Hazel
00:55:15Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:55:15Give it a pretentious name, probably.
Luma
00:55:17Yeah. Luma black.
Temerity
00:55:19Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:55:19Yeah.
Hazel
00:55:19- Yeah, we make Vanda black and fucking wrist gets, wrist-like
Luma
00:55:20coughs
Rhysaene
00:55:20Okay.
Hazel
00:55:24Rhys and Luma like collaborate on a painting that like00:55:27It’s like a 3D painting, so it doesn’t catch the light or anything, and they get burnt for being witches.00:55:32Which could be accurate, but it would be for all the wrong reasons.
Rhysaene
00:55:33Yeah.
Iva
00:55:33Thank you.
Hazel
00:55:36That could…
Temerity
00:55:37Yeah.
Iva
00:55:42Thank you.
Hazel
00:55:42um,
Luma
00:55:44Somebody pointing at Luma and calling her a witch for painting with the spooky ink while she’s wearing a witch’s hat would be very funny.
Hazel
00:55:50Hee hee hee.
Rhysaene
00:55:52Okay.
Hazel
00:55:54Like, like, the average person seeing Luma wear a witch hat is like the same thing as like,00:56:00Someone dressing up like a terrorist or something.00:56:02It’s like, why are you…00:56:04Why would you want to look like a witch?
Dungeon Master
00:56:04Bye.
Temerity
00:56:07laughs
Hazel
00:56:07You realize.
Rhysaene
00:56:08Yeah.
Hazel
00:56:09you
Luma
00:56:10like
Hazel
00:56:11These people kill others.
Luma
00:56:13Witches had just wide-brim hats that are like…00:56:16functional, it’s00:56:18I don’t know that the hat itself is…00:56:21Is it?00:56:22Is that a thing?
Hazel
00:56:22Oh, I’m not…00:56:24I’m not trying to like I’m not trying to say that that would be true.00:56:26I’m just like, wouldn’t it be funny?
Luma
00:56:28It would be funny.
Dungeon Master
00:56:29It is very much a witch’s hat, like clearly from our perspective.
Hazel
00:56:29uh,
Dungeon Master
00:56:35people have given you like odd looks00:56:37because it is an00:56:39odd looking hat, but no one’s been like, “Ugh.”
Luma
00:56:43Yeah, it’s definitely eccentric as fuck.
Dungeon Master
00:56:44Absolutely.
Luma
00:56:45It’s got, like, eyes and stars and shit on it, but…
Dungeon Master
00:56:48It’s the…
Luma
00:56:48Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:56:49it’s the kind of thing where00:56:54Yes, it is a witch’s hat.00:56:56Witches are like,00:56:57spellcasters are uncommon enough in Argentum because they’ll get arrested or whatever.
Luma
00:57:03Yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:57:03which is as like a concept or a whole other order of magnitude removed from that even.
Iva
00:57:04They’re criminals.
Dungeon Master
00:57:10Yeah.00:57:11Um.00:57:13And the sisters are like the only people you’d be like, yeah, these are witches.00:57:18And they very deliberately don’t do things like wear big pointed conical hats.
Hazel
00:57:24and
Luma
00:57:24button.
Iva
00:57:24Big hook, though.
Luma
00:57:25Luma’s restoring the…
Dungeon Master
00:57:28- Yeah.
Hazel
00:57:28Hmm.
Luma
00:57:28the reputation by being00:57:31annoyingly helpful while wearing her, which is it.
Hazel
00:57:34Hmm.
Luma
00:57:37Anyway.00:57:38Uh, yeah, so we get ink sex, and…00:57:42Luma finishes documenting the mural.00:57:46This is not going in the official report because this is…00:57:49Uh, we’re not supposed to be here.
Hazel
00:57:52Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:57:52- He he he he.
Rhysaene
00:57:54We’re not going into the next set.
Hazel
00:57:54um,
Luma
00:57:56I didn’t say that. I just said it wasn’t going to the official report.
Iva
00:57:59Yeah.
Hazel
00:58:00Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:58:03Uh,00:58:03Yeah, technically they said that we’re not supposed to go any further than the last room that we were in, but we’ve already kind of broken the rule, so breaking the rule more isn’t really that big a deal.
Hazel
00:58:04we have the.
Temerity
00:58:14Mm.
Hazel
00:58:16I was under the impression that these vaults had00:58:18need to be open.00:58:19Cunis.
Luma
00:58:21Um,
Hazel
00:58:22And we had the keys.
Luma
00:58:22Well,00:58:24I have the key to,00:58:25to the rooms that I’m supposed to be in.00:58:27However,00:58:27um,00:58:29These vaults haven’t had locks since the very first one.00:58:32Which makes me think that
Hazel
00:58:34Oh, right. Yeah, because they were labeled.
Luma
00:58:34I think just…
Hazel
00:58:36They were like,
Luma
00:58:36Yeah, the outer.00:58:37the outer vaults are the only ones that are locked because I think the,00:58:41The Synod locked him.
Hazel
00:58:42Yeah.00:58:43And the, the, the vaults were like, had like six, had like 16 to 20 or whatever on it.
Luma
00:58:50Yeah.
Hazel
00:58:51I don’t remember the specific number on it, but it had the numbers.
Dungeon Master
00:58:53Yeah.
Hazel
00:58:55Um, I mean, if we want to try, we can, it might be pretty obvious that we
Dungeon Master
00:58:56Um,
Hazel
00:59:00that we went through here when they00:59:02come across the like,00:59:04mangled corpses of the Darkmantle and the Cloakers, so…
Luma
00:59:09True.00:59:10Well,00:59:12True.00:59:14We could hack him up so it looks like another monster got him.
Hazel
00:59:18Hmm.00:59:19He he.00:59:20Hazel looks a little proud of herself and goes,00:59:23Hey, it looks like they were attacked by dire wolves.00:59:26Thank you.
Luma
00:59:26True.
Temerity
00:59:26I know.
Rhysaene
00:59:27True.
Dungeon Master
00:59:29Some of them look attacked by direwolves, others look stabbed, others look crushed.
Hazel
00:59:33Yeah, but that Temerity, like, one shot is literally just a paste.
Temerity
00:59:34I’m going to go to the next one.
Luma
00:59:38Good.
Temerity
00:59:38Yeah, that would just be…
Rhysaene
00:59:38There’s a…
Temerity
00:59:39This isn’t it.
Rhysaene
00:59:40There’s a hoof print on another one like.
Hazel
00:59:43Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:59:43laughs
Luma
00:59:43I don’t know.
Hazel
00:59:45Yeah, that one’s going to be a little hard to explain.
Dungeon Master
00:59:45So it seems like some kind of dire horst.00:59:48got down here.
Luma
00:59:48A dire horse.
Hazel
00:59:48She, she, she.
Iva
00:59:50-
Rhysaene
00:59:50Okay.
Hazel
00:59:56I mean, yeah, if we want to continue on, if we want to go into the other, into the next vault I’m down, we can also…01:00:03- Yeah.01:00:04I mean, because other than that, we’re done.01:00:06Right? Like, obviously there’s the, there’s the
Rhysaene
01:00:07Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:00:11the Tarnar hole
Luma
01:00:12The Tarnar hole.01:00:13laughs
Hazel
01:00:13that we’re not allowed to call anymore, the Tarnar Corridor.
Luma
01:00:14sigh
Temerity
01:00:16Hehehehe.
Hazel
01:00:17The Tarnar, the Tarnar tunnel.01:00:19uh,
Temerity
01:00:20Yeah.
Luma
01:00:20What in Tarnar?
Hazel
01:00:24though I don’t know how it would01:00:25deeply want to like01:00:27We want to go into the bowels of Argentum.01:00:29to write this along.01:00:31Though, I mean, Hazel’s got no plans for the rest
Luma
01:00:32Well…01:00:34I don’t.
Hazel
01:00:34- Yeah.
Luma
01:00:35I don’t know how we’re going to be able to get back down here.
Hazel
01:00:39Yeah.01:00:41Um,
Temerity
01:00:43I was planning to report the Tarnar hole once we got back.
Hazel
01:00:48- You’re what?
Luma
01:00:49Well, you can’t do that.
Temerity
01:00:50Who…
Luma
01:00:52We weren’t supposed to be in that area.
Temerity
01:00:54Well,01:00:55I wouldn’t say that we went in.01:00:58just that we discovered a01:01:00suspicious side path
Rhysaene
01:01:02Oh, look at you. She’s learning to laugh.
Luma
01:01:02And how do you know it’s a Tarnar hole?
Hazel
01:01:06- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:01:06Technically,
Hazel
01:01:07true.
Dungeon Master
01:01:09Technically speaking,01:01:10The last room you know for sure you could have been in.01:01:15is the kitchen.01:01:17which is where the Tarnar hole off shoots from.01:01:20So yeah, it would be the…01:01:22difference between we found like a suspicious hole carved in the wall and we found like a bunch of tarnar stuff is01:01:28we went through the suspicious
Temerity
01:01:29Yeah, Temerity would just…01:01:31mentioned the suspicious hole.
Luma
01:01:35Well, yeah, that’s going in my report.
Temerity
01:01:37Okay.
Luma
01:01:39where I was supposed to document any, any, um,01:01:43What was the term?01:01:44It wasn’t suspicious hole, but it was basically suspicious hole.01:01:47Uh,
Temerity
01:01:47laughs
Rhysaene
01:01:48Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:01:48Let me look at my work order.01:01:50Luma pulls it out and puts on her glasses.01:01:52By that, she conjures glasses and puts them on her forehead.
Hazel
01:01:52I was going to say, because01:01:55He,01:01:56We also, like, we had to move an entire, like, shelf in order to do it.
Luma
01:01:57uh,
Hazel
01:02:00So as long as you’re, as you’re, like…01:02:03Work order also doesn’t have don’t touch anything.01:02:06or anything like that.
Luma
01:02:06Ah.01:02:08If unmarked passages or structural NAMIs were encountered, the surveyor should mark their location on the survey map and note relevant details, size, condition, direction, but should not enter or investigate further.
Hazel
01:02:17Whoops.
Luma
01:02:18uh,
Temerity
01:02:19giggle
Luma
01:02:19The surveyor is not authorized to enter any passages, chambers, or vault segments beyond the designated survey area.
Iva
01:02:20Thank you.
Luma
01:02:25We broke that rule.01:02:26Breach or tamper with any sealed doors.01:02:27We broke that rule.01:02:28Containment wards.01:02:29We broke that rule.01:02:29Or locked mechanics.01:02:30We broke that rule.01:02:31Remove any object or materials from the survey area. We broke that rule.01:02:34Uh,01:02:35So we have broken all of the rules that have currently been listed on the work order at least once.
Hazel
01:02:40the, um,
Temerity
01:02:40Oh.
Dungeon Master
01:02:40- What’s up?
Hazel
01:02:42- Well, the…01:02:44though,01:02:45The visible signs that someone else was there01:02:49is a structural anomaly for sure.01:02:52they left behind traces that there were people around at least.
Luma
01:02:52Yeah.
Hazel
01:02:56Um,
Luma
01:02:56actually,01:02:57We’ve technically not breached or tampered any sealed doors, containment wards, or locking mechanisms.
Hazel
01:03:04We haven’t actually tampered.01:03:05Yeah, we haven’t like messed anything up.
Luma
01:03:07Yeah.01:03:08Opening a door is not the same thing as breaching a sealed…01:03:11Like, that would be like breaking the lock on something.
Hazel
01:03:12Yeah.01:03:13breaking the law.
Luma
01:03:15um,01:03:16Yeah, so Luma, who has a history of discovering secret passages, found a secret passage.01:03:24uh,
Hazel
01:03:24and what everyone
Luma
01:03:25And just marked it.
Hazel
01:03:25rules lowering my.
Luma
01:03:28Well, this, I mean, this is Luma’s justification.01:03:30It could be entirely fucking wrong, and that’s perfectly fine.01:03:33That’s just how Luma sees it.
Hazel
01:03:33Well, I guess it’s technically01:03:35Yeah. And also, I guess it’s not rules lawyering. It’s just lawyering. Like, it’s actually just like, what a lawyer’s job is.
Luma
01:03:39Yeah.
Temerity
01:03:40Hehehehe.
Luma
01:03:40Yeah, this is…
Rhysaene
01:03:41- Yeah.
Luma
01:03:44Um, contract negotiation with all the negotiation part.01:03:47Um…01:03:50So, I mean…01:03:51Luma’s definitely going to say that they found a secret door.01:03:54here01:03:55and01:03:56and leave it at that.
Temerity
01:03:58Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:03:59The only way that we could tell him that it was Tarnar…01:04:01without actually there is no way that we could tell that it was tarnar without saying that we went in and it looked
Temerity
01:04:07Yeah.
Hazel
01:04:09Are you okay with keeping that?
Temerity
01:04:10OK, well, if it’s already being reported, then that’s all right.
Hazel
01:04:11Perhaps to Temerity do.
Luma
01:04:17Yeah.01:04:17uh,01:04:18I’ll show you my report if you want to go over it before I turn it in.
Temerity
01:04:23No, that should be fine.
Luma
01:04:24OK.
Dungeon Master
01:04:25You guys took all the stuff when you realized it was Tarnar, right?01:04:28The note and the rations and rope and all that?
Luma
01:04:32No, we left that behind…
Hazel
01:04:32We made a copy of the note.
Dungeon Master
01:04:32or
Luma
01:04:34We made a copy of the note and stole the money.
Dungeon Master
01:04:34You just…01:04:35You just took their money and got it.
Temerity
01:04:37Yeah.
Luma
01:04:37laughs01:04:41Luma took the entire pouch.01:04:43and the money in it so that,01:04:44There was no evidence that there was even any money in there.
Dungeon Master
01:04:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luma
01:04:47Uh…01:04:50Yeah.01:04:51So.
Hazel
01:04:52So any inquisitors that come down here,01:04:54If they’re as good at their job as we are at their job, they should01:04:59And they should they should be able to01:05:02To surmise that it’s Tarnar.
Temerity
01:05:02piece it together.01:05:04Yeah.
Luma
01:05:04Yeah.
Hazel
01:05:05uh,01:05:06see it, you know, let the,
Luma
01:05:06Especially with a note.
Hazel
01:05:08Yeah.
Luma
01:05:08I’m sure they’ve got somebody who can, well,01:05:11I shouldn’t say if Luma can decipher them,01:05:13I’m sure they’ve got somebody who can decipher it,01:05:14because it’s almost kind of weird,01:05:15but I’m sure somebody in their crew knows how to decipher it.01:05:20encoded messages given time.
Hazel
01:05:23And I’m sure that even if they can’t decipher an encoded message, seeing a note in a, in a, in a, in a weird hall.01:05:30with a bunch of gibberish on it.01:05:32probably would signal to them that it’s some kind of coded
Temerity
01:05:33Hey.
Luma
01:05:33Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
01:05:34I think
Temerity
01:05:36Tarnar
Luma
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:05:39They’ve probably encountered something akin to that before.
Hazel
01:05:43So even if they can’t break the cipher, they’ll, they would at least probably know the source.
Temerity
01:05:48Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:05:50But you know what?01:05:51If they don’t,01:05:53You know whose problem that isn’t.
Luma
01:05:54Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:05:55Hazelins.
Luma
01:05:55Not our problem, yeah.01:05:58Yeah.
Hazel
01:06:01Yeah, I mean,01:06:04if that’s all, like,01:06:07I guess that’s,
Luma
01:06:07Well,01:06:10We still haven’t made a choice. Do we want to go deeper or do we want to…01:06:14We’ve.
Hazel
01:06:16How’s everyone looking on01:06:18HP wise and how is the01:06:24I guess this would be my question.01:06:26How’s the DM looking in the Tarnar hole factor?
Dungeon Master
01:06:30The Tarnar hole is…
Temerity
01:06:30He he he.
Dungeon Master
01:06:32I can handle that.01:06:33I can handle you guys going in the turner hole.
Temerity
01:06:36Yeah.
Luma
01:06:36I was more interested in this iron door right here.
Dungeon Master
01:06:36um,
Temerity
01:06:36Yeah.
Luma
01:06:39-
Hazel
01:06:40Oh yeah.
Temerity
01:06:40Yeah.
Hazel
01:06:41So yeah, let’s do the iron door too, sorry.
Temerity
01:06:41Um,01:06:43Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:06:44I forgot that we had agreed with that as well.
Temerity
01:06:51I wouldn’t mind.
Rhysaene
01:06:51I mean, I’m pretty healthy.
Hazel
01:06:57Thank you.
Temerity
01:06:57I’d be lying and saying I’m not curious about what lies beyond the door.01:07:01I’d prefer we don’t go further, but…01:07:05That’s…01:07:06I’m going to protect you all if we do.
Hazel
01:07:10Hmm.
Iva
01:07:12Uh,01:07:13Iva says, I need one moment if we’re going further.
Hazel
01:07:13to Temerity.
Temerity
01:07:17Hehehe.
Hazel
01:07:19like an Howard.
Iva
01:07:21I was just gonna second wind.01:07:25Iva goes, no, just a quick
Hazel
01:07:26But that’s literally a bonus action.01:07:28- Yeah.
Iva
01:07:28I use my bonus actions for other things.
Hazel
01:07:34Not out of turn.01:07:37You need a minute to get the second win.
Temerity
01:07:38Hey, hey, hey.01:07:41Thank you.
Iva
01:07:41Thank you.
Temerity
01:07:41Yeah, you take like a half second.
Hazel
01:07:43You go, whoa.
Iva
01:07:44It’s boring.
Luma
01:07:45To be fair, he did say a moment, didn’t he?
Temerity
01:07:47Yeah, true.
Iva
01:07:47Yeah.01:07:48I cannot say a minute.
Luma
01:07:49Yeah.
Iva
01:07:50Bye.
Luma
01:07:51All right.
Hazel
01:07:52To me, a moment is longer than that.
Luma
01:07:52Uh…01:07:53Let me go check out the door.
Hazel
01:07:53minute.
Rhysaene
01:07:55Oh.
Temerity
01:07:56Okay.
Rhysaene
01:07:56Oh,
Dungeon Master
01:07:56Um,
Hazel
01:07:58Wait, to marry me.
Dungeon Master
01:07:58It is.
Rhysaene
01:07:58Oh.01:07:59Oh, sorry.01:08:00I think.01:08:01Um,01:08:02One thing I will be doing is risks will be here.01:08:05uh,01:08:06for a minute she will be focusing on01:08:09uh,01:08:10clutching her heart close to her chest.01:08:14um,01:08:15and stoking some01:08:16some red flame.01:08:17I’m going to use…01:08:20Magical cunning to give myself a double spell slot.
Dungeon Master
01:08:24Nice.01:08:26Yeah, you’re able to do that no problem.
Luma
01:08:26Wow.
Dungeon Master
01:08:30Iva, you’re able to second wind no problem.01:08:33Luma, you had over…
Iva
01:08:33Yep.
Dungeon Master
01:08:39Sorry, Bruce was saying something.
Iva
01:08:39So,01:08:41I was gonna say I hit my 12 HP.
Dungeon Master
01:08:44Nice.
Luma
01:08:44Woo!
Dungeon Master
01:08:45Luma, you’re able to head over to the door. It is a double01:08:50Um,01:08:51Iron Door01:08:53probably about seven feet tall.01:08:56not big, average size,01:08:58um,01:08:59Very nice Dwarven construction.01:09:02It does appear to have like a locking keyholes…01:09:07but it is not the four-pronged Guild of Sparks.01:09:11set up.
Luma
01:09:14Is it unlocked?
Dungeon Master
01:09:16- No.01:09:17The door is locked.
Luma
01:09:19- Oh.01:09:20Okay, the door is locked, which means we have to make an even harder decision.
Hazel
01:09:27need.01:09:28Um,01:09:31Well,
Luma
01:09:31It’s not one of the four prong keys though, so…01:09:35That means I could probably get it open.
Hazel
01:09:38that would definitely be breaching.
Luma
01:09:40Yeah.01:09:41But it’s also outside of the vault.01:09:43designated survey area.01:09:45So we’re already breaking a rule.
Hazel
01:09:48as long as you can make sure that01:09:51It’s clear that it wasn’t.01:09:52It was a damper.
Luma
01:09:56Yeah, I could probably relock it.
Temerity
01:10:01The luck shatters.
Luma
01:10:03Good.
Hazel
01:10:04Mm-hmm.01:10:06He works for me.
Luma
01:10:08Luma’s gonna pull out her, uh, thieves’ tools and get to work.
Dungeon Master
01:10:12Yeah.01:10:15Yes, give me a Dexterity Thieves Tools check.
Luma
01:10:20Oh, dexterity.01:10:22Guidance.
Dungeon Master
01:10:24Patents.
Luma
01:10:25I don’t01:10:31Where’s the artificer feature that says you can use intelligence for tool checks?
Dungeon Master
01:10:36I think that’s real.
Luma
01:10:38- Uh.01:10:3911 plus 4 is 15 plus…01:10:442 from Dexterity is 17.
Dungeon Master
01:10:47A 17 meets the DC 15, so you unlock it.01:10:50A thing that occurred to me, and I guess now is when I’m going to bring it up,
Luma
01:10:51Ooh.
Dungeon Master
01:10:55so that I’m not bringing it up when it is actually an issue…01:10:59and cause its tension.01:11:01For things like thieves tools checks, for like picking a lock or disarming a trap…01:11:05The way I look at it isn’t the check is for the specific attempt, it’s for whether or not you figure out that particular lock or trap.01:11:12So it is not going to be the case where if you fail, you can just keep trying without changing a factor.01:11:18Doesn’t matter here because it was DC 15.
Luma
01:11:19Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:11:22The lock is well made, complicated, and you are easily able to bypass it regardless.
Luma
01:11:30- Oh.01:11:30Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:11:34the doors open into a…
Luma
01:11:34Yep.
Dungeon Master
01:11:38a descending01:11:40stone carved spiral staircase with a wide arc.
Luma
01:11:46Light what?
Dungeon Master
01:11:47wide arc.01:11:49So it’s a bit…01:11:50If you imagine it as a circle, you can’t see the whole circle of it’s a big circle.
Luma
01:11:55Uh,01:11:58There’s a staircase.
Dungeon Master
01:11:58But…
Iva
01:11:59We would never…01:12:00We would never be able to.
Dungeon Master
01:12:00The staircase itself…
Iva
01:12:01the other side.
Dungeon Master
01:12:03The staircase itself is only 10 feet wide and it’s walled on both sides.01:12:07So like it’s a circle around like a,01:12:10solid stone, essentially.01:12:17and it is descending.
Hazel
01:12:17Thank you.01:12:20- Thank you.
Temerity
01:12:20Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:12:23What’s up?
Hazel
01:12:24That’s just complaining that we have to go deeper.
Temerity
01:12:28Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:12:29Wait till you see the Tarnar hole.
Temerity
01:12:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hazel
01:12:31Hmm.
Temerity
01:12:33laughing01:12:33Ha ha ha ha.
Luma
01:12:38This is our best chance at maybe discovering some interesting stuff about the history of this place.01:12:46So,01:12:46Let’s search.01:12:47running down the stairs.
Iva
01:12:49uh,
Temerity
01:12:49Hey.
Iva
01:12:50Iva would rattle off the school-based history of things.
Hazel
01:13:00based.
Iva
01:13:02Things you are taught as a child in Argentum.
Dungeon Master
01:13:10You descend…01:13:11And you descend for a while,01:13:13Um,01:13:15And as you do the inter wall of the arcing staircase01:13:21like,01:13:22it tapers off, leaving a hollow, open…01:13:27winding staircase down, basically a big hole, a big, perfectly circular hole. Um, the, the, the staircase winding around the edge, it becomes railed. Um, so there’s a little bit of safety railing, um,01:13:42And as it descends,01:13:44Um,01:13:45The staircase also widens out into this open area, so it is about 15 feet wide. Carved into the wall are alcoves.01:13:56Um,01:13:58The first…01:14:0020, 30 feet down…01:14:02the alcoves are empty, but once you get past that,01:14:07They begin to have stone…01:14:11um,01:14:13like01:14:14uh,01:14:15For lack of any other way to say it, sarcophagi. Dwarven in size and rough shape.01:14:22um,01:14:25The first one you encounter is dated01:14:3214,01:14:32uh,01:14:3489.01:14:36And it has a name and a born-died 1489, so it would be like…01:14:45like 12 something to 1489.01:14:47I don’t have a specific date for it.01:14:50kind of
Luma
01:14:50It doesn’t make any sense.01:14:52Oh, sorry.
Dungeon Master
01:14:54The further down you go, the further back the dates go.
Luma
01:14:59These dates don’t make any sense. This place was supposed to be sealed 500 years ago.
Rhysaene
01:15:05Whoa.
Hazel
01:15:05It’s,
Luma
01:15:09Like…01:15:10We had a lot of conjecture about food and stuff like that, but that’s just straight up 200 years off.
Hazel
01:15:15Yeah.01:15:21It’s…01:15:24And maybe…01:15:26We should go.01:15:27Back.01:15:29to see.01:15:31if there are any01:15:33- Thank you.01:15:34You should go back to see if there are like,01:15:37further into the vault to see if there are any01:15:40dates.01:15:41that predate the star fold.
Luma
01:15:45So keep going down.
Hazel
01:15:45because the01:15:47Yeah, yeah, just to see like,01:15:49because we’re using it.01:15:52supposedly the, the, the, the dating all changed after the Starfall.01:15:57So it could also be like.
Luma
01:16:00Oh, true.
Hazel
01:16:01that this is pre-Starfall 2Mitch.01:16:03I don’t think it is.01:16:06um,
Luma
01:16:06That would make this place even older.
Hazel
01:16:07but01:16:09Uh-huh.
Luma
01:16:10And like, I know the dwarves are good, but I don’t think they’re that good.
Hazel
01:16:13Yeah.
Luma
01:16:14making stuff.
Temerity
01:16:14Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:16:15Uh-oh.
Rhysaene
01:16:18Slanderous.
Temerity
01:16:20Hehehehe.
Luma
01:16:20Well, it’s just my opinion as a graphics person.
Hazel
01:16:20Thank you.01:16:22Thank you.01:16:24I know it.01:16:27I know a dwarf would get very upset.
Temerity
01:16:30Hehehehe.01:16:31- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:16:32Um,
Hazel
01:16:32Oh yeah, we stopped talking.
Dungeon Master
01:16:34As you descend, you can see the bottom, or at least Rhys and Temerity can see the bottom.01:16:38There’s like an open ground in the middle section.01:16:42It’s probably like…01:16:4460 feet01:16:45diameter circle or area.01:16:48And at the bottom, you can make out a rough shape01:16:51that is like a big dwarf, a big stone dwarf.01:16:55um,01:16:56standing in the middle of the bottom,01:16:59As you descend, the dating…01:17:02uh,01:17:03on these sarcophagi decreases01:17:06pretty quickly.01:17:07Um,01:17:09As in…01:17:10Each sarcophagus has a date range that you would, you can pretty much surmise is about like one dwarven generation.01:17:19um,01:17:20So the years go back pretty quickly.01:17:23Uh,01:17:24And by the time you reach the bottom…01:17:26A little before the bottom, the last two sarcophagi01:17:31Um,01:17:32have even more striking date ranges…01:17:35Um,01:17:38Fuck, I’m actually trying to think how this would work.
Rhysaene
01:17:41Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:17:44I guess at about when you reach like the low hundreds,01:17:48the date system shifts entirely.
Temerity
01:17:52Oh fuck.
Dungeon Master
01:17:54um,01:17:55And the last, uh,01:17:58say four sarcophagi use a different dating system that I don’t know.
Hazel
01:18:05Oops.
Dungeon Master
01:18:05But they would have to.
Luma
01:18:07So what can we infer about that then?
Dungeon Master
01:18:10You can infer…
Hazel
01:18:11that
Iva
01:18:11Thank you.
Hazel
01:18:12post-Starfall.
Luma
01:18:14that all of these are post-Starfall.
Dungeon Master
01:18:17You can infer specifically that whatever dating system was used to date these sarcophagi changed near the bottom.
Hazel
01:18:28I would imagine that
Temerity
01:18:28Yeah, so it was either before or just after.
Hazel
01:18:31Yeah, I would imagine that people who were alive before the Starfall01:18:36and then the people who are01:18:38yeah, people who are alive, like,01:18:41before the Starfall and then died post Starfall.01:18:45At that point, especially the first couple hundred years,01:18:49I imagine that they still weren’t entirely sure about like,01:18:53and01:18:54whether or not the dating system should change.01:18:56And then as soon as like,01:18:59the01:19:01post-Starfall world began to cement. It was a01:19:06incredibly like notable date to mark things historically.01:19:11And then the dating system changed to reflect that.01:19:14Because at a certain point, like.
Luma
01:19:14Yeah, but…01:19:18Why change your dating system though? Why would an event change your dating system?
Hazel
01:19:18- Wow.01:19:23Hey.
Temerity
01:19:23Yeah.
Hazel
01:19:24Marks.01:19:26Typically, it marks like a large shift in like global…01:19:32uh,01:19:33in like a global like01:19:35uh,01:19:37climate.01:19:38Cause like,01:19:41The, cause like, even like,01:19:44With us, we have like AD and BC.
Luma
01:19:47- Yeah, but that was not a change in the system.01:19:49That was a marker that we used historically.01:19:52They didn’t go like, “Okay,01:19:54From now on, we’re using AD.
Temerity
01:19:57Well,
Luma
01:19:57It was.01:19:58a thousand years after that event, quote unquote, that they use that as a, as a, as a shift.
Hazel
01:20:04Yeah, and like an apocalyptic…
Luma
01:20:04This is like live real time.01:20:06This is like if the president came on the fucking thing was like,01:20:09we’re using CF now.01:20:12It’s like, why?01:20:13Why would they do that?
Hazel
01:20:16I mean, it’s like an apocalyptic event.
Temerity
01:20:17probably,01:20:18Yeah, it’s…
Hazel
01:20:19It’s changing.
Temerity
01:20:19It’s kind of like the biggest event to ever happen
Dungeon Master
01:20:20Also,
Temerity
01:20:22Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:20:22To be clear, it doesn’t count down to zero and then switch.01:20:26It counts down to like…
Hazel
01:20:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:20:28around three or 400 and then switches.
Hazel
01:20:31Yeah, so it probably was like a couple…
Luma
01:20:32gas.
Hazel
01:20:34a couple of like sizable generations01:20:38before the swap happened.01:20:41Um,
Luma
01:20:42Okay.01:20:43It just seems so weird to me.01:20:44Society’s collapsed.01:20:45Let’s make this more confusing for our history to…
Hazel
01:20:49We’ll let a certain.
Luma
01:20:49change our date system midway through.
Hazel
01:20:51I mean, at a certain point, there’s probably not much stuff that exists pre-Starfall within, like,
Dungeon Master
01:20:52Different.
Hazel
01:20:57the silver
Temerity
01:20:57living memory.
Dungeon Master
01:20:58There’s also…
Luma
01:20:58Yes. No, no, no. That makes sense
Hazel
01:20:59Silver of Ale and Living Emery.
Luma
01:21:00now. 17, er…01:21:021700 years later,01:21:04But this was in the moment.01:21:05They changed it like…
Hazel
01:21:06What’s like 400 years later?
Temerity
01:21:07Well,01:21:08Yeah, it was a couple of generations later.
Luma
01:21:11Yeah, but why would you?
Dungeon Master
01:21:11Um,
Luma
01:21:12But why?01:21:14Makes no sense.
Dungeon Master
01:21:14So,01:21:15Externally, there is another reason dating systems change.01:21:20And that is you start using someone else’s for some reason.
Temerity
01:21:24Mm-hmm.
Iva
01:21:25They were invaded by the aliens that came from the Starfall that painted the mural on
Hazel
01:21:25- True.
Luma
01:21:25Okay.01:21:30No, that’s actually…01:21:32That’s actually a valid reason.01:21:33I didn’t consider that.
Hazel
01:21:33Bahamut.
Rhysaene
01:21:33Yeah, this is a joke.01:21:35I was going to say maybe they, I was going to say like Rhys would think they were forced to.
Luma
01:21:35a
Hazel
01:21:35It could be
Luma
01:21:36All right.01:21:40Yeah, no, that makes more sense.
Hazel
01:21:41the establishment of Argentum around 400 we could we could assume that after around 400 years or so
Temerity
01:21:41Thank you.
Hazel
01:21:47after the starfall is when Argentum was established or at least like Bahamut led the people
Luma
01:21:50Do we?01:21:52Do we have like an established year or date that Argentum was established?
Dungeon Master
01:21:57Give me a history check.
Luma
01:21:58as we know it,01:22:01I01:22:04Luma writes, I know the date on her forehead, and then…01:22:0712, 14,
Temerity
01:22:07laughs
Luma
01:22:09uh01:22:1118, 18, 21.
Dungeon Master
01:22:1321 is pretty good.
Luma
01:22:13I have a plus seven to history.01:22:14Holy shit.
Dungeon Master
01:22:16as a student of history.01:22:18um,01:22:19you would know01:22:21You would know.01:22:22So let’s start with the dating system.01:22:24The dating system in Argentum as of right now01:22:27is the PSF marker, the post-starfall.01:22:30It’s easy to keep track of.01:22:32It is very much a,01:22:33were counting from this apocalyptic event01:22:36that eliminated all civilization except ours.01:22:39Um,01:22:40Thank you.01:22:41When that went into effect, you don’t know.01:22:43Um,01:22:44But you do know01:22:46that,01:22:46um,01:22:47It’s kind of like a topic of scholarly debate, what counts as the start of Argentum.01:22:54Bahamut01:22:55got here with the refugees 10 years after the Starfall.01:23:00There were 10 years of him collecting people and protecting them and being nomadic before they arrived at the place that would become Argentum.01:23:11You know that Bahamut died?01:23:13about 200 years after that.01:23:16He stewarded this place for 200-ish years.01:23:19And then the year 211 PSF, Bahamut finally,01:23:24I guess, for whatever reason, made the decision to sacrifice himself and become the Silver Flame.01:23:31And the last thing with that 21 that you know is the next year after Bahamut’s sacrifice,01:23:39Um,01:23:40the city was officially01:23:44Like it had been developing, it had been built up from the point Muhammad arrived by all the people who had come to live there.01:23:50But the official recognition of the start of the city operating under a name Argentum was the year 212 PSF.
Luma
01:24:03And what are the, what is the last date on these sarcophaguses?
Iva
01:24:04Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:24:07The oldest?
Luma
01:24:07that01:24:07Right before the shift.01:24:09right before the shift.
Dungeon Master
01:24:09It would be…01:24:10it would be about 400.01:24:12And notably, there are not date mark, there’s not like a date keeping system marker on either set.01:24:21updates.
Luma
01:24:23I’m sorry, what does that mean?
Dungeon Master
01:24:25they aren’t labeled PSF.
Luma
01:24:28Right, okay, okay.01:24:30Uh,
Hazel
01:24:32I mean, that makes sense there.
Dungeon Master
01:24:32They’re just labeled with a number.
Luma
01:24:32Okay.
Hazel
01:24:36The whole BC and AD thing.01:24:37It was also established because of like,01:24:40religious.
Luma
01:24:41Yeah, what I’m saying is…
Hazel
01:24:42presentation.
Luma
01:24:43I was established as a divider…01:24:47for history.01:24:48They use that as saying, like, yeah, this is when that happens.
Hazel
01:24:48Yes.
Luma
01:24:50It’s important enough for our belief system or whatever that is marked in our thing.01:24:54It wasn’t used, like, live.01:24:57There wasn’t like a citywide announcement of like, Hey, we’re switching.01:25:00It’s like, why would you do that?
Hazel
01:25:00Well…
Luma
01:25:01Is what I was implying, but I didn’t consider.
Hazel
01:25:01Yeah.
Luma
01:25:04somebody else telling them to switch.01:25:06That is a very…01:25:07Good reason.
Temerity
01:25:08Uh,
Hazel
01:25:09Uh-huh.01:25:12Detroit.
Luma
01:25:21OK, well, we’ve got.01:25:22Dead bodies.01:25:24Luma absolutely doesn’t even consider cracking any of these open.
Hazel
01:25:24Yeah.01:25:28Yeah, no.
Temerity
01:25:28Yeah, no.
Luma
01:25:28Yeah.
Hazel
01:25:28um,01:25:30But what that does mean,
Dungeon Master
01:25:31Oh.
Hazel
01:25:32is the initial like01:25:33the initial…01:25:35uh,01:25:36The hypothesis that we had is true that this place is01:25:40that the date01:25:42And then…01:25:43the date for01:25:44on the last cough event.01:25:46is before, no, it’s01:25:49After the.01:25:50The invisible part of my seagull.
Luma
01:25:50It is more recent.01:25:52Yeah, it is more recent than what they told us that this place was sealed.
Dungeon Master
01:25:56Um,01:25:57reaching the bottom,01:25:58The large dwarf-shaped stone thing is a statue.01:26:03of a handsome dwarvish fellow, kind of nondistinct,01:26:08but very dwarven, and at its base a plaque01:26:12which reads, “Here lie the forgemasters.”
Luma
01:26:16Whoa.
Iva
01:26:22Iva looks at the statue and goes, he’s kind of cute.
Hazel
01:26:31I don’t see it.
