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Dungeon Master
00:00:01Would someone be so kind as to give us a recap of last session? It’s been two weeks.00:00:08So.
Temerity
00:00:13Um,00:00:16I can recollect from my memory and my notes00:00:20But…00:00:22We00:00:24Mm-mm.00:00:26We went to the Dancing Sword after…00:00:29Leaving the vaults.00:00:31Um,00:00:33Last session, enjoyed a nice meal and mild conversation.00:00:37uh,00:00:39Temerity.00:00:40Broke the news about the afterlife with Hazel.00:00:42They had a conversation about that, about discussing it with the rest of the party.00:00:46Um,00:00:48Temerity had their little training course.00:00:50Hazel went to her job interview.00:00:53and left said job interview because the vibes were horrendous.00:00:58Um,00:01:00Rhys bought a bunch of paints to make a painting.00:01:04Uh, Iva.00:01:07Did a little…00:01:09She did…00:01:10She went to the drop off for one of the Tarnar things.00:01:14Uh, that said that.00:01:16She has to meet00:01:18not00:01:19This night, but the next night.00:01:21Um,00:01:23Alone.00:01:25Uh…00:01:27for something. They just had to bring a familiar face and to00:01:32Come.00:01:33Alone.00:01:37- Mm-hmm.00:01:38After that, Hazel and Luma met up.00:01:42Uh…00:01:43and00:01:44went to00:01:46to00:01:47get00:01:48Dalric Ironmark.00:01:50They scheduled a meeting with him.00:01:53Dalric informed them that we’re in a load of trouble because the work order wasn’t actually sanctioned.00:02:01And that somehow this slipped through.00:02:03during a big shake-up at00:02:06the vaultsmiths, like,00:02:10one of the head of the departments left, I forget which one exactly,
Iva
00:02:11It’s all over you.
Dungeon Master
00:02:14structural integrity.
Temerity
00:02:15But, uh,00:02:16Structural integrity.00:02:18Um,00:02:21And so that this is a00:02:23Big issue because we weren’t supposed to be down there actually.00:02:27Um,00:02:28But they got their story straight.00:02:30Dalric reluctantly helped to get the story straight to help run through.00:02:37What’s going to happen next in terms of the investigation, mildly?00:02:42Um…00:02:45Luma.00:02:46very quick thinkingly.00:02:49Got the note back from Dalric.
Dungeon Master
00:02:51Yeah.
Temerity
00:02:54Huh?00:02:56Um,00:02:58Because it had some magic on it.00:03:01Uh…00:03:03The party met up there.00:03:05uh,00:03:07Discussed that a bit more at Luma’s apartment, which we also met Beepo and00:03:12uh… that00:03:13creation that Luma made with some00:03:18uh,00:03:21with some ingredients that she had procured the night before.00:03:24That’s what I left out.00:03:27And00:03:30We also got, uh,00:03:33briefed on00:03:34a letter that Luma received00:03:37one of the letters that Luma received from their00:03:40from her00:03:42Grandpa?00:03:43Great grandpa?
Dungeon Master
00:03:44Grandpa.00:03:45Well, both.
Luma
00:03:45about
Temerity
00:03:45Grandpa.00:03:46Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:03:46a letter from her grandpa that contained a letter from her great grandpa.
Temerity
00:03:50Yes.
Dungeon Master
00:03:52But you were only…
Temerity
00:03:52uh,
Luma
00:03:52or grandpa.
Temerity
00:03:54laughs
Dungeon Master
00:03:56you all only have, have,00:03:58Uh-oh.00:03:59the one from the great grandpa.
Temerity
00:04:04Um,00:04:06And discovered that…00:04:09The grove that he detailed in said letter was actually Argentum.00:04:16And that the map he provided was a map of the veil.00:04:22Um,00:04:24which00:04:25leads to a lot of questions about whatever’s poisoning the roots of the tree and what that all means.00:04:34Um,00:04:35but we concluded for the night, went our separate ways, Rhys and00:04:41I have a00:04:42Heading back to Rhys apartment,00:04:44Uh…00:04:45in which they received an unexpected guest, Daisy.00:04:50who is trying to kill Rhys.
Dungeon Master
00:04:54Yes.00:04:55- Yeah.00:04:57Indeed, we left off with the arrival of Daisy.00:04:59Daisy asking to come in to discuss some private business with Rhys.00:05:04um,00:05:06After walking past Iva and adjourning to Rhys bedroom,00:05:11Uh,00:05:12Daisy proceeded to ask for the ledger as though expecting00:05:17Perhaps expecting Rhys to…00:05:20Do you know what that meant?00:05:22Um,00:05:25when Rhys could not give an answer right away.00:05:29Daisy said, that’s okay. I guess we’ll do it the hard way.00:05:32and drew from underneath her bright floral poncho a pair of shortswords dripping with clear liquid.00:05:41uh,00:05:43So,00:05:44We begin by rolling initiative as I…
Rhysaene
00:05:48Yeah.00:05:49Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:05:50is off.
Rhysaene
00:05:50Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:05:51Okay.
Rhysaene
00:05:52I’ll tell them that.00:05:53camera on to00:05:54Yeah.00:05:55Show me rules.00:05:57I’m surprised correct.
Dungeon Master
00:06:00You are surprised you…00:06:03have disadvantage on your initiative, as does Iva.
Rhysaene
00:06:06Yeah.
Iva
00:06:06I was like, but I haven’t done it right.
Rhysaene
00:06:1011.00:06:12- Oh, do people see?
Luma
00:06:13Do not forget your 1d4.
Rhysaene
00:06:15Oh yeah, I get the wonderful, okay.
Dungeon Master
00:06:17crazy.
Rhysaene
00:06:18A level of
Dungeon Master
00:06:18not forget your 1D4 order.
Rhysaene
00:06:20So that was 11.00:06:22on the00:06:23It’s a doggy.00:06:24With disadvantage.00:06:25So, oh, Pustle 124, yes, thank you.00:06:29Oh, there you go.00:06:31Bye.00:06:33Oh.00:06:34So this is a00:06:37Oh my god, okay.
Temerity
00:06:39He he he.
Rhysaene
00:06:40That is a 15-on initiative.
Luma
00:06:43Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:06:44No.
Dungeon Master
00:06:46Let’s see.00:06:48Let’s see how this goes.
Iva
00:06:51I rolled a three with a one on my d4.
Rhysaene
00:06:52Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:06:54One second, sorry.
Rhysaene
00:06:54Ooh.
Iva
00:06:57Yeah.00:07:00you
Rhysaene
00:07:03I think I…00:07:04I think I should just do…00:07:07Two, when I’m rolling a disadvantage, I just rolled two D20s.
Dungeon Master
00:07:09Oh, my God.
Iva
00:07:12Uh-oh.
Temerity
00:07:12He he he.
Dungeon Master
00:07:13Um,
Rhysaene
00:07:15Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:07:17Sorry.00:07:18Iva, what’d you get?
Iva
00:07:20Four total.
Dungeon Master
00:07:22Well, I guess it doesn’t really matter. Wrists.00:07:27initiative.
Rhysaene
00:07:28Mm-hmm.00:07:29I’m fast.
Dungeon Master
00:07:32No, I’m what, what did you roll?
Rhysaene
00:07:33Oh, F15.
Dungeon Master
00:07:3515.
Rhysaene
00:07:36Yeah, I wrote a 13 on my00:07:39first row, oh rather my second row and then 11 on my first.00:07:42Poster 1D4 from00:07:45a Luma, which gave me a 15%.
Dungeon Master
00:07:49Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:07:50Thank God for you, Wales.
Temerity
00:07:52.
Luma
00:07:52Thank you.
Temerity
00:07:54Peace.
Dungeon Master
00:07:54Olivia, would you do screenshots?
Rhysaene
00:07:54Thank you.
Temerity
00:07:57Yeah, I don’t.
Rhysaene
00:07:59Bye.
Temerity
00:07:59OK, OK, hold on.00:08:03Do be do.
Luma
00:08:03Just dark.
Temerity
00:08:05I can take a screenshot of this.
Luma
00:08:07It’s just a black map.
Temerity
00:08:07Yoink.
Dungeon Master
00:08:09Yes.
Rhysaene
00:08:09Oh, they don’t…00:08:10Did my dex modify it to that?00:08:12Bye.00:08:16Sorry, my dex modifier, that would be a 16.
Dungeon Master
00:08:20Uh,
Temerity
00:08:20Hey.
Dungeon Master
00:08:21All right.00:08:22unfortunately not going to make a difference.
Rhysaene
00:08:25That’s okay.
Dungeon Master
00:08:28extensions.
Rhysaene
00:08:29Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:08:30extensions.00:08:34I don’t know which of these is the right one.
Temerity
00:08:38So you got a lot of movement options.00:08:40laughs
Rhysaene
00:08:43Thank you.
Temerity
00:08:43laughter
Rhysaene
00:08:45Yay!
Temerity
00:08:46laughs
Rhysaene
00:08:49We’ll see.
Dungeon Master
00:08:51um,
Rhysaene
00:08:52I’m glad that the token Tesla…00:08:54- Han.
Dungeon Master
00:08:55Yes. One second. Sorry.00:08:58And00:08:59Where did I put those.00:09:02images.00:09:03tokens, new risk token I made for you today.
Rhysaene
00:09:07- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:09:08This one.
Rhysaene
00:09:08That’s good.00:09:09That’s really cute. Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:09:13Great.00:09:14First is Daisy.
Luma
00:09:18Easy, easy.
Dungeon Master
00:09:19the00:09:20uh00:09:21the playful kind of00:09:23flirtatious,00:09:25lighthearted00:09:27uh,00:09:28aspect of her demeanor doesn’t go away as she draws these two00:09:32short blades, but it does take on00:09:37a kind of sinister air as the bloodlust in her eyes becomes apparent now.00:09:45um,00:09:47She is going…00:09:49to00:09:53She’s going to make an attempt to strike wrists00:09:58out.00:10:02with a short sword.00:10:09Darrin Morris: And she’s going to do so with advantage.
Rhysaene
00:10:12Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:10:14which rolls a 13.
Temerity
00:10:14left.
Dungeon Master
00:10:16plus five for a total of 18 to hit.
Rhysaene
00:10:20Yeah, that all hit.
Dungeon Master
00:10:24Do you have shield? And if so, would you like to use it?
Rhysaene
00:10:26Thank you.00:10:27Oh, I do have shield, yeah.00:10:29I have, well, my EC is the teen plus.00:10:34I guess with the shield it’d be plus five.
Dungeon Master
00:10:36which would make it the same as the rule. So it would not be enough to block this attack.
Rhysaene
00:10:38Yeah.00:10:41Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:10:43Uh.00:10:44This is D6.00:10:48And00:10:50some of these nasty00:10:52little dice.00:10:58Oh!00:10:59I need you to make a00:11:01uh,00:11:04constitution saving throw.
Rhysaene
00:11:06Okay, I will do that right now.00:11:09Does everyone see the die?
Temerity
00:11:13Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:11:13Okay.00:11:15Oh my god.00:11:20So, 19.
Temerity
00:11:21sad music00:11:23Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:11:25mean00:11:26succeeds on the con save.00:11:30You will not take poisoned damage or the poisoned condition from this attack. You will however be snuck attacked.
Rhysaene
00:11:36blech.00:11:38Ooh.
Dungeon Master
00:11:39and you take 10, 13 points -- nope, sorry.00:11:44That’s before.
Rhysaene
00:11:45Cool.
Dungeon Master
00:11:46you take,00:11:4717 points of piercing damage as this first blow just catches you completely off guard.
Iva
00:11:54Oof.
Dungeon Master
00:11:54your…
Rhysaene
00:11:55- I know.
Dungeon Master
00:11:56Hardiness protects you from the effects of the poison that coats the blade as it drips into your blood from the strike.00:12:01But the strike itself is brutal.
Rhysaene
00:12:05Ooh.
Dungeon Master
00:12:06Um,00:12:14She swings at you with the other blade.00:12:20which is
Rhysaene
00:12:20Ooh.
Dungeon Master
00:12:21still dripping with poison as well.00:12:24She rolls a natural five and a natural one.
Rhysaene
00:12:28Oh!
Dungeon Master
00:12:30So she swings a third time with that second blade.
Rhysaene
00:12:34Oh my god.
Dungeon Master
00:12:36Uh.00:12:37Natural 9 and a natural 3. 9 plus 5 is 14 to hit.
Rhysaene
00:12:37um,00:12:42I will, as a reaction, shield.
Dungeon Master
00:12:46She comes in with the poison blade and at the last second, you’re able to conjure your magic and block the strike.
Temerity
00:12:46Hehe.
Dungeon Master
00:12:54um,
Rhysaene
00:12:54Goodness.00:13:00So
Dungeon Master
00:13:00will
Rhysaene
00:13:01Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:13:02As she’s like striking, she like dances around you and she jumps up onto your bed, kind of taking like a slightly high ground position.00:13:10above you00:13:12pointing both blades down.
Rhysaene
00:13:14goodness.00:13:16How much was that on the facet? It was 17.
Dungeon Master
00:13:1817.
Rhysaene
00:13:20Okay.00:13:21Aw.00:13:25Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.00:13:29Oh my goodness.
Dungeon Master
00:13:31that.
Rhysaene
00:13:31So…
Dungeon Master
00:13:33brings us around
Rhysaene
00:13:33I’m a
Dungeon Master
00:13:34Sorry.
Rhysaene
00:13:35Oh, no, no, sorry. I was just going to say I’m definitely below half right now.00:13:39Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:13:39Thank you.
Temerity
00:13:39-
Dungeon Master
00:13:41That brings us around to Iva. Iva, you’re sitting out here in the living room, the door’s shut,00:13:47all of a sudden you hear00:13:49Um,00:13:50like heavy footfalls, like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.00:13:53And then00:13:54Uh,00:13:55like the sounds of combat.00:13:57uh,00:14:00happening.
Iva
00:14:03Thank you.00:14:04All right.00:14:05Which one was it?
Dungeon Master
00:14:08This store.
Iva
00:14:08I missed the original.00:14:09That’s what I thought.00:14:12Oh.00:14:14it’s,00:14:15I wouldn’t know that without testing it.00:14:20Iva gets up and goes, “Really?”
Rhysaene
00:14:26Do I get a reply?
Temerity
00:14:26- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:14:27Yes, yes.
Iva
00:14:30Eva runs and goes to bash through the door with her shoulder.
Dungeon Master
00:14:30- Yeah.
Temerity
00:14:30laughs
Dungeon Master
00:14:34uh,00:14:36I will give00:14:37Yeah.
Iva
00:14:39All right.
Dungeon Master
00:14:41Gotta go through the middle of the door.
Iva
00:14:4320 feet.00:14:49I’ve done it.
Temerity
00:14:51Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:14:56You rush in, you see the person who’d walked by up on the bed, two short swords in either, a short sword in either hand, one of the short swords is dripping with some kind of clear fluid, the other seems to have…00:15:10be dripping with Rhys’s blood instead, and you can see a quite brutal wound on Rhys’s shoulder from it.
Iva
00:15:18And it goes, oh.00:15:25Yeah.00:15:29Uh,00:15:30After charging in,00:15:33Iva goes to swing at the…00:15:37Lady…00:15:42with her00:15:45Handaxe?
Dungeon Master
00:15:47Uh-huh.
Iva
00:15:49uh,00:15:51I am going to precise attack it.00:15:53because how dare they jump through it.
Dungeon Master
00:15:54Okay.00:15:57Yeah, risk got fucking jumped.
Temerity
00:15:59laughs
Rhysaene
00:16:00- Thank you.
Iva
00:16:00So.00:16:01It’s ready.00:16:05- Oh.00:16:0723.
Dungeon Master
00:16:09A 23 will hit.
Iva
00:16:13Good, because I’m concerned that if it wasn’t that, you were going to tell me it didn’t hit.
Dungeon Master
00:16:18So,
Iva
00:16:25Okay, we’ll roll max damage.00:16:27That’s six plus eight.
Dungeon Master
00:16:29God.
Iva
00:16:32is 14 plus 5…00:16:36is
Rhysaene
00:16:37Whoa!
Iva
00:16:3819 damage.
Dungeon Master
00:16:4019.
Rhysaene
00:16:40I’ve said no.
Iva
00:16:43I said, that’s my risk.
Temerity
00:16:43- He he he.
Dungeon Master
00:16:45That’s my risk. You land a brutal hit on Daisy.
Iva
00:16:47Get your own.00:16:52And then I’ll attack again.
Dungeon Master
00:16:54Go for it.
Temerity
00:16:59Don’t forget about your weapon masteries.
Iva
00:17:02- Yeah.00:17:03Uh, ’cause I have deck.00:17:06Yeah, so this will also be an advantage…
Dungeon Master
00:17:10Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Iva
00:17:13Oh, wow. Another 23.
Dungeon Master
00:17:1723 hits.
Iva
00:17:21You do have Daniel.00:17:24Um,00:17:28that’s going to be significantly less damage because that will be eight damage.
Dungeon Master
00:17:33Damage is damaged.
Iva
00:17:39Uh,00:17:41Then…00:17:44See that’s movement action.00:17:48Uh, bonus action.00:17:51Rhys, hit him!
Rhysaene
00:17:53Yuck!
Iva
00:17:54I don’t know.
Temerity
00:17:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
00:17:55risk
Iva
00:17:55Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:17:57Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:17:57risk does not have a reaction.
Rhysaene
00:18:00Oh, yeah, because I’m, because I, oh, really?
Dungeon Master
00:18:01Wait, no, no, no, you do, you do, you do,
Iva
00:18:01Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:18:03because it’s been your turn since.00:18:04Yes, you can do this, never mind.
Rhysaene
00:18:06Oh, really?
Dungeon Master
00:18:07Yes, your reaction reset off.
Rhysaene
00:18:08I didn’t do anything.00:18:09Oh, okay.00:18:11Okay, okay, sorry, my bad.
Dungeon Master
00:18:12Yeah, Daisy attacked you, you shielded, then it was your turn.
Rhysaene
00:18:16Oh, okay.00:18:19Did I do anything like that? I forgot.
Dungeon Master
00:18:19- How was my head?
Temerity
00:18:21No, actually, Kat, you skipped Rhys turn.
Dungeon Master
00:18:24- Bye.00:18:25Absolutely did that.00:18:26I’ll fix that.
Rhysaene
00:18:28That’s okay.
Temerity
00:18:28Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
00:18:28We’ll do it.
Rhysaene
00:18:28I was like, wait a second.
Dungeon Master
00:18:29We’ll do you next. Nope, you’re right.
Rhysaene
00:18:30Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:18:31I don’t know why I did that.00:18:33We’ll do you.
Rhysaene
00:18:33No, no, no. It’s narratively. It makes sense. Don’t worry. Don’t worry. Don’t worry. It’s fine.
Temerity
00:18:37Hehehehe.
Iva
00:18:37narratively big
Luma
00:18:38They’re used to the old surprise mechanics where you do lose your turn.
Rhysaene
00:18:42Yeah.
Temerity
00:18:42- Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
00:18:43It’s fine, it’s fine.00:18:48I was like, wait a second, should I speak up?00:18:51No, it’s okay.
Temerity
00:18:53He he he he he he he he he he.
Dungeon Master
00:18:53Yeah, I’m sorry. I wish you had told me.
Iva
00:18:53- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:18:57We’ll just do it.
Rhysaene
00:18:57No, it’s okay, darling.
Dungeon Master
00:18:59We’ll just do it after so you yeah you’re able to.
Rhysaene
00:19:03Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:19:03to make your attack. You do not00:19:05currently have a weapon.00:19:07And no, no, we’ll say if you were going to draw your weapon on your turn, you have your weapon out.00:19:13I’m going to…
Rhysaene
00:19:13Yeah, I’ll take that one.
Dungeon Master
00:19:14I’m going to give a little leeway since this is my fault.
Rhysaene
00:19:14Yeah.00:19:16Yeah, yeah. Okay, we’ll say that then.00:19:18I drew my weapon, my sword.
Temerity
00:19:20Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:19:22Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:19:23Iva kind of directs you, finds an opening and makes an opening with her own attacks.00:19:28And in this moment, as your reaction, you draw your…
Rhysaene
00:19:28Mm.
Dungeon Master
00:19:32your sword and strike.
Rhysaene
00:19:32Yeah.00:19:35Okay.00:19:36Uh,00:19:37So I roll in a tucle no.
Dungeon Master
00:19:39Yes, roll an attack.
Rhysaene
00:19:40Okay.00:19:41Uh…00:19:43Uh,00:19:4412.00:19:45plus00:19:477th of 19th.00:19:50It’s a hit.
Dungeon Master
00:19:5019, a 19 will hit.
Rhysaene
00:19:53I don’t have any bonuses on this but that’s okay, I have 2d6 for 7 essentially.
Iva
00:20:00And you get an extra D8 because I told you to hit him.
Rhysaene
00:20:02- Oh!00:20:03You are my friend.00:20:07Thank you.
Temerity
00:20:07Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:20:082d6, so 5 plus 1.00:20:11So that is00:20:14uh00:20:15I was one of those.00:20:16Six or seven is 13 years.00:20:18Uh…00:20:20cost the T8 hours of00:20:23five,00:20:2518 points of damage.
Dungeon Master
00:20:2718, brutal.
Rhysaene
00:20:31Um…00:20:34Oh, is it? Wait a second. I need to look at this one for a moment.00:20:40Once per ton of00:20:42Okay.00:20:43Can I?00:20:45use00:20:46Eldritch Smite on this.
Dungeon Master
00:20:49Yes.00:20:49If00:20:51uh,00:20:53Yeah, I think so.00:20:54If it doesn’t require it to be your turn, then yes, you can.
Rhysaene
00:20:57Yeah, it says once per ton of,00:20:59When you hit a creature with your packed weapon, you can expend00:21:03a packed magic spell slot to deal extra 1d8 force damage to the target,00:21:07plus another 1d8 per level with the spell slot.00:21:09So that’s an extra 4d8.
Dungeon Master
00:21:12Yes.
Rhysaene
00:21:15So…
Iva
00:21:15It’s about
Rhysaene
00:21:17will be
Luma
00:21:19Assassin is about to get slammed through the floor.
Dungeon Master
00:21:22Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:21:22Yeah.
Temerity
00:21:22Heheheheh.
Iva
00:21:23Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:21:24Awesome.
Dungeon Master
00:21:25Daisy’s getting her ass kicked.
Rhysaene
00:21:27So that is…
Luma
00:21:27Daisy, Daisy, Eldredge, bite your face.
Rhysaene
00:21:29One…00:21:31Yeah.00:21:32Seven.
Temerity
00:21:33He he he.
Rhysaene
00:21:33Thank you.00:21:34One.00:21:36Oh my god, I rolled awful. I rolled an extra 10 points of force damage.
Dungeon Master
00:21:41hey, you’ve done a fuck ton of damage.
Rhysaene
00:21:41Uh, I rolled00:21:44Yeah.
Temerity
00:21:46-
Rhysaene
00:21:46I rolled it. Yeah, I rolled it.00:21:48uh,00:21:49Yeah, Polly on this, on this tier.
Temerity
00:21:52laughs
Rhysaene
00:21:53Three ones and a seven.
Dungeon Master
00:21:56Daisy, uh,00:21:59Daisy came in…00:22:01expecting like a debutante00:22:03and immediately gets humbled by the combination of Rhys and Iva’s coordinated assault.00:22:10Um,00:22:11She watches Iva rush in, weapons drawn.00:22:14She watches you pull a greatsword out of your chest and,00:22:19And her playful demeanor is gone in that moment.00:22:23She says, two of you.00:22:26No one said you were a magic user. This is going to cost extra.
Temerity
00:22:31Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:22:31Yeah.00:22:31but she doesn’t yet seem repelled.00:22:36Iva, is that all for you?
Iva
00:22:36That’s good.00:22:38No, because I have Action Surge.
Dungeon Master
00:22:40But…
Temerity
00:22:40Yeah.
Iva
00:22:42- Yeah.00:22:43Ha ha ha.00:22:46So I’m going to hit her again with advantage because I still vexed her.00:22:51Okay.
Rhysaene
00:22:52She is also prone to…
Dungeon Master
00:22:52Go for it.
Hazel
00:22:52of those
Iva
00:22:54Oh, she’s also prone, all right, so I didn’t even have to vex her.
Hazel
00:22:54Throw those manacles on everybody.
Rhysaene
00:22:57As if Eldritch might, yeah.00:22:59Unless she’s immune to burn, I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
00:23:03not immune to PROM.
Iva
00:23:04So.00:23:06- Oh damn, if only I was a champion.00:23:09Uh, so, uh, that’ll be a 27.
Dungeon Master
00:23:13Yeah, that hits.
Iva
00:23:15- And who?00:23:18For another 10 damage.
Hazel
00:23:24got to knock her out and put those
Dungeon Master
00:23:24- I’m a journalist.
Hazel
00:23:26But those fancy…00:23:27fancy boy manacles on her.00:23:29Finally.
Iva
00:23:29No.
Temerity
00:23:30Hee hee hee hee hee hee.
Hazel
00:23:30I use for your handcuffs.
Rhysaene
00:23:31- Wait.
Temerity
00:23:32Maybe finally.
Hazel
00:23:40No summoning swords with your hands in these anti-mage cuffs, you fucking…
Dungeon Master
00:23:45I will point out00:23:48You have ripped into Daisy…00:23:53with a flurry of devastating blows.00:23:56She is very clearly covered in wounds from, what do you, spear?
Iva
00:24:02No, I have an axe now.
Temerity
00:24:02Hand act.
Dungeon Master
00:24:02Oh.00:24:03A hand axe from strikes from the hand axe from Rhys’s greatsword.00:24:06She is not quite bloodied yet.
Iva
00:24:09Uh-oh.
Dungeon Master
00:24:11Is that all for Iva?
Hazel
00:24:12Don’t listen to her propaganda.
Iva
00:24:14Yeah, this is now all for Iva.
Temerity
00:24:14Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:24:17um,00:24:18Rhys.00:24:19We’re going to do your turn and we’ll do it in the correct order starting after this next round.
Rhysaene
00:24:19- Hello.00:24:25Yes, that’s okay.00:24:26Um,00:24:28uh,00:24:29Yeah, she is prone.00:24:31Um,
Dungeon Master
00:24:31Yes.
Rhysaene
00:24:38I…
Temerity
00:24:39Nothing really changed.
Rhysaene
00:24:39Yeah, I’m not gonna…00:24:42say anything. I think Rhys is so focused on…00:24:47like there’s,00:24:49100% coldness, like she got attacked in her home.00:24:52Um,00:24:55So she’s just going to keep00:24:57going for now.00:24:59Uh,00:25:01Yes.00:25:04She is prone, so I have a vintage.00:25:10Uh,00:25:1116 on the first time.00:25:15And it’s 69 on the second.
Dungeon Master
00:25:15the whole hit.
Rhysaene
00:25:16So, yeah.00:25:19Um…00:25:20Do you want minimal damage for the first one or00:25:22do you want me to like keep?
Dungeon Master
00:25:24Um…00:25:26Doesn’t matter.
Rhysaene
00:25:28Okay.00:25:29Um,
Dungeon Master
00:25:30She doesn’t have like a reaction or anything.
Rhysaene
00:25:33Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:25:33that can help her there.
Rhysaene
00:25:34Okay.00:25:35And then00:25:38It.00:25:39on this.00:25:42And then 15 on the…00:25:4415 plus 7, so 21 on the second attack as well.
Dungeon Master
00:25:48And eight on the first.
Rhysaene
00:25:51No, so the first one was…00:25:53So,00:25:53I rolled two 16s.00:25:55on the first attack.
Dungeon Master
00:25:55Yep.
Rhysaene
00:25:57So that would report it to00:26:00uh,00:26:0020, so plus seven, so that would have been 22.00:26:04And then,00:26:0515 on the
Dungeon Master
00:26:05I hit.
Rhysaene
00:26:06Yeah.00:26:07Okay.00:26:08So on the first attack,00:26:12will be00:26:13three.00:26:14four plus seven.00:26:16So,00:26:1714.6.00:26:19of damage on the first attack.
Dungeon Master
00:26:22Okay.00:26:24Now she’s bloodied.
Rhysaene
00:26:26uh00:26:27And then this.00:26:28Second one.00:26:31Let’s see.00:26:32Okay. Not so good on that one, but that’s okay. 11 points on the second hit.00:26:51Um,00:26:52That will be me.00:26:54I said, that will be me.
Dungeon Master
00:26:56Okay.00:26:57uh,00:26:59That brings us00:27:01Back.00:27:02to00:27:03Daisy.00:27:06Daisy groans in pain from this beating she’s just taken.00:27:11She stands up.00:27:21stands up00:27:22one short sword still covered in poison.00:27:25um,00:27:26she very quickly00:27:27Um,00:27:30with, with,00:27:31she’s not gonna survive another round.00:27:34Very quickly with a flourish poisons the other blade.00:27:38So they’re both poisoned again using her bonus action.00:27:42And then she unleashes a…00:27:44a set of strikes at Rhys.00:27:48She no longer has advantage, so natural five, first attack,
Rhysaene
00:27:52Oh!
Dungeon Master
00:27:52Natural 14 plus five, so 19 on the second attack.
Rhysaene
00:27:55Yeah, that will definitely hit.
Iva
00:27:57Oh, fuck. I was muted. I would like to use a reaction.
Dungeon Master
00:27:57Um, I need.00:28:00Okay?
Iva
00:28:01She has disadvantage.
Dungeon Master
00:28:03Okay.00:28:04She rolls a natural 18 and still hits.00:28:06I need another.
Iva
00:28:07odd.
Rhysaene
00:28:07Oh!
Dungeon Master
00:28:07Constitution save for risk.
Rhysaene
00:28:10Okay.00:28:12Yeah, four.
Dungeon Master
00:28:14you feel
Rhysaene
00:28:16I do. A billion damage.
Dungeon Master
00:28:16So you take00:28:20You take.00:28:22uh,00:28:24Six points of peer, nope.00:28:2510 points of piercing00:28:27Seven points of poison.
Rhysaene
00:28:28Yes.00:28:29Oh, oh.
Dungeon Master
00:28:30Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:28:31I’m alive.00:28:33Ah, 21 minus.00:28:40or00:28:42Sorry, how much was that again?00:28:43I’m proud of that.
Dungeon Master
00:28:4517 total.
Rhysaene
00:28:47Okay.00:28:49If anyone minus.00:28:5117.00:28:57Bruce, I’m gonna go.
Iva
00:28:58That’s fine, that’s fine.
Rhysaene
00:29:00Yeah.00:29:02I love 4HP.
Dungeon Master
00:29:08second.00:29:20and you are poisoned.00:29:23And she has…
Rhysaene
00:29:23Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:29:24One more attack.00:29:25which she also launches at you.
Temerity
00:29:28Oh boy.
Rhysaene
00:29:29Oh brother.
Iva
00:29:31can’t imply disadvantage on this one.
Dungeon Master
00:29:34She rolls a natural 18, so I need another con save.
Rhysaene
00:29:40Seven.
Dungeon Master
00:29:44you take00:29:46Nine points of piercing and six poison for a total of 15 hit points.
Rhysaene
00:29:51Yes, I am down.00:29:53Or I’m at zero.00:29:55uh,00:29:58Oof.
Dungeon Master
00:29:59You are at zero.
Iva
00:29:59I’m not a medic.
Dungeon Master
00:30:03She will…00:30:05disengaged? No, she…00:30:08She used her…00:30:09to apply poison as her bonus action, she will not disengage.00:30:13So she will reposition00:30:15She, like, jumps over wrists and moves towards the door.00:30:25Oh.00:30:26Yes.00:30:27Ah, not saving proofs.
Iva
00:30:27It’s more dangerous than…00:30:30- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:30:31Rhys, I need a death saving throw.
Rhysaene
00:30:34Yeah.
Iva
00:30:35Roll that 20.
Rhysaene
00:30:3717.
Temerity
00:30:39Ooh.00:30:43Nice.
Dungeon Master
00:30:47Yeah.00:30:48Yeah, you succeed on your death save.
Rhysaene
00:30:51- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:30:52You have one success.00:30:53Correct.
Rhysaene
00:30:54Oh, oh, oh.
Dungeon Master
00:30:54I know.00:30:56As the poison just continues to like pulse through your veins.
Hazel
00:31:03Yeah, we…
Rhysaene
00:31:03I have.
Dungeon Master
00:31:03That brings.
Rhysaene
00:31:05I have a question actually in the name of
Dungeon Master
00:31:05- That’s right.
Rhysaene
00:31:08And that’s what that means.00:31:10But being poisoned, would that make me have disadvantage on death-saving cancer?
Dungeon Master
00:31:14No.00:31:15Poison is only disadvantage on attack rolls and ability checks, not saving throws.
Rhysaene
00:31:15Okay.00:31:17Thank you.00:31:19Oh, OK, OK, my bad.
Dungeon Master
00:31:22No, no, it’s fine.00:31:23I’m glad you asked, but no, you are fine. Do not have disadvantage.00:31:28Um, that brings us back around to Iva.00:31:30You see this assassin, uh, land two nasty strikes on Rhys.00:31:36um,00:31:37the poison coming off of her blades being replaced by Rhys’s blood as Rhys falls to the ground.00:31:42The assassin does a leap over Rhys’s body and positions…00:31:47herself between you and the door.00:31:58Super…
Iva
00:31:59What?00:32:00check to stabilize someone that’s medicine
Dungeon Master
00:32:00There we go.00:32:02it is a medicine check. It is, it is a, I believe it’s just a DC 10.
Iva
00:32:09scared about that, but like00:32:20I don’t want Rhys to die.
Dungeon Master
00:32:24That is a very real possibility here.
Rhysaene
00:32:26Hey.
Dungeon Master
00:32:27if, if, if,
Rhysaene
00:32:27Oh!
Iva
00:32:27Yeah, I feel…00:32:29I.00:32:32Rhys is currently dying it.
Dungeon Master
00:32:34Rhys is currently dying.
Rhysaene
00:32:36Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:32:39player’s handbook.
Iva
00:32:41If I save her life right now, the assassin just stabs you twice.
Temerity
00:32:46Yeah.
Iva
00:32:46Guaranteed.00:32:54Because if they see me stabilize you, there’s no like, oh, she might die.00:33:03But if I don’t stabilize you, I’m going to swing to hit the assassin.
Temerity
00:33:07Then they could.00:33:08could strike00:33:10three times maybe and just kill.00:33:13If they don’t, if she doesn’t leave.
Iva
00:33:16Well, it still would always be two, but my hope is that the assassin will go, oh, she’s laying on the ground.
Temerity
00:33:17but I’m also not in there.
Iva
00:33:23succumbing to the poison as she bleeds out.00:33:27stop her from bleeding out, the assassin might go, oh, I’ll just finish this job real quick.