Temerity
01:26:32- Yeah.
Luma
01:26:41Oh.01:26:43So,01:26:44What else is in this room?
Dungeon Master
01:26:46It is a mausoleum.01:26:49Nothing else jumps out at you other than…01:26:53What you’ve already seen and what lies in the tombs.01:26:57There are no passageways forward.
Luma
01:27:00Oh, this is a dead end.
Dungeon Master
01:27:02Yes.
Luma
01:27:03Okay.
Hazel
01:27:04What does this…
Luma
01:27:09That’s really significant.01:27:11because they specifically told us not to go into this room01:27:14and the one before it.01:27:16which are the two rooms that have weird details that disprove their things.
Hazel
01:27:22Yeah.
Luma
01:27:22or call into question their things.
Rhysaene
01:27:24Uh-huh.
Luma
01:27:26I think that mural is more significant than we have enough information to like…01:27:31know how significant it is, other than the fact that it’s got a moon transition, which means…01:27:37Something.
Hazel
01:27:38It was painted pre Starfall, presumably.01:27:42if those are faulted at the moment.
Luma
01:27:42Or by somebody…01:27:44somebody who was aware of the moon before then.
Hazel
01:27:47someone who lived pretty stressful.01:27:51Um,01:27:52Yeah, and I mean, it seems like…01:27:56The church is pretty hush hush about things that existed before the starfall, mostly because01:28:02is like,01:28:03I would imagine it’s just impractical and01:28:05It would potentially invite sorrow in some cases.01:28:09Um,01:28:11but I wonder what they have to gain for01:28:16And01:28:17this discrepancy in the dates.01:28:22Um,
Luma
01:28:27Well…01:28:30The reason you would lie about when you01:28:32took over its city is if you took it over01:28:35It’s the will of the original people.
Hazel
01:28:37- That’s true.01:28:40And I mean, this is, these are dated to what, like 1450.
Rhysaene
01:28:40Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:28:451489 is the most recent death.
Hazel
01:28:4714 weeks.01:28:49And.01:28:50We’re in01:28:5117.
Dungeon Master
01:28:5217.
Luma
01:28:5214 days.
Dungeon Master
01:28:5214.
Hazel
01:28:5314, 250 years before that, the Elder Exodus. Was the Elder Exodus a, like,01:29:01That’s about 250 years ago, right?01:29:03I’m not fucking up my map.
Dungeon Master
01:29:04No.
Hazel
01:29:05No.
Dungeon Master
01:29:06Elder Exodus is about 150 years ago.
Luma
01:29:06Thank you.
Hazel
01:29:09Oh, that was 150 years ago. I thought it was 250 for some reason.01:29:14And.
Dungeon Master
01:29:141564.
Hazel
01:29:16Yeah, 15, okay.01:29:17Sorry.01:29:19Um,01:29:20Well, I mean, that makes sense why there aren’t any other dwarves in here.01:29:24Um,
Luma
01:29:25They haven’t died.
Hazel
01:29:27Bale left.
Luma
01:29:28Ah, the whole reason the Elder Exoders happened was because they ran out of space down here, of course.
Rhysaene
01:29:33Hmm.
Temerity
01:29:33laughter
Hazel
01:29:33Yeah.
Iva
01:29:34Logically.
Dungeon Master
01:29:34Thank you.
Hazel
01:29:35They, uh…
Luma
01:29:37Ha ha ha.
Hazel
01:29:37I got fed up.01:29:40Um,
Temerity
01:29:41Hmm.
Hazel
01:29:43They got kicked out of their01:29:45We got kicked out of their holds.
Luma
01:29:47Probably because they were upset about Argentum being taken or something. I don’t know. There’s a lot of conjecture where01:29:54Tossing around.
Hazel
01:29:55Oh, yeah. I mean, it’s all we can do.01:29:58Until we get like a…01:29:59a piece of paper that tells us what happens.01:30:02And then we’ll have conjecture on whether or not they’re lying.
Iva
01:30:05Thank you.
Luma
01:30:05True.
Rhysaene
01:30:05Um,01:30:08I…01:30:10Is that like an object, like a piece of stone or anything that’s like…01:30:15hanging around this place.01:30:17Uh,01:30:19count
Dungeon Master
01:30:21I mean, there might be like a loose, like,01:30:23Pebble.01:30:24There’s not really any loose objects.01:30:26It is the tombs.01:30:28The markers on the tombs, the statue, the plaque on the statue, the stairs.
Rhysaene
01:30:32Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:30:33That’s it.
Rhysaene
01:30:34Okay.01:30:36I like it.01:30:37sketch down some of the mocks and I will take a loose pebble from this place.
Dungeon Master
01:30:43For.01:30:43You can do that.
Hazel
01:30:48If I had to guess, I would imagine that these vaults were probably actually sealed closer to like 100.01:30:53years ago.
Temerity
01:30:57Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:31:01maybe a little before that.
Rhysaene
01:31:03Seems so fresh.
Luma
01:31:07You know what’s even scarier?01:31:11if we assume that these vaults are not that old01:31:14That kid’s journal talked about Bahamut showing up.
Hazel
01:31:20It could be that it’s just that like01:31:24No, that’s just it.01:31:25piece that got left behind.01:31:27- Yeah, that is true.
Rhysaene
01:31:31What is…01:31:32I’m trying to think of like what they would gain from like,01:31:37erasing that history specifically.01:31:40link.
Hazel
01:31:41sets up.01:31:42I mean, I would say one big thing that it would do is that it01:31:45It establishes a01:31:47It establishes like a01:31:50um,01:31:51what do you call it, a status quo?
Rhysaene
01:31:53Yeah.
Hazel
01:31:53that it’s lived far longer than like some people.
Rhysaene
01:31:54I was…01:31:55Yeah, unity. Like, we’re all in this together.
Luma
01:32:00we have been forever, we will be forever kind of thing.
Temerity
01:32:00Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
01:32:03Mm.
Hazel
01:32:03um,01:32:06And especially since like
Rhysaene
01:32:06Yeah.
Hazel
01:32:10- Yeah.01:32:11They’re like.01:32:12The dwarves might have left because they got fed up, but like all of the, all the long living races lived in the elder exodus.
Rhysaene
01:32:19Okay.
Hazel
01:32:19Um,
Luma
01:32:22because they remembered
Hazel
01:32:22Or at least like…01:32:24Yeah.
Luma
01:32:24something.
Hazel
01:32:26So it could be that like,01:32:29you know, maybe,01:32:31It’s a lot easier to…01:32:33to lie to people who live for01:32:36Yeah.01:32:3760 to 80 years than it is to lie to people who live for01:32:41Hundreds.
Rhysaene
01:32:43Uh-huh.
Hazel
01:32:45Um,
Luma
01:32:45we still have long-loved races here.01:32:47We just don’t have anybody that’s old.
Hazel
01:32:49Yeah.01:32:51Yeah, and so they can’t, they don’t have the ability to refute the, the,
Luma
01:32:57Right.
Hazel
01:32:57the founding myth, Romulus and Remus type ships.
Luma
01:33:00Romulus and Remus, yeah.01:33:04Uff.
Temerity
01:33:08Merdy is very uncomfortable.
Hazel
01:33:09behind me.01:33:11Bahamut crossed the Rubicon Temerity.
Dungeon Master
01:33:11This is…
Iva
01:33:12But…01:33:12If you
Rhysaene
01:33:13Thank you.
Iva
01:33:14- Yeah.
Temerity
01:33:15laughs
Iva
01:33:15No.
Luma
01:33:15Okay.
Iva
01:33:16Thank you.01:33:18I was just smiling because she’s like, ah, I feel better about saving all those mages.
Hazel
01:33:28I mean, if they lie about the founding of01:33:33of the city. What else did they lie about?01:33:35though it would be01:33:36You know?01:33:38It would be irresponsible to
Luma
01:33:38Yep.
Hazel
01:33:39to take all these things.
Luma
01:33:42Yeah, but why ban magic if that’s all they’re trying to…01:33:48Banning magic seems…01:33:49unrelated.
Temerity
01:33:54because it invites the sorrow.
Luma
01:33:57That is not what we’re talking about right now.
Iva
01:33:59-
Hazel
01:34:00- Hey, hey.
Luma
01:34:00- Yeah.
Iva
01:34:02It could be that
Temerity
01:34:02That’s…
Hazel
01:34:02Yeah.
Iva
01:34:03Magic people are harder to control.01:34:04Look at all the things that you keep doing that01:34:07you know,
Hazel
01:34:08I…
Iva
01:34:08You can get away with.
Hazel
01:34:10I wouldn’t, I mean,01:34:12I would not be surprised if magic in a sense did invite those arrow.01:34:17Um,01:34:21It can also keep back the sorrow.01:34:22It’s just, I mean, magic.01:34:25Magic can influence emotions.01:34:28changed.01:34:30the,01:34:31It can change the way people think.01:34:33If the sorrow plays off your emotions, like an enchantment wizard could potentially like create a hundred Sorrowsworn with a good enough enchantment.
Rhysaene
01:34:44Huh.
Hazel
01:34:47um,01:34:56and01:34:59And as we all know,01:35:00Not all magic is bad because the silver flame01:35:03- Thank you.01:35:05Um,01:35:06but it’s something that is controlled and doled out by01:35:10the state.01:35:14uh,01:35:18So they can run a background check before they give you your AR-15
Luma
01:35:21I don’t know.
Temerity
01:35:22Hehehehehehe.
Hazel
01:35:22Lantern.
Luma
01:35:23Yeah, it’s not controlled, it’s just regulated.
Hazel
01:35:26Yeah.
Temerity
01:35:26laughs
Hazel
01:35:30Um,
Iva
01:35:31That’s a good note, Ken. Are there any weird star patterns on the bottom of the floor?
Dungeon Master
01:35:36No.
Iva
01:35:37Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:35:38smooth tiled stone.
Iva
01:35:38Thank you.01:35:40Thanks.01:35:40damned. I was hoping the whole city was, uh,01:35:46Welcome to Circle.
Hazel
01:35:49Hit it.
Dungeon Master
01:35:51This is oddly octagonal.
Iva
01:35:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Temerity
01:35:54Hey, hey.
Hazel
01:35:55to think of this.01:36:00There’s just much to think about with this.01:36:03uh,01:36:07Are you okay, Temerity?
Temerity
01:36:09laughs01:36:10I’m01:36:12I’m okay.01:36:13So everybody’s01:36:15Curiosity sated.
Luma
01:36:16Nope, not even close.
Temerity
01:36:17laughs
Hazel
01:36:18Mm-hmm.01:36:20come now.01:36:22Surely you must be curious about all this too.
Temerity
01:36:27I,01:36:28am curious, but I01:36:31don’t want to linger here.
Hazel
01:36:35That…01:36:37We are in a great twist.01:36:39It feels…01:36:41It feels improper to speak amongst, uh, to speak around the dead.01:36:45this.
Temerity
01:36:47Temerity nods.
Hazel
01:36:52if,01:36:53if we have what we came here for.01:36:55I shouldn’t.01:36:56uh,01:36:57think about.01:36:58um,01:37:01Think about our next options. So I’m01:37:04okay to stay here for as long as you require.
Luma
01:37:11Well,01:37:15don’t actually need to map anything down here because I’m not01:37:18Supposed to.01:37:21Luma says, while actively…01:37:23mapping it.
Hazel
01:37:23like marking dates down
Luma
01:37:24Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:37:24.
Temerity
01:37:24laughs
Hazel
01:37:26mapping it
Rhysaene
01:37:26- -
Luma
01:37:26Thank you.
Iva
01:37:27Thank you.
Hazel
01:37:29We’re about to…
Temerity
01:37:29Cool.
Luma
01:37:29I don’t know.
Temerity
01:37:30Collecting notes for her conspiracy board.
Hazel
01:37:33- Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:37:33Yeah, she’s got like a second notebook open.01:37:35She’s drawing in that one.01:37:39I think I’ve got everything that I need for01:37:42for here.01:37:46There’s nowhere further to go, it looks like.01:37:50Uh, how big is this room?
Dungeon Master
01:37:53It’s about 60 feet across.
Luma
01:37:56Perfect. Luma stands in the center and pops off one of her, uh…01:37:59Her…01:38:00Wand of Secrets.
Dungeon Master
01:38:04Um,01:38:05In this room, you detect no secret doors and no traps.
Luma
01:38:09OK.01:38:10Yeah, I think this is a dead end.
Hazel
01:38:14Temerity is about a, Temerity is going to go back to the barracks and start drafting the 95 Thesis.
Temerity
01:38:19Hehehehehehe.
Luma
01:38:21What?
Hazel
01:38:23There’s a01:38:24Lutherism, Mark Luther, uh, is like,01:38:28The whole thing of like, the church is bullshit, this is bullshit.
Luma
01:38:31Yeah.
Temerity
01:38:32uh,
Hazel
01:38:33the modern, the birth of01:38:35Boston.
Luma
01:38:37uh,
Temerity
01:38:40what he nailed to the doors of churches.
Dungeon Master
01:38:44So what are you guys doing?
Luma
01:38:48Um,01:38:49I guess heading back up,01:38:51We gotta make our decision now.01:38:53Are we going into the Tarnar hole or are we leaving…
Rhysaene
01:38:53Yeah.
Hazel
01:38:58I mean, this does feel like a place we’re not going to be.01:39:02we’re not going to come back to for a good while. I’m going to poke my head in.01:39:06See what’s going on.
Luma
01:39:07Okay.
Hazel
01:39:10If we get to the point where like01:39:13Because there’s the…01:39:15There is the like…01:39:17the big scary part of this is the fact that like,01:39:20They were like directions.01:39:22We could just be walking into the lake.01:39:25the thieves guild from Skyrim and they’re gonna like take out all their daggers.
Luma
01:39:30- Yeah.
Temerity
01:39:30shoot us with a fuck ton of crossbows
Luma
01:39:34That would explain why they’ve never been caught.01:39:36They’ve been down in the fucking vaults this entire time.
Temerity
01:39:38Hehehehe.
Hazel
01:39:39Yeah.
Luma
01:39:40Um…
Hazel
01:39:40I mean, and it also makes sense because they have their fucking, their turnstones, right?01:39:43Like,
Luma
01:39:44True.01:39:46That’s the main reason I want to go down there is I want to see if we can steal their turnstone.
Hazel
01:39:50Ooh.
Temerity
01:39:50Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Rhysaene
01:39:51-
Luma
01:39:52Um,01:39:54On our way back up, Luma’s gonna try her best to cover their tracks as much as possible, re-lock the door,01:40:00Um,01:40:01She’s going to conjure up01:40:05Not conjure. She’s going to use her Tinker’s Magic01:40:06to make a…01:40:09A sack.01:40:11and she’s going to fill it with the corpses of the…01:40:15Aberration monsters.01:40:16what’s left of them at least.
Hazel
01:40:18Ah.01:40:19Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:40:19Um,
Luma
01:40:19And then stuff the sack in her…01:40:22Bag of holding.
Dungeon Master
01:40:26volume-wise, I don’t know…01:40:29Your bag of holding will hold it.01:40:30A cloaker is fucking huge.01:40:32It’s like a horse.
Luma
01:40:33Oh, is it?
Temerity
01:40:34But that one we like pieced apart, right?
Dungeon Master
01:40:36You did. You cut it apart. You took meat and hide, and I still think the core corpse is probably too big to go in the bag of holding.
Temerity
01:40:44Gotcha.
Dungeon Master
01:40:45um,01:40:46You could probably stuff the three Darkmantles in there if you really try.01:40:51Because they’re not like little things.
Luma
01:40:51Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:40:53The Darkmantles are medium-sized creatures.
Luma
01:40:57Luma is
Dungeon Master
01:40:57um,
Luma
01:40:58gonna take the corpses.01:41:00Hey, Temerity, can you drag one of these, please?01:41:03We’re going to take it into the kitchen and we’re going to use the oven to cremate them down into ashes.
Dungeon Master
01:41:05-
Rhysaene
01:41:07Thank you.
Luma
01:41:09And then we’re going to stuff the ashes into…
Iva
01:41:10Iva goes.
Hazel
01:41:10Oh.
Luma
01:41:12to the set.
Iva
01:41:12Why don’t we just toss them in the Tarnar hole if it’s hard to find?
Hazel
01:41:17I am.
Temerity
01:41:17Because it’s in the report.
Iva
01:41:18I’ve been…
Temerity
01:41:20I guess that would be fine-ish.
Luma
01:41:20The Tarnar hole entrance is…01:41:24And Probable Diability, we could, if they’re like, “Did you kill these monsters inside the Tarnar hole?” We’d be like, “No, we didn’t go in the Tarnar hole. The Tarnar probably killed the monsters in the Tarnar hole.”
Hazel
01:41:35I am…
Iva
01:41:35So we’re,01:41:36Just strike him and throw him in there.
Hazel
01:41:38My, uh,
Temerity
01:41:38Well,
Dungeon Master
01:41:38the
Luma
01:41:39Not a bad idea.
Dungeon Master
01:41:41The…01:41:42The room at the end of the Tarnar Hole is like a closet.01:41:47It’s like 10 feet by 10 feet at most, 15 by 15,01:41:51The Darkmantle, or not the Darkmantle,01:41:53the Cloaker’s wingspan will not,01:41:56like it could not fly in that closet.01:42:01But you could put them in there.01:42:02You could say…01:42:03And just be, you know, it’s not on us.01:42:07We weren’t in there.
Temerity
01:42:09We could section it out, chop it up.
Dungeon Master
01:42:10- Yeah.
Luma
01:42:11I was going to say, we could just01:42:12take it deeper. And then once we find an area that’s big enough, we can leave it there.
Dungeon Master
01:42:15You could do that.01:42:15You could take them with you into…
Hazel
01:42:16- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:42:18I’m…
Luma
01:42:18Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:42:19You can, okay.01:42:20You can take01:42:21I’m trying to think about how this works.01:42:23You had to squeeze through a little hand-carved tunnel to get into that closet.01:42:29The Cloaker specifically01:42:32Its wingspan is like 15 feet.
Temerity
01:42:35Yeah, but if we chop off the wings and then chop the wings into smaller bits and then, you know…
Dungeon Master
01:42:35It is a…01:42:37Yeah, you.01:42:39There is a degree to which you could just cut this thing up enough that you have no problem transporting it wherever you want to.01:42:45It’s do you want to take the time and effort to dismantle and move a cloaker?01:42:51You’re welcome to.01:42:52Say that the entire process and extra time of taking it will be like an hour.
Hazel
01:42:59When we01:43:02When we fought the Sorrowsworn,01:43:06The Hazels.01:43:07little like sacred flame burned the01:43:10burn the Sorrowsworn01:43:12uh,01:43:14Oh.01:43:15um and like turned it into like ashes we could always try that
Dungeon Master
01:43:16Yeah.
Hazel
01:43:19Probably because it was a sorrows one, but we can always try it.
Dungeon Master
01:43:23you,01:43:23You can certainly try it.
Luma
01:43:23Yeah, sure.
Dungeon Master
01:43:25uh,01:43:26You can also conclude it was probably because it was Sorrowsworn.01:43:29However, these are just corpses that a hot enough fire will certainly…01:43:35burn them up.
Temerity
01:43:36to the oven.
Luma
01:43:36So we go put them in the oven.
Iva
01:43:38Yeah.
Temerity
01:43:38Yeah.01:43:40Oh, how big is the oven?01:43:42I forgot.
Dungeon Master
01:43:42There’s some…01:43:43There’s some fairly like decent sized ovens01:43:47Again, you will have to cut up the cloaker.
Temerity
01:43:51Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:43:51But there are some like.01:43:53This is a community kitchen. There were some ovens for doing like, like, like, like, like, like restaurant cooking kind of like big, like, like catering kind of stuff. So there’s there’s big ovens. It’s for sure doable.
Temerity
01:44:01Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:44:06If you want to try and incinerate these…01:44:10um,01:44:11these aberrations.
Temerity
01:44:14laughs
Dungeon Master
01:44:14Uh…01:44:16logistically speaking, and it may or may not matter to you,
Luma
01:44:16uh,
Dungeon Master
01:44:20The ovens are ventilated, that smoke has to go somewhere, and presumably…01:44:26These ovens haven’t been used in some number of times.
Hazel
01:44:28Oh, yeah, true.
Dungeon Master
01:44:29- Thank you.
Temerity
01:44:31That’s true.
Iva
01:44:31Thank you.
Temerity
01:44:33So it could maybe give away that we’ve turned on the oven for some reason.01:44:39But…
Hazel
01:44:41Or we just kill ourselves.
Iva
01:44:43Oh, yeah.
Temerity
01:44:43Yeah, or we just kill ourselves.
Iva
01:44:44Hello, sounds.
Hazel
01:44:47um,
Luma
01:44:48any other solutions?
Rhysaene
01:44:48Weak.
Luma
01:44:51Oh.
Dungeon Master
01:44:52Um,01:44:53Based on what you remember of the directions…01:44:56They go through all sorts of01:44:59tunnels and passages, some part of the city’s infrastructure01:45:04and some carved by hand, presumably by the Tarnar Syndicate.01:45:09Or some presumably carved by creatures. There’s all kinds of twists and turns in those directions. It does seem like there would be somewhere far enough in where you could just dump these things. As long as you want to go through the time to cut them up small enough.01:45:24and put them in a sack and have Temerity carry them, carry the ones that won’t fit in the bag of holding.01:45:30But01:45:33Just logistically thinking about it, plotting it, and planning it,01:45:39If you want to make sure no one finds these dead aberrations, your best bet is probably the Tarnar hole.
Temerity
01:45:46Yeah.
Luma
01:45:47Alternatively, hold on, I just…
Temerity
01:45:47Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:45:48Yeah.
Luma
01:45:49Had a thought.01:45:50The kitchen’s pretty big, right?
Dungeon Master
01:45:52Yes.
Hazel
01:45:52Yeah, we just say we fought them in the kitchen.
Luma
01:45:54We just fought him in the kitchen.01:45:55Fuck it.
Dungeon Master
01:45:56Sure.
Temerity
01:45:56All right.
Luma
01:45:56- Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:45:57Absolutely do that.
Iva
01:45:58Or we eat them.
Hazel
01:46:00we can break a couple bottles and make it look like there was a bit of a struggle, I guess.
Temerity
01:46:00Hey.01:46:04Yeah.01:46:07I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:46:07Temerity, throw that cloaker corpse against the wall right there.
Rhysaene
01:46:08- Yeah.
Hazel
01:46:11have it make a wedding.
Luma
01:46:11- Yeah.
Temerity
01:46:11Wow.
Hazel
01:46:12thought of it.
Temerity
01:46:12Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Luma
01:46:13I don’t know.
Iva
01:46:13Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:46:15Temerity feel about this conversation, by the way, I’m kind of curious.
Temerity
01:46:18Temerity is like we…
Hazel
01:46:21The disassociation.
Rhysaene
01:46:21- Uh-huh.
Temerity
01:46:24should cover our tracks. But Temerity is very uncomfortable throughout this whole thing.01:46:31Because we’ve already broken a lot of rules that Temerity was unaware of.
Luma
01:46:32It’s a very deep.01:46:34Temerity, Paladin, walk over here.
Temerity
01:46:36All these rules.
Luma
01:46:38Paladin, just go take a walk.
Hazel
01:46:39You’re right.
Temerity
01:46:41- Yeah.01:46:41Uh…
Dungeon Master
01:46:42Um,01:46:43Mariah Beard.
Temerity
01:46:43Temerity, do you…
Dungeon Master
01:46:44Sorry.
Temerity
01:46:45It’s okay.
Dungeon Master
01:46:47I was going to say Mariah BRB’d and I would also like just like a moment. So if anyone else wants a moment.
Temerity
01:46:51Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:46:52Yeah, no worries.
Temerity
01:46:54No worries.01:46:56uh,01:46:58Temerity can cut up those things.01:47:00uh,01:47:01And we’ll just throw them in the Tarnar hole.
Rhysaene
01:47:01Yay!01:47:04Okay, I’ll be right back. I’m gonna grab a snack and a drink.
Luma
01:47:07- Yeah.
Temerity
01:47:07Okay.
Luma
01:47:08I thought we were01:47:09I’m in the kitchen.
Temerity
01:47:11Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Luma
01:47:13Yeah.
Temerity
01:47:14Kitchen.01:47:16Yeah, to maybe we’ll drag them into the kitchen.
Luma
01:47:16I’m just saying--01:47:18I’m drawing my fucked up little guy that I’m going to conjure a bit.
Temerity
01:47:21- Eww.
Luma
01:47:23He’s a little gay.
Temerity
01:47:36Hello.
Luma
01:47:37Hello.
Temerity
01:47:37Welcome back.
Hazel
01:47:38Thank you.01:47:38Sorry.
Temerity
01:47:39You’re good.
Luma
01:47:39Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:47:42Cat beer bead.
Luma
01:47:43E.
Temerity
01:47:44And I think Aev did as well.
Luma
01:47:46Yeah, we’re taking a small, small break.
Temerity
01:47:48Small brick.
Hazel
01:47:50I’ve been very much enjoying the theorite.
Luma
01:47:50Thank you.
Hazel
01:47:53So,
Luma
01:47:53Yeah.
Hazel
01:47:54fish.
Luma
01:47:56I love when we see your eyes, it’s really fun.
Iva
01:47:59I have theories.
Temerity
01:48:00Mm-hmm.
Iva
01:48:00I just can’t share them.
Luma
01:48:03I…01:48:05I have a problem with…01:48:08trying to theorize, like, as Luma, because…01:48:12A lot of that of playing Luma falls away when I’m theorizing and it just becomes like me theorizing shit.
Temerity
01:48:18Uh,
Hazel
01:48:18Yeah.
Luma
01:48:19Which, like, Lilo wouldn’t say this stuff, but at the same time, I was like, I can’t just not say it.
Hazel
01:48:24Uh,
Iva
01:48:24I just don’t say it.
Temerity
01:48:24Hehehehe.
Luma
01:48:25I just censor as much as I can, but sometimes I’m like, wait a minute.
Hazel
01:48:25Hazel’s loving it.
Luma
01:48:30is a wrong line of thinking.01:48:32I need to change that.
Temerity
01:48:34Uh,
Hazel
01:48:34Mm-hmm.01:48:35Hazel’s loving it. Hazel loves sewing dough.
Temerity
01:48:38Hehehehe.
Luma
01:48:39Hee hee hee hee.
Iva
01:48:41Like I said…
Hazel
01:48:42It’s why 99% of her questions are asked to Temerity specifically.
Luma
01:48:47Yeah.
Hazel
01:48:48laughs
Temerity
01:48:48Hehehehe.
Iva
01:48:49Like I said, I have a sister with, like, has the…01:48:56Ivy shitty grin going right now.
Temerity
01:49:01Thank you.
Hazel
01:49:01Two, three.
Iva
01:49:02Because she’s been fighting against this.
Luma
01:49:04Luma’s got a very, I feel like she’s got a really open mind about like what,01:49:08what the truth could be.01:49:10and doesn’t have too much of a problem changing that upon new information.01:49:15But at the same time, it’s just like, why would they lie to me?
Temerity
01:49:19Uh-huh.
Hazel
01:49:19Yeah.
Temerity
01:49:20Hehehehe.01:49:22that’s kind of like01:49:24a little bit of Temerity seasoning is like,01:49:27Hehehehe.01:49:30There has to be a good reason.01:49:33And so Temerity is just like very…
Iva
01:49:36Thank you.
Luma
01:49:36Temerity is, why would they
Temerity
01:49:39uncomfortable.
Luma
01:49:40Temerity’s “Why would they lie to me?” is like, “No, this can’t be true. Why would they lie to me?” And Luma’s “Why would they lie to me?” is like,
Dungeon Master
01:49:43I’m back.
Luma
01:49:48Why?
Temerity
01:49:49Uh…
Hazel
01:49:49What are you doing?
Iva
01:49:49Thank you.
Luma
01:49:49What is the, what is the, why would they do that?
Temerity
01:49:52Bye.
Iva
01:49:53but this is their duty.
Hazel
01:49:53really think someone would do that?
Luma
01:49:55Do you really think…
Hazel
01:49:55Go on the internet and tell lies.
Dungeon Master
01:49:55back.
Temerity
01:49:55- Yeah.
Luma
01:49:57Well, you’re not telling us.
Hazel
01:49:57Welcome back.
Temerity
01:49:57Welcome back.
Dungeon Master
01:50:00What y’all doing?01:50:01Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:50:02Um,01:50:03waiting on Aev.
Dungeon Master
01:50:04I am, okay.
Hazel
01:50:04Yeah.
Luma
01:50:04Yes.
Rhysaene
01:50:05I’m here.
Temerity
01:50:06Ah.01:50:07No longer waiting on Aev.
Luma
01:50:07Yes.
Temerity
01:50:08Temerity was going to drag the…
Luma
01:50:09Our favorite person.
Temerity
01:50:10cloak her into the01:50:12Or pick up the cloaker and place it into the…01:50:15into the kitchen.
Dungeon Master
01:50:16Yeah, you’re able to do that, no problem.
Luma
01:50:19when what conjures a barrel of gunpowder and sets it off in the middle of the kitchen to simulate battle damage.01:50:23No, can’t do that.
Rhysaene
01:50:24Um,
Temerity
01:50:26Hehe.
Luma
01:50:27- Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:50:28Mm-hmm.01:50:30I’ll clean up
Temerity
01:50:31But yeah.
Rhysaene
01:50:33Blood.01:50:35that we leave behind by carrying them.01:50:39cloaker to the
Dungeon Master
01:50:41Okay.
Rhysaene
01:50:41to the kitchen with Prestidigitation.
Hazel
01:50:41is clean.01:50:42Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:50:43Yeah.
Hazel
01:50:43We should clean up the blood in the room with the mural as well.
Luma
01:50:43- Oh, oh.
Rhysaene
01:50:48Yeah.
Temerity
01:50:48Yeah.
Luma
01:50:49Yeah, I think that’s what…01:50:51Aev was talking about.
Temerity
01:50:54um,01:50:55And then01:50:57I presume we were going to go into the tarn our hole.01:51:01Uh…
Luma
01:51:01into the Tarnar hole.
Temerity
01:51:03laughs
Dungeon Master
01:51:05Stop calling it that, that, that.
Luma
01:51:07Yeah.
Temerity
01:51:07Hehehehe.
Hazel
01:51:08We know.
Rhysaene
01:51:08Well, thank you.
Temerity
01:51:09What?
Luma
01:51:09Yeah.01:51:11Is that your favor?
Hazel
01:51:13Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:51:14laughs
Luma
01:51:15- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:51:15No.
Luma
01:51:16Yeah.
Temerity
01:51:17I don’t know.
Luma
01:51:22Yeah.01:51:26Off we go.
Dungeon Master
01:51:26All right.01:51:27you01:51:28do that01:51:29We move the briefcase, the briefcase, the like shelf once more, revealing the Tarnar hole.01:51:36which you all cram yourselves into one by one.01:51:39It is an incredibly unpleasant squeeze for wrists.01:51:44Um,
Rhysaene
01:51:44Oh.
Dungeon Master
01:51:44But it is doable.01:51:46It just, it takes you a minute and you, you all find yourself once again, back in the closet. Um,01:51:52The closet, dark, sealed,01:51:54The satchel’s still there.01:51:55The door is still there.01:51:58um01:51:59And that’s where you are.
Iva
01:52:01Not shocked to find out some of these people are back in the closet.
Luma
01:52:01I did my…01:52:04my secret bookshelf01:52:06uh01:52:08marker get tripped?
Dungeon Master
01:52:09Not until you tripped it.
Luma
01:52:11Awesome.
Temerity
01:52:15All right.
Luma
01:52:16Luma will pull out the instructions and begin following them.
Dungeon Master
01:52:23The first…01:52:24The first obstacle presents itself immediately when the door out is locked.
Luma
01:52:29Oh, yeah.
Temerity
01:52:29Oh, yeah, we have to get through that.
Dungeon Master
01:52:30um,01:52:32This…01:52:33Sorry.
Temerity
01:52:35Go for it.
Dungeon Master
01:52:36This door is not like the double iron doors that separated the tomb of the forgemasters from the…01:52:43The room with the star mural.01:52:46It is a much…01:52:47It’s still a sturdy dwarven stone door.01:52:50But it is a much more mundane one.01:52:53And the lock is an iron keyhole lock…01:52:59And it is one of those classical like01:53:02like cartoon keyholes that you could peer through, um, that would take a, like a, like01:53:07a simple, like big two prong key from either side of the door to unlock.
Luma
01:53:13so I can see through it.
Dungeon Master
01:53:14Yeah, you can look through it.
Luma
01:53:16Awesome, I teleport through.
Dungeon Master
01:53:17You teleport through.
Luma
01:53:19What’s on the other side?
Dungeon Master
01:53:20You stand in a narrow distance.01:53:23pitch black corridor, everything covered in dust.01:53:28There’s a couple doors…01:53:31on either side of it.01:53:33One end is fully collapsed. The directions say to go the other direction and around the corner.
Luma
01:53:43Something I could find a mechanism with either side over the door, but nope, no dice.
Dungeon Master
01:53:45You know.01:53:47No dice.
Luma
01:53:47Um.01:53:49I guess I could try and pick it open.
Temerity
01:53:51Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:53:52Um,01:53:52you looked through it
Temerity
01:53:53We can notice.
Dungeon Master
01:53:56to teleport.
Luma
01:53:58Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:53:59Give me a perception check.
Luma
01:54:02Oh.01:54:02Uh, which…01:54:05Doot.01:54:08Uh.01:54:09sucked.01:54:10Uh, what’s my perception score?01:54:14Oh,01:54:19Nine.01:54:20Nine.
Dungeon Master
01:54:21- Yeah, okay then.
Luma
01:54:23Yeah.01:54:29That said, and I was going to do this anyway, but I guess that’s probably what this check was for.01:54:33I would like to check for traps.
Dungeon Master
01:54:35you, what do you,01:54:38You just, and you’re just looking for traps.
Luma
01:54:41How big is the…01:54:44The hook, the keyhole.
Dungeon Master
01:54:45It’s a… I mean, I…01:54:47I don’t know, like an inch. It’s like a cartoon keyhole.
Luma
01:54:49Okay.01:54:51Uh,
Dungeon Master
01:54:54It’s a big old keyhole.
Luma
01:54:55It looks…01:54:56Too obvious to be.01:54:59Um…01:55:07Luma will create a…01:55:13one inch thick.01:55:1510-foot pole.01:55:18and jam it into the lock.
Dungeon Master
01:55:22I will be clear, everyone else is still in the closet.
Luma
01:55:25Alright, this is a closet. Fuck.
Rhysaene
01:55:29- Sure.
Hazel
01:55:29Your danger sends tingling.
Iva
01:55:30Thank you.
Luma
01:55:33Huh?
Hazel
01:55:35Ed, sorry.01:55:36It was a dumb joke.
Dungeon Master
01:55:36um,01:55:38And you say you want to check for traps.01:55:40If there’s something specific you want to do01:55:42to look for traps, that’s fine.01:55:43You rolled a nine on your perception when you looked through the keyhole,01:55:46so that’s your, like, I just look at it roll already.
Luma
01:55:50Yeah, okay. I’ll pick it.
Dungeon Master
01:55:53Give me another perception check when you go to pick it.
Luma
01:56:0116, 19.
Dungeon Master
01:56:05you stick your picks in and you start to look01:56:07for the tumblers, knowing that this can’t be01:56:10a complicated mechanism.01:56:11And as you go for one of the tumblers, your pick,01:56:15you feel tension as you move your pick up01:56:18before the tumbler should be there.01:56:21um,01:56:22and you are able to stop pushing01:56:25before anything happens as a result.01:56:28Um,01:56:29looking through the lock again and kind of01:56:32putting your pick where it was,01:56:34Um,01:56:35you catch the tiniest glint of a semi-translucent filament01:56:40running across the keyhole that you missed because you rolled a 9 on a DC 10 perception check.
Rhysaene
01:56:48Oh.
Luma
01:56:50Oh, it’s trapped.
Dungeon Master
01:56:51Yeah.01:56:53The filament seems to run01:56:57towards the, like, on the doorknob side to the wall closest to it.01:57:03Um,01:57:04And there seems to be some kind of like…01:57:06Brass thing?01:57:08inside the door attached to this filament.
Luma
01:57:12inside the door.
Dungeon Master
01:57:12Um,01:57:13Yeah.01:57:14and maybe like a whole…01:57:18by this thing in the side of the door.01:57:21Um.01:57:22But it’s hard to tell because you’re basically like trying to peer inside a door through a keyhole.01:57:28Um,01:57:30What you cannot tell just from what you have observed so far is whether the filament is holding tension and breaking it triggers the trap, or whether pushing it harder triggers the trap.
Luma
01:57:46The hole is facing the closet.
Dungeon Master
01:57:48The hole is facing the wall.01:57:51So,
Luma
01:57:53Is this a turnstone?
Dungeon Master
01:57:55No.
Luma
01:57:56Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:57:57It is some kind of like crudely rigged string on a mechanism.01:58:02The string is either holding something and keeping the trap from being triggered or pulling the string triggers the trap.01:58:10What the trap is you can’t tell. There’s some kind of weird little like brass cylinder.01:58:15inside the door.01:58:16And just past that brass cylinder, there’s like a hole in the like…01:58:22in the edge of the door.01:58:25like where the door meets the doorframe.