Dungeon Master
00:33:34Yeah.00:33:35I think that’s a reasonable conclusion.00:33:36This isn’t like…00:33:39Wrists dropped.00:33:40They’re…00:33:40There isn’t like a real reason for Daisy to think00:33:43that she’s gonna get back up in this fight. Although to be fair,00:33:47stabilizing her does not get her back up.00:33:50It just keeps her from bleeding out.00:33:51So if you did it, it doesn’t necessarily mean the assassin’s gonna be like…
Iva
00:33:52No.
Dungeon Master
00:33:55Because that’s some war game shit in this particular fight.00:33:59That’d be like, this person…00:34:02I’m still in a fight for my life. I need to spend my actions on this person.00:34:07Or I can, like, finish off a target who…00:34:11I have like four hours to…
Temerity
00:34:14Hehehehe.
Iva
00:34:14- That’s fair.00:34:15My thought process is that she doesn’t have to kill Iva.
Dungeon Master
00:34:21Give me an intelligence check.
Iva
00:34:21She just has the kilt wrist.
Dungeon Master
00:34:23No, no, no. Give me a…
Iva
00:34:23I was not the target.
Dungeon Master
00:34:25Give me an insight check and you can do it with advantage.
Iva
00:34:29All right.
Temerity
00:34:31I think she’s going to kill you too.
Iva
00:34:34Thank you.
Hazel
00:34:36Mm-hmm.
Iva
00:34:36Oh, I rolled pretty good on this for the first time, like, ever! A 17!
Dungeon Master
00:34:4017.00:34:41um,00:34:43Iva is not the target.00:34:44Iva is, however, a witness to a murder.00:34:48There’s no way that she’s going to let you live if she can help it.00:34:55And you can see that intent still in her eyes.00:34:58She didn’t reposition00:35:00to flee, she repositioned to keep you from fleeing. She is ready to fight.00:35:06But you can also kind of with that 17 tell that like,00:35:10Right now,00:35:12she’s hurt pretty bad.00:35:14you think that00:35:16if you continue to maintain the upper hand in the fight,00:35:20she’ll put her life above the job and run for it.00:35:23But at the moment, it looks like she still wants to take out the only witness to her assassination.
Iva
00:35:29All right.00:35:31Well, Rhys, we’re going to pray that you got another turd in you.
Rhysaene
00:35:35Yeah.
Iva
00:35:35at least.
Rhysaene
00:35:37We’ll see.
Iva
00:35:38I’m going to swing.00:35:39It’s so funny that I get to start with advantage because of my theme.
Temerity
00:35:43- Thank you.
Iva
00:35:44I’m going to precise strike.00:35:47Daisy.
Dungeon Master
00:35:50Go for it.
Iva
00:35:52I don’t think a 16 is going to hit.
Dungeon Master
00:35:55A 1600:35:58Just barely hits.
Iva
00:36:00Oh, okay, that’s good, because if it missed, I was just going to precision attack her and add a d8 to it.
Dungeon Master
00:36:05Thank you.
Iva
00:36:06laughter00:36:09I don’t know.00:36:12All right.00:36:13Well, since that hit, I’m going to vex her, and then also I’m going to do my night…00:36:17body damage, which is00:36:19six plus 11 damage.
Dungeon Master
00:36:25And with that strike00:36:27You see in her demeanor a shift.00:36:32As she realizes she is outmatched in, without the element of surprise, she thought this was going to be one-on-one.00:36:39She thought that Rhys was going to succumb to poison, not be able to avoid the blows.00:36:44She thought it was going to be over in an instant.00:36:47She was not prepared to fight two people.00:36:49And you can see that calculus cross her eyes as she realizes if she keeps trying to kill you, she’s not going to make it out alive.00:36:56And you see the decision, like the switch flip in her mind, where the moment where she decides she’s going to try to do everything she can to get out of here.00:37:05prioritizing that above00:37:08uh,00:37:09anything else.00:37:12That was your attack. Do you have anything else?
Iva
00:37:15I have a second attack.00:37:17because of extra attack.
Dungeon Master
00:37:18Go for it.
Iva
00:37:21um,00:37:29you know, that 20 would be cool.00:37:35Or an 18. That’ll work, I guess.
Rhysaene
00:37:39Yay!00:37:39Bye.
Dungeon Master
00:37:3918 will hit.
Iva
00:37:43for seven damage.
Temerity
00:37:48with the triplet test.00:37:50He, he, he, he, he.
Iva
00:37:51I don’t have trip.
Temerity
00:37:54uh,
Dungeon Master
00:37:54is that,00:37:55Is that all for Iva?
Iva
00:37:57Um,00:38:04Yeah, it would probably be an action to study her00:38:08faith intently.
Temerity
00:38:09You could block the door.00:38:10if you don’t want her to leave, but if you want her to leave, that’s okay.
Iva
00:38:12Oh, that’s true.
Dungeon Master
00:38:12You are not here.
Temerity
00:38:14That’s true. That’s true. I’m not there.00:38:17I can’t, I’m gonna shut up, I’m gonna mute myself.
Hazel
00:38:17Thank you.
Iva
00:38:19If it makes you feel better, I was thinking about that anyway, but I couldn’t think of a good reason not to let her run.
Rhysaene
00:38:20- Yeah.00:38:21Thank you.00:38:24Thank you.
Iva
00:38:27So.
Luma
00:38:28She’s just going to come back?
Iva
00:38:29I have a booth.
Hazel
00:38:30Yeah.
Luma
00:38:32What do you mean?
Iva
00:38:32Oh.
Luma
00:38:33Yeah.
Iva
00:38:33Well,00:38:34I mean…
Luma
00:38:34She knows where Rhys lives.
Iva
00:38:37I have a…
Dungeon Master
00:38:37She knows where Rhys lives.
Luma
00:38:37That’s it.
Iva
00:38:39I have a boost in between the door and Daisy.00:38:43With a shitty smirk of like, I’m in front of the door now.
Dungeon Master
00:38:48um,00:38:49Is that all for Iva?
Iva
00:38:51That is all for Iva.
Dungeon Master
00:38:54Daisy.00:38:56Daisy will use her bonus action to disengage.00:39:00It was here.00:39:01here.00:39:03takes one of her short swords00:39:05flips it around and smashes it through Rhys window.00:39:10Sorry, what was that?
Iva
00:39:12Now,
Dungeon Master
00:39:12five, 10,00:39:15What’s up?
Iva
00:39:17No, it’s a B&E and a murder attempt.
Dungeon Master
00:39:22One-y…
Rhysaene
00:39:22- Panalism.
Dungeon Master
00:39:24She climbs out the window and as she does, she drops the short sword.00:39:30and pulls out a hand crossbow and fires it at you.00:39:41through the window as she’s leaving.00:39:43She rolls a natural 13 plus 5, sir, 18.00:39:47to hit.
Iva
00:39:48That will hit it.
Dungeon Master
00:39:50The hand crossbow.00:39:53Is it D6? I need a constitution saving throw.
Iva
00:39:58He’s pleasing on her arrows, too.
Dungeon Master
00:39:59Thank you.
Iva
00:40:0310, because I rolled a 5.
Dungeon Master
00:40:07you take00:40:09uh,00:40:10Eight points of piercing, four points of poison.00:40:16and you are poisoned.
Iva
00:40:21There she poisoned me.
Dungeon Master
00:40:26Mm-hmm.
Luma
00:40:26Man, if only…00:40:28It’s a good thing that you don’t have to make any life-saving checks right about now.
Dungeon Master
00:40:32Yeah, that is true.00:40:34So that was one attack to break the window.
Temerity
00:40:34I think it did.
Dungeon Master
00:40:37one attack to shoot Iva.00:40:40uh,00:40:41She moved 20 feet.00:40:42She had to use her bonus action for the disengage.00:40:45So she only has 10 more feet of movement, but she’ll do it around…00:40:49out.00:40:50behind the00:40:52the wall and out of Iva’s line of sight.00:40:56But you can hear her. She’s only like 10 feet out the window, but she’s out in the open street now.00:41:05And that is Daisy’s drone.00:41:09Rhys, I need00:41:12a death saving throw.
Rhysaene
00:41:14Yeah.00:41:17Coo.
Temerity
00:41:18Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:41:20what we get.
Rhysaene
00:41:22I did too.
Dungeon Master
00:41:25A two is fine. It’s the one that could have been really terrifying.
Rhysaene
00:41:30Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:41:30you’re currently even, you’re at one pass, one fail.
Rhysaene
00:41:35Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:41:37Iva.00:41:38Your wound where this crossbow bolt hit you stings way more than a little prick from a crossbow bolt should, and your vision starts to blur a little.00:41:51as you have the poisoned condition currently.
Iva
00:41:56- It’s a vintage one, skill trucks too, is it?
Dungeon Master
00:41:58Yes, you have disadvantage on ability checks00:42:01and attack rules currently.
Iva
00:42:08I was really hoping she didn’t do that.00:42:09Ha ha ha.00:42:18Uh,
Hazel
00:42:21I gotta start handing out my healer skits.
Temerity
00:42:24Hehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:42:24Yeah.
Hazel
00:42:26’cause I have a company.
Dungeon Master
00:42:26It’s true.00:42:28Healer’s kit would go crazy right now.
Iva
00:42:29Rhys, one more turn.
Dungeon Master
00:42:31What?00:42:32What do you mean one more turn?
Rhysaene
00:42:32Well,00:42:34Yeah.
Iva
00:42:35I’m going to suck it with…
Dungeon Master
00:42:38That’s a bonus action.
Rhysaene
00:42:38Mm-hmm.00:42:40Yeah.
Iva
00:42:40Yeah, don’t worry about that.00:42:42uh,00:42:44I’m doing it not so much for the healing,
Hazel
00:42:45He thought, one failure, one success.
Iva
00:42:47but I have tactical shift.00:42:49I can move half my speed.
Dungeon Master
00:42:52You’re going to chase her?
Iva
00:42:55That’s.00:42:5515 feet, I was going to.
Temerity
00:42:58-00:43:00laughs
Hazel
00:43:01You get mocked by cunning action.
Luma
00:43:03I00:43:04Aeva sees wrists on the ground, veins turning black from poison.00:43:07Ah, she’s fine. Dives out the window.
Temerity
00:43:09Hehehehe.
Hazel
00:43:10Hee hee hee.
Iva
00:43:10I’m painting on it.
Luma
00:43:10Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:43:10Her wrist is on the ground, like, fucking, like, her cowboy has over her face and she just hit.
Temerity
00:43:10It.
Luma
00:43:11Yeah.
Temerity
00:43:11- Yeah.
Luma
00:43:12- Yeah.
Iva
00:43:16Uh,
Luma
00:43:16Yeah.
Hazel
00:43:16laughs
Temerity
00:43:16I don’t know.00:43:17Yeah.
Hazel
00:43:17I know I’m not here, but I do feel like you’re probably going to get back.
Iva
00:43:18I would like to…
Luma
00:43:18Yeah.
Iva
00:43:19Study Daisy’s face.
Dungeon Master
00:43:26Oh, for like the changeling thing.
Iva
00:43:29Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:43:30I see what you’re doing. All right.00:43:33You does that take an action?
Iva
00:43:36It doesn’t have any associated action.
Dungeon Master
00:43:39What’s the…00:43:42What’s the feature called?
Iva
00:43:44a shapeshifter.00:43:47I can just put it in the…00:43:48private channel. I didn’t know if there was00:43:50going to be a thing about it.
Dungeon Master
00:43:57an action is shaped.00:44:01to remember another place of species.00:44:07That will not take your action to do.00:44:11You just have to have seen her and like,
Iva
00:44:11You’re right.
Dungeon Master
00:44:14I could see not allowing it for like a split second, but you saw her come in.00:44:18You watched her walk to Rhys’s room.00:44:20You saw her when you came back in.00:44:22I think you can do a pretty decent impersonation.
Iva
00:44:28All right.00:44:29I would get one last glance.00:44:32Except that she’s not catching her and goes to try and…00:44:35Get Rhys.
Dungeon Master
00:44:36It is a wisdom medicine check with disadvantage.
Iva
00:44:40Yeah, I have a plus three to medicine, so it’s not the worst of…
Dungeon Master
00:44:43That’s good.00:44:44It’s not the worst.
Temerity
00:44:45Yeah.
Iva
00:44:48I rolled a 7 and an 8.00:44:49Let’s go!
Rhysaene
00:44:50- Hey, hey!
Iva
00:44:52Let’s go! That’s all I needed!
Dungeon Master
00:44:52You.
Rhysaene
00:44:54Thank you.00:44:55.
Dungeon Master
00:44:55You.00:44:56You go in to treat this wound, and as you do, you realize that the poison was not particularly strong.00:45:03It’s already wearing off.00:45:05So the real danger was bleeding out.00:45:09and putting a quick, like a really rough, quick bandage on this wound.00:45:14um,00:45:15is something00:45:17you are capable of doing.00:45:20Rhys, uh,00:45:22you are at one hit point.00:45:25but you are not conscious, I would like you to roll a d4.
Rhysaene
00:45:28A D4.
Dungeon Master
00:45:30a D4.
Rhysaene
00:45:30Oh, okay.00:45:33For a second.00:45:36Cool.
Dungeon Master
00:45:37- Two?
Rhysaene
00:45:38Yes.
Dungeon Master
00:45:39You are unconscious for the next two hours.
Rhysaene
00:45:42Woo.
Dungeon Master
00:45:45Iva, it is still your turn.
Iva
00:45:49this is00:45:51Uh,00:45:57- All right.
Temerity
00:45:57Now you can give chase. No, I’m not here.
Iva
00:45:59I don’t know what she said.
Temerity
00:46:01I’m just…
Iva
00:46:02I don’t want to chase her because she’s just going to mob me.
Hazel
00:46:07You’re going to get mugged by cunning action.
Dungeon Master
00:46:09You’re going to get more.
Hazel
00:46:10If.
Dungeon Master
00:46:11You’re gonna get mugged by cunning action plus repeated poisoned crossbow bolts.
Temerity
00:46:17going to get kated.
Iva
00:46:19Like, Iva knows she can’t run down someone like that.
Hazel
00:46:25commoner on a magic carpet.
Iva
00:46:27Yeah.
Temerity
00:46:27Yeah.00:46:30Fuck, now we got to get Rhys and Iva to witness protection.
Hazel
00:46:34Thank you.
Iva
00:46:35Uh, uh, Rhys has a horse-sized person bed, so I can’t even put that…
Hazel
00:46:35Well, I know a spot that they can stay,
Iva
00:46:40We’re on the first floor, right?
Dungeon Master
00:46:42Yes.00:46:42Um,00:46:43Rhys’s apartment is less of an apartment and more of like a little townhouse.00:46:48It is like a little house.00:46:51It is just structured kind of apartment desk.
Iva
00:46:51uh…00:46:54Iva is just going to end her turn next to Rhys and make sure the assassin would not come back.
Dungeon Master
00:47:01Okay.00:47:02on it.00:47:04Brings us back to Daisy. Daisy fucking…00:47:07books it out of there.00:47:14You hear the sound of Daisy’s footsteps for what sounds like a second.00:47:20like maybe 10, 15 feet of movement and then the sound is gone and you lose track of where she is.00:47:27as she just fucking gets the fuck out.00:47:31She’s pretty fucking hurt.
Temerity
00:47:33Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:47:35Um,00:47:37That will be the end of initiative.
Iva
00:47:40Eva spends the next…00:47:42two hours going, oh, please not a bintarder, please not a bintarder, please not a bintarder.
Temerity
00:47:49- He he.
Dungeon Master
00:47:53the00:47:54Daisy seems to have left.00:47:56You kind of stay vigilant.00:47:57You check on Rhys.00:47:59Rhys’s breathing is shallow but steady.00:48:01Your medicine roll was good enough that you can tell she’s going to be fine.00:48:06She just needs some time to…00:48:09to essentially just to recover00:48:13She is incredibly wounded and pretty much anything is like life threatening right now.00:48:18if she took damage from literally anything, but00:48:22At the moment, she is not dying.
Iva
00:48:27It doesn’t even risk moving…00:48:29uh, risk moving your wrist just there.
Dungeon Master
00:48:36You just sit there for the two hours.
Iva
00:48:39that you,00:48:40contemplate.00:48:41If anything, she would…00:48:44she would take the table of Rhys’s room and put it up against the window.
Dungeon Master
00:48:49Yeah.00:48:50That’s a desk.00:48:52It’s covered in some papers.00:48:54and a couple of closed books.00:48:56But you would be able to move the desk and like,00:49:00and push it up against the window as like a barricade.
Iva
00:49:03fortifies Rachel’s room.
Dungeon Master
00:49:08- Yeah, you’re able to do that, no problem.00:49:10The two hours pass Rhys00:49:13Very slowly but surely consciousness returns.00:49:17you’re in like incredible pain laying on the floor, your eyes open and Iva is just like00:49:24is just there beside you.00:49:29Um,00:49:29And since the fight is over,00:49:32Was she stuck?00:49:34It’s not very good, but it’s the best I could do.
Temerity
00:49:34Hmm.
Rhysaene
00:49:38Thank you, you did wonderful.00:49:44Um,00:49:47I’ll…
Temerity
00:49:47Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:49:48Open and look at00:49:52I could either.00:49:54Um,00:49:55She’s definitely very groggy.00:49:56Messy hat.00:49:58and everything.00:49:59Um,00:50:06She knocked me out.
Iva
00:50:11I have a, uh,00:50:12Runs over and gives Rhys a hug and goes, oh, you’re alive.
Rhysaene
00:50:15Oh, no.00:50:16Hey there.00:50:20Are you okay?
Iva
00:50:22She nods.
Rhysaene
00:50:25- Um.00:50:31I just wanted a fucking bath.
Temerity
00:50:34laughs
Iva
00:50:36Iva looks around the room that she’s barricading and goes, oh, then I have to take down the barricades.
Rhysaene
00:50:37Oh, okay.00:50:42What? No.00:50:44You’re good.00:50:45Um…00:50:50Shit.00:50:52Um,00:50:53I’ll like.00:50:56Can you help me up?
Iva
00:50:58I happily would help Rhys up.00:51:02while also saying, “I didn’t know who that person was. I don’t think this one’s my fault.”
Rhysaene
00:51:06- Mm-hmm.00:51:08I don’t…00:51:10I wasn’t going to say that.00:51:12Um,00:51:13Thank you.00:51:15She like,00:51:16Hugs.00:51:17into Iva a little bit.00:51:19Um…00:51:22who’s at the desk? She’ll look over to the window.
Iva
00:51:28Yeah, she got away, so like…
Rhysaene
00:51:36That’s okay.00:51:38I’m so sorry.
Iva
00:51:42I’m going, why?
Rhysaene
00:51:46I think I was the one that tracked you into this.
Iva
00:51:49Yeah.00:51:51Heather goes, it’s okay.00:51:53I mean, to be fair, I was already going to be on, you know,00:51:57lookouts over my shoulder anyway, so what’s one more lookout over my shoulder?
Rhysaene
00:52:00Thank you.00:52:01Thank you.00:52:02options.
Temerity
00:52:03- Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:52:07You’re a fucking sweetheart.00:52:10Oh.00:52:12- Okay.00:52:12All I…00:52:14Horse Hubble, I guess, over to Lake.00:52:17The desk. Iva, can you move this?
Iva
00:52:23Eva will follow any requests, Rhys.
Rhysaene
00:52:28Oh, okay. That’s cute.00:52:30Um,00:52:32She doesn’t know…00:52:34Can I make like a knowledge check?00:52:38can’t like to figure out like00:52:41what the ledger is, like, did I, like, get any
Dungeon Master
00:52:44You can’t.00:52:48Let me see what I’ve given you in the past.
Rhysaene
00:52:51Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:52:52because I believe it was maybe mentioned in something I gave you.
Rhysaene
00:52:57Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:52:58Um…
Rhysaene
00:53:02Give me one second. I’m looking as well.00:53:06No, I don’t think…00:53:08I don’t think I got anything about a ledger.
Dungeon Master
00:53:17Yes, you did.00:53:19Kind of.
Rhysaene
00:53:19Oh, sure.
Dungeon Master
00:53:20You never had a ledger00:53:22um,
Rhysaene
00:53:23Mmm.
Dungeon Master
00:53:24Like, Lathiel never gave you anything like that.00:53:28Um,
Rhysaene
00:53:28Mm.
Dungeon Master
00:53:29But you remember her specifically mentioning00:53:34uh,00:53:36You remember her specifically mentioning a ledger only in one specific…00:53:42uh,00:53:43context.00:53:45And it was, I’m just going to forward, it’s the stuff you already had.00:53:50It was in these notes.
Rhysaene
00:53:54Okay, let me look.
Dungeon Master
00:53:58um,00:53:59And kind of like thinking back on that,00:54:02Um,00:54:05given what you know from those notes,00:54:08It’s not like too far of a leap to think that maybe they’re worried…00:54:13Lathiel made a copy.
Rhysaene
00:54:17Oh, shit.
Dungeon Master
00:54:20But if she did, she never told you about it.
Rhysaene
00:54:21Oh brother.00:54:23Oh, wow.00:54:24Okay.
Temerity
00:54:27He he he he he he he.
Rhysaene
00:54:28I’m really in it now. Oh God.00:54:32Oh God.00:54:34um
Dungeon Master
00:54:35What’s that?
Rhysaene
00:54:36Can I perform like this search action to…00:54:40Like look around to see if there’s like any…00:54:44Um,00:54:48Uh,00:54:50like this,00:54:51Like, the legend anywhere here?00:54:53Like, it’s, like, a…00:54:56Because if someone’s looking for it, she wants to know, like…
Dungeon Master
00:54:56Thank you.00:54:59You.
Rhysaene
00:54:59What kind of shit’s in here?
Dungeon Master
00:55:01you can give me an intelligence, no,00:55:04you can give me an insight check with advantage.
Rhysaene
00:55:07Okay.00:55:09insight.00:55:11I’m not very good at that, but we’ll see.
Dungeon Master
00:55:13We’ll see.
Rhysaene
00:55:15Uh, so that is a…00:55:17Fourteen on the first one.00:55:21and then an eight on the second, so 14.
Dungeon Master
00:55:2314th.00:55:24Um,00:55:25You search around, you look in…00:55:29in whatever places you can think of, but you00:55:32You’ve lived in this apartment for…00:55:34probably a few years.00:55:36um,00:55:37You were probably living here before you came to be the sole resident.00:55:42about a year ago.00:55:44And in that past year, you’ve probably searched this place.00:55:49several times looking for any00:55:52secrets or hidden things that maybe you weren’t told about00:55:56And you never could find any00:55:58Um,00:56:01And knowing Lathiel like you did00:56:04You’re pretty sure the reason is if she was going to hide something and not tell you about it, it wouldn’t be somewhere that you were.00:56:12like a frequent,
Rhysaene
00:56:12Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:56:13that you did not frequent. So,
Rhysaene
00:56:16Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:56:17You’re just, like, knowing her like you do…00:56:20You guys were close, but if she had secrets, she also was keeping them from you.
Rhysaene
00:56:25Mm.
Dungeon Master
00:56:28So you search and you don’t find a, you don’t find like a ledger or anything like that in the, in the apartment now.
Rhysaene
00:56:35Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:56:35Um,00:56:36Do things you.00:56:37The one thing while you’re searching that does stand out.00:56:42is right by the window.00:56:45When the assassin swapped her hand crossbow to take a shot at Iva, she had just in haste dropped her short sword.00:56:54So you do see one of her short swords lying on the ground.
Rhysaene
00:56:57Ooh.00:56:59All.00:57:00I’ll hand that over to00:57:02Pfizer.00:57:03Um,00:57:05You’re good with weapons, right?00:57:08Um,
Iva
00:57:08All right.00:57:09Iva nods.
Rhysaene
00:57:11Can you…00:57:12Can you, um…00:57:14You know,00:57:15Where this comes from?
Iva
00:57:20Iva would look over the sword, tracing every knowledge she has of every black shift,00:57:25you’ve been to
Rhysaene
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:57:28you00:57:29I’m not going to make you roll for it.00:57:31There is nothing distinctive about this sword.00:57:34It is incredibly average in every way.00:57:37The only thing that stands out about it.00:57:41is there’s like a…00:57:43mixed with the00:57:48with Rhys’s blood, there are little bits of like a dried crust.00:57:53of where a little bit of the poison still lingers but has dried.00:57:58um,00:57:59left on the blade.00:58:01But…00:58:02No, it’s perfectly average in every way.
Iva
00:58:05Yeah, that’s why I figured.
Rhysaene
00:58:07Yeah.
Iva
00:58:09I’m a ghost.00:58:13It’s a short chart.
Rhysaene
00:58:18- Thank you.00:58:19Um,
Dungeon Master
00:58:19Um,00:58:20Sorry.
Rhysaene
00:58:21No, no, go ahead.
Dungeon Master
00:58:23Do the two of you plan to leave this house tonight?
Rhysaene
00:58:30Um…
Iva
00:58:31I planned on sticking by Rhys’s side for…00:58:34ever.
Rhysaene
00:58:34I’m debating like do we want to leave? Do we want to go? Oh my god.00:58:40Do we want to split off?00:58:42No.
Temerity
00:58:42Hehehe.
Iva
00:58:43I don’t think we should do that one.
Rhysaene
00:58:45Yeah.00:58:50Out of character, my initial plan was like, well, okay, Rhys will send Iva to go get the others.00:58:57Um,00:59:00Let’s go find this bitch tonight.00:59:01But I am…00:59:03at,00:59:04one.00:59:05Um…00:59:10Ah…
Iva
00:59:16Not helpful at a time like this, but all I can think of is going, she’s won, she’s won, she’s won.
Rhysaene
00:59:21Mm-hmm.
Hazel
00:59:23Shields cracked. Go, go.
Rhysaene
00:59:23Oh,00:59:25- Yeah.
Iva
00:59:26Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:59:28This is where I wish I had the Sendings Bowl.00:59:31um
Iva
00:59:33This is why I put my sentence spell if I had one.
Rhysaene
00:59:37-
Temerity
00:59:37Hehehehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:59:38Thank you.00:59:39Okay.00:59:41Um…00:59:46So as far as I know, the ledger isn’t here.
Dungeon Master
00:59:50Yeah, you looked and you’ve looked in the past00:59:53and you’ve never found anything like that.00:59:55I will also just say above table…
Rhysaene
00:59:56Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:59:58If you’re going to leave, then it’s going to matter very specifically what you choose to do with your time. If you stay, you will just be able to long rest.
Rhysaene
00:59:59Thank you.01:00:00Amen.01:00:10Okay. I think01:00:12I stick around.01:00:16just01:00:18I need a moment.
Iva
01:00:21Iva nods.
Rhysaene
01:00:21or01:00:22All right.
Iva
01:00:23I was, I,
Rhysaene
01:00:23Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:00:23Um,
Iva
01:00:25Do you have good news?
Rhysaene
01:00:27And what would that be?
Iva
01:00:29Uh,01:00:30I know what she looks like.
Rhysaene
01:00:35- Yeah.01:00:36Yep.01:00:37I do too.
Iva
01:00:40No, I’m a ghost.
Rhysaene
01:00:40I got Romeo.01:00:42Oh, yeah.
Iva
01:00:43I would turn your face into Daisy face and goes, no, I know what she looks like.
Rhysaene
01:00:48Well, I was real familiar with her and she fucking dug a sword in my ass.
Temerity
01:00:48Hehehehe.01:00:53He he he.
Iva
01:00:54I’m not going to do that this time.
Rhysaene
01:00:56Thank you.01:00:57Oh,01:00:58That’s true.
Temerity
01:01:00Yeah.
Iva
01:01:00Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:01:01um,01:01:03If you’ve got it,
Iva
01:01:03But now we can tell the others exactly who stabbed you.
Rhysaene
01:01:07Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:01:09Uh,01:01:09If you guys aren’t leaving, you successfully long rest.01:01:14uh,01:01:14The near-death consequences of the fight wiped away by eight hours of good sleep.
Rhysaene
01:01:21Thank you.
Temerity
01:01:21Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:01:22-
Temerity
01:01:22I don’t know.
Iva
01:01:22the real, the real, the real trick about, uh,01:01:28fantasy games is the illusion or the dream of getting eight hours of good sleep.
Rhysaene
01:01:32- Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:01:35That’s what they’d be saying. Morning comes.
Iva
01:01:35Thank you.01:01:38Imagine the power.
Rhysaene
01:01:39Bye.
Dungeon Master
01:01:40Hazel and Luma…01:01:43um,01:01:45Next day, you guys were staying the night together.01:01:49Beepo was learning to dance.
Luma
01:01:52He sucks at it.
Hazel
01:01:54It.
Dungeon Master
01:01:54Yeah.
Temerity
01:01:54Hehehehehehehehehehe.
Hazel
01:01:57Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:01:57heheheheh
Hazel
01:01:58I was like, oh, I can teach…
Iva
01:01:58People was learning to dance, to dream.
Hazel
01:02:01Hazel’s like, I can teach you the ritual dances that we do for my spell class.
Temerity
01:02:07laughs
Luma
01:02:08I’ve…01:02:09I feel like we do, and then Beepo starts glowing, and we immediately shut down that idea.
Dungeon Master
01:02:12laughs
Luma
01:02:13Yeah.
Hazel
01:02:13- Oh!
Temerity
01:02:13laughs
Luma
01:02:15- Yeah.
Hazel
01:02:17I’m telling you,
Luma
01:02:17Okay, maybe we’ll just stick with the buck set.01:02:18That’s fine.
Temerity
01:02:19laughs
Luma
01:02:19Thank you.
Hazel
01:02:20Yeah.
Luma
01:02:21- Thank you.
Temerity
01:02:22Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:02:22laughs
Temerity
01:02:22laughs
Hazel
01:02:23I’m telling you, Luma, you’re a fox crow hybrid. That is your01:02:28That is your assigned animal.
Temerity
01:02:30You know?
Luma
01:02:32Okay.
Temerity
01:02:32Pro-hybrid is awesome.
Luma
01:02:35Is that a thing?01:02:37Edit.01:02:39Is it like, is it?
Hazel
01:02:39Um,
Luma
01:02:40Is it like a crow with a fox tail or like a fox with crow wings?
Hazel
01:02:46A fox with a crow head.01:02:48They’re very real.
Luma
01:02:49Oh.01:02:50Oh,01:02:52Huh?01:02:54That sounds scary.
Hazel
01:02:56Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:02:58um,
Temerity
01:02:58He he he.
Luma
01:02:59Awesome.
Dungeon Master
01:03:03Temerity01:03:04You awake for another day of training at the barracks.
Temerity
01:03:09Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:03:09um,01:03:10Much the same as the last one.01:03:12It’s a lot of physical evaluation, drills…01:03:16It’s only the second day, so they’re really trying to figure out at what level everyone is coming into this in terms of physical capabilities.01:03:28You start…01:03:29Uh,01:03:31you start training in one specific thing.01:03:33They don’t, like, they’re not teaching you combat techniques01:03:36or anything like that.01:03:37But the first thing they have you start learning is…01:03:41the draconic language.01:03:45But the approach is very specific. It’s kind of like the tourist guidebook approach.01:03:51But specifically, you learn really quickly that they use Draconic for01:03:56like field communication.01:03:58to communicate orders, to communicate like01:04:02go left, go right.01:04:04That kind of stuff.
Temerity
01:04:05Oh, ooh.
Dungeon Master
01:04:06And so that’s the kind of thing you’re learning right away is how to,01:04:10how to do those things in draconic.01:04:15um,01:04:18uh,01:04:18Aev,01:04:19Aev,01:04:20uh,01:04:20who plays Rhys and Iva,01:04:22um,01:04:23You guys wake up.
Rhysaene
01:04:25Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:04:26rested, recovered, your wounds still hurt.
Rhysaene
01:04:28- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:04:30they’re still, like, you, these were nearly deadly to you,01:04:34and you do not recover instantly from that.
Rhysaene
01:04:35Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:04:37That’s going to take time.01:04:38But they don’t hamper your, like,01:04:42essential vitality nor do they hamper your ability to do things. To put it another way,01:04:47you’re recovering from serious wounds but it doesn’t like mechanically impair you.
Rhysaene
01:04:52Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:04:53Um,01:04:54I would, I would just like to know kind of like01:04:57You guys are the current wildcard in the current status quo.01:05:04- Mm-hmm.01:05:05I would like to know if your intention is to like go find the others right away or to01:05:10do something else.
Iva
01:05:13Uh,01:05:14Iva looks to Rhys and goes, we’re going to tell the others first, right?01:05:17Or are we going to go find the assassin ourselves?
Rhysaene
01:05:21No, let’s01:05:22Go find our friends.
Temerity
01:05:24- -
Iva
01:05:26I love girls.01:05:27Okay, I figured you were going to say that.01:05:29But I also was ready to go find the assassin ourselves.
Rhysaene
01:05:33Yeah, that
Temerity
01:05:33Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:05:34Oh.01:05:35I have an inkling of where they come from.
Iva
01:05:39Oh.
Rhysaene
01:05:42Plus,01:05:43Let’s talk with y’all just later.
Iva
01:05:46Iva nods.
Rhysaene
01:05:46battle.
Dungeon Master
01:05:47You can, it’s early morning, you can sense via the power of cartography, right?01:05:54that Luma and Hazel are at Luma’s apartment, and Temerity is up at the Dragoon barracks.01:06:00um,01:06:02Temerity is closer, but also presumably busy.01:06:06So it’s up to you if you want to try and like,
Rhysaene
01:06:06Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:06:09catch Temerity and interrupt, or if you want to just head to Luma’s.
Rhysaene
01:06:14Oh, I don’t want to…
Temerity
01:06:14A loser, we’re cutting class.
Rhysaene
01:06:16I don’t want to bother that.
Dungeon Master
01:06:16- Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
01:06:19I don’t want to bother to marry me now.01:06:22Um,01:06:26Yeah, that seems like a stupid idea. I don’t want to go to the ginger games.
Iva
01:06:30Yeah, that seems like a bad idea.
Rhysaene
01:06:31Thank you.
Temerity
01:06:31- Yeah.
Iva
01:06:33Rhys and Iva going into the Dragoon place.
Temerity
01:06:37Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:06:37Technically, it’s the Order of the Lantern Place.01:06:39I was very familiar with it.
Iva
01:06:41I think that’s an awful idea.01:06:45I would follow Ritten to Hell.
Dungeon Master
01:06:46- Yeah.
Temerity
01:06:46Yeah.
Iva
01:06:48Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:06:49Um,
Temerity
01:06:49- Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:06:49Go!
Dungeon Master
01:06:51Then Luma and Hazel, you sense the approach of Iva and Rhys long before they actually eventually arrive.
Luma
01:07:01I better have guests.
Temerity
01:07:03laughs
Hazel
01:07:05-
Dungeon Master
01:07:06People, get out the good silverware!