Hazel
01:58:25trip.
Dungeon Master
01:58:33The brass cylinder01:58:35Uh,01:58:36This is like the extent of the visual information you’re going to get trying to look at it through through the keyhole like this.01:58:41The brass cylinder tapers towards the top.01:58:44and has a hole in it.01:58:46near the top.01:58:48um,01:58:51at the bottom of the brass cylinder is like a mechanism01:58:55and like a glint of glass.
Luma
01:59:00It’s too spooky and complicated for me. Let’s bail.
Hazel
01:59:03Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:59:03laughs01:59:05All right.01:59:06Near the bus.
Luma
01:59:08I don’t…
Hazel
01:59:08probably like a fling creature.
Rhysaene
01:59:09Sounds good.
Luma
01:59:10My fucking brain hurts too much to try and figure this out right now.
Temerity
01:59:17All right.01:59:18Can someone help me remove a breast cylinder from a tube?01:59:22I don’t know.
Hazel
01:59:22It is imperative that the brass cylinder remains unharmed.
Temerity
01:59:26laughter
Iva
01:59:26Thank you.
Hazel
01:59:32um,
Temerity
01:59:32laughs
Hazel
01:59:33Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:59:36And you can just roll to disarm it if you want,01:59:39or you can leave it as it is and come back to it another time.
Luma
01:59:45Well,01:59:46Sure.01:59:47What’s the role to discern?
Dungeon Master
01:59:49It’s a Thieves, Tools, Dexterity.
Luma
01:59:53I guess everybody should probably leave the closet just in case.
Rhysaene
01:59:57Thank you.
Temerity
01:59:58Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rhysaene
01:59:58Can I go first?02:00:00It’s fucking tight in here.
Temerity
02:00:01Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:00:03Thank you.
Luma
02:00:04laughs02:00:06Uh, Luma will, will teleport to the other side of the door, uh, and try to disarm it from that side.02:00:11On the off chance she fucks it up, and it’s hopefully pointed into the closet.02:00:18uh,02:00:1918 plus, what was it, dexterity? These tools?
Dungeon Master
02:00:22Yeah.
Luma
02:00:33I’m going to…02:00:3414, 15, 16, 17,02:00:3619, 20, 21.02:00:3823.
Dungeon Master
02:00:3923.02:00:40I’m looking at it, figuring, sorry, go ahead.
Luma
02:00:41when he posts it.02:00:42Nope, I just had so many bonuses for that.
Dungeon Master
02:00:45looking at it, fiddling with it,
Temerity
02:00:46He, he, he.
Dungeon Master
02:00:48prying tension, you’re able to determine that the thing that would trigger the trap is applying enough tension trying to02:00:55stick a key in or pop the02:00:59the Tumblr,02:01:00Um,02:01:01and that cutting the filament will disarm it, and you are able to do that without any issue.02:01:06um,02:01:08When you do, you open the door.02:01:11And you notice in the door, like right above where the latch part is that02:01:17locks the door to the wall…02:01:19There’s a hole in the door02:01:22And a hole in the wall.02:01:24um,02:01:25And that hole in the wall leads right to a spot where a copper pipe…02:01:30on the inside of the closet, runs up and down,02:01:32has been welded and fused into the wall.02:01:36Um,
Luma
02:01:37Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:01:40It is all like very shoddy makeshift work.02:01:45Um,02:01:46Looking in the little hole in the side of the door,02:01:49The mechanism looks like a…02:01:52The brass cylinder looks like a02:01:56like a slide whistle without the slide.02:01:59It’s a hole near the top, the top tapers to another hole.02:02:03It looks like a whistle.
Temerity
02:02:06Ooh.
Luma
02:02:06- Hey.02:02:07I see.02:02:08So if we set off the trap, it makes a whistle that goes up the pipes up to somewhere that they’re probably monitoring.
Dungeon Master
02:02:16That is a…02:02:17Very reasonable conclusion, yes. It looks like whatever the thing at the bottom is, is like a02:02:22a glass like thing full of different chemicals that would basically create a release of gas that would blow the whistle.02:02:29The whole car straight into the pipe would have the whistle like travel through the pipe.
Luma
02:02:34really neat.
Temerity
02:02:36Uh-huh.
Luma
02:02:39Luma takes…
Dungeon Master
02:02:39And I don’t…
Luma
02:02:40longer to disarm this than she tells the party because she’s writing down how this thing works because it’s fascinating.
Hazel
02:02:44eat.
Luma
02:02:45Bye.
Iva
02:02:45Thank you.
Temerity
02:02:45Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:02:48It is very much02:02:49In a moment, I think to Luma specifically,02:02:51it is very much a look what they need02:02:53to mimic a fraction of our power02:02:55as she pats her alarm spell.
Luma
02:02:56Right, but it’s just…
Rhysaene
02:02:58Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:02:59No, no, no, but this is cool because this is permanent.
Temerity
02:02:59laughs
Luma
02:03:02And hers is only, like, a couple hours.
Dungeon Master
02:03:03Yes.
Luma
02:03:04So, like, she appreciates…02:03:07the requirement of like02:03:09what her magic head skip.02:03:11But at the same time, it’s like, that’s impressive.
Dungeon Master
02:03:14- Yeah.
Temerity
02:03:14uh,
Dungeon Master
02:03:19But yes, you are…
Luma
02:03:19Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:03:21just cutting the wire disarms it. The, the, the whistle is still in there.02:03:24It’s still functional. If something were to like,02:03:27hug on that part of the whistle, it would02:03:29do something with the chemical cocktail, and it would blow and make a loud noise.
Luma
02:03:35Uh, okay. She’s going to, uh,02:03:39Mark that.02:03:43just02:03:45Walking through the door and all that stuff shouldn’t set off the,02:03:48The whistle, right?02:03:49The chicken?
Dungeon Master
02:03:49No, no, no, no, no.
Luma
02:03:50Yeah, okay.
Dungeon Master
02:03:51There was like a very specific, like, like…02:03:54I guess the…
Temerity
02:03:54I figure.
Dungeon Master
02:03:56Yeah.02:03:56I am not a mechanics or an engineer expert, but to me, I guess the best way the trigger would work is pulling the pin on a grenade.02:04:05Pulling the cord would have pulled the pin, which would have caused chemicals to mix and blow the whistle.02:04:10Without the cord, it’s not going to set off.
Luma
02:04:10Yeah, this is clearly it.02:04:12This is clearly a trap for if somebody were to pick the lock and do it wrong, they would set it off.
Dungeon Master
02:04:16Yes.02:04:18Yes.
Luma
02:04:19because likely02:04:21this02:04:22door doesn’t actually have a real key and all Tarnar syndicate people have to pick it while knowing that there’s the
Dungeon Master
02:04:27Yes.
Luma
02:04:28trap in there
Dungeon Master
02:04:28That’s a very reasonable conclusion.02:04:30There is one other reasonable conclusion02:04:32that occurs to you with your high intelligence.02:04:36This is probably not the last thing on this route that is going to be trapped without being marked on the directions.
Luma
02:04:43Yeah.02:04:44Okay.02:04:45- Yeah, Luma will come out of the closet.
Dungeon Master
02:04:48Yeah.
Hazel
02:04:49We’re proud of you.
Iva
02:04:49laughs
Luma
02:04:49Feel free to celebrate. I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:04:50- -
Dungeon Master
02:04:51Oh.
Luma
02:04:51And then she’ll wipe her
Temerity
02:04:52Hehehehe.
Luma
02:04:53brow. She’s like,02:04:56Okay, um…02:04:57It was a warning, Tramp.
Temerity
02:04:59Oh.
Rhysaene
02:05:00Oh.
Luma
02:05:00to let the Tarnar Syndicate know if somebody was trying to go down this route,02:05:03which means that it’s probably going to be like this, like,02:05:06the whole time.
Temerity
02:05:09Ah,
Luma
02:05:09So we got to be really careful about how we, we,02:05:13we move through this place.02:05:15We are dealing with criminals now.
Temerity
02:05:2020 knots and it’s like, all right, I’ll02:05:23try and stay out of your way and follow your footsteps.
Rhysaene
02:05:27- Oh.
Luma
02:05:28This is definitely outside of the scope of the job that I hired you for, so I’d understand if you didn’t want to continue.
Temerity
02:05:36- Yeah.
Hazel
02:05:36Mm-hmm.02:05:38You do it, you do it.02:05:39I,02:05:40Thanks.02:05:42Mm-hmm.02:05:42I mean, obviously I’m helping you because you paid me, but also02:05:45helping you because you’re my friend.02:05:48though.
Luma
02:05:48Oh, yeah.02:05:50I appreciate that.
Temerity
02:05:50Yeah, I’m not going to let my friends just02:05:52throw themselves into harm’s way with02:05:55without trying to protect them.
Luma
02:05:59Well,02:06:00Temerity considers you your friend.
Temerity
02:06:02laughs
Luma
02:06:03make and
Hazel
02:06:03- Yeah.
Luma
02:06:04progress.
Temerity
02:06:04Huh?02:06:05We had friendship, Brad.
Luma
02:06:07True!
Hazel
02:06:08That one’s actually surprising to me, too.
Temerity
02:06:08Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:06:09I didn’t.
Temerity
02:06:11laughs
Luma
02:06:11- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:06:12Okay.02:06:14Yeah, I’ll follow you.
Luma
02:06:17Yay. Okay.02:06:19Well, it turns about face.
Hazel
02:06:19might02:06:21It might upset your friends in the syndicate,
Luma
02:06:21Disappearsed.
Hazel
02:06:23continue.
Dungeon Master
02:06:25Uh,
Iva
02:06:25I think it was…
Temerity
02:06:25Yeah.
Iva
02:06:26It’s…
Temerity
02:06:28laughs
Hazel
02:06:31She notes.
Dungeon Master
02:06:32Uh.
Hazel
02:06:33I respect.
Dungeon Master
02:06:33you,02:06:34laughs02:06:36you head from the closet into, um,02:06:39what seems to be like a, like a narrow maintenance tunnel,02:06:42but unlike the maintenance tunnels that you explored, um,02:06:46in the early sessions of the campaign,02:06:48this one is very clearly still dwarven construction.02:06:52towards one end, the tunnel is collapsed, towards the other end, it wraps around. And the instructions say to continue.02:06:58past where it wraps around.
Luma
02:07:03Excuse me, sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:07:03You…
Luma
02:07:05dying.
Dungeon Master
02:07:06Oh.02:07:07Presumably you guys are just pressing forward until there’s something I need to describe that changes circumstances.02:07:12I don’t want to just ask you, do you go through this door? Do you go through this door?
Luma
02:07:13Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:07:17It doesn’t matter.
Temerity
02:07:17Because there’s a fuckton of doors.
Rhysaene
02:07:18Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:07:19Because yeah, this is like…
Luma
02:07:20Yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:07:23This is a massive winding…02:07:25network of interconnected tunnels only clearly interconnected by these directions and nothing02:07:31else you go around this corner and there’s another carved tunnel chiseled by hand in the stone that02:07:38leads 20 feet into uh another like little chamber that was like the back end of an apartment that02:07:45collapsed um02:07:49You go through that through a trap door that is like barely concealed.02:07:54Yeah.02:07:55And you check it for traps, obviously, and don’t find any. Go through the trap door. You descend. It goes like this for a while until you reach a section that opens up into what looks like a very long abandoned mine shaft.02:08:10The mine shaft continues for like a hundred feet down in one direction. The direction back behind you also continues down past all of your visions, but the directions clearly tell you which of the two ways to go.02:08:24um,
Hazel
02:08:26While they’re going down, I think Hazel would just be like,02:08:29counting her steps and trying to mark them just to like02:08:34Try to put a mental image to.02:08:36Like.02:08:37where they’re moving.
Dungeon Master
02:08:40Give me an intelligence check.
Hazel
02:08:43Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:08:44Um, actually, I’ll let you do survival, actually.
Hazel
02:08:47Not that.02:08:48Thank you.
Temerity
02:08:49Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:08:51This is kind of a survival-y kind of…02:08:53It is complicated.02:08:54This isn’t just…
Hazel
02:08:55Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:08:56Like…
Hazel
02:08:58uh,02:08:5927? Not 20? Sorry.
Iva
02:09:01- Yeah.
Temerity
02:09:02Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:09:03Bye.
Dungeon Master
02:09:03You are certainly going down, and you are going all over the place.02:09:08These directions are zigzagging you across what has to be most of the…02:09:14Uh,02:09:16the Lantern Ward’s02:09:18Um,02:09:19Though never taking you out past the border of the moat.02:09:24that surrounds the lantern wards.02:09:27At the moment of the mineshaft, you’re probably wrapped back around to close to where you were yesterday when you were in the foundries.02:09:34And you can tell because it is warmer here.02:09:37Though not the level of heat you felt in the foundries.02:09:40The mineshaft itself is a narrow, claustrophobic tunnel02:09:47supported by02:09:50shoddy-looking wooden beams.
Hazel
02:10:01These beams are shoddy. I don’t like
Dungeon Master
02:10:04Yeah, you can…02:10:05You can just at a glance, this is like old wood holding up an old mine shaft.02:10:11At a glance, it’s kind of like worrying.
Hazel
02:10:15Clearly not Dre’s family.02:10:19Uh,02:10:19quality.02:10:20lumber work, of course.
Luma
02:10:23Yeah.
Temerity
02:10:23He he he he he he he he he.
Dungeon Master
02:10:24Peace.
Hazel
02:10:24Thank you.02:10:25Hazel smiles.02:10:28but
Luma
02:10:29Luma looks a little caught off guard, but she’s like, yeah.
Hazel
02:10:31Hee hee hee hee hee.
Temerity
02:10:32laughs
Rhysaene
02:10:33Thanks.
Hazel
02:10:33the remember.
Luma
02:10:38Like, they’re like, yeah.02:10:39Wait, what?02:10:40Yeah.
Hazel
02:10:40oh shit you remember what the fuck
Temerity
02:10:41Yeah!
Luma
02:10:41Bye.02:10:42I’m sorry.
Temerity
02:10:43laughs
Iva
02:10:44Yeah.
Luma
02:10:45Yeah.
Temerity
02:10:46Whoa, these people are closer friends to me than I thought.
Luma
02:10:46Yeah.02:10:50Yes.
Hazel
02:10:51Bye.
Dungeon Master
02:10:51I’m sorry.
Rhysaene
02:10:51-
Hazel
02:10:53um02:10:57- Well,02:11:00We’ll do it, huh?02:11:03I’m not the…02:11:04I’m not a woodworking expert. Do you think it’s safe to be down here?
Luma
02:11:09I mean…02:11:11Doesn’t matter how good the quality of wood is, if it’s older than 300 years, it’s going to be02:11:15a little dangerous we should probably move really carefully
Hazel
02:11:21So I guess keep chatter to a minimum.
Dungeon Master
02:11:21um,
Hazel
02:11:22Maybe we’re fucking inhaling natural gas.02:11:25Thank you.
Iva
02:11:26Thank you.
Temerity
02:11:26Hehehehe.02:11:28You do have the cast masks.
Hazel
02:11:28We’re like…02:11:30- True, we are like under a volcano or over a volcano.
Luma
02:11:30You have a mask.
Temerity
02:11:33Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:11:34You were over a volcano.
Luma
02:11:34Well,02:11:36we’re over a,02:11:37from what we understand, a rift to somewhere else, it might not be spewing02:11:42Like, it might just be spewing pure heat.
Hazel
02:11:44uh,
Dungeon Master
02:11:48um,02:11:49I would like whoever’s taking the lead, because this is a narrow tunnel, you have to walk single file, whoever’s taking the lead to give me a perception check.
Luma
02:12:00Um,
Iva
02:12:00I would take the lead if Luma doesn’t.
Luma
02:12:02Well, I’m a…02:12:03will suggest that she takes the lead02:12:05and also suggest that she walks like 30 feet02:12:08in front of everybody.02:12:10Um, because on the off chance that something might happen, she can teleport back to the party potentially.
Temerity
02:12:16Yeah.
Luma
02:12:18uh,
Hazel
02:12:18Yeah, a little bit of grief.
Dungeon Master
02:12:18if she survives the thing that happens.
Hazel
02:12:19um,
Luma
02:12:20Yeah.
Temerity
02:12:20Hey, hey, hey.
Hazel
02:12:22I do have02:12:23I do believe I have the keenest senses of the party, though I can’t see as far as Temerity and
Luma
02:12:29true.
Hazel
02:12:30risk in the dark.
Rhysaene
02:12:31Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:12:31Um,
Rhysaene
02:12:34I’ll be in the middle.
Hazel
02:12:34Which is to say I have a I have a plus seven to perception.
Luma
02:12:38Ooh.
Hazel
02:12:38Um,
Temerity
02:12:38Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
02:12:38Ooh.
Hazel
02:12:39Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:12:40Thank you.
Hazel
02:12:42I think it’s a very, very, very02:12:44So it depends on if we, because…02:12:46Luma makes the most sense.02:12:48because Luma’s,02:12:49the disarmament.
Luma
02:12:50Hmm.
Hazel
02:12:52But if you want, Hazel can be like,02:12:56can be02:12:57can be a little bit behind you. She can’t02:12:59teleport, but she is like02:13:02uh,02:13:03She’s.02:13:03pretty.02:13:04She is pretty like02:13:05quick.02:13:06Uh.02:13:07And if she needs to, she can turn into something that’s even quicker.02:13:10And if it gets to the point where it’s a trap where02:13:15that movement wouldn’t matter, then it, you know,02:13:18It’s not a problem anymore because she exploded.02:13:20Uh, good too.
Temerity
02:13:22Hey, hey, hey.
Luma
02:13:26If you want to take Lee, go for it.02:13:27I was just a little more suggestions because she can…
Rhysaene
02:13:28Right?
Luma
02:13:30Potentially avoid traps by teleporting.
Hazel
02:13:33Yeah.02:13:34And um.02:13:35Well, you’re…02:13:36How long does Wanda to Secrets, do you just, is that?
Dungeon Master
02:13:39It’s a one, it’s a pulse.
Luma
02:13:39I have02:13:41It’s a pulse.
Dungeon Master
02:13:41But there are three.
Luma
02:13:42I have…
Dungeon Master
02:13:43charges.
Luma
02:13:43one more charge left today.02:13:47And it’s a 60 foot radius around me. I can pop it once, once more.
Temerity
02:13:47Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:13:52You know what, actually, Luma,02:13:55How long does this spell last?
Luma
02:13:57Uh-oh.
Hazel
02:14:00Uh.
Luma
02:14:01- Hmm.02:14:02I have a plus three to perceptions, not particularly good.
Hazel
02:14:05Concentration up to an hour. I can give you enhanceability dex--uh, wisdom.
Luma
02:14:11Oh.
Hazel
02:14:11for advantage on perception checks.
Temerity
02:14:13- No, sure.
Luma
02:14:15Yeah, we could do that.
Hazel
02:14:15for now.
Luma
02:14:17Yeah, it’s only an hour, but…
Iva
02:14:17- Thank you.
Luma
02:14:19How long have we been walking so far?
Dungeon Master
02:14:21Um…02:14:2330 minutes.
Luma
02:14:25How long, how…
Dungeon Master
02:14:25This is multiple hours of travel at least, so it’s going to be…
Luma
02:14:30Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:14:30A while.
Luma
02:14:31That’s what I was worried about.02:14:32Um…02:14:37Let’s do this.02:14:40Luma’s got a 10-foot pole.02:14:42that she can use to try and trigger traps in front of them.02:14:46And Hazel and Luma can walk together.02:14:50uh,02:14:5110 feet behind her pole.02:14:54And then everybody else can be behind that.
Temerity
02:14:54Hehe.
Dungeon Master
02:14:56I will, I will just as a thing that occurs to you,02:14:59Triggering a trap with a 10-foot pole is a classic idea, and for a lot of traps,02:15:04it will work great.02:15:06um,02:15:07If you had deliberately triggered the first trap, it wouldn’t have mattered all your other safety precautions because the thing it was doing wasn’t trying to immediately hurt you.02:15:16It was an alarm.
Temerity
02:15:18Yeah.
Luma
02:15:18through.02:15:19Yeah, that’s a good point.
Dungeon Master
02:15:19There are, it is potential that there are other traps that’s goal isn’t to hurt the person who triggers it, necessarily.
Luma
02:15:28true.02:15:28Alright, yeah, fuck the poll.02:15:30Let’s just do it live.
Hazel
02:15:33who02:15:33All right.
Temerity
02:15:33- Subscribe.02:15:34Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:15:34Thank you.
Luma
02:15:35We do a live, so Hazel can roll the perception check.02:15:39Luma will give help.02:15:43And guidance.
Hazel
02:15:44Is that allowed?02:15:45Oh, cool.
Luma
02:15:45Is that all out?
Dungeon Master
02:15:46No, you have to help or guidance.
Luma
02:15:49Fuck.02:15:51uh,02:15:51Which one do you want?
Temerity
02:15:53Hehehe.
Hazel
02:15:53- Um…
Luma
02:15:55You got a pretty good mod, so guidance is probably…
Hazel
02:15:55And
Luma
02:15:58Better mileage.
Hazel
02:16:02works for me.02:16:03I’m rolling with a different dice that I used to roll that net 20.02:16:07So if I fuck up,
Dungeon Master
02:16:08-
Hazel
02:16:08My bad.02:16:08I’m like, I use the luck.
Luma
02:16:09- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:16:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:16:10Thank you.
Hazel
02:16:11Right?02:16:12it’s charged it.
Temerity
02:16:12You use it up
Hazel
02:16:14And it’s good.
Luma
02:16:14Yeah, that…
Temerity
02:16:14It’s on cool down.
Luma
02:16:15That dice is on cooldown.
Hazel
02:16:17next dawn or something like that whatever the magic item rule is for church
Temerity
02:16:18laughs
Luma
02:16:20At dawn, we crit.
Temerity
02:16:21-
Rhysaene
02:16:21I don’t know.
Hazel
02:16:23Um.02:16:2622.
Dungeon Master
02:16:27Yeah.
Luma
02:16:27Hell yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:16:2822, no problem, about six or seven feet ahead of you.02:16:32about three inches across, about three inches off the ground, running across two support beams.02:16:39Um,02:16:40running across the passage connected to two support beams is a thin,02:16:45Dark Wire.02:16:47um,02:16:48Very clearly a trip wire of some sort.02:16:50And as your eyes follow this wire across,02:16:54you notice that the two support beams where it is attached02:16:58have had points on the beams filed down.02:17:03um,02:17:03This is the most basic of traps.02:17:06If someone had walked through this,02:17:08it would pull the support beams down02:17:10and likely collapse the section of ceiling right on top of them.
Temerity
02:17:13Ha ha ha ha ha.
Hazel
02:17:15Hazel, like, Hazel, as they’re walking, will do the classic, you know, put their hand up.02:17:19to signal everyone to stop.
Dungeon Master
02:17:19Good truth.
Hazel
02:17:21and will like02:17:22We’ll draw our finger across the line.02:17:24uh pointing it out to everyone and just laugh to herself and be like they take us for simple game
Temerity
02:17:29Thank you.
Hazel
02:17:30A tripwire trick?
Dungeon Master
02:17:30Bad
Iva
02:17:30I said…
Dungeon Master
02:17:32To be clear,02:17:33It was not difficult to spot, and it is a crude trap.02:17:38If someone had triggered it,02:17:40there’s a very real chance it could have killed them.02:17:43and also barred passage for the rest of the group.
Hazel
02:17:48Yeah.02:17:49Oh, no, Hazel’s saying that because she’s like a cocky asshole.
Dungeon Master
02:17:49It is great.02:17:50No, I…02:17:52No, I understand, and that’s entirely valid.02:17:54I’m trying to make clear that this was not like a,02:17:57oh, you take three points of damage and nothing else happens.
Temerity
02:18:00- Yeah, no, that’s very clear.
Dungeon Master
02:18:01triggering this would have been very bad.
Hazel
02:18:07I used to fashion tripwires for the animals near the
Dungeon Master
02:18:10Yeah.
Hazel
02:18:11for the animals and the other four.
Dungeon Master
02:18:13you,
Luma
02:18:13Really? I didn’t know you could hunt animals by bringing ceilings down on them.
Hazel
02:18:17Oh.
Temerity
02:18:17He…
Iva
02:18:18Well, I have
Hazel
02:18:18know often.
Iva
02:18:19- Yeah.02:18:20Boy, do I have a book for you to read, little boy.
Hazel
02:18:20Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:18:23um,02:18:24You are.
Luma
02:18:24you
Dungeon Master
02:18:26So the question is,02:18:27You.02:18:28You easily with, there’s no trouble you could step over this.02:18:31You know it’s there.02:18:32It’s the most avoidable thing in the world.02:18:34Or, you know, if you cut it,02:18:37It’s not going to, it’s just a wire.02:18:40not going to set anything off the question is do you disarm the trap by cutting the wire or do you02:18:45Straight up.
Luma
02:18:47Let’s go.
Temerity
02:18:47up over
Dungeon Master
02:18:47Just step over it.
Luma
02:18:49Luma feels like this is a little too obvious.02:18:51And just in case, she’s going to look around to see if the, like…02:18:54Is the trap trapped?02:18:56for warning the Tarnar in any way.
Dungeon Master
02:18:58Give me an investigation check.
Luma
02:19:03probably way overly paranoid, but like…
Hazel
02:19:03That is a very good idea.02:19:06Nah, I think that’s really smart.
Luma
02:19:06These guys are the Trap Masters.02:19:08I’m just
Rhysaene
02:19:08- No, that feels appropriate.
Luma
02:19:12Let’s see, that is a 10 plus…02:19:18uh,02:19:196, 7, 8, 9, 10, plus.02:19:2117.
Dungeon Master
02:19:23Yeah, 17, you take some time, you look around, you do not detect any, like,02:19:28any unusual tampering other than there’s a tripwire and there are clear signs that parts of this02:19:33support have been filed down so that pulling down the tripwire is like almost guaranteed to pull02:19:39these supports down.
Luma
02:19:42Let’s just step over it. We probably shouldn’t disarm it because we want to make sure that they don’t know that we were here.
Hazel
02:19:47I’m team avoiding.02:19:50Avoiding disarming.
Dungeon Master
02:19:50Um,
Hazel
02:19:53for sure.
Dungeon Master
02:19:54Uh,
Rhysaene
02:19:54Yeah, sure.
Dungeon Master
02:19:55you’re able to step over the tripwire without any issue. You continue down the mine shaft.02:20:00You’re in the mine section for a while, and it just wraps down and down and down,02:20:05and keeps turning back in on itself over and over again.02:20:10But there’s a point while you’re descending these mines02:20:13Um,02:20:14where02:20:18Feels like the walls are closing in.02:20:21But you look and you steady yourself and no, they’re not moving.02:20:26This is in my head.02:20:26I’m deep underground, obviously.02:20:29This is a lot. You start to feel a heavy pressure behind your eyes.02:20:34Um,
Luma
02:20:36My canary dead.
Dungeon Master
02:20:36like a,02:20:37you02:20:39The Canary, uh,02:20:41you pull out your little,02:20:42your little sparrow or whatever it was.02:20:44And he’s not dead.02:20:45He’s,02:20:45he hasn’t,02:20:46his,02:20:47He hasn’t been singing the whole time regardless, but his behavior hasn’t really changed in a noticeable way.02:20:54He does go quiet now.02:20:56um,02:20:59There’s a pressure behind your eyes.02:21:01you start to taste something metallic02:21:05um, in your mouths.02:21:06um,02:21:11And it almost feels like you’re being watched.02:21:14um,02:21:15risks.02:21:16your heart is pounding faster than it was.02:21:20Temerity, the hair is standing up on the back of your neck.
Temerity
02:21:26E.02:21:31Heh heh heh.
Rhysaene
02:21:31Do we see anything?
Dungeon Master
02:21:33No, more Mineshaft.
Temerity
02:21:37I,02:21:43I feel like something’s off.
Luma
02:21:46Should have put our masks on.
Rhysaene
02:21:47Yeah, I don’t like it.
Hazel
02:21:50That’s a good idea.02:21:52and
Dungeon Master
02:21:54you put your masks back on02:21:58but it doesn’t change anything.02:22:00You still taste metal.02:22:02This like dull ache behind your eyes is consistent02:22:07Um,02:22:10there’s like a…02:22:13almost like the pressure in this part of the chamber02:22:16is like higher than it should be.02:22:19like the air pressure, but you don’t have any real trouble breathing.02:22:23with mask or without02:22:25Um,02:22:26and, and,02:22:28just continuing, um, your Rhys’s heart pounding, uh, in her chest, and Temerity,02:22:35all, like, you were, like, covered in goosebumps. There’s something just, like,02:22:40strangely affecting you here.
Temerity
02:22:43Uh, Temerity is absolutely like looking over their shoulder.
Rhysaene
02:22:43Hmm.
Temerity
02:22:46I’m keeping a very sharp eye out now.
Iva
02:22:49It’s just,
Rhysaene
02:22:49Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:22:49Um,
Iva
02:22:50Is Iva affected?
Temerity
02:22:50And it’s just like,
Dungeon Master
02:22:52I mean, you all are experiencing the taste of metal, the feeling of being watched.02:22:58and like the mounting pressure behind your eyes.02:23:02There are just two specific things that are Temerity and risk.
Hazel
02:23:06the people with better dark vision.02:23:11That’s my like.02:23:13That’s my like.
Temerity
02:23:15Headcanon.
Hazel
02:23:16- Putting two and two, well, not headcanon,02:23:17but like putting the two and two together,
Dungeon Master
02:23:19Um,
Hazel
02:23:19why would it be affecting you two specifically?
Temerity
02:23:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:23:20The.02:23:22The question I have for you as you all kind of like are experiencing this, do you stop here? Do you turn back or do you press on?
Temerity
02:23:30uh,02:23:32The merity definitely floats the idea of turning back.
Rhysaene
02:23:35Yeah.
Temerity
02:23:37And it’s just like,02:23:39I’ve02:23:42Yeah.02:23:44I don’t like the idea of potentially getting into a scrap in this mine shaft.
Hazel
02:23:50Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:23:51Yeah.
Hazel
02:23:51Uh,02:23:54That’s maybe too…02:23:56Too much actually.
Rhysaene
02:23:57Something?02:23:58Something in this place is fucking off.
Hazel
02:24:02Um,
Temerity
02:24:02Barry.
Hazel
02:24:04I guess I’ll ask.02:24:07uh,02:24:11Sage has a pretty big dark vision.02:24:15Is she like…02:24:16Is she communicating anything to Hazel that might seem that she is
Dungeon Master
02:24:21She…02:24:22She’s communicating a displeasure with being here and a strong discomfort with it, but nothing that indicates that she’s experiencing anything different than you are.
Hazel
02:24:32Okay.02:24:33It’s good to know. Thank you.
Luma
02:24:34We can turn back.
Hazel
02:24:34Um,
Luma
02:24:36If that’s what everybody thinks we should do.
Hazel
02:24:37Yeah.
Luma
02:24:39I’m almost going to break out a…02:24:41glass bottle and capture some air.
Dungeon Master
02:24:43Yeah, you’re able to do that.
Hazel
02:24:48Hazel’s kind of like looking at our lanterns for a second, like, uh…
Dungeon Master
02:24:50Thank you.02:24:52laughter
Rhysaene
02:24:53Thank you.
Temerity
02:24:53Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Luma
02:24:54Oh yeah, is our lanterns doing anything wonky?
Dungeon Master
02:24:57No.02:24:57Your lanterns are, there’s not like any weird changes in your lanterns.
Luma
02:25:02Never mind, then I’m not going to bother with the bottle.02:25:04I was going to set…02:25:06the air on fire to see if it changed colors or something.02:25:08But if our landers are fine, then we’re…
Dungeon Master
02:25:10Your lanterns are fine.
Luma
02:25:10Yeah, it’s not good.
Hazel
02:25:12There’s a fucking cloud kill down here or something.
Temerity
02:25:15laughs
Iva
02:25:15Thank you.
Temerity
02:25:17There’s something fucking…02:25:18spooky thing in here.
Rhysaene
02:25:20Yeah, it’s
Temerity
02:25:20Hehehehe.
Hazel
02:25:21Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:25:22Rhys is only hesitant because she doesn’t feel like02:25:26It’s like just her eyes, like her heart is like telling her that something’s wrong.
Hazel
02:25:30Yeah.
Temerity
02:25:32Uh,
Hazel
02:25:33I trust, I, I, I,02:25:36Mm-hmm.02:25:38Out of all the peoples here whose base instincts I would trust the most, it is definitely Temerity and02:25:44So I think that if the two of them are saying that there’s something wrong, then we should consider leaving02:25:50Of course I trust Bayer.02:25:52- Thank you.02:25:53.
Temerity
02:25:54Hehehehe.
Luma
02:25:55I hired you to protect me so if you think it’s too dangerous we can turn back.
Temerity
02:26:00Yeah, I…
Hazel
02:26:00This is…
Temerity
02:26:03I think it’s for the best.
Luma
02:26:05Okay.
Rhysaene
02:26:06Yeah, I don’t think02:26:07I don’t think they’re02:26:09equipped to deal with what was down there right now.
Temerity
02:26:11- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:26:14um,02:26:15Y’all start heading back.
Temerity
02:26:17Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:26:19You turn around.02:26:2110 feet, 20 feet down the mineshaft, and the feeling fades immediately.
Hazel
02:26:26uh,
Temerity
02:26:26Oh, that’s a big sigh of relief.02:26:30I think that’s why the first life of Samaritan just like felt scared since dying.
Rhysaene
02:26:35- Bye.
Hazel
02:26:36I…02:26:37Well,02:26:38that02:26:40Okay.02:26:42Hazel is,02:26:45is going to02:26:47theorize out loud.02:26:50I guess is what I’m going to disclaimer this as.02:26:53Well, I need prayer.02:26:55That makes me think that the02:26:58that the effect might02:26:59Bye.02:27:02Magical.02:27:04’cause I’m not entirely02:27:06familiar with what goes on in caves.02:27:10But I would imagine if we had like a natural reaction to something like02:27:14like something in the air or something that02:27:17it wouldn’t dissipate like immediately.02:27:20Yeah.02:27:21That’s like02:27:23Someone who uses magic, magic kind of is like magic generally.02:27:28Magical effects aren’t really like02:27:32they’re usually kind of like hard zones that cut off.02:27:36That’s just like thinking out loud.
Temerity
02:27:43Hey.02:27:44I think that’s a good idea.02:27:46That’s a good hypothesis.
Rhysaene
02:27:46Oh, yeah.02:27:48did
Luma
02:27:48Um,
Rhysaene
02:27:49Did we attempt to cast anything when we were…02:27:55We could try.
Luma
02:27:55I have a…
Hazel
02:27:59Boom.
Luma
02:28:01Are we very incredibly literal about Identify being…02:28:04It only tells you what spells are affecting somebody.
Dungeon Master
02:28:08Um,02:28:16Yeah, kind of. I don’t know that it’s always going to be super like, that’s the only thing it could do.02:28:21But I don’t think identify is going to is going to get you anything in this particular instance.
Hazel
02:28:26Could I…
Luma
02:28:26I figured if I run down in there and identify on myself to see if I’m being affected by any magic…
Dungeon Master
02:28:30you,02:28:31You could check to see if you were being like,02:28:36you’d for sure know if you were being affected by a spell.02:28:39And I…02:28:41I,02:28:42Just like above table…02:28:44more vague magical effects I feel like Identify wouldn’t grab.02:28:49Um,
Luma
02:28:51I need to get DetectObject prepared.
Dungeon Master
02:28:51But--02:28:53For sure you’d know if you were being affected by a spell.
Temerity
02:28:53- Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:28:59I mean, knowing if you’re affected by a spell is a good thing. I have dispel magic.02:29:03um,02:29:05If you found out you were affected by a spell, I could dispel it.
Luma
02:29:05Well, that’s…02:29:09True. On one person, right?
Hazel
02:29:11Well, you can choose.
Dungeon Master
02:29:11But you can dispel the AoE.
Hazel
02:29:13Yeah.
Luma
02:29:14Oh, okay.02:29:16Okay, uh…
Dungeon Master
02:29:16If it’s…02:29:17If it is a spell AoE, you could dispel the whole thing by targeting the magical effect itself.
Luma
02:29:22I gotta go sit in it for a minute.
Rhysaene
02:29:26Um,
Temerity
02:29:26Oh.
Hazel
02:29:27I love it.
Rhysaene
02:29:28Cut up.02:29:29Could I dip in and02:29:30I like,02:29:31cast Prestidigitation.
Dungeon Master
02:29:34You are able, if you’re asking me, yeah.
Rhysaene
02:29:36Yes, I will do that.
Dungeon Master
02:29:38You head back, and as you cross that same area threshold, the feeling returns, and your heart begins pounding once more.02:29:45You reach for your magic, and it comes just as it always does.02:29:49It doesn’t seem stronger or weaker or wild or uncontrolled or anything different.
Luma
02:29:59Is there…02:30:01Sorry.02:30:02Is there a definitive line where we get this feeling and where we lose this feeling?
Dungeon Master
02:30:06It is there’s.
Luma
02:30:06I couldn’t,
Dungeon Master
02:30:08Sorry.
Luma
02:30:09Can Luma like step in, feel it, step back, not feel it kind of thing and like hop back between two points?
Dungeon Master
02:30:14There’s like a 20-foot gradient of it getting worse.02:30:18And once you get about 20 feet into it, it seems to stay constant.
Luma
02:30:24This definitely can’t be like02:30:25like poison gas or anything like that.02:30:27Like,02:30:27like,02:30:28like you would find in a mineshaft because02:30:31That would poison you and then you’d be messed up for like02:30:33days.
Temerity
02:30:35Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:30:37That said,
Hazel
02:30:37Does this thing?
Luma
02:30:39that’s easier handled with our masks, that could mean that there’s something in there that’s02:30:44projecting an aura.
Hazel
02:30:45Yeah.
Luma
02:30:47like a monster.
Hazel
02:30:47Does.02:30:48this feeling02:30:51seem congruent with like02:30:53congruent is the word I’m looking for, familiar,
Dungeon Master
02:30:56Yeah.
Hazel
02:30:57similar to02:30:59are brushes with the sorrow.
Dungeon Master
02:31:03- Mm.02:31:03No.
Hazel
02:31:04Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:31:04It does not feel like the sorrow.02:31:06It’s.02:31:08does not feel like02:31:11Anything any of you have experience with.
Hazel
02:31:16That’s what makes it scary.02:31:17laughs
Dungeon Master
02:31:18That’s what makes it scary.
Rhysaene
02:31:18- Thank you.
Temerity
02:31:19laughs
Dungeon Master
02:31:19Oh, that’s,
Hazel
02:31:19I love it.
Dungeon Master
02:31:21That’s what makes it spooky. Ha ha.
Temerity
02:31:24He he he he he.
Hazel
02:31:25Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:31:26uh,
Dungeon Master
02:31:34There is one thing.02:31:35Oh, sorry.02:31:35Go ahead.
Hazel
02:31:38I was gonna, this might be02:31:40a wild like stretch.
Dungeon Master
02:31:43Hehehehe.
Hazel
02:31:43Could I cast Gust of Wind down the mineshaft to see if it displaces the effect?
Dungeon Master
02:31:50You could certainly try.
Hazel
02:31:50If it is.02:31:52if it is some kind of like
Dungeon Master
02:31:54Thank you.
Hazel
02:31:55If it is somehow like some kind of gas, if I could just like…
Dungeon Master
02:32:00You can certainly try to do that.
Hazel
02:32:00Go away.02:32:03Um,02:32:05It will eat my last level 2 spell slot, but…02:32:09Wait, no. Oh, yeah, yeah.02:32:11Because I didn’t cast Dance Ability on
Iva
02:32:12All right.
Hazel
02:32:12so, yeah, I do have that level 202:32:15spell. It’ll leave my last one, but02:32:17Uh,
Dungeon Master
02:32:18Yeah.
Luma
02:32:21How far in did we make it?
Hazel
02:32:21Let’s just identify people, actually.
Dungeon Master
02:32:25Yeah.
Luma
02:32:25What? How?02:32:26How far in did we manage to get before we turned back?
Dungeon Master
02:32:30You were like an hour and a half, maybe two hours of…02:32:34traversal.
Luma
02:32:38of feeling like shit for two hours.
Dungeon Master
02:32:38I want to,02:32:40No.02:32:41You.02:32:43You got in and started feeling like shit, and I feel like you guys, like,02:32:47You probably degrading it up until it reached peak.02:32:51You probably only got 10-20 feet before you stopped.
Luma
02:32:54Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:32:54and then from there turned around.
Luma
02:32:56Okay, okay.02:32:57Yeah, Luma will…02:33:02We’ll position Hazel at the edge and say, you’re my escape anchor.
Dungeon Master
02:33:05- Yeah.
Luma
02:33:07and then she will walk in02:33:0930 feet from Hazel.02:33:12Make sure that she feels sufficiently like ass, and then she’ll sit down and start ritual casting identify…
Dungeon Master
02:33:19As you spend a minute,02:33:20Ritual casting identify. You feel this pressure. Sorry.
Luma
02:33:22uh,02:33:2410 minutes, sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:33:25Go ahead.
Luma
02:33:25I’m taking the free chance.02:33:27If I need to bail, I can, but I’m taking the free first.
Dungeon Master
02:33:27as you,02:33:30As you spent 10 minutes, even better, ritual casting identify…02:33:34the physical feelings don’t seem to get any worse across that time.02:33:39It’s like the beginning of a migraine, but never actually dipping into it.02:33:42The taste of metal for that long has to honestly be the worst.02:33:48Um,02:33:48part of it. Or actually, maybe it’s the02:33:52the feeling the whole time of like,02:33:55The feeling of being watched.02:33:58Um,02:33:58But,02:33:59Spending this amount of time and this feeling, there’s a sensation that you didn’t notice before.02:34:05Um,02:34:06This time you do.02:34:08And that’s that it feels quiet.02:34:10your own words as you ritual cast the spell feel like they’re02:34:14Dozens of feet away from you.02:34:17The party is presumably maybe talking or maybe just shuffling around.02:34:22Um,02:34:23You can hear it, but it just feels far away.02:34:27um,02:34:31But 10 minutes pass and you ritual cast identify02:34:35The magic…02:34:36pulses and your sense of spell work and magical equipment02:34:40is enhanced and you detect nothing.02:34:43No spells affecting you, nothing that identify registers.02:34:49And you make it through the whole time without it seeming to get worse other than…02:34:53in the way that having to spend 10 minutes of it02:34:56would suck more than having to spend one minute of it.
Luma
02:35:00gets up.02:35:02dust yourself off and kind of02:35:04Dumble walks back out of the effect.02:35:08before slumping down.
Dungeon Master
02:35:08uh,
Luma
02:35:10Yeah, that sucked.
Dungeon Master
02:35:10As you do,02:35:12The effect fades over that threshold as it did before.02:35:17But like the aftertaste of it seems to linger for a couple more minutes this time.
Luma
02:35:25Well,02:35:27I didn’t feel any spells.02:35:30I can definitely feel it fading a lot quicker.02:35:33then I would expect for any kind of02:35:36Weasening.02:35:38Um,02:35:39I think that there’s something in there that’s doing it, but…02:35:42We might be able to just run through…02:35:46Or, I don’t know, fight the thing?
Temerity
02:35:49I…
Hazel
02:35:53Let’s see. I mean…
Temerity
02:35:54We didn’t see that the mine shaft opened up right while we were walking via wrists.
Dungeon Master
02:35:59No, it’s more mineshaft and more in the directions have you going through a couple more twists and turns of mineshaft still before the next like transition.
Temerity
02:36:06OK.
Luma
02:36:09Bye.
Temerity
02:36:09uh,02:36:10So, Merity says, if…02:36:12Whatever it is is in the mineshaft, fighting it’s going to be very…02:36:17awkward and difficult, especially02:36:20trying to prevent.02:36:22all this from collapsing.02:36:25but,02:36:29I’ve been able to steal myself if02:36:31You go in, I will follow.02:36:33Uh…02:36:35laughs02:36:37But I haven’t felt that way before.
Rhysaene
02:36:40You’re a…
Luma
02:36:41We could do the 30 feet thing now.02:36:43uh,02:36:45And if I see any monster, I’ll teleport and then we run.
Hazel
02:36:48Thank you.
Temerity
02:36:49All right, just be careful, Luma.
Hazel
02:36:50at the end.
Luma
02:36:52Yeah.
Hazel
02:36:53I worry that whatever is down here, whereas we,02:36:56Like, um…02:37:00Whoever is down here, this is their02:37:02This is presumably there.02:37:05their element.02:37:06If it’s some manner of creature, we would be walking them.02:37:09There aren’t any lions in the sorrow into the bear’s den.
Temerity
02:37:15Heheheheh.
Rhysaene
02:37:16you
Luma
02:37:16Well, this is on the route that the Tarnar Syndicate outlined.02:37:20So either it’s a new monster, or they’ve got something down here02:37:23that’s supposed to ward people off, and they tell their people to just02:37:27tank it.
Temerity
02:37:29Okay.02:37:31I presume there’s no mention in the note
Hazel
02:37:31true.
Luma
02:37:34No.
Hazel
02:37:36could also be that the note is… It could be that the note is…
Temerity
02:37:36Bye.
Hazel
02:37:41could always be that the note was lying on top of being, uh,
Dungeon Master
02:37:46That’s it.
Hazel
02:37:47laughs
Luma
02:37:47Well, yeah, I mean…02:37:49I’m not like 100% confident in my translation.02:37:51It was a code.02:37:53I could have got something wrong, I suppose.
Hazel
02:37:53Yeah, it does.02:37:55No, I mean like, I mean like, I mean like,02:37:59The note.02:38:00is coded and also all of the directions are backwards.
Luma
02:38:05Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:38:06Um,
Temerity
02:38:06laughs
Hazel
02:38:06That’d be fucked up.
Temerity
02:38:07Yeah, it’s a drop back down.
Dungeon Master
02:38:07That would be fun, though.
Luma
02:38:08I would be fucked.
Dungeon Master
02:38:09There is one other thing.02:38:12and I’m hesitant to mention it, but Hazel, you did specifically say you were trying to02:38:17track your relative position.
Hazel
02:38:19Yes.
Dungeon Master
02:38:20Counting footsteps.
Luma
02:38:22Shit, is this on the edge of the veil somehow?
Dungeon Master
02:38:24You, no, God, that would be 60, yeah, you guys moved 60 miles.
Iva
02:38:26Yeah.
Luma
02:38:26- -02:38:27Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:38:27-
Dungeon Master
02:38:29No.
Luma
02:38:29Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:38:29Ha ha ha.
Dungeon Master
02:38:30Um…02:38:31it’s almost impossible to keep track.02:38:33You’re at like 80% certainty.02:38:36At this point.02:38:37you are 80% certain you are02:38:40in the direct center02:38:44of the Lantern Wards.02:38:46in the direct center of Argentum, in the direct center of the Silver Vale,02:38:52with the Chapel of the Silver Flame directly over your heads.
Temerity
02:38:57Oh, boy.
Rhysaene
02:38:57Oh, yeah.
Hazel
02:38:58oh, this could be…02:39:00Oh man!02:39:02Hmm.02:39:03Uh…
Luma
02:39:04I know why Aev’s heart’s racing.02:39:05Or why Rhys’s heart’s racing.
Rhysaene
02:39:06Yeah.
Temerity
02:39:06Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:39:07Why don’t I have a…
Rhysaene
02:39:07.
Temerity
02:39:09laughs
Luma
02:39:09Hmm.
Iva
02:39:10Well,02:39:11Because I’m not a menace.02:39:13to,02:39:15I’m only a menace to society, not a menace to, you know…
Temerity
02:39:18laughter
Iva
02:39:19God.
Hazel
02:39:19Thank you.
Luma
02:39:19You’re a fae.
Rhysaene
02:39:20Yeah.
Temerity
02:39:21you
Iva
02:39:21Yeah, I’m only a menace to society, not a menace to God.
Hazel
02:39:26Um,02:39:27Actually, I guess…
Luma
02:39:27You’re the same thing this is.
Hazel
02:39:29It could be a, this could be an, I guess this could be a,02:39:33question.02:39:34Yeah, well, because, like,02:39:37Now I’m like, okay, is this like a side effect of being02:39:42like,02:39:43in02:39:44close, like, relative proximity to, like,02:39:47the silver flame, but like we’re pretty far down.
Dungeon Master
02:39:51You’re, you’re.
Rhysaene
02:39:51Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:39:52You’re…02:39:53At this point,02:39:55Probably, I want to say like a mile down.
Hazel
02:39:58Yeah, someone who’s like at the…
Temerity
02:39:58Maybe it’s like in a…
Luma
02:39:59I assume…
Hazel
02:40:00someone who’s at the
Luma
02:40:00I just…
Hazel
02:40:02Sorry.
Luma
02:40:03I assume Hazel said something about that, right?
Hazel
02:40:06Yeah, she can blurt that out.
Luma
02:40:09Okay, now I really want to go.
Hazel
02:40:09as we’re talking about.02:40:11Uh,
Temerity
02:40:11and02:40:12Maybe it’s like a as above, so below sort of thing.
Hazel
02:40:15Mmmmm.
Luma
02:40:16I was literally thinking about that when Kat
Temerity
02:40:19Yeah.
Luma
02:40:19said that the fucking constellations were backwards.02:40:21I was like, we’re going to find another room down here02:40:23and it’s going to be the right side around.
Dungeon Master
02:40:25That’s so much cooler.
Hazel
02:40:25Hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
02:40:26in my campaign! Hold on!
Luma
02:40:27I don’t know.
Hazel
02:40:28And then we’re going to go up.
Temerity
02:40:28laughs
Rhysaene
02:40:28Bye.
Hazel
02:40:29And it’s going to be a world without sorrow.
Luma
02:40:29Thank you.02:40:30We’re going to surf this.
Temerity
02:40:30Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:40:33Back to the drawing board.
Hazel
02:40:33Humming
Luma
02:40:33Yeah, yeah.02:40:34Fullmetal Alchemist style, we’re in Germany now, baby!
Temerity
02:40:35laughs
Rhysaene
02:40:35We found…
Temerity
02:40:35Risks
Luma
02:40:38I’m sorry.
Iva
02:40:38- Thank you.
Hazel
02:40:39Thank you.
Luma
02:40:39Thank you.
Temerity
02:40:40Oh, fuck.
Hazel
02:40:40Yeah, I mean, it’s--
Rhysaene
02:40:40on the Titans.
Hazel
02:40:42Hazel will…02:40:43will be like, I could be wrong, but like,02:40:48that this may be permanent.02:40:50Um,02:40:51I’ve been02:40:52trying to trace our…02:40:54our steps, uh, specifically to our geography, uh, like around our gentleman.02:41:00If my counting is right.02:41:02which02:41:03We could be wrong. We should be02:41:06directly under02:41:09the chapel in the center of Argentum.
Temerity
02:41:14I think we should press forward then.02:41:16If something like that is below the chapel,
Luma
02:41:19I cannot wait to find Bahamut’s corpse down here.
Temerity
02:41:19I think it needs…
Luma
02:41:22Let’s go.
Temerity
02:41:22I think it needs to be seen.
Luma
02:41:23-
Temerity
02:41:25It needs to be addressed.
Rhysaene
02:41:28Well,
Temerity
02:41:28He doesn’t want to leave like a fucking scary thing underneath the chapel.
Rhysaene
02:41:32Yeah. Oh my god.
Iva
02:41:34I…02:41:35I want to clarify. Excuse me, Eylesis. I think you’re being racist when you should be classist.
Temerity
02:41:35Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:41:40Damn.
Luma
02:41:41No, I’m being literally speciesist.
Temerity
02:41:41But.
Hazel
02:41:42Thank you.
Luma
02:41:43Fae-type creatures are applied to hallow.
Hazel
02:41:47Yeah, I was thinking it could be a hollow spell, but because Temerity’s not a fey.02:41:52It’s maybe he’s like a…
Luma
02:41:52No, but Temerity is…
Iva
02:41:53And it’s affecting Rhys’s heart, where the fireball comes from.
Hazel
02:41:54Right, Tiefling.
Luma
02:41:56There it is.
Rhysaene
02:41:56Thank you.
Luma
02:41:57tiefling which might be like i don’t know fiend adjacent02:42:01yeah
Temerity
02:42:01Yeah.
Hazel
02:42:02Yeah, that’s fair.
Luma
02:42:03squints at wrists02:42:04suspiciously.
Hazel
02:42:05um,
Temerity
02:42:05Aha.
Rhysaene
02:42:06What?
Iva
02:42:06laughter
Hazel
02:42:07But
Iva
02:42:07laughter
Rhysaene
02:42:08Me.
Hazel
02:42:08My familiar is a
Luma
02:42:09Thank you.
Hazel
02:42:11My familiar is a02:42:13He’s a he’s a fan wasn’t alerting any like02:42:16particularly02:42:18Strong things.
Dungeon Master
02:42:19-
Temerity
02:42:19as well, yeah.
Luma
02:42:20Yeah, so what is…
Temerity
02:42:21I think it has something to do with Fiend.
Luma
02:42:24But Rhys isn’t a fiend, Rhys is a centaur.
Temerity
02:42:24Adam Finkelstein : Add a character.
Hazel
02:42:26Oh, f***.
Rhysaene
02:42:27Yeah.
Hazel
02:42:27Yeah, but she’s a fiend warlock.
Luma
02:42:29All true.02:42:30Well, we don’t know that.
Iva
02:42:30We don’t know that.
Temerity
02:42:31Yeah, exactly. This is all out of character.
Hazel
02:42:31Well, yeah.
Rhysaene
02:42:31See you next week.
Luma
02:42:31I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:42:32Y’all know that.
Luma
02:42:33Yeah, we don’t know that.
Iva
02:42:34- Yeah.
Hazel
02:42:34Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:42:34No, you don’t know that. That’s not true.
Luma
02:42:36You’re welcome.
Iva
02:42:36You’re not doing it.
Temerity
02:42:37laughs
Luma
02:42:37-
Hazel
02:42:37Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot Dark One’s blessing is a genie warlock thing. My bad, my bad.
Dungeon Master
02:42:39Hvað er það?
Temerity
02:42:39I don’t know.02:42:41I’ll see you next time.02:42:41-
Luma
02:42:42gurgling
Iva
02:42:42How could you, Mariah?
Luma
02:42:43Bye.
Dungeon Master
02:42:44Um,
Temerity
02:42:45That’s that’s fake news
Dungeon Master
02:42:45So…
Luma
02:42:45Dark ones, bless you.
Hazel
02:42:48Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:42:48So what are you guys doing?
Luma
02:42:50I don’t know why the fuck02:42:51I don’t know, that is so good.
Temerity
02:42:53- Yeah.
Hazel
02:42:53Okay, that out of character, that makes a lot of fucking sense.
Luma
02:42:53Let’s…02:42:56Thank you.
Temerity
02:42:58Yeah, that’s what I was thinking immediately.
Hazel
02:42:58In character, we are completely in the dark about that.
Luma
02:43:01Yeah.
Temerity
02:43:01whatever is just me and Rhys.
Iva
02:43:01That’s a…02:43:03I was like, I know why it’s not Iva, because Iva is just a menace to society.
Rhysaene
02:43:09you
Iva
02:43:09you
Hazel
02:43:10Well, you can tell us what you mean by that.
Luma
02:43:10I hate it.
Hazel
02:43:12It’s good.
Temerity
02:43:12laughs
Luma
02:43:13Let’s…
Iva
02:43:13Thank you.
Hazel
02:43:14We didn’t know we were saying anything.
Luma
02:43:14Let’s…
Temerity
02:43:15Let’s press forward.02:43:16Temerity has a firm grip on her hammer.
Luma
02:43:16Let’s press forward.02:43:20I love that Temerity’s reasoning for wanting to press forward is completely different, but Luma’s like, yeah, let’s do it.
Dungeon Master
02:43:20And
Temerity
02:43:24He’s like, this needs to be purged.
Luma
02:43:24Yeah.
Hazel
02:43:24- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:43:24Bye.
Luma
02:43:25Thank you.02:43:26- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:43:27Fucking…
Luma
02:43:27was like, we’re going to find some secrets about the church02:43:30down here. Temerity’s like, we’re going to protect the church
Hazel
02:43:31Thank you.
Luma
02:43:31down here.
Temerity
02:43:32laughs
Rhysaene
02:43:32Thanks.
Dungeon Master
02:43:33Um,
Rhysaene
02:43:34Thanks.02:43:37Take fucking nabbit.02:43:38She will…02:43:39Summon her great soul from her chest.
Luma
02:43:43still so cool.
Iva
02:43:46I was still as affected as before is like, ah, yes.
Temerity
02:43:51Ouch, my eyes.
Dungeon Master
02:43:51you…02:43:53- Yes.
Luma
02:43:53- Yeah.
Iva
02:43:53I have pressure. Mewtwo must be in the area.
Dungeon Master
02:44:00You press on.02:44:02into the field of whatever is causing this feeling.02:44:05And it,02:44:07Honestly,02:44:09maybe surprisingly to you all, only lasts for about 40 feet.02:44:14before it starts to fade again.02:44:16And as you round a corner, you are past the sensation.
Hazel
02:44:19Yeah.
Temerity
02:44:21-
Hazel
02:44:21probably some kind of like really localized wording02:44:25a spell or it’s just like something that the silver flame gives off.02:44:31So.
Temerity
02:44:31Maybe.
Dungeon Master
02:44:32Um,
Luma
02:44:34Mile down though?
Dungeon Master
02:44:36Specific. Yeah.02:44:37So specifically for the Silver Flame, not ruling that out for you, because it could be that02:44:43There are a couple considerations with that.02:44:47maybe not a mile down, but you are hundreds, thousands, you are at least a few thousand feet02:44:51down. Um,02:44:54And you have never heard of people talking about…02:44:59this effect02:45:00being caused by the Silver Flame02:45:03You were in fact much closer to02:45:06You all know the Silver Flame is in the chapel.02:45:09It is a thing you can go see.
Hazel
02:45:10No, no, yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:45:10You were much closer to it when you were in the Silver Archive.02:45:14Oh.
Hazel
02:45:14Yeah, I wasn’t saying…
Dungeon Master
02:45:15or you can down here.
Hazel
02:45:16Yeah, I wasn’t like…
Dungeon Master
02:45:17No, I’m…02:45:18I’m,02:45:19I’m not.02:45:20Yeah, I’m just clarifying those details, that’s all.
Hazel
02:45:22Oh,02:45:23My insinuation is not that it would be a radius.02:45:27that like02:45:28like a circle.
Dungeon Master
02:45:30That’s totally fine.
Luma
02:45:32So,02:45:33So,02:45:34This is a straight…02:45:35uh,02:45:36That goes like a mineshaft that goes through this aura.
Dungeon Master
02:45:41Yes.
Luma
02:45:42There was no diverting paths around it or anything.
Dungeon Master
02:45:44No.
Luma
02:45:45Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:45:46And it is explicitly the instructions lead through this path.
Luma
02:45:51Yeah.02:45:53I don’t know how I feel about the Tarnar Syndicate walking directly underneath the most important landmark in…02:45:58All of the city.
Temerity
02:46:01Yeah.
Hazel
02:46:03It’s a02:46:04It’s a good one.02:46:05It’s a good hiding spot.02:46:07So,02:46:07- Thank you.02:46:08I think that’s bad.
Temerity
02:46:10Thank you.
Luma
02:46:11Man, I wonder if there’s like a conduit or something that goes from the portal down below us up to the Silver Flame.
Temerity
02:46:19He he he he he he.
Dungeon Master
02:46:25You continuing on?
Rhysaene
02:46:27Yeah.
Luma
02:46:27Yeah.
Hazel
02:46:27Yeah.
Temerity
02:46:28Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:46:30Eventually the mineshaft gives way to a passage02:46:33Um,02:46:34that is02:46:36leads into like another…02:46:38maintenance tunnels, very dwarven. The undercity infrastructure still runs02:46:44Down this far.02:46:46Nizzled, untouched.02:46:49Not significantly older than anything else you’ve seen, just less touched.02:46:54um,02:46:56Hold on, I lost track of my02:46:59my notes.02:47:00Hmm.02:47:02This maintenance tunnel, however, is like strewn with, um,02:47:07wooden construction material, boards and like02:47:11palates and just like02:47:13wood constructing material.02:47:15strewn all about the floor for the length of this tunnel.02:47:32you know.
Luma
02:47:36onwards
Dungeon Master
02:47:38You just press it onwards.
Rhysaene
02:47:39Let’s go.02:47:41I guess, chick?
Luma
02:47:41and
Temerity
02:47:41Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:47:45for anything?
Luma
02:47:45I’ll check her out.
Dungeon Master
02:47:48Yeah.
Hazel
02:47:48it.
Dungeon Master
02:47:49as someone a perception or investigation.
Luma
02:47:54I gotta see it.
Hazel
02:47:56I can perception.
Luma
02:48:01Uh…02:48:02What is that number? My eyes are beginning to get foggy. Uh…
Hazel
02:48:0222.02:48:04with me.02:48:05it.02:48:06perception.
Luma
02:48:09Investigation was a 17.
Dungeon Master
02:48:1217 investigation.02:48:1522 perception.02:48:17You’re walking over boards and there’s whole sections of floor covered in pallets.02:48:22Um,02:48:23Luma.02:48:24Ahead of one of these sections, you notice a little crack in the floor.02:48:28Um,02:48:29And like a little tiny, like02:48:35darkness through the crack.02:48:37Hazel, if you stop and you like02:48:41pick up the panel and look under it,02:48:43it’s a big hole in the ground02:48:44with a very thin bit of wood over top of it.
Luma
02:48:48Luma appears down through the cracker.
Dungeon Master
02:48:50It doesn’t lead anywhere.02:48:52It is just like a 30-foot pit.02:48:56um,
Luma
02:48:57- What’s at the bottom?
Dungeon Master
02:48:57it02:48:58uh,02:48:59It looks like…02:49:01Like, it leads into, like, a natural, like…02:49:05Cavern that isn’t connected to anything currently.02:49:08The edge of the cavern seems to be collapsed and may have been a tunnel at some point.02:49:12It is quite literally just a pit you could have fallen into if you had stepped up on the…02:49:17the wood.
Hazel
02:49:17egg.
Luma
02:49:17Oh.
Rhysaene
02:49:18Oh.
Hazel
02:49:19You know, like, not like poked up spikes or anything.
Luma
02:49:20Ha ha ha.
Dungeon Master
02:49:22No spikes, just a 30-foot deep pit.
Temerity
02:49:22Hehehehe.
Hazel
02:49:25All right.
Temerity
02:49:25I don’t know.
Hazel
02:49:26Their trap game’s getting worse, Hazel says out loud.
Rhysaene
02:49:30Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:49:30But,
Luma
02:49:30This kind of feels like a02:49:32crash in and then they just covered it to make the path serviceable though.
Dungeon Master
02:49:37the
Hazel
02:49:37Maybe.
Dungeon Master
02:49:37Well,02:49:39It looks like they’ve covered parts of it to make the path serviceable and parts of it to make the path look serviceable.
Luma
02:49:46All the…
Hazel
02:49:46like trying to catch mice in a bucket.
Temerity
02:49:46- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:49:50Like trying to catch mice in a bucket.
Luma
02:49:52- Let me check the edges of the pit.02:49:54Does it look like,02:49:55Like it just crumbled or does it look manmade?
Dungeon Master
02:49:59It’s.02:50:00looks manmade.02:50:02Well, it looks like the floor was mainly collapsed.
Luma
02:50:02uh,
Dungeon Master
02:50:05You see, like, chisel marks,02:50:06and it just happened to be that this pit was under here.02:50:09And as you look for that,02:50:10you can see similar chisel marks at other parts of the stone02:50:12that did not lead to anything collapsing.02:50:16It looks like they did a lot of fucking around in here.
Hazel
02:50:20- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:50:22to make this hallway less passable.02:50:25And then cover it with things that obscured that fact.
Luma
02:50:28Yeah, I agree with Hazel, they suck.
Hazel
02:50:31laughs
Temerity
02:50:31Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:50:31Thank you.02:50:33That is a recurring theme with this entire passageway.
Hazel
02:50:34Amen.
Dungeon Master
02:50:37The whistle mechanism…02:50:39was fairly sophisticated.02:50:41The trap that set it off was02:50:44was the most basic trap there is. The collapsing tunnel, these pit traps, every trap is incredibly basic.
Rhysaene
02:50:52Everest?
Hazel
02:50:54We’re getting hazed.
Rhysaene
02:50:55No, I think, no, I was going to say, is this a fucking training module?
Hazel
02:50:55Like, is this an initiation ritual?02:50:59of
Temerity
02:51:00Hehehehe.
Hazel
02:51:01Thank you.
Luma
02:51:01Uh-oh!02:51:04Yeah.02:51:06This is how we accidentally get inducted into the Tarnar Syndicate.
Hazel
02:51:06That’s…
Luma
02:51:08They’re going to be at the end of this, like, waiting to be like,
Hazel
02:51:09Yeah.
Luma
02:51:10Congratulations, new people! Who the fuck are you?!
Hazel
02:51:12That’s good.
Luma
02:51:13laughter
Temerity
02:51:13laughter
Hazel
02:51:14That’s what Hazel’s starting to think now.
Luma
02:51:14Bye.
Hazel
02:51:15Hazel will be like, is this, are we like…02:51:19There weren’t any more sophisticated traps near the other traps, but where we…02:51:25It’s,02:51:26It’s true.02:51:27Part of me is worried that it02:51:28that it’s02:51:29that we were meant to find this.02:51:32that we are meant to find these.02:51:35the, the,02:51:38The way to get here is already so steep in02:51:42in that, like,02:51:45A pretty, like…02:51:47Admittedly, I don’t know much about02:51:49um,02:51:51whatever the word is.02:51:52- Photography.02:51:54uh,
Luma
02:51:54All of these traps have been non-lethal too.
Iva
02:51:58Oh, the B-Mod was really tough.
Dungeon Master
02:51:58Well,
Hazel
02:51:58Well, the ceiling collapsing.
Dungeon Master
02:52:00No.02:52:0230 foot fall could kill a commoner.02:52:04Easily.02:52:05um,02:52:06and at the very least injure one enough that they’re not going to make it out.
Luma
02:52:06Yes.
Dungeon Master
02:52:09The ceiling collapsing could kill one of you.
Temerity
02:52:12Yeah.
Luma
02:52:13Okay, I take that back.
Rhysaene
02:52:13Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:52:14stories.02:52:16Oh.
Luma
02:52:17If it was a training course,02:52:20The traps will be resettable.02:52:24Classing that entire tunnel didn’t seem very resettable.
Hazel
02:52:27Yeah.02:52:29I’m not.02:52:30Yeah, I don’t, I’m not entirely sure if it’s like a, if it’s like a, if it’s a training02:52:35course, per se, but I wouldn’t be surprised if02:52:38I worry what if02:52:40Like, obviously,02:52:42It could have been that this was like some kind of escape02:52:44Well,02:52:46like escape plan thing like we had we had02:52:50determined.02:52:51when we first found the node and everything.02:52:54But now I’m starting to come back around to the idea that we had before we found that out, where02:53:01this stuff was set for us.02:53:05specifically.02:53:08uh,
Luma
02:53:08There’s only one way to find out for sure.
Hazel
02:53:12Yes.02:53:15uh,02:53:20that just02:53:21That.02:53:22That specifically came to mind after the, after the.02:53:25The third fairly simple, uh,02:53:29a trap.02:53:31down here.02:53:34It’s like, surely if02:53:36If someone was smart enough to02:53:38to02:53:40to02:53:41figure out this like secret code.02:53:44uh,02:53:51I don’t know.02:53:52I’m just thinking out loud. Anyways, let’s keep going.
Luma
02:53:55Maybe they’re just not as equipped as we think they are.02:53:56This is the best they could muster.
Hazel
02:53:57That also is fair.02:53:59I mean, true, they did act, they did like,02:54:04they did kind of leave like shoddy work around the02:54:06the place that you were in,02:54:08- Thank you.
Luma
02:54:10What?
Hazel
02:54:11is how you bring it.02:54:11the, your like first job where you like found the, the, the, the stuff with the link.
Luma
02:54:17Um…
Hazel
02:54:17The work was a little shoddy.02:54:19Right?
Luma
02:54:19No, the work was incredibly good.02:54:21I was just a little bit better.
Iva
02:54:24- Yeah.
Hazel
02:54:24maybe we’re just better.02:54:26laughs
Temerity
02:54:27laughs
Luma
02:54:27I mean,02:54:28They had a turnstone to get in.02:54:30The only reason I found it was because…02:54:32The stone looked weird.02:54:34And I’m really particular about weird details.02:54:36Um,02:54:37And the box that they broke into, they have a special tool that breaks those keys.
Hazel
02:54:37Yeah.
Luma
02:54:42I don’t know if I can stress enough how difficult it is to lockpick four locks at once.02:54:47I can’t do it.02:54:49Well, they’ve got a tool to do it.02:54:53That said,02:54:54Both of those things are tools02:54:56that they probably found02:54:58Somewhere.02:55:00So maybe they’re just not very creative.
Hazel
02:55:02with Dwarven cities, perhaps.
Temerity
02:55:05Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:55:06called Dwarven Engineering.
Luma
02:55:09I just bought it.
Hazel
02:55:12Oh, yeah.02:55:17uh,
Luma
02:55:23We are slinking through the Tarnar Syndicate tunnels,02:55:25slandering them the entire way.
Temerity
02:55:28Hehehehe.
Iva
02:55:28Get to the end, they’re like, congratulations on completing our…
Luma
02:55:30Mm-hmm.02:55:31I don’t know.02:55:33All right. Yeah, we press on.
Iva
02:55:34Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:55:34- Thank you.02:55:36You press on, it’s another 30 minutes of winding through tunnels.02:55:40but you don’t come across any more traps.02:55:43Finally you get to the end of the directions and a02:55:47um,02:55:49what looks like a chiseled…02:55:52chiseled passage…02:55:56that leads on through carved stone.
Luma
02:56:04chiseled passage that leads on through carved stone.
Hazel
02:56:05you
Dungeon Master
02:56:08Yeah, sorry, I don’t know, man.02:56:12Someone’s chiseled out another passageway you have to crawl through.
Iva
02:56:15Yeah.
Luma
02:56:16Oh.02:56:17What was the last line of this note again?02:56:19Something about…02:56:20The turnstone?
Dungeon Master
02:56:20Um,02:56:21The locks don’t turn, but stone does.
Temerity
02:56:29We might need to turn.02:56:32I turn our turnkey.02:56:34In order to02:56:36proceed at the very end possibly, but that’s out of character.
Luma
02:56:40That would be really unfortunate.
Temerity
02:56:42That would be.
Luma
02:56:42So we don’t have one.
Temerity
02:56:43laughs
Dungeon Master
02:56:43It would be very unfortunate, but…
Hazel
02:56:43Oh yeah.02:56:45That is what
Temerity
02:56:45It is a possibility.
Hazel
02:56:46what I’m02:56:48That’s 100% what I think is going to happen when we reach the end of this.
Temerity
02:56:51Uh,
Hazel
02:56:52Is there going to reach a blank?02:56:53Well,
Luma
02:56:56Okay, uh, we’ll…
Iva
02:56:57You just have to turn the…
Luma
02:56:59check the chiseled path for02:57:03Any nonsense?
Dungeon Master
02:57:04Yeah, give me a nonsense check, which would…02:57:07to say that they’re going to see him.
Luma
02:57:07Nonsense check.02:57:09Nonsense check.
Hazel
02:57:10I’d like to continue searching for traps if I can.
Luma
02:57:10Uh,
Dungeon Master
02:57:13Yeah, you may make your check as well if you would like.
Luma
02:57:16A 14.
Dungeon Master
02:57:1814.
Hazel
02:57:19Oh boy.
Luma
02:57:19How much nonsense could a nonsense sense?
Hazel
02:57:21uh,02:57:22Two plus seven, nine total.
Dungeon Master
02:57:25Nein.02:57:27Well, Hazel doesn’t notice anything amiss, and Luma, like, carefully studies this, like, chiseled hole, leading, like…02:57:35to02:57:36It looks like it leads like 30 feet in and curves around…02:57:39Um,02:57:41And to be clear at this point, Hazel…02:57:44You’re down to 70% certainty, but you think you’re not under the chapel anymore.02:57:50Not by a good bit.
Hazel
02:57:52I would imagine that we’re out of a lantern.02:57:55this
Dungeon Master
02:57:56um,02:57:57You’re about on the edge.
Hazel
02:58:00- Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:58:01you would guess you’re probably, you might even be a little bit under the moat.
Hazel
02:58:06and
Dungeon Master
02:58:08The Tarnar hole, the Tarnar hole.
Hazel
02:58:11Bye.
Temerity
02:58:11I’m going to say it soon.
Dungeon Master
02:58:12Enough about the fucking Tarnar hole.02:58:14It’s not called that.
Temerity
02:58:14laughs
Dungeon Master
02:58:16Um,
Iva
02:58:16Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:58:17Are you pressing through the tunnel?
Iva
02:58:17- Yeah.
Luma
02:58:18Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:58:20You crawl through.02:58:21Sorry, go ahead.
Temerity
02:58:23No, I wasn’t saying anything.
Dungeon Master
02:58:23Well, if.02:58:25Liar. You crawl through the…02:58:28The tunnel, it curves around, goes another 20 feet, and then immediately opens into a massive cavernous chamber.02:58:35So whoever’s first…02:58:37You go from tiny crawling hole to big cavernous chamber.02:58:42Um,02:58:43The from where you are standing, who’s leading?
Hazel
02:58:49Luma and then I think Hazel right behind
Luma
02:58:49Yes.02:58:52Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:58:52From where you are standing, the pair of you don’t.02:58:54It does look like a natural cavern, with one exception, where you come out next to a 50-foot-high carved stone pillar.02:59:05Um,02:59:07that is on your like right.
Luma
02:59:07- Cool.
Dungeon Master
02:59:09as you come out.
Hazel
02:59:11God.