Luma
01:07:08-
Iva
01:07:08Yeah.
Temerity
01:07:08Hehehehehehe.
Luma
01:07:09almost running around tidings up which is odd because she already did that for hazel the place
Iva
01:07:10I love
Hazel
01:07:15Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Luma
01:07:15is already like immaculate but she’s doing it again anyway and people’s running around with a spoon
Hazel
01:07:20Mmm.
Iva
01:07:21It’s helping.
Luma
01:07:22He’s helping.
Rhysaene
01:07:24That’s really cute.
Hazel
01:07:27“Oh, is there anything you need me to do?”
Luma
01:07:31No, no, it’s okay. You’re a guest.
Hazel
01:07:33Oh.01:07:36Okay.01:07:39I’ll, uh,01:07:40I’ll stay right here then.
Luma
01:07:42Okay.01:07:45I’ll spend the entire time frantically running around.
Hazel
01:07:49Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:07:49you.01:07:50frantically run around for a while.01:07:52Probably some like 20, 30 minutes later, um, Iva and Rhys show up at your door.
Luma
01:07:59Oh, big surprise. Hello, come on in.
Dungeon Master
01:08:02Upon opening the door,
Temerity
01:08:02Hehehehe.
Iva
01:08:03I would go, how is it?
Rhysaene
01:08:03Hi.01:08:04Thank you.01:08:05Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:08:05Sorry, upon opening the door, it is immediately clear that Rhys has been like, had the shit beat out of her.
Luma
01:08:14What did you do?
Iva
01:08:17I didn’t do anything this time. It wasn’t me.
Rhysaene
01:08:17- Yeah.01:08:20No, it ain’t. It ain’t.
Luma
01:08:20I…
Rhysaene
01:08:22It’s great.01:08:23Abba.
Luma
01:08:25Are you okay?
Rhysaene
01:08:25Hey.
Luma
01:08:26What happened? Come in.
Iva
01:08:28Where’s God’s dad?
Rhysaene
01:08:29Oh, I think that’s right.
Luma
01:08:31What did you get to?
Temerity
01:08:32laughs
Luma
01:08:32Why did you get stabbed?
Rhysaene
01:08:34It’s right.
Iva
01:08:34Yeah.
Hazel
01:08:35By who?
Rhysaene
01:08:35That’s right.01:08:38Drugs like either in.01:08:42Um,01:08:47I cannot find a sofa.
Iva
01:08:47uh,
Luma
01:08:50Yeah, here.
Rhysaene
01:08:51Yeah.
Luma
01:08:51Luma picks up Beepo off the sofa.
Iva
01:08:51Why they…01:08:54And when the door closes, Iva responds to Hazel’s, by who, with changing her face to Daisy’s face, by this one!
Hazel
01:09:05is weights.
Luma
01:09:07I don’t know who that is.
Dungeon Master
01:09:07I bet.01:09:08Yeah, I was wearing a face neither of you have ever seen.
Hazel
01:09:12Yeah.
Iva
01:09:12Yeah.01:09:13The Lex Luthor…
Luma
01:09:16I have no idea who this is.
Iva
01:09:18I have no idea who this is.
Temerity
01:09:21- Yeah.01:09:22Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:09:23Okay.01:09:24- Yeah.01:09:25Okay.01:09:26Um,01:09:28Yeah.01:09:30Um,01:09:31Last night,01:09:35We were just hanging around.01:09:36I was getting to an art piece.01:09:39Um,01:09:41And this lady counts.01:09:43Her name’s Daisy, by the way.01:09:46Oh, she introduced herself as Daisy, didn’t she?
Dungeon Master
01:09:51Yes, she introduced herself as Daisy.
Rhysaene
01:09:52- Mm-hmm.01:09:55Her name’s Daisy.01:09:57Um,01:09:59started.01:10:00asking for a01:10:02Ledger?01:10:04I think.01:10:05Um…01:10:08try to get that out of me.01:10:10And then01:10:12Why not?01:10:14Try to run her ass off.01:10:15She pulled out the fucking…01:10:17She pulls out the short sword.01:10:24and it was covered in some nasty fucking poison.
Luma
01:10:33Did she get your ledger?01:10:34How are you going to do your taxes?
Rhysaene
01:10:35No.
Luma
01:10:36Oh, that’s good.
Rhysaene
01:10:37No, it wasn’t Texas.01:10:39I think it was…01:10:42Well,01:10:46I don’t wanna go in,01:10:47too long with that right now.01:10:50Um,01:10:51But I think it’s kind of a thing for Matthew.
Luma
01:10:57Oh.
Rhysaene
01:10:57She…01:11:00made it kind of a business to know other people’s business.01:11:06And I think it’s connected to01:11:10House Sterling?
Luma
01:11:14Yeah, we’re going to go spray paint their building.
Dungeon Master
01:11:17Yeah.
Temerity
01:11:17laughs
Luma
01:11:19Maybe they found out about the plan.
Rhysaene
01:11:21No, I don’t think it was that.
Luma
01:11:24Okay.
Rhysaene
01:11:25No, we were. I don’t think it was you.
Iva
01:11:26Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:11:30Whatever’s in that ledger, it probably…01:11:36That’s got a lot of dirt in it, I think.
Luma
01:11:43Should we go tell the guards that you were attacked?
Rhysaene
01:11:47- Mm.
Luma
01:11:48I’ll file the report for you.
Rhysaene
01:11:50No, I don’t…01:11:54No, I don’t know.01:11:58I was…01:11:59helping.01:12:01I could ask.01:12:03Y’all suffice?
Luma
01:12:05Hide.
Rhysaene
01:12:08That’s true.
Temerity
01:12:08- Yeah.
Iva
01:12:09Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:12:09She looks down, pouts.01:12:12um
Luma
01:12:14Luma looks at Hazel.
Hazel
01:12:16Boo.01:12:17Um,01:12:21Well,01:12:22Um,01:12:23my suggestion would be tracking them down and dragging them before you.
Rhysaene
01:12:29I like your style.
Hazel
01:12:31things.
Luma
01:12:34Isn’t that the job of the guards?
Hazel
01:12:37they don’t seem to be doing.01:12:38The last time they looked for someone, we had to help them.01:12:43They don’t seem very good at their job.
Luma
01:12:47That’s a fair point.
Hazel
01:12:59If we are going to track them down, we might as well lead Temerity now.
Rhysaene
01:13:03Yeah, I think so.01:13:05- Oh.01:13:09Um,
Hazel
01:13:09with their…
Rhysaene
01:13:09I’m so sorry I dragged y’all into this.
Luma
01:13:14That’s okay. Do you want to hide here?
Rhysaene
01:13:17Oh.01:13:19I don’t,01:13:20I don’t want to go back in half a month.01:13:22place trash that’s mine.
Luma
01:13:26- Yeah, that’s a good point.
Hazel
01:13:28I know a place
Rhysaene
01:13:28Bye.
Luma
01:13:28We can set up traps.
Iva
01:13:29I’m a,
Hazel
01:13:31I could see it.01:13:33about.01:13:36- Yeah.01:13:39Having you say it to the.01:13:42sat at my sister’s place, though. She might need some convincing.
Rhysaene
01:13:46Oh.
Iva
01:13:53I was going to stay at your place just in case.
Rhysaene
01:13:56Thank you.01:13:57Thank you.01:13:58- Um,01:14:00I just don’t know.01:14:04I guess I’m connected.01:14:08to it all.
Luma
01:14:11Do you know what’s in the ledger?
Rhysaene
01:14:15I’m guessing a lot of dirt.
Luma
01:14:18Maybe we should find that.
Rhysaene
01:14:18All.01:14:22The ledger?
Luma
01:14:24Yeah, if they want it so badly, they’re going to kill you for it.01:14:26We might as well find out why.01:14:30Now you can use it as bait.
Hazel
01:14:34Hazelnuts.
Rhysaene
01:14:34That’s true.01:14:38Sorry, go ahead.
Hazel
01:14:40Oh no, yeah, she just agrees with Luma.01:14:44It’s like I’ve sprung many traps before I like this idea.01:14:47Perry Kivolowitz: How is it.
Temerity
01:14:48Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rhysaene
01:14:49Mm-hmm.01:14:51Yeah, I mean,01:14:54I need answers.01:14:55She met, oh, was I unconscious when, I forgot if I was unconscious when she said like,01:15:03I charge extra for magic users.
Dungeon Master
01:15:05You were conscious for that.
Rhysaene
01:15:07Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:15:08That was like almost immediately in response to you pulling your sword.
Rhysaene
01:15:12Mmm.01:15:16Yeah.01:15:17I think she was…01:15:20Hard?01:15:23At least you mentioned the magic users cost extra.
Luma
01:15:29That’s a good thing then. It’d be really unfortunate if they just wanted to kill you for the love of the game.
Temerity
01:15:34Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
01:15:35Yeah.
Hazel
01:15:35- Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:15:36that would be fucked up.
Luma
01:15:41Maybe we can try and find out who hired him.01:15:45and then hire them to hire to attack them.01:15:48Ah.
Hazel
01:15:48Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
01:15:50I don’t think I got that kind of money.
Luma
01:15:53Oh yeah, that’s a good point. I’m kind of broke too.01:15:55Beepo, you were really expensive.
Iva
01:15:57-
Hazel
01:15:59Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:16:00laughs
Rhysaene
01:16:02I was gonna sell my fucking…01:16:05art today.01:16:08Yes, that’s out the window.
Iva
01:16:13Maybe you can sell it to, like,
Hazel
01:16:14Thank you.
Iva
01:16:15a third party as, like, a01:16:21Like one of those people who sells art.01:16:24to third parties.
Hazel
01:16:24Oh.01:16:25I’ll sit back.01:16:29I mean,01:16:33Selling your art being in public is01:16:36Not a bad idea if01:16:38Kill you.01:16:40there’s01:16:42large possibility they’re not going to show themselves
Rhysaene
01:16:45Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:16:45if you’re,01:16:47If you’re out and about in public.
Rhysaene
01:16:50more.01:16:56I think01:17:00Whatever we do, we’re going to let Temerity know.
Hazel
01:17:06Yes.
Rhysaene
01:17:07Would that be okay with y’all?
Luma
01:17:10that’s what I did.
Hazel
01:17:11Of course.
Luma
01:17:11Maybe Temerity can smash him.
Hazel
01:17:13Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:17:13Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
01:17:15- That’ll be.01:17:17That’ll be just fucking delight for you.
Temerity
01:17:19- Yeah.01:17:20laughs
Rhysaene
01:17:24ugh
Iva
01:17:24They were very smashable.
Rhysaene
01:17:31They were pretty.
Temerity
01:17:33laughs
Dungeon Master
01:17:34- Thank you.
Iva
01:17:34-
Temerity
01:17:37Thank you.
Hazel
01:17:39Hazel rules are out.01:17:41Um,01:17:46Well,01:17:49Whenever you do this, I will be01:17:51I will be there to move.01:17:53I’ll look out for you.
Rhysaene
01:17:55- Thank you. - Sure.01:17:57to like scooch on over01:17:59So like,01:18:00poll01:18:01for like a01:18:05like a01:18:07It’s less a cuddle, more like I’m clinging to you01:18:10for my dear life.
Temerity
01:18:11Hehehehe.
Hazel
01:18:13You’re welcome.
Rhysaene
01:18:14Bye.
Dungeon Master
01:18:18Um,01:18:20Yeah.01:18:23You kind of.01:18:26kind of01:18:28plot and scheme and try and come up with ways to…
Rhysaene
01:18:31- Thank you.
Luma
01:18:32Whoa.
Dungeon Master
01:18:32Uh-huh.01:18:33Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:18:34- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:18:35Um,01:18:36Come up with ways to deal with the situation.01:18:40And while that’s going on Temerity, your training is ongoing.01:18:45um,
Temerity
01:18:45- Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:18:46And at one point in the day,01:18:48Uh,01:18:49Rhea Larnas kind of like pulls everyone together.01:18:53And she says, we can do push-ups and climb…01:18:57Uh,01:18:58climb ropes every day for the next three months and it won’t tell me what I really need to know.01:19:05So today,01:19:06we’re going to pair off and you’re going to spar.
Temerity
01:19:09Yes.
Dungeon Master
01:19:15Find a sparring partner.01:19:19I’ll.01:19:21I’ll,01:19:22This is the first time we’re going to be doing this.01:19:25It won’t be the last, so just pick somebody.
Temerity
01:19:30- All right.01:19:32Temerity will quickly eye the group and see if anyone is approaching them.01:19:38And if not, they will approach, uh,01:19:42Oh, what’s his name?
Dungeon Master
01:19:43Emeric.
Temerity
01:19:44Emeric, yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:19:47Emeric kind of has his eye on you, but he did not approach you.01:19:53He looks at you.01:19:56Since, ah.01:19:58Really?
Temerity
01:20:00if you’d prefer a different partner,01:20:04you’re free to choose a different one.
Dungeon Master
01:20:07Suppose I have to pick someone, don’t I?
Temerity
01:20:11Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:20:11uh,01:20:12All right.01:20:13And I can paint this picture for you, Olivia, specifically, for most of the people in this chat, I feel like.01:20:20Emeric looks like if Victor Deadlock wasn’t a Frankenstein, like if he was just a guy, just a long kind of greasy black hair, almost like pale skin, but with like more elven features.
Temerity
01:20:27- Yeah.01:20:28Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:20:36But he is fairly shredded.
Temerity
01:20:40Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:20:40for being like of such a live build.01:20:45Um,01:20:47says01:20:48All right.01:20:50Um,01:20:52You kind of pick out a place, there’s in the courtyard a lot of open space.01:20:57Um,01:21:01uh,01:21:02for stuff like this.01:21:05um,01:21:09Probably don’t really need a map for this one.
Temerity
01:21:13Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:21:13We can probably just do this theater of the mind.01:21:16Um,01:21:19I’ll still track it for health and stuff, but I don’t…01:21:23Because your fighting style is not very evasive, so there’s not really much point in the map.01:21:28You two are just going to be in each other’s faces.
Temerity
01:21:28Yeah, nah.01:21:30Temerity, he’s there to fucking wallop it out.
Dungeon Master
01:21:34Um,01:21:34So you square up.01:21:36Um,01:21:39He goes over to the rack of training weapons,01:21:45Um,01:21:46He looks for a long time and doesn’t seem to find anything he’s looking for.01:21:52So he picks up a wooden, like,01:21:56a wooden like quarterstaff.01:21:58and kind of test its weight and balance.01:22:02and gives it a spin.01:22:07And he says, I guess this will have to do
Temerity
01:22:13Is there anything that would be01:22:15uh analogous to my mall01:22:19in the training equipment.
Dungeon Master
01:22:19give big,01:22:20Big wooden mallet.
Temerity
01:22:22Yeah!
Dungeon Master
01:22:22big,01:22:23Big, almost comical wooden mallet.
Luma
01:22:24- Olliger.
Temerity
01:22:27Yeah.01:22:28I01:22:30He just gets like an amused smile at the…01:22:35The comicalness of…01:22:38of a wooden mallet is like, all right, yeah.01:22:40and picks up the wooden mallet, have to01:22:44over their shoulder.
Dungeon Master
01:22:46Um,01:22:47You see he also…01:22:49continuing to rummage through the various01:22:53training weapons, pulls out…01:22:57uh,01:22:58What’s essentially just a baton.01:23:01It’s about the length of a short sword, but it’s essentially just like a wooden baton.
Temerity
01:23:05Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:23:06And he gives it a spin and holds it in his offhand position.01:23:12Um,01:23:17He readies up.01:23:18you start probably 15 feet apart01:23:23Not that it’ll matter, and I’d like you to roll initiative.
Temerity
01:23:27All righty.01:23:32Okay, and then01:23:34also.01:23:36Perry Kivolowitz: wink.01:23:37Ooh, baby.01:23:38That’s going to be a 23 initiative.01:23:40No, sorry.01:23:4122.01:23:42I heard the wrong number.
Dungeon Master
01:23:45- Yeah.01:23:52one second while I do a minor thing.01:24:04Uh,01:24:06I know I said we’re doing this theater of the mind, but I am…01:24:09Thank you, Anthony.
Temerity
01:24:11Yeah, I see it.
Dungeon Master
01:24:11putting it on the map, just because that’ll give me the combat tracker and all of that.01:24:18so I can keep track of your hit points.
Temerity
01:24:22Mm-hmm.01:24:23and a max of 65.
Dungeon Master
01:24:26One second.01:24:38Second, sorry.
Temerity
01:24:40You’re good.
Dungeon Master
01:25:25You are fast.01:25:27but he is faster.01:25:29Just barely.
Temerity
01:25:29Oh, boy.
Dungeon Master
01:25:31and he rushes in.01:25:33um,01:25:35He…01:25:36brings the, he wields the quarterstaff,01:25:40not like a quarterstaff,01:25:41but he kind of wields it more like a spear,01:25:43going for jabs rather than whacks.01:25:47as he stabs at you01:25:51uh,01:25:54as he stabs at you once kind of testing your defenses.01:25:58with a 2 plus 7 for a total of 9.
Temerity
01:26:01That does not hit.
Dungeon Master
01:26:03As he stabs at you, you kind of almost easily knock the jab aside, and he brings the baton down with the offhand, aiming it straight at your knee.01:26:15I need you to make a strength save.
Temerity
01:26:20That is going to be a 20.
Dungeon Master
01:26:23um,01:26:25you01:26:27you feel him whack your knee with this thing and you endure the blow without any01:26:32problem, you can tell he was trying to knock you prone.
Temerity
01:26:36Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:26:36Um,01:26:37before he makes another jab with the wooden spear.01:26:41and rolls not well enough to hit you.01:26:43You are…01:26:45You are just too tanky.01:26:48for his little light jabs.01:26:52um,01:26:54Your turn.
Temerity
01:26:55All right, Temerity is going to…01:27:02is going to very quickly try and have01:27:05mallet off of their shoulder and then one fluid motion, bring it down on them.
Dungeon Master
01:27:10Go for it.
Temerity
01:27:14All right.01:27:18And it’s…01:27:19of an01:27:2020 to hit.
Dungeon Master
01:27:24You can see him start to move01:27:26bringing the little baton and the larger quarterstaff weapon together in an attempt to block you,01:27:34but your strike comes in too heavy and too fast, and you do hit.
Temerity
01:27:39Alrighty, and it’s 2d6.
Dungeon Master
01:27:42Yes, just normal damage, just…
Temerity
01:27:44Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:27:44like,01:27:45Like normal.
Temerity
01:27:47Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:27:48It’s just non-lethal unless you really want to kill this guy.
Temerity
01:27:51fuck it, I’m kind of01:27:54whole Verizon, no.01:27:58Action damage proficient.
Hazel
01:27:58Thank you.
Temerity
01:28:00William Boschelli: me.01:28:01Thank you.01:28:02No.01:28:0313 damage.01:28:09And then I have another attack.01:28:11So after doing that and him staggering back,01:28:15just01:28:16going to lift the mallet back up to…01:28:19catch him off guard and try and strike his chin.
Dungeon Master
01:28:23Go for it.
Temerity
01:28:27Oh.01:28:29That’s going to be a 25 to hit.
Dungeon Master
01:28:33Yeah, there’s nothing he can do about that.01:28:36He, again, he tries to, like, bring his two weapons together to block,01:28:40but your blows are just too heavy to, like, parry with wooden weapons.
Temerity
01:28:48plus 3, 12, plus 4, 16 damage.
Dungeon Master
01:28:57Is that it?
Temerity
01:28:59That is it.
Dungeon Master
01:29:06He kind of like…01:29:08He walks around you.01:29:11like, like, like,01:29:13kind of just like circling you, looking for an opening.01:29:16This is not a fight to the death.01:29:18And that’s very clear to both of you that this is just a spar.
Temerity
01:29:20Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:29:21And so he feels comfortable taking the time to like,01:29:25size you up, look for openings, and as he does,01:29:30He looks you in the eye and he says, why are you really here?
Temerity
01:29:35Yeah.01:29:37To fight against the sorrow.
Dungeon Master
01:29:42No.01:29:43That’s something to do.01:29:45It’s not a reason to do it, and he lunges with a spear.01:29:50and he rolls a natural three,01:29:52and he uses the same technique as before,01:29:55going for another attempt to sweep your legs out from under you,01:29:59so I need another strength save.
Temerity
01:30:03Moonbine.01:30:04but I’ll…01:30:05It’s 4:16.
Dungeon Master
01:30:07This blow is a lot more precise.01:30:10You feel a little bit of pain as he jabs the baton backwards up into the…01:30:17the space behind your knee…
Temerity
01:30:19Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:30:20but you are able to steady yourself as he makes a third strike and rolls a total of…01:30:28um,01:30:3023 to hit.
Temerity
01:30:31That does hit.01:30:32For sure.
Dungeon Master
01:30:34uh,01:30:35The blow is…01:30:38Not.01:30:39art he doesn’t have your strength01:30:42but it is incredibly precise.01:30:44He puts it right between two of your ribs.01:30:47And even a jab with a wooden pole.01:30:50can hurt pretty bad as you take a total of…01:30:55Um,01:30:5915 points of bludgeoning damage.
Temerity
01:31:03Woo.01:31:06Yeah, that’s kind of a doozy.
Dungeon Master
01:31:11And that is his turn.
Temerity
01:31:14All right.01:31:17uh,01:31:19Temerity winces slightly.01:31:22Uh,01:31:23But…01:31:24doesn’t let that dissuade them as they01:31:28uh,01:31:29We’re up another swing.01:31:33And01:31:37I don’t think this one’s going to hit.01:31:40Uh…01:31:41Bob the head.
Dungeon Master
01:31:43This time he steps to the side, um,01:31:47And you get the impression that you are just a much more capable fighter than he thought you were.01:31:53This guy is…01:31:54fairly light on his feet.01:31:56And he sidesteps the blow, kind of making ready for your next one.
Temerity
01:32:01Mm-hmm.01:32:02Um,01:32:05Yeah, Temerity is going to step forward01:32:08to close the distance.01:32:10that was created just barely and bring down their--01:32:15Mallet again.01:32:19this time for a 25.
Dungeon Master
01:32:21that will hit.
Temerity
01:32:30us.01:32:31three.01:32:33It’s 11 plus 4, 15 damage.01:32:37And this time, because I forgot about it,01:32:39I assume that I would still be able to use the Weapon Mastery of Topple
Dungeon Master
01:32:43Yeah.01:32:43Yes.
Temerity
01:32:44So he needs to make a constitution saving throw DC 14.
Dungeon Master
01:32:49uh, con save DC 14.01:32:53He
Temerity
01:32:53or01:32:55Eight plus four, 12, yeah, 15, sorry.
Dungeon Master
01:32:55or,
Temerity
01:32:59proficiency bonus went to plus three.
Dungeon Master
01:33:02He rolls a natural five and fails.
Temerity
01:33:06Oh.
Dungeon Master
01:33:06um,01:33:07So he is knocked prone?
Temerity
01:33:09Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:33:19Yeah, not prone.
Temerity
01:33:22but that’s my turn.01:33:24Temerity does give the space for him to stand up01:33:28since this is just a sparring match.
Dungeon Master
01:33:31from the ground01:33:33He tries to smash your foot with a baton.01:33:37give me another strength saving throw.
Temerity
01:33:43Boy.01:33:467. 26.
Dungeon Master
01:33:49Yeah, this technique is just not going to be effective against you.01:33:54And in this moment, he realizes it as he kind of like spins up off the ground using this01:33:59the back of the spear to propel himself up and then shoving it forward at you.01:34:07uh,01:34:08and missing, um, before trying to, um, like, almost like a baseball bat swing at the side of your head with it.
Temerity
01:34:15Uh,01:34:16Ducks just in time.
Dungeon Master
01:34:18any natural01:34:20Natural 18s that.01:34:21So you miss the…01:34:22So no, you don’t just in time.
Temerity
01:34:23Oh, fuck.
Dungeon Master
01:34:24Your head gets whacked.01:34:27for a total of another 15 points of bludgeoning.01:34:35Um,01:34:37uh,01:34:40And as your ears are still ringing from this, like,01:34:43Very nasty blow.01:34:46it is your turn. And he asks you again.01:34:51I didn’t ask what you came here to do, I asked why you came here to do it.
Temerity
01:34:57What else am I supposed to do?01:35:00Go out into the sorrow and fight it on my own?01:35:03As Temerity brings in a…01:35:05swing01:35:06A mighty swing.01:35:10Uh, plus 722 to hit.
Dungeon Master
01:35:13At 22 hits.
Temerity
01:35:19Hope what?01:35:2518 damage.01:35:30That one was one off for Max.
Dungeon Master
01:35:33Yeah, geez.
Temerity
01:35:34And then also topple.
Rhysaene
01:35:36God.
Dungeon Master
01:35:37So that’s a con save.
Temerity
01:35:39Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:35:40uh,01:35:41Whoopsie.01:35:42He rolls a 16 for the con save.
Temerity
01:35:46That makes it.
Dungeon Master
01:35:47You do not topple him this time.
Temerity
01:35:51But Temerity has another attack.01:35:54And so as he’s reeling from that…01:35:56They’re going to just carry that momentum forward by…01:36:01bringing it into a twirl to bring the hammer back down,01:36:04basically in the same arc, just with extra force.
Dungeon Master
01:36:08Yeah.
Temerity
01:36:1313 plus.01:36:15So then,01:36:1620 to hit.
Dungeon Master
01:36:18a 20 hits.
Temerity
01:36:2817 damage.
Rhysaene
01:36:32Puch!
Hazel
01:36:38that’s our little nuclear bomb.
Dungeon Master
01:36:41Thank you.
Temerity
01:36:41Hehehehe.01:36:43-
Dungeon Master
01:36:47Is that all for Temerity?
Temerity
01:36:49Yeah, that’s…01:36:51That’s Temerity’s turn.
Dungeon Master
01:36:53On his turn, he throws the baton aside…01:36:58and kind of grabs the…01:37:02So--01:37:03He doesn’t try to two-hand the spear.01:37:05He just goes for jab after jab, three, in, like, rapid succession.01:37:11so rapid that I’m just going to roll, I’m just going to roll three d20s.
Temerity
01:37:16Holy shit.
Dungeon Master
01:37:1917, 20, and 19.
Temerity
01:37:23Oh yeah, those all three hit.
Dungeon Master
01:37:26You see, as you continue to endure these blows, as you continue to…01:37:33Um,01:37:36To like…01:37:36give these answers, each answer you give, there’s a little bit more anger that will lead into this otherwise, like,01:37:44really like detached expression.01:37:48Um.01:37:49as he hits you for01:37:5211 points.
Temerity
01:37:55Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:37:56And then he hits you again.01:37:58for01:37:5910 points.
Temerity
01:38:01Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:38:03And then he hits you one final time.01:38:06For eight points.
Temerity
01:38:08Okay, for a total of 2901:38:13I’m still up.01:38:15I’m at 20.01:38:16Oh my god.01:38:19Yeah, I’m at 6 HP right now.01:38:22Holy…01:38:24Oh.01:38:26This dude walloped the fuck out of me right there.
Dungeon Master
01:38:26Thank you.01:38:29He takes the quarterstaff and presses it up under your chin…01:38:34immediately following the last jab.01:38:37and says,01:38:39You can’t be that naive.
Temerity
01:38:42Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:38:43And that’s the end of his turn.
Temerity
01:38:46Um,
Dungeon Master
01:38:47You can keep going or tap out.
Temerity
01:38:47Hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:38:50You are…
Temerity
01:38:50Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:38:51Like, you are dealing non-lethal damage, but, like, kind of the deal with sparring is you’re expected to tap out.01:38:57You’re not a, the ideal isn’t that someone knocks someone else unconscious.
Temerity
01:39:02Yeah.01:39:04But Temerity can keep going.01:39:06I’m just wondering if Temerity would be able to pull this off while not having it not be obvious, especially since I don’t have any open wounds of…
Dungeon Master
01:39:13- No.
Hazel
01:39:15Oh, hee hee hee.
Temerity
01:39:16using warrior of the gods because i don’t need to be raging to expend that
Rhysaene
01:39:18Yeah.
Temerity
01:39:21pool of hit die.01:39:23that I have.
Dungeon Master
01:39:23As I would…
Temerity
01:39:25I’ve flavored it in the past as the wounds…01:39:28Getting that silvery fire and cauterizing.
Dungeon Master
01:39:29Yeah.
Temerity
01:39:31These are just in…
Dungeon Master
01:39:31uh,
Temerity
01:39:33These are just bruises.
Dungeon Master
01:39:35These are just bruises.
Luma
01:39:36- You’re bruises, coward.
Temerity
01:39:38Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:39:39And like, yeah, you could like burst into, not burst into flame, but like burn and…
Luma
01:39:40I’m sorry.01:39:41God.
Dungeon Master
01:39:44and spontaneously heal the exhaustion you are currently facing.01:39:49You have in the past, I’m not going to tell you what your character does flavor-wise, I will just remind you that you have in the past flavored this ability as being like explicitly…01:40:01like,01:40:02theatrical.
Temerity
01:40:03Uh-huh.01:40:05Hehehehehehe.01:40:08laughs01:40:12Hmm.01:40:13uh,01:40:18Yeah, the…01:40:19The series of blows does take Temerity off.01:40:22Temerity isn’t one to give up.01:40:25So I think in just that sense of stubborn bullheadedness,01:40:29This does get triggered to just get a little bit more oomph through the fight.
Dungeon Master
01:40:36Uh-huh.
Temerity
01:40:36expending two of them01:40:40I won’t say that the bruises combust because I haven’t described that before.01:40:46But there is a little…01:40:47a little flicker in their eye.01:40:50a little silvery dance in the iris of…01:40:54He was very perceptive of it.01:40:56Uh,
Dungeon Master
01:41:02What would that be?
Temerity
01:41:05Okay.01:41:06So I heal 22 hit points.01:41:12Thanks.
Dungeon Master
01:41:12One second.
Temerity
01:41:14Let’s swing tier of these.
Dungeon Master
01:41:14you know,
Temerity
01:41:18Or really, I only say I should use three.01:41:20Because.01:41:21Dude can knock that out.01:41:24So I’m going to roll one more.
Dungeon Master
01:41:26Go for it.01:41:28What is your…
Temerity
01:41:30nine.
Dungeon Master
01:41:30I…01:41:31But they put this shit on stat blocks now, inconsistent asks.01:41:36fucking Wizards of the Coast.
Rhysaene
01:41:39I’m sorry.
Temerity
01:41:40He he he he he he he he.
Dungeon Master
01:41:43So plus four.
Iva
01:41:43Not my wizards of the coast.
Hazel
01:41:46Hey, what might I say?
Dungeon Master
01:41:46But,01:41:46If.01:41:47if he sees the signs of like,01:41:51magic taking effect, there’s no sign that he noticed that.01:41:56But he does, like, you do…01:41:59You do clock him clocking the fact that you essentially just popped a second wind.
Temerity
01:42:04uh,01:42:07Um,01:42:09Yeah, and Temerity is going to just01:42:13quickly like01:42:14smack the quarterstaff out from under her chin.01:42:20uh,01:42:21And01:42:22like kind of shoulder it away.01:42:25or elbowed away, I should say,01:42:28And in that motion, bringing it down,01:42:32Uh,01:42:33kind of twist their hips and brings the hammer back up to try and,01:42:37strike him again.
Dungeon Master
01:42:38Two things before you do that. First, what was the extra die? I didn’t catch it.
Temerity
01:42:44the extra was of nine.
Dungeon Master
01:42:44for healing.
Temerity
01:42:46So a total of 37.01:42:48It was,01:42:48I have a,01:42:49pool of four, I had spent two, and then I was like, I should really spend a third one.
Dungeon Master
01:42:54what hit point total are you at currently?
Temerity
01:42:5737 total.
Dungeon Master
01:42:58Okay, the same thing.01:42:59The second thing is just, I will remind you,01:43:02It is high risk, high reward.01:43:04It is totally up to you.01:43:06You do not have to be raging to reckless.
Temerity
01:43:12That’s true.01:43:13I forget about that a lot.
Dungeon Master
01:43:19But if you don’t bring him down, it almost certainly fucks you.
Temerity
01:43:24Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:43:24because he just has three attacks.
Hazel
01:43:27Saved Cat’s just like, I have three attacks. Please, please, please.
Temerity
01:43:31laughs
Iva
01:43:33reckless with no rage, reckless with no rage.
Temerity
01:43:37Hehehehe.01:43:40Oh man.
Dungeon Master
01:43:40Now, with rage, his damage is all cut in half, but also, you’re not…01:43:45You’re not hiding that one.
Temerity
01:43:46Yeah, I was told to keep that shit on the down low, on the down, down low.
Dungeon Master
01:43:48Yeah, your word.
Temerity
01:43:50laughs
Iva
01:43:51You’re going to lose to this guy?
Temerity
01:43:54laughs01:43:57Mm-hmm.01:43:59No, because he could take me out next round anyways.01:44:01He’s well within the ability to do that anyways.01:44:06I think the risk or reward.01:44:10Trying to get a crit.01:44:12Cause that’ll give me an extra attack.
Rhysaene
01:44:15Ging.01:44:15Do it.
Temerity
01:44:17Yeah, fuck it. I’m going to reckless.
Dungeon Master
01:44:19All right.01:44:20Let’s have it.
Luma
01:44:26You got baited by cat.
Temerity
01:44:27uh,
Luma
01:44:27Holy shit.
Temerity
01:44:28I did get baited by Kat.
Luma
01:44:29Yes.
Temerity
01:44:30uh,01:44:31but that will be a 26 to hit.
Luma
01:44:33And
Dungeon Master
01:44:35If 26 will hit,
Rhysaene
01:44:38Which Olivia’s gonna roll like a billion damage in his face.
Temerity
01:44:42Ha ha ha ha.
Iva
01:44:42Yeah, what if it works out? What if it works out?
Rhysaene
01:44:44Yeah.
Temerity
01:44:47three
Luma
01:44:48He sees Temerity fucking full heal and then smack him.
Temerity
01:44:48because of the call.
Rhysaene
01:44:54Thank you.
Luma
01:44:54Dude should tap out.
Temerity
01:44:54I don’t know.
Luma
01:44:55That’s crazy.
Rhysaene
01:44:56- Yeah.
Temerity
01:44:57that will be 16 damage
Rhysaene
01:44:57Thank you.
Luma
01:44:59Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:45:00God.
Hazel
01:45:00Roll intimidation.
Rhysaene
01:45:01Thank you.
Hazel
01:45:02Try to make him tap out.
Temerity
01:45:04laughs
Dungeon Master
01:45:04Oops.
Luma
01:45:05Yeah.
Iva
01:45:08No, no, no, no. Go for shock factor. Kiss him.
Rhysaene
01:45:11Hashtag when you realize you’re going to go for this.
Luma
01:45:11What?