Dungeon Master
02:59:11um,02:59:12The chamber continues beyond the range of both of your darkvision.
Luma
02:59:19Perry Kivolowitz: fresh.
Hazel
02:59:20going to be the Jip Jos.
Temerity
02:59:21Thank you.
Hazel
02:59:24Gotta climb the oiled pillar.02:59:26to proceed.
Temerity
02:59:26Hee hee hee hee.
Luma
02:59:28Somebody’s getting crushed by a cross-shaped rock, and we’re going to have to say their name in a dramatic way.
Iva
02:59:28Yeah.
Hazel
02:59:33That was beautiful.
Temerity
02:59:33Hee hee.
Iva
02:59:33-
Temerity
02:59:34Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:59:36Oh,02:59:37Oh my god!
Luma
02:59:39Yes, thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:59:39uh
Temerity
02:59:39Hehehehe.
Iva
02:59:39This is why I hate the Japanese.
Dungeon Master
02:59:40Risks.02:59:41risk Temerity,02:59:44Rhys, Temerity, Iva, you emerge into this cavernous, massive chamber.
Luma
02:59:44- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:59:49Rhys and Temerity, your vision carries farther, but the chamber is still larger than your vision.02:59:54However, you see more.
Hazel
02:59:55- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:59:56Ahead of you are smooth stone ramps, clearly manufactured, leading up to a very large platform.03:00:06In front of and between two of the ramps is a large brass statue of an armored dwarf.03:00:16um03:00:19uh,03:00:21and straight ahead of you, like straight north, is a great wall.03:00:29made of carved stone with stone pillars inlaid into the wall.03:00:35This room is massive, and none of you can see all of it with your vision. It is pitch black.03:00:43um,
Luma
03:00:44Hey, so we avoid the obvious fucking giant monster.03:00:49dwarf statue.
Temerity
03:00:50-
Rhysaene
03:00:50- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:00:51Um,
Hazel
03:00:51do.
Luma
03:00:51I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:00:52And despite the fact that your vision doesn’t carry03:00:55I am just going to pull up the map. It is not, um,03:00:59It is not it is not dynamic lighting.
Luma
03:01:03Holy fuck.03:01:04Fuck.
Rhysaene
03:01:06Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:01:06- Yeah.
Temerity
03:01:06my god oh this is oh03:01:09I like the vibes of this.
Luma
03:01:09I want to approve.03:01:11I don’t know about that door though.
Dungeon Master
03:01:13You don’t know about the door.03:01:14You don’t see anything constructed03:01:17other than this pillar right next to you.03:01:18But Rhys and Temerity see all of this.
Rhysaene
03:01:19I…
Dungeon Master
03:01:22On the map, these are stairs,03:01:24but in the reality, these are smooth stairs.03:01:28graduations up.
Temerity
03:01:29Gotcha.
Hazel
03:01:30I like that entrance to Orzamar.
Temerity
03:01:32Yeah.
Hazel
03:01:32Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:01:34-
Temerity
03:01:37And Temerity will take a step.03:01:40Bunk.
Dungeon Master
03:01:40Take a couple steps.
Iva
03:01:41I’ve a walk.
Rhysaene
03:01:42Hee hee.
Iva
03:01:42Follow.
Dungeon Master
03:01:43Natural stone begins to transition below your feet to inlaid brick with intricate gold metal filigreed patterning running through it.
Temerity
03:01:57All right.03:01:58Let me know if I need to stop.
Rhysaene
03:01:58Pass.
Dungeon Master
03:02:01You do not need to stop.
Hazel
03:02:01Hazel just03:02:02mutters under her breath how much she hates stone ties.
Temerity
03:02:03Temerity.
Dungeon Master
03:02:05This.03:02:07isn’t
Rhysaene
03:02:07Hey chief.
Dungeon Master
03:02:08unlit brazier.03:02:09You can pretty clearly tell03:02:11There’s another one here.03:02:13There’s the dwarf statue.03:02:15as described.03:02:16These are all ramps leading up03:02:19uh,03:02:20This platform is, I think, like,03:02:2230 feet maybe up, because these are pretty, maybe it’s only 20, these are pretty, like,03:02:27reasonable inclines.03:02:31Uh, Temerity, Temerity, Temerity. Where’s my measure tool?03:02:37to Temerity.03:02:38Temerity, you and, uh, if you, you see, and presumably Rhys’s with you, with you since, uh, did someone screenshot this for Aev?
Luma
03:02:39Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:02:44Yeah.
Temerity
03:02:45Oh, let me--03:02:46I’m going to take it right now. Sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:02:46Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:02:47Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:02:48Okay.03:02:49Um…03:02:50Temerity, as you reach the raised platform, you see the wall kind of converges on a massive…03:02:59set of iron. No, not iron.03:03:02darker metal than iron.03:03:05Very familiar metal, though not quite as polished.03:03:08It is the metal of your hand axes.
Temerity
03:03:12Oh, man.
Dungeon Master
03:03:12um,
Luma
03:03:12Odd.03:03:13fucking adamantine door?
Rhysaene
03:03:14Thank you.
Iva
03:03:14Thank you.03:03:15adamantine door?
Dungeon Master
03:03:16Uh,
Luma
03:03:17at all, like,
Dungeon Master
03:03:17An adamantine door.
Luma
03:03:18- D’oh!
Dungeon Master
03:03:20Double Door03:03:21Um,03:03:23some 30 feet across, no, sorry.03:03:27What is this 20?03:03:2820 feet across, not counting the trim.03:03:32which adds another…03:03:34like 10 feet.03:03:35Uhm, uh.03:03:37I think I did this wrong.03:03:38I think this is supposed to be bigger.03:03:41Well, the map is not…03:03:43Yeah, sorry. The map’s a little wrong because I had to fit the door on the map.03:03:47I’ll put the door in the chat.03:03:50um03:03:51One second.
Temerity
03:03:54Take your time.
Hazel
03:03:54door is made of adamantine because the dungeon master gave us
Dungeon Master
03:03:55uh,
Luma
03:03:55Yeah.03:03:56I see text on the top of that door.03:03:58I need to see it.
Hazel
03:03:59Who is it?
Dungeon Master
03:03:59Yes, indeed. The door does… The text is…03:04:03So…03:04:04I, one of the things I’ve never learned in Photoshop is how paths work.03:04:08The text should wrap around the frame of the door with that, like, with those angle changes, but, like…03:04:14It doesn’t because I never learned how pads work.03:04:17There is text inscribed at the top of the door.
Luma
03:04:18Right.
Dungeon Master
03:04:20Luma, if you were standing directly under the door, you would not be able to see that text.03:04:25It is 70 feet in the air.
Luma
03:04:27Luma can’t see it from here anyway.
Temerity
03:04:27Ha ha ha.
Luma
03:04:28I just, out of character, I see it.
Dungeon Master
03:04:30Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. I’m not telling you that to like dissuade you from being like, yeah, I need to see it. I’m telling you that so you understand that this door is 70 feet tall.
Luma
03:04:30I want to see it.03:04:33No, yeah, yeah, yeah.03:04:39Huge. Okay. Okay.
Temerity
03:04:39Yeah, it’s fucking huge.
Iva
03:04:39to Temerity.
Rhysaene
03:04:39Oh.
Iva
03:04:41Temerity is walking up the hard part of the slope.
Luma
03:04:41Gotcha.
Dungeon Master
03:04:41It is…03:04:44It is actually smaller than it is supposed to be on the map.03:04:49uh,
Rhysaene
03:04:50is 70 feet.
Hazel
03:04:55Yes.
Rhysaene
03:04:56And03:04:57You can read Dwarvish, right?
Luma
03:05:01Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:05:01Luma.
Luma
03:05:03Bye.
Rhysaene
03:05:04Um,03:05:06Oh, this is going to tap me out.
Luma
03:05:10What?03:05:10What’s going to tap you out?
Rhysaene
03:05:12Okay.03:05:13Yeah.03:05:14Um,03:05:16I’ve never done this before.03:05:17So…03:05:19forgive me
Luma
03:05:22Uh…
Rhysaene
03:05:22I’m going to…03:05:23is03:05:25for03:05:26Toluma.03:05:28- Trolled on Nova, actually.03:05:30Um,
Luma
03:05:30Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:05:33Okay.03:05:34just03:05:36Hold still.
Luma
03:05:38Okay.
Rhysaene
03:05:39and she will03:05:40place a hand and her hand’s gonna like glow a little brighter.03:05:47um,03:05:47And I’m going to cast fly on you.
Luma
03:05:49Oh my god.
Temerity
03:05:51No.
Rhysaene
03:05:54And then lost for 10 minutes.
Luma
03:05:57What happened?03:05:58Let me just start slowly floating upwards.
Rhysaene
03:05:58Okay.03:06:01Thank you.
Hazel
03:06:01Yeah.
Temerity
03:06:01laughs
Luma
03:06:03laughs
Rhysaene
03:06:03Yeah.
Luma
03:06:04Oh, you’re getting smaller.03:06:07How is this going to help us?
Temerity
03:06:07Ha ha.
Hazel
03:06:07I didn’t know I could do that.03:06:09Oh.
Temerity
03:06:09Oh wait, the floor!
Hazel
03:06:09those weeks.
Luma
03:06:10Thank you.
Hazel
03:06:11Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:06:11Oh!
Iva
03:06:12The floor is getting smaller.
Rhysaene
03:06:12Thank you.
Luma
03:06:15Am I getting bigger?
Temerity
03:06:17You’re flying, Luma.
Luma
03:06:18Oh!03:06:19Luma flies at the door.
Temerity
03:06:21laughter
Hazel
03:06:21Just like right into it.
Luma
03:06:21She hits the door full speed.
Dungeon Master
03:06:22Do you…03:06:24Do you try to touch the door in any way?
Luma
03:06:24Thank you.03:06:29Luma hits the door.
Dungeon Master
03:06:30You.
Temerity
03:06:30Oh.03:06:31Boy.
Dungeon Master
03:06:31You get about two inches from the door and there’s a ripple of silver light as sigils all across the door.
Luma
03:06:31Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:06:38very briefly flash and you are bounced.
Rhysaene
03:06:40- Hey.
Luma
03:06:41Wow.
Dungeon Master
03:06:42like five feet away from the door.
Luma
03:06:43Wee!03:06:45Okay, I just found out the world’s coolest trampoline.
Hazel
03:06:48Hit it.
Temerity
03:06:50laughs
Luma
03:06:50Oh, right. I’ve only got 10 minutes.03:06:52Luma starts flying up towards the inscription.
Rhysaene
03:06:53just
Dungeon Master
03:06:54You fly up to the inscription. The inscription is in Dwarvish.03:06:58Where is my inscription?03:07:02Ah.
Temerity
03:07:03Oh, I thought you had--
Luma
03:07:03It reads 55 Whoppers, 55 fries, 55…
Rhysaene
03:07:06I think we…
Temerity
03:07:06laughing
Rhysaene
03:07:07Guys, we found the raid bus area.
Luma
03:07:07Yeah.03:07:10Yeah, that statue’s gonna come alive and kill us.
Dungeon Master
03:07:10Um,
Temerity
03:07:10Hello.
Luma
03:07:13I just know it.
Dungeon Master
03:07:13The inscription reads,
Rhysaene
03:07:13Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:07:16Here lies the Farad-dum.03:07:18May the Everfire light the way through the long dark.03:07:25You…
Luma
03:07:25No, we don’t know that word. We know a similar word.
Hazel
03:07:25farad-dûm.
Dungeon Master
03:07:26you,03:07:27You know a similar word, Luma.
Hazel
03:07:28on a journey.
Dungeon Master
03:07:30Fardrimm, one word, F-A-R-D-R-I-M-M.
Hazel
03:07:31Farture.
Dungeon Master
03:07:34And,03:07:35At the time, it wouldn’t have occurred to you.03:07:37Fardrimm is a different word.03:07:39A proper noun doesn’t translate.03:07:42But sometimes when things are named,03:07:44Proper nouns inherit properties from03:07:48the words they are named from.03:07:51And looking at03:07:52farad-dûm03:07:54This is pretty clearly a root03:07:58For Fardrimm.03:07:58Farad.03:07:59dûm.03:08:01um,03:08:02dûm is the easier one.03:08:04“dûm”, the Dwarven word literally translates03:08:08to03:08:09Mine.03:08:10or delve or excavation, but tends to have a more common meaning.03:08:17which is deep.03:08:20Farad is harder.03:08:22It’s not a word that’s in the common vernacular of dwarves and Argentum.03:08:28It’s been replaced by a more common word that I, your dungeon master, have not come up with.03:08:35But…03:08:36uh,03:08:36The meanings, the literal, the common translation of the words is the same.03:08:41The literal meanings are different.03:08:43And it’s replaced because the dwarves don’t really traverse below ground anymore.03:08:48Um,03:08:50And so there’s no really real reason to use the word Farad.03:08:53And so it was further at the back of your mind,03:08:55but you are a student of history and a student of language.03:08:58And Farad literally…03:09:01might mean something along the lines of a journey…03:09:05by or to travel by03:09:08road.03:09:09or specifically a road that runs underground, no longer commonly used because the Dwarven word for road that runs along the surface is different.03:09:17and is commonly used.03:09:19a literal translation of the phrase03:09:22in this door would be the deep road.
Hazel
03:09:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:09:26um,
Temerity
03:09:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:09:27The Fardrimm.03:09:29as its proper name.
Luma
03:09:32Fardrimm is the deep road, but as a03:09:34proper noun.
Dungeon Master
03:09:35Yes.
Luma
03:09:36Got it.
Hazel
03:09:38mixing Dragon Age, Lord of the Rings.
Luma
03:09:38Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:09:41- Yeah.
Hazel
03:09:42Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:09:42- True.
Hazel
03:09:42Yeah, they
Temerity
03:09:43Totally.
Dungeon Master
03:09:43I did steal some Tolkien Dwarvish for Doom.
Luma
03:09:45and
Hazel
03:09:47because I do.
Rhysaene
03:09:48No, no, it’s pink.
Luma
03:09:50I love it.
Hazel
03:09:50Yeah, I love it.
Luma
03:09:51Luma will transcribe the text into her notebook as quickly as she can.03:09:58Uh, she’s gonna bounce off the wall a few times to see if she can figure out if the,03:10:03the, the flash of runes mean anything.
Rhysaene
03:10:05- Yeah.
Luma
03:10:06uh,03:10:08But…
Dungeon Master
03:10:08you
Luma
03:10:08Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:10:10You figure out they don’t mean anything except that they are magic, but you do figure out one03:10:15um,03:10:17one detail from the flashes, other than that this is like one of the most…03:10:22No, this is probably the most complex spell you’ve ever encountered in all your life.
Luma
03:10:25And03:10:26Oh, yeah, hands down.
Dungeon Master
03:10:26Um,03:10:28The runes are just arcane runes, but they are arcane runes in Draconic.
Luma
03:10:34Oh, do I know Draconic?
Dungeon Master
03:10:36I don’t have any idea.
Luma
03:10:37Um,
Hazel
03:10:38their silver runes.
Dungeon Master
03:10:40And they are silver rooms, yes.
Temerity
03:10:42Oh boy.
Luma
03:10:43Luma does know Draconic, so she does recognize that these are Draconic runes.
Dungeon Master
03:10:46You recognize that they are draconic for sure, yes.
Luma
03:10:49Hey guys, this wall is protected by silver fire and draconic runes.03:10:54Do with that information as you will.03:10:56And then she’ll start.
Hazel
03:10:56We should definitely
Luma
03:10:57Yeah.03:10:57flying back down.
Hazel
03:10:58not open this door, I don’t think.
Luma
03:11:00Yeah.
Temerity
03:11:00Yeah, I think we should leave this close.
Luma
03:11:03Man, this entire campaign turns out to be the dwarves dug too deep.
Rhysaene
03:11:04Did you?
Luma
03:11:07I’m going to fucking riot.
Dungeon Master
03:11:08I don’t know.
Temerity
03:11:08Ooh.
Hazel
03:11:09I don’t think that the dwarves dug too deep, but I would imagine that things from the deep are probably still down there.
Luma
03:11:09-03:11:11Okay.03:11:12Yeah.03:11:14Yeah.03:11:15Yeah, probably.03:11:17Luma will head back down and then she’ll open it.
Hazel
03:11:17uh,
Dungeon Master
03:11:20You head back down.
Luma
03:11:21open up her little thing. She says, first of all,03:11:24Rhys, that’s really cool.03:11:25You should totally teach me how to do that03:11:26because I want to do that more.03:11:27Uh…
Rhysaene
03:11:28Thank you.
Luma
03:11:28Second of all, I figured out what the transcription means.03:11:33It says, here lies the fire of doom.03:11:36May they Everfire a light?03:11:37the way through the long dark.03:11:38And we found out03:11:40Fardrimm earlier, um,03:11:42It means that the03:11:44The Deep Road.
Hazel
03:11:46need.
Luma
03:11:48So through that door,03:11:50It’s a lot of spooky…
Hazel
03:11:52it
Iva
03:11:53But we’re not going through that door.
Luma
03:11:55I don’t even think we could get through that door if we wanted to.
Iva
03:11:59Well, we haven’t tried knocking. That’s always a good place to start when you want to open the door.
Luma
03:12:02I knocked on it with my face.03:12:04It bounced me.
Hazel
03:12:06Thank you.
Temerity
03:12:06I,03:12:07I think we should probably leave it alone.
Luma
03:12:08It’s definitely…03:12:11Yeah, it’s definitely protected by something big.
Rhysaene
03:12:14Mmh.
Hazel
03:12:15Yeah.
Luma
03:12:16and dragon themed.
Rhysaene
03:12:17There’s…03:12:18There was no…03:12:19key or anything?
Temerity
03:12:21I don’t know.
Luma
03:12:22Is there any keyhole like around here?
Rhysaene
03:12:23Yeah.03:12:24Is there any local place to store like a key or like a…
Dungeon Master
03:12:24So…03:12:28There are multiple…
Temerity
03:12:29No!
Dungeon Master
03:12:30There are multiple answers to this question.
Luma
03:12:30Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:12:33First of all,03:12:35Inside the large 15 feet across each double doors are five foot doors.
Luma
03:12:41Yeah.03:12:42Nice.
Dungeon Master
03:12:43so that people can get in and out without having to open the entire passageway.03:12:49They seem to have keyholes.03:12:52The keyholes feature03:12:54Uh,03:12:56A four pronged key, but03:13:00Luma looking at it, there are subtle differences in the layout.03:13:04This is not…03:13:06Either this is a newer, older, or different version of the four-pronged key, like, setup…03:13:13but it is not exactly the same as what you’re used to.03:13:16And there’s no sign…03:13:17It’s not like the vault doors before03:13:19where the Gilder Sparks key has been grafted on.03:13:23This is original to the adamantium.
Luma
03:13:26Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
03:13:27Secondly,03:13:29There are in these pillars on each side, on the closest pillar,03:13:35Um,03:13:36there is a massive slot03:13:38Also four pronged.03:13:40like for a giant key, like if the four pronged key was the size of a mace.03:13:48um,03:13:51presumably a standard like regular key could open a little door.03:13:56But you need some kind of like lever sized key to open the big doors on either side.
Luma
03:14:05Yeah, as aforementioned, I,03:14:09Absolutely can’t open up these four pronged doors with my tools. I’m not that good.
Hazel
03:14:15- Thank you.
Luma
03:14:15They’re like…03:14:16really difficult.
Dungeon Master
03:14:19Even if, sorry.
Luma
03:14:19If we could…03:14:21No, go ahead.
Dungeon Master
03:14:22even if you were able to03:14:25Even if you had the knowledge to unlock such a lock, your lockpicks would likely not make it to the hole.
Luma
03:14:31- True.03:14:32Also emphasizes that by poking on the barrier that forms before it.
Hazel
03:14:32center.03:14:35Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:14:35There’s a flash of runes and Luma make a strength saving throw.
Luma
03:14:37Yes.03:14:39Oh, fuck it.
Temerity
03:14:40Oh,
Luma
03:14:41No, she fails that. She’s a fucking twig.
Rhysaene
03:14:42Oh,
Dungeon Master
03:14:44Are you still flying?
Luma
03:14:46Uh, has it been 10 minutes?
Dungeon Master
03:14:49No, probably not. You’re thrown ten feet back and would be knocked on your ass, but instead your ass floats a couple inches above the ground.
Luma
03:14:50then yeah.03:14:56Luma powerslides past Rhys.
Temerity
03:14:56Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:14:59Yeah, Luma.
Luma
03:14:59Yeah.
Temerity
03:14:59I don’t know.
Rhysaene
03:14:59I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:15:00Actually, due to the lack of friction continues sliding without losing altitude, like 40 feet.
Luma
03:15:03respect03:15:05Thank you.
Hazel
03:15:07He he he.
Temerity
03:15:07Thank you.
Luma
03:15:07- See.
Rhysaene
03:15:09I’m concentrating
Hazel
03:15:09Like,
Luma
03:15:09I’m going to be really honest.03:15:10Under different circumstances, this would be so much fun.
Temerity
03:15:14laughs
Hazel
03:15:14Hmm.
Rhysaene
03:15:15Like, Rhys is, like, keeping the concentration, but she does roll her eyes.
Luma
03:15:20Yeah.
Temerity
03:15:20laughs
Luma
03:15:22Luma trying to figure out how to make this barrier, not to like protect for something, but because she wants to put it on a horizontal plane to make a trampoline.
Hazel
03:15:22game it.03:15:30Hee hee.
Temerity
03:15:30- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:15:30Um,
Hazel
03:15:32Time for more baseless conjecture.
Dungeon Master
03:15:36-
Luma
03:15:36I don’t know.
Iva
03:15:36I’ll see you next time.
Hazel
03:15:37the,03:15:38And.03:15:39Draconic runes being in silver03:15:42and being essentially like an extra ward on maybe the most locked door of all time.03:15:48makes me feel03:15:50like the03:15:53the this like magic ward place on the the.03:16:00that’s placed on the door was placed by the by the by the church, perhaps even.03:16:07Bahamut.03:16:08Uh, um,
Luma
03:16:11Churches never…
Hazel
03:16:11Perhaps.
Luma
03:16:13displayed like03:16:14this level of magic.03:16:16anywhere else, right?
Hazel
03:16:18silver flames.
Luma
03:16:20Well, yeah, but the Silver Flame wasn’t the church.
Hazel
03:16:20book.
Luma
03:16:21The Silver Flame was given to us by Muhammad.03:16:23I mean, like, has this church themselves ever, like, done big magic like this before?03:16:27This is more a question for Kat.
Dungeon Master
03:16:30If they have, you’re not aware of it.
Hazel
03:16:30I don’t think so.
Luma
03:16:32Yeah, okay.
Dungeon Master
03:16:33the03:16:34The…03:16:35The church doctrine is very focused on things like community and not very focused on things03:16:44like faith or magic based other than specifically the acts of Bahamut.
Luma
03:16:48Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:16:49ending with his death. There hasn’t been like a miracle03:16:53since Bahamut’s death,03:16:55other than the fact that people can be blessed03:16:57by the Silver Flame.03:16:58And that’s uniform.03:17:00Well, not uniform, the blessing can manifest differently,03:17:02but it’s like,03:17:03Yeah, you get to be a cleric, you get to be a paladin, you get an extra d6 radiant damage on your attacks, you get nothing, is like the range of it.
Luma
03:17:11laughs
Temerity
03:17:11Yeah.
Luma
03:17:12Okay.
Hazel
03:17:12Can I roll?03:17:14Um,
Dungeon Master
03:17:15No, what do you…
Hazel
03:17:15Because like,03:17:16I was going to say, can I roll Arcana to think of like03:17:22Because my thing is that specifically these runes are supposedly intraconic.
Dungeon Master
03:17:26Yes.
Hazel
03:17:26If it was a Dwarven enchantment,03:17:30They use Dwarven runes all the time in their crafting.
Dungeon Master
03:17:33Yes.
Hazel
03:17:33Well, why wouldn’t they just use the why, why, why wouldn’t they use Dwarven ruins for their, for their sigils?
Dungeon Master
03:17:38that’s03:17:39a totally reasonable conclusion if you want to come to it or have Hazel come to it.
Hazel
03:17:42Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:17:44And if you want to roll, that’s fine too.
Hazel
03:17:44Yeah.03:17:46Um, my like thought is that like,03:17:49Because if we think of the Silver Flame as a radius, and then we assume that, like,03:17:56I mean, there were cloakers and Darkmantles down here, supposedly the under dark.03:18:01is a place that exists.03:18:02I would imagine the Underdark would not be03:18:05would not be03:18:06Safe from the…03:18:09safe from the sorrow.
Dungeon Master
03:18:09Uh-huh.
Hazel
03:18:11So if something like this were to connect to it,
Dungeon Master
03:18:11That,
Luma
03:18:14Yeah.
Hazel
03:18:14cutting that off would be smart.
Dungeon Master
03:18:16That…
Luma
03:18:16Yeah, that’s true.
Dungeon Master
03:18:17That depends on a few things.03:18:20um,03:18:20Just radius-wise, at most, you guys are like a mile or two.03:18:24Actually, hold on.03:18:25Let me…03:18:28Let me…03:18:29Let me, let me check some math real quick.
Luma
03:18:32Thank you.03:18:33I definitely see where you’re going with that though, because if we assume that it’s a sphere,
Dungeon Master
03:18:34Uh,
Luma
03:18:37this is effectively it would puncture the sphere.
Dungeon Master
03:18:38Yes.
Luma
03:18:40unless
Dungeon Master
03:18:41Um,
Luma
03:18:42Underdark things get in.03:18:43So it’s definitely a good idea to block it.
Dungeon Master
03:18:44So,03:18:46Um, you guys here, Hazel, you suspect are about three miles.03:18:52below the surface of the earth.
Temerity
03:18:54Ha ha ha.
Hazel
03:18:55We’re really far down.
Dungeon Master
03:18:56you are really far down.
Temerity
03:18:56We’re real far down.
Luma
03:18:56here.03:18:57really far down.
Dungeon Master
03:18:58Um…03:19:00If it’s pure radius, there is no chance you are at the edge of the sphere.
Hazel
03:19:05Yeah.03:19:05Oh, yeah, I will say I don’t think we’re on the edge.03:19:08I just I mean, like.03:19:11This is a very big and very fortified gate that’s made of adamantium.03:19:15This would be a good ass place to put a ward down.
Dungeon Master
03:19:15Um,03:19:18Uh-huh.
Luma
03:19:18Well, that’s the thing. If this is a road,03:19:20it might extend beyond the radius of the protection.
Dungeon Master
03:19:23Yes.03:19:24The road, whatever is beyond this door03:19:27um,03:19:28for certain, could extend beyond the radius.03:19:30It’s also possible that, like with a lot of magic,03:19:33enough interfering material could dilute the effects.03:19:38It’s possible the Silver Flame’s light, despite the radius covering it, does not reach through three miles of rock.
Hazel
03:19:45True, a lot of things don’t, a lot of magic effects don’t work through lead.
Temerity
03:19:49Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:19:49um,
Hazel
03:19:49Uh, I think.
Iva
03:19:51That’s exemplified by the lead law.
Temerity
03:19:54Yeah.
Luma
03:19:55That meant deep.03:19:56Yeah.
Hazel
03:19:57um,03:20:00So yeah, it could be that like03:20:02the magic is not as good when it’s literally just hard-ass material.
Rhysaene
03:20:07Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:20:07is very possible.
Hazel
03:20:08Thank you.03:20:09Um,
Dungeon Master
03:20:09um,
Luma
03:20:10Cast a spell magic on it.
Hazel
03:20:11There’s also my…
Luma
03:20:11I want to see you roll against like a 10th level spell.
Hazel
03:20:14And get fucking…
Luma
03:20:15Thank you.
Hazel
03:20:16It’s gonna be like when you fucking…03:20:18Like, fuck with Black at Baldur’s Gate 3.03:20:20I’m gonna die.
Dungeon Master
03:20:21I…
Iva
03:20:22Good.
Dungeon Master
03:20:22I want to say, if you want to try casting Dispel Magic on it, you’re welcome to.
Luma
03:20:22Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:20:27In your mind, the worst thing that can happen to you is that I fuck with you in some way.03:20:32There’s some kind of backlash.03:20:34No, the spell’s too strong.03:20:35No.
Luma
03:20:36No, the worst thing is that it succeeds.
Dungeon Master
03:20:36the worst thing is that you do it.
Luma
03:20:39Yeah, no, absolutely.
Hazel
03:20:39Yeah.03:20:40Hazel…
Luma
03:20:41Yeah.
Hazel
03:20:41Hazel can…03:20:43Mm-hmm.03:20:44as much.
Dungeon Master
03:20:44But then I can describe it and that’ll be sick.03:20:46So do it.
Luma
03:20:47Hehehehe.
Hazel
03:20:47as much good.
Temerity
03:20:47Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
03:20:48Bye.
Hazel
03:20:49As much as I would love for Hazel to dismantle an enchant, like an abjuration that she03:20:56thinks was made by a literal God.03:20:59Hazel also knows that this is probably like03:21:03As much as Hazel is like a little distrusting of the church, Hazel also realizes that the church is very helpful.03:21:08And then Hazel also realizes that the Silver Flame literally does the good thing.03:21:14So she’s going to be like, if Bahamut put this down…
Temerity
03:21:15Uh-uh.
Hazel
03:21:18I’m gonna trust him.
Temerity
03:21:20laughter
Dungeon Master
03:21:20Um,
Temerity
03:21:21I’m going to trust that he had some good attention with this shit.
Rhysaene
03:21:21Yeah.
Hazel
03:21:23Now, here’s my out of the fucking left field, incredibly insane hypothesis.
Dungeon Master
03:21:23- Yeah.
Hazel
03:21:33Um, that, uh,03:21:35probably03:21:36It’s, this is me just thinking because it would go hard.03:21:42Um, this is where, this is where the elders exodus, they went through this door into the deep roads.
Temerity
03:21:47Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:21:51That.
Hazel
03:21:52And then they close the door behind them.
Dungeon Master
03:21:52is03:21:54that is very out of left field, but there are firsthand accounts that contradict that.
Iva
03:21:54Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:22:00Luma is privy to one such account.
Hazel
03:22:02Yes.03:22:03But they could be lying.
Iva
03:22:04They could have been lying.
Temerity
03:22:05Yeah.
Luma
03:22:06I am?03:22:07Which one do I have?
Dungeon Master
03:22:07Yeah.03:22:08Mathas watched his father leave and literally just watched him walk out.
Luma
03:22:11Hey, this one.03:22:13Okay.03:22:14Okay, I’ll just make it Jerry.
Hazel
03:22:14Yeah.
Luma
03:22:14Cool, cool, cool.03:22:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.03:22:16No, they just walked off into the fucking woods.
Hazel
03:22:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luma
03:22:18Like,03:22:20- Yeah.
Temerity
03:22:20Yeah.
Hazel
03:22:20um,
Luma
03:22:20Um…
Hazel
03:22:20That’s why it was the left field.
Luma
03:22:23Yeah, no. Well, yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:22:23Uh-huh.03:22:24That would be fucked.
Iva
03:22:25-
Dungeon Master
03:22:26To the deep roads, all of you.
Luma
03:22:26That would be crazy.
Temerity
03:22:29-
Luma
03:22:30Um,
Iva
03:22:31Wait, this is juice!
Luma
03:22:31I have a…03:22:34I have an incredibly important question that we can literally cannot get the answer to right now, but I feel like I have to ask it anyway.03:22:39Why the fuck do the Tarnar Syndicate have a map to this place?
Temerity
03:22:41Yeah, no, 100%.
Hazel
03:22:43Yeah, truth.
Luma
03:22:43Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:22:43Right, literally.
Dungeon Master
03:22:43That’s,03:22:44That’s very true. And since you asked that question, what does the end of the map say?
Hazel
03:22:51Yes, I was going to say, we should look for…
Luma
03:22:51Oh, shit.03:22:53Shit.03:22:58Are they using a turnstone to get through the barrier?
Hazel
03:23:02I was going to say, we should look for that warping in the film.
Rhysaene
03:23:04Thank you.
Luma
03:23:06Yeah.
Hazel
03:23:07Because this is a very, very, like,
Dungeon Master
03:23:08E.
Hazel
03:23:10elegantly made room.
Luma
03:23:12Luma starts looking for distortions in the walls.
Dungeon Master
03:23:12give03:23:14I want to be clear, Luma, first of all.03:23:17You did not find that door because you detected the distortion.03:23:21That is the lie you told the dwarf you met.03:23:23You only found that door because you used your wand of secrets.
Luma
03:23:28Oh, right.03:23:28Yeah, you’re right. Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:23:29Um,
Iva
03:23:30I was believing this lies.
Dungeon Master
03:23:30So, but that, that.03:23:33That’s just like a clarifying thing.
Luma
03:23:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:23:35Um,03:23:36You all want to look around. I would like03:23:39um, investing.
Luma
03:23:40Well,03:23:42clear. I only knew the location of03:23:44existed within 60 feet of me and the direction i did find the location03:23:49because it was03:23:50more worked stone, right?
Dungeon Master
03:23:52Well,03:23:53That’s fair.
Iva
03:23:55The truth and the lie.
Dungeon Master
03:23:57It,03:23:58It is one of those, you know, the…03:24:01You know, the thing from, um,
Luma
03:24:01I can…
Dungeon Master
03:24:04from the critical role calamity thing or whatever,03:24:07the way Brennan describes detecting an invisible creature.
Rhysaene
03:24:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:24:11as seeing the pupil,03:24:15which has to remain visible so light can pass into it.
Luma
03:24:18Yeah, the fucking…03:24:19hardest scene in the entire campaign.
Dungeon Master
03:24:22It is…
Luma
03:24:23Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:24:23It was a thing like that where it was like the uncanny set of circumstances allowed you to do a virtually impossible thing.
Luma
03:24:31Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:24:31Uh,03:24:31The turnstone03:24:34is something that it doesn’t disrupt the stone until it’s activated.03:24:37But there is detectable magic.03:24:39You detected it because it was awesome,
Luma
03:24:40Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:24:42and you did a bunch of right things in the right order at the right time.
Luma
03:24:45Okay, fair enough.03:24:46OK.
Dungeon Master
03:24:47Um,03:24:48But you know that the wand of secrets will get it if you’re close enough, and there’s an active one.03:24:53However, you are also free to look for other signs, other things, that sort of thing, before deciding to start popping those.
Luma
03:25:01Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:25:03Yeah.
Luma
03:25:03Yeah.03:25:04I’ve only got one charge today, so we got to try and narrow it down to 60 feet radius.
Dungeon Master
03:25:06Exactly.
Luma
03:25:10Um,
Dungeon Master
03:25:10So if.
Luma
03:25:12So yeah, I’m just gonna start looking.
Dungeon Master
03:25:14investigation.
Luma
03:25:14What do you wish?
Rhysaene
03:25:15You also have flies, so you can neem around.
Dungeon Master
03:25:17You were…
Luma
03:25:18Oh, yeah. Luma zooms.
Dungeon Master
03:25:18You’re at the edge of that.03:25:20So just bear that in mind.03:25:22Lumizooms.
Luma
03:25:22No, Luma…03:25:25moves about03:25:27like two feet above the ground at 60 feet,03:25:30zooming around as fast as you can all the way up until that spell ends.03:25:33And then she bips it.
Temerity
03:25:36He, he, he, he.
Hazel
03:25:37Mmm.
Luma
03:25:39All right.
Hazel
03:25:41man.
Temerity
03:25:43Oh, and first.
Hazel
03:25:43I need to get more divination spells.
Temerity
03:25:45investigation.
Luma
03:25:46Perfect.
Iva
03:25:46So it’s investigation for everyone.
Hazel
03:25:48supposed to be a witch.
Luma
03:25:49Oh,
Dungeon Master
03:25:49It’s…
Luma
03:25:50Wait!
Dungeon Master
03:25:50I will.
Luma
03:25:52Oh.03:25:53Thank you for reminding me.03:25:54I could cast locate object.
Temerity
03:25:57Yeah.
Hazel
03:25:59- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:25:59Thank you.03:26:01Um,
Luma
03:26:03after that spell now, uh, sorry. Um,
Dungeon Master
03:26:09I would prefer it if we didn’t have five people just spamming investigation rolls, so…03:26:14Luma for sure investigating, I would imagine Hazel’s03:26:17perceptioning, people are welcome to help. People are welcome to, um,
Iva
03:26:22I thought would help Hazel.
Dungeon Master
03:26:22do other useful things.
Hazel
03:26:25Right.03:26:26And I’m like, I’m at a loss for what Hazel will percept, because like my idea of like, oh, maybe looking for like, maybe trying to see like a,03:26:35like a03:26:36like a drafty place or something, but the turnstones worked so well that like03:26:41pretty much imperceptible.03:26:43I’m still going to roll perception.
Dungeon Master
03:26:44That, and you all know for a fact, turnstones are portable devices.03:26:48They are not…03:26:49permanent secret doors.
Temerity
03:26:51Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:26:53If they were using them here, it doesn’t necessarily mean they’d leave one here.
Hazel
03:26:57Yeah.03:26:58Exactly.03:27:00Um,
Luma
03:27:00I rolled a 23 on my investigation.
Dungeon Master
03:27:02It’s a very good investigation.