Temerity
01:45:14-
Hazel
01:45:14Me.
Temerity
01:45:16and01:45:19He said,01:45:21yes oh baby i got the crit
Luma
01:45:24Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:45:27Did you get the credit?
Rhysaene
01:45:31What?
Temerity
01:45:32Oh,01:45:33Fuck, okay.
Luma
01:45:34Kill him.
Iva
01:45:34I hope you get them all out.
Temerity
01:45:35This is probably going to knock him out, hopefully.
Luma
01:45:36Turn on your lethal. Kill him.
Temerity
01:45:37Just kill him.01:45:39Just end him.
Luma
01:45:40fucking arrogant little bitch.01:45:41He doesn’t even have ultra good.
Temerity
01:45:42I don’t know.
Luma
01:45:43And he’s like, why are you here?01:45:44Fucking kill him.
Temerity
01:45:44laughing
Luma
01:45:46Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:45:46- Thanks.
Iva
01:45:47I just hope Olivia gets all her crits out today, so tomorrow I can do this, not out.
Temerity
01:45:50Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:45:50- Yeah.
Luma
01:45:50Your arrogance will be your downfall, Anakin, or whatever your name is.
Temerity
01:45:50Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:45:52No.
Temerity
01:45:54laughs
Rhysaene
01:45:54Yeah.
Luma
01:45:55Right.01:45:55Yeah.
Temerity
01:45:55So the crit attack is going to be 24 damage.
Rhysaene
01:45:58Oh my goodness.
Temerity
01:45:59I do have an extra attack. Is he already unconscious or no?
Luma
01:46:01Kill him!
Dungeon Master
01:46:04Um…01:46:06He, he, he,01:46:08Despite his state and despite the fact that you…01:46:11you look like a fighter who is just like,01:46:14taking a pause, taking a breath and kind of like,01:46:17you know,01:46:18gotten ready for another round of blows.01:46:19Despite all that, he did not quite look like he was ready to…01:46:24to throw in the towel, there is some real disdain in his eyes for you.01:46:30As you bring your…01:46:34wooden training hammer upon him.01:46:38And,01:46:38remove his consciousness.01:46:40How do you finish this fight?
Temerity
01:46:43Um…01:46:47I know I did it with a mall, but I really like this idea.01:46:51especially since he did the whole like01:46:54place the fucking thing under Temerity’s chin.01:46:57has been lording over them this whole time.
Dungeon Master
01:46:57Uh-oh.
Temerity
01:47:01of hitting him with the mallet that once and then just grabbing him by the shirt and headbutting him and just like
Dungeon Master
01:47:06Yeah.01:47:07Absolutely. You,
Temerity
01:47:08Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:47:09You hit him with the mallet and it does not knock him out.01:47:13Um,01:47:14He does…01:47:17He does look a little dazed.01:47:20but that is what it takes for you to get an opening to not01:47:24Not to bring another blow to him with your weapon, but to grab him by his collar and yank him forward with all your strength.01:47:33into your forehead.
Temerity
01:47:35Hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:47:35Um,01:47:37There’s a loud…01:47:39Um,01:47:40resounding like thump01:47:42from this and you feel you feel you inflict upon yourself the same headbutt you inflict upon him.01:47:49Um,01:47:52And you feel him go limp in your grasp as you do.
Iva
01:47:57Temerity knocks herself out.
Temerity
01:47:59Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:48:00Now Temerity’s got a bunch of HP left.
Temerity
01:48:03laughs
Iva
01:48:03Thank you.
Temerity
01:48:05Oh, yeah. Temerity is just holding him unconscious by the collar and like gently sets him down.01:48:14making sure not to like smack his head anymore than they already have.
Dungeon Master
01:48:15gently.01:48:20Uh-huh.01:48:21Um,01:48:24um,01:48:25Rhea kind of, like, has been watching for most of the fights since it started to really escalate.01:48:30Most of the fights are very, like, testing the waters, seeing, like, how hard you can go in a spar.01:48:37You and Emeric are the only pair who has actually, like, taken it to the level of a real fight.01:48:43And for neither of you was this what you would do in a real fight.01:48:49um,01:48:50Rhea kind of comes over, gives you a nod and says,01:48:54It’s good work with that hammer.01:48:56She looks down at Emeric.01:48:59says,01:49:01Take him to the…01:49:03Take him to the medic.
Temerity
01:49:06uh,01:49:07Of course. And Temerity’s gonna bridle, carry him to the medics.
Dungeon Master
01:49:13Yeah.01:49:15Um,01:49:16they kind of, they take him off your hands and tell you that they’ve got it from here and kind of just shoo you off.01:49:23unless you press anyway.
Temerity
01:49:26No. Yeah, Temerity trusts01:49:29these guys to be able to heal them.
Dungeon Master
01:49:33Um,
Temerity
01:49:36It’s just like, ah, I feel vindicated.01:49:38Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:49:39Um,
Temerity
01:49:39Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:49:42You come back and you can kind of see the end of the rest of the sparring.01:49:46Everyone’s bruised, tired, tired.01:49:50Kyren has like a really bad bloody nose.01:49:55um,01:49:55And he’s trying his best to, like, keep, like, he’s like, oh, it’s okay, we were starting, so it’s, uh…01:50:03I mean, that was just part of the deal, you know?01:50:06He’s got, like, his hand, like…01:50:08covering his nose, trying to stop the bleeding while he’s like…01:50:12telling the person he’s fighting that he’s fine.
Temerity
01:50:15Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:50:16There’s like blood dripping down his hand.01:50:19um,01:50:20Rhea Larnas comes back over to you and says, um,01:50:26impressive work. I’ve kind of been keeping my eye on the01:50:31the new recruits and01:50:33I was thinking Emeric was at the top of the list in terms of01:50:38combat potential, but I guess I have to re-evaluate that.
Temerity
01:50:42- He he he he.01:50:43Well, uh,01:50:45Like I’ve said before, I think you’ll find that I’m quite adequate.01:50:49laughs
Dungeon Master
01:50:50Uh,01:50:51quite a bit more than accurate adequate.01:50:54to Temerity.01:50:55I’m really starting to think you have what it takes.
Temerity
01:50:58Yeah.01:50:59Temerity Diva is brimming with a huge smile.
Dungeon Master
01:51:07I don’t know.01:51:08Everyone’s going to be01:51:10exhausted after that. Emeric’s gonna be out for hours, um,01:51:14She raises her voice and kind of addresses everyone else.01:51:18All right, everybody.01:51:19That’s the end of the day.01:51:21Walk it off.
Temerity
01:51:23Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:51:24and she kind of just dismisses you all.
Temerity
01:51:27All right.01:51:29Ugh.01:51:31The merity.01:51:31Thank you.01:51:32Cracks her neck and it’s like, oh.01:51:35What a day.
Dungeon Master
01:51:37I do want to be clear about01:51:40Without the heel,01:51:41And without the crit, like, both of those01:51:43I think were required for you to
Rhysaene
01:51:46Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:51:46Oh yeah, Emeric.
Dungeon Master
01:51:46to come out on top.
Temerity
01:51:47Emeric absolutely could have kicked my ass unless he got unlucky.
Rhysaene
01:51:50Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:51:52Um,01:51:53Gambling on the…01:51:56Gambling on the crit was, uh, was,01:51:58was huge.01:51:59You could have still done it with, well, no, because you wouldn’t have had the extra attack.01:52:03I think you almost needed the crit.01:52:07to be able to one-turn him.01:52:08And going into the next round where he gets three attacks at advantage,01:52:12I think would have ended you, even with the heal.
Temerity
01:52:15Mm-hmm.01:52:16I would maybe I would have been in a better spot if I used my fourth one, but I always like to keep one in the chamber.
Dungeon Master
01:52:21Yeah, I think
Temerity
01:52:22Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:52:23If he was dealing pure average damage, he would not have dropped you.01:52:28It would have been close.01:52:29After your heal, the pure average for three attacks would be 33.
Temerity
01:52:35Ooh, that would have been just under, so he would have been well within…
Dungeon Master
01:52:36That was…
Temerity
01:52:39able to do it
Dungeon Master
01:52:40He would have certainly been able to do it.01:52:42It was a close fight.
Temerity
01:52:44Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:52:44But that concludes another day of Dragoon.01:52:48Not even so much training, but trials.
Temerity
01:52:52Yeah.01:52:53- Ah.
Iva
01:52:54Next time we have them looking for hidden idols.
Dungeon Master
01:52:57But,
Temerity
01:52:57Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:52:58Now you know the draconic words for forward.01:53:02uh,01:53:02retreat.01:53:04And,01:53:05Quiet.
Temerity
01:53:06All right.01:53:09Temerity is feeling prideful, feeling full of themselves a little bit.01:53:15uh
Hazel
01:53:15I…01:53:18Ah, sorry. I just, I thought you said forward instead of forward, and I was like, yeah, Bahamut loves his F-150.
Rhysaene
01:53:18I’m going to talk.01:53:24Mm.
Temerity
01:53:24laughs
Dungeon Master
01:53:25laughter
Iva
01:53:25Thank you.
Temerity
01:53:29Uh,01:53:30to Temerity01:53:32is going to probably sense that everybody is gathered around that Luma’s apartment at this point.
Dungeon Master
01:53:38Yes.01:53:38For sure.
Temerity
01:53:39Um,01:53:41And it’s just like,01:53:42I might as well stop by.01:53:45And.01:53:46heads out of the01:53:49Thank you.01:53:50The place to head towards them as apartments.
Dungeon Master
01:53:52You head that way, everyone’s still kind of gathered.01:53:56Um,01:53:58you’ve kind of talked out everything that you’ve talked about so far, at least, and it doesn’t01:54:04as of yet sound like you’ve come up with any like specific plans of action as,01:54:09uh, Temerity you all sense arrive at the, uh, the apartment. Um,01:54:15It was not like a full day of training.01:54:18It’s probably about three.01:54:20in the afternoon.
Temerity
01:54:22Yeah, Temerity got off school early.
Dungeon Master
01:54:25I already got off school early.
Temerity
01:54:27Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
01:54:28Thank you.
Iva
01:54:28I have a…
Rhysaene
01:54:29Aww.
Iva
01:54:29I love you.01:54:30Daisy face on currently reenacting exactly how…01:54:35Uh, Rhys got stabbed with the short sword as Temerity opens the door.
Rhysaene
01:54:38Thank you.
Temerity
01:54:39Yeah.
Hazel
01:54:39I thought you’d done this like six times already. We know what happened, okay?
Rhysaene
01:54:40Yeah.
Temerity
01:54:43laughing
Iva
01:54:43Yeah, but this was for comedic effect.
Hazel
01:54:44I’m going to show you.
Rhysaene
01:54:48Okay.
Temerity
01:54:48laughter
Rhysaene
01:54:50Rhys looks at you01:54:52reenacting the scene over and over again01:54:54and she’s like, oh my god.01:54:57She looks visibly upset.01:55:01Frowny face.
Iva
01:55:02Now,01:55:03I would stop if Rhys ever looked upset.
Hazel
01:55:07It’s like, yep.
Rhysaene
01:55:07I’m going to have nightmares about this.
Hazel
01:55:09Looks like an assassination attempt.
Temerity
01:55:09Yeah.01:55:11Yeah, that’s how I would have done it.
Iva
01:55:12Okay.
Hazel
01:55:14That’s not why I would have done it.
Iva
01:55:14I think, clear.
Temerity
01:55:15Yeah.
Luma
01:55:15Right.
Iva
01:55:16Cleared with intent.
Temerity
01:55:18laughs
Iva
01:55:18That’s sure what a dead facet would do.
Hazel
01:55:19Deep shot.
Rhysaene
01:55:19Thank you.01:55:21.
Temerity
01:55:21laughs01:55:23Yeah, Temerity, even though that they know about the maps and everything, Temerity does, like, always knock.01:55:31So just…
Hazel
01:55:33Get in here.
Temerity
01:55:34Oh, no.01:55:35All right. Open the door.01:55:38Hey.
Hazel
01:55:40Someone tried to take Rhys’s life
Temerity
01:55:42What?01:55:43laughter
Rhysaene
01:55:44I’m sorry.
Hazel
01:55:44Is that a huge?
Temerity
01:55:45- Oh, oh.
Luma
01:55:45There’s an assassination out there!
Rhysaene
01:55:48- Yeah.
Temerity
01:55:50laughs
Rhysaene
01:55:51some assassin named Daisy.
Luma
01:55:56What a dumb assassin name.
Rhysaene
01:55:58I think it was just her name.
Temerity
01:55:58- Yeah.
Hazel
01:55:59I think it’s a pretty thing.
Temerity
01:56:02Still tough.
Luma
01:56:03Okay, fair point.
Temerity
01:56:05I did it.
Luma
01:56:06If you’re a professional, wouldn’t you want to cover with like a fake name?
Hazel
01:56:09Thank you.
Iva
01:56:09I think she was just going to kill anyone who noticed.
Rhysaene
01:56:10I don’t know.
Iva
01:56:12So I don’t know if she needs a fake name.
Temerity
01:56:12What?
Rhysaene
01:56:13I think it’s a little bit of a puzzle.
Luma
01:56:15Well then why would you tell me her name is Daisy?
Temerity
01:56:18-01:56:20Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:56:21Thank you.
Iva
01:56:22-
Rhysaene
01:56:22Um,01:56:23I’m,01:56:25Is it okay if out of character we say that I give you the rundown as well?
Temerity
01:56:31- Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:56:31to like save time.01:56:33Like,01:56:34essentially, that01:56:36As far as rest knows, this is probably connected to you.01:56:40how stunning. She mentioned the Korea.
Temerity
01:56:40Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:56:44Um,01:56:46pretty much like everything I already mentioned.01:56:48Um,
Temerity
01:56:49Uh,
Rhysaene
01:56:50Yeah.
Temerity
01:56:51Okay.01:56:52Uh…01:56:54laughs01:56:57Well, ah.01:56:59I think01:57:00probably shouldn’t stay at your place for the next few days.01:57:04know.01:57:05she might come back.01:57:07try and01:57:09finish the job, so to speak.
Rhysaene
01:57:11Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:57:13Ah.
Rhysaene
01:57:15As far as I found that ledger ain’t there.
Temerity
01:57:20Hazel, aren’t you…01:57:22Good at…01:57:23tracking? Are you able to01:57:26I don’t know.01:57:28get a scent off the sword?
Hazel
01:57:33Can I see it, Rhys?
Rhysaene
01:57:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.01:57:38Of course you can.01:57:40I hand the sword to you.
Hazel
01:57:40Um,01:57:43- Yeah.01:57:45She’s just gonna look over the sword01:57:48Uh, given a.01:57:50Give it a look over.01:57:53Give it a smell.
Dungeon Master
01:57:55You give it a sniff.01:57:57Um,01:57:58You definitely, the first thing you smell is blood.01:58:03And the second is like a faint kind of like…01:58:09like almost like sweet smell.01:58:14And you can give me a nature check, a survival check, or if you’re proficient with poisoners,01:58:22Poisoner’s kit, you can do either of those at advantage.
Hazel
01:58:26- Damn.01:58:27I almost got the poisoners kit. I’m really regretting not taking the poisoner kit.
Rhysaene
01:58:33- Yeah.
Temerity
01:58:33Hehehehe.
Hazel
01:58:35uh,01:58:36So,01:58:37What was it, nature or…
Dungeon Master
01:58:39nature or survival.
Hazel
01:58:40survival.
Dungeon Master
01:58:41viable.
Hazel
01:58:43Okay, I’m rolling survival.01:58:45what.01:58:4717 plus seven.01:58:49or
Dungeon Master
01:58:4917 plus 7.
Hazel
01:58:51That’s 24th.
Dungeon Master
01:58:5324.01:58:55uh,01:58:56You detect what is a fairly basic poison concocted from…01:59:04like a particular combination of plants.01:59:08It’s not anything fancy,01:59:10or difficult to acquire for people who know how to like brew poisons.01:59:17It is something you could make if you found ingredients for it, even though you’re not like a poison expert.01:59:23Just being like an herbalist, you could probably pull it off.
Hazel
01:59:28Yeah.01:59:29Cheap stuff.01:59:32- Uh…01:59:35We…01:59:38Are these the…01:59:39What is the…01:59:41sword look like again?01:59:43Is it just like a…01:59:44standard looking sword.
Dungeon Master
01:59:45It is an incredibly standard looking short sword.
Hazel
01:59:48Damn.01:59:49All right.01:59:57Well…02:00:00I…02:00:05Well, I…02:00:07- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:00:08you,02:00:09You also know that there are animals you could turn into that would be able to track by scent to some degree, but with your elven body it is just not something that is in your physical capabilities.
Hazel
02:00:21Yeah.02:00:24- Yeah.02:00:25Um,02:00:27Mm-hmm.02:00:29turned into a bloodhound.
Temerity
02:00:31Hey.
Dungeon Master
02:00:32Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
02:00:32Oh.
Hazel
02:00:33like a little tracking dog.
Temerity
02:00:36Hehehehe.
Hazel
02:00:38uh,
Dungeon Master
02:00:42You also being…
Temerity
02:00:42Old orf.
Dungeon Master
02:00:44Old Orf.02:00:45Being proficient in survival
Hazel
02:00:46What do you think?
Dungeon Master
02:00:48That is something you just intuitively know.02:00:50Doing it here would probably not accomplish anything unless…
Hazel
02:00:54Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:00:55Unless that assassin had happened to come here after the fight.02:01:00um,02:01:01It would be something that like if there’s any chance of doing anything that would need to happen from this place.
Hazel
02:01:08Yeah, Hazel will hand it back and be like, keep it from things that made…02:01:15that may,02:01:17that may change its scent.
Rhysaene
02:01:19Mm-hmm.02:01:20Yeah, I’ll make sure that…
Temerity
02:01:20And we should,02:01:22We should put in Luma’s bag, but Luma’s AFK.
Dungeon Master
02:01:26Luma!
Temerity
02:01:27laughs
Dungeon Master
02:01:29That’s actually a good time for a little break anyway.02:01:33So I will also be right back.
Rhysaene
02:01:33Hmm.02:01:36Oh my goodness.
Temerity
02:01:38He he he he he he he he he he.
Rhysaene
02:01:40Oh my god, I’m alive.
Temerity
02:01:43laughter
Hazel
02:01:43- Heee!
Iva
02:01:43Yeah.
Hazel
02:01:45You’re alive.
Rhysaene
02:01:45I’m okay.
Iva
02:01:47I’m really happy I chose to go with you.
Rhysaene
02:01:50seed.
Hazel
02:01:51- Ooh.
Rhysaene
02:01:53Indeed.02:01:55This may be02:01:56Anointing you.02:01:58perpetually, but you did save our life. You are now02:02:01- Uh, redeem.
Temerity
02:02:03I don’t know.
Iva
02:02:03I think that.
Rhysaene
02:02:06Yeah.
Luma
02:02:06Congratulations on being the first death save.
Temerity
02:02:09laughs
Rhysaene
02:02:09Thank you.
Iva
02:02:10I will.02:02:10Thank you.02:02:11Was it the first death save?
Rhysaene
02:02:13Yeah, I think so.
Iva
02:02:13I had to make one of the.02:02:15No, I had to make one to get the Saurus one, I’m fairly sure.
Temerity
02:02:19Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:02:19Oh, did you?02:02:20I thought we got you up immediately.
Temerity
02:02:20Yeah.02:02:22No, uh,
Luma
02:02:23- Okay, nevermind, you’re not special.
Rhysaene
02:02:23Yay!
Luma
02:02:24Sucks to suck, ha ha.
Temerity
02:02:25Heheheheh.
Rhysaene
02:02:25Oh, it’s okay. I mean, I wasn’t…
Iva
02:02:26Yeah, because I was like, oh man, the first time we fight something real…02:02:32Or like a Sorrowsworn, I would die would be like 20 years.
Rhysaene
02:02:35Oh my god, I should have fucking Eldritch finally again! Oh, that would have been so sexy! Oh, okay, that’s fine.
Temerity
02:02:43Hehehehe.
Iva
02:02:43- Yeah.
Luma
02:02:43You’re probably going to delete it in days of
Rhysaene
02:02:44Oh, yeah.
Temerity
02:02:46laughs
Rhysaene
02:02:47I,02:02:48- Yeah.02:02:52I have a feeling if I crit in that situation, it would have been a very different…02:02:58time.
Luma
02:02:59Yeah.
Temerity
02:02:59laughs
Iva
02:03:03- Me too.
Luma
02:03:03How many dice? Your entire collection?
Rhysaene
02:03:05Oh,
Temerity
02:03:05I think it’s good.
Luma
02:03:06Whoa.
Rhysaene
02:03:07So it would have been 46 plus 8D8.
Temerity
02:03:12Oh my God.
Rhysaene
02:03:15Uh,
Luma
02:03:16Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
02:03:19Yeah, if I get a crew on someone, it’s a different story.
Temerity
02:03:19This…02:03:20I was saying…
Luma
02:03:22single target fucking super fireball.
Rhysaene
02:03:25Yeah.
Temerity
02:03:26Oh.02:03:27Fuck you in particular.
Rhysaene
02:03:27Thank you.02:03:28I was…02:03:29Yeah.02:03:31But it’s… I can’t just do that shit willy-nilly, right?02:03:34I have two spell slots. I don’t…
Temerity
02:03:39Yeah.
Luma
02:03:39Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:03:40And not about the first.
Luma
02:03:41That would have been the willy-nilly.
Temerity
02:03:44Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
02:03:44Yeah.
Luma
02:03:44That was the situation to burn it all and explode Daisy.
Rhysaene
02:03:47Mm-hmm.02:03:49That’s fair.
Temerity
02:03:49Hey!
Rhysaene
02:03:53That’s fair. I mean…
Luma
02:03:54I don’t like your vibes.
Temerity
02:03:54But now we have this little arc.
Luma
02:03:56Yeet.
Rhysaene
02:03:57I like getting old things.02:04:00Yeah, but I was half expecting to die.02:04:03So her getting away is like, okay, fine, all right, okay.
Temerity
02:04:04I’ll come back.02:04:08Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
02:04:10I was shitting bricks.
Temerity
02:04:12You traded in lane.
Rhysaene
02:04:14Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:04:15He traded.
Temerity
02:04:17Hehehehehehe.
Iva
02:04:20I’m not going to lie, I had the really hard debate if Iva would chase the assassin or not.
Rhysaene
02:04:25I think the disadvantage from the poison changed things for you.
Iva
02:04:29Um…02:04:32I had one more turn of advantage…02:04:34I can just give myself
Rhysaene
02:04:35Oh.
Iva
02:04:37So it would have been flat.02:04:42So that really did. No, I really in character had to sit and go,
Rhysaene
02:04:43Yeah.
Iva
02:04:47Would Iva chase the assassins?
Hazel
02:04:50and
Rhysaene
02:04:50I, um…02:04:52Oh, also sorry if I’m not being as forward. I’m also recovering as well as risk.
Temerity
02:04:58hehehe
Iva
02:04:59Bye.
Rhysaene
02:04:59in the whole situation.
Hazel
02:04:59Oh.
Temerity
02:04:59You’re good.
Rhysaene
02:05:02- Goodness gracious.
Hazel
02:05:03No, it’s okay.02:05:05Yo, that shit is emotionally taxing.
Temerity
02:05:05- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rhysaene
02:05:07- Oh.02:05:07Bye.
Hazel
02:05:09I do not blame you at all.
Rhysaene
02:05:09- Uh-uh.
Hazel
02:05:12Like obviously D&D is like a funny little haha game, but also we put a lot of fucking time and effort into like making these characters. It’s stressful as fuck when a character goes down.
Temerity
02:05:23uh,
Rhysaene
02:05:23Yeah.
Temerity
02:05:24It’s her little bore bow.
Iva
02:05:26I, I strict.
Rhysaene
02:05:26That is my little poor boat! I’ve got my whole first scene to this character!
Temerity
02:05:30laughs
Iva
02:05:30Uh…02:05:31With how Kat was talking up the assassin, I was like, oh, fuck.02:05:34Honestly, like…
Rhysaene
02:05:35Yeah, the way the things were looking, I was like, oh, God, am I going to like…02:05:42Is this D&D, like, Fast Edition again?02:05:44Do I need to have a character sheet prepared?
Temerity
02:05:47laughs
Rhysaene
02:05:49I was…
Hazel
02:05:49It is the…
Luma
02:05:49Just tied in the middle of me fucking drawing this fucking character, I’d be so pissed.
Rhysaene
02:05:53Thank you.02:05:53- Okay.
Temerity
02:05:54laughing
Rhysaene
02:05:54file.
Hazel
02:05:54Bye.
Luma
02:05:55I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:05:55Thank you.
Temerity
02:05:56laughs
Luma
02:05:57You understand how much fucking practice I’ve been getting into fucking horse anatomy for this shit?
Rhysaene
02:05:57Oh, no.
Hazel
02:06:02Bye.
Temerity
02:06:02Go!
Hazel
02:06:04at room for movies.
Luma
02:06:04I know where Kat lives!
Rhysaene
02:06:04Thank you.
Temerity
02:06:06I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:06:06It’s okay.
Hazel
02:06:06- Whew.
Rhysaene
02:06:07That’s so funny.
Temerity
02:06:07Yeah.
Iva
02:06:08I…
Luma
02:06:08- Yeah.
Iva
02:06:10To be honest, I was actually a lot less concerned after…
Rhysaene
02:06:12Thank you.02:06:14Thank you.
Iva
02:06:16Uh,02:06:18When Rhys went down, I was like, okay, cool.02:06:21Now all they have to do is live for Iva because…
Rhysaene
02:06:23Thank you.
Iva
02:06:24It’s either going to be both of us or neither of us.
Rhysaene
02:06:27Thank you.02:06:28I was half expecting to be like Giga one shot.
Temerity
02:06:28Okay.
Rhysaene
02:06:31Like I was…
Iva
02:06:34Nah, they took those away from assassins. They don’t like those.
Rhysaene
02:06:34I was scared.02:06:35Thank you.02:06:37Thank you.02:06:38Oh, thank goodness.
Temerity
02:06:41Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:06:41No, no, no, no, no.
Iva
02:06:41I don’t think they ever have.
Dungeon Master
02:06:43I, that, no.02:06:45The 2024 Assassin is scary.02:06:48I…
Rhysaene
02:06:49- Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:06:49I did a few of my own tweaks to the stat block because I did not want it to just be a case of if she hits you, you explode.
Rhysaene
02:06:56Thank you.02:06:57Yeah.02:06:59that.
Dungeon Master
02:06:59Oh.
Rhysaene
02:07:00Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:07:00which that.
Rhysaene
02:07:00Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:07:02The 2024, like, stock Assassin stat block is a very real chance.02:07:06It’s like 8d6 poison damage on top of the sword.
Rhysaene
02:07:09Yeah.02:07:10I’m very glad I rolled decent on the…02:07:15on the first con save.
Dungeon Master
02:07:17Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
02:07:18for the poison.
Hazel
02:07:20Before we continue, I just remembered I need something from my list as NDA. If I need you guys to give me hypothetical names of a child between Luma and Rhys because I haven’t been able to get back onto modachi life ever since I had a kid because I was like, what if I make the name wrong?
Rhysaene
02:07:32- Yeah.
Luma
02:07:35Wait, what? Hold on.
Hazel
02:07:35I
Temerity
02:07:35Yeah.
Iva
02:07:36I’m sorry.
Hazel
02:07:37-
Iva
02:07:38“Hahaha!”
Rhysaene
02:07:38future.
Hazel
02:07:39Oh, yeah, also, Brayson Luma had a kid in my Tomodachi life, I had learned.
Rhysaene
02:07:40Bye.
Iva
02:07:43Hypothetically,
Hazel
02:07:44hee hee hee
Rhysaene
02:07:44Wait, who was the one…
Iva
02:07:45Thank you.
Temerity
02:07:45I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:07:46Wait, who was the one?02:07:48Who was, wait, no, actually, I shouldn’t ask that.
Temerity
02:07:50I don’t know.
Hazel
02:07:51Thank you.02:07:52Eric.02:07:53There isn’t like a pregnancy thing or anything.02:07:56It just is like one day when you log in, they can have a kid.
Rhysaene
02:07:56Thank you.02:07:59Oh, cool. All right.02:08:01I feel like that would be a rest Luma baby though.02:08:04Like they just like,02:08:05it just pops into existence.
Hazel
02:08:05It just pops out of nowhere. We’re not entirely sure if it’s a construct or a person, but it grows up like one.
Rhysaene
02:08:08Yeah.02:08:11Yeah.
Hazel
02:08:12Thank you.
Luma
02:08:13Take fun drawing and then just child.
Hazel
02:08:17Bipuna.
Luma
02:08:19not.
Hazel
02:08:20It’s Beepo’s sister.
Rhysaene
02:08:20Bye.
Iva
02:08:23Thank you.
Luma
02:08:23People too.
Temerity
02:08:25Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:08:25Beepo 2.
Rhysaene
02:08:27Yeah, I thought shit was scary as fuck.
Hazel
02:08:29I could just make Beepo.02:08:31I’m too cold.
Rhysaene
02:08:32People!
Temerity
02:08:32of
Luma
02:08:32Oh.
Temerity
02:08:33laughs
Luma
02:08:33As the child.
Temerity
02:08:34Yes.
Luma
02:08:35Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:08:35- Thank you.
Hazel
02:08:35Yeah.
Luma
02:08:36people.
Rhysaene
02:08:37- Thank you.
Temerity
02:08:37Beepo.
Dungeon Master
02:08:38um,02:08:39eight.02:08:40I don’t remember where we were, but I think you all were interesting.
Rhysaene
02:08:42Thank you.02:08:42Oh, shit.
Temerity
02:08:44We had said that we should put the sword someplace where it won’t02:08:51gain any other smells.
Dungeon Master
02:08:51Right.
Temerity
02:08:53I think we should put in the bag of holding.02:08:56out of character.
Luma
02:08:59Huh.02:09:00Luma opens up the bag of holding.
Temerity
02:09:02He, he, he, he.
Luma
02:09:02which reeks of02:09:04Dark mantle and cloaker guts.02:09:06Yeah.
Temerity
02:09:06Oh.
Rhysaene
02:09:08Oh, no.
Luma
02:09:08A bit.02:09:09Let me clean it out first.
Temerity
02:09:11laughter
Hazel
02:09:11Hee hee hee.
Rhysaene
02:09:13Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:09:16You spend some time cleaning out the bag of holding.02:09:18It is probably the best place you could store something if you wanted to keep it from getting contaminated once the cloaker and Darkmantle got removed.
Luma
02:09:28We’ll also craft like a regular container to put it in and then put that in the bag of holding so it’s like double contained.
Dungeon Master
02:09:35Yes, easy enough to do.
Temerity
02:09:35Oh, yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:09:37And this will…
Luma
02:09:38That way we…
Dungeon Master
02:09:39Sorry.
Luma
02:09:40No, go ahead.
Dungeon Master
02:09:41This will for sure, like, extend the amount of time that this is, like, a viable…02:09:47Um,02:09:48way to track someone. However, Hazel, you’re aware that scents just fade.02:09:55Getting it away from contaminations and open air will just, it buys you time.
Hazel
02:10:02Thank you.02:10:04Maybe we should just go after02:10:06out.
Rhysaene
02:10:09Yeah, I want to find out who I’m going to upload this girl.
Temerity
02:10:09Um,02:10:13Hehehehe.
Luma
02:10:15a weekend.
Dungeon Master
02:10:17Um,
Luma
02:10:18What day is it?
Dungeon Master
02:10:20It is, it’s funny, you should ask, it is the second
Luma
02:10:21Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:10:24of Nightdeep.02:10:26making it the second day of the week.02:10:29uh,02:10:31I never…02:10:32put any thought into how weekends work, but it is not currently one of them.
Luma
02:10:37my ass I go to work.
Temerity
02:10:39Good.02:10:39Hehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:10:41- Sure, this is all, it’s true.02:10:42Luma did kind of like stay home from work today.
Iva
02:10:46She took a work from home day.
Dungeon Master
02:10:50Um,
Luma
02:10:50Normally, it’d be fine.02:10:51It’d be like, whatever.02:10:52No big deal.02:10:53Luma shows up at a weird hour…02:10:55She probably gets to talk to about ours, but no big deal.02:10:58She puts in way over time.02:10:59However, she’s going to get investigated for fucking fraud and not showing up at work the day after.
Rhysaene
02:11:03Yeah.02:11:05that.
Luma
02:11:05It’s kind of a problem.
Rhysaene
02:11:06Thank you.
Iva
02:11:06-
Temerity
02:11:07laughs
Luma
02:11:08Thanks.
Temerity
02:11:08laughs
Luma
02:11:09Thank you.
Iva
02:11:09Adorable.
Luma
02:11:10So I feel like Luma is not here right now.02:11:13I think she went to work.
Temerity
02:11:14Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Rhysaene
02:11:15Bye.
Luma
02:11:16- Okay.
Rhysaene
02:11:18Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:11:18Um…
Rhysaene
02:11:19Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:11:19That would have02:11:21That would have been…02:11:23really quick to resolve and you could have come back in time for this.02:11:26Um, nothing is a miss at work.02:11:29And there are no new like02:11:31jobs pending for you,02:11:33You’ve already turned in your last report.
Luma
02:11:34Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:11:35So, like, you could do, like, the busy work of, like…02:11:40reviewing reports and and and02:11:43The thing that you spend most of your time doing is basically re-transcribing older, lower quality maps to be better.02:11:51Um,
Luma
02:11:51She’ll leave a note on her desk that just says, I’m working from home today, and then go home.
Dungeon Master
02:11:55Yeah, absolutely easy enough.
Luma
02:11:56Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:11:57You’re there for like an hour, um…02:12:00Kessa, there’s no indication whatsoever that anything is off.
Luma
02:12:06Awesome.02:12:09But yeah, the one’s back.02:12:10Hello.
Temerity
02:12:10All right. Hello.
Luma
02:12:12Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:12:13Hello.
Luma
02:12:14That happened sometime in the interim while you were doing your training, I imagine.
Temerity
02:12:17Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:12:18Oh.
Dungeon Master
02:12:18I…02:12:19I suspect that either happened before Rhys arrived or a couple hours after that.02:12:24I imagine it was like a, oh shit, someone tried to kill you.02:12:27What do we do?02:12:28oh, fuck, I gotta get to work, and then…
Rhysaene
02:12:30Yeah.
Luma
02:12:31I would have preferred it if it was before Rhys Rav, yeah, because it just makes more sense.
Temerity
02:12:31- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:12:34yeah
Rhysaene
02:12:34That’s really funny.
Dungeon Master
02:12:35It, it, it,02:12:36For the sake of as few complications as possible, it could have happened before Rhys arrived.
Luma
02:12:36- Yeah.02:12:43Okay.02:12:46Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:12:50uh,
Luma
02:12:50So are we going to Rhys’s apartment then?