Hazel
03:27:03Six. Oh, God. Okay. I’m not going to. I’m not.03:27:07saying this to be glib.03:27:09I rolled a six plus seven, so 13.
Iva
03:27:11I was helping you.
Dungeon Master
03:27:12Take seven.03:27:14I’m sure you have advantage.
Luma
03:27:15Oh, great.
Hazel
03:27:16Oh.
Luma
03:27:16You got help from, have you?03:27:17All right, bud.
Iva
03:27:18I will always help it.
Hazel
03:27:21And then rolled a five, so six plus seven.
Dungeon Master
03:27:23Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:27:24All right.
Dungeon Master
03:27:25Um,
Temerity
03:27:25Good.
Dungeon Master
03:27:26Hazel, you look around
Iva
03:27:26Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:27:28You find the things that, like, essentially have already been pointed out.03:27:32The two nearest pillars have these big, like…03:27:36slots for something that is four pronged, very similar to the keyholes, but03:27:41on a larger scale.03:27:43Um,03:27:44You don’t really find it. You certainly don’t find any drafts.03:27:48or anything like that, but you do find something odd03:27:52that I will get back to in a minute because it’s more fun this way. Luma!03:27:59You with your 23.
Luma
03:27:59Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:28:01Do not find a secret door. You do not find a03:28:05Tarnar Turnstone.03:28:07Well, you don’t find a whole one.03:28:09what you find is shards of brass on the wall.03:28:14over here. Yeah, right here.03:28:19I will, where’s Luma?03:28:21You find shards of brass scattered around the wall.03:28:24little bits of shattered, fragmented brass scattered in an…03:28:32a radiating pattern, and scorch marks in a circle on the wall.
Luma
03:28:41I had to use a turnstone and it exploded.
Dungeon Master
03:28:46You do know that a turnstone when depleted will explode.
Hazel
03:28:50- Yes.
Dungeon Master
03:28:52Um,03:28:54But that’s what you find.03:28:56uh,03:28:57So03:28:58At some point, someone used a turnstone here and used it up.03:29:03Hazel.03:29:04You don’t find any of the things you are looking for, but you do find something that bothers you.
Iva
03:29:09What a poor time for cat to cut out.
Dungeon Master
03:29:09um,03:29:12Why did I cut out? I didn’t cut out. You cut out.
Hazel
03:29:12No.03:29:13She didn’t cut out.
Temerity
03:29:13No.03:29:14Yeah, you’re good.
Luma
03:29:15Yeah, you’re good.
Iva
03:29:15Oh, I got it.
Luma
03:29:16Yeah, you cut out.
Dungeon Master
03:29:16Um,03:29:17You do start to find things that bother you, Hazel.03:29:20The first of which is03:29:23is03:29:24the tail and back left leg of a giant rat.
Hazel
03:29:29Oh.
Iva
03:29:32That’s weird.
Dungeon Master
03:29:33The next thing you find, which03:29:36is even more unsettling our collections of webbing.
Hazel
03:29:40Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:29:41running from the pillars on the right side of the room.
Hazel
03:29:44She love.
Dungeon Master
03:29:46to Shelob.03:29:47But the third thing is still the second thing.03:29:51This web is a little odd.03:29:54It was very difficult to see at first.03:29:57Even with darkvision, even for someone who has03:30:01Pracked giant spiders to make sure that they don’t cause…03:30:05any trouble. And as you get closer,03:30:08Um,03:30:09The web, now that you’re looking at it,03:30:12in the dark appears to have03:30:15a faint03:30:16to it, a faint03:30:19Pale-ish, blue-ish green glow.03:30:22and it has a sort of rippling light that traverses it.03:30:29Um,03:30:29and a strange,03:30:32wispy translucence.03:30:35And as you look upon this unusual web, a web…03:30:41different from any spider you’ve seen.03:30:43You03:30:44here.03:30:45pop.03:30:46Pop, pop, pop.03:30:47as…03:30:48See ya.03:30:49Large.03:30:51Spiders, blue-green in color, appear out of thin air.
Rhysaene
03:30:56Oh.
Hazel
03:30:57Oh, Phase Spiders. Oh, fuck!
Iva
03:30:57Oh,03:30:59-03:31:02gonna get bit by a spider.
Luma
03:31:02This place fucking sucks!
Hazel
03:31:03Yeah.
Temerity
03:31:05Yeah.
Hazel
03:31:05Fucking…
Luma
03:31:05- Yeah.
Hazel
03:31:07Cat just went into the BC area control habitat under dark and was like, yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:31:15habitat. Well, no, there’s a very specific reason it’s phase spiders and not any of the other habitat under darkers.
Iva
03:31:17Thank you.
Hazel
03:31:24because they went through the…
Dungeon Master
03:31:25Because they can get through the stone…
Hazel
03:31:26they could go through the fucking03:31:28uh,
Iva
03:31:31Stupid spiders.
Hazel
03:31:31I was half expecting a dry to come down and like,
Dungeon Master
03:31:31and03:31:34He, uh,
Hazel
03:31:34Fuck and like shit talk.
Rhysaene
03:31:35Thanks.
Dungeon Master
03:31:35That would be crazy.
Temerity
03:31:37Uh,
Luma
03:31:38I wonder if the Tarnar people intended on trying to get through and, like, couldn’t wait the time because the spiders attacked him and they dreaded.03:31:47pop it early and it exploded.
Hazel
03:31:49Tch!
Temerity
03:31:50laughs
Hazel
03:31:52Oh gosh.
Temerity
03:31:52Yeah.03:31:53Maybe.
Hazel
03:31:55Hazel yells out for the rest of the party and, uh,03:31:59laughs03:32:01She’s just like, guys, we…03:32:03Have…03:32:04that.03:32:05That’s,03:32:06Spiders.03:32:07Dad.
Iva
03:32:09Why are they blue?
Luma
03:32:09Huh?
Hazel
03:32:09I don’t really know.
Luma
03:32:11They’re so big.
Dungeon Master
03:32:12roll your initiatives and put them in the chat.
Hazel
03:32:12- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:32:16Unfortunately, you are all quite surprised.03:32:19Well, no, I guess Hazel did see them.
Luma
03:32:20Do not…
Rhysaene
03:32:20Ooh.
Dungeon Master
03:32:21You don’t have to roll a disadvantage.
Luma
03:32:24Do not forget.
Temerity
03:32:24Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:32:24Hazel did detect their symptoms.
Luma
03:32:28Do not forget your D4 for initiative.
Iva
03:32:28What aren’t we forgetting?
Dungeon Master
03:32:291d4 for everyone.
Iva
03:32:29D4.
Hazel
03:32:32Oh my God.03:32:36I rolled two ones.
Luma
03:32:38Oh,
Temerity
03:32:39laughs
Dungeon Master
03:32:39Oh my god.
Hazel
03:32:41Oh.
Temerity
03:32:42laughs
Rhysaene
03:32:42Thank you.
Hazel
03:32:43I got a four total.03:32:46.
Temerity
03:32:46you
Luma
03:32:48What was the other spell you cast, Aev?
Rhysaene
03:32:51Well, we didn’t get everything back, did we?
Hazel
03:32:55Then in short rest.
Luma
03:32:55We didn’t take a rest. We didn’t rest.
Rhysaene
03:32:57Yeah.
Luma
03:32:57You’re a… My bad. Probably should have done that.
Rhysaene
03:33:02on the warlock.
Hazel
03:33:03it.
Luma
03:33:04I thought we,
Hazel
03:33:04Yeah, that’s not sure everything might fuck up.03:33:07Iva is Iva risked quite a bit.
Iva
03:33:10I’m fine.
Luma
03:33:10I thought we did.
Hazel
03:33:12Nah, we were talking about it, but
Rhysaene
03:33:12It’s okay.
Luma
03:33:12My bad.03:33:15I think we ended the session early.
Hazel
03:33:15I thought.
Dungeon Master
03:33:15You do.
Hazel
03:33:16I’ve I thought.03:33:18Bruce was asking for a short rest when all he wanted was the second.
Luma
03:33:23- Yeah, we totally should have and could have
Iva
03:33:23- Yeah.
Temerity
03:33:23Yeah.
Luma
03:33:25short roasted after the,
Rhysaene
03:33:27It’s okay. I got Eldritch Blast. I’m fine.
Luma
03:33:27Cloaker fight.
Hazel
03:33:30- Thank you.
Luma
03:33:31Yeah.
Temerity
03:33:31He, he, he, he, he.
Hazel
03:33:32We’ll remember for next time.
Luma
03:33:34New.
Iva
03:33:36It’s okay, I didn’t use my action surge last fight.
Hazel
03:33:36I have my new spells.
Dungeon Master
03:33:36Okay.
Luma
03:33:40laughs
Dungeon Master
03:33:41Alright, let’s see.
Temerity
03:33:43I’m in such a terrible spot.
Hazel
03:33:43my new third one.
Luma
03:33:43I’m all alone over here in the corner.03:33:45I gotta get to the group.
Iva
03:33:47You’re furthest away from the face spiders, which means you’re in most danger.
Temerity
03:33:47Yeah.
Luma
03:33:48Uh.03:33:50what do you mean there’s one over here he’s gonna get me
Iva
03:33:54Others.
Luma
03:33:55Yeah, there’s
Iva
03:33:55I was like…
Dungeon Master
03:33:56I’m actually gonna…
Temerity
03:33:56Editors for…
Iva
03:33:58I was like, you referred this away, which makes you the most in danger, though.
Dungeon Master
03:33:58I don’t need to have English.
Rhysaene
03:34:01Thank you.
Iva
03:34:02It was just face spiders.
Dungeon Master
03:34:02Those guys really both roll a 20. That’s crazy.
Rhysaene
03:34:06Okay, so Ayo, we’re going to look at this spider down near us, and we’re going to fucking blast it, okay?03:34:14Just me, me, me, right, we’re going to focus fire, we’re going to blast it.
Luma
03:34:14Okay. Okay.03:34:18Okay, okay, okay.
Dungeon Master
03:34:19All right.
Iva
03:34:19and I started blasting.
Dungeon Master
03:34:20Um,
Luma
03:34:21That’s the way I start blasting.
Dungeon Master
03:34:22We will start with Temerity. You tied with two of the spiders, so I’m letting you go first.03:34:27However, I need to pee, so we will do a very short break first.
Rhysaene
03:34:31Okay.
Temerity
03:34:31Okay.
Luma
03:34:33Good idea, I’ll be right back to you.
Iva
03:34:33God, I can’t believe she has to pee.
Rhysaene
03:34:36Thank you.
Luma
03:34:36All right.
Rhysaene
03:34:36Wait, oh my god, I get two beams now.
Hazel
03:34:41try out my newfangled third level spell.
Rhysaene
03:34:44Yay!
Temerity
03:34:46He he he.03:34:47I get to actually use adrenaline rush.
Rhysaene
03:34:51Yeah.
Iva
03:34:51You know what I got for fifth level?03:34:56Nothing.
Hazel
03:34:56It’s extra attack, right?
Iva
03:34:58I just got extra attack, yeah, but every Marshall gets it.
Hazel
03:35:00Just got extra attack.
Iva
03:35:02Yeah, every Marshall gets that.
Rhysaene
03:35:03- Yeah.
Hazel
03:35:06That’s awesome.03:35:07What do you mean?
Iva
03:35:08Every Marshall got that.
Rhysaene
03:35:08Thank you.
Hazel
03:35:12So every,
Iva
03:35:13I didn’t get any fun class things.
Hazel
03:35:14Every.
Rhysaene
03:35:15That’s like four attacks for you on an action search.
Hazel
03:35:18Thank you.03:35:19Every full caster gets third level spells.
Iva
03:35:20Okay.
Hazel
03:35:21It’s still a big thing.03:35:22Like…03:35:24Yeah.
Iva
03:35:24-03:35:25Ah, spells are creative and interesting.03:35:29I’ll say it one more time.
Hazel
03:35:29chose to play a fighter.
Iva
03:35:31Yeah.03:35:34- Yeah.03:35:36When she won’t let me just complain, I need to quantify my complaints.
Hazel
03:35:41Yes.03:35:42We complain so much.
Iva
03:35:42It’s only so upsetting because I have such cool things coming up later.
Temerity
03:35:47Thank you.
Hazel
03:35:47- Dude.
Iva
03:35:51I’m only so disappointed because I’m so excited.
Temerity
03:36:02Damn.
Hazel
03:36:59I guess while we’re waiting, I need to grab all the dice that I’ll be using in combat.03:37:05Thank you.
Temerity
03:37:05Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:37:05Get that eyes.
Rhysaene
03:37:32I mean, I say, like, running on a spouse is just, like, an issue for me, but, like, it’s not that bad, like…03:37:40I still got some shit in the tank.
Hazel
03:37:43Yeah.
Luma
03:37:43Yeah.
Temerity
03:37:43And…
Hazel
03:37:44I mean,03:37:47Even when they’re out of spell slots, Warlocks can still go for a good while because they do just have like…
Rhysaene
03:37:53Yeah.
Hazel
03:37:54The fuck?03:37:55Yeah.03:37:55Go fuck yourself.03:37:58cantrip that they can like put a million things into.
Rhysaene
03:38:01Yeah.
Temerity
03:38:01Hehehehe, uh…
Hazel
03:38:04my beloved.
Luma
03:38:04if you’re03:38:05If you’re casting leveled spells as a warlock in a combat, that’s…03:38:09Probably not for the best.
Rhysaene
03:38:11Yeah.
Hazel
03:38:13Unless you’re just deciding to like nuke someone with a scorching ray, it’s just like, you know, you could just Eldritch Blaster.
Luma
03:38:18- Yeah.
Hazel
03:38:20That’s it.
Rhysaene
03:38:20I…
Luma
03:38:20I don’t know.
Temerity
03:38:20Okay.
Rhysaene
03:38:21I mean, I got good reasons to use Spell Slots in combat.
Iva
03:38:21for the same effectiveness.
Dungeon Master
03:38:25I’m back.
Temerity
03:38:27Welcome back.
Luma
03:38:28Welcome back.
Dungeon Master
03:38:28We start with Temerity. What’s up?
Temerity
03:38:30Oh,03:38:34Oh, okay.03:38:35I thought you were asking somebody specific. Sorry.
Luma
03:38:35Yeah.
Temerity
03:38:38Um…
Luma
03:38:40Yeah, you…
Iva
03:38:41- That’s great.
Temerity
03:38:42Okay.
Luma
03:38:42laughter
Temerity
03:38:49Yeah, Temerity…03:38:51- Punt seeing, uh,03:38:55I’ve seen these things pop into thin air.03:38:58It’s just like, oh fuck, all right, time to act.03:39:00And immediately just03:39:04fucking darts as fast as possible.03:39:08to, I don’t know, should I tangle up03:39:11Uh…
Luma
03:39:11Go for the three. We got the one.
Temerity
03:39:13Alright, alright. Yeah, Temerity just darts as fast as possible to the largest group of enemies that they can see.03:39:20And just like wallops their fucking mall right into Phase Spider four.
Luma
03:39:26Face Battle 1’s about to face the firing squad over here.
Dungeon Master
03:39:26Space spider.03:39:28Bye.03:39:30Give it what you got.
Temerity
03:39:34All right.03:39:35I unfortunately used my bonus action to do that dash, but I wanted to make sure I was in the shit.03:39:44so here we go03:39:47Mike.03:39:4817 plus.03:39:51724 to hit.
Dungeon Master
03:39:5424 will hit.03:39:58a phased spider.
Temerity
03:39:59All right.03:40:00Space fighter.03:40:02Speed phase spider for.
Luma
03:40:05I speak to you.
Temerity
03:40:06Well…03:40:08Okay.03:40:10Five.03:40:11Was.
Iva
03:40:14spooter of the phase.
Temerity
03:40:15That’ll be nine bludgeoning damage against Phase Fighter IV.
Dungeon Master
03:40:20One second, sorry.03:40:27Uh…03:40:41Mm-mm.03:40:52No, no, no.03:40:56How much against who?
Temerity
03:40:59A nine bludgeoning damage against phase spider four.
Dungeon Master
03:41:05Okay.
Temerity
03:41:07And03:41:11just to03:41:16I don’t take any penalty.03:41:20Does…03:41:21Throwing a weapon in melee with a different creature provoking an attack of opportunity?
Dungeon Master
03:41:27No, but you will be at disadvantage.
Temerity
03:41:29Okay.03:41:38Okay.03:41:39Yeah.03:41:39Fuck it. I’m just trying to get their attention.03:41:42uh,03:41:43The Miradious going to throw their hand axe at Phase Spider 3.
Dungeon Master
03:41:49Okay.
Temerity
03:41:57“Uh…03:41:59I think.03:42:00goodness.03:42:01That’s so high. 20 to hit.
Dungeon Master
03:42:0620 will hit.
Temerity
03:42:08All right.03:42:11It will take.03:42:13Seven damage. Flashing.
Dungeon Master
03:42:18seven slash on which one?
Temerity
03:42:21Space fighter three.
Dungeon Master
03:42:24minus seven.
Temerity
03:42:26And Temerity will just shout like, come on!03:42:28Pay attention to me!
Dungeon Master
03:42:30Thank you.
Temerity
03:42:35Don’t hurt my friends, please.
Iva
03:42:37Gosh, Charity, you’re such a pick-me.
Dungeon Master
03:42:39Zett, Temerity’s turn.
Temerity
03:42:41That would be Temerity’s turn, yeah.03:42:44Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, sorry.03:42:45PhaseBiter 4.03:42:47If it can be knocked prone… I almost forgot. If it can be knocked prone…03:42:54has to make a constitution saving throw of DC 14.
Dungeon Master
03:43:03And03:43:04AC 14.03:43:06or phase spider four.03:43:08Constitution. It’s so weird that that’s not strength.
Temerity
03:43:12I know.
Dungeon Master
03:43:12It rules a natural six and it does not make the save, so it is prone.
Temerity
03:43:16Yes.03:43:17I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:43:19Oh, 1d4.03:43:26T.03:43:29We come to phase spider one.03:43:36What can you do?03:43:38You are not super fast.03:43:43uh,03:43:48can do dumb things.03:43:51do very dumb things.03:43:54But it can get to Luma, so it doesn’t-- oh, man.03:43:56Phase Spiders are going to fucking suck, guys.
Rhysaene
03:43:59Oh no.
Temerity
03:44:00Oh,
Dungeon Master
03:44:01It rushes Luma.
Luma
03:44:01Okay, good.
Dungeon Master
03:44:04and attempts to bite.
Luma
03:44:06Uh…
Dungeon Master
03:44:08It rolls a natural six on its first attack.
Rhysaene
03:44:11Ooh.
Dungeon Master
03:44:11for a total of 11.
Luma
03:44:14Now that misses…
Dungeon Master
03:44:15And a natural 4 on the second attack!
Rhysaene
03:44:18or
Dungeon Master
03:44:19That’s incredibly lucky. Unfortunately,
Luma
03:44:22Luma hits the deck.
Dungeon Master
03:44:24This spider appears, rushes you, bites at you twice, you kind of duck under it.
Luma
03:44:24Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:44:29And then the spider vanishes.
Temerity
03:44:32Yeah.
Luma
03:44:33I think I’m hallucinating.
Temerity
03:44:33Puck-ass.03:44:36But I think…03:44:37I guess space spiders.
Dungeon Master
03:44:42Phase Spider 2.03:44:47Mm-hmm.03:44:56Okay, Spider 2.03:44:59Rushes for Temerity.03:45:02No, actually, Facebiter 2 vanishes immediately.
Temerity
03:45:09Oh.03:45:09laughs
Iva
03:45:12Yeah.
Luma
03:45:13They’re disappearing.
Dungeon Master
03:45:21Luma, it is your turn.
Luma
03:45:24Oh man, well there goes my entire plan.
Iva
03:45:25That’s a good sign.
Luma
03:45:29Luma is going to…03:45:3645 feet, perfect. 5, 10, 15, teleport to Rhys’s side.03:45:43Um…
Rhysaene
03:45:45Oh, are you there?
Luma
03:45:46Hello.03:45:49Uh, that’s a range on faerie fire.
Dungeon Master
03:45:50Thank you.
Luma
03:45:5660 feet.
Dungeon Master
03:45:57the
Luma
03:46:04Oh, too far.03:46:05Oh.03:46:06Not…03:46:07Technically too far.03:46:10The range of a spell is…03:46:13only applies to like the corner of the spell, right?03:46:15So like,03:46:18If I--
Dungeon Master
03:46:18Which spell?
Luma
03:46:20faerie fire.
Dungeon Master
03:46:21How big is it?
Luma
03:46:2220 foot radius or cube.
Dungeon Master
03:46:2420 foot cube.
Luma
03:46:25So like if I…
Dungeon Master
03:46:26Thank you.
Luma
03:46:27Oops, I can cast it 60 feet.
Dungeon Master
03:46:29Yes.
Luma
03:46:30to like here and put the corner of it03:46:34and then go up a square.03:46:37Like that?
Dungeon Master
03:46:38Yes.03:46:38Yes.
Luma
03:46:40So I could hit Phase Spider for…
Dungeon Master
03:46:40You can do that.
Luma
03:46:44Um…03:46:47Puck.03:46:48- Oh.03:46:48Uh…03:47:01You know what? No, I’m going to shoot him.03:47:03draws her gun.03:47:05and levels it at that03:47:08that fuck boy over there.03:47:10and writes to whom it may concern on a bullet,03:47:14loads it and fires it in a blast of golden radiance.03:47:18explodes out of the end of her gun.03:47:20Thank you.03:47:21Oh.03:47:28plus eight for this hit. So does a03:47:3222 hit?
Dungeon Master
03:47:3622 will for sure hit.03:47:39Yeah.
Luma
03:47:40uh…03:47:45And then a d6.
Dungeon Master
03:47:50I will also point out that Phase Spider 1 looked bigger than the others.
Luma
03:47:55Oh,03:47:56Luma does 17 radiant damage to face better four.
Dungeon Master
03:48:02HP.03:48:04Space Fighter 4 is prone. Did you factor that in?
Luma
03:48:09Nope.03:48:10I shoot Phase Spider 3 instead.
Dungeon Master
03:48:13That’s fine.03:48:143 takes 17 points of damage.03:48:18It is bloodied.
Luma
03:48:20um,03:48:21to risk missing my shot for that.03:48:23I’m going to move this out of the way because I will probably need it again, but…
Temerity
03:48:23Yeah.
Luma
03:48:26Don’t want to wrap.03:48:28All right, that’s my turn.
Dungeon Master
03:48:31That’s Luma.03:48:34That guy got fucked up.
Temerity
03:48:36I did get fucked up.
Luma
03:48:37blast. So anyway, I started blasting.
Dungeon Master
03:48:38No worries.
Rhysaene
03:48:40Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:48:41This is why they use their bullshit tactic.03:48:44’cause otherwise they get exploded!
Luma
03:48:44Yeah.03:48:47Thank you.
Temerity
03:48:47laughs03:48:51God damn it.
Luma
03:48:53Bullshit tactic is fucking bullshit.
Dungeon Master
03:48:56At least they can’t drag you.
Temerity
03:48:57- Yeah.
Luma
03:48:59True.03:49:00take us into the fucking ethereal plane and then leave us there.
Temerity
03:49:04Hehehehe.
Luma
03:49:04So how did you…
Hazel
03:49:04Uh,
Dungeon Master
03:49:04Yeah, fourth…
Hazel
03:49:05Yeah.
Luma
03:49:06How did you lose your character?03:49:08Well, I didn’t technically lose them.03:49:09They’re just on the back burner until we can save them from a different plane of existence.
Temerity
03:49:12laughs
Hazel
03:49:13This is…
Dungeon Master
03:49:13If they’re alive, I think they’re wandering in the Underdark, in the ethereal planet.
Luma
03:49:13.
Iva
03:49:13Excellent.
Hazel
03:49:19This is another beautifully…03:49:21created encounter to piss off03:49:23someone whose entire class03:49:25mechanic is faerie fire because these things03:49:27go invisible but they actually don’t. They go03:49:29into a different dimension.
Luma
03:49:30Yeah.03:49:32Yeah, I’m trying to keep an optimistic mind right about now.
Dungeon Master
03:49:34you’ve been
Hazel
03:49:36-
Dungeon Master
03:49:36When they reappear, they will still be fairy fired and you will still have advantage to hit them.
Luma
03:49:40that.
Temerity
03:49:41That’s true.
Luma
03:49:41I am on suicide watch.
Temerity
03:49:44laughing
Luma
03:49:45Thank you.03:49:46- Yeah.
Hazel
03:49:47That was my thought immediately when you said faerie fire.
Temerity
03:49:47Fuck ass face spiders.
Hazel
03:49:49And I was like, I don’t know.
Luma
03:49:50Thank you.
Hazel
03:49:52I mean, it’s a good idea. I like that vantage, but…
Rhysaene
03:49:52Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:49:52I don’t think that’s what I do.
Temerity
03:49:57Fuck out, space spiders.
Hazel
03:49:59I don’t know, I have an idea, but it’s gonna be, it’s like not the, it’s not the optimal idea, but it’s aura farming and that’s kind of the part, the whole point of D&D.
Rhysaene
03:50:06Yeah.
Luma
03:50:06Hell yeah.
Temerity
03:50:06Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
03:50:07- Thank you. - Yeah.
Iva
03:50:07That is the ultimate idea is the aura farm.
Luma
03:50:08Or a farm on the face spiders.03:50:15That’s really important information. This barrier does not cross planes.
Dungeon Master
03:50:21or it doesn’t extend past the door.
Luma
03:50:24Ah, that’s even more important information.03:50:26We could dig around the barriers.
Hazel
03:50:28Hehehehe.
Luma
03:50:28- Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:50:29Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:50:29- -
Rhysaene
03:50:31they talk to Greek.
Hazel
03:50:31true get get those adamantine axes clanking03:50:34yeah
Luma
03:50:34Yeah.
Temerity
03:50:34I know.
Rhysaene
03:50:38They dug too greedily. They dug too deep.
Dungeon Master
03:50:44What is risk doing?
Rhysaene
03:50:45Um,03:50:47Oh, it’s my turn. Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:50:47Well, she probably needs a map if you haven’t.
Rhysaene
03:50:50Yeah.
Luma
03:50:51blast them.
Rhysaene
03:50:51Which one of these fuckers is still alive?
Temerity
03:50:52I’ll send another one.
Rhysaene
03:50:52Which one of these fuckers is still in the…
Iva
03:50:54All of them.
Temerity
03:50:56Let’s see.
Rhysaene
03:50:56- Round.
Temerity
03:50:57I’ll send it to you.03:50:59There you go.
Luma
03:51:00I mean…03:51:04Phase Spider three is the most injured and absolutely within your range.03:51:08You should totally just fucking kill him.03:51:09Phase Spider four is prone.
Temerity
03:51:10Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
03:51:11- Thank you.03:51:11Yes.03:51:12Um…03:51:17Yeah, I’ll just blast from a distance.03:51:21with Eldritch Blast.
Luma
03:51:22have later.
Dungeon Master
03:51:22- You puke.
Luma
03:51:23Hell yeah.
Rhysaene
03:51:24And because I’m level five, I get two.
Dungeon Master
03:51:26- Yep, you did too.
Rhysaene
03:51:27I get two.
Luma
03:51:31Level five is the damage output doubler.
Rhysaene
03:51:34Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:51:35- Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:51:35We don’t have any advantage on it or anything, right?
Dungeon Master
03:51:39No.
Luma
03:51:39No.
Rhysaene
03:51:41So,
Luma
03:51:42He was too far away for me to faerie fire, unfortunately.
Rhysaene
03:51:43Yeah.03:51:44Bust beam.03:51:45is03:51:47A natural 19 plus 7.
Dungeon Master
03:51:50That will hit.
Rhysaene
03:51:51Uh…03:51:52I don’t have any extra damage or anything.03:51:54Oh, I’ll just do the second one as well.03:51:59Oh my God, a natural 20.
Luma
03:52:01Oh,
Dungeon Master
03:52:01uh,03:52:02That will hit.
Rhysaene
03:52:02And,03:52:03I can fucking take a picture as well.03:52:05Like, I’m not fucking like…
Dungeon Master
03:52:06That’s fine. You do not have to take a picture of it.
Temerity
03:52:06No.
Dungeon Master
03:52:09You should do those attacks one at a time.
Rhysaene
03:52:11Yes. Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:52:12So first one…03:52:14And you have to do them in the order you rolled them.03:52:15So do the first one first.
Rhysaene
03:52:17Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:52:17on the off chance a D10 kills it.
Rhysaene
03:52:20Yes.
Iva
03:52:23That’s an off chance, so you know.
Rhysaene
03:52:25Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:52:26I don’t actually remember how much health he has.
Rhysaene
03:52:26I think…
Dungeon Master
03:52:28Left.
Rhysaene
03:52:33So 7 points of force damage on the…03:52:38First one.
Dungeon Master
03:52:40He is still alive, so roll the damage for the…
Rhysaene
03:52:42And then…03:52:44full03:52:47Plus six, so 14 on the second one.03:52:52for the crit.
Dungeon Master
03:52:54Um,03:52:55With the second attack, you deal exactly just enough.03:52:59damage to kill it.
Rhysaene
03:53:00Yay!
Luma
03:53:01Let’s go.
Temerity
03:53:01Hehehehe.
Luma
03:53:03A firing squad.
Dungeon Master
03:53:04The firing squad.
Rhysaene
03:53:06I literally, yeah, Rhys like plays a fucking like finger at it like a gun and she’s like fucking get.
Temerity
03:53:06Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
03:53:13It’s like,
Temerity
03:53:13Hehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
03:53:14Thank you.
Luma
03:53:17A little more behind there.
Temerity
03:53:17That one only took range damage.
Rhysaene
03:53:19call them back.
Dungeon Master
03:53:20Uh,03:53:21Is that all for risks?
Rhysaene
03:53:23- Yeah, oh my god.
Luma
03:53:25He he he.
Dungeon Master
03:53:26Um,03:53:27This leaves us for phase spider four who stands up03:53:30The Temerity Reckless
Temerity
03:53:32No, because she isn’t raging.
Dungeon Master
03:53:34You don’t need to rage to reckless, I don’t think, but that’s fine.
Luma
03:53:35I think.
Temerity
03:53:36Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:53:37You still didn’t, so it doesn’t matter.03:53:39It stands up and it bites at you.03:53:44It rolls a natural 20.03:53:46So this is going to be incredibly unpleasant.
Temerity
03:53:49Oh, boy.
Dungeon Master
03:53:50You’re going to resist some of this.03:53:53I need a…
Temerity
03:53:55I won’t.03:53:56I’m not raging.
Dungeon Master
03:53:57You’re not raging…
Temerity
03:53:57But I do have three temporary hit points.
Luma
03:54:00Bye.
Dungeon Master
03:54:00Oh.
Hazel
03:54:01He he he.
Luma
03:54:01Oh, yeah.
Temerity
03:54:03Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:54:03Hold on, let me add your temporary
Luma
03:54:03Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:54:05HP before I rip you apart.03:54:07I don’t know.03:54:08by Temp HP.03:54:13Okay.03:54:15Gravy, you cannot have attention right now. I’m sorry.03:54:19um,03:54:21Let’s see.03:54:22Lhey Ralston: Two of these.03:54:24Who are these little guts.03:54:25And one.03:54:29too.03:54:30Three.03:54:32for these little guys.03:54:36Uh-huh.
Luma
03:54:37Sorry to Temerity, you’re dead.
Dungeon Master
03:54:38this.03:54:39You might be fucked.
Temerity
03:54:40- Yeah.
Luma
03:54:41- Yeah.
Temerity
03:54:42I got 65 HP, 68 with the temp.
Dungeon Master
03:54:45And03:54:46Oh, because you leveled and I haven’t done your new HP.
Temerity
03:54:49Yeah.
Luma
03:54:49Uh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:54:50um,03:54:5110.03:54:5318.03:54:5425, 27.03:54:56You take 27 damage in a mix of poison and piercing.
Temerity
03:55:01Oogh.
Dungeon Master
03:55:04Minus 27. What’s your new max HP?
Temerity
03:55:08- 65.
Dungeon Master
03:55:10- Okay.03:55:11- Right.03:55:12And03:55:14Matt’s 6503:55:22Uh,03:55:23And then03:55:29Okay.03:55:30And.03:55:3412.03:55:37Okay.03:55:38That was the first attack.03:55:42So we roll the second attack.03:55:45And it rolls a natural nine plus03:55:485 for a total of 14 to hit.
Temerity
03:55:51just under my AC of 15.
Dungeon Master
03:55:53That’s good. That’s very good.03:55:56Um,
Temerity
03:55:56Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:55:58After it bites you…03:56:00twice, or after it bites you and then misses, it vanishes.
Temerity
03:56:04Fuck off.03:56:10just bites into my shoulder and is like,
Dungeon Master
03:56:10either.
Temerity
03:56:13Fuck, it disappeared.
Dungeon Master
03:56:15laughs
Temerity
03:56:16- Yeah.
Iva
03:56:16All the spiders are gone.
Dungeon Master
03:56:18True, there are no spiders currently visible except the dead one.
Iva
03:56:22We did it.
Dungeon Master
03:56:23We did it.
Temerity
03:56:24laughing
Iva
03:56:30Um…
Luma
03:56:31ready to actions.03:56:33exist.
Iva
03:56:34I know.03:56:37Temerity, for the first time ever, is the most near-dead.
Temerity
03:56:42Nah, Temerity’s fine.
Dungeon Master
03:56:42Thank you.
Temerity
03:56:45Temerity’s not even close to that yet.
Iva
03:56:49I have a…03:56:51Tush you.03:56:55I want to leave Hazel.03:56:57- -
Hazel
03:56:59be okay.
Iva
03:57:01All right.03:57:02Temerity, or Iva runs up to Temerity and Ray’s an action to, uh,03:57:08Axe a spider if it shows up.
Dungeon Master
03:57:11You ready your axe against a spider should one show up.
Hazel
03:57:20I get jumped on. I have03:57:22aid.03:57:24I have03:57:2515 temporary hit points sitting in the back.03:57:30I don’t know.
Temerity
03:57:31Hehehehe.
Iva
03:57:31Prayer.
Hazel
03:57:32And then I turn into a big problem for them.
Iva
03:57:35- Yeah.
Temerity
03:57:35you
Hazel
03:57:36in melee.
Dungeon Master
03:57:38Sure, Iva is Hazel.03:57:40There are unfortunately03:57:43No.
Iva
03:57:47That doesn’t sound unfortunate.
Dungeon Master
03:57:50There are unfortunately no targets available.
Hazel
03:57:53- Oh, and I like that in,03:57:56I say I like this. It’s awful. I like that in Dragon Disco, they get removed from the initiative as well.
Temerity
03:58:03He he he.
Dungeon Master
03:58:04Yeah, if they are hidden on the map, they get hidden from the initiative.
Hazel
03:58:04character.03:58:08It’s scary.
Temerity
03:58:09Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:58:09Yeah.
Hazel
03:58:09These are all just…03:58:11This is just you showing us all the cool features, all the bespoke features in Dragon Disco.
Dungeon Master
03:58:18to do
Hazel
03:58:20Um,03:58:21I have a, I have a, I can see 60 feet out.
Dungeon Master
03:58:25Yes.
Hazel
03:58:26eye.03:58:27I’m going to03:58:29Position myself to be about 55 feet from Temerity.
Dungeon Master
03:58:33Okay.
Hazel
03:58:34Mm-hmm.03:58:39So let’s see.03:58:40Temerity.
Luma
03:58:41So funny.
Hazel
03:58:42Here, I’m 35.
Luma
03:58:44I was considering prepping See Invisibility. It was like, there’s no reason to have the spell.
Iva
03:58:49laughs
Temerity
03:58:49Thank you.
Hazel
03:58:50like a 55 feet from, actually this is sloped03:58:54Would I be able to see them from uni?
Dungeon Master
03:58:55Yeah, I’ll say yes, just because I don’t want to deal with the…
Hazel
03:58:58Okay.
Temerity
03:59:00It’s a steep enough incline.
Dungeon Master
03:59:01It is real.
Temerity
03:59:02Not steep enough, but…
Dungeon Master
03:59:04uh,03:59:05It is really funny, Eylesis’s.03:59:07It would just be the case where you would be the one person who can see the horrors, but like…
Luma
03:59:12Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:59:13It lets you do better positioning and that’s about it.
Luma
03:59:18Yeah, no, no, no.
Hazel
03:59:18Uh…
Dungeon Master
03:59:19But no, that would have been really like, I got it.
Luma
03:59:21It’s,03:59:22Yeah, it’s less about the fact that, like…
Dungeon Master
03:59:24Uh-huh. No action.
Luma
03:59:25It would have been game-changing and more about the fact that I considered it, and had I taken it, it would have been funnier.
Dungeon Master
03:59:30Yes.
Temerity
03:59:30Hehehehehehe.
Luma
03:59:32But my reasoning was like, there’s no encounter where this is going to be useful.
Dungeon Master
03:59:32Um,03:59:35What?
Temerity
03:59:35Hehehehe.
Luma
03:59:36Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:59:37What would you like to…
Hazel
03:59:40Yeah.03:59:41Hazel upon planting yourself here.
Dungeon Master
03:59:41Watch.
Hazel
03:59:44is, uh…03:59:48She’s going to get back into that into a into kind of like a.03:59:54a sort of like03:59:57uh,04:00:00Whenever Hazel like casts a spell, she does like very like04:00:03precise, almost like jaunty or like04:00:06waltzy like foot.04:00:08But.04:00:10like foot movement, kind of like04:00:12in her little five foot circle.
Dungeon Master
04:00:14Uh-huh.
Hazel
04:00:15as she is preparing to cast Call Lightning the moment that she sees a spider show up.
Dungeon Master
04:00:25Um,04:00:27I will point out, not that it’s likely,04:00:29You are casting it now, but like as a, so you’re casting, you’re readying it.04:00:35which puts you at a weird position.
Hazel
04:00:36Yes.
Dungeon Master
04:00:37You are spending the spell slot now.04:00:39You’re technically casting it now.04:00:40If it doesn’t trigger, you don’t get the call lightning.04:00:44It’s gone.
Hazel
04:00:46True, I guess when it comes around to my turn and if none of them have shown themselves.04:00:52I lose it.
Dungeon Master
04:00:52That is.04:00:53Yes, yes, yes.
Hazel
04:00:54Right.04:00:55um,04:00:56Well,04:00:57I mean, unless they’re going to…04:01:00Unless each of these spiders spent their turn, it’s not coming out.
Dungeon Master
04:01:02No!04:01:03I, I,04:01:04Yeah, no, no, no, that’s not likely.04:01:06I was just pointing out that that is how that works.
Hazel
04:01:09Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.04:01:11But thank you.04:01:12Um,04:01:13Yeah.04:01:15uh,04:01:15She she.04:01:17Thank you.04:01:19She is…
Iva
04:01:19Thank you.
Hazel
04:01:20preparing cast, she’s prep casting Call Lightning as like04:01:25the, the, the kind of like air around her crackles in, in, in, in that, like,04:01:30pale green and white.04:01:32uh,04:01:33that her magic has, and she just goes like, uh…04:01:37She kind of just looks to Rhys and be like, if they get close to me, hit them.
Dungeon Master
04:01:41Yeah.
Temerity
04:01:41Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:01:42Is that all for hateful?
Rhysaene
04:01:43Thumbs up.
Hazel
04:01:46Yeah, that’s good.
Dungeon Master
04:01:49Spider 2 is dead.04:01:56We come back around to Temerity. There’s still no visible targets.
Temerity
04:02:04Okay.04:02:05Ummm…04:02:22And Temerity is going to…04:02:26After having received a very, very painful blow, enter…04:02:31enter their rage, because I presume that won’t end at the end of this turn.
Dungeon Master
04:02:36No, it would be your next turn if you don’t continue it.
Temerity
04:02:38Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:02:39And you could continue it by spending bonus actions.
Temerity
04:02:41Yeah, exactly. So Temerity is going to04:02:44Enter rage.04:02:46um,04:02:48And04:02:50Ooh, for readying an action, I do have to be specific between, like, if I do a melee or throne, right?
Dungeon Master
04:02:58Yeah.
Temerity
04:02:59Okay.04:03:01In that case, yeah, Temerity’s going to ready to throw their javelin in case one doesn’t04:03:06show up near them.
Dungeon Master
04:03:10Okay.04:03:13That’s all for Temerity.
Temerity
04:03:15That is all for Temerity.
Dungeon Master
04:03:18The EOTC Spider-1.04:03:21Thanks.
Rhysaene
04:03:27It feels like, what say you, Spider-1?04:03:29Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:03:30Spider-1 appears next to Rhys.
Temerity
04:03:30David.
Iva
04:03:30Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:03:34uh,
Rhysaene
04:03:34- Wow.
Temerity
04:03:34What?
Dungeon Master
04:03:35triggering Temerity and Hazel’s readied actions.
Rhysaene
04:03:38Oh my God.
Temerity
04:03:39Um,
Dungeon Master
04:03:40It is the long range of your javelin.
Temerity
04:03:40All right.
Dungeon Master
04:03:43so you will be at disadvantage.
Temerity
04:03:45Okay.04:03:46In which case I will.
Dungeon Master
04:03:48continue holding it?
Temerity
04:03:48Actually, I don’t know.04:03:50Uh,
Dungeon Master
04:03:50You are able to continue.04:03:51I’m going to be…04:03:53Yeah, yeah, you are…
Luma
04:03:53Hold on, hold on.04:03:54Can it see Temerity?
Dungeon Master
04:03:57um,04:03:58yes, because we just did this04:04:00for Hazel. We were going to
Luma
04:04:01No, no, no.04:04:02We’re in darkness.
Dungeon Master
04:04:04Oh.04:04:05That’s a good point.04:04:06Is Iva not have any light?
Iva
04:04:09No, I have a light! We’ve gone over this multiple times!
Luma
04:04:10Oh,
Dungeon Master
04:04:11Okay, then.
Luma
04:04:12Yeah, my bad.
Dungeon Master
04:04:13Um, cause…
Luma
04:04:13I’ve ruined it for everybody again.
Dungeon Master
04:04:16Um,04:04:17That is a fair point. It is 75 feet away. That might be, what is javelin range?
Temerity
04:04:22Javelin range is 30, 120.
Iva
04:04:22I think it’s sexy.
Dungeon Master
04:04:26So you can hit it. It will be the disadvantage range.
Iva
04:04:26Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:04:29You can also choose to keep holding the ready to action instead.
Temerity
04:04:30Yes.04:04:32or I can reckless attack it.
Dungeon Master
04:04:34You have to do that on…
Temerity
04:04:34because reckless04:04:36Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:04:36Your turn.
Temerity
04:04:37Yes.04:04:38That’s right.04:04:40that I’m going to keep04:04:43holding it.
Dungeon Master
04:04:45So, hazel.
Hazel
04:04:47Yeah.04:04:48I am going to…04:04:50to shoot it off, it needs to make a dexterity saving throw04:04:54as Hazel kind of is like04:04:56The entire time she’s, like, holding the spell, she’s essentially, like, elongating the sort of ritualistic, like, uh…04:05:03movements that she does.
Dungeon Master
04:05:05Uh-huh.
Hazel
04:05:05Um,04:05:07And I think for like04:05:09near the end she’s like holding it04:05:11in like a low stance and then the moment that04:05:14that the thing is, is04:05:15is visible. She throws her hand out in its direction.04:05:19I should cast call lightning.04:05:21a 60 foot
Dungeon Master
04:05:21Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:05:22Yeah.
Hazel
04:05:23uh,04:05:24A 60 foot radius, 10 feet tall cylinder is up here as, I don’t know, like 30 feet above us.04:05:32Um,04:05:33It normally resembles a cloud, but I would like to think04:05:39I think that her called lightning instead of a big cloud04:05:44It is a big04:05:45like a misty depiction of the moon.
Temerity
04:05:51Eeeh.
Hazel
04:05:51uh,04:05:53And instead of like,04:05:55Instead of, like, lightning bolts, even though they are lightning, they deal lightning damage, they are, like, localized moonbeam blasts.
Temerity
04:06:03Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
04:06:04All right. Yeah, that’s,
Hazel
04:06:05uh,
Dungeon Master
04:06:06That’s totally fine.
Hazel
04:06:08uh,04:06:11it,04:06:12is a little weird because it is like a circle.04:06:15and the moon is not a full circle.04:06:17But not anymore.04:06:19Um,
Dungeon Master
04:06:19No, that doesn’t matter.
Hazel
04:06:21bed.04:06:21uh,
Dungeon Master
04:06:25What is your saving throw, DC?
Hazel
04:06:25What did it?04:06:27Yes.04:06:28Sorry, I wrote the damage without evening.04:06:32thinking, 15.
Dungeon Master
04:06:38It fails its saving throw against Call Lightning.
Temerity
04:06:43Yay!
Hazel
04:06:45Yay!
Rhysaene
04:06:46Yay!
Hazel
04:06:47So it aches.04:06:50It takes 24 damage.04:06:5324 lightning damage.
Rhysaene
04:06:54- Whoa!
Dungeon Master
04:06:54Oh my god!
Temerity
04:06:55Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Hazel
04:06:56That’ll take 10 and 8 and a 6.
Temerity
04:06:58damn.
Dungeon Master
04:06:59months.
Luma
04:06:59Blasted nerd.
Rhysaene
04:07:00Nodds.
Dungeon Master
04:07:01It gets blasted, but as I said…04:07:04Phase Spider 1 is bigger than the others, and it is not quite bloodied by the blast.04:07:14As you call down this torrent of focused moonlight, it reels back and hisses.
Hazel
04:07:25Don’t be mad at me.04:07:26Yeah.
Temerity
04:07:26Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:07:27It’s…
Rhysaene
04:07:28Keep.
Dungeon Master
04:07:28You ever see like 17 eyes all turn at you at once?
Temerity
04:07:33-
Hazel
04:07:36You know, in a weird twist of fate, I feel like Hazel might have.
Rhysaene
04:07:40Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:07:40Thank you.
Luma
04:07:40When you say a really bad joke at the company meeting.
Hazel
04:07:43laughter
Temerity
04:07:43Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:07:44Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Rhysaene
04:07:44- Yeah.
Luma
04:07:44Thank you.
Hazel
04:07:45Drew, you ain’t never bombed that open mic night, huh?
Luma
04:07:48Glug
Dungeon Master
04:07:48I don’t know.
Hazel
04:07:48laughs
Rhysaene
04:07:48Bye.
Temerity
04:07:48laughs
Dungeon Master
04:07:49So that’s Hazel’s ready action.
Temerity
04:07:50Bye.
Dungeon Master
04:07:52Temerity’s still holding…04:07:54They’re ready to action.04:07:56It appears…04:07:57and launches a bite towards Rhysaene.
Rhysaene
04:08:01Oh boy.
Dungeon Master
04:08:02Right.04:08:02It rolls a natural 13 plus 5 for a total of 18 to hit.
Rhysaene
04:08:05Yeah.04:08:06That’ll get me.
Dungeon Master
04:08:08then you will take
Rhysaene
04:08:10a million damage.
Dungeon Master
04:08:11a million damage.04:08:14Uh.04:08:15because these guys hurt.04:08:17a lot.
Temerity
04:08:17A jillion damage.
Rhysaene
04:08:19Six.
Dungeon Master
04:08:19of
Rhysaene
04:08:20million damage.
Dungeon Master
04:08:21Mm-hmm.04:08:22You take 17 points of piercing and poison damage.
Rhysaene
04:08:23No safe.04:08:27Uh, okay.04:08:29Okay, okay, okay, okay. Ooh, thank God for temporary hit points.
Dungeon Master
04:08:38What is your…04:08:39Fuck.04:08:40What is your current maximum HP and how many temporary hit points did you have?
Rhysaene
04:08:4538 minus04:08:483804:08:51HP plus 8 temporary hit points.
Dungeon Master
04:09:12Okay.04:09:13He takes 17 total damage.
Rhysaene
04:09:19Yeah, I took a hefty hit. Oh my god.04:09:22Yeah, 29. I was correct.
Dungeon Master
04:09:23From…04:09:25the first attack.04:09:26and then it tries to bite you again.04:09:29and it rolls a 14 plus five for a total of 19.04:09:35So, yeah.
Rhysaene
04:09:36Definitely.04:09:36- Yes.
Dungeon Master
04:09:37you take 13 plus five is 18 plus three is 21 points of damage.
Temerity
04:09:43Oh!
Dungeon Master
04:09:49as this thing just rips into you from out of nowhere.
Temerity
04:09:50these things.
Luma
04:09:55Ray, what a funny thing about this fucking encounter.
Hazel
04:09:59but.
Luma
04:10:00The other thing that I got was the ability to know exactly where something is at all times.04:10:05unless it’s on a different plane of existence.
Hazel
04:10:07We should…
Temerity
04:10:08- Yeah.
Hazel
04:10:08Yeah.
Luma
04:10:08Thank you.
Temerity
04:10:09laughs
Hazel
04:10:09you
Dungeon Master
04:10:12Um…04:10:17Phase Spider 2.04:10:18appears.04:10:20next to Iva and Temerity, triggering both your readied attacks. Temerity, you are throw-04:10:25Eh! I’ll say that it’s the weapon, so not the specific attack. I’ll let you melee it with the javelin.
Temerity
04:10:31Okay.
Dungeon Master
04:10:34So you’re not at disadvantage.
Temerity
04:10:34All right.04:10:35Okay, then.
Dungeon Master
04:10:35And I have a year04:10:37attack goes off as well.
Temerity
04:10:38I’ll trigger it then.04:10:40Bye.
Dungeon Master
04:10:40Okay.
Temerity
04:10:42I will be04:10:43No, I won’t.
Luma
04:10:45strike his ass.04:10:50- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:10:51Thank you.
Temerity
04:10:51That’s going to be…04:10:54uh,04:10:55plus seven.04:10:58that’s04:10:59Do math. 23 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:11:0123 hits.
Temerity
04:11:02All right.04:11:06That’ll be…04:11:075 plus 4 plus04:11:09Hold on.04:11:11uh…04:11:16Plus two.04:11:19And then I also get to add04:11:22This don’t I.04:11:25Eh.04:11:28No, it’s on my turn.04:11:30Fuck.04:11:31Okay.04:11:32So that’ll be 11 piercing damage.
Dungeon Master
04:11:37minus 11.04:11:40you stab it for 11 piercing damage.
Iva
04:11:44Uh,
Dungeon Master
04:11:44Fiverr.
Iva
04:11:46If something says once per turn, does that have to be on your turn?
Dungeon Master
04:11:49Nope.04:11:50You just can’t do it more than once in the same time.
Iva
04:11:50All right, I’m going to precise strike it.
Dungeon Master
04:11:52Go for it.
Iva
04:12:03That’s a…04:12:0417.
Dungeon Master
04:12:0517 hits.
Iva
04:12:07All right.04:12:09That will do.04:12:11A lot of damage.
Hazel
04:12:16I have a very serious question, but it will sound like a joke.
Iva
04:12:17Hopefully.
Dungeon Master
04:12:21Thank you.
Hazel
04:12:21um,04:12:22Do I see any camels and the Silver Vale?
Dungeon Master
04:12:26No.
Hazel
04:12:27All right.
Dungeon Master
04:12:27native to this climb.
Hazel
04:12:29Damn.04:12:30Crocodiles?
Dungeon Master
04:12:33Mmm.04:12:38For sure not crocodiles.
Hazel
04:12:40Damn, I’m trying to think of things that have proficiency in constitution saves so I can…
Temerity
04:12:45-
Hazel
04:12:46I could keep my concentration easier.
Rhysaene
04:12:49Mm-hmm.
Iva
04:12:52Oh.04:12:53I rolled a three on both of those.04:12:56fix.04:12:5711 slashing damage.
Dungeon Master
04:13:00uh,04:13:01You have bloodied it.
Temerity
04:13:04This creature is slowed, so its speed is reduced by 10 feet.
Hazel
04:13:04crazy.
Temerity
04:13:10due to weapon mastery.
Dungeon Master
04:13:10That’s okay.04:13:12It’s not going anywhere. It’s biting Iva.
Iva
04:13:15Oh, I have advantage on my next attack roll.04:13:18before the end of my next turn.
Dungeon Master
04:13:18That’s actually good.04:13:20It rolls a natural 17, presumably that it hits…
Iva
04:13:24I have a 16 in armors, though.
Temerity
04:13:27Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:13:27And then.
Temerity
04:13:27laughs
Dungeon Master
04:13:28You take.04:13:29uh,04:13:3119 points of poison and piercing damage.
Iva
04:13:35Alright, ow.
Dungeon Master
04:13:37at IHP by about minus 19.04:13:42I don’t have your current HP, so your HP bar is going to be wrong.04:13:46It uses its second attack to bite at, sorry, go ahead.
Iva
04:13:47Yeah.04:13:50I was like, I can tell you it, but…
Dungeon Master
04:13:52Yeah, it’s just more stuff I’d have to…04:13:55fuck with right now.04:13:56And you guys track your own HP anyway.04:13:59um,04:14:02Shh.04:14:04Um,04:14:05Sorry, it’s attack Temerity with its second attack.04:14:09and it rolls a natural four.
Temerity
04:14:12-04:14:13Yeah.04:14:14It doesn’t mean 15, it doesn’t hit.
Dungeon Master
04:14:19Luma.04:14:20There are now two spiders that are visible.
Luma
04:14:21Arrgh.
Dungeon Master
04:14:23And the biggest of them is right next to you.
Luma
04:14:23This is being eaten…
Dungeon Master
04:14:25Rhys is being eaten right now.
Luma
04:14:25or04:14:27This is being eaten and I don’t like it.
Rhysaene
04:14:29Bye.
Dungeon Master
04:14:29I’m going to make it actually bigger so it’s more intimidating.
Luma
04:14:30sigh
Temerity
04:14:34Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:14:35This one is actually huge size.
Luma
04:14:38What the fuck do I do here?04:14:41Uh.04:14:50uh,04:14:52Yeah, alright, I’m gonna blast him.
Dungeon Master
04:14:56Blast him.
Luma
04:14:57Blast them.04:15:04- Yeah.04:15:05All right, well…04:15:07It’s a natural 20.
Temerity
04:15:09Yohohohoho!
Iva
04:15:10Get blasted.
Dungeon Master
04:15:10All right.
Luma
04:15:11Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:15:11Fuck him up!
Rhysaene
04:15:11- No.
Luma
04:15:12I do.04:15:13- Thank you.
Temerity
04:15:14-
Luma
04:15:16All right, well…04:15:17Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:15:17You’re using the pistol, right?
Luma
04:15:17Uh…04:15:19Yeah.04:15:20Are these, like, shape-changing things?
Dungeon Master
04:15:21No, they’re not shape-changed.
Luma
04:15:23I shoot Iva.
Temerity
04:15:24laughs04:15:25Yeah.
Luma
04:15:25Can’t waste it.
Iva
04:15:25I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
04:15:25Yeah.
Hazel
04:15:26Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:15:26Iva fucking dies. Iva takes 3d10 plus 2d6 plus 3d or whatever.
Temerity
04:15:27Boom.
Luma
04:15:28I have a…04:15:29I have a…04:15:30Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:15:31Oh,
Hazel
04:15:32Bye.
Luma
04:15:32I would absolutely just die.04:15:34Yeah.
Temerity
04:15:34Ha ha ha ha ha
Luma
04:15:342d604:15:36plus 2d1004:15:39are those d10s I don’t even fucking know man04:15:42Ugh.04:15:47seven.04:15:4818, 18, 20, 20, 20, 22, plus…04:15:53five04:15:5427 radiant damage.
Dungeon Master
04:15:57Yowch.
Rhysaene
04:15:58Wow!
Luma
04:15:59As Luma loads a bullet and thinks about it, loads a second bullet, and nobody questions that as she fires a really big beam.
Temerity
04:16:07Hehehehehehehehe.
Luma
04:16:07Yeah.04:16:08Yeah.
Temerity
04:16:09Pew!
Hazel
04:16:09Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:16:10It rips through this extra large spider’s body and leaves a hole all the way through.04:16:18However, the spider does not seem to stop.
Luma
04:16:22Luma’s yelling at it and waving her arms, trying to make herself big as she’s going to step into melee.04:16:25Okay.
Dungeon Master
04:16:26Oh, God.
Luma
04:16:26Uh, and…
Rhysaene
04:16:27Bye.
Luma
04:16:29She’s going to scribble a bandaid and throw it at…04:16:32and cast Healing Word as a bonus action.
Rhysaene
04:16:35All right.
Luma
04:16:37which is… I’m going to cast it at second level! Woo!
Dungeon Master
04:16:41Holy fuck.
Rhysaene
04:16:41Whoa.
Hazel
04:16:42Thank you.
Luma
04:16:42I don’t even know what that does because I’ve never had second level spell slots in this character before.
Rhysaene
04:16:45- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:16:48You know what I mean?
Rhysaene
04:16:48Thank you.
Temerity
04:16:48laughs
Luma
04:16:48Uh…04:16:50-04:16:51Oh, fuck.04:16:52It’s 44 now.
Hazel
04:16:52It’s another…
Luma
04:16:53What?
Hazel
04:16:53Yeah, it’s another 2.4, I believe.
Rhysaene
04:16:53Mm-hmm.
Luma
04:16:53Big numbers.04:16:56Yeah.04:16:56All right.04:17:00four, five,04:17:04I only have 2d4.
Hazel
04:17:06- Hey, Kurt.
Luma
04:17:08Five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 14 hit points.04:17:13That’s the best I got.
Rhysaene
04:17:14I’m okay.
Temerity
04:17:15Hehehehe.
Luma
04:17:15Thank you.04:17:16It’ll give you one more hit, but hopefully, I’m hoping that Luma blasting it for a fuckload of damage will either scare it off or it’ll attack her.04:17:25she’s trying to
Rhysaene
04:17:26How much healing did you heal me? Sorry.
Luma
04:17:3014 points of healing.
Rhysaene
04:17:31Oh my goodness. Okay.
Luma
04:17:36uh,04:17:37And then04:17:39That is…04:17:41I’m a torn.
Dungeon Master
04:17:43This is Luma, which brings us to Rhys. The biggest of the spiders stands before you.
Rhysaene
04:17:50Um,04:17:52Needless to say, I think…04:17:57Rhys is extremely terrified.
Temerity
04:18:02- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rhysaene
04:18:03uh…04:18:07- And she’s in melee with this thing, right?
Dungeon Master
04:18:10Yes, you are in melee with it.
Rhysaene
04:18:13Fuck it.04:18:15Um,04:18:19Yeah, I think all she’s got is like wildly just like,04:18:23swinging the great soul that she’s already…04:18:26drawn and she’s like trying to hit this thing like it’s not like practice like swinging anymore
Dungeon Master
04:18:27Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:18:32it’s like desperate get the fuck off me
Dungeon Master
04:18:35Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
04:18:36- Yeah.04:18:39Yeah.04:18:42Oh, did you want to say something? I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
04:18:45known.04:18:46Go ahead.
Rhysaene
04:18:47Um,04:18:48I got two attacks with this thing.
Dungeon Master
04:18:50Yeah, go for it.
Rhysaene
04:18:52Do I have any disadvantage or anything?
Dungeon Master
04:18:55No.
Rhysaene
04:18:56Okay.04:18:57um04:19:00Thank you.04:19:00Mm-hmm.04:19:03Uh, the first one.04:19:06is a 9 plus 7, so stay clean.
Dungeon Master
04:19:11A 16 will hit.
Rhysaene
04:19:11on the first one.04:19:13Okay.04:19:14And then the second one.04:19:16will be04:19:18And…04:19:20Same number, so 17.
Dungeon Master
04:19:22that will still hit.
Rhysaene
04:19:24Sorry, 16, yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:19:25that will still hit.
Rhysaene
04:19:26Yeah, okay, so 2d6 plus…04:19:344 plus 2.04:19:384 plus 3 plus 4 plus 2, so that will be…04:19:45uh,04:19:46Okay.04:19:50six04:19:51Thirteen on the first one.04:19:54I think.
Dungeon Master
04:19:54Okay.
Rhysaene
04:19:58And then…04:20:01five plus, ooh, okay.04:20:055 plus 4.04:20:09Plus.04:20:10Oh, I know. It goes up because my great workmaster as my proficiency bonus. So I have one more.04:20:16to the first one.
Dungeon Master
04:20:17Okay.
Rhysaene
04:20:21So that would be04:20:23Next one, bye.04:20:25So fine.04:20:27Plus…04:20:29Uh, 16 on the second one, I think I can’t remember.04:20:34No, 15, okay.04:20:3615 points of damage.
Dungeon Master
04:20:39Describe how you kill the biggest of the spiders.
Rhysaene
04:20:42Um…04:20:44I think…04:20:46It’s like,04:20:47a04:20:48Like, it’s like,04:20:50It’s also feels like a04:20:52like a,04:20:54um,04:20:56like a visceral kind of like04:20:58Get off me.04:21:00and then it slowly starts to go, I’m not going to,04:21:04say, I’m not going to scream it because I’m04:21:06in a very, and trying to be quiet, but like it slowly starts to become like desperate,04:21:13and then it gets like weepy and like angry and frustrated.04:21:18and the sword that she’s using doesn’t hit like a normal sword. It sounds like thrumming.04:21:24and like hitting and it becomes like,04:21:29infernal.04:21:30um,04:21:31and like flashes of energy, just like desperate.04:21:34rhythmic.04:21:36like pounding into it until there’s nothing04:21:39um,04:21:41she leaves like,04:21:43Nothing of the head, at least.
Dungeon Master
04:21:46Thank you.
Rhysaene
04:21:46um,04:21:47Like, you know when you’re trying to squash a bug?
Dungeon Master
04:21:50Yeah, no, I get you.
Rhysaene
04:21:51And you make sure that there’s nothing left.04:21:53Yeah, it’s like that.
Temerity
04:21:54laughs
Dungeon Master
04:21:56Rhys…04:21:57blades thrumming with energy, slashing wildly, and each slash leaves like a04:22:05like a deep crimson cut burning in the air for a split second after the blade04:22:10passes through, uh, scorching the edges of the spider, um,04:22:14before finally it falls, its legs give out from underneath it.04:22:18There’s no more head. It’s been ripped to shreds. Um, it’s, it’s in,04:22:23it’s, uh, it’s,04:22:25life fluids scattered across the ground.04:22:28Um,04:22:29as it dies. Is that all for risks?
Rhysaene
04:22:35Yes, indeed.04:22:37Um,04:22:37I will note as well to Temerity04:22:40then it was using ingredient damage as well.04:22:45I don’t know if that changes anything, but yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:22:47It does not change anything.
Rhysaene
04:22:48Okay.
Dungeon Master
04:22:49um,04:22:51Temerity and Iva.04:22:54another spider appears, and it starts by trying to bite Temerity!
Temerity
04:22:59Come on.
Dungeon Master
04:22:59It rolls a natural 8 plus 5 for a total of 13.
Temerity
04:23:03That does not hit.
Dungeon Master
04:23:04and tries to make Iva04:23:06and it rolls a natural two, desperately gnawing at these…04:23:10these things.04:23:12Um,04:23:13and unable to hit any of them.04:23:16Which brings us to Iva.
Iva
04:23:18Oh, yeah, I have a…04:23:22Iva is going to start by…04:23:27uh,04:23:28Attacking Phase Spider 2.
Dungeon Master
04:23:33Yes, go for it.
Iva
04:23:37Oh.04:23:41I am going to…04:23:43Look, you think they’re fucking me up?04:23:44I’m not a precise attack it again.
Dungeon Master
04:23:46Go for it.
Iva
04:23:48Oh, I don’t have to.04:23:49I have a vintage already.04:23:52Cookbacks.
Dungeon Master
04:23:53Yes.
Iva
04:23:55but nevermind.04:23:56Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:23:59All thanks.
Iva
04:24:01Uh.04:24:04It’s 26.
Dungeon Master
04:24:0526 hits.
Iva
04:24:08- Yeah.04:24:10for 11 damage.04:24:18And then I am going to extra attack a…
Dungeon Master
04:24:22Yes.
Iva
04:24:27I can vex it again, right?
Dungeon Master
04:24:29Yes.
Iva
04:24:31Cool.
Dungeon Master
04:24:34Does the hand axe vex?
Iva
04:24:36But yes.
Temerity
04:24:36No.04:24:38Oh.04:24:39I thought it was…04:24:43I tell us, because04:24:44But now it’s been crazy, I guess.
Dungeon Master
04:24:47Oh, just…
Iva
04:24:49I will double check.
Temerity
04:24:51Yeah, it is VEX.04:24:52Great.
Luma
04:24:52Oh.
Iva
04:25:03Uh,04:25:0415.
Dungeon Master
04:25:0516 will hit.
Iva
04:25:07Let’s go.04:25:11Oh, all right, let’s go.04:25:12Another max damage.04:25:1311 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:25:16Yep.04:25:18I have a, you take this,04:25:21this dwarven hand axe, this04:25:24masterfully crafted magical weapon.04:25:27made by the dwarves who used to live in04:25:31these chambers below the city of Argentum and you rip04:25:35into this spider twice, cutting away its brain matter and rendering it motionless.04:25:42Anything else from Iva? Sorry.
Iva
04:25:43I have a…04:25:45Yeah, my actions, I’m just going to dump it all right here, right now.
Dungeon Master
04:25:48No, no, no.
Iva
04:25:50Fuck these spiders.
Dungeon Master
04:25:53spiders.
Iva
04:25:5526th.
Dungeon Master
04:25:5726 hits!
Iva
04:26:00Oh, I…04:26:01I cheat, but I’m just going to use the main advantage.04:26:05Anyway.04:26:10But…04:26:1715 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:26:19- Yeah.04:26:24Yep, you were
Iva
04:26:24I’m going to back me.
Dungeon Master
04:26:26Yeah.
Iva
04:26:28I will never miss again.04:26:33Uh,04:26:3424 damage, or 24 to hit, not damage.
Dungeon Master
04:26:3624 hits.
Iva
04:26:39for 10 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:26:44You spin a flurry of axe blows, killing one spider and bloodying another.
Iva
04:26:52All right.04:26:54Bonus action.04:26:55Temerity, hit the spider again! I’m done with spiders!
Temerity
04:27:00-
Dungeon Master
04:27:00-04:27:01Temerity, hit the spike again.
Iva
04:27:02Okay.
Temerity
04:27:03All right, Temerity will hit the spider again.
Iva
04:27:06Bye.
Temerity
04:27:06uh,
Iva
04:27:07You get an extra DAT or bonus damage.
Temerity
04:27:11Okay.04:27:13Uh-huh.04:27:17eight plus seven.04:27:19That’s going to be 15 to hit.
Dungeon Master
04:27:21A 15 hits.
Temerity
04:27:23Huh.04:27:27That’s…04:27:33and then d8.04:27:54plus nine plus that 13 damage.
Dungeon Master
04:28:00to eat.04:28:02Temerity, describe how you killed the last spider.
Temerity
04:28:05As Iva says, hit the spider again.04:28:09just having held the javelin in like a almost throw or like downward stab angle.04:28:17Uh,04:28:18lets go of the javelin, grabs it again to write it so that…04:28:24Temerity’s holding it overhandedly.04:28:26and just jams it straight up through its head.04:28:29piercing its04:28:31Posted brain, hopefully.
Dungeon Master
04:28:33It’s supposed to bring hopefully and just as you had hoped.04:28:37Uh,04:28:37its nervous system goes into free fall immediately.04:28:41Its legs spasm and stop moving as it collapses04:28:44when you remove the spear from its head.04:28:49Um,04:28:50the spider falls dead before you.04:28:54You stand amid the corpses of four dead phase spiders, though you know not what they’re called.04:29:01You stand under…04:29:04the Fardrimm Gate itself, the04:29:07the massive Adamantian passage to04:29:11the deep road beyond…04:29:13well miles below the surface of Argentum.04:29:17What do you do from here?
Iva
04:29:20Iva shivers who goes, ehhh.04:29:22I don’t like the big spiders.
Hazel
04:29:22I can’t see what.04:29:24concentration.04:29:25or income.
Rhysaene
04:29:27Um,04:29:32I think Rhys is still heading the spiders out.
Temerity
04:29:35He he he he he.
Dungeon Master
04:29:35Rhys is still ripping into the largest of the spiders, blow after blow with this massive burning, pulsing sword.
Luma
04:29:36Bye.
Rhysaene
04:29:46You.04:29:47She fucking hoop kicks it.
Luma
04:29:48- Thanks.
Rhysaene
04:29:50Um,
Luma
04:29:51I think it’s done.
Dungeon Master
04:29:51You who’s picking it?
Rhysaene
04:29:51Backs the way.
Dungeon Master
04:29:53And when you kick it, it starts sliding down the like sloped.
Luma
04:29:57Ha ha ha.
Temerity
04:29:58Oh, it’s
Luma
04:29:58Oh, no.
Hazel
04:29:58He’s going to leave with that device and go look at the one that was a little.04:30:03So.04:30:05Gord.
Dungeon Master
04:30:07Yeah.
Hazel
04:30:09Hazel would like to roll…04:30:13uh,04:30:17Hazel would like to roll nature.
Dungeon Master
04:30:21Yes, you may.
Hazel
04:30:24uh,04:30:25just to like04:30:26you know,04:30:27learn more about it, learn more about what, uh,04:30:30They’re about.04:30:31And specifically, uh,04:30:36the04:30:38the main thing04:30:39that she wants to04:30:41she wants to think about is if there’s anything good that she can cut out of it.
Dungeon Master
04:30:47um
Hazel
04:30:47uh,
Dungeon Master
04:30:49Yeah.
Hazel
04:30:49There you go.04:30:50they have any like venom or poison that didn’t seem like they had anyone who were fighting but
Dungeon Master
04:30:56Oh, they did. They were doing massive amounts of poison damage to their allies.
Hazel
04:30:59Oh yeah, they were doing poison damage, right.04:31:03Um,04:31:06Uh, 15.
Dungeon Master
04:31:09With a 15…04:31:12They’re certainly spiders. They certainly have spider-like behaviors. They’re ambush predators. They lay webs.04:31:19Um,04:31:20They like the dark.04:31:22You know additionally that giant spiders, as in spiders bigger than normal size, are denizens of subterranean ecosystems.04:31:32These spiders possess an additional quality, obviously.04:31:36It seems as though they have the ability to either become invisible or teleport.04:31:41However,04:31:42you know better.04:31:43They do neither.04:31:44Instead, you recognize these to be phase spiders, or sometimes called wraith spiders.04:31:52They possess a very unique ability and something that has only occurred to you academically until this moment.04:32:00They are able to, on a whim, leave the material plane for the ethereal and on the same whim return.04:32:13They, um,
Hazel
04:32:14I like that.
Dungeon Master
04:32:15Sorry.
Hazel
04:32:15Sorry.04:32:16No, you’re good.
Dungeon Master
04:32:16No, go ahead.04:32:17Go ahead.
Hazel
04:32:17I was going to say, I like that Hazel is the party polka dokes.
Dungeon Master
04:32:21Hazel is the party pokedex.
Temerity
04:32:21laughs
Dungeon Master
04:32:22That’s what you get for being the druid and the witch.
Luma
04:32:25True.
Hazel
04:32:25He, uh…
Dungeon Master
04:32:25Uh-huh.04:32:28They are incredibly venomous.04:32:31Um,04:32:33They have a strange venom…04:32:36that can render a victim paralyzed for up to an hour, but only when applied to someone who is already basically unconscious.
Hazel
04:32:52Mm-hmm.04:32:54It’s some,04:32:55You know what you could?04:32:57You can pull off some Romeo and Juliet shit.
Dungeon Master
04:33:00Yeah.
Hazel
04:33:00Thank you.
Temerity
04:33:00- Yeah.
Hazel
04:33:01Spare the dying someone, but have them paralyzed.
Temerity
04:33:05laughs
Hazel
04:33:07uh,
Dungeon Master
04:33:10Technically, if the poison is what drops you to zero hit points, you are stable.
Hazel
04:33:10Nice.
Dungeon Master
04:33:16And then you were paralyzed for an hour.
Hazel
04:33:19Oh,04:33:20Oh, that’s…04:33:21terrifying.
Temerity
04:33:23Uh,
Dungeon Master
04:33:23Yeah, they actually do she love you.
Hazel
04:33:23Ah, you know.04:33:26Oh, okay.
Iva
04:33:26Yo.
Hazel
04:33:27Yeah, I mean, since I was the best with Spider-Man, it’s stupid, right?
Iva
04:33:27Oh, the--
Dungeon Master
04:33:30Uh-huh.
Iva
04:33:30Yeah.
Hazel
04:33:30I don’t know.04:33:34I love that though.04:33:36Yeah. Can I roll survival to try and harvest some of-- this one is like the only one--04:33:42Because this one just got shot.04:33:44I imagine this is the only one that’s going to be recoverable.
Dungeon Master
04:33:44Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:33:45Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:33:47Yeah.04:33:50The others got…
Hazel
04:33:50So,
Dungeon Master
04:33:52Um,04:33:53The one you…04:33:54So the one that Iva killed would also probably be recoverable.04:33:58The ones Temerity and Rhys killed, not so much.
Hazel
04:34:04Hee hee hee.
Temerity
04:34:05- Yeah.
Hazel
04:34:05uh,04:34:06He’s a little go around.04:34:08go around trying to harvest it all.04:34:11She’s not going to say anything to Rhys04:34:13because she saw it firsthand,04:34:15but she would be like…04:34:16- Yeah.04:34:17laughs
Rhysaene
04:34:18Thank you.
Hazel
04:34:18while passing by Temerity to harvest the one looking at the one that’s like a puddle on the ground.04:34:26She just goes, a little grace would do you well.
Temerity
04:34:29laughs
Dungeon Master
04:34:31Um,
Temerity
04:34:31laughs
Hazel
04:34:31uh,
Iva
04:34:32Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:34:33It is two separate survival checks, and these are, like, unfamiliar creatures to you.04:34:37You know, like, you understand a spider, but these are spiders that, like, can travel the planes.04:34:41So it will be a high DC.
Hazel
04:34:42Yeah.04:34:44Survival 17 on the first one.
Dungeon Master
04:34:48Uh-huh.