Temerity
02:12:53Um…
Rhysaene
02:12:57We could take a look around. I guess she left anything else behind.
Luma
02:12:57Thank you.
Temerity
02:13:01Yeah.02:13:02- Yeah.02:13:03Temerity’s going to02:13:04real quickly.
Hazel
02:13:06Did you clean up any of her blood off the floor?
Dungeon Master
02:13:09I…
Rhysaene
02:13:09No.
Dungeon Master
02:13:10I will also point out Temerity is like beat the fuck up.
Hazel
02:13:10Thank you.
Temerity
02:13:15Yeah, Temerity has a bunch of bruises.
Rhysaene
02:13:17- Oh.
Dungeon Master
02:13:17Like, no, like, open wounds or anything, but Temerity is covered in bruises and, uh, at least…
Iva
02:13:18- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:13:24For the next hour, fairly winded.02:13:26After which you can spend hit dice if you would like to heal up as much as you can with that.
Temerity
02:13:34Yeah, if I could take a
Hazel
02:13:35Are you okay?
Temerity
02:13:36A very small break.
Hazel
02:13:36Yeah.
Temerity
02:13:37Yeah, we had sparring today.
Rhysaene
02:13:39Bye.
Temerity
02:13:42Um,
Rhysaene
02:13:43Did you get him?
Temerity
02:13:43Sorry, I…02:13:45You know I did.
Rhysaene
02:13:48- Yeah.02:13:49And that’s why I’m keeping you around.
Temerity
02:13:52laughs02:13:56- Yeah, if I could just have like one.
Luma
02:13:56we should just hide Temerity in your closet so that when Daisy reappears, Temerity can kill him.
Rhysaene
02:14:00Yeah.
Temerity
02:14:01I was going to suggest that wherever you stay,
Rhysaene
02:14:01And then we…
Iva
02:14:01I’m a ghost.
Temerity
02:14:04that I stay with you, I’ll leave.02:14:06earlier than I need to.02:14:08to get to training, but02:14:10just so that if you’re attacked in the middle of the night,02:14:13You have more than one body with you.
Iva
02:14:16Yeah, Iva goes, I’m sorry I couldn’t kill the assassin for you.
Rhysaene
02:14:17- Thank you.02:14:19No, no, it’s okay.02:14:23I think honestly, we should have just…02:14:27Be grateful.
Temerity
02:14:29-02:14:33Oh.02:14:34If we could spend an hour so that I could get a short rest in, that would be really nice.
Iva
02:14:38Nah, grow up. Get over yourself. You didn’t get almost assassinated.
Rhysaene
02:14:38- Yeah.02:14:39We can’t.02:14:40Can we spend an hour so we can show this, please?
Temerity
02:14:43Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
02:14:43That’s me, bro.02:14:46Every day.
Temerity
02:14:47Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:14:51you’ll feel free to spend hit dice and heal up.
Temerity
02:14:55All right.02:14:56No.02:14:57Mike.02:14:59Oh, come on.02:15:0434, so I’m just going to move on there.02:15:14This guy made me spend all of my short rest hit die.02:15:21There we go.
Hazel
02:15:22First time I have ever been rolled in D&D 5e.
Temerity
02:15:22Wow.
Hazel
02:15:26It’s awesome.02:15:27been doing it.
Temerity
02:15:27Hehehehehehe.02:15:33Hehehehe.02:15:35All right. Yeah, I think we should have to risk his apartment.02:15:38as well. I think that’s a good idea.
Rhysaene
02:15:41Bye.02:15:45Yeah, I don’t think we…
Hazel
02:15:46behind you.
Rhysaene
02:15:47I don’t think I cleaned up anything, so…02:15:50So,02:15:52Yeah, we could take a look around.
Temerity
02:15:54All right.02:15:58Dan Burke; COB OSMP: And then Temerity will.
Rhysaene
02:15:59Thank you.
Temerity
02:16:02Uh, follow Rhys to Rhys’s apartment, because Temerity doesn’t know where Rhys lives.02:16:07Or I guess somebody might know where Rhys lives because of the maps, actually.
Rhysaene
02:16:07Oh.02:16:10Yeah.
Iva
02:16:12It’s a funny moment where Rhys’s house looks really clean except for her bedroom, which looks random sack.
Rhysaene
02:16:17It looks like a fucking wallet.
Temerity
02:16:18heheheheh02:16:23I hate it.
Iva
02:16:23It’s covered in blood, the desks02:16:26And bookshelves and better all moved.
Temerity
02:16:30Hehehehe.
Luma
02:16:31Mama shows up a little toolkit.02:16:33On her hip, she’s ready to repair the place.
Rhysaene
02:16:36Aw, thank you.
Temerity
02:16:40There she is.
Dungeon Master
02:16:42It’s just,
Rhysaene
02:16:42-
Luma
02:16:44- The Hammer Runner?
Temerity
02:16:45oh fuck
Iva
02:16:47Get it.
Temerity
02:16:48this is huge
Rhysaene
02:16:48Bye.
Iva
02:16:49He’s big now.
Hazel
02:16:50This is Attack on Titan.
Luma
02:16:52Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:16:52- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:16:53Thank you.
Temerity
02:16:53I’m sorry.
Rhysaene
02:16:55This is here and she brought 15 shadows with her.
Dungeon Master
02:16:59- Yes.
Temerity
02:16:59laughs
Dungeon Master
02:17:0315 Shadows is just a TPK.02:17:05There’s no way around that.
Rhysaene
02:17:06Yeah.
Temerity
02:17:07Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:17:08I was going to say, I better rewind.
Luma
02:17:10the light. Now there’s no shadow.02:17:12- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:17:12Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:17:16Behold, Rhys’s apartment slash little townhouse.
Rhysaene
02:17:20Mm-mm.
Temerity
02:17:20Yeah, I like all the plushies.02:17:22I just noticed those.
Rhysaene
02:17:23she did02:17:25I did what I wrote02:17:28A little discussion for Katya.02:17:29Yeah, Rhys has like plushies on that bed.
Temerity
02:17:32Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:17:33Oh.
Dungeon Master
02:17:36This little entryway is full of paintings.
Rhysaene
02:17:38Thank you.
Temerity
02:17:40Eeeeh.
Hazel
02:17:45Hazel’s going around like
Luma
02:17:45that’s done.
Hazel
02:17:48looking at all the blood on the floor and it’s like, okay,02:17:51Which one is the perpetrator and which one is yours?
Dungeon Master
02:17:56That’s not fair. There’s also a lot of Iva’s blood on the floor.
Rhysaene
02:17:59Yeah.
Iva
02:18:00there’s a good,02:18:02you know, chunk of Iva blood on the floor.
Hazel
02:18:05Yeah, yeah. Yours was a…
Rhysaene
02:18:07- Mm-hmm.
Iva
02:18:08Oh, it’s a royal yours.
Hazel
02:18:10Yeah, it was a Royal Wheelers.
Rhysaene
02:18:11Mm-hmm.02:18:12Would that be like…
Luma
02:18:13isn’t yours.
Rhysaene
02:18:14Would that be like a big splatter, like a splattering of like,02:18:19Bloodwet.02:18:20Iva and me beat the shit out of her where she was not prone.
Dungeon Master
02:18:24- Um.
Iva
02:18:24It’s all over your bed!
Dungeon Master
02:18:25Yeah.02:18:26Yes, there would be some pooled02:18:29dry now at this point,02:18:31but some pooled blood where you guys02:18:33knocked or prone.
Rhysaene
02:18:35Mmm.
Iva
02:18:35It was knocked and thrown onto her bed!
Hazel
02:18:358.02:18:38Hazel starts scratching away at the dried blood and starts putting it in vials.
Rhysaene
02:18:38- Thank you.
Hazel
02:18:47Not for any mechanical reason.02:18:49I just feel like she thinks that it would make any like curses placed upon this.
Temerity
02:18:53Person much more potent.
Hazel
02:18:55This person likes02:18:57Yeah, like trying to do it for like a witch hex, but like.02:19:00she has no witch hex that has to do with someone’s blood.02:19:04She’s just like,02:19:06for a rainy day.
Temerity
02:19:06CCC.02:19:08Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:19:14Um,02:19:15Rhys apartment is in exactly the state Iva and Rhys left it.02:19:19If you guys didn’t clean up the glass from the broken window,02:19:22there’s still glass, mostly outside,02:19:25but still a little inside around where the window was broken.02:19:29If you didn’t put anything in front of the window, it’s still like…02:19:32fully open.
Luma
02:19:35your head from the fucking exploded window.
Dungeon Master
02:19:38- Yeah.02:19:39this one, technically.
Hazel
02:19:43Hazel doesn’t wear shoes, so she steps in the glass and takes bleeding damage.
Iva
02:19:43Yeah, it was…
Temerity
02:19:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
02:19:48You need to make a deck save. I think the DC is 10.
Hazel
02:19:48Thank you.02:19:50All right.02:19:51Ouch, ouch.02:19:53- Hoo hoo.
Iva
02:19:53All right.02:19:54Hazel sits here and slowly Sherlock
Hazel
02:19:5517.
Dungeon Master
02:19:56You don’t take any damage.
Iva
02:19:57combs the whole fight.
Hazel
02:20:00- Thank you.
Luma
02:20:01What’s around this window? Is this like a little alleyway?
Dungeon Master
02:20:04- Yeah, no.
Luma
02:20:04out of the way.
Dungeon Master
02:20:06This side,02:20:08would kind of, this side would kind of probably overlook like, um,02:20:12Maybe like a little like02:20:14Like,02:20:14To call it a park would be way too generous.02:20:17Wait, no, actually, I know, hold on.02:20:19I know what this is.02:20:20Never mind.02:20:20Well, we have to, I have to pull up the other map.02:20:23I can tell you exactly because it’s actually probably pretty laid out similar to…02:20:28That side would be looking out into like02:20:32Yeah, it is like a little park.02:20:34Um, it’s like a little like plaza park.02:20:37Um, on, and just past that is the, uh, one of the main roads and then the, um,
Luma
02:20:43Is Rhys’s house on the map?
Dungeon Master
02:20:43the canals.02:20:45It is right.02:20:47Um,
Luma
02:20:50Whoa.
Dungeon Master
02:20:51right here.02:20:54It’s this little…
Luma
02:20:54Flurry.
Dungeon Master
02:20:55Yeah, it’s not in the not blurry area, unfortunately, but it’s that little house.
Luma
02:21:00The where is the window then would be…02:21:03Uh,
Dungeon Master
02:21:03It would be… So Rhys’s bedroom would be a little rounded kind of…
Luma
02:21:04here.
Dungeon Master
02:21:09I wonder, hold on, now I might get silly with it.
Luma
02:21:09Peace.
Dungeon Master
02:21:12Let’s find out.
Luma
02:21:16Oh, bye.02:21:17God.
Hazel
02:21:19Hmm.
Rhysaene
02:21:31Um…
Luma
02:21:31Okay, so I’m up over here.02:21:33So I’ve got cover on like three of my sides.02:21:37Yeah.02:21:37I was going to check to make sure there’s nobody in like this area.02:21:42Uh,
Dungeon Master
02:21:47there are lots of people in that area.02:21:49I say lots.02:21:50There’s probably like…02:21:53we’ll say eight people, just people like enjoying,02:21:55because it’s like, it’s grass, it’s open, it’s like a little park.
Luma
02:22:01Okay, she’s gonna go find a cheat and set up a little workspace.02:22:06and cover the02:22:08this back part.02:22:10so that she can fucking mend the window.
Rhysaene
02:22:12Yeah.
Luma
02:22:12and peace.
Temerity
02:22:12Hehehehe.
Luma
02:22:13Bye.
Dungeon Master
02:22:14wait, this isn’t it.02:22:15Is it this?02:22:20You probably do it from the inside without any kind of…02:22:24issue.
Luma
02:22:24Yeah, all the glasses on the outside.02:22:28Yeah, that’s fair, actually. Yeah, okay, she’ll pick up all the pieces and bring it inside.
Dungeon Master
02:22:37This is the actual scale of Rhys’s apartment.02:22:40Nope.02:22:41This is close to the actual scale of Rhys’s apartment.
Luma
02:22:51Damn, Reservoirs is huge.
Dungeon Master
02:22:54Yeah, even…
Temerity
02:22:54No.
Rhysaene
02:22:55Hehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:22:55Even not like the combat map one is kind of…02:22:59It’s because I don’t have any sense of…02:23:02spatial relationships.
Iva
02:23:04It’s because Rhys is rich.
Dungeon Master
02:23:06And it is… That is the other thing.
Luma
02:23:06Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:23:08This is an incredibly nice apartment.02:23:11This is, like, the kind of, like…02:23:14It would take money to live in a place like this.
Luma
02:23:20Hey Rhys, your apartment’s really nice.
Dungeon Master
02:23:22I don’t get why this doesn’t align.
Rhysaene
02:23:22Thank you. I promise.02:23:27Technically, well, yeah, it was hand-me-down.
Temerity
02:23:31Oh, rent controlled.
Rhysaene
02:23:35- Oh.
Luma
02:23:36Rick controlled.
Dungeon Master
02:23:38New York ass thing to say.
Temerity
02:23:39Damn.
Rhysaene
02:23:41Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:23:42This is how big?02:23:4575.02:23:48Right.
Rhysaene
02:23:50- Hi, Luma.
Luma
02:23:51Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:23:55Whoa.
Luma
02:23:57What’s up?
Iva
02:24:07They died, Rhys went, hey Luma, and then no more…02:24:11No more risks.02:24:13Thank you.
Luma
02:24:18No.
Dungeon Master
02:24:27I think it’s this. I think this is the actual scale of the apartment.
Rhysaene
02:24:36Hello.
Dungeon Master
02:24:37Hello.
Luma
02:24:37Hello?
Iva
02:24:37- No!
Temerity
02:24:38Hello.
Rhysaene
02:24:38Bye.02:24:39Okay.02:24:40Sorry.02:24:41Um,02:24:42Luma?
Luma
02:24:44Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:24:45Could you?02:24:47You got that wand thingy, right?
Luma
02:24:50Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:24:51Can you?
Luma
02:24:51Well, it’s a tattoo on my finger.02:24:53Sorry, yeah, what?
Rhysaene
02:24:54Oh.02:24:55Can you take a look around?
Luma
02:24:58Oh.
Rhysaene
02:24:59With that phone.
Luma
02:24:59Oh, that’s a good idea. Yeah, I could do that.02:25:02I’m all running around.02:25:03Da-da-da-da-da-da.02:25:04All the end of the house.02:25:06Find somewhere towards the center point and she will activate her wand of secrets.02:25:11Or finger of secrets.
Dungeon Master
02:25:13yours02:25:15Is it all secret doors or just the nearest?
Luma
02:25:18I believe it’s the nearest.02:25:22Let me look.02:25:24- Oh.
Iva
02:25:24the nearest secret door is eight miles to the west.
Luma
02:25:28Well, within 60 feet radius.02:25:30I don’t actually have it on my sheet.02:25:32It’s…02:25:33Just a name on my list.02:25:35Let me go find the actual secrets.02:25:39The Wand of Secrets says, while holding it, you can take a magic action to expend one charge, and if a secret door or trap is within 60 feet of you, the wand pulses and points at the one nearest to you.
Dungeon Master
02:25:50So it’s…02:25:52It would only…02:25:53you would not be able to tell there were more than one.02:25:56It’s if at least one point at nearest.02:26:00um,02:26:02You.02:26:04You do it from the center and it points…02:26:09Uh,02:26:11it points you at where this painting is02:26:13Rhys, you already know, because you hung the painting, that there is like a hidden…
Rhysaene
02:26:20Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:26:21Like a hidden, like…02:26:23Not even really safe.02:26:24There’s, like, a place where you could, like…02:26:27pull a panel off the wall that’s pretty well concealed,02:26:30and hide stuff.
Rhysaene
02:26:30Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:26:31This is something you knew about from when Lathiel was alive.02:26:37And you either have or haven’t used it as storage, but there’s nothing new to you in it.
Rhysaene
02:26:42Mm-hmm.02:26:44Yeah.
Luma
02:26:46Okay, question.
Dungeon Master
02:26:47Yeah.
Luma
02:26:48If I am aware of the door, does it make it still a secret door?02:26:54Or is it just a regular door now?
Dungeon Master
02:26:56It is still a secret door.02:26:57I’m gonna spare you from using the last more charges.02:27:02Using one is more than enough.02:27:03There are several similar hidden compartments in this apartment.02:27:09that any that you are able to find through thorough searching or through magic are ones that Rhys is already aware of.02:27:17Your search does not turn up a secret door that Rhys wasn’t.02:27:24previously aware of.
Luma
02:27:29Hey, Rhys, your house has a lot of secrets in it.02:27:31That’s pretty cool.
Rhysaene
02:27:37I would think so.
Temerity
02:27:39Thank you.
Luma
02:27:44Who was this person that you knew before?
Rhysaene
02:27:54Um,02:27:57I mean, that’s02:27:58.02:28:01She was a friend of mine.02:28:04Um,02:28:07Someone I got in with when I came here.02:28:12Um,
Luma
02:28:12most secret detecting figure points at risk.
Rhysaene
02:28:14Bye.
Dungeon Master
02:28:15Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:28:15Huh?
Temerity
02:28:15-
Rhysaene
02:28:16Thank you.02:28:17she02:28:20she leans for them02:28:23It’s like a sign of put it down.02:28:26Um,02:28:28put your02:28:29hand on.02:28:30Um…02:28:37- Well,02:28:41She kind of made it her business to know other people’s business.02:28:46She was…02:28:50And she looks like02:28:54visibly uncomfortable and02:28:57she is definitely like02:29:00placing her other hand over her heart.02:29:03Um,02:29:08EU.02:29:09- Yeah.
Luma
02:29:11If you don’t want to talk about it, it’s okay. I understand.
Rhysaene
02:29:11Well,02:29:13No, I don’t know how to explain it.02:29:18She was…02:29:19kind of…02:29:22A patron, a man?02:29:24like a02:29:26like an arts patron.02:29:27the
Luma
02:29:28Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:29:30We got in together.02:29:32Huh?02:29:35she kind of had her toes in everywhere.
Luma
02:29:40I’m very sanitary.
Temerity
02:29:43It is.
Rhysaene
02:29:43thousand business.02:29:46you could say.02:29:49like02:29:50Um,02:29:53But yeah, I’m…02:29:55She had secrets.02:29:59It’s why I think it’s House Sterling.02:30:04that sent Daisy.
Luma
02:30:09I don’t like these people.
Rhysaene
02:30:13Yeah, I mean, let’s see if
Iva
02:30:14Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:30:16may have dirt on them.02:30:19kind of,02:30:20I know that house is dirty.
Luma
02:30:24a problem because
Rhysaene
02:30:24she told me this much.
Luma
02:30:27My family just ended up business with them.
Rhysaene
02:30:27Um,02:30:29Mm-hmm.02:30:35Yeah, lots of02:30:38as far as I know.02:30:42crazy laundry.
Hazel
02:30:45that you knew they were dirty anymore.02:30:47You nearly sent me into servitude for that.02:30:50Yeah.
Iva
02:30:50- -
Temerity
02:30:50laughs
Luma
02:30:50Yes.
Rhysaene
02:30:51- Yeah.02:30:52I didn’t think you were going to get close.
Iva
02:30:52Yeah.02:30:53Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:30:57Hazel.02:30:58Um,
Hazel
02:30:58Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:30:59You can give me an insight check, but you will be making it a disadvantage.
Hazel
02:31:04Oh.
Dungeon Master
02:31:07because it is very much outside of your areas of expertise.
Hazel
02:31:11Yeah. All right. That’s an 11. And that is a natural one.
Dungeon Master
02:31:17- Yeah.02:31:20All right, carry on.
Hazel
02:31:21Indeed it is. I have a pair of expertise.02:31:28dumps where we have.
Rhysaene
02:31:33Yeah.02:31:34I’m sorry.
Hazel
02:31:37Well, I already said I forgave you.
Rhysaene
02:31:40Thank you.
Iva
02:31:43Cough02:31:43Cough Because it’s okay, Rhys.
Hazel
02:31:46What?
Rhysaene
02:31:47Yeah.02:31:51Yeah.02:31:52- Yeah.
Luma
02:31:55Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
02:31:56She actually giggles at that.02:32:00Um…02:32:03I just didn’t know I was getting into all this.02:32:07Yeah.
Luma
02:32:11You all lead very complicated lives.
Temerity
02:32:14laughs
Rhysaene
02:32:14Bye.
Iva
02:32:15Did you just break it entering into a vault?
Rhysaene
02:32:17- Thank you.
Luma
02:32:19No, I had a permit.
Temerity
02:32:21laughs
Hazel
02:32:22- So no, we didn’t.
Temerity
02:32:24Yes, we didn’t.
Luma
02:32:24And a key.
Hazel
02:32:27I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Temerity
02:32:29Thank you.
Hazel
02:32:30- Okay.
Luma
02:32:36Literally my job.02:32:41Almost starts fixing the window.
Temerity
02:32:43Hee hee hee hee hee.
Dungeon Master
02:32:43Okay.02:32:44You know, you’re able to, with the02:32:46collecting the broken glass and with the mending cantrip, uh,02:32:50It takes a couple minutes.02:32:51Wait, how big is…02:32:54Mending is one square foot, right?02:32:58or cast.
Luma
02:32:59Mending is…02:33:03Uh…02:33:05As long as a break or tear is no longer than one foot in any dimension, you mend it. So I got to do a purr.02:33:10per break.
Dungeon Master
02:33:12per break.
Luma
02:33:13It’s going to be a while.
Dungeon Master
02:33:14It’s going to be a little bit, it takes a while, but it’s not like02:33:17You’re not like doing this in the middle of a fight.02:33:19You get it done, no problem.02:33:21You fully repair the window.02:33:22There is no sign whatsoever that this window was ever broken.02:33:29when Luma’s done with it.
Temerity
02:33:31Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:33:32Thanks, Seth.
Rhysaene
02:33:34Thank you.
Luma
02:33:36Yeah.
Temerity
02:33:36Hee hee hee hee.
Rhysaene
02:33:42Yeah, I don’t…02:33:48I mean…02:33:49but House Sterling is probably mine.02:33:53Map.02:33:54biggest suspect.02:33:59But I think--02:34:01I mean, it’s dangerous.02:34:04if we go after02:34:06Daisy.02:34:10Are y’all okay with that?
Luma
02:34:16She tried to kill one of my friends, so I’m at least going to capture her and turn her into the authorities.
Hazel
02:34:21I fear no man or beast within the veil.
Temerity
02:34:22- Yeah.02:34:25Hehehehehehe.
Luma
02:34:27That sounded way cooler than what I said.
Iva
02:34:27There it goes.
Hazel
02:34:29Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:34:30- Yes.
Iva
02:34:30I already told you I was going to help you with this because, you know,02:34:35You guys helped me with all my stuff, so I at least had to help you guys a little with your stuff.
Temerity
02:34:36- No, we already.
Iva
02:34:41And plus, anyway…
Hazel
02:34:41a little.02:34:43Yeah.02:34:45- Thank you.
Iva
02:34:45I didn’t get to finish hitting her with my axe after she shot me in the body.
Temerity
02:34:51laughs02:34:53I’m not going to let this02:34:55something like this go unanswered risks.
Rhysaene
02:35:05Thanks.02:35:08I mean, I got money. I can pay y’all.
Temerity
02:35:11Hehehehe.
Iva
02:35:11What? And we’re getting paid?
Rhysaene
02:35:13Thank you.
Temerity
02:35:13I think you should save your coin
Luma
02:35:15- Why did you start with that?
Temerity
02:35:16to me.
Iva
02:35:17I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:35:17Thank you.
Hazel
02:35:17- Yeah.
Luma
02:35:18I’ll take the bear to share.
Temerity
02:35:20laughs
Iva
02:35:20I don’t know.
Luma
02:35:23Beepo was really expensive, and I want to make a second one.
Rhysaene
02:35:23Thank you.02:35:26Ciao.
Temerity
02:35:26- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:35:27Wait, how much does B-Pub cost?
Temerity
02:35:29going to pretend I didn’t hear that.
Luma
02:35:30I don’t wanna talk about it.
Rhysaene
02:35:36How much did Beepo cost?
Luma
02:35:40Under gold.
Rhysaene
02:35:43Wait, what?
Luma
02:35:45100 gold.02:35:47Or what were those dragons?
Rhysaene
02:35:47Thank you.
Temerity
02:35:49uh,
Dungeon Master
02:35:52crowns.
Luma
02:35:52Sounds my bad yeah 100 grounds.
Temerity
02:35:52crowns.
Hazel
02:35:54Dragons would be a hundred platinum.
Luma
02:35:56Oh, yeah, ten dragons.
Temerity
02:35:56Ha ha ha ha.
Iva
02:35:57- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:35:57Thank you.02:35:58No.
Luma
02:36:01And that’s just for the that’s just for his eye. Technically,
Rhysaene
02:36:01Okay.
Luma
02:36:05I’m pretty sure all the parts that we got from the vaults was kind of a lot too.02:36:09but,02:36:11I sourced those myself, so they’re free.
Dungeon Master
02:36:16Is Beepo with you?
Luma
02:36:18Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:36:21people kind of02:36:22spins around at being talked about02:36:27What kind of noises does Beepo make? Does he make like little chittering noises?
Temerity
02:36:27Yeah.
Luma
02:36:32Beepo is entirely silent other than the fact that his little ink pot sloshes around a lot.
Dungeon Master
02:36:35- Mm-hmm.02:36:38Thank you.
Luma
02:36:38And his little bits clink and clank because they like riding together and stuff.
Temerity
02:36:43Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:36:46nice.
Temerity
02:36:47Yeah.
Luma
02:36:48If he ever opens his mouth, there’s a bunch of ink that starts pouring out of it.
Dungeon Master
02:36:50laughs
Luma
02:36:51Thank you.
Temerity
02:36:51laughing
Luma
02:36:52I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:36:54Hmm?
Temerity
02:36:56Cute little fucking monster.
Luma
02:36:57What?
Iva
02:36:59I see no problems with this.
Luma
02:36:59Yeah, he’s clearly kind of a little fucked up.
Temerity
02:37:00Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:37:02Like, he wasn’t built very well.02:37:04Yeah.
Iva
02:37:05Yeah.
Temerity
02:37:05- Yeah.
Iva
02:37:06This is Luma’s first attempt at creating life.
Luma
02:37:09True.
Temerity
02:37:12Sorry.
Luma
02:37:14It’s unclear whether or not he can see through the ruby that’s jammed in his head, but…02:37:18- Yeah.
Temerity
02:37:19- Yeah.02:37:20Temerity is very uneasy whenever Beepo looks at her.
Luma
02:37:26It feels…02:37:27It looks like Beepo is always staring at Temerity.
Temerity
02:37:30Groans
Luma
02:37:31Mm-hmm.02:37:32- Yeah.
Iva
02:37:32I want to help Beepo look at Temerity more.
Luma
02:37:33Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:37:36Temerity, why don’t you like the child? No, I’m kidding. She wouldn’t say that.
Luma
02:37:36Thank you.02:37:38No.
Iva
02:37:38Temerity, why don’t you like the child?
Luma
02:37:39Thank you.
Temerity
02:37:39Yeah.
Luma
02:37:40Yeah.
Hazel
02:37:42Not a fan of children.
Luma
02:37:43I don’t know.
Temerity
02:37:48Thank you.02:37:49Thank you.
Hazel
02:37:50I’ve had too much fun lately tormenting the Temerity.02:37:53Hazel’s going to give her a break.
Temerity
02:37:56Hehehehe.
Luma
02:37:58She’s just so tormentable.
Temerity
02:38:00you
Hazel
02:38:00Bye.
Dungeon Master
02:38:00Thank you.02:38:03That’s pretty good, churl.
Temerity
02:38:03Bye.
Hazel
02:38:04Hazel’s just really disappointed in Temerity02:38:07She’s like, damn.02:38:08You have so much potential.
Temerity
02:38:10Hehehehehehe.
Luma
02:38:16to Murdy Arc is just
Hazel
02:38:17I like to imagine
Luma
02:38:18You can’t be that naive. It’s so funny.
Hazel
02:38:20Hmm.
Temerity
02:38:20Uh, it’s like, no, yeah, to me, he’s just that naive.
Luma
02:38:23Yeah.02:38:26- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:38:27Thank you.
Temerity
02:38:27I already said no.
Luma
02:38:27Narrator voice. In fact…
Temerity
02:38:30she is
Hazel
02:38:31Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:38:32headbutt
Luma
02:38:32Yeah.02:38:34Yeah.02:38:35Yeah.
Temerity
02:38:35Yeah.
Hazel
02:38:37Imagine Temerity and Hazel have the same opinion of each other.02:38:41Just like, damn, you have a lot of potential.02:38:43Too bad you wasted.02:38:44Well, whatever.
Temerity
02:38:45- Uh-huh.
Hazel
02:38:48I suppose it can’t be helped.
Luma
02:38:49Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:38:50I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:38:51They think of the elder as potential man is really funny.
Temerity
02:38:55- Yeah.
Hazel
02:38:56do it.02:38:59if and when, but never is.
Temerity
02:39:01laughs
Dungeon Master
02:39:02- Yes.
Temerity
02:39:04Oh, man.
Luma
02:39:05All right, are we gonna track the blood?
Temerity
02:39:07Yes, that’s what I was wondering if we would be able to do, if you could be a bloodhound.
Rhysaene
02:39:08Yeah.
Hazel
02:39:13I could, if I could.02:39:17I don’t know, can I? No, yeah.02:39:19Yeah, yeah, he’s a little wild-shaped into a puppy dog, little bloodhound.02:39:24Sage is right next to her.
Temerity
02:39:29Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:39:29Also, like, nose to the ground, being like,02:39:33being like, all right, let’s track this.02:39:36Let’s track this sucker.02:39:39It’s going to be good that we’re here too, because like,02:39:42you know, I can actually catch the pick up on the scent that they left behind as well.
Rhysaene
02:39:46Yeah.
Temerity
02:39:47True.
Iva
02:39:50Probably had little bleed droplets as they went.
Hazel
02:39:55Oh, true, true. Keep an eye out for any blood that might have dribbled as they…
Temerity
02:39:55Perry Kivolowitz: Nice.
Hazel
02:40:00as they ran away.
Temerity
02:40:02Peru.02:40:04That show would be outside.
Luma
02:40:07opens the door for the dogs.
Dungeon Master
02:40:12I don’t know.
Hazel
02:40:21Ain’t nothing but a handout.
Luma
02:40:23Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:40:23I think I’m going to.02:40:25and all the time.
Dungeon Master
02:40:28You guys head out with your bloodhound.02:40:32Hazel, you’re able to, off of the blood, off of the sword, you are able to pick up a scent.02:40:38and you’re able to follow it02:40:41Basically,02:40:42Where’s my drawer.02:40:44basically like this.02:40:46Nope, that’s the wrong drawer.02:40:49basically like02:40:50this goes.
Hazel
02:41:10Aw, what the hell.
Iva
02:41:13-
Hazel
02:41:14start dealing with a tree.
Dungeon Master
02:41:14Um,02:41:16We’re dealing with a tree.02:41:17You’re able to follow…02:41:19Not just the scent, but drops of blood.02:41:22Um,02:41:25As this person moved first quickly…02:41:29Actually, give me a survival check.
Hazel
02:41:31Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:41:33using your stuff, not the dog stuff.
Hazel
02:41:37Six plus seven.
Dungeon Master
02:41:39and
Hazel
02:41:40That is.
Luma
02:41:41More guidance. Sorry. If that’s too late, it’s fine.
Dungeon Master
02:41:43No, no, no, no. You’re good. Guidance.
Hazel
02:41:45with the D4.
Dungeon Master
02:41:47Yeah.02:41:48You pet the dog and the dog goes,
Hazel
02:41:48Oh.02:41:5014.
Luma
02:41:51What?
Dungeon Master
02:41:5214.02:41:53Um,02:41:55Blood drops.02:41:56Um,02:41:57a lot right out the window and becoming quickly more spaced.02:42:00You’re tracking, luckily for you, you’re tracking in grass.02:42:04This is like an open park.02:42:06Um,02:42:08quickly moving away from the house02:42:11before slowing down,02:42:12moving back around the tree…02:42:15Um,02:42:16The spacing of the footprints changes here.02:42:19It goes from wide gate to small but quick steps as it passes around the tree.02:42:25You suspect they went from running to hiding at this tree.02:42:32past, but you’re not tracking like a hidden person.02:42:35You’re following footprints and you’re able to continue to follow them up.02:42:39Footprints, smell, you follow it up around here, and then this is basically into a major road, where the smell is broken up by too many other smells, the footprints by too many other footprints. And at this point, the blood drops are, like, infrequent.02:42:55um,02:42:57pretty infrequent.02:42:59Um, there’s not.02:43:00There’s not really a feasible way to like,02:43:03to track by scent.02:43:05It’s…02:43:06past this point that you can think of.02:43:09um,02:43:10but you can give me another perception check.
Temerity
02:43:19Thank you.
Hazel
02:43:30I was muted. 15.02:43:328 plus 7.
Dungeon Master
02:43:33Um,02:43:35with a 1502:43:37you kind of suss out that they like rested against this tree for just a moment.02:43:44um,02:43:46And in the grass at the base of the tree, you find a small vial.02:43:51um,02:43:52which contains a clear liquid.
Hazel
02:43:58There’s water in here.02:44:01uh,02:44:02Okay.02:44:03Hazel will just start barking at it.
Temerity
02:44:05Yeah.
Luma
02:44:07Mama will pick it up and inspect the contents.
Dungeon Master
02:44:13Give me an intelligence check.
Luma
02:44:16Entirely advanced track.02:44:2213 plus 4…02:44:2517, yeah, 17.
Dungeon Master
02:44:27you kind of do like the outcome, the alchemical run through. Um,
Iva
02:44:29Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:44:31and it’s easy enough to determine that this is, uh, a, a very, this is,02:44:36This is basic poison.
Luma
02:44:39Not water. Don’t drink it. It’s poison.
Temerity
02:44:44All right.
Dungeon Master
02:44:46You have acquired a single vial of basic poison.02:44:53not incredibly useful02:44:56as an item, however,02:44:59To the right buyers.02:45:01worth a good chunk of money.02:45:04This is not something you could sell at half value to a general store,02:45:07but if you could find someone who is interested in poison,02:45:10you could probably get 75 up to 100 gold.
Luma
02:45:14Luma was about to feed this to Beepo and then pauses and goes, actually, wait a minute.
Dungeon Master
02:45:14for it.
Temerity
02:45:14Dan.
Dungeon Master
02:45:19Or you could feed it to Beepo and…
Temerity
02:45:19Yeah.
Iva
02:45:19Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:45:21Thank you.
Temerity
02:45:22Deal with the ramifications.