Hazel
04:34:48She’s the flat ten plus seven.04:34:51And then the second.04:34:55Nat one. Uh oh. I’m gonna spray myself in the eye. I’m gonna get dumb juice in the eye.
Iva
04:35:01-
Dungeon Master
04:35:01Uh,
Temerity
04:35:01laughs
Rhysaene
04:35:02Thank you.
Temerity
04:35:03I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
04:35:03You are able to harvest one dose of phase spider venom from the first one, and I need you to roll a dexterity saving throw.
Hazel
04:35:12All right.04:35:14Let me just add04:35:16at those of04:35:19phase.04:35:20spider venom.04:35:22And then a dexterity saving throw.04:35:25I like to imagine that it’s the one where Hazel was like a little Grace would do you
Dungeon Master
04:35:29Yes, I also like that.
Hazel
04:35:29Pohoho
Temerity
04:35:29laughs
Iva
04:35:30It would be very fair.
Hazel
04:35:31uh,04:35:34It’s sprayed right in front of her after saying that.04:35:38uh
Temerity
04:35:38Yeah.
Hazel
04:35:4010.
Dungeon Master
04:35:41you take04:35:43seven points of poison damage as it sprayed you in the face.
Temerity
04:35:48you
Iva
04:35:50Wait, wait, wait.
Hazel
04:35:50- I’m pretty.
Temerity
04:35:51What?04:35:53but don’t blame me.04:35:56It was your grace that did this.
Rhysaene
04:35:59Yeah.
Temerity
04:35:59Uh-huh.
Hazel
04:36:02show you, Grace.
Temerity
04:36:04laughter
Hazel
04:36:08Sorry, what were you saying?
Temerity
04:36:09Thank you.
Hazel
04:36:09What were you saying, Bruce?
Iva
04:36:11I thought I had a thing, but I don’t have that thing.
Hazel
04:36:14Right.
Iva
04:36:15I thought I could help you with your save.
Hazel
04:36:18and04:36:22that04:36:25tastes like.04:36:32- That’s bitter.
Iva
04:36:33Thank you.
Temerity
04:36:33Yeah.
Iva
04:36:35sounds about as much as it hurts.
Hazel
04:36:38Thank you.04:36:39Is the Venomini a cool…04:36:42Is the Venom a cool04:36:44a cool color.
Dungeon Master
04:36:47Yes.04:36:48It is.04:36:51uh,04:36:52Hold on.04:37:02It is.04:37:11Where’s game chat?04:37:14It is this like pale teal.
Temerity
04:37:17Ayy.
Hazel
04:37:23you know, like,04:37:24rapes the…04:37:27laughs04:37:29scrapes the poison off her face.04:37:32Uh,04:37:34laughs04:37:38Being more annoyed, even though it is like enough poison that would just like kill the average person.
Dungeon Master
04:37:43Oh yeah, no.
Temerity
04:37:43Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rhysaene
04:37:43Hey, hello.
Dungeon Master
04:37:44If a regular person had gotten sprayed like that, they would be dead.
Hazel
04:37:48uh,04:37:50They would be paralyzed.
Dungeon Master
04:37:50um,04:37:52Well, true, they wouldn’t be dead.
Hazel
04:37:52without.
Dungeon Master
04:37:53They’d be paralyzed for an hour.04:37:54You’re absolutely right.
Hazel
04:37:56uh,04:37:58Yeah.04:37:59- Uh.04:38:00Disregard that.
Temerity
04:38:02- Yeah.
Hazel
04:38:05Regardless.
Temerity
04:38:05You okay, Hazel?
Luma
04:38:09That was really funny.
Temerity
04:38:11He he he.
Hazel
04:38:12Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:38:12What’s up?
Luma
04:38:13Somebody was like…04:38:15suffering from a04:38:18really bad wound or something, you could hit him with the face spider venom and make him perfectly fine.
Hazel
04:38:23What are you doing to?
Temerity
04:38:23Hehehehe.
Luma
04:38:24Thank you.
Iva
04:38:24Yeah.
Hazel
04:38:26uh,04:38:28- Yes, yes, yes.04:38:33It’s the…04:38:35The thing where hit points are kind of weird.04:38:37If someone has like a giant hole through them,
Luma
04:38:38Yeah.
Hazel
04:38:40I imagine that they would,
Luma
04:38:40Thank you.
Hazel
04:38:41they definitely seize up from getting hit with the venom,04:38:44but I feel like eventually they’d succumb to injuries.
Rhysaene
04:38:46Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:38:48It’s the well, it’s the thing of.
Hazel
04:38:48Um,
Dungeon Master
04:38:50Like on a pure D&D mechanical level, if they take04:38:54face spider venom damage while they are incredibly low.04:38:58They are unconscious but stable.04:39:01If they take face spider venom while they are dying, they just fail a death save because it has to be that damage that reduces them to zero.
Hazel
04:39:07of the church.04:39:10Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:39:10If they, otherwise the just you took damage rule applies and they fail a death save.
Hazel
04:39:16um,04:39:20- Mm-hmm.04:39:22I was going to hold on to this, but, uh,04:39:25laughs04:39:26Does anyone want this?04:39:28jiggles a little vial of04:39:31of Phase Spider venom.
Iva
04:39:34I have a reason for handshake.
Luma
04:39:34I’ll take it.
Iva
04:39:35Aww.
Luma
04:39:36No, if you want to go for it.
Iva
04:39:38Yeah, Iva goes. I’ve never poisoned anyone before.
Hazel
04:39:43You’re not going to give it to the town on a syndicate, are you?
Iva
04:39:47No!
Dungeon Master
04:39:49It’s true, they love this stuff.04:39:51could sell it to them for so much money.
Iva
04:39:52I think…04:39:54They can get their own Venom.
Luma
04:39:57Luma is going to try and collect some of the goop from the…04:40:00Thoroughly squished big spider.
Rhysaene
04:40:02- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:40:04You have mushed spider goop.
Hazel
04:40:04uh,
Luma
04:40:06Yeah.
Hazel
04:40:07She’ll like to look04:40:10Quint.04:40:12uh,04:40:13I wish I’ll pocket the Venom and say, it’s got your name on it, but I will be holding on to it for a little bit long.
Dungeon Master
04:40:21- Good, good, good.
Luma
04:40:22Ha, ha, ha.
Rhysaene
04:40:22- Yeah.
Temerity
04:40:22laughs
Dungeon Master
04:40:23-
Iva
04:40:23Iva goes.04:40:25Iva goes. That’s fair, I guess.04:40:27But, like, to be fair, I have a track record of not working good for my employers, so…
Luma
04:40:34Thank you.
Temerity
04:40:35That’s less of a vote of confidence.
Hazel
04:40:41Yeah.
Iva
04:40:41- Thank you.
Rhysaene
04:40:42I keep
Hazel
04:40:43laughs04:40:45Yeah, it’s just like.04:40:46Okay, so you’re either working for the syndicate, in which case it’s not going to be my problem anymore once we deal with you, or a second.04:40:55You’re working with us and therefore you’re going to make a mistake with this thing.04:41:00It might hurt one of us.
Iva
04:41:01-
Temerity
04:41:02-
Rhysaene
04:41:02-
Iva
04:41:04-04:41:06It could be both.
Hazel
04:41:06uh,04:41:07But no, I mean, look, I thought,04:41:10I want to give this to you.04:41:11I just…04:41:12you know,04:41:12We got to build a little bit more trust.04:41:15And I’m sure you understand.
Iva
04:41:17I do.
Hazel
04:41:22She smiles.
Temerity
04:41:22Give it to me.
Hazel
04:41:24- It’s true.
Rhysaene
04:41:24Thank you.
Hazel
04:41:25Give me the ring.
Temerity
04:41:26Thank you.
Rhysaene
04:41:26I’m
Temerity
04:41:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rhysaene
04:41:28Rhys is going to04:41:31Sit a horse butt down.04:41:33But she’s going to pull Luma in and use her as a plushie.
Temerity
04:41:38Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:41:38Thank you.
Luma
04:41:40Okay.04:41:42I guess I’m here now.
Temerity
04:41:44Hehehehehehe.
Hazel
04:41:44Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
04:41:44Thank you.
Luma
04:41:45Are you okay?
Rhysaene
04:41:47Yeah.
Luma
04:41:48Okay.04:41:50Um,
Rhysaene
04:41:51Thanks.
Luma
04:41:51Hazel.
Rhysaene
04:41:52Thanks for helping me.
Hazel
04:41:53Mm-hmm.
Luma
04:41:54Yeah, of course.04:41:57The turnstone was over there.
Hazel
04:41:57What is it?
Luma
04:41:58I was going to pick up the pieces, but I’m busy now.
Hazel
04:42:02Oh.
Temerity
04:42:02- Yeah.
Hazel
04:42:03Yes.04:42:03I’m on it.04:42:05Ah, boy, you actually walked in.
Luma
04:42:07I think
Temerity
04:42:08laughs
Luma
04:42:08- Yeah.
Hazel
04:42:09Thank you.
Temerity
04:42:10But boy.
Hazel
04:42:15um,04:42:18Yeah, Hazel will start walking, and while she’s walking, she’ll be like, oh, and…04:42:25actually04:42:28Never mind.04:42:29I don’t have anything I can’t do.
Dungeon Master
04:42:29Yeah.
Hazel
04:42:32Yeah, she’ll start working and she’ll go pick up the pieces.
Dungeon Master
04:42:35Yeah, easy enough to do. It is utterly destroyed. It is just brash shrapnel.
Hazel
04:42:41Aww.04:42:42- Yeah.04:42:44For being a witch, Hazel is picking all this stuff up and has no fucking clue what any of it is.
Luma
04:42:44Whoa.
Hazel
04:42:49She’s just like, this is…
Luma
04:42:50You’re welcome.
Hazel
04:42:51Now this is the crazy magic shit.
Dungeon Master
04:42:54I’m sorry.
Temerity
04:42:54Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:42:55This is the type of shit that’s going to get you cursed in Hazel’s eyes.
Luma
04:42:56Thank you.
Hazel
04:42:58It’s like, this isn’t.
Luma
04:42:59A little bit.04:43:01Oh, sorry.
Hazel
04:43:02No, he’s like, this isn’t a part of nature’s bounty.
Luma
04:43:05Hehehehe.
Temerity
04:43:05He he he he he.
Hazel
04:43:05This doesn’t use the natural energies, even though it’s like just, you know,
Temerity
04:43:10Hehehe.
Luma
04:43:11Luma, we’ll…04:43:13wiggle an arm free and toss her bag, uh…04:43:17You should toss her bag at Hazel.04:43:21to put the pieces in there.
Hazel
04:43:23so it’s like oh my goodness this is a very04:43:25large bag04:43:26get that the
Temerity
04:43:27I hate it.
Rhysaene
04:43:28Thank you.
Luma
04:43:28I wrote more larges on the inside too.
Hazel
04:43:31I know that’s what you said, but…04:43:33My goodness.
Temerity
04:43:35Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:43:36like puts her head in it.
Luma
04:43:36I’m going to try and04:43:38I’m going to try and make two of them and put them together to see if I can make an even bigger one later.
Hazel
04:43:41laughter
Temerity
04:43:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Iva
04:43:42You’re welcome.
Luma
04:43:43Okay.
Rhysaene
04:43:43I’m sorry.
Hazel
04:43:44Ah, you’ll go see the spiders.
Dungeon Master
04:43:44The rest of these Luma, you will be missed.
Temerity
04:43:47laughs
Luma
04:43:47Luma
Hazel
04:43:47Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:43:48You’ll see worse things than the spiders, believe me.
Temerity
04:43:51Ha ha ha ha!
Luma
04:43:51Luma vanishes…04:43:53Decades later, Hazel gets visited by…04:43:56planar adventurer Luma who’s like,04:43:58yeah, I got a planar closet.04:43:59It’s awesome.
Temerity
04:44:00laughs
Luma
04:44:00Yes, we’ll see.
Dungeon Master
04:44:01Oh man, you wish that’s what would happen.
Luma
04:44:03It’s my storage space.04:44:06Yeah.
Hazel
04:44:08You know, it’d be fucking…
Luma
04:44:08I wrote bigger so many times it exploded into a whole other dimension.
Hazel
04:44:12Oh man, is this another setting where taking See Invisibility lets you witness the horrors?
Temerity
04:44:20-
Luma
04:44:21See, visibility lets you see into the ethereal plane.
Dungeon Master
04:44:24Yeah, this is not as much.04:44:25The other setting was very, like, spirit-heavy and, like…
Hazel
04:44:29Uh-huh.
Luma
04:44:29Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:44:29There was only one other plane.04:44:31This one is a little more traditional D&D,
Hazel
04:44:32Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:44:33so see invisibility isn’t as broad.
Luma
04:44:34peep the horror.
Dungeon Master
04:44:36Face Fighters just happen to be the right guys for the job tonight.
Hazel
04:44:40What if?04:44:43Sorry, I’m getting so off topic, but I just think it would be really funny.04:44:46What if you’re just playing a game of D&D and you get See Invisibility and you try to cast it04:44:52and you just see that the world is fucking full of phase spiders?04:44:56They just don’t really like…
Dungeon Master
04:44:57laughs
Rhysaene
04:44:58We just…
Hazel
04:44:58care about like hunting people.
Iva
04:44:58- -
Luma
04:44:58laughs
Temerity
04:44:58laughter
Hazel
04:45:00They’re just all over the place though.04:45:02And so every time you see invisibility, you have to look past the like
Rhysaene
04:45:05because,
Hazel
04:45:06millions of spiders.
Rhysaene
04:45:06There’s a level…04:45:0815 warlock ability…04:45:10called Witch Sight, which gives you 30 feet of true sight.
Luma
04:45:13Yeah.04:45:16The shit that you would see…04:45:19drive you crazy.
Hazel
04:45:20Yeah, Hazel bags it all up and she plops it, she plops the bag down near the line and, uh,
Temerity
04:45:21laughs
Hazel
04:45:27goes to risk and it’s just like, um,
Rhysaene
04:45:31Mmh.
Hazel
04:45:32Yeah.04:45:34Uh…04:45:36I don’t have anything that will04:45:38I don’t have anything.04:45:40outside of magic that will give you immediate release, but04:45:44And surely,04:45:45rummaged through her bag and04:45:47She’s got like some, some, some like,04:45:50Some like spare, like.04:45:53some spare like herbs and stuff.04:45:55So she might like, she’s trying to like use her herbalist kit to like crush up some, some04:46:02some like numbing paste and be like,04:46:06if it still stings, you can rub yourself
Rhysaene
04:46:09Okay.04:46:10Thank you.
Hazel
04:46:12and she,04:46:12walks over to Temerity and she plops them down
Rhysaene
04:46:15Um,
Temerity
04:46:16Thank you.
Rhysaene
04:46:16Sorry y’all had to see that.
Hazel
04:46:19Oh, no.
Luma
04:46:19I think I was justified that thing was terrifying.
Hazel
04:46:23Mm-hmm.04:46:26We’re at our most ferocious when we…
Temerity
04:46:26Pretty picks.
Hazel
04:46:29Right.04:46:29Creatures are at our most04:46:31ferocious when we’re04:46:33when we’re at the04:46:35I’m going to push to the brink.04:46:38You did what was most natural in the situation.04:46:41There’s nothing to be ashamed of that you are.04:46:44Mm-hmm.04:46:46We are--04:46:47You are all.04:46:49You’re all formidable beasts, one and all.04:46:51You should be proud.
Temerity
04:46:53Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:46:58actually like choose some, some, uh, like some,04:47:04She chews some herbs in her mouth and slaps it onto Temerity’s wounds.04:47:08I could…
Temerity
04:47:09Oh,
Hazel
04:47:10It’s like polysport. You’re fine.
Rhysaene
04:47:11- Yeah.
Temerity
04:47:11- Yeah.04:47:13I was going to give it to
Hazel
04:47:13Wait.
Temerity
04:47:14the little thing to Iva
Hazel
04:47:17Well, I was going to give it out to everyone.
Temerity
04:47:17I forgot.04:47:19Oh, okay.
Hazel
04:47:20everyone who got bid,
Temerity
04:47:20All right, then.
Hazel
04:47:23It’s my…
Temerity
04:47:23All right.
Hazel
04:47:24It’s my homeopathic natural.
Temerity
04:47:27-
Hazel
04:47:27the all natural stuff. It’s04:47:31fucking 90% mercury and 2% bleach.
Temerity
04:47:35laughs
Hazel
04:47:36It’ll put the pain away nicely, but eventually it’s going to…
Rhysaene
04:47:36- Thank you.
Temerity
04:47:40You’ll get Alzheimer’s, but it’s okay.
Hazel
04:47:43- Sure.
Luma
04:47:44Yeah, then you’ll forget the pain.
Hazel
04:47:46The sorrow was gonna give that to you anyways.
Temerity
04:47:46Yeah.04:47:48That’s true.
Dungeon Master
04:47:49Um,04:47:51And we’ll sing.04:47:52You stand at the gate to whatever lies beyond.04:47:57You are at the very bottom of the Tarnar hole.04:48:00There’s no more hole beyond this point.04:48:02Well, there’s no more Tarnar hole beyond this point.
Hazel
04:48:04Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:48:05someone else’s hole.04:48:07Um,
Temerity
04:48:07Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
04:48:09Mm-hmm.
Luma
04:48:10The deep hole.
Dungeon Master
04:48:10If you…04:48:11If you intend to try and fuck with the gate or bypass it,04:48:15or if you intend to explore the vaults more,04:48:18then that’s probably something we put off for next session.04:48:21If you would like to return to the surface, we can04:48:24We can do that tonight and wrap up the vaults.04:48:28I’m fine with either.
Rhysaene
04:48:30Um.
Temerity
04:48:30Temerity doesn’t think that we should stay in this room because what if more face spiders come?
Dungeon Master
04:48:36There could be like 30 more of them on the walls.
Rhysaene
04:48:36Okay.
Temerity
04:48:36Yeah.04:48:38yeah we don’t we have no way of knowing
Rhysaene
04:48:38Yeah.
Luma
04:48:43- The first thing a limbo would want to do is probably cast locate object for a turn.04:48:47for a turning stone just to see if there might be one
Dungeon Master
04:48:49Yeah.
Luma
04:48:50Other than that, I don’t really have anything else that I could do.04:48:53We don’t have a turning stone, so…
Dungeon Master
04:48:54Yeah.04:48:55You cast the spell and you find only the remnants of the exploded one that Hazel collected.04:49:00Actually, you don’t because they’re not on this plane anymore.
Luma
04:49:03No, they’re in my pocket.
Dungeon Master
04:49:04They’re in your pocket.
Temerity
04:49:04Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:49:05So you find no turnstones with your magic.
Hazel
04:49:10long trek back up.
Luma
04:49:10Um,04:49:12Yeah, I guess…04:49:13I have a long ass walk. I think at the very least,04:49:17We take a short rest somewhere on the route, like…
Rhysaene
04:49:21Please.
Luma
04:49:22out of this room
Hazel
04:49:22Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:49:23place.
Luma
04:49:24Just to like, you know, get back up and then we take a long trek up.
Dungeon Master
04:49:26Okay.04:49:28Yes.
Temerity
04:49:28Yeah.
Hazel
04:49:28In the ominous, in the ominous, uh,04:49:31terrible place that gives you that makes you taste blood.
Luma
04:49:34Yeah!
Rhysaene
04:49:34Oh, God.
Temerity
04:49:34Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
04:49:35Um,04:49:36I…04:49:37Yeah, you should rest there, guys.04:49:38I think that’s a great place for you to take a whole short rest.
Temerity
04:49:39I don’t think we should.
Luma
04:49:41You’ll be the closest to the Silverflame you’ve ever felt.
Temerity
04:49:44laughter
Rhysaene
04:49:45Thank you.
Luma
04:49:45Do some real deep soul searching in the fucking hate aura.
Dungeon Master
04:49:45closest to something.04:49:49Um,
Iva
04:49:49I’m joking.
Hazel
04:49:49Um,
Temerity
04:49:49- Yeah.
Luma
04:49:50Yes.04:49:51Yeah.
Iva
04:49:53I’m glad to hate or it was appreciated.
Dungeon Master
04:49:54eat.
Luma
04:49:54- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:49:55Yes, Mariah.
Luma
04:49:56people who
Hazel
04:49:59I forgot.04:50:01think.04:50:02actually, so sorry about that.
Dungeon Master
04:50:02Okie dokie.04:50:05You begin your ascent, and it is long,04:50:08um,04:50:09Early on in the Ascent, you find a little chamber off one of the passageways with another little closet, this one empty, long abandoned.04:50:18You’re all able to hunker down and get your short rest.04:50:22You’ll be able to regain hit dice and all of that04:50:26Anything you get back on a short rest, you get back.04:50:29After your short rest,04:50:32you resume the ascent.04:50:33and it’s ours.04:50:35um,04:50:36By the time you…04:50:39move past the old apartments that you had explored seemingly, it’s honestly…04:50:46It was hours ago.04:50:47It was the morning, but it feels like weeks ago at this point for how…04:50:53how deep into the earth you’ve descended,04:50:55Um,04:50:56but you ascend past the vaults, relocking them as you go.04:51:00You ascend back into the Silver Archive, where you are greeted by the Order of the Lantern, um…04:51:09sentinel who stood by the door04:51:11It’s a different Order of the Lantern Sentinel at this time of day.04:51:14And they see you come up and they say, ah, the…04:51:20Um,04:51:20The surveyors, you…
Luma
04:51:23Hello.
Dungeon Master
04:51:23You look a bit rough for the wear.04:51:25Well, hold on, I’ll ask.04:51:27Do you guys…04:51:28you guys wounded, your wounds have healed somewhat.04:51:30Are you still blood covered, covered in viscera, et cetera,04:51:34or have you cleaned up?
Rhysaene
04:51:37I will have cleaned myself up.
Dungeon Master
04:51:37before.
Rhysaene
04:51:40I would precede it.04:51:42Prestidigitation.04:51:44Huh?
Hazel
04:51:45list.04:51:46requested or.04:51:48like,04:51:48done without her knowledge.04:51:51Hazel doesn’t really…04:51:54uh,04:51:55doesn’t,04:51:56clean herself off.
Dungeon Master
04:51:58does anyone suggest or…04:52:01forcefully clean Hazel.
Temerity
04:52:04Ooh.
Iva
04:52:04uh,04:52:05I just know I would suggest I would ask, uh,04:52:09Rhys, to do that.04:52:13magic-y cleanup thing to her.
Rhysaene
04:52:13Yeah.04:52:15Of course I can.
Temerity
04:52:17Uh,04:52:18Temerity would clean themselves off with the water skin and offer hazel.
Hazel
04:52:24Oh.04:52:26oh, I suppose we’ve,04:52:28We do look worse for wear.04:52:30uh,04:52:31Yeah.04:52:32she’ll just like04:52:35She’ll just get right, right.04:52:36right next to, to04:52:38to Temerity and like put her arms out and be like, all right, splash me.
Luma
04:52:43Yeah.
Temerity
04:52:43- Yeah.04:52:44He cocks an eyebrow, but proceeds to try their best to clean off Hazel.
Luma
04:52:52I don’t think Luma got any viscera on herself, so she’s probably just like…04:52:56kind of worn out, but not
Dungeon Master
04:52:58Yeah.
Luma
04:52:58Shhh.04:52:59super dirty. She still has got04:53:01like dust and stuff and…
Dungeon Master
04:53:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luma
04:53:03grime on her cheeks and all that, but not like…04:53:06covered in blood.
Hazel
04:53:06for Hazel it’s mostly her.04:53:08It’s mostly her hands for how much digging through dead things she does.
Luma
04:53:11Thank you.04:53:12That’s the truth.
Temerity
04:53:12uh
Hazel
04:53:13She’s like, it’s fun.
Luma
04:53:14It’s fun.
Hazel
04:53:16And oh, she did Wild Shape in fighting the04:53:19When fighting the cloaker, so also like her mouth.
Temerity
04:53:24Yeah, Temerity is like…
Luma
04:53:24Oh, God.
Hazel
04:53:26Looks like she’s been eating dead things.
Temerity
04:53:28he pulls out a cloth and what’s the cloth to help clean hazel
Luma
04:53:29Shit.
Hazel
04:53:34- Wow.
Luma
04:53:35I don’t know.
Temerity
04:53:36Hold still.
Hazel
04:53:37It’s intimidating.04:53:38Baaah!
Temerity
04:53:38- Yeah.04:53:39laughter
Dungeon Master
04:53:41Um,
Temerity
04:53:41Gasp
Luma
04:53:42Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:53:43Mm-hmm.04:53:44Yeah, you all clean each other off, not a problem.04:53:48So actually when you return to the surface the04:53:52um,04:53:53the sentinels says, ah, the surveyors, um,04:53:57You’re not supposed to be down here, head up quickly.
Luma
04:54:01I have a work order.
Dungeon Master
04:54:02I understand, and your work is completed, is it not?
Iva
04:54:02period.
Luma
04:54:06Well, yeah, but
Temerity
04:54:06Oh.04:54:07That’s what you mean.
Dungeon Master
04:54:07then get out.
Luma
04:54:09Okay.
Temerity
04:54:10Many nods.
Luma
04:54:13Man.04:54:13Nobody appreciates our work.
Temerity
04:54:15laughs
Dungeon Master
04:54:17Um,
Hazel
04:54:18you know how this history feels.04:54:20Thank you too.
Dungeon Master
04:54:20You.04:54:22You head up and out of the Silver Archives, and as you finally leave the stale air of the old sealed vaults and the sterile book smell of the Silver Archive for the streets of Argentum, you’re greeted with an unusual sight.04:54:34It is late evening.04:54:36And in winter, that means the sun is already long past setting.04:54:39Returning to the surface, the streets are lit not with the lamps of lava as you expect them to be, but instead with many small candles.04:54:49The edges of the streets are lined up and down with pale, small wax candles burning dimly.04:54:54Every window you can see has two or three such candles burning within.04:54:59In fact,04:55:00Other than the dying light of the sun, these small candles are the only light sources you see, unless your own lamps remain lit.04:55:07It occurs to you as you make your way to the Candlelit Street that yesterday was the 30th of Coldrise, but today is not the first day of Nightdeep.04:55:16In all the commotion of surveying and fighting, it might have escaped your mind, but today is the annual festival called the Vigil of Remembrance.04:55:24A holy day of the silver flame, honoring the dead and the sacrifices they made to build Argentum.
Temerity
04:55:31laughs
Luma
04:55:31I worked on a hard day. I’m going to be in so much trouble.
Hazel
04:55:32Oh.
Iva
04:55:34the point.
Hazel
04:55:36Yeah.
Luma
04:55:37Oops.
Hazel
04:55:38Evolue.04:55:39uh, kind of like,04:55:42Tyler Merren: Out looks around as what is.04:55:44- Yeah.04:55:46What is this?
Dungeon Master
04:55:48Hazel would be the only person unfamiliar.04:55:50This level of pageantry is new to…04:55:55to everyone except for Iva.04:55:58but in Crick’s Bend04:56:00Um,04:56:01Even in Erhadell, among the humans who are more attuned to the, like, faith of the Silver Flame, the Vigil of Remembrance is one of the…04:56:12The the.04:56:13the festival days that separate to months.04:56:17And specifically, it was one for honoring the dead, and it is tradition to leave out candles for them.
Temerity
04:56:23uh,04:56:24It’s the vigil of remembrance.04:56:27Day of the dead.04:56:29uh,04:56:30to remember their sacrifices to build04:56:32Our community.
Hazel
04:56:35you’re the need.04:56:36Is a lot.04:56:38Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:56:39It’s.
Hazel
04:56:39Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:56:40tradition to leave out candles like these.
Hazel
04:56:45Perhaps we should.04:56:50I don’t know if that’s too on my nose, maybe it’s not.04:56:53Perhaps we should04:56:55Perhaps he should leave out candles for04:56:57Uh, the dwarves of Fardrimm.04:57:01or Fardrimm.
Luma
04:57:05I don’t do.
Hazel
04:57:05They both work.
Luma
04:57:06Fardrimm.
Hazel
04:57:07uh,04:57:08I read them.04:57:09Um,04:57:11We do.04:57:12for the04:57:13for the sacrifices that they’ve made.04:57:16sacrifices that04:57:17Thank you.04:57:19most people will never know about.
Temerity
04:57:23Where do you like?04:57:25Bruce or bro for a second, but then like fades into a smile and just nods.04:57:30It’s like, I think that’s a nice idea.
Hazel
04:57:33So perhaps they’d be more interested in sharing a drink for them instead of all this
Temerity
04:57:39Yeah.
Hazel
04:57:41All this candle business.
Rhysaene
04:57:43I think
Luma
04:57:43That sounds really nice.
Rhysaene
04:57:44Yeah, I think that sounds very nice right now.
Hazel
04:57:44Yeah.
Temerity
04:57:47Hehehehe.
Luma
04:57:48and a bath.
Temerity
04:57:51A bath sounds lovely.
Hazel
04:57:51And
Temerity
04:57:52laughs
Hazel
04:57:54Temerity Queen’s beef.
Temerity
04:57:57laughter
Dungeon Master
04:57:57Yes.
Iva
04:57:59Iva goes, don’t worry, Hazel.04:58:00I’ll make sure you get a good bath.
Luma
04:58:03Yeah.04:58:04All right.04:58:05I think I need more like a bath of the soul at this point.04:58:08It’s gonna be like a process.
Temerity
04:58:09- Yeah.04:58:11Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:58:11Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
04:58:11Thank you.
Hazel
04:58:12for the first day ever.04:58:14Pray for the first day ever.04:58:16Luma is considering taking PTO.
Temerity
04:58:19laughter
Dungeon Master
04:58:19in the 50s.
Iva
04:58:20Thank you.
Hazel
04:58:20So
Temerity
04:58:22laughter
Luma
04:58:22I’m already in a lot of trouble for working on a holiday, I’m pretty sure.
Hazel
04:58:25laughs
Temerity
04:58:26you
Luma
04:58:26Thank you.
Hazel
04:58:26Oh,
Luma
04:58:27Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Temerity
04:58:28Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:58:28To be clear, it was the Vigil of Remembrance when you went down, it’s just not something that occurred to you or your DM.
Luma
04:58:36Yeah.
Hazel
04:58:36- I hate it.
Temerity
04:58:36Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:58:36Thank you.
Hazel
04:58:36- No worries.
Dungeon Master
04:58:37But you haven’t been down, you’ve only been down like 12-ish hours or so.
Temerity
04:58:42Yeah.
Luma
04:58:43We started, yeah, this is nighttime of the same day, right?
Dungeon Master
04:58:46Yes, it is nighttime of the same day.
Luma
04:58:47Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:58:47Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:58:51Um,04:58:52Sorry, go ahead.
Hazel
04:58:53Oh, no.04:58:54uh04:58:56A reminder that we want to04:58:58uh,04:59:00some point we04:59:02We won.04:59:03be coming back and going through the04:59:06but the whole of them04:59:09We’re at04:59:11Sorry, a lot of proper nouns.04:59:15The dwarf guy works at the Hall of…04:59:19No, the vaultsmiths.04:59:21We were just at the
Luma
04:59:21Hall of Hammers is the vaultsmith.
Dungeon Master
04:59:22Thank you.
Hazel
04:59:23All of him.
Dungeon Master
04:59:24It’s the Hall of the Anvil I was just wrong.
Luma
04:59:28Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:59:28when I said it was the Hall of Hamburgs04:59:29because I can’t keep track of my notes.04:59:32The Hall of the Anvil is the guild headquarters of the vaultsmiths, and that is where you saw the dwarf who you had met previously at the festival.
Hazel
04:59:42Um,04:59:43and we’ll just04:59:45flop to be like04:59:47Just a reminder, it’s more of an04:59:50uh,04:59:51It’s more of an out of character reminder.04:59:53uh,04:59:54that we wanted to ask him questions.04:59:56um,
Luma
04:59:56Yeah, I just realized we’ve already left that place.04:59:59We were over at the Silver Archive.
Hazel
05:00:02Yeah.
Temerity
05:00:03Yeah.
Hazel
05:00:05Well, we…05:00:05We weren’t privy to what we know now.
Luma
05:00:08Oh, true, true, true.
Hazel
05:00:08Mm-hmm.
Luma
05:00:09Yeah, you’re right.05:00:10We want to go back there.
Hazel
05:00:11So we want to go back there at some point to talk to them or like,05:00:14Look at that.05:00:15find his favorite watering hole and
Temerity
05:00:19laughs
Hazel
05:00:20Ambush him.
Luma
05:00:21Ambush him, yeah.
Temerity
05:00:21Uh,
Hazel
05:00:22Hazel’s pretty good at stalking people, so she could figure that out pretty easily, I think.
Luma
05:00:26It definitely, now that, now that we know what we know, him saying, do you believe these
Hazel
05:00:27Uh,
Luma
05:00:30are 200 years old or whatever and calling us fools makes so much more sense.
Hazel
05:00:34Oh, yeah.
Temerity
05:00:35Uh huh.
Hazel
05:00:37uh,
Luma
05:00:41I’m calling you a fool specifically.
Dungeon Master
05:00:44This is…
Hazel
05:00:44uh,
Luma
05:00:44You’re the only one that talked to him.
Hazel
05:00:47Yeah.
Luma
05:00:47- Yeah.
Hazel
05:00:49So yeah, Hazel definitely wants to go back.05:00:51She wants to talk to him.05:00:52She wants to apologize, but she also just wants to talk to him.
Temerity
05:00:54Thank you.
Luma
05:00:54Hehehe.
Hazel
05:00:56Um,05:00:59But yes, a drink sounds nice.05:01:03our ability to decompress, discuss the events of the day.05:01:08and our steps going forward.
Rhysaene
05:01:12Yeah.
Hazel
05:01:12God, I don’t know what the hell we’re going to do now.
Temerity
05:01:15- Yeah.
Rhysaene
05:01:17Yeah.
Temerity
05:01:18I’ll see you next time.
Luma
05:01:19I got a lot of maps to make.
Hazel
05:01:21True.
Luma
05:01:22A lot of paperwork.
Temerity
05:01:22I have.05:01:25training to do.
Dungeon Master
05:01:28True.
Luma
05:01:28Oh, so much paperwork.
Hazel
05:01:28Oh, right.05:01:29You guys have jobs.05:01:30Thank you.
Dungeon Master
05:01:30Well, it’s funny you should say that.
Temerity
05:01:30Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
05:01:33It just so happens that the first of…05:01:36the first of Nightdeep is when05:01:40Temerity’s training is set to begin, as is Hazel’s job interview.05:01:44So tomorrow.
Rhysaene
05:01:44How?
Iva
05:01:48And I’m supposed to avoid crime.
Hazel
05:01:51All right, Pat.05:01:53I didn’t get a call back from my IRL job interview.
Dungeon Master
05:01:53Yeah.
Hazel
05:01:56Are you going to tell me?05:01:58Are you gonna be like, we’ll let you know,05:01:59and then you’re gonna ghost me?05:02:00Are you gonna ghost Hazel?
Luma
05:02:01- Yeah.05:02:02Yeah.
Hazel
05:02:02-
Dungeon Master
05:02:03For sure am now.
Temerity
05:02:05That’s fucked up.
Hazel
05:02:05Oh, man.
Dungeon Master
05:02:08Um,
Hazel
05:02:08It’s been affecting my mood.
Dungeon Master
05:02:11Unfortunately, hiring, giving more of you jobs is antithetical to running a D&D campaign.
Rhysaene
05:02:11Mm-hmm.
Temerity
05:02:17Yeah.
Hazel
05:02:17Yeah.
Dungeon Master
05:02:17Um,
Luma
05:02:17Um,05:02:20Adventuring is our second job.
Dungeon Master
05:02:20As you know,05:02:22As the five of you walk off into the candlelit streets of Argentum,05:02:26heading to whatever tavern, bar, inn, or…05:02:32home of one of your companions you decide to to get your05:02:35your drinks and recover from the day.05:02:38um,05:02:40the air much colder than you’re used to due to the lava lamps being temporarily shut down in observance of the vigil.05:02:47um,05:02:49The sky above clear…05:02:50with only candlelight.05:02:53not nearly as obscured as usual.05:02:56The stars gleam overhead and the moon, Evercrescent, watches you.05:03:02And that’s where we’ll end the session.
Temerity
05:03:04Ah.
Rhysaene
05:03:04Oh, boy.
Hazel
05:03:05- Thank you.
Temerity
05:03:06-05:03:07I was going to say, as they’re walking, if there’s a moment where, like, I don’t know, Hazel’s in the back of the pack or whatever…
Hazel
05:03:07guys.
Temerity
05:03:14to Temerity is going to like05:03:17subtly be like, we should talk about, uh,05:03:22something.
Dungeon Master
05:03:24Ha ha.
Temerity
05:03:24Hehehehe.
Hazel
05:03:26I’m not interested.
Temerity
05:03:28That’s good.05:03:29I’m good.05:03:30I’m good.05:03:31I’m good.05:03:32I’m good.
Hazel
05:03:32Nah, I’m getting some ideas.
Temerity
05:03:36But that we can handle next session.05:03:39Thank you.
Hazel
05:03:39Yeah.
Dungeon Master
05:03:40Sure.05:03:42Sure, sure.05:03:44We’ve done it again.