Hazel
02:45:22Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:45:22and see what happens.02:45:25Is Beepo immune to poison?02:45:27No. Beepo dies.
Hazel
02:45:27Thank you.
Iva
02:45:29It’s an instant day.
Temerity
02:45:29Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:45:30Mm-hmm.
Iva
02:45:31Hello.
Hazel
02:45:31Give it a…02:45:33Give it to like a farmer. He’ll use it for his like mouse traps.
Dungeon Master
02:45:38This could kill so many ways.
Luma
02:45:39Fun facts, Beepo is immune to poison.
Dungeon Master
02:45:43Oh.
Luma
02:45:44Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:45:44Yeah.02:45:45Thanks.
Temerity
02:45:45Brinks it and burps up some ink.
Luma
02:45:45Thank you.02:45:47Yeah.02:45:48laughs
Dungeon Master
02:45:50You store it in Beepo’s ink vial, and if he ever melees someone, it triggers the use of the poison.
Temerity
02:45:57laughter
Iva
02:45:57Yes.
Temerity
02:45:59- Ha ha ha.
Luma
02:46:00Force strike becomes poison.
Iva
02:46:03Yeah.
Hazel
02:46:03just becomes worse.
Luma
02:46:05I’ll see you next time.
Temerity
02:46:05you
Iva
02:46:05Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:46:05It becomes actively way worse.
Luma
02:46:08Yeah.
Hazel
02:46:09much worse damage type.
Luma
02:46:11He dips a little paintbrush in it and smacks somebody with it and they fall over dead.
Hazel
02:46:15- Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:46:15You know?
Luma
02:46:17She’ll…
Iva
02:46:18Beepo the commoner killer.
Luma
02:46:20She’ll tuck it away.02:46:22This could be evidence or…02:46:24I don’t know, profit.
Temerity
02:46:26laughs
Rhysaene
02:46:29Yeah, let’s take it for now.
Dungeon Master
02:46:32but
Temerity
02:46:32uh,
Dungeon Master
02:46:33Sorry, go ahead.
Temerity
02:46:34No, you go ahead.
Dungeon Master
02:46:35I was going to say beyond that, Hazel, you search and search and you have lost the scent.02:46:42It has blended too much into the city.02:46:44Too many hours have passed.02:46:47It is simply not feasible to like…02:46:50bloodhound a person through a city like 16 hours later or whatever.
Temerity
02:47:00Wow.02:47:04the02:47:05easiest thing that02:47:07Temerity could think of02:47:09to deal with this.02:47:12is if we…02:47:14Stay in Rhys’s house and try and, but that is using Rhys as kind of like bait.
Iva
02:47:17perming at least.
Rhysaene
02:47:17Thank you.
Iva
02:47:24And last time,
Rhysaene
02:47:24Calm down.
Iva
02:47:25Rhys almost died.
Hazel
02:47:29and02:47:31this02:47:31That’s all.02:47:32With all of us, she wouldn’t die.
Iva
02:47:37She didn’t dive with one of us.
Hazel
02:47:40Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.02:47:42Blink.
Temerity
02:47:43She wouldn’t get close to death.
Hazel
02:47:45Yeah, you said that she almost died last time, so if
Temerity
02:47:45She wouldn’t go down.
Hazel
02:47:48If we’re all here, then that’s even less.
Rhysaene
02:47:51Uh-huh.
Hazel
02:47:51I wonder if something like
Rhysaene
02:47:54Yeah, I trust y’all.
Temerity
02:48:00This person’s slippery.02:48:01Temerity is absolutely planning on just like pinning them to the ground.
Rhysaene
02:48:06Thank you.
Iva
02:48:06What’s with Temerity and pinning people?
Temerity
02:48:09it’s good to get them to not be able to run away.
Hazel
02:48:12Good.
Rhysaene
02:48:13his
Hazel
02:48:15strategy.
Rhysaene
02:48:15I mean.02:48:16Yeah.02:48:22Yeah, that was going to be my play too.02:48:25Just.02:48:27Maybe wait for her to come.02:48:28To us again?
Hazel
02:48:32- Yeah.
Temerity
02:48:32Yeah, she has a job.
Rhysaene
02:48:32I don’t know if02:48:34I don’t know if she would02:48:39be02:48:42willing to go into it.
Hazel
02:48:42Well,02:48:44Now that she knows02:48:47Wait, I’m still a dog! Ah! Okay, I find a place on Wild Shape and I come back and I go…
Dungeon Master
02:48:52The best place for that is just inside Bruce’s house.
Hazel
02:48:53Hey, it’s.
Dungeon Master
02:48:56since it’s right there.
Hazel
02:48:56Okay.
Temerity
02:48:57Yeah, we can go back in.
Hazel
02:48:57You go back to Reese’s house.
Rhysaene
02:48:58Yeah.
Temerity
02:48:59Doop-doop-doop-doop-doop.
Hazel
02:48:59Okay.
Temerity
02:49:00Hehehehe.
Hazel
02:49:01Well,02:49:01Now that she knows that you’re a capable fighter, she’s probably not going to try to kill you the same way again.
Rhysaene
02:49:08Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:49:09She’s still going to try.02:49:10She’s definitely not going to do it.02:49:13like,02:49:14if you02:49:15able.02:49:17Body at mind.02:49:21you might think.
Temerity
02:49:21suspect you02:49:23try and do it in the middle of the night.
Dungeon Master
02:49:36So what are you all doing?
Temerity
02:49:39Mm-hmm.02:49:41Temerity likes for a stickout in Rhys’s apartment, but Iva also has something to do tonight.
Rhysaene
02:49:45Yeah.
Iva
02:49:48fuck I have something to do today.
Dungeon Master
02:49:49Roo!
Rhysaene
02:49:51BEEP
Iva
02:49:51Oh, no!
Dungeon Master
02:49:51You’re absolutely right.
Luma
02:49:52Oh, man.
Iva
02:49:54I’m sorry.
Temerity
02:49:56I hope I didn’t just teach her we have homework because…
Iva
02:49:59It’s eating me.
Dungeon Master
02:50:00You did, because I completely forgot about that.
Temerity
02:50:02FUCK ME!
Iva
02:50:03Pewds
Hazel
02:50:04I mean…
Rhysaene
02:50:04Oh, bro.
Temerity
02:50:05I thought you had that in the bag.
Luma
02:50:05Teacher, teacher, we have homework.
Hazel
02:50:05I mean, it was going to,
Temerity
02:50:07laughter
Hazel
02:50:08It was going to come back to bite us eventually.
Dungeon Master
02:50:11True, it’s better that Iva keeps her meeting with the mafia than blow off the mafia.
Temerity
02:50:12Uh,
Luma
02:50:16Iva finds out the job is to kill a certain centaur.
Dungeon Master
02:50:19I’m sorry.
Temerity
02:50:20-
Dungeon Master
02:50:21Her last assassin failed.
Iva
02:50:21I was going to type to Kat, I was like, hey, what’s the bounty on Rhys’s head?
Rhysaene
02:50:22plan.
Iva
02:50:25Asking for a friend.
Temerity
02:50:27laughs02:50:30Oh, you’re really.02:50:31um
Iva
02:50:32I guess I gotta go…
Dungeon Master
02:50:33Um,
Iva
02:50:34Deal with the mafia.
Dungeon Master
02:50:35Since it.02:50:36Since it came up, Iva, you can give me an intelligence check.02:50:43You can just give me just an intelligence check.
Iva
02:50:46Yeah, I’m good at those.02:50:48That’s a total of one.
Dungeon Master
02:50:51Nevermind.
Iva
02:50:52It was an actual two.
Dungeon Master
02:50:52You could keep your, yep.02:50:54-
Luma
02:50:55Keep your secrets.
Dungeon Master
02:50:57You can keep your secrets.
Luma
02:50:57Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:50:57Hey.
Iva
02:50:58secrets then.
Dungeon Master
02:50:59Yeah, you have a meeting this evening.02:51:04Oh.02:51:05I don’t remember the exact time.02:51:08but it was in a note somewhere.
Temerity
02:51:13I write it down.
Luma
02:51:19like sex, wasn’t it?
Temerity
02:51:20It’s not that.
Dungeon Master
02:51:20Yeah, it’s something like that.02:51:22Yes, six.02:51:22I think it said at the…02:51:25Hold on.02:51:26I can just, I’ll find it eventually.
Luma
02:51:28the park where she handed off the cousin.
Dungeon Master
02:51:30Yes.02:51:32Yes, indeed.
Iva
02:51:33And I have to bring a familiar face.
Dungeon Master
02:51:36to bring a familiar face.
Hazel
02:51:41Yes, it says.
Iva
02:51:41but also come alone.
Hazel
02:51:42Sunset on the second of Nightdeep, the place where M met your nephew. Bring a familiar face. Come alone, TS.
Temerity
02:51:52Thank you.
Hazel
02:51:52I just.02:51:53I just looked up02:51:55familiar face in the Discord search bar.
Dungeon Master
02:51:58Yeah.
Temerity
02:51:58Hehehehe.
Luma
02:51:59I’m very…
Dungeon Master
02:51:59and
Luma
02:52:05This is why you get paid the big bucks.
Dungeon Master
02:52:07This is where you get paid the big bucks.
Luma
02:52:11Oh, you could try and sell the poison to them, maybe.
Hazel
02:52:14laughs
Iva
02:52:18And he goes, I don’t know if I…02:52:20Thank you.02:52:21Mm-hmm.02:52:22Going to be in a self-puisin.02:52:25atmosphere.
Luma
02:52:26Okay.
Iva
02:52:28but I could try if he would have liked me to.
Temerity
02:52:28Yeah, I don’t think it’s a good idea.
Hazel
02:52:32Chances are they have plenty of poison.
Luma
02:52:32I don’t know.02:52:34I don’t know who else would buy poison.
Iva
02:52:38Well, I know at least one person.
Hazel
02:52:41Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:52:41And poison be used for non-nefarious…02:52:44reasons.
Hazel
02:52:44Yeah.02:52:45We buy poisons all the time.
Iva
02:52:46But you’re a big fan.
Dungeon Master
02:52:47- Yes in, yes.02:52:50So the answer is yes.02:52:52This is very specifically a poison meant to hurt people.02:52:57That doesn’t mean it can’t be used for non-nefarious reasons, but it is an item that will be seen as nefarious.
Temerity
02:53:05We got to find…
Dungeon Master
02:53:05Um,
Temerity
02:53:06a farmer that has a very, very, very big rat problem.
Hazel
02:53:11I was going to say, yeah, yeah, a vial of poison would last like a farmer who is just like using like a drop on like tainted food.
Dungeon Master
02:53:11Yet.02:53:19Yeah.02:53:20Yes.
Hazel
02:53:20without less than a long time.
Dungeon Master
02:53:20there are plenty of people who are non-nefarious you could be like hey02:53:25I got an answer to a problem you have.02:53:27And like the farmer rat problem is like a perfect example.02:53:30What you can’t do is go into a general store and say,02:53:33Hey,02:53:34Hey,02:53:34I got this rat poison that just happens to also be like specifically designed to kill people.
Temerity
02:53:41Hehehehehehe.02:53:42Uh…
Dungeon Master
02:53:43But you can find non-nefarious buyers who would pay.
Luma
02:53:45Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:53:48The problem with that is…02:53:50Rat poison tends to be cheaper than people poison.
Luma
02:53:55- Well, so,
Dungeon Master
02:53:55Um,
Luma
02:53:56That’s what I was thinking maybe.02:53:57Can I use like…02:53:59my alchemist tools to dilute the basic poison into like,02:54:04an equivalent02:54:06amount of rat poison.02:54:08like for value and then sell that.
Dungeon Master
02:54:12Um,02:54:14It wouldn’t be equivalent, but you could do that, like as a way to make selling it easier.02:54:21you’d essentially be trading some value for ease of sale.
Luma
02:54:27All right.02:54:28Hold on to… if we come across somebody who’s just like, “I really fucking need high power poison!”
Dungeon Master
02:54:30Yeah.
Luma
02:54:33I’m like, “Well, I got that thing for you!”
Temerity
02:54:34laughter
Luma
02:54:35If not, I’ll convert it at some point.
Temerity
02:54:38Somehow, like 10 sessions later, Dalric Ironmark’s just like, I don’t need poison.
Dungeon Master
02:54:38Yeah.
Iva
02:54:38Like I said, I…
Luma
02:54:44Yeah.02:54:45I’ll see.
Dungeon Master
02:54:45No, Dalric Ironmark hits you up.02:54:47He’s like, oh, fuck.
Luma
02:54:48Hmm.
Temerity
02:54:49Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:54:49The booze isn’t doing it for me anymore. I need something stronger. What do you got?
Luma
02:54:51Right.
Rhysaene
02:54:52you
Temerity
02:54:52-
Luma
02:54:54What do you got?
Temerity
02:54:55Yeah.
Luma
02:54:56actual fucking poison.
Temerity
02:54:56What do you got?02:54:58What?
Luma
02:54:58Uh…
Temerity
02:55:00- Yeah.
Iva
02:55:01Like I said, I know…
Dungeon Master
02:55:01This barely felt like it did one D4 down.
Iva
02:55:04I know one person right now who could use that poison.
Rhysaene
02:55:05I don’t know.
Temerity
02:55:05I’m sorry.
Luma
02:55:10Oh.
Iva
02:55:12Yeah, they just tried to use it on the list the night before.
Luma
02:55:14Yes, I’ll sell it back to Daisy.
Temerity
02:55:14Oh, my.
Luma
02:55:16Perfect.
Temerity
02:55:17Hey, Daisy, I have a poison for you.
Iva
02:55:17-
Rhysaene
02:55:21Hey, Daisy, I think you’re about yourself.
Iva
02:55:22biggest pain play.
Luma
02:55:22Your discount store bot poison didn’t do the job, Daisy.02:55:25I’ve got this better poison.
Rhysaene
02:55:26Yeah.02:55:27Hey Daisy, I can…
Iva
02:55:28-
Temerity
02:55:28I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:55:29Hey, Daisy, you’re so pretty.
Temerity
02:55:29I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:55:31Aha!02:55:32Like, why don’t you just, like…
Dungeon Master
02:55:34No, wait.
Luma
02:55:34Ha ha ha.02:55:35Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:55:36It’s the ultimate setup. You use the poison as like a, hey, Daisy, I’m a poison vendor. I know you’re trying to kill people. You want to buy some poison from me? Daisy’s like, yeah, and reaches out for the poison. You’re like, no, you don’t want this cheap stuff. You pull out a vial of red poison. You’re like, this will insta-kill anyone. Health potion.
Rhysaene
02:55:45Yeah.
Temerity
02:55:54Hey.
Iva
02:55:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Rhysaene
02:55:55- Cool.
Temerity
02:55:57All right.
Hazel
02:55:57Yeah.
Temerity
02:55:59Is there space underneath Rhys bed?
Rhysaene
02:55:59Hey, Lucy, can I buy your services? Oh, sorry, go ahead.
Dungeon Master
02:56:03Rhys’s bed is like very specifically lower to the ground than normal for a horse.02:56:08So I don’t think so.
Temerity
02:56:08Damn it.02:56:10Yeah, that’s what I was thinking it would be.
Rhysaene
02:56:12Thank you.
Temerity
02:56:13But I was like,
Luma
02:56:14I’ll tear up the floorboards for you.
Temerity
02:56:14That’d be a good spot to have.02:56:16It’d be a good spot to have one of us hide in case Daisy comes in.
Dungeon Master
02:56:20Um,02:56:21There…02:56:22As far as hiding spots go, there’s like a pantry here that opens out into the dining room.02:56:27There’s the bathroom, which has entrances from both sides.02:56:31I didn’t fill it out, but this is Rhys’s big walk-in closet.
Temerity
02:56:37Uh,
Dungeon Master
02:56:37which is also access from this hallway02:56:40Um,02:56:41So those are, like, the, like, really good hiding spots.02:56:44You can hide under Rhys’s desk.02:56:47Um,02:56:50to hide under the dining room table,
Luma
02:56:51Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:56:53Uh.02:56:54Luma, Luma and Hazel, uh,02:56:57Luma or Hazel could probably hide in the oven.
Iva
02:57:02That sounds like a good plan.
Dungeon Master
02:57:04There are, there are,
Rhysaene
02:57:04- Thank you.
Luma
02:57:04the fucking…02:57:06Daisy breaks in and you hear a thump from the oven02:57:08and was stuck in there.
Temerity
02:57:08laughs
Dungeon Master
02:57:09There’s…02:57:10There’s this desk someone could hide under,
Luma
02:57:12- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:57:12you can hide behind a couch.02:57:14But like, there are a lot of hiding places02:57:16Some of them are more like02:57:20Mm-hmm.02:57:20well hidden than others. But you could02:57:23There are a lot of places people could hide.
Temerity
02:57:26Yeah.
Luma
02:57:26just say from a standpoint of this02:57:28house being the most defensible02:57:30place I’ve ever seen you have a kill02:57:32box in your fucking
Rhysaene
02:57:34Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:57:34entryway02:57:35yeah
Temerity
02:57:36True.
Rhysaene
02:57:36Thank you.
Luma
02:57:38I’m not going to…
Rhysaene
02:57:38It was not intended to be that, but that’s, yeah.
Luma
02:57:41you have legitimately a,
Iva
02:57:42It’s a real shame that…
Luma
02:57:43Killbox.02:57:44Killbox.
Iva
02:57:44It’s a real shame she attacked you in the only room that she could get out of.
Temerity
02:57:44Yeah.
Luma
02:57:45Yeah.02:57:48Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:57:48Now, there’s…
Temerity
02:57:49Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
02:57:49No, there’s windows in every room.02:57:52Every single room pretty much has
Temerity
02:57:53Except the bathroom.
Dungeon Master
02:57:55Well, that’s true. The bathroom and this closet don’t have windows.
Iva
02:57:58That bathroom doesn’t sound like it’s up to code.
Temerity
02:57:58- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:58:01The bathroom does have two exits, though.
Temerity
02:58:01- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:58:03Can I exit?02:58:04out into the dining room or into the little hall.
Iva
02:58:06I doubt that.02:58:07I doubt that bathroom has a proper ventilation system to not have a window
Dungeon Master
02:58:12That’s true. It doesn’t.02:58:13Hey, people be glad they have like02:58:17sewer toilets.
Temerity
02:58:20He he he he he he he.
Luma
02:58:22I just thought that I’m not going to voice.
Temerity
02:58:25Um,
Dungeon Master
02:58:25Oh.02:58:27Someone hiding in the toilet.
Luma
02:58:29- No, centaur toilet.
Temerity
02:58:29It is.02:58:31Hey.
Dungeon Master
02:58:31Oh, true.
Rhysaene
02:58:32- Yeah.
Luma
02:58:33That shit stank.
Hazel
02:58:33It’s one of those squatting toilets. It’s like a…
Temerity
02:58:37Oh yeah!
Dungeon Master
02:58:38some music.
Rhysaene
02:58:38Yeah.
Temerity
02:58:39It’s good for your colon.
Rhysaene
02:58:39Thank you.
Luma
02:58:41Oh.02:58:42squatty potty for a centaur.
Temerity
02:58:44Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:58:44- Thank you.
Hazel
02:58:45No, no, like the ones that are in Southeast Asia and stuff, the like,
Luma
02:58:51Hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:58:51Yeah.
Hazel
02:58:51It’s literally just like a hole.
Temerity
02:58:54Yeah, they squat over.
Dungeon Master
02:58:58Beepo breaks out of the window and flees.
Temerity
02:58:59Mm-hmm.02:59:01Ah.
Luma
02:59:01- Oh no.
Hazel
02:59:01Thank you.
Temerity
02:59:03Yeah, I think we should stake out02:59:05Rhys’s apartment.02:59:05I don’t know how we should handle Iva’s thing because this kind of throws a wrench in the original plan that Temerity had of being a few streets away.02:59:13This kind of takes precedent because this is imminent danger versus potential danger.02:59:19With AIBA?02:59:20So Rhys tells Iva, if you get in trouble,
Rhysaene
02:59:20Hmm.
Temerity
02:59:24Try moving side to side very quickly so that we can sense that.
Luma
02:59:30Zigzags.
Temerity
02:59:32Yes.
Luma
02:59:32-
Rhysaene
02:59:34That’s really clever.
Temerity
02:59:35So great boning.
Luma
02:59:37No, you got to do the, we’ve already talked about this.
Iva
02:59:37It is…
Luma
02:59:39You got to do the Lethal Company spin in place.
Temerity
02:59:41laughs
Iva
02:59:42And I’m looking at Iva going, why are you doing like saddle hops?
Hazel
02:59:48- Good evening.
Temerity
02:59:49You gotta always be prepared.
Iva
02:59:49Yeah.02:59:50Oh.02:59:52No reason.02:59:53No reason.
Temerity
02:59:56just02:59:57If you can, try and…02:59:59get disentangled with them.03:00:01But.03:00:03You know, that’s your life.
Luma
03:00:07Great advice.
Temerity
03:00:09Yeah.
Iva
03:00:10specifically thinking everyone else in that room going, no, no, no, don’t do that.03:00:14Not your life.
Temerity
03:00:17Well, Temerity wants you to not do it,03:00:20but Temerity’s also trying to not be as bossy.
Iva
03:00:24Thank you.
Temerity
03:00:26Yeah.
Luma
03:00:29a weird leaf to turn right now.
Iva
03:00:32Right here, right now.
Temerity
03:00:32He doesn’t know how to handle Iva.
Luma
03:00:32Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:00:33Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:00:34Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:00:34Yeah.03:00:35I don’t know.03:00:38-
Temerity
03:00:41Yeah.03:00:43All right, well, the Temerity Cross under the top.03:00:46Ask.
Rhysaene
03:00:48What did you do?03:00:49- Okay.
Temerity
03:00:49The birdie’s gonna stay under the dust.
Luma
03:00:51Would it not be better to put you in the closet?
Temerity
03:00:54I guess a closet would work too, yeah.
Rhysaene
03:00:56Yeah.
Temerity
03:00:57- Temerity can hide in the closet.
Rhysaene
03:01:01You’re welcome.
Dungeon Master
03:01:01where she belongs.
Temerity
03:01:01Where Temerity belongs.03:01:05Yeah.03:01:06laughs
Luma
03:01:10Oh, no.
Temerity
03:01:11laughs
Rhysaene
03:01:13self-imposed closeting.
Luma
03:01:15Where do you want to go Hazel?
Rhysaene
03:01:15That’s the Tumblr, I guess for sure.
Temerity
03:01:16Yeah.
Hazel
03:01:19Uh…03:01:20I’ll take anywhere.03:01:22um,
Temerity
03:01:23I think somebody should definitely be in the room that Rhys is sleeping in.
Hazel
03:01:28Sure. I can…03:01:29I can do that.
Temerity
03:01:31Preferably two so they can be like shifted.
Luma
03:01:31big
Hazel
03:01:33I can put…
Luma
03:01:33Thanks, guys.03:01:34I was going to say, it’s probably best for one of the two that don’t sleep.
Temerity
03:01:38Yeah.
Hazel
03:01:39I can put Sage in the room with Rhys,03:01:44and then I can just be on the roof,03:01:45and then I’m crashing into the window.
Luma
03:01:48Sage with Beepo riding on the back of Sage as the fucking patrolling defense squad.
Rhysaene
03:01:48- Yeah.
Temerity
03:01:49And it.
Hazel
03:01:50Good job.03:01:53See you.
Rhysaene
03:01:54Aww.
Temerity
03:01:55-
Hazel
03:01:55centuries.
Temerity
03:01:57I will say,03:01:58Daisy might find it suspicious if there isn’t further fortification.03:02:03Uh,03:02:04A little bit so we might want to put some things in front of the windows just in case just to I don’t know.03:02:11make…03:02:12Daisy not feel like something’s off.03:02:14so we can really get the jump on her.
Rhysaene
03:02:16Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:02:16Really?03:02:17glad you’ve decided that the assassin is going to go for the second night in a row.
Temerity
03:02:22Well, who knows? Maybe.03:02:24It’s gonna, if Rhys stays in one place and fortifies, that might be what
Rhysaene
03:02:24Yeah.
Temerity
03:02:32Uh,03:02:33Causes Daisy to actually try and go for the second night in a row.03:02:37versus waiting for Rhys to leave,03:02:40because it’s going to be a lot harder to track your target if they leave.03:02:48I’m trying to put my mind in the place of an assassin.
Rhysaene
03:02:51Yeah, she specifically asked03:02:53the Ledger as well, but03:02:55I mean, she was gonna just03:02:57kill me. I think
Temerity
03:02:59Yeah.03:03:00and then try and get the ledger.03:03:02but I assume that the Ledger might be tied to this place or you,03:03:05but I have no idea.
Rhysaene
03:03:05Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:03:06Temerity has even less of an idea.
Rhysaene
03:03:17Oh, um…03:03:19Moving.03:03:21I guess we are preparing a steakhouse.03:03:23Um,03:03:25Rhys is going to03:03:29Um,03:03:30I mean, let me check this out, sorry.03:03:34uh,03:03:39All access is…03:03:44Okay, that doesn’t.03:03:46doesn’t last long.03:03:50I was going to call someone back at this and then wait for an hour of it.
Temerity
03:03:53He he he he.
Luma
03:03:55Luma will ritual up some alarms in all of the entryways and stuff.03:04:03So, so.03:04:05Yeah.
Temerity
03:04:07Hell yeah.03:04:09alarms.03:04:10Uh,03:04:13The mood.03:04:17um,
Luma
03:04:17Huh?
Temerity
03:04:19Yeah, can you make like…03:04:21wooden boards to board up the03:04:22Windows.
Luma
03:04:24Um…03:04:26Not for very long.
Temerity
03:04:29Uh,
Luma
03:04:30Let me see.03:04:34to03:04:39Uh…03:04:40I can make polls.
Temerity
03:04:44- Hey.
Luma
03:04:45and rope.03:04:49I can make one ladder.03:04:52- Yeah.
Temerity
03:04:53Hehehehehehe.
Luma
03:04:54Oh.03:04:56- Yeah.
Temerity
03:04:57laughter
Luma
03:04:57I don’t know.
Temerity
03:05:00I can make one letter.
Luma
03:05:03I’m sorry.03:05:03- Yeah.
Temerity
03:05:04Uh,
Luma
03:05:05Yeah, unfortunately my make anything only lasts for an hour.
Temerity
03:05:06Fuck.03:05:10Well, it’s like,03:05:11early in the day.03:05:13Uh,03:05:15We can buy some03:05:20maybe have Rhys and Iva go out to buy03:05:23Uh,03:05:25wooden planks in case this place is being surveilled.03:05:30because we have no idea where Daisy is.03:05:32And us being here was already a little risky.
Luma
03:05:32You want to put03:05:35I’ll put holes in this really nice building.
Temerity
03:05:38I don’t want to.
Luma
03:05:39I’ll board it up and make it look like a drug den.
Temerity
03:05:42Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rhysaene
03:05:45I think for now it’s fun.
Temerity
03:05:48All right.
Luma
03:05:49I’ve already alarmed all the windows, so she tries to go through one of them.
Rhysaene
03:05:51Thank you.
Luma
03:05:53I’ll know.
Temerity
03:05:56My thing was to make it look to her that03:05:59risks tried to prepare for another break and
Iva
03:06:04If she’s watching, wouldn’t she know that like four people didn’t leave this place?
Luma
03:06:04I feel like,
Temerity
03:06:09Well, that’s why I said03:06:11You and risk go out just in case she didn’t see us.03:06:15that maybe weren’t under surveillance then,03:06:18but we have to act as if we are now.
Luma
03:06:24I feel like it would have been more convincing to just go somewhere else, though.
Temerity
03:06:28Yeah.03:06:29laughs03:06:32That’s fair.
Luma
03:06:34Oh, it got really fucking dark.
Temerity
03:06:36Hehehehe.03:06:39But I think maybe I’m putting in too much sauce.
Iva
03:06:44Thank you.
Temerity
03:06:44put it over here.
Luma
03:06:46Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:06:47Overthinking this.
Rhysaene
03:06:53No, I mean it’s fun to try.
Temerity
03:06:57But you know,
Iva
03:06:57It’s fair, we all want to keep her safe, but I think…03:07:01If she was watching us, she’s probably been watching for a while.
Temerity
03:07:07Mm-hmm.03:07:08Yeah.03:07:10I don’t know when this person sleeps.
Rhysaene
03:07:11I don’t know. She just kind of, she seemed…03:07:14Real casual.
Iva
03:07:17She wasn’t until I had her running and then she kind of got a little more panicked and then she shot me.
Rhysaene
03:07:22Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:07:23Um,03:07:25- Yeah.03:07:26I will point out it is probably around 5:00 PM at this point in the day.
Iva
03:07:31Yeah.
Temerity
03:07:34Yeah, to marry to assume that this person probably…
Iva
03:07:35I was like…
Temerity
03:07:37was sleeping during the day.
Iva
03:07:42I’m a drummer.03:07:45Come on, D.D., you got a change of clothes I can borrow.
Temerity
03:07:48uh,03:07:50No, not really.
Rhysaene
03:07:54Bruce, like, just, just to the closet.
Temerity
03:07:59There’s a lot of clothes in here.
Iva
03:07:59I kind of need men’s clothes.
Dungeon Master
03:08:05I mean, there is one other option.
Iva
03:08:09Ha ha ha ha!
Temerity
03:08:09uh,03:08:12Temerity could could i borrow some clothes wrists you can have the clothes on my back iva
Iva
03:08:25I guess they’re stinky enough to match the character.
Temerity
03:08:29Yeah.
Hazel
03:08:29What the hell?
Temerity
03:08:31I’m pretty smithed their clothes.03:08:35Okay, yeah, you know, fair.03:08:39I don’t know.03:08:40I did spend all day fighting a bunch of people, or I guess one person.03:08:44It’d be really hard.03:08:49But yeah, Temerity asks if…03:08:52they could borrow some clothes from your closet.
Rhysaene
03:08:53Of course you can.
Temerity
03:08:55All right, yeah.
Rhysaene
03:08:55Come walk in.
Temerity
03:08:57Um,
Rhysaene
03:08:58Am I?03:08:59actually be some stuff in your size. So,03:09:02Take your pick.
Temerity
03:09:06Um,03:09:07-
Iva
03:09:08find.
Temerity
03:09:09Yeah, Temerity’s going to pick the least expensive looking piece of clothing in here.
Rhysaene
03:09:14Least expensive, least slutty, bro.
Temerity
03:09:15Just…
Rhysaene
03:09:17Oh, fuck.
Temerity
03:09:19Yeah.03:09:22Yeah.03:09:24Uh,03:09:25Because if we’re going to get in a fight, Tamirida doesn’t want it to get fucked up.
Luma
03:09:31I can fix it.
Rhysaene
03:09:31- Bye.
Temerity
03:09:31I don’t know.03:09:32That’s true.03:09:37But yeah, Temerity will pick probably just like the simplest dress that they can find.03:09:45I haven’t worn one of these.
Hazel
03:09:45Temerity.
Temerity
03:09:48laughs
Hazel
03:09:53like a fentanyl just dropped.
Temerity
03:09:55-
Luma
03:09:56Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:09:56Bye.03:09:58I was going to say, yeah.
Temerity
03:09:58I’m sorry.03:09:59laughs03:10:03um03:10:07But yeah, after changing, Temerity will hand over the clothes to Iva and step out of the closet.03:10:13Feels weird not wearing pants.
Hazel
03:10:17It’s good for battle.
Temerity
03:10:20It’s very drafty.03:10:24I…03:10:26I like it.
Rhysaene
03:10:28I’m glad.
Iva
03:10:33Uh,03:10:34I have a…03:10:35takes Temerity’s clothes and03:10:37wanders into the03:10:42closet to get changed.
Temerity
03:10:47You gotta go…03:10:48this way.
Dungeon Master
03:10:50No, I need to borrow Iva for a second, sorry.
Temerity
03:10:53Hey.
Iva
03:10:55How may I be kidnapped?
Temerity
03:10:56laughs
Dungeon Master
03:10:59There you go.
Iva
03:10:59When Iva walks…03:11:02Back out of the closet.03:11:04image reference in the game chat.
Dungeon Master
03:11:07This is sad.
Iva
03:11:09I don’t know.
Temerity
03:11:11-
Luma
03:11:13- That is it.
Rhysaene
03:11:14Oh my God.
Temerity
03:11:15I
Iva
03:11:15There’s a…03:11:17They walk out, their arms crossed, going,
Luma
03:11:18Fucking…
Iva
03:11:20Whoa.
Luma
03:11:20Famy ass forearms, holy shit.
Temerity
03:11:23My God.
Hazel
03:11:23the last to show you true form.
Temerity
03:11:26laughter
Iva
03:11:26Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:11:26I don’t know.
Iva
03:11:27I don’t know.03:11:28I miss Sizer goes,
Temerity
03:11:28- Yeah.
Iva
03:11:31I was really hoping not to be this again.
Temerity
03:11:36laughs
Luma
03:11:37Yeah, me too.
Hazel
03:11:37food.
Luma
03:11:39You’re terrifying.
Temerity
03:11:39- Yeah.03:11:40-
Iva
03:11:42Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:11:43It could be…03:11:44To be clear, Bruce, this is the form you normally used when you interacted with the…
Iva
03:11:48Yeah.03:11:49It’s in the thing I posted for that.
Dungeon Master
03:11:51I know it’s in the thing you…03:11:54Everyone else had one character I had to keep track of.03:11:56You were like six people.
Iva
03:11:57Yeah.03:11:59I did have six people.
Temerity
03:11:59- Yeah.
Iva
03:12:01Because I made my roommates too.
Temerity
03:12:04Maybe.
Iva
03:12:04I wonder how they’re doing.
Dungeon Master
03:12:06They’re dead.
Iva
03:12:08Die, die.
Temerity
03:12:08Ha ha.
Iva
03:12:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:12:10They died. Not anything related to like campaign stuff or anything. Um,03:12:15One of them accidentally like,03:12:16blew up their house.03:12:18trying to make
Iva
03:12:18And this is why we’re not allowed to have toasters in the barracks.
Dungeon Master
03:12:19- A meth.
Temerity
03:12:23Thank you.
Luma
03:12:23Jesse, we have to…
Dungeon Master
03:12:24invisible.
Temerity
03:12:25you
Iva
03:12:25Jesse, we have to conquer…
Luma
03:12:28Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:12:30So, Iva, are you heading out?
Iva
03:12:33Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:12:34Is anyone else going with Iva?
Temerity
03:12:39I already wanted to.
Hazel
03:12:40I could go.
Rhysaene
03:12:41to the meeting.
Dungeon Master
03:12:43get to the meeting.
Hazel
03:12:44I can make myself scarce if I need to, I could go.
Temerity
03:12:48OK.03:12:49If, if we encounter trouble.03:12:51You’ll know because we’ll all be rushing towards risks.
Hazel
03:12:55Give us a thumbs up.
Dungeon Master
03:13:01uh,
Luma
03:13:01Fuck.
Dungeon Master
03:13:02Right.
Luma
03:13:02Don’t join the terrorists.
Dungeon Master
03:13:05So, thank you.03:13:06Right.
Temerity
03:13:06Yeah, just hide a few streets away.
Dungeon Master
03:13:12You guys begin to head out.03:13:16just Iva and Hazel.03:13:20All right.03:13:23The walls.03:13:24they’re closing in.03:13:26Where’s I?
Temerity
03:13:26Bye.
Iva
03:13:28Currently it’s Emilio.03:13:30Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:13:32Emilio.
Hazel
03:13:34Hazel tails up.
Temerity
03:13:34Emilio Spilio.
Hazel
03:13:36uh,03:13:38Basil is going to tail Iva from like a pretty03:13:41Big distance.03:13:43A distance that’s within her dark vision and everything, though.03:13:46But she’s going to stealthily follow along.
Dungeon Master
03:13:46- Yeah.03:13:50Um, gotcha.03:13:52What it is, it is, it is around, uh, it is getting closer to 6 PM.03:13:57It is late.03:13:58It is getting dark.03:13:59Um,03:14:00because it is nearly winter.03:14:02I learned that winter doesn’t start until December 20th.03:14:06Isn’t that crazy?
Temerity
03:14:07Yeah.
Iva
03:14:08Yeah.
Temerity
03:14:08Winter solstice.
Dungeon Master
03:14:10So it isn’t technically winter yet.03:14:12Winter’s not for like another week or two.
Temerity
03:14:15Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:14:15Um,03:14:18But it is still late in the year, and therefore it gets getting dark early.
Hazel
03:14:23Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:14:23Um,03:14:25those of you who have remained at03:14:28Rhys’s house as it approaches around 6 p.m.03:14:32What are you up to at this point in the evening?
Temerity
03:14:35Um,03:14:37Around 6:00 PM.03:14:39Merity is03:14:42Resting in the closet.
Dungeon Master
03:14:46Timothy’s resting in the closet.03:14:47My other question is, which windows do you board up?
Rhysaene
03:14:48Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:14:51or cover.03:14:52if any.
Temerity
03:14:59Uh…03:15:02Well, we put alarm spells on all the entryways.
Dungeon Master
03:15:04Yes.
Rhysaene
03:15:04Thank you.03:15:05Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:15:05uh,
Temerity
03:15:05Um,
Luma
03:15:07I feel like we’d at least shutter all of them with, like, curtains so that…
Dungeon Master
03:15:10Yeah, there are certainly curtains.
Rhysaene
03:15:11Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:15:12You can…03:15:14can shutter as many as you want.
Temerity
03:15:20Yeah, I think we should shutter them all.
Dungeon Master
03:15:23than you do.
Luma
03:15:23Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:15:25You draw close.03:15:26They don’t have shutters, but they do have curtains, and you draw close the curtains.03:15:30Oh, no problem.
Temerity
03:15:33or03:15:33Yeah.
Luma
03:15:34and change.
Dungeon Master
03:15:39Um, so yeah, you guys do that.03:15:41Temerity’s resting in the closet.03:15:43You long resting, short resting.03:15:45What are you doing?
Temerity
03:15:46Temerity was going to long rest to try and make…03:15:49it to where03:15:51in the middle of the night, Temerity is no longer long resting.
Dungeon Master
03:15:54Gotcha. We’ll say you’re starting at 6:00 PM, which means you will be done long.03:15:58You will be done sleeping at midnight and done long resting at…03:16:042:00 a.m.
Temerity
03:16:05All right.
Rhysaene
03:16:05Hmm.03:16:08Um,
Dungeon Master
03:16:09Yes.
Rhysaene
03:16:09have a03:16:10I was going to say…03:16:13How risk is like.03:16:15Definitely made a cup of tea for herself.
Dungeon Master
03:16:18Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:16:20Suka’s wounds, but also I think that she is like…03:16:26making time to03:16:31I’d do some art.03:16:33Um,
Dungeon Master
03:16:33Yeah.03:16:35your little studio space up here.
Rhysaene
03:16:39Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:16:40You can’t see the map, so I don’t know why I set up here.
Rhysaene
03:16:43Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:16:50I’ll play.
Luma
03:16:51All set.
Dungeon Master
03:16:51put you in your little art studio.03:16:56Um,
Rhysaene
03:16:56What did you say, Eylesis?
Luma
03:16:59Almost sitting in the living room trying to teach people new things.
Temerity
03:17:03He he he.
Dungeon Master
03:17:04Um,03:17:05It isn’t.03:17:06It is not clear on the map,03:17:08because I couldn’t find any, but first, this rug is round, like a perfect circle, it’s not oval, and it is very much, it is very much, like, made to look like a grassy meadow. It is, like, very, very soft, like, green shag carpet rug.
Temerity
03:17:25Eek.
Dungeon Master
03:17:25Um,03:17:26And on…
Luma
03:17:26Bye.03:17:28Sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:17:28Sorry.
Luma
03:17:28Go ahead.
Dungeon Master
03:17:29On the rug is a pile of like…03:17:32like nice fur blankets.
Luma
03:17:36Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:17:38um,
Luma
03:17:38Where’s Rhys? Rhys is not in this room.03:17:40Luma checks underneath the rug.
Dungeon Master
03:17:44There’s nothing special under the rug.
Luma
03:17:48She snaps her fingers and then returns to teaching.03:17:51Beepo things.
Dungeon Master
03:17:52laughs
Luma
03:17:52Yeah.
Temerity
03:17:53He he he he.
Luma
03:17:54Dang it.
Dungeon Master
03:17:55Mm-hmm.03:17:57This is where Iva sleeps, is on the rock.
Luma
03:18:01Oh.
Iva
03:18:02Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:18:02- Thank you.
Luma
03:18:02Yeah.
Temerity
03:18:02laughs
Dungeon Master
03:18:05Um, what,
Luma
03:18:05So I want to ask her.
Iva
03:18:05an Iva imprint on the rug.
Luma
03:18:07Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:18:10He has an Iva shaped imprint in like the furs.03:18:16What, sorry, what are you going to say, Eylesis’s?03:18:26that one.03:18:27Were you saying something, Eylesis?
Luma
03:18:31You hear me? Hello?
Dungeon Master
03:18:32I heard you say, can you hear me? Hello?
Luma
03:18:35I said no.
Dungeon Master
03:18:36Oh, okay.
Luma
03:18:37I don’t know why Discord thinks that I’m not allowed to say no, but…
Dungeon Master
03:18:40Hey.
Luma
03:18:41- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:18:41So we leave behind Rhys’s house for now and come up to Hazel and Iva.
Temerity
03:18:42Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:18:47I’m going to turn the fog back off because we don’t need it for this, probably.
Hazel
03:18:51put myself where Hazel would be around.03:18:57Like she’s just like loitering.
Dungeon Master
03:19:00What? Oops.
Iva
03:19:00I can only see street lamps.
Dungeon Master
03:19:01I’m fixing it.03:19:03There you go.
Temerity
03:19:03- Thank you.
Iva
03:19:03Wow.
Dungeon Master
03:19:05um,03:19:09It was this tree or this tree?
Iva
03:19:12It was this tree.
Dungeon Master
03:19:14That’s what I thought.03:19:15Um, you guys approach Hazel. What are you doing? Are you? Are you just like loitering? Are you hiding? Are you trying to blend in?03:19:23Are you a critter of some sort or an elf?
Hazel
03:19:27Oh, I could be a critter.03:19:28Yeah, I turned into a squirrel.
Dungeon Master
03:19:30you easy enough.03:19:31You,03:19:32you squirrel up into the tree.03:19:34I have a, it’s nearly six.03:19:37and you see someone kind of leaned up against the tree here.03:19:42Um,03:19:43It’s a03:19:44masculine figure wearing like a, like a, like a heavy, like,03:19:49heavy coat.03:19:50long coat03:19:52They have like.03:19:53kind of scruffy black hair and a beard. They look human and you don’t recognize them.
Iva
03:20:02No.03:20:04More people I have to remember.03:20:11uh,03:20:11It’s, it’s, it’s.03:20:12Approaching the time, Iva would approach the tree as Emilio, bull hand.
Dungeon Master
03:20:19A medial bull hand approaches the tree.03:20:21The guy’s just kind of standing there.03:20:23It looks like he’s got like a knife.03:20:25It’s not even a dagger.03:20:26It is just a little knife and he’s whittling a little piece of wood while he waits.
Iva
03:20:46Uh,03:20:47Emilio would approach the man03:20:49whittling.
Dungeon Master
03:20:52He kind of glances up.03:20:53He looks you up and down for a long second.03:20:58uh,03:21:00doesn’t say anything, just turns and walks off to the north.
Hazel
03:21:05which,03:21:06Bitch.03:21:08Sorry, the squirrel is just saying bitch over and over again.
Temerity
03:21:11laughs
Dungeon Master
03:21:11I fucking hate talking squirrels that he pulls out a crossbow.03:21:15Toot!
Temerity
03:21:16Hehehehehehe!
Hazel
03:21:17Tunk.03:21:19Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:21:20no, that doesn’t happen, that doesn’t happen, that doesn’t happen. He heads off north, disappearing out of the lit, like, little park area and into the dark, and, like, five minutes later, a figure walks out.
Temerity
03:21:20- -
Dungeon Master
03:21:35This figure is also roughly the same like build, maybe more live.03:21:41they are wearing a nice, um,03:21:45like pale cream colored coat.03:21:47um,03:21:48And their coat seems to have a hood pulled up.03:21:52um,03:21:53Hazel, you can’t see anything else about this person. They are03:21:57clearly deliberately like covered up so that they’re not identifiable.03:22:03Um,03:22:04I have a when they get close…03:22:10One second.03:22:14when they get close, you recognize the distinctive03:22:18the very distinctive03:22:23silvery white, almost blue, icy blue hair and pale eyes of Silas Wintermist himself.
Iva
03:22:30Oh, I knew it was gonna be him.
Temerity
03:22:32Oh boy.03:22:33This motherfucker.
Iva
03:22:34Yeah, I knew it was going to be him.
Dungeon Master
03:22:38He says, um,
Temerity
03:22:39this fucking guy.
Dungeon Master
03:22:41uh,03:22:42Emilio or is it Iva de Quino?
Iva
03:22:47Yeah.03:22:51I have a crosses, uh,03:22:53her- their arms.03:22:55and goes,03:22:56Emilio will do fine for this conversation.
Dungeon Master
03:23:01for this conversation, sure.03:23:03But I think we both know that’s not who this conversation is going to end up being about.03:23:14um,03:23:15You requested work.03:23:18interesting? Is there something in particular you’re looking for?
Iva
03:23:23I was originally hoping…03:23:26to help people get out of the city again, but…03:23:29I’ve run into some issues with03:23:31my03:23:34Other jobs I’ve been working.
Dungeon Master
03:23:36Mmm, so you want to help people get out of the city.03:23:41I think I have something in that department for you.03:23:45But first we have03:23:48Some loose ends that need to be tied up.03:23:53It’s very lucky that you were requesting work, Iva.03:23:57I’m just going to call you Iva.03:24:00um,03:24:04because03:24:04we stand in a position to be mutually beneficial to each other.03:24:12um,03:24:14It may surprise you to learn that you were not our only contact inside the Order of the Lantern.03:24:22Um,03:24:25There’s quite a buzz starting up.03:24:27Uh,03:24:29about an03:24:30a warden who’s gone missing, who went missing at roughly the same time as young03:24:36What do you keep calling him? Brundun?03:24:40Um.
Iva
03:24:41Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:24:44And,
Iva
03:24:44That was his name.
Dungeon Master
03:24:47While I…03:24:48didn’t hear about any03:24:50Uh,03:24:51any IVAs up there.03:24:54My source reports a very frantic…03:24:56set of reports from a03:24:59um,03:25:00up-and-coming light warden who says that03:25:03He and his squad encountered a bunch of mages up north.03:25:07Your description didn’t come up, but four other very familiar descriptions did.
Iva
03:25:18Mmm.
Dungeon Master
03:25:19A lot of interesting activities around you and your friends.
Iva
03:25:26Yeah.03:25:27Because, well,03:25:33you know,03:25:34one who surrounds themselves with interesting company.03:25:37Gets interesting…03:25:39Uh,03:25:40things to happen.03:25:43But what
Dungeon Master
03:25:43That’s true enough.
Iva
03:25:45What did you…03:25:48How can me helping you help them?
Dungeon Master
03:25:53Well,03:25:55As it turns out,03:25:57um,03:25:59A mage escaping order custody is being taken as a bit serious.03:26:04um,03:26:06There’s also…03:26:08um,03:26:09inquiry going on that might end up connected to that ordeal. Um, a, uh,03:26:16Julia Valerius is investigating03:26:22forged documents that named her…03:26:24her disgraced brother03:26:26as03:26:28uh,03:26:28being assigned orders that were not possible as he is no longer a light warden.03:26:34um,03:26:37That could prove very bad for you, if that ever comes back to your name.03:26:40Gavril Valerius…03:26:44former03:26:47former Lantern captain.03:26:49um,03:26:50or former Lantern commander actually, uh,03:26:54before the current one03:26:56Um,03:26:58is taken a great interest in the resurfacing of his disowned son’s name.03:27:05He’s not in the Order of the Lantern anymore, but he has considerable resources, and he’s known to be…03:27:13Rather ruthless.03:27:14You don’t want him on your path.03:27:18It’s just you’ve left all these disparate loose ends that…03:27:22on their own aren’t going to be problems,03:27:25but if any of them start to get connected to each other,03:27:28It could03:27:31trigger quite the predicament.03:27:37Um, so how I’m going to help you.03:27:40I’m going to propose a03:27:43Plan in which.03:27:45I have a03:27:47De Aquino is no longer a suspect03:27:51worth pursuing.03:27:57and you’re going to help me03:28:00Fulfill a promise to Miles Quickstep and get him out of prison.
Iva
03:28:05Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:28:06You wanted to get people out of the city, Iva, and I’ve got someone who needs to leave.
Iva
03:28:18Oh,03:28:19- Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:28:21It doesn’t just help me or Miles.03:28:24In this process, we will end every investigation into your03:28:29um,03:28:30other identity.
Iva
03:28:42Iva sits there thinking…03:28:56Kind of because Bruce is stalling.
Dungeon Master
03:28:58Uh-huh.
Iva
03:29:02There’s so many decisions.03:29:05Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:29:05Oh yeah.03:29:07You’re in it now.
Iva
03:29:08Oh, yeah.03:29:13Uh, Emilio asks…03:29:16Uh,03:29:20When they…03:29:21mentioned those other four03:29:25were they03:29:26Accurate.
Dungeon Master
03:29:28Oh, the descriptions are quite accurate.03:29:31The only thing going in your favor right now is that03:29:35The commanding officer of that squad is not the one…03:29:40is not the one making noise.03:29:43And it seems like she’s managed to convince her companion not to file an official report yet.03:29:49Um,03:29:50But he wants to.03:29:52Um,03:29:53This03:29:55Unfortunately for you, and fortunately for me, is not my chief concern.03:30:02My chief concern is the other investigations.03:30:08Uh,03:30:09But.03:30:10If you were to do a good job with the plan I’m proposing,03:30:16I could…03:30:18arrange for03:30:21these inquiries into your friends and their activities up north to disappear. It wouldn’t be hard.
Iva
03:30:30Okay.03:30:32And all I have to do is break Miles out of prison and get him out of the city.
Dungeon Master
03:30:38Well,03:30:39That’s almost all you’d have to do.03:30:41There is one other small detail that needs to happen as a part of this…03:30:46plan.03:30:50In the process of breaking Miles’ quick step out of prison03:30:54and getting him out of the city,03:30:56Iva Toguri D’Aquino needs to meet an unfortunate end.
Iva
03:31:07All right.
Dungeon Master
03:31:09solves both our problems.03:31:12It clears the loose thread.03:31:14If Iva dies breaking Miles out of prison, they’ll know she did it.03:31:19And they won’t have to look for her anymore.03:31:26you’ll be free to use whatever other identities you want.03:31:31So it doesn’t really cost you all that much, does it?
Iva
03:31:38Iva goes, no, but I’m sure it’s going to cost someone.
Dungeon Master
03:31:43Who’s it going to cost, Iva?03:31:47we’re pinning all the blame on a dead woman.
Iva
03:31:56the03:31:57Guard, I want the wardens one out.03:32:00A body.
Dungeon Master
03:32:08There’s a way to…03:32:12convince them03:32:14that they don’t need one.03:32:18Well…03:32:19Let me put it another way.03:32:21They’ll get a body.03:32:24And they will not believe they need to identify it any further.
Iva
03:32:37Whose body is it gonna be?
Dungeon Master
03:32:41Does that matter?03:32:43Oh, Iva, who do you take me for? We’re not going to murder anybody.03:32:49We could find a corpse.03:32:51We could dig one out of the ground.03:32:53It doesn’t matter.
Iva
03:32:56Hearing that, I might…03:32:58Seems more relieved.
Dungeon Master
03:33:03The…03:33:05You have to believe…03:33:07in the03:33:08You have to see the big picture.03:33:11we can make this body convincing for how you’re going to meet your end.03:33:17And.03:33:19Uh,03:33:20Leave it at that.
Iva
03:33:25I would nod.03:33:27We aren’t blowing up another…03:33:31Lamp, are we…
Dungeon Master
03:33:34Not a lamp.
Iva
03:33:38What are we blowing up?03:33:39Are people going to be at risk of getting hurt?
Dungeon Master
03:33:41No, no, no, no, no, no, not this time.03:33:44um,03:33:45I03:33:46Mm-hmm.03:33:48I have, um…03:33:51I have in my employ a couple of experts in both alchemy and03:33:56Uh,03:33:57alchemical03:34:02concoctions, as well as someone who I think can craft a03:34:08convincing illusion.03:34:12these things together.03:34:14We fake an explosion, we fake a death, we fake a charred body.03:34:18Um,03:34:20who witnesses will see…03:34:22Uh,03:34:24that be what become of you.03:34:30The only person with connections to the Miles Quickstep investigation will be…03:34:38Dead.03:34:39Verifiably so. Miles Quickstep will be out of the city. They can send people to search for them if they want, but they’ll never find him once he’s beyond the walls.03:34:52Um,03:34:53this.03:34:55confirms that03:34:56This confirms your involvement in all these pending investigations, while also removing any need to investigate it.03:35:03And then as an additional favor to you for helping me out, I make sure that no report about your friends’ activities up north ever.03:35:13Um,03:35:14becomes official.03:35:18It’s win-win.
Iva
03:35:34Emilio’s songs.03:35:37that looks up to the stars.
Dungeon Master
03:35:41you look up to the stars,03:35:44It’s cloudy, but it’s one of those rare nights where it’s not completely overcast.03:35:48And you can indeed see a pocket of stars.03:35:52um,03:35:53Shining overhead.03:35:54Up to the north of you, at the top of the square, the lava lamp that exploded has…03:36:01been repaired.03:36:03and is once more glowing over the street.
Iva
03:36:23Evan sighs and goes, and you promise no one will find out about03:36:27The other four.
Dungeon Master
03:36:30Can’t promise no one will find out.03:36:32What I can say is that the chances03:36:38the chances of this particular03:36:40Light Warden causing trouble will go down considerably because they are not in considerable chances right now.03:36:52He’s been…03:36:53trying to find a way to bypass the chain of command.03:36:57such that he can03:36:59He’s trying to find an audience for his report because his immediate commanding officer won’t03:37:06Won’t allow him to make it.
Iva
03:37:22Milo goes, fine, I’ll break Miles out and get him out of the city.03:37:26But not because I want to help with that, but just because I’m more worried about their safety.
Dungeon Master
03:37:32That’s fine. I’m worried about your friends’ safety too. They all seem like remarkable individuals, and I would hate to see their potential snuffed out over something like this so early.03:37:49And hey,03:37:50Once the investigations into Iva D’Aquino are dropped,03:37:55It will be a lot easier for us to find you the sort of work you want to do, helping those03:38:00poor innocent little mage children escaped03:38:04vile purification.
Iva
03:38:16Iva takes a deep breath and goes,03:38:23Just the Miles thing for now.
Dungeon Master
03:38:25Yes, of course, one thing at a time.03:38:31um,03:38:33I’m in the beginning stages of formulating a specific plan,03:38:38So keep up to date with the debt drops.
Iva
03:38:43They nod.
Dungeon Master
03:38:48If there’s nothing else.03:38:51then I’ll consider this a very pleasant and fruitful meeting.
Iva
03:38:57Thank you.03:38:58I would nod.
Dungeon Master
03:39:04he begins to head off like this way.
Iva
03:39:09It immediately goes the other direction.
Dungeon Master
03:39:16Eva gets attacked by a squirrel and dies.
Iva
03:39:19Get jumped by Hazel.03:39:30Uh,
Hazel
03:39:32Hazel’s little squirrel voice comes out and goes,
Iva
03:39:37What?03:39:38I don’t understand that, but I feel like that’s…
Hazel
03:39:39She goes, “So what happened?”
Iva
03:39:42Yeah, Iva just lets the squirrels hang on to them for a moment, finds a spot, sits down, and you now watch a grown man cry like an 18-year-old who’s been yelled at.
Hazel
03:39:57Mm-hmm.03:40:00But how did your meeting go?03:40:02I couldn’t hear you guys.
Iva
03:40:05I have to break miles out of prison.
Hazel
03:40:09Mm-hmm.03:40:11What happens if you don’t?
Iva
03:40:14uh,03:40:15Odds are that you guys get reported for being up north using magic.
Hazel
03:40:22Hazel.03:40:23frowns.
Dungeon Master
03:40:24laughs
Hazel
03:40:24you03:40:25It’s just like,03:40:28I should have trusted my instinct.
Iva
03:40:30I don’t know.
Hazel
03:40:32Hazel, this is just reminding Hazel to leave no prisoners.03:40:36Leave no witnesses.
Temerity
03:40:36laughter
Hazel
03:40:37Like.
Iva
03:40:38She goes, and we have to blow up.
Hazel
03:40:40um,
Iva
03:40:40Iva D’Aquino.
Hazel
03:40:43Well,
Dungeon Master
03:40:44It’s,03:40:46related to that, it’s by the skin03:40:48of their teeth those guys made03:40:50it out alive. If you guys had03:40:52told Hecate they were there, they would03:40:54never have made it back to Argentum.
Hazel
03:40:56Uh,03:40:58Uh, yeah. Yeah. And Hazel needs to remember the teachings of her master.
Dungeon Master
03:41:04That’s a good question.
Temerity
03:41:05Thank you.
Hazel
03:41:08Hazel…03:41:09It seems upset at the idea that like,03:41:12heard.03:41:14showing a moment of weakness costs them so much.03:41:18But,03:41:19It’s just like it’s it’s.03:41:21that kind of like03:41:23that kind of annoyance03:41:26is pushed down.03:41:28Um,03:41:30and says,03:41:32Um, well,03:41:33Iva was dead anyway.03:41:35um,03:41:42Are you03:41:43if you’re going to do it, are you
Iva
03:41:49I have to, otherwise you guys03:41:51might get found out.
Hazel
03:41:58uh, chinos.03:42:00And that’s good.03:42:01Uh, they’re not going to be happy with you.
Iva
03:42:05I know that’s why I’m upset.
Hazel
03:42:12T-t-t.03:42:14You’re geared.03:42:16I think you’re making the03:42:18the03:42:22And you’re making the best solution for the group, even if they don’t see it.03:42:28So let’s see.
Iva
03:42:28I’m a good one.03:42:34solve a lot of the problems that I made
Dungeon Master
03:42:45I have a…
Iva
03:42:45but also…
Dungeon Master
03:42:46Sorry.
Iva
03:42:46It means I have to work with a terrorist.
Dungeon Master
03:42:46Go ahead.
Hazel
03:42:49- Ooh.
Dungeon Master
03:42:49Um.03:42:50- Iva, give me an insight check.
Iva
03:42:54Okay.03:42:58Oh, I rolled a nat 20.
Temerity
03:43:00Hey.
Dungeon Master
03:43:01There…
Iva
03:43:01That is going to be a total of 23.
Dungeon Master
03:43:06There is very real logic in what Silas Wintermist told you.03:43:11It would be…03:43:12Presumably, if the plan goes the way he said it would, it does have real potential to wrap up a bunch of loose threads.03:43:20um,03:43:21The plan itself…03:43:23wraps up a lot of Iva Loose Threads.03:43:25It’s the favor aspect that has the potential03:43:28to wrap up the Loose Thread for the party,03:43:31which is the activities up north.03:43:33And like,03:43:35You didn’t see, even with that 20, 23, you didn’t see any signs that Silas was being deceptive.03:43:42that he was lying about any of it, that he was like,03:43:47plotting something.03:43:49You didn’t see any signs that he didn’t believe that this was like…03:43:54the way the plane could go.03:43:56But with a 23,03:43:58Um,03:44:00you also can tell…03:44:02that he was telling you something he knew would do.03:44:06get your attention.
Iva
03:44:08Oh, yeah.
Hazel
03:44:09got a bridge.
Iva
03:44:12He was baiting the hook very well.
Hazel
03:44:16Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:44:18um,03:44:19It, like, he, you could, you, you don’t, you don’t have any reason to think he was lying, but you could tell he knew he was, like,03:44:28creating a like,03:44:31creating a set of propositions that were basically like you couldn’t say no.
Iva
03:44:36Yeah.
Hazel
03:44:36- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:44:36And he knew that that was on his face and in his voice.
Hazel
03:44:39See you soon.03:44:40Yeah.03:44:42It also doesn’t tip, this doesn’t really tip the balance of favors.03:44:46I think we’ll still kind of owe them something if we do this.
Iva
03:44:50I totally think so.
Hazel
03:44:50’cause that’s two favors.
Iva
03:44:52This…03:44:53It has nothing to do with returning the favor.03:44:56It has everything to do with…03:44:58Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:44:59Oh yeah, no, this was because Iva was looking for work.
Hazel
03:44:59um,
Dungeon Master
03:45:01This has nothing to do with the favor.
Hazel
03:45:02Yeah.03:45:04Lord.
Dungeon Master
03:45:04Although you will be more on his good side if you do it.
Hazel
03:45:08- True.
Iva
03:45:08Yeah.
Temerity
03:45:08-
Hazel
03:45:09Um,03:45:09It’s.
Iva
03:45:10It’s so good. I’m so happy.
Rhysaene
03:45:11Yeah.
Hazel
03:45:12I’ve, I, I’ve, uh,03:45:16- Yeah.03:45:18uh,03:45:21because the alternative is…03:45:24I mean, because the alternative is a bunch of Order of the Lantern people getting killed by me.03:45:30Yeah, I think I’m okay with this.03:45:36You do have to tell the others they’re really not going to like this.03:45:38They’re probably going to tell you not to do it, but03:45:41into.03:45:44Let’s go back.
Iva
03:45:45I’m a Dodds.
Rhysaene
03:45:47Thank you.
Iva
03:45:49Uh,03:45:49She gathers herself and goes back to the gruff old man.03:45:54Persona.
Hazel
03:45:54- See you too.
Iva
03:45:55because03:45:56All right, little, all right, let’s get back to those others.03:46:00Make sure no one’s gotten assassinated yet.
Hazel
03:46:04- Yeah.
Temerity
03:46:04Hehehehe.
Hazel
03:46:05life.03:46:07Yeah, honestly, you might have picked the worst.03:46:10We might have had the worst person to follow you because…03:46:14Hazel, Hazel’s definitely just like, well,03:46:18We’re in this deep.
Iva
03:46:19I’m like, there it is.
Temerity
03:46:20- Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:46:21Yeah.03:46:23Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:46:26We return to Rhys’s little apartment house thing.03:46:32um,
Iva
03:46:32a little terrorism between friends.
Dungeon Master
03:46:34The meeting would not take that long, getting there, talking, getting back, probably not even an hour.
Hazel
03:46:35to.
Dungeon Master
03:46:43Um,03:46:44So in that time, what’s everyone doing?03:46:47In the time that Hazel and Iva are gone?
Temerity
03:46:50Me, me, me, me, me, me.
Dungeon Master
03:46:52Can Temerity sleep until midnight? It’s like 7:00.
Rhysaene
03:46:59I’ll continue working on that 100%.03:47:03Yeah, I’ll continue working on that painting, on that 70 gold.03:47:09Peace.
Dungeon Master
03:47:13you are able to do that no problem.03:47:25Iva Hazel.
Temerity
03:47:25and Western.
Dungeon Master
03:47:27Sorry.
Temerity
03:47:27No, you’re good. You’re good. You’re good.
Dungeon Master
03:47:28Go ahead.
Iva
03:47:29I was wondering if Luma was doing anything particular.
Temerity
03:47:30Oh,
Dungeon Master
03:47:33What’s a little mugged?
Luma
03:47:33No.03:47:34Not really. I think she’s just hanging out.
Dungeon Master
03:47:37Just chilling.
Temerity
03:47:37Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:47:37Appreciate it.03:47:38Waiting for something.03:47:38She takes her rest early since she doesn’t need to sleep very long.03:47:43That way she can stay up all night.
Temerity
03:47:45Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:47:46Yeah.03:47:47Luma, if you started at 6 with Temerity, you would be done at 10.
Luma
03:47:52Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:47:53So you’re just chilling, long resting.
Luma
03:47:55Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:47:56Which does not, which yeah, you don’t need to sleep for that.03:48:00So Hazel and03:48:02And Iva get back around 7pm.
Hazel
03:48:06The moment they get back, Hazel goes, Iva has something to tell you all.03:48:10Look at this.
Temerity
03:48:10Good.
Iva
03:48:10You guys have never seen an old man open their eyes so wide.
Rhysaene
03:48:12Thank you.
Hazel
03:48:18I don’t know.
Rhysaene
03:48:18I don’t know.
Temerity
03:48:18you
Iva
03:48:19Thank you.
Hazel
03:48:20I’m not letting you, that’s the one thing that Hazel is like, he’s like, well, no secrets though.03:48:25Sorry.
Temerity
03:48:26-
Iva
03:48:28I was like, you’re going to have a moment.
Temerity
03:48:31laughs
Iva
03:48:33I could have at least got it back into the other face.
Hazel
03:48:34We don’t bury it.03:48:36We’re not burying the lead here, Iva.03:48:38You gotta talk about it.
Iva
03:48:39I was really open to bury the needle in a hole.
Temerity
03:48:40I don’t know.03:48:42laughs03:48:45hug me me me me me me.
Hazel
03:48:47Thank you.
Iva
03:48:47Luckily, the scariest one’s asleep.
Temerity
03:48:51laughs
Hazel
03:48:52I’m going to kill them too.
Temerity
03:48:54Please don’t.03:48:57I don’t know.03:48:58Ha ha ha.03:48:59- No.
Hazel
03:49:01Like I said, Hazel was the worst person to do.
Temerity
03:49:01I don’t know.
Iva
03:49:01Um,
Hazel
03:49:05They have trailer you.
Temerity
03:49:05I don’t know.03:49:07laughs
Iva
03:49:07I’m a,03:49:08Iva looks at Rhys and Luma and goes…03:49:14I’m breaking Miles’ quick step out of prison.
Luma
03:49:20I was going to do that.
Temerity
03:49:26Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:49:27So up.
Luma
03:49:29I had all planned. I decided not to do it.
Dungeon Master
03:49:35Sorry.
Rhysaene
03:49:38you03:49:40Were you asked?03:49:42Oh.
Luma
03:49:43Well, no, I just thought it was bad that he was getting put in prison.
Rhysaene
03:49:47Oh.03:49:48Yeah.
Iva
03:49:52Well, I guess I feel…
Rhysaene
03:49:52Amen.03:49:54Have a week.
Iva
03:49:54little
Rhysaene
03:49:54Were you asked?03:49:56methods.
Iva
03:49:56Well,
Rhysaene
03:49:57syndicate.
Iva
03:49:57Yeah.03:49:59Because…03:50:01If I don’t,03:50:04the fact that you guys are magic people might be revealed.
Rhysaene
03:50:14Oh goodness.
Luma
03:50:16Blackmailed.
Dungeon Master
03:50:17Yeah, I really did make that sound like explicit blackmail.
Iva
03:50:21Iva goes, no, no, no, not from the syndicate.03:50:25From…03:50:26From…03:50:27from the guys that we saved.03:50:32One of the guys is trying to make a report and is struggling to find people to tell.03:50:38But,03:50:40Uh.03:50:42The Tarnar said as a favor,03:50:45if I do this job and get03:50:48Miles Quickstep03:50:50out of the city and kill…03:50:52I have a D’Aquino.03:50:58then…03:50:59they will…03:51:00help make sure that that information doesn’t get out.
Hazel
03:51:12I’m back.
Dungeon Master
03:51:13Welcome back.
Temerity
03:51:14Welcome back.
Rhysaene
03:51:19Okay.03:51:26- First needs like a deep breath.03:51:31Thank you for telling us.03:51:36you know,03:51:37Do you know when?03:51:38Do you plan to get this done?
Iva
03:51:41Uh, no, I was told that I will have to check my dead drops.03:51:47actively because I will be informed when the plan is to be set in action.
Rhysaene
03:51:53Yeah, it’s03:51:54Awful dangerous.
Hazel
03:51:58I was plenty capable.
Luma
03:51:59And I just…03:52:01I just want to make maps.
Iva
03:52:04Well, I would go so you don’t have to be a part of it, Luma.
Luma
03:52:09I’m going to read03:52:10exposed.
Iva
03:52:13No, because I’m going to do this, so you won’t.
Luma
03:52:17Yeah, I should probably be involved.
Hazel
03:52:20Mm-hmm.03:52:21if,03:52:22but03:52:23There’s03:52:24I…03:52:27I hope that.03:52:30I hope when03:52:32This one’s done with.03:52:33at least.03:52:35Good.03:52:35return to your regular life, but something tells me that03:52:40And then the state has another
Iva
03:52:44I did tell…03:52:46Oh, right. I also forgot to mention, it was, um, Bruce, remember his name, uh, something went to her step.
Hazel
03:52:46for you.
Iva
03:52:53No.
Hazel
03:52:53Silas.
Temerity
03:52:53- Silas.
Iva
03:52:54Silas.
Dungeon Master
03:52:56Silas Wintermist.
Iva
03:52:56that03:52:57Winter Mist, who came and talked to me.
Hazel
03:53:00Ah, that was the ferryman.03:53:02Ferryman himself.
Iva
03:53:05Um,03:53:09And he wasn’t lying.03:53:11I was trying to keep an eye out for that.03:53:23Um…03:53:31but it solves a lot of the problems03:53:33With Iva too, apparently there’s03:53:37some03:53:37Rather.03:53:40not so friendly higher ups looking for03:53:43Whoever framed…03:53:46That guy I framed.
Dungeon Master
03:53:48- Yeah.
Hazel
03:53:49people.03:53:50Yes, I remember.
Luma
03:53:50Oh.
Iva
03:53:53So,03:53:54This solves a bunch of problems for…03:53:56me, but I’m a lot less concerned about that.03:54:01much more concerned about you guys.
Hazel
03:54:05But yeah.03:54:10but I appreciate your concern.
Dungeon Master
03:54:15uh,03:54:15Aev.
Rhysaene
03:54:17Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:54:18just ’cause it’s relevant.03:54:24there is information that03:54:26that was relevant that you had.03:54:28So I’m resurfacing it for you.03:54:30It may not be specifically relevant03:54:32to the conversation going on,03:54:35But it is.
Rhysaene
03:54:36Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:54:37Just so you can have it.
Rhysaene
03:54:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.03:54:41reading it again. Thank you.
Iva
03:55:01I would then also finish off with a03:55:04I also told him to start with, this is…03:55:08the only job03:55:09I’m doing it.03:55:10Thank you.03:55:11He took that for at least right now, so…
Luma
03:55:20- Thank you.
Iva
03:55:26saying analysis.
Luma
03:55:28I’m really glad that we’re putting faith in the words of a criminal.
Iva
03:55:37Because I don’t have any.
Rhysaene
03:55:37Yeah, it seems awful convenient that he could just…03:55:42Make everything drop.
Iva
03:55:46Well, again, I have to kill
Rhysaene
03:55:47Thank you.
Iva
03:55:48either, so…
Temerity
03:55:56And then he kills that unsuspecting light warden.
Iva
03:56:03To be fair, it’s better that Hazel goes back and does it, you know…
Hazel
03:56:08Oh, like, I’m not going to do it now. Are you kidding me?
Iva
03:56:11This is.
Hazel
03:56:12If I.
Temerity
03:56:12Yeah.
Hazel
03:56:13If I kill him, you know what the commanding officer that’s getting that that we convinced to be hush hush about it?03:56:19They’re going to be like, oh, these guys suck.
Temerity
03:56:19Yeah.
Luma
03:56:19Yeah.
Hazel
03:56:21Like…
Temerity
03:56:22Uh,
Hazel
03:56:24I’m not, I’m not03:56:26I’m not doing anything to him.03:56:28I can’t.03:56:29It was either kill all of them, including the one that was chill, or let them go.03:56:36And, uh,
Iva
03:56:36And look where that got you.
Temerity
03:56:38He he he he.
Luma
03:56:39It’s all Hecate.
Hazel
03:56:39and
Luma
03:56:39She can make them all vanish.
Dungeon Master
03:56:42Yes.
Hazel
03:56:42Mm-hmm.03:56:43uh,
Luma
03:56:44Actually, no, I don’t want to be responsible for people dying. I don’t like that very much.
Hazel
03:56:48It’s too late for that.
Iva
03:56:48Yeah.03:56:49I’ve,
Luma
03:56:49- Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:56:50Iva tried to be very specific on that.
Luma
03:56:51I’ve only known you people for three days and I’m already going to lose my job and I’m a murderer and I’m a criminal and oh man.
Temerity
03:56:58Hehehehe.
Hazel
03:56:58Hmm.
Iva
03:57:00I have a…03:57:02Iva tried very hard to make sure no one was getting unnecessarily murdered.
Luma
03:57:07Thanks.
Hazel
03:57:07See you.03:57:09Now, now, now, now.03:57:11- No, ma.03:57:12Because of your interest in magic, you were a criminal before we met you.
Luma
03:57:18Yeah, but nobody knew.
Temerity
03:57:18laughs
Hazel
03:57:18And.03:57:20Hoo-hoo!
Dungeon Master
03:57:20- Yeah.
Iva
03:57:22You were always a criminal.
Hazel
03:57:22- Yeah.
Temerity
03:57:24It’s not a crime if no one knows.
Rhysaene
03:57:28That’s it.
Dungeon Master
03:57:30Philosophy, huh?
Rhysaene
03:57:30- Yeah.03:57:32Bye.
Temerity
03:57:32Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
03:57:33I knew that that was a libido speaking and not. It’s a merity.
Temerity
03:57:36laughter
Dungeon Master
03:57:38Temerity’s honkshooin!
Temerity
03:57:39Yeah, to me, he’s fucking snoring it up.
Iva
03:57:40Honk shoo, honk shoo.
Temerity
03:57:42Yeah.
Rhysaene
03:57:43Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:57:52You all, Iva shares this information.03:57:55You all talk about it a little.03:57:57The evening continues to progress.03:58:00um03:58:02Y’all are here.03:58:03Midnight rolls around in Luma.03:58:05Or, sorry, Ten rolls around in Luma.03:58:07You have…03:58:08successfully completed a long rest.
Luma
03:58:11I don’t feel any more rested than I did before.
Dungeon Master
03:58:14That’s true. You feel exactly the same.
Luma
03:58:14Sigh.03:58:16Luma goes and starts resetting alarms.
Dungeon Master
03:58:19you start redoing the alarm rituals,03:58:24Temerity, around midnight, you wake up, but you need to, like, stay chill for another two hours.03:58:30And you actually need the long rest.
Temerity
03:58:33Yeah.03:58:34The meridies just…03:58:36Doing some stretches in the closet.03:58:38Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:58:41- Yeah.
Iva
03:58:42Uh,03:58:43I would bring up to the group on how to bring it up to Temerity.
Dungeon Master
03:58:48before Temerity wakes up.
Hazel
03:58:48Elder.
Luma
03:58:48You’re on your own, buddy.
Iva
03:58:50Yeah.03:58:53They told you, you just went awake.
Temerity
03:58:55laughter
Dungeon Master
03:58:56Ho, ho, ho.
Hazel
03:58:59No, no, no, no, that’s not going to work.
Temerity
03:59:02Like if you can’t.
Iva
03:59:03Yeah.
Temerity
03:59:03Thank you.03:59:04It was you.
Rhysaene
03:59:09I think at this point, Temerity just wants honesty.
Hazel
03:59:13Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:59:13you
Iva
03:59:14I would nod.03:59:16What if she hits me into the wall?03:59:18You have much more expensive, no offense,
Rhysaene
03:59:19I don’t,03:59:20Yeah.
Iva
03:59:21Uh,03:59:22- Boom, man.03:59:23but you have much more expensive walls.
Luma
03:59:25The holes are made of the same material.
Iva
03:59:27Yeah.
Temerity
03:59:28you
Rhysaene
03:59:29Thank you.
Iva
03:59:29- Thank you.
Hazel
03:59:31the heat.03:59:32I don’t have --03:59:36I don’t know.
Luma
03:59:36First you get me involved in illegal things and then you,03:59:38Make fun of my walls.
Hazel
03:59:40Pup, pup, pup.
Temerity
03:59:40laughter
Hazel
03:59:42But seriously, you seriously can’t be worried about that, right, Iva?
Iva
03:59:47Well, I’m concerned she’s going to hit me.
Hazel
03:59:50Okay.03:59:52Hit her back.
Iva
03:59:54I’m allowed to do that.
Hazel
03:59:56I don’t know.03:59:58Hutt, hutt.
Temerity
03:59:58-
Hazel
03:59:58Why are you…
Temerity
03:59:59shrugs.
Hazel
03:59:59- Yeah.04:00:01Yeah, it’s just like, I don’t know, stop being a pussy.04:00:03Yeah.
Temerity
04:00:04Ha ha ha!
Hazel
04:00:04Like, it’s just like,
Iva
04:00:04All right.
Hazel
04:00:05I’m sorry.
Iva
04:00:05I’m a nod.
Rhysaene
04:00:06Oh.
Hazel
04:00:07Like, you don’t have to hit her back, but she’s just like, I mean, okay, she hits you, so what?04:00:12You’re made of sterner stuff.
Iva
04:00:15I would nod. Right. I did.04:00:181v1 an assassin over Rhys’s body.
Hazel
04:00:211v1.
Rhysaene
04:00:23One V one, huh?
Hazel
04:00:23uh,
Temerity
04:00:23laughter
Iva
04:00:25I said over your body.
Temerity
04:00:28Ha ha ha.
Hazel
04:00:28Yes, yes. That was very…04:00:30Very heroic of you, Aila.04:00:34Go on.
Iva
04:00:35Iva knocks on the closet door.
Hazel
04:00:39Hut!
Temerity
04:00:40laughs
Hazel
04:00:41He’s sleeping in the closet.
Temerity
04:00:43- Temerity opens the door.04:00:46and sees Iva and is immediately like, did you accept a job?
Iva
04:00:51Iva goes, yes, and I’m breaking miles out of prison.
Temerity
04:00:53Don’t tell me about it.04:00:55That closes the door.
Iva
04:00:55What?
Hazel
04:01:01Okay. Well,
Temerity
04:01:01I don’t know.
Hazel
04:01:02Uh, Hazel just kind of blinks and like, I didn’t expect this.
Rhysaene
04:01:03Oh.
Hazel
04:01:05Okay, the honesty thing doesn’t have to…04:01:08Doesn’t need to happen if you don’t tell any, if you don’t,04:01:12If by request, they’re like, don’t tell me.
Temerity
04:01:12It’s not.
Hazel
04:01:14And it’s like, yeah, okay.04:01:15Yeah, just keep it a secret.
Temerity
04:01:16-
Rhysaene
04:01:16Okay.
Luma
04:01:17Luma…04:01:18Luma knocks on the door.
Temerity
04:01:20I’m already answers.
Luma
04:01:23How many people are in our party? One, two, three.04:01:25four, five, yeah. I just thought it would be really important to let you know04:01:29That the light warden thinks that you do a mage.04:01:31That’s all.
Temerity
04:01:34laughs04:01:36It’s like, okay.
Hazel
04:01:42Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:01:45uh,04:01:48I’m not, but…04:01:52I guess, who are confused.
Luma
04:01:54That’s between you and the authorities that come hunt us down.
Hazel
04:01:57Yeah.04:01:59you’re,04:02:00Your description was still said.04:02:05So Major Knight, you were fraternizing with illegal majors?
Temerity
04:02:09did.04:02:11Didn’t Quizzer come by while I was asleep?
Luma
04:02:13You said you didn’t want to know, so…
Hazel
04:02:13No.
Luma
04:02:15Anyway.
Hazel
04:02:16They take
Iva
04:02:17was in the closet.04:02:18Yeah.
Hazel
04:02:19Yeah.
Luma
04:02:19- Look what I thought people had to do.
Temerity
04:02:19Thank you.
Luma
04:02:21She points at people and people does nothing.
Dungeon Master
04:02:21Yeah.
Hazel
04:02:21Pewds singing
Iva
04:02:21punch04:02:24I need them all.
Luma
04:02:24He doesn’t move at all.
Temerity
04:02:24I’ll see you next time.
Luma
04:02:25She’s like, it’s okay, buddy.
Hazel
04:02:26Thank you.
Luma
04:02:27We’ll work on it.04:02:29Yeah.
Temerity
04:02:29laughs
Iva
04:02:31Getting closer every day, buddy.
Luma
04:02:33Right.
Temerity
04:02:37laughter
Hazel
04:02:39I’m very excited to learn how to dance, Luma. Yes, thank you, Luma.
Temerity
04:02:43- Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:02:43- Yeah.
Temerity
04:02:45Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:02:45This is exactly why Beepo doesn’t talk.
Luma
04:02:47I’m sorry.
Hazel
04:02:47Hehehehe.
Temerity
04:02:48Yeah.
Hazel
04:02:49I don’t know.
Luma
04:02:52Luma adds a few more rivets to his mouth.
Hazel
04:02:52of the.
Rhysaene
04:02:55People think they’re poor.
Hazel
04:02:55Who did it?
Iva
04:02:55laughs
Luma
04:02:57Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
04:02:58Mm.
Temerity
04:02:59Ew.
Luma
04:03:01Beepo doesn’t talk because I’ve never made a construct that talks before.
Rhysaene
04:03:04- Yeah.04:03:05you
Temerity
04:03:05I’m sorry.
Hazel
04:03:05Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
04:03:06What are y’all doing for the rest of the night?04:03:10you just all holding up kind of like continuing with what you have been doing.04:03:14Does anyone do anything different?
Hazel
04:03:16Thank you.
Rhysaene
04:03:16Yeah, it’s just…04:03:18working on it04:03:19Sorry, go ahead.
Hazel
04:03:20Yeah.04:03:21uh, Temerity, the closet door creaks open.
Temerity
04:03:25laughs
Luma
04:03:25Thank you.
Hazel
04:03:26- Yeah.04:03:27Hazel’s beady little eyes are staring up at you.
Temerity
04:03:31Hazel.
Hazel
04:03:34she reaches into her pocket and she04:03:36extends her her like hand and a little like bald fist
Temerity
04:03:41laughter04:03:43Temerity hesitantly extends their hand.04:03:46- Yeah.
Hazel
04:03:47drops a rabbit’s foot in your hand.
Temerity
04:03:51Oh.
Hazel
04:03:51And she nods and then she closes the door.
Dungeon Master
04:03:52-
Hazel
04:03:54-
Dungeon Master
04:03:54Oh!
Hazel
04:03:55laughs
Temerity
04:03:56-04:03:57Yeah.04:03:58what the fuck?04:04:00Ha ha ha!04:04:05All right.
Iva
04:04:08Iva knocks on the closet again.
Temerity
04:04:12We’re supposed to be hiding.
Iva
04:04:15Yeah, but I wanted to give you your clothes back.
Temerity
04:04:19Oh, I…04:04:20Okay, fuck, alright.
Luma
04:04:23I’m not in the closets, this is perfectly fine.
Temerity
04:04:26Here. All right. I’ll step out. You can change. Leave my clothes on the floor.04:04:30Come back and then get my clothes.
Iva
04:04:34And he goes, okay.
Temerity
04:04:37I don’t know.
Iva
04:04:41time it goes in.04:04:43It’s changed.04:04:48uh,04:04:50Comes back out.04:04:52It goes, are you sure you don’t want to know?
Dungeon Master
04:04:55I think so.
Temerity
04:04:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Rhysaene
04:04:57you
Temerity
04:04:58I think what will just happen is that you will tell me and I will just get mad at you.
Dungeon Master
04:04:58Oh.
Temerity
04:05:01I would prefer not to be mad at you, especially during something as serious as what we’re doing right now.
Iva
04:05:09Okay.04:05:11But in that case, will you be less mad at me later then?
Dungeon Master
04:05:15trying to get back in the closet.
Temerity
04:05:17Yeah. No promises. Close the closet door.
Dungeon Master
04:05:17Thank you.
Iva
04:05:18- Thank you.04:05:21Yeah.04:05:22- Yeah.
Temerity
04:05:23It proceeds to get changed back into their clothes.04:05:27Now I need the rest of the party to come and knock.04:05:30I need Rich to come and knock on the door.
Rhysaene
04:05:31I was literally about to…
Luma
04:05:34Yes.
Rhysaene
04:05:39It’s nooks on the closet doll.
Temerity
04:05:44like stares at the ceiling for a second.
Iva
04:05:48None of these assholes know how to hide.
Rhysaene
04:05:48I’m sorry.
Temerity
04:05:49Fizzle!
Rhysaene
04:05:49Thank you.
Temerity
04:05:49It’s the door.04:05:50And it’s like, hi.
Dungeon Master
04:05:53Someone want to screenshot this for Aev?
Temerity
04:05:55Yeah!
Hazel
04:05:57Thank you.
Iva
04:05:59I don’t see it. Where is it?
Luma
04:06:01Black screen for me.
Temerity
04:06:01- Yeah.04:06:03Oh, fuck.
Dungeon Master
04:06:03Oh, fuck, why don’t you have…
Hazel
04:06:03Yeah, I got to go all the way.04:06:05I gotta go all the way back down to the house.
Temerity
04:06:08Yeah.04:06:08laughter
Hazel
04:06:08I’m lost in the Argentum mech.
Luma
04:06:09I
Rhysaene
04:06:09Yeah.
Temerity
04:06:14No.04:06:14- No.
Rhysaene
04:06:16That’s really fucking funny.04:06:19Thank you.
Temerity
04:06:20you
Iva
04:06:21Oh, it’s so much funnier from my view.
Luma
04:06:23I don’t know.
Temerity
04:06:23laughter
Rhysaene
04:06:25Um…
Luma
04:06:26Yeah, I can’t see the map.
Temerity
04:06:28Oh, fuck.
Dungeon Master
04:06:29way you should be able to see it.
Hazel
04:06:31Can you center the view?
Iva
04:06:31Nah, you’d have to go find the little spot.
Temerity
04:06:32Center.
Luma
04:06:34Oh, that’s probably why, because I wasn’t on the house when the fucking lights went out.
Temerity
04:06:39Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:06:39Yeah.
Hazel
04:06:39Yeah.
Temerity
04:06:41I’m sorry.
Iva
04:06:42This is literally all I can see.
Luma
04:06:43- You forgot Sage, no!
Temerity
04:06:45laughs
Hazel
04:06:45- Tudor.
Dungeon Master
04:06:46Where’s the show?
Rhysaene
04:06:46Yeah.
Hazel
04:06:47Thank you.04:06:49- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rhysaene
04:06:50Hey, I didn’t mean to interrupt Temerity, but I made you some tea.
Temerity
04:06:54Oh, thank you, Rhys.
Hazel
04:06:56Don’t drink it, Temerity. It’s poisoned.
Temerity
04:06:56Cool.
Rhysaene
04:06:58Like, fuck you.
Temerity
04:07:00laughter
Dungeon Master
04:07:01It’s just…
Luma
04:07:02Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:07:02Hey, poison.
Iva
04:07:02Thank you.
Hazel
04:07:03I just.04:07:04It was a gist.
Temerity
04:07:05I just…
Rhysaene
04:07:07when Rhys says that towards…04:07:12Um,04:07:12Hazel, she is wink.04:07:13She gives Hazel a wink.
Temerity
04:07:15laughs
Hazel
04:07:16Thank you.04:07:18Hazel Gibbs, you know, bling.
Temerity
04:07:18uh,04:07:21Double wink.
Hazel
04:07:23- Yeah.
Temerity
04:07:24- Yeah.04:07:25it’s how you respond to a week yes but timidi takes it is like thank you um
Rhysaene
04:07:26Bye.
Hazel
04:07:29It’s.
Rhysaene
04:07:30Oh,
Temerity
04:07:34I,04:07:36Wow.04:07:36I guess I’ve been meaning to talk to everyone about it since the door is open.04:07:40Um,
Dungeon Master
04:07:41Pfff.
Temerity
04:07:42she had such a04:07:46close brush today.04:07:48Um,04:07:50I think it’s04:07:51relevant information.04:07:53Uh,04:07:54especially given how much we seem to put our lives on the line.04:07:58I04:08:00think04:08:01that04:08:03When we die.04:08:06having already died before,04:08:08and come back.04:08:10Um,04:08:12our souls.04:08:15Oh.
Dungeon Master
04:08:16I need to borrow Temerity first.04:08:18Don’t worry about it.
Temerity
04:08:18Yeah.
Iva
04:08:19Yeah.
Temerity
04:08:22Our souls definitely don’t go into any afterlife.04:08:25It goes somewhere dark.04:08:27alone04:08:29and sorrowful.04:08:31I think they returned to the sorrow.04:08:35So,04:08:37Yeah.04:08:38um,04:08:41Yeah, just in case we--04:08:45continue adventuring in the future and things get more serious.04:08:49I think that’s something to weigh in.04:08:51I don’t know.04:08:53on the calculus that you make.04:08:55Uh,04:08:56And it’s also why I’m very determined to not let you die tonight.
Rhysaene
04:09:04us.04:09:05Thank you.04:09:11There is kind of like…04:09:14I guess my all kind of drops a little bit, but she…04:09:19Like,04:09:20moves up and…04:09:23Um,04:09:27She’s going to lean forward and she’s going to04:09:30if,04:09:31Temerity doesn’t stop, but she will.04:09:35place a kiss onto Temerity’s head.
Temerity
04:09:37- Yeah.04:09:39Aww.04:09:40laughs Temerity doesn’t stop it because Temerity doesn’t really know what’s going on.04:09:45And then the kiss happens, and Temerity just blushes a little.
Rhysaene
04:09:46Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:09:49they don’t know what to say though they’re like uh thank you04:09:53Thank you.
Rhysaene
04:09:53Thank you for telling me.
Temerity
04:09:57laughs
Rhysaene
04:09:57Um,
Iva
04:09:57I love it.
Dungeon Master
04:09:58laughter
Rhysaene
04:10:00And the…04:10:03Well, that makes me more grateful, if I’m honest.
Temerity
04:10:07Yeah.04:10:08um,04:10:09Of course.04:10:11I hate.04:10:12didn’t know how to bring this up before.04:10:14uh,04:10:16but04:10:21I don’t know. I just want you all to be careful.
Rhysaene
04:10:21Thank you.04:10:23Yeah.04:10:24I guess.04:10:29Yes, it means I’ve got to make my mark on the world before I pass away.
Temerity
04:10:33-
Hazel
04:10:34is not.
Temerity
04:10:35Yeah.
Hazel
04:10:37Honestly, this is just inspiration. This is just inspiration to Hazel. She’s just like, yeah, all right, cool, heaven, it’s real.
Temerity
04:10:38Hopefully.
Rhysaene
04:10:42Mm-hmm.
Hazel
04:10:44Let’s do this. Let’s save the world.
Temerity
04:10:44laughs
Iva
04:10:45Yeah.04:10:46Iva kind of gives a really confused look.04:10:48He goes…04:10:49That’s fine, I wasn’t planning on dying anytime soon anyway, Temerity.
Temerity
04:10:54Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Hazel
04:10:57Mm-hmm.04:10:58- Temerity having the, even Hazel who’s like, yeah, true.
Rhysaene
04:10:58Mm-hmm.
Temerity
04:10:59I’m sorry.
Hazel
04:11:03She’s also like, wait, yeah, wait, huh?
Temerity
04:11:05Oh.
Rhysaene
04:11:06Thank you.
Temerity
04:11:09Hehehehe.04:11:11people.04:11:11Yeah.
Iva
04:11:13And Beepo looks at Temerity and goes, no, bitch, I’ll never die.
Hazel
04:11:13- Mm-hmm.04:11:18Beepo looks up to Luma and goes,
Temerity
04:11:18I know.
Luma
04:11:19- I’m looking at a totally different room.
Hazel
04:11:21You created me in a world without heaven.04:11:23You are a cruel creator.
Dungeon Master
04:11:23laughs
Luma
04:11:24Yeah.
Iva
04:11:24Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:11:25I’m sorry.
Temerity
04:11:25Loud laugh
Iva
04:11:25Thank you.
Hazel
04:11:26- Perfect.
Temerity
04:11:27- Yeah.
Luma
04:11:27Well, I’m a beeper in a completely different room.04:11:29She is not involved in this conversation.
Hazel
04:11:30laughs
Temerity
04:11:31laughter
Iva
04:11:31you04:11:32I would like…
Rhysaene
04:11:33- That’s really funny.
Iva
04:11:36That’s a later I have a problem.
Temerity
04:11:37Mm-hmm.
Iva
04:11:38I got now I have a problems.
Temerity
04:11:40laughs
Rhysaene
04:11:44All right, I’ll leave you to it.
Temerity
04:11:46All right.04:11:46Thank you for the tea.
Rhysaene
04:11:49Thank you for the crazy ass information.
Iva
04:11:49Are we just going to close you back in the closet again?
Temerity
04:11:52laughs04:11:55Yeah.04:11:56uh,04:11:57Weighs on me a lot.04:12:01I’m hoping that we clear up the sorrow before…04:12:07That happens.
Hazel
04:12:10Oh.04:12:13Well,04:12:16hopefully that happens, I suppose.
Temerity
04:12:20I’m gonna make sure of it.
Iva
04:12:21I looked at Hazel and goes, can we clean up the sorrow?04:12:24Is that something we can do?
Hazel
04:12:26Uh…
Temerity
04:12:26Oh.
Hazel
04:12:27Shin.04:12:29Sure.04:12:30The hazel shrubs and says, I don’t think so.
Iva
04:12:33And he goes, okay, so…
Temerity
04:12:33Temerity is 100% convinced.
Iva
04:12:36So, so.04:12:37So this is like the magic thing for her where we’re just going to nod and kind of agree, but I’ll agree that04:12:42She’s magical.
Hazel
04:12:44uh,04:12:45Well,04:12:46- No.04:12:47I’m not so sure on this one.
Iva
04:12:51I have an odds.
Hazel
04:12:52Because Hazel, uh, like, I’m sorry, Merity is for sure magical, whether or not the,04:12:58whether or not we can04:12:59completely eradicate the sorrow is a question04:13:03as much as it is simply04:13:06something that04:13:08that we would hold different.04:13:10use them.04:13:11No one’s been able to eradicate this, so we don’t know whether or not it’s possible or
Iva
04:13:17I heard those.04:13:20I’m going to worry about breaking into a prison, I think.04:13:22Not worry about that right now.
Hazel
04:13:24I did.04:13:25Yes.
Temerity
04:13:25You know?
Hazel
04:13:26-
Rhysaene
04:13:27Yeah.
Hazel
04:13:27You what?
Temerity
04:13:28I don’t know.
Iva
04:13:29I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
04:13:30laughter
Iva
04:13:31I’m sorry.
Rhysaene
04:13:31-
Temerity
04:13:31Ha ha ha ha ha.
Hazel
04:13:33Oh, right. I wasn’t supposed to say anything.
Temerity
04:13:33Pins you to the wall.
Hazel
04:13:36I’m sorry.
Temerity
04:13:36I’m sorry.
Hazel
04:13:39Yeah.04:13:39um,04:13:43Yes, that is a04:13:45Good idea.04:13:47laughs04:13:48We must think of the things in front of us.04:13:51directly from the04:13:53So yeah, and then she04:13:55under the table.04:13:56Good night.
Temerity
04:14:00Hehehehe.04:14:01Take your hiding spot.
Iva
04:14:03If.04:14:04I would go, oh, I guess…04:14:06I guess we’re hiding.
Rhysaene
04:14:10care, pick a spot.
Temerity
04:14:12get the jump on this.
Iva
04:14:13Iva sits next to Rhys.
Rhysaene
04:14:19Okay.
Temerity
04:14:20That’s fair.
Rhysaene
04:14:20and she’s going to keep painting.
Iva
04:14:22-
Hazel
04:14:24I really need to get my spell components at some point.
Iva
04:14:25outplayed.
Dungeon Master
04:14:28Um,
Rhysaene
04:14:29But she does that.04:14:30Pat.04:14:31Oh.04:14:32I just had a little before going back to04:14:35depending on how
Dungeon Master
04:14:37the…
Rhysaene
04:14:37A new piece.
Dungeon Master
04:14:39The night progresses, 2 a.m. rolls around.04:14:42Temerity and Luma have long rested. No one else has, and it is getting late.
Hazel
04:14:50He’s a little star train.
Dungeon Master
04:14:53He’s all starts.
Iva
04:14:53Oh, Iva would have fell asleep next to, uh, race, like, almost immediately.
Dungeon Master
04:14:57Hazel starts trancing at around 2:00 AM.04:15:00Um,04:15:02I have a falls asleep.04:15:04what’s the risk doing at this point?
Rhysaene
04:15:07I think she’ll04:15:09Stop painting.04:15:10Um,04:15:12and still beginning to rest, yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:15:15Rhys heads to bed, leaving only the two people who already rested.04:15:21awake. Although Hazel, is Hazel sleeping or trancing?
Hazel
04:15:24trancing for this.
Dungeon Master
04:15:26So Luma…04:15:27Luma, Hazel, and Temerity, what are you doing with the rest of your evening? Staying hidden?
Temerity
04:15:32- Yeah.04:15:33Yeah, and keeping a very sharp ear out.
Dungeon Master
04:15:38keep a…
Luma
04:15:38I’m just sitting on the couch.
Dungeon Master
04:15:41You keep a very sharp air out. Luma, you sit on the couch.04:15:44Beepo before you04:15:46Hazel, you chill and try to relax.04:15:50The night passes without incident.04:15:53uh,04:15:54Morning comes, everyone finishes their rests and gains all the benefits of a long rest as we transition into the third of Nightdeep and conclude the session.04:16:07Unless there’s anything like…04:16:10anything you want to have04:16:12at the end of this session versus the start of next one. We’ll pick up in the morning next week.
Iva
04:16:17How much gold would it require for me to pay Luma to kill Temerity?
Temerity
04:16:23Hoop!
Hazel
04:16:23Well,04:16:24I don’t think that’s a matter of gold.
Dungeon Master
04:16:25I don’t think it’s on the table yet.
Hazel
04:16:27Yes.04:16:29Um,
Luma
04:16:29Hold on, let me build the table.
Dungeon Master
04:16:30Loomins League.04:16:31laughter
Hazel
04:16:31- Here.
Temerity
04:16:32laughter
Iva
04:16:32Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:16:33Luma’s like, okay, hold on now.
Hazel
04:16:33Well,
Dungeon Master
04:16:35I need Bumby.
Iva
04:16:37-
Luma
04:16:37-
Hazel
04:16:37Thank you.
Temerity
04:16:37laughs
Rhysaene
04:16:38Bye.
Luma
04:16:40It’s so funny, of all the people to pick, you pick a Luma.
Hazel
04:16:40Are we going to be doing this?04:16:43Yeah, true.
Iva
04:16:43Well, you need money.
Luma
04:16:46Well, that’s fair.
Hazel
04:16:47I need money. I need money for spell components.
Iva
04:16:47here.
Luma
04:16:49She doesn’t need money that badly.
Iva
04:16:51- Yeah.
Luma
04:16:52She’s got poison.
Temerity
04:16:52Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
04:16:54True, she’s got poison.04:16:55She could just kill Temerity with that.
Iva
04:16:55Yeah.
Luma
04:16:57Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:16:57Killing Temerity is probably like…
Dungeon Master
04:17:02I think.
Rhysaene
04:17:02the hottest fucking person to kill right now.
Dungeon Master
04:17:05That’s pretty true.
Temerity
04:17:05Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:17:06Like, Temerity’s like Maharagi.
Hazel
04:17:07I need…
Rhysaene
04:17:08You gotta fucking kill him in one shot.
Hazel
04:17:10T-
Rhysaene
04:17:11Otherwise, they’re gonna adapt.
Dungeon Master
04:17:131v1ing a CR5 stat block as a level 5 character is pretty crazy.
Temerity
04:17:13Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:17:14laughs
Luma
04:17:18What do you mean Luma awkwardly floats 20 feet above Temerity with a handgun?
Temerity
04:17:23Yeah.
Hazel
04:17:23He he he he.
Iva
04:17:24laughter
Luma
04:17:24Yeah.
Temerity
04:17:26It’s really…
Hazel
04:17:26Yeah.
Luma
04:17:26Like, no.
Temerity
04:17:28throws her chaplain and throws her hand axe.
Luma
04:17:28I’m sorry.
Temerity
04:17:30But after that, that’s about it.
Luma
04:17:31Bitch.
Hazel
04:17:32The old Tarrasque and the Magic Trumpet once again.
Luma
04:17:34you04:17:34Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:17:36Yeah, that’s pretty true.
Rhysaene
04:17:36Thank you.
Luma
04:17:37Epo can outrun something.
Dungeon Master
04:17:40Thank you.
Luma
04:17:41Needler in the fucking…
Hazel
04:17:41Beepo.
Temerity
04:17:41What’s the most speed?
Luma
04:17:43ankles.
Rhysaene
04:17:44- Yeah.
Luma
04:17:45-
Rhysaene
04:17:47I like that we’re actually like plotting to murder.
Luma
04:17:48Thank you.
Temerity
04:17:51-
Hazel
04:17:52I don’t know, why are we assassinating Temerity?
Luma
04:17:53Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:17:54I think.
Temerity
04:17:55I’m going to go.
Luma
04:17:55We’re not.
Iva
04:17:55laughs
Dungeon Master
04:17:55Yeah, I don’t, that was a wild turn at the movie end.
Luma
04:17:57It was funny you say that Temerity was the hardest one to kill.04:17:59She’s the easiest one in the party to kill.
Dungeon Master
04:18:01All right.
Luma
04:18:02Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:18:02Well, then.
Hazel
04:18:02- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:18:03than officially
Temerity
04:18:03They have the iva.
Dungeon Master
04:18:05Officially, we’ll pick back up in the morning of the third of Nightdeep next session.
Rhysaene
04:18:11Oh, thank you for running, Kat. That was very good.
Hazel
04:18:13Thank you for coming.04:18:14Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:18:15- Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:18:15I was scared.
Luma
04:18:17absorption.
Dungeon Master
04:18:19as you should be.
Hazel
04:18:19Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
04:18:20I was scared for my little horse life.
Hazel
04:18:20I think…
Iva
04:18:20Why, why?04:18:23Someone should get two stressful encounters next time that’s not named Bruce.
Temerity
04:18:29Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:18:30- That’s true, you did have two stressful encounters.
Luma
04:18:31You see?04:18:33you say that, but it’s self-inflicted.
Hazel
04:18:33I kind of…
Dungeon Master
04:18:36Also true.
Iva
04:18:36Wow.
Luma
04:18:37- Yeah.04:18:37It’s a self-inflicted AoE.
Iva
04:18:40The assassin wasn’t my fault.
Hazel
04:18:40whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
Temerity
04:18:40Hehehehe.
Luma
04:18:41- Right.04:18:43Yeah.
Iva
04:18:440% Bruce.
Hazel
04:18:44I, uh,
Iva
04:18:46Or that one.
Luma
04:18:47Bye.
Hazel
04:18:48True.
Luma
04:18:49True.
Hazel
04:18:50I don’t know, Hazel’s04:18:54Hazel’s.04:18:55Wait, no, counting your chickens before they hatch is a bad thing.
Dungeon Master
04:18:59Yeah, you don’t want to count your chickens before they hatch.
Hazel
04:19:02But…04:19:02She looked before she left.04:19:05That’s kind of like04:19:06counting your04:19:07chickens before they hatch.
Luma
04:19:08You can probability smear your chickens, that’s fine.
Dungeon Master
04:19:09Yes.04:19:11- Yeah.
Hazel
04:19:11Yeah.
Temerity
04:19:12Hehehehe.
Hazel
04:19:13Hazel probability smeared her chickens before they hatched.04:19:15And so I feel like, you know, for the most part, she’s pretty,04:19:19she’s pretty chill on, on the things that she is currently not aware of.04:19:24uh,04:19:27literally the one big thing
Luma
04:19:27We already knew that one Light Warden was a problem.
Hazel
04:19:31Yeah, that was, yeah.04:19:33Hazel